#this is not cannon btw

[wildernessuntothemselves]

I can't actually get over the yamqn ff,i constantly think about them being able to end up as a happy family yk with their child and how Beomgyu would play with their child and adored it so much.😭Do you mind writing a really short darbble about this if u have some time of course

"Mommy, I made tea for you."

"Oh, you didn’t have to, baby. Thank you!" You gush at your son, taking the cup from his hand so he wouldn't spill it.

"Drink it. Drink it!" He sings as soon as you take it from him.

"Okay." You laugh, not failing to see the eager, mischievous look on his face as he watches you take a sip--a look that is all too reminiscent of his father's own boyhood. And soon when the take a sip and a bitter saltiness hits your tongue rather than the sweetness that would be expected, you’re not surprised in the slightest but you sure do act like it for you son's benefit.

"Yuck! What is that?" You make an exaggerated grossed out face and the light airy giggles your son lets out are something he definitely inherited from you. It's Beomgyu's favorite as he has told you many times.

"It's--it's--SALT!" Your son hiccups through his laughter.

"Aw, I can believe I fell for that." You lament dramatically, and that's when Beomgyu comes back to the garden where you and your son are seated.

"Fell for what?" He asks curiously and you give him a silly pout. "Your son put salt in my tea."

"Ohh, the old salt instead of sugar trick. Classic. Respectable. But there is much better ones I can teach you." Beomgyu tell your son and you gasp, fake affronted. "Don't you dare, Beomgyu."

"Oh yeah, and who is gonna stop me?" He asks, picking your son up. "If I take him somewhere you can't hear us and tell him all teach him all the pranks he coule play on you, how are you gonna stop us?"

"Like this!" You shout, shooting up and running towards them to grab them.

"Daddy run!" Your son screams and Beomgyu doesn’t hesitate, taking off into the garden with you hot on their heels, guided by the sound of your son's tinkling laughter.

"You'll never take us alive!" Beomgyu shouts back at you, and you don't miss a bit. "Makes no difference to me."

"Daddy, she's gonna kill us."

"Don't worry, baby, I have an idea." Beomgyu tells your son breathlessly, and heads towards the lake.

"Beomgyu, don't you dare!" You shout at his back but he doesn’t listen to you, running towards the water and jumping it, wading further into it with your son tucked against his chest.

"Twenty years later and you’re still jumping into the dirty water and ruining your nice clothes. You never change, huh?" You scold Beomgyu, no heat behind your words and Beomgyu shakes his head.

"No way. Not when I have a new partner in crime." He lets go of your son who swims in circles around him. "Come on, join us for old times' sake."

"Yes, mommy, come in. The water is so nice."

"I don't know. I don't want to get all wet." You hesitate. The water does look nice but you don't feel like getting your clothes soggy and having to go back home to take a bath.

As you think, you pay no mind to Beomgyu swimming closer to you until you’re within the splashing zone and then pelting you with water, drenching your clothes.

"Well, you're already wet." He shrugs, an easy devious smile on his face that mirrors his son's earlier one.

"Oh, now I'm really gonna get you." You growl, jumping into the water and chasing after your husband, your son's excited screams flying up into the heavens

[michamiw]

"love loses (he cant handle it)" Messing around with a dumb joke

Lemon by @xxthebubblewitchxx

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

[marvelsgirl616]

How do you know what’s good for me?:

THAT’S MY OPINION!!

……

[trappednyourheart]

The wrong DNA test

( what if, Sheila wasn't really Jason's mother? The system is already corrupted, then what about the test?).

A huge brawl containing every rogue had started at the time of Halloween, causing the people from downtown to fled there home's as joker had clownized the whole neighborhood with his goon's.

Every bats had taken to groups to take out the three parts of Gotham's as the rogue's had started to make alliances, some had lasted quite long while had conflicts, and causing a big damage to Arkham asylum,

It didn't take long before they captured all of them, none of the bats questions as they observed Jason glowing green eyes starting to flick, they thought it was the pit again, growing wary of the cooperation, but Crime alley was involved and that mean business to Red hood's turf.

Catherine todd love her son as her own even if not biological, Jason knew that. But her thing with drugs couldn't make her stop.

Sometimes after that, they could hear Jason humming a tune,a nice melody from Damian's statement saying that Jason muttered to him “ lullaby” as Jason continued to read his book, maybe it could be from Catherine,

they knew how Jason's past with Catherine todd, his mom even if not related, Catherine loves her son like her own kid but her doing drugs and... overdosing couldn't be stop.

Maybe Jason just remembered his mother maybe reminiscing atleast something familiar...even if it was a bad time.

Jason had constantly have been hearing a woman's? Man's? Voice, singing him a lullaby...it soothing, like as if he known and loved this melody...and that's where the dreams kept coming, there was a person, giving him kisses, Talkin to him stories, singing him lullabies and soothing him, he could dream that he was actually a baby, a baby from a normal couple, well don't count the luxurious baby room.

Jason had took out a conspiracies why he was getting this dreams, ( he swears he's not becoming Tim) and voices, maybe like a misshapen memories from the pits of victims? No it's to peaceful for that, maybe magic? He already contacted Constantine but surely hang up after knowing who it was-

Just how is he getting this dreams? Unless it wasn't.... So he proved again his point, he started a DNA test, again but none had records...of Sheila being his biological mother...that was weird, last time he had a test was from the time as robin..and before his-

So he went to that hospital who had said where Sheila had given birth to him, and most of shock is that no one knows a mother giving birth named Sheila haywood but had a document of a baby, of one Jason jay nightingale, the most believing part was that it's the same day he was born in.

His mother, Daniel F. Nightingale was said to be trans as the doctor who help his mother safely delivered him, And saying that his mother loved him,

one Sheila Haywood had the constant trick to get him and taken him as his own, because his mother's family was a wealthy one they practically sold him to her.

Jason had thought that maybe his mother's family never wanted him to have a son with a man from Gotham's crime alley.

Meanwhile Danny had just been YEETED to the DC universe before the start of Batman's justice thing and had been adopted by a very wealthy fruit loops couple as there kid, so he stayed as the couples daughter even pretending, because he owed ghost writer a favor for the last time, and as DC universe exist so it's story, and one thing for sure the child he had to give birth in this universe has a very complicated fate,

he did the one night stand from his supposed friend Willis Todd? He had to befriend him as Dalia F. nightingale the supposed Wealthy daughter who fell in love with a peasant trope, and gotten pregnant making it a scandal, and reaching to his ‘parents’ circle and getting that drama.

But he never thought he would care for his child, his little jay, his ghost side would purr in delight when they held Jason, he was a very hard sucker especially from his pacifier or his breast, it's so weird being in a women body,

but the way his ‘parents’ sold his son to the women who was supposed to get his son killed and being revived by cheap parody ass of ectoplasm.

He went feral, he had an argument to his ‘parents’ but all fell deaf ears, he couldn't find his son in one of the hotels nearby where that BXtch was.

And that time was where his part of the script was fulfilled, ghost writer already took him, both sides of his, were angry.

He. will. get. his. baby. back.

[justn0t]

This sketch I will never finish

[creative-clawmarks]

Another idea I had for Jay's monster form is that he is also a vampire, but not the same kind as Alex.

If Alex is eating people's flesh then Jay is eating people's souls, like some kind of voyeuristic energy vampire.

I feel like this is more thematically cogent. It matches his role in the story, it gives him a connection to Alex, and it honestly gives me more to play with in terms of capabilities and interactions.

Of course, Jay never reaches this point in the series. He gets closer and closer as things get worse and worse but he ultimately dies before he becomes a true monster, features never twisting and abilities never manifesting.

Who's to say what would have happened had things gone differently though. Maybe there's an alternate future out there where Jay and Alex become pack-bonded predators, hunting people in their own uniquely terrible ways...

...Anyways, I like this a lot more than the angel idea so I'm going to be moving forward with this being canon in mind. Sorry, lol.

[calibrationneeded]

What? Sorry I can’t hear you, I’m too busy being glad that Dean lived, Cas came back, and Jack gets to live with his dads while Dean works on trying to repair their relationship and be better than his own father

[comsumedsoul]

“Yeah,” said Harry, “but he just attacked Snape for no good reason, just because — well, just because you said you were bored,” he finished with a slightly apologetic note in his voice.

“I’m not proud of it,” said Sirius quickly.

Do I really need to explain anymore? James attacked Snape because Sirius was bored. Because Sirius was bored.

[doofazoid]

is this technically broppy

[the-great-knight-gay]

Luke: *sending off Percy and Annabeth for their quest* And here's some flying shoes!

Percy and Annabeth: *blushes violently*

Luke: *thinking* Oh gods do they know?

Percy and Annabeth: *thinking* Wow he's really pretty

[shady-ratt]

chip jrwi the type of person to die

[belleski]

WHY IS THERE A GAY BAR IN PRISON??

[image description] image 1: A greyscale comic of a person drawn from the waist up. In the first frame, they're looking at their phone with a thought bubble that reads 'Oh, One piece has queer rep in it?.' The next pannel has the figure looking to the side dismissively with the thought bubble reading 'Let's be real, It's just going to be that two guys are roommates or smth... Fandoms exaggerae a lot w/ these things...' Image 2: The person now sits with a shocked expression in front of a computer screen with a rainbow originating from the screen stabbing them in the chest. A speech bubble coming from the computer reads 'WE'RE QUEER & WE'RE HERE BITCHES!!' [End ID]

[keirichu]

just marinette fighting for her life giving birth and adrien is like “smile!!”

also casually forgets to tell their friends in which they find out through instagram. oopes

based on an idea by @frostedpuffs !!

[weirdozjunkary]

Hey guys, what if I—

Linx: @pink-link-lemonade

[kabutoden]

idk if you do pairings but umm buggy red jadekat?? or just jade!

sure ill draw that : ) im ok taking ship requests! heres a teenage karkat and a silly doggy girl!!!