#this is stupid but

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

Whenever I see someone say Hannibal wanted Will pregnant I lose a brain cell because LOOK he might’ve like the c section scar is interesting symbolism but listen.

I think Hannibal was horrifically upset that he couldn’t carry wills baby. Let me explain myself:

So he wants to baby trap will. That’s cannon. He wants to have a child with will. But here’s where we must ask ; why? Is it to have a little mini him running around? NOPE. Is it too feel powerful or make will subservient too him? NOPE.

Home boy Hannibal Lecter wants a baby to make Will feel like he has to stay for the kids. He wants to make Will feel like no matter where he goes he’ll still need to visit on the weekends.

Hannibal wants to make Will feel like he has to stay.

Here’s why this is important: if Hannibal got will pregnant and Will had his baby Will could just leave. He could just be like well the baby is mine and I hate you and I’m leaving it’ll be better for them anyway. But if HANNIBAL has WILL’S baby?!? Oh boy now Wills in for it.

He owes Hannibal now. He could never leave his child it would be abandoning something small and weak. And Hannibal could guilt him by being like I did all this for you and for us you can’t leave me now you have to stay for the kids.

And in Hannibal’s mind this would work perfectly.

I think that Hannibal is desperately upset that Will can procreate with people that aren’t him and I think he’s desperately upset that he can’t give Will a child.

[butchhatred]

Heavy topic below

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

Loki: You’re dead and buried, darling.

Mobius: and bricked-

Mobius: HELLO-

[samsrosary]

he an artist

[maznanangy]

It's that time of the year when I start thinking about the fact that Connor can double jump like

Autism be damned my boy can double jump

[x-headcanonstuck]

hiiii ummm :3 maybe a davecallie? femme dyke dave (he/him) with a huge crush on nby unlabled callie (they/them)?

a request from the dude itself. i hadn’t thought about this pairing until now and honestly? i love it

use he/him for dave and they/them for callie! they are a femme dyke and nonbinary and unlabeled respectively!

requested by @queer-quadrants

[sandyferal]

I know it might be a little cringe of me to look at a film like Goncharov and just look for gay content of it but. The cigar scene. That’s literally all I need to say-

I never thought I’d be asking for the ship name for characters from a 1973 mafia movie but I’m obsessed with the dynamic between Goncharov and Andrey and how it affects their character and I need to see more posts about them

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[disableddyke]

[hummingbooks]

Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:

[eyesup-orion]

new episode today hehe..

[cemeterything]

visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.