#this is the most stressed lucifer has been in his entire life

[journey-to-the-attic]

Ok ok but aside all the angst and deppresion of IK falling from grace,just imagine the chaos of 7 man children trying to teach IK how to fly once her wings develop fully.

Thats all I have to say...BUT I HONESTLY WANNA HEAR YOUR HCS AND OPINIONS ON THIS BC I THINK IT'D BE SO FUNNY

mammon's super excited about teaching ik tricks like loop-de-loops and nosedives, but lucifer also already said he'd teach her back when the hybrid business first started, so when he hears about this he's like absolutely not

unfortunately no one has any intentions of letting him get the 'first flight teacher' badge, so all of them end up going once it's time to teach ik to fly

the winged brothers take charge, obviously, but the tailed brothers all also have their own idea of what the best teaching methods are. satan has a massive ornithology textbook and is loudly reading out paragraphs from it, belphie keeps shouting "just relax" as if that helps at all, and levi's just reciting inspirational quotes (when he's not covering his eyes and screeching in fear every time it looks like something's gone wrong)

meanwhile, up in the sky, beel has been designated the safety net, lucifer's barely giving ik an inch to breathe for fear she's going to tumble, mammon's trying to get lucifer to budge so that ik actually has room to flap her wings properly, and asmo's the only one giving some semi-helpful tips

[devildom-moss]

I request…diavolo courting headcanons with an exasperated barbatos sprinkled in

Super late, but I hope you enjoy it. I love when Diavolo causes trouble for Barbatos but Barbs just kind of manages because affection duty. I could probably have done a few more, but I think I got a good chunk of stuff. I put a few MC courting Diavolo at the end since I realized the request wasn't specific that only Diavolo did the courting and because Diavolo is babygirl/babyboy and deserves courting too.

Diavolo courting headcanons

(Diavolo x gn!MC) (SFW)

Diavolo has no idea how he’s supposed to court a human. He’s never courted anyone (except for Lucifer, in his own, naïve, convoluted and lovestruck way – and even then, he didn’t acknowledge it as courting). He’s been courted by a few brave witches and demons, but it didn’t go anywhere, so he doesn’t care to replicate someone else’s failed attempt at courting. Other than that, he’s only read whatever made it into his family’s history. His father didn’t speak about Diavolo’s mother – let alone their courtship. In short, this poor man is lost and scrambling the entire time.

He turns to Barbatos, Lucifer, and Solomon for advice. None of them are keen to help him seduce MC if they already like MC, but Solomon is the only one to actively sabotage Diavolo’s plans on occasion. Solomon has suggested that Diavolo pick one day a week to actively avoid you so you’ll want him more or that he fill your entire room up with balloons in your least favorite color so you can enjoy destroying them or that humans enjoy being watched while they sleep and doing so shows that you will protect them when they’re most vulnerable. Barbatos catches on to his weird plots and attempts to stop him if he’s at risk of troubling you. Barbatos just counts this as another reason to be a bitch to Solomon the next time he sees him.

Eventually, Diavolo decides that the best course of action is to do whatever he can to see that precious smile on your face and just be around you. He may not know what he’s doing, but he knows that nothing in any realm could feel better than when he catches your gaze in his and you smile at him affectionately.

As such, he asks you to accompany him in his study while he does paperwork late into the night. No one else has the privilege of bothering him while he works. Literally. Barbatos doesn’t allow anyone to interrupt Diavolo when he has important work to do. Diavolo sneaks you in when he asks you to keep him company. It’s actually a great environment for reading and studying. He feels more productive having you around (most of the time). Sometimes he’s distracted by his desire for you, and he takes a short break “to refocus.” If his paperwork isn’t confidential and you’re lonely, he’ll let you sit in his lap.

Some nights, Diavolo has so much work that you fall asleep to quiet music, scribbling, and pages turning. When Barbatos comes to deliver tea, only to find you asleep on the couch, he sighs and escorts or just straight up carries you to a spare room to rest. He’ll scold Diavolo in the morning, but he doesn’t put any extra effort to prevent Diavolo from sneaking you in – not after he saw how affectionately and longingly Diavolo stared at you when Barbatos sent you off to bed. Barbatos hates that he has such a soft spot for you both sometimes.

Diavolo doesn’t tell anyone, but once he establishes peace between all three realms, he wants to build an entire city in your honor. It’s one of the dreams that sustains him when he feels like a failure. He has to do this for you.

He wants his love for you written in history books. This man is down so bad, that he needs you to be remembered in the history of the Devildom. If your name died with you, he would tear the Devildom to pieces until every denizen memorized your name. You’re such a comfort in his daunting, stressful life, he needs your beauty to stain the world. This is the only way he can cope with the thought of you dying one day.

Diavolo will open entire public parks and gardens dedicated to you. If you’re shy or don’t want recognition, he does it secretly and only tells you that he opened it in your honor. Unfortunately, he always invites you to the opening ceremony, and anyone who sees the way he looks at you will know that this is all for you. He plants your favorite devildom plants or flowers that blossom in your favorite color. Usually, he includes some kind of water feature (pond, lake, elaborate fountains) or interesting sculpture. Sometimes they’re so romantic that he gets a bit jealous that other couples get to spend more time there with each other than he can with you.

With Solomon’s help, Diavolo imports your favorite human world flower and plants it somewhere hidden in the garden at the Demon Lord’s castle. He will not allow Barbatos to tend to the flowers and takes pride in the fact that he’s the only one keeping that gift to you alive. One time, he suddenly got too sick to leave his bed and couldn’t water the flowers, so he allowed Barbatos to water them. However, he sulked for a week afterwards, and Barbatos couldn’t raise his spirits no matter what he did. It was so troublesome that Barbatos decided the next time Diavolo was too sick to tend to the flowers, he would rather carry Diavolo there or transport him in a wheelchair and help Diavolo water the plants than do it himself.

The prince offers MC a lot of gifts – an excessive amount of gifts. He gives you clothes he thinks would look good on you, cute things (like charms, plushies, cups, etc.), delicious and often expensive food and drinks, and anything you seem to take interest in. This man would give you an entire armory if you wanted it. It gets to the point that it’s overwhelming (and would be uncomfortable for most humans. If you love gifts, you start running out of space to put things). Barbatos has to point out that he makes you uncomfortable if you won’t. (Or if you don’t get uncomfortable, Barbatos notes how cramped/cluttered your room is after delivering one of many gifts and informs Diavolo that he must cut back.) “My Lord, you ought to show some restraint. Certainly, MC will still adore you with a few less presents.”

Diavolo offers you his arm whenever you are walking in the same direction as him at RAD. He loves being your escort. Who else gets to say that the future king walked them to class? You have to understand that you’re special, right? He’ll offer to escort you if he has the time when he sees you around town, too. Diavolo will only stop offering if you ask him to. However, if you ask him to stop because others are being cruel to you due to his special attention, he will give you an option: he can be more secretive about his affection or he can deal with anyone who is cruel to you “in an appropriate manner.” Do not ask him to elaborate.

Speaking of being your escort. Diavolo loves to invite you to fancy parties. It’s a good way to make his intentions clear to you and any of your potential suitors (Suck it, Lucifer). Incidentally, it also sends a message to his own potential suitors (Suck it again, Lucifer). Besides, he wishes to keep you by his side in the future, so he’d like you to get more accustomed to royal affairs. But, mostly, he just likes showing off his beloved.

Diavolo is always the first person to ask for your hand at a dance – even if he didn’t invite you to the party. He’s very formal about it - he even bows to you and kisses your hand. Mephistopheles gives you shit about making Diavolo, of all demons, bow to a human. He’s a bit jealous, and he can’t stand the idea of Diavolo lowering himself or potentially harming his reputation by looking like such a lovestruck fool. (One time, Diavolo overheard this and informed Mephisto, “Ah, but I am a lovestruck fool for MC. Why should I not appear exactly as I am? Is there something unbecoming about me, Mephistopheles?” Mephisto let that shit go real quick.)

If Diavolo sees that you are stressed, upset, having a panic attack, etc, he’ll transform into his demon form and wrap his large wings around you as he holds you until you feel better. He knows he can’t protect you from everything all the time, but in that moment, he wants you to know that he will shield you from the entire world until you feel safe. If you get claustrophobic or this makes you more uncomfortable, it will break his heart a little bit, but he’ll work with you to figure out a better solution. He’ll do anything to make you feel safe and comfortable.

Diavolo spends time planning vacations with you instead of doing work around the holidays – which results in a rather annoyed Barbatos. Consequently, Barbatos forbids you from visiting the castle until Diavolo finishes his work. Diavolo ends up exhausted all week between catching up on his work and trying to plan the perfect vacation, which only frustrates Barbatos further. Eventually, he gets his work done. Barbs can’t even get mad at you because he knows you didn’t ask Diavolo to be so reckless with his time, but if you could find a way to get Diavolo to manage his time better or delegate vacation plans, Barbatos would be grateful beyond words.

MC does not need to do anything official to “court” Diavolo on their end, but any time you get him a gift, it means more than he can express – so long as you actually give it some thought. If it’s a couple’s/matching item, he will be over the moon – gushing over it around anyone who will listen. Every once in a while, Barbatos will consider asking you to avoid giving Diavolo matching presents because if he has to hear about a little acrylic charm for two weeks again, he’s going to use a glamour to make little D. no. 2 look like him and stand in his place.

You can melt Diavolo into a blushing mess if you offer him your hand or arm and escort him anywhere – but especially if you do it when getting out of a car or on the way to a party. If you ask him to dance, even if it’s somewhere secluded, he will feel adored. Whether it’s in front of the entire student body at a RAD party or a random balcony in the Demon Lord’s castle under the moonlight or in his study because a particular song started to play while he was working, he’ll be delighted and take your hand with a chuckle.

The best thing you could do to court Diavolo would be to take his hand and ask to visit either the mausoleum or wherever his father is being kept so that you can declare your affection for Diavolo in front of his ancestors/family. If you compliment him and bring an offering of flowers for his family, he might actually cry. He will never feel more desired than at that moment. If you ask for permission to be with him (although he would be equally happy if you just inform his family that you love him and plan to stay by his side), even if his father rose from his rest or his ancestors rose from the dead to deny you, he would go against them.

[tonguetiedraven]

You approve of Yukio even after he threatened to kill people and tried to kill Rin and Ryuji?

I have answered this question at least three times now, and I know you're just trying to bait me, but woooowwwwww I must have missed something in the manga. When did Yukio try to kill Ryuuji? If you're referring to the moment when Yukio points his gun at Ryuuji, that wasn't trying to kill Ryuuji. A dead Ryuuji would not have been a Ryuuji who could talk, and that was what Yukio wanted. Answers. Ryuuji wasn't threatened with death in that moment, and Ryuuji -- the only injured party in that scene -- has forgiven Yukio and worked with an armed and loaded Yukio since then, so I think they've both moved on. Ryuuji had also kind of helped lead to one of Yukio's sort of adoptive uncles dying a few days earlier, so I think Ryuuji mostly thinks that was earned. (It was a very messed up little while in that section of the manga.)

I feel like every couple of months everyone in aoex needs to remember that none of these characters are real and none of these situations are real and that they are story devices and plot devices and that they are young teenagers in the canon story and teenagers make stupid choices. Especially when they're tired, stressed, and being made feel like they're older/more mature than they are. (IE, when they're given jobs and responsibilities for others life's well beings.)

I could talk about Yukio being a mentally ill character who has been living in some form of fear since he was born. I could talk about him knowing he was Satan's bastard son for his entire life and knowing that his twin was a ticking time bomb of awakening into a possibly massively deadly demon, but likely no one will care and they'll already know that.

I could talk about Yukio being brilliant in pretty much every way but reading emotions, but people will still assume that any time a gun appears on screen that it is loaded with the most lethal of bullets and wielded entirely with the intent to murder. (And yet not make the same assumption about the flames of Satan that have killed vastly more people than we've seen shot on screen.) And they will assume that Yukio intended to kill instead of intended to interrogate or frighten or slow someone down.

Again, no one would really care about that and they would realize it if they read the manga because it talks over and over about the kind of bullets Yukio uses not being particularly harmful to Rin who seems to take Yukio's bullets like they're the kind in a nerf gun.

I could point out that no matter what Yukio does -- even when he unloads every Armumhael bullet in Rin that they have and he makes Rin entirely human for a few minutes -- that Rin is still the more powerful party. That Rin is the dangerous one in the situation. That one thing we should all be getting in this current arc is that Rin is a god next to these exwires. He got disintegration and disembowled and ripped apart and destroyed in a horrifyingly large number of ways and just kept on going like it was a big old nothing. He can go toe to toe with Satan so I feel like mortal Yukio and his little pistols probably can't do a damn thing against Rin even if Yukio wanted to.

I could talk about the fact that literally the most avid Yukio haters will never loathe Yukio as much as himself or the fact that Rin thinking he wasn't the most incredible person on the planet never even occurred to Yukio as a possibility despite the fact that Yukio thinks of himself as not worth being alive and can't see the way he's admired by a lot of people.

I could talk about the fact that the only person we've really seen Lewin comfort is Yukio, which means that even "I have no empathy for others" Lewin Light could tell that the boy was drowning under the weight of his own self-loathing and endless guilt, or that Shura has been watching him crack, or that Toudou, Lucifer, and Satan all picked him to be the one they tried to manipulate and crack and even pulled Renzou in on their drive to do that, and that Mephisto has also been manipulating and toying with him to try and push him to his own ends. Yukio just might be the most manipulated character in the entire damn manga.

But at the end of the day, the manga is there and people are capable of reading and looking at it themselves and I'd rather just read it and write my stories and draw my pictures and just. Be okay with a well written character who has acted pretty damn human in pretty much every scene he's been in. Who has fought with his super human brother and loved his super human brother and hated himself and is trying to make amends and still hates a lot about himself but is loved by his friends and is trying to save his world from his horrible extended family.

And once again, who is a fictional person that has committed fictional crimes and fictional acts of kindness. Drink something warm and soothing and touch some grass since Yukio and co are stuck in the frozen arctic and can't. (And fictional.)

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Hi, I love your writing! Can I request some comfort HC’s with Mammon from Obey Me!, how would comfort the MC/Reader who also has a poor/unstable relationship with their own brother? I feel like he would be good at that, considering he tends to be ignored/belittled by his brothers. I would really appreciate it. If you don’t feel comfortable, please skip! Happy Holidays!

Awww, our cute Crow demon would be amazing at comforting~ <3

Also, omg, this gif is the most wholesome, beautiful, adorable, lovely thing I’ve seen in my entire life, bless the person who created this masterpiece <3

Just as you said, Mammon would probably be the best brother to comfort you with this problem exactly because he’s the most empathetic of them and he just GETS it.

Even if he wasn’t in the exact situation you are in, he’d still get it, but him, more than anyone, he’d feel for you so much that it rips his heart into pieces.

He loves you so much that he wants to only ever see you happy and would do literally anything to always see that beautiful smile of yours - So when you’re upset because of the way your siblings treat you, he’s head spins and he goes insane.

Sure, he purposely made himself the butt of everyone’s jokes for thousands of years, knowing that his brothers need constant stress relief, especially Lucifer who’s constantly on edge and still bears the guilt of letting their little sister die in the Celestial War...

But this has been going on for so long that he doesn’t remember the time when things were any different - And in a way, he doesn’t care, as long as his brothers are happy - But in a way, it still hurts him, because he loves his brothers more than he loves himself, and being mistreated like that all the time, especially for some misdeeds he does that are uncontrollable due to the Sin he was cursed with, was a bitter feeling.

Even so, you’re just a sweet, little human, so you have no responsibility to bear anyone’s burdens or be anyone’s emotional punchbag, so he can’t stand the idea of you being in any way mistreated, especially by the family you care so much for.

First, he’d calm himself down - He can’t have you seeing how upset he is, or he knows you’ll feel guilty and never complain to him again - And he’d suggest you try explaining the situation and possibly trying to talk the problem out.

If that doesn’t work, then he’ll go to Lucifer and ask for more advice, knowing he’s always been the smart one of them - But surprise, nothing Lucifer says works.

So, he retorts to the big guns - Protecting you.

He’ll literally try everything in his power to keep you around him, always occupied and keeping your mind away from your problems at home.

Mammon would pamper you ALL the time - Not only he would use all of his money to buy you all sorts of things, from clothes, to funny things, to the most useless things that looked cute - But would also spend 24/7 with you, showering you with affection.

Kisses, hugs, cuddles, spa days, self-care routines, movie marathons, video game binging trying out matching outfits, doing fashion catwalks in your room, doing silly Deviltube challenges, trying out new cooking/baking recipes and so on.

He knows he can’t really solve this situation for you - Sometimes, if people don’t want to do things, you can’t change them. You just have to accept that things are what they are, and no matter how much you love said person, they won’t reciprocate the sentiment. And we just can’t force things.

Either way, till the end of the world, he will be there for you, through the good and the bad days, and Mammon will absolutely never get tired of comforting you about any problem that you have.

[2af-afterdark]

If it’s not too much trouble could I get headcannons of the WHB demons seeing how stressed MC gets while traveling?

(It’s me, Hi, I’m the MC in this case)

Meanwhile the plane ends up being one of Mammom’s 50 billion private jets he owns for shits and giggles 💀

🦩

This is late, I know, but I have been a very busy goose lately and things just keep piling up around me. I guess you sent this before your big cruise, but unfortunately you are getting it afterward. 😔

ANYWAY...

Satan

Always go to Satan first. He has his head on straight and will immediately be doing whatever is needed to help MC. Take Ppyong when they travel if they need a companion. He's small enough to go anywhere they may need and can get bigger (and scarier) in a pinch. He has their entire itinerary printed out and given to them so they never have to feel lost. He will even do pre-travel meetings with them to help with all that stress.

I don't think there is a thing this man hasn't accounted for, honestly.... assuming he's not having a depression crash. He's not very helpful at those times... That's why Sitri is there to help.

Mammon

Mammon would never let MC travel alone. He would find any way possible to go with them. Yes, he will use the excuse that he clearly needs to be there to help with their stress. Travel on his very privately owned plane! It's not stressful when you're making the rules.

Also, he will be finding any excuse to hold them during the ride and loading them with amazing food and drink. Honestly, the ride is an experience in and of itself.

Beelzebub

The man travels more in one day than some people do in a year. You would think that would make him a good person to talk to about travel jitters... you would be wrong.

He is so nonchalant about traveling that he doesn't even know the first thing about helping MC out when they get stressed. The actual ride his going to be awful, sorry.

He doesn't offer to travel with them, but you know he will somehow "accidently" end up running into them while they are out. After the meet up, he will gladly start showing them around because of course he is familiar with everything.

Strangely, I don't think he is consciously helping out, but because everything in life just sort of works out for him and he is so positive and charismatic, being around him melts away all the anxiety.

Good luck on the trip back though, because he'll bounce before that just to meet them when they make it back home like nothing happened.

Leviathan

I really think his ability to help is dependent on what the issue is. He would probably be best for the actual traveling part (ie, plane, boat, train, etc.). He will hand you anti-nausea medicine and a sleeping potion. Can't be anxious and stressed if you're asleep.

I get the worst feeling that he spends most of his travel time in his coffin so he doesn't have to deal with being in new, unfamiliar places. Like, he will spend the entire trip in there except for the times he absolutely has to leave so his idea of a trip is just his coffin being in a new place.

Basically, the kind of person who travels to a new country and spends all his time in the hotel room watching TV. Isn't that so relaxing?

Lucifer

I know he just came out, but I want to say he would just be the worst. MC gets stressed and he would immediately be using that against them to make them cry. He is, after all, into that.

As for if he would do anything that isn't completely traumatizing... maybe. But, uhh, I think he would worry about the crying first, because once he knows how to trigger it he can do it again whenever he wants.

[hornyf0ckers]

Hey~ I love your Not Your Typical Background Character AU! It's a super refreshing concept to read and I'll always be looking forward to more content. In that AU, what if GN!reader tried manipulating Lucifer into making a pact with them first? Let's say they're an excellent actor and skilled in creating lots of mistrust and strain in the brothers' and MC's relationships while remaining completely innocent. They're also outstanding in wearing everyone down by crafting crises that immediately rule them out as a suspect. By then, Lucifer would be too exhausted and overwhelmed while being wary of MC since she's rapidly making pacts with his brothers to notice that GN!reader has been able to weaken their family ties significantly. Then GN!reader, in private, springs it onto him that they know about Belphie in the Attic and bargains to help restore his family ties in exchange for a pact. (1/2 sorry for the long ass ask I really want to hear your headcanons!!)

What if reader tries to manipulate Lucifer into making a pact with them before MC does?

You are quite skilled manipulateling...but is it good enough?...

Pronouns: you/they

When we are talking about manipulation, we mean out of the world kind of manipulation

You would have to know 100% of what you are doing to be able to manipulate Lucifer

And being the highly intelligent exchange human you are, you know exactly what you are doing

You spread rumors about MC having bad intentions to other students which caused great commotion and on occasion you made indirectly assumptions about MC and their pacts.

At first Lucifer didn't listen but it slowly got to him, she was just making to many pacts with his brothers at a small amount of time

The other became wary of MC too, atleast the once who aren't in a pact with her yet

One day when Lucifer was extremely stressed you decided to take your chances

You walked in and revealed everything, everything you knew, everything you could to do fix everything and the consequences if he didn't make a pact with you

You could see how tense lucifer's face was

If stares could kill you would be suffering the most crucial pain right now

Ofcourse he turned into his demon form but you stopped him by revealing the message that was about to be send to everyone

He knew this would cause a commotion

Not only to his brother but also to Lord Diavolo, after all he went against him by locking Belphie in the attic

He had no other choice

His anger in this moment could swallow the entire Devildom

But he agreed

He made a pact with you and you never mentioned this evening ever again

As you promised you kept your word and helped strengthen the family ties

You also promised to never use the pact under one condition: protection. And since it's now a deal you really can't use his pact

Lucifer would never be the same

How could he not have sensed the danger in you?

How could he not have seen the way you manipulated everyone

He would he upset with himself, blaming himself for the situation

If he didn't let you stay in the Devildom in the first place none of this would have happened

His pride took a good hit that evening

Ever since you did what you did he doesn't feel anything but absolute hatred towards you

He can't hurt you because of the pact but he will make sure to make your life harder in the Devildom (giving you extra work, higher expectations on grades, etc)

You can feel his wrath radiating towards you once you two are alone together

Everytime you look in his eyes you see nothing but hatred and disgust

But even a skilled manipulate is not 100% perfect

You forgot something, something very important, or should I say someone?

Lord Diavolo noticed Lucifer's change in behavior and with the help of Barbatos they knew exactly who caused it

Are you ready for what's coming your way?

A//N: This is indeed an intressting concept which I may write more detailed in the future. I hope it's how you wanted it since some parts were hard for me to understand.

[ruewrites]

Something Broken and Something New

AO3

Ships: Diavolo/Lucifer

Word Count: 3085

Warnings: None

A/N:

This has been in the works for a while! But I am finally starting to get through my WIPs! Yaaaay! Anywho I am super stoked to be posting for this au again! I still absolutely adore it, it's so good and @lefthanddraws ( @requiem-for-the-left-hand) is super talented!

Comments are appreciated!

It would have been a day like any other. It could have been a day like any other. He would have started the day off with his coffee and giving the sun a run for its money on his way to work. He would sit down and start to analyze each and every single one of the stacks of papers that stood menacingly before him before picking one to start with. If it was a good day, he wouldn’t have to deal with a single one of his brother’s shenanigans. It would be a somewhat stress free day, not completely, but it would do. If it wasn’t one of those lucky days, Lucifer could only hope that half of Tokyo wasn’t already ablaze by nine. 

Lucifer leaned back into his chair with a sign, flipping through his notes for the day and orienting meetings scheduled long ago in his mind. Most important were his meetings with Diavolo. It couldn’t be any other way.  Diavolo was the number one, the head, whatever he said went without question. Of course this didn’t mean that Lucifer didn’t try to advise him every now and again. However, sometimes he had to wonder if Diavolo even heard him. He wasn’t a stubborn man (although he also wasn’t not a stubborn man) he was simply-

Excitable. 

Determined. 

He set his mind to something and suddenly it was the only thing that existed, a goal that had to come to fruition. Most of the time his plans were part of a bigger plan for a future he could see on the horizon. In short, Lucifer didn’t envy Barbatos in the slightest, especially not when his job entailed wrangling Diavolo most of the time and making sure he didn’t miss his appointments on top of completing his work. Poor, poor Barbatos. Maybe one day some angel above would smile upon him and present him with an opportunity to have even a tiny break. God, wouldn’t they all love a break. But the days never slowed and problems always seemed to pile up. There would always be cogs to turn and work that piled up no matter how quick a pen scrawled across paper. 

What a life, keep going until you break, if you break. And if you break you pray you aren’t broken beyond repair. And in those prayers you beg that a broken person never turns out to be someone you love more than life itself. 

But all of that was a lifetime ago now, even if some days it seemed like only mere minutes had passed.

Lucifer gripped his cup a little tighter, made his eyes focus a little longer. If he became engrossed in his work, that would become his sole focus. If he could only tune out the world a little longer. That was until his world came crashing through his office door.

“Lucifer!”

His world was a whirlwind of a man: strong and chaotic. A mere gust of his breath could blow an entire army away. 

“I have a job for us, a special job.”

And Lucifer tried his hardest to be an unbending wall. 

“I already have plenty of jobs I need to fulfill Diavolo. Jobs that are important for the wellbeing of the family.” Someone had to keep Diavolo grounded, and in reality it took two someones to complete the task. He had to be strong against Diavolo’s whirlwind will. He had to-

Diavolo placed a hand on his shoulder, eyes shining with intent. "I think you can make an exception for this job."

It was that moment that Lucifer finally noticed that Cerberus, his ever so loyal Cerberus, was at attention. His lips were pulled back in the beginnings of a snarl, his hair stood on ends, and a low growl rumbled in the back of his throat.  Cerberus never growled at Diavolo. In fact, he was one of the very few people the dog actually allowed to pet him. With him, Cerberus seemed like an average everyday puppy.

His eyes followed the dog's gaze to behind Diavolo's legs. How he missed this, he had no idea, maybe he really was more sleep deprived than he thought. A young girl, who could have been no older than eight, peaked out from behind Diavolo's legs. Her fist wrinkled his suit pants that Barbatos had no doubt spent hours ironing, and her tears stained his expensive fabrics. Maybe he should get some rest, if she had been some sort of enemy they'd both be dead right now. 

The command for Cerberus to heel left his mouth is a single breath. As the dog relaxed, Lucifer returned to the work at his desk. "I'm not a babysitter Diavolo."

"Lucifer, she was all on her own, lost and afraid."

"Take her to Asmodeus then. He's good with kids." Certainly better than Lucifer would ever be. 

"Asmodeus isn't here." 

Lucifer stopped. Placing his pen on the table he turned once again to meet Diavolo's gaze. His arms were crossed over his broad chest and his smirk was quirked in a way that Lucifer knew he believed he had already won their little debate. 

"Don't you remember?" he continued, "Our little doctor friend took him out to the hot springs for their- oh how long have they been together now?"

"Too long."

Lucifer didn't keep it a secret that he was not fond of a man like that pursuing Asmodeus. Sleeping with him was one thing. Lucifer could care less about their relationship with the doctor as a client. It was when Solomon started getting a little too touchy and when that puppy love in his eyes started to become a bit more evident that Lucifer had started becoming concerned. It was one thing to catch them tangled up together, it was another to find them lost in each other's eyes and for Asmo to take him home.

The last thing Asmodeus needed was a liability.

Lucifer was more than aware Asmodeus could have anyone he wanted, yet he chose a man like that. A man who'd crawled from garbage. The why would probably forever escape him. What did Asmo see in him? What could that man offer him? He doubted he actually had a medical license, and he didn't exactly live a lifestyle that Asmo was accustomed too. But to top it all off he was just so…

Odd.

Lucifer would never understand it. Never.

"Don't say things like that, Lucifer," Diavolo put a firm hand on his shoulder, "I think Solomon adores your little jewel, and from the looks of things Asmodeus, couldn't be happier."

"That's what I'm worried about."

Lucifer went silent, he could feel his mind slipping off to a far, far off place.  He didn't want to go, but he also couldn't find it within him to resist. He was losing his grip, so Diavolo tightened his own on his shoulder. "You know, I think this job would really be good for you."

Diavolo was closer to his ear now. His breath was hot and wet, sending memories dancing across Lucifer's skin. 

But no. He wouldn't give in. He had to stay steadfast. He couldn't bend to Diavolo's will. He had to stick to his guns.

He wouldn't give in.

***

Lucifer couldn't believe he gave in. Damn Diavolo. Damn him straight to hell with his silver tongue. How dare he know Lucifer so well. How dare he know how to pluck his strings. How dare he.

"So, you said you lost your parents in the marketplace, yes? And then you ended up wandering away and down the alleyway?" Diavolo had the little girl on his shoulders. She sniffled and nodded. The quietest of yes's left her lips and she nodded atop Diavolo's head. "I see, well you have no need to fear young lady, we'll make sure you're delivered home safe and sound." 

How Diavolo could make such promises, he would never know. You could never assure the future. Promises were made to be broken by the twisted fingers of fate. It was cruel and cold, but that was simply how life worked. It would try to break you, you just had to resist. 

Cerberus trotted  closely by his heel. His gait never  broke for a second and his claws hit the pavement with exact precision. 

Tip. Tap.

Tip. Tap.

Quick like tiny drum beats.

Tip. Tap. 

Tip. Tap. 

“Lucifer? Are you in there?” 

Lucifer blinked. Was he in there?

“I asked you if you wanted to get ice cream. It’s a nice day and we're out here," Diavolo's smile was more blinding than the sun, "Plus, kids love ice cream."

Lucifer let out a sigh and ran his fingers through his hair. One day, one day, this man would be the death of him. Diavolo's eyes were glued to him. He knew that look, he knew it so well. That was the look Lucifer got when he did something Diavolo liked. He let his hand dropped down the side of his neck, giving himself a moment before he spoke. "It doesn't matter what I actually think, does it?"

"I care what you think!"

"I didn't say you didn't."

The little girl on Diavolo's shoulders piped up, "I want ice cream!"

Well, it seemed like her tears were momentarily forgotten, and Lucifer prefered that to the crying. Why did Asmodeus have to be gone with that sad excuse of a man? If he were here he could care for the child easily. Lucifer wasn't good with little ones. They made him uncomfortable. But the child had seemed to make their decision for them, and Lucifer definitely prefered her happily humming and eating the sweet treat rather than her crying.

"Lucifer! Say 'Ah'," Diavolo was holding an amalgamation of whipped cream, sprinkles, fudge, and Lucifer supposed there was ice cream in there somewhere. It would be disgustingly sugary sweet, much like Diavolo himself. Well, on the inside.  They didn't need rivals knowing who Diavolo was soft on. They didn't need them knowing he was soft at all, and that made this little mission all the more dangerous.

The spoon pressed closer to his lips, cold metal begging for entry into his mouth. Lucifer glanced up, meeting hopeful golden eyes. This really wasn't an appropriate way to hold themselves in public. It was far from appropriate actually. What would something like this do to their credibility? 

Diavolo pressed further.

Lucifer gave in.

The metal spoon was hard and tangy on his tongue, but the ice cream gave away so easily. It was rich and sweet, quickly blending into the warmth of his own mouth. When Diavolo pulled the spoon back the aggression of the metal left quickly, but the sweetness lingered long in its absence.

"Has he never had ice cream before?"

The child's voice was barely above a whisper as she looked back up at Diavolo. 

"I believe he has, he's just a prideful man."

"He doesn't wanna admit he likes ice cream?" 

She turned to look at him now, completely scandalized by the idea that Lucifer could like ice cream, but never admit to enjoying the tasty treat, "You're sad mister!"

What a bold child. If only she had any clue who she was speaking to. Diavolo's booming laughter filled the spaces all around them, not even attempting to hide them. Lucifer would be lying if he said he wasn't fighting back a smile. Part of him wanted to allow himself to smile, but he knew that he couldn't. It wouldn't be as harmless as his mind would have him pretend it was.

"And on that note, I believe it is time for us to continue to search for your parents."

Lucifer couldn't give this child back soon enough.

If only the universe didn't hate him as much as it did. Lucifer didn't think he could be any more anxious than he'd been getting ice cream, but the longer they walked around the districts the more anxious he became. He was almost positive they were going in circles at this point. He was certain they were going in circles at this point. They were taking directions from a child, of course they were going in circles!  What other outcome could they possibly expect? None! There was no other outcome! This was ridiculous. They shouldn't be doing this, someone else should, anyone else would have been better.  Anyone.

"We can't keep doing this," Lucifer growled, rubbing his temples with his fingers. He could feel the beginnings of a migraine palpitating in the back of his skull.

"What do you mean?"

Lucifer didn't need to look at Diavolo to know his brow was furrowed. There was a slight change in his voice, a hesitation. It was if he was trying to work out the answer to his question before words were even spoken. Or maybe Lucifer just knew him well, maybe he was just adding an explanation where there was none.

"We need to return now. We can't keep wandering around like this."

Now he would have to prepare himself. 

"It should just be the next apartment-"

"We've passed by the 'next apartment' five times now Diavolo," Lucifer had to put his foot down. They couldn't be doing this anymore. It was getting ridiculous, "We're going back and doing things my way."

"But Lucifer-"

"Do not 'but Lucifer' me, we are going back now."

"But."

"Now."

***

A comprehensive list of things Lucifer thought could have definitely gone better.

Number one.

Whatever the fuck just happened back there.

The crying had been unbearable. He was practically begging for something, anything to make the child stop crying. What he managed to scrounge together was a notepad, a pen, and something that he assumed was some type of candy.  He didn't know what he'd done per say, but it did work. 

Slowly he typed away on his computer, keeping one eye on the child to make sure she didn't destroy anything in his office or get into trouble. All of this trouble would be over soon enough. Lucifer had managed to narrow their options down to three developments based on information the child had given them and he was pretty confident in his findings. Now all they had to do was take her to each one and hope someone knew who her parents were.

He couldn't do this much longer.

He wasn't good with kids.

He was never good with little ones.

Asmodeus was much better with them than he was, he knew how to make them smile and keep them from making that horrible horrible crying, but he was off with that man doing who knows what. If only he was still like he'd been when he was younger, always looking to Lucifer for advice and hanging on to every word he had to say.

All his brothers had been cute when they were younger (and maybe they still could be now, but he'd never admit it). 

He opened a drawer at his desk and moved some files aside to reveal his secrets below: a little pile of crude drawings done in crayon. Some things could be made out, people, the sun, sometimes animals-

But they all had one thing in common: each one was made by one of his siblings. 

Lucifer took a long look at them. They were memories from a different time, a time that was so far away from now. 

But maybe he had done this once before.

Maybe there was a slim chance-

He put his face in his hands and dragged them down from his hair. He had to be out of his mind. But perhaps he could pull it off one final time. He rose from his desk and wandered over to where the child sat, not paying him any mind as he took a seat behind her.

Perhaps he wasn't broken beyond repair.

"So, what are you drawing?"

***

Diavolo fidgeted with his sleeve. 

Lucifer wasn't pleased with him.

He hadn't seen an emotion like that directed at him in quite a long time. And maybe he deserved it dragging Lucifer around all day, but it had been fun hadn't it? Hadn't they enjoyed themselves? Didn't they have a good time?

Diavolo thought so.

They got to walk around and eat ice cream like a little family! Did they borrow someone's lost child to do it? Yes, but it was necessary! Perhaps if he spoke to Lucifer he could convince him into one more fun outing! They could go to dinner!

No.

No.

He needed to apologize first. Lucifer was not happy, and an unhappy Lucifer would absolutely not want to go to dinner with him.

He straightened his attire before hesitantly knocking on the office door.

"Lucifer? I'd like to speak with you if you're there."

No answer. Was he not speaking to him? Or did he take the child out himself to look for her parents?

"Are you there? Lucifer, I wanted to apologize."

Still no answer.

"Lucifer?"

He wanted only a few seconds longer before opening the door and poking his head inside.  

And oh did the sight before him surprise him.

Lucifer was asleep. Reading spectacles falling down his nose and a book dangling from his hand.  His other arm was wrapped securely around the small child, protecting her as she slept on his chest. Slight snores left him occasionally as his chest rose and fell.

Diavolo was in absolute awe of the sight. It was the most adorable thing he'd ever seen. The only being he’d seemed to disturb was Cerberus, who lifted his head to see who had entered the office space. He held his breath as he walked closer, afraid to break the moment but wanting to make sure it was real. A smile crept onto his face as he dared pull some of Lucifer's hair and press a kiss to his forehead. He then took a picture, for memories sake, and removed Lucifer's gasses from his face. 

A new giddiness filled him as he left the room. He'd have Barbatos prep dinner for all of them, and then they'd reunite the child with her family. After all, they couldn't return her on an empty stomach, it would be nothing short of rude.

And he hadn't seen Lucifer that relaxed in a while.

Perhaps they should find lost children to return more often. 

It would certainly give him an excuse to spend more time with Lucifer.

And Diavolo thought that was a very lovely idea indeed.

[longdeadblonde]

About Cicero

NAME: Cicero. ALIAS: Carolina Warren. AGE: 2100+. TITLE: Princess. SPECIES: Archdemon. GENDER: Femme Presenting. OCCUPATION: Seamstress. HEIGHT: 5'9". HAIR: Platinum blonde. EYES: Pale Blue. FACECLAIM: Taylor Momsen.

Personality:    Cicero is a rebellious, young spirit but has a bit of a sadistic streak. She’s got tons of teen angst which manifests in moodiness, antagonizing her mother, and constant eye rolls. Currently, her father, Lucifer, is missing which is only adding to her anger and stress. Along with being moody, Cicero is just plain wicked and mean-spirited. She tends to bully any humans that rub her the wrong way and has a history of being romantically involved with humans just for the sake of breaking their heart or literally driving them crazy.

  Around humans that aren’t aware of her origins, she just becomes this seething pot of charisma, generosity, and kindness. She’s quite the charmer but that doesn’t mean she won’t lose her temper. She knows what makes a lot of people tick and she’ll exploit that until she wears people down and gets her way. To have any sort of relation with a human and not completely toy with them is a rarity. Being the youngest daughter before Fausta came along, Cicero is the self proclaimed “princess of the family” and acts as such. She’s been spoiled rotten by her father, paired with being her mother's unfavorite, she has a need to have things be her way. She can’t handle almost any kind of rejection and will keep pushing until she gets what she wants or she’s forced to stop.

  Cicero isn't entirely incapable of empathy or tenderness. As she's gotten older, as she's fallen for people she probably shouldn't have, she's found it harder to love. But those that she does love, she loves with everything she can give. Learning in to reign it has proven to be a challenge as most of the relationships she's had, regardless of nature, have always been turbulent. She battles her toxic impulses tooth and nail, but only for a chosen few.

Biography:   Being the 22nd born of Lucifer and Lilith, Cicero spent the vast majority of her life being the youngest in the brood. The beginning was a traumatic birth for Mother Lilith, as Cicero was born with a proper set of fully grown horns. Expelled with little grace, out onto the ancient fields of wheat, she brought pestilence and disease upon the land. Swarms of flies, locusts, and carrion birds followed. Her birth had already been foretold but arrived far sooner and more abruptly than anticipated. 

  Toddlerhood was loud, full of tantrums, and hiding behind papa. Cicero was spoiled rotten; older siblings, servants, and various denizens of the Underworld given no choice to go along with her whims and mischief. Strong-willed and stubborn, "What the little princess wants, the little princess will get". Lucifer was raising a monster as he intended to. As the little demoness grew, she gained only one friend who befriended her out of admiration and not sycophancy. A demon just a bit older than her known as Lethros. Together, they reigned their tiny terror and discussed the world around them, a world neither of them fully understood but yearned to. This friendship, although earnest, was still tainted by Cicero's spoiled nature and Lethros' willingness to comply would only begin build resentment on his end.

  Cicero's adolescence was full of confrontation with her mother, Lilith. In order to avoid being around, she began forming contracts as a means to hide on Earth from her family. This went unbeknownst to Lethros and he perceived her disappearance as abandonment. This was the breaking point for him and he decided to go his own way, this would permanently affect his relationship with Cicero for the worse. The demoness herself? Learning about the types of people who are willing to make deals with demons.

  Vanity, greed, lust, she knew to be as old as humankind but this was her firsthand experience with the people who would give everything and anything up just to fuel their vices. She would accept their souls to do as they pleased but this only soured her view on humankind. How quickly these people would throw her under the bus, how willingly they would humiliate her if it meant gaining something. Not only to her, really. But to their fellow man.

  As she cam into adulthood, she learned the tools of the trade, learning to manipulate, lie, and cheat as easily as her human counterparts breathed. Letting them think they've won, blissfully unaware of their true fate. Lives ruined over and over again. They'd receive much more than what they bargained for. Cicero can offer many things, she's grown to be very powerful. Anything anybody can ever want, she can give it. Just be forewarned that she will always be determined to get the last laugh in any arrangement, especially if a master abuses her power. With power, she's become increasingly sadistic especially towards those she really feels deserves it.

  Anybody is welcome to seek audience with her, so long as they're willing to pay her fee. A summoning circle, gifts of fine chocolate, cakes, clove cigarettes, roadkill, bones, cosmetics, jewelry, and a great and painful desperation are the best means of getting her attention. One must also know how to protect themselves though, she's not known for her patience or honesty.

[7kr]

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘.

❛ synopsis. have you ever wondered why seven of the most powerful figures in the devildom fell in love with you? well, here’s your answer.

❛ featuring. demon brothers + gn!mc.

❛ content warnings. mature language, fluff, angst, hurt with comfort, mentions of death, major spoilers for lesson sixteen.

❛ word count. 1195.

❛ love note. yes, the title is inspired by this song <3

☆ — 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑.

he fell in love with you because of your determination. you’re a human that never gives up, and that’s quite clear to lucifer. there have been many times where you’ve stood up to his authoritative figure: defending mammon from his punishments, protecting luke and beelzebub from him, freeing his younger brother from the attic in order to repair their relationship. as much as it used to get on his nerves in the past, he admires you for it now. if you hadn’t have been a stubborn little shit, he’d miss out on so many of the things he enjoys in his life nowadays. if you hadn’t appeared in the devildom, he’d still be battling it out with satan, stressed beyond all belief with paperwork and generally as cold-hearted as he used to be. you’ve changed him with your ambitious ways, and he loves you for it.

☆ — 𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍.

he fell in love with you because of you treated him like he wasn’t a money-grubbing scumbag. it’s a bit of a harsh way to put it, but it’s entirely true. ever since the brothers and himself fell from the celestial realm, mammon has had to deal with the sin of greed. he’s been called all the names in the book for something that is difficult for him to control. then thousands of years later, you cross paths with him during the exchange student program. he’s initially pissed off that he had extra work to do, looking after a measly little human. but you treat him so nicely from the moment you meet him. your tone is kind, never condescending. you smile so brightly that he’s glad he wears sunglasses most of the time. your words are always sugary sweet, and you tell him things that he’s never been told before. you make him feel so loved and appreciated, like he’s not just greed incarnate. he can’t recall a time where you were genuinely mean to him, or made him feel like he was less than his brothers. he isn’t used to kind of treatment, which is why he finds it nearly impossible to express his feelings around you. don’t take it to heart, dear human, for he loves you so much.

☆ — 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍.

he fell in love with you because of your friendliness. prior to your arrival in the devildom, leviathan hadn’t know what a true friend was. sure, he had his brothers and a couple of online friends to talk to, but that didn’t mean that they were necessarily interested in what he had to say. there was something missing in his life and you filled that gap perfectly. you never got tired of him rambling about a conspiracy theory he had about an anime he was watching, or going shopping to buy some new merchandise, or staying up until the early hours of the morning to play video games. you were accepting of his hobbies, and were even interested in some of them too. nobody else does the things you do with him, and that’s truely special. leviathan is confident that he can share everything with you without feeling judged or idiotic. well, everything except for his feelings. he’s afraid of losing his true friend to something that may end the friendship. little does he know that you feel the exact same way.

☆ — 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍.

he fell in love with you because of your empathy. you’re the only person who’s ever understood why he has such an intense dislike towards lucifer. you’ve never once told him to ‘get over it’ or ‘grow up’ like he’s brothers have, you know that you’re not in a position to judge him. imagine being brought into the world without any prior knowledge or reason for your birth. no bonds with your own brothers, no memories from the celestial realm and certainly no memories of lilith. satan has always felt like an outsider in his own family. they’ve all been through so much together, and he hasn’t been in practically any of it. you’ve always been understanding and supportive of him, reassurance and comfort are a staple in your relationship with him. he knew he was in love with you the moment you sat down and assured him that it was completely normal not to like everyone that you meet, instead of making a snarky remark about a childish brotherly rivalry.

☆ — 𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐒.

he fell in love with you because you looked past his appearance. to outsiders, asmodeus is the most beautiful demon in the devildom. don’t get him wrong, he still prides himself on his looks all the time, but there was something in particular that you said that warmed his heart. he still remembers it after all this time. you told him that you thought he was charismatic and bubbly, which is why you adored him so much. it was the first time someone had ever complimented him on a trait other than his beauty, which is why he fell so hard for you. you could even see through his confident façade when he was feeling insecure, and comforted him through those difficult moments. people only ever saw the surface, and you took the effort to look past that and truly get to know asmodeus for who he was.

☆ — 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐙𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐁.

he fell in love with you because you aren’t judgemental of his eating habits. similarly to mammon, beelzebub found it incredibly difficult to control his sin when the brothers first entered the devildom. the blackhole in his stomach is insatiable, and his brothers often scold him for clearing out every morsel of food in the kitchen. his self-esteem in that regard is quite low, but you manage to raise it up. beelzebub cannot recall a moment where you looked at him funny for eating too much, or yelled at him for eating that pudding you left in the refrigerator, or insulted him for being a messy eater at times. you’ve always been accepting of the way he is, even though his habits are extreme. he’s thankful that you’re able to see past his sin and get to know him on a more personal level, because you’re one of the only people who doesn’t go off of what they see on the surface.

☆ — 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐆𝐎𝐑.

he fell in love with you because of your kindness. there are moments in belphie’s day where the scene of your death replays in his mind, and a sick feeling begins to materialise in his stomach. he doesn’t understand how you could forgive him so easily for his violence. why aren’t you scared of him? even after all he’s put you through, you still allow him to get so close to you; letting him lay on your lap when he’s tired, letting him cuddle up with you when he’s cold, letting him kiss you. he believed that he understood humans once, something about holding grudges against a person who wronged you, so why haven’t you done the same? you’re kind, so tucking kind. ultimately, he’s thankful that you’ve forgiven him, even though he’ll never forgive himself. gradually, he fell in love with you, just like the rest of his brothers did, all because of a kind gesture.

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[icantspeakspanish]

Obey Me! Brothers react to you behaving like an older, caring but short tempered sibling

a/n: i have no idea how thisll do because for some reason i only post haikyuu content on here🧑‍🦯 || i had to rewrite this entire thing because tumblr just decided to crash outta nowhere😐

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

masterlist.

Lucifer

he was pretty much the first one to notice how you treated him he brothers and also like, but he didn’t say anything

you weren’t harming or anything, so lucifer’s fine with it

UNTIL you notice how much he overworks himself sometimes

that’s when he’s getting bothered😭

you can’t really tell a demon to go to fucking sleep you tried, it didn’t work🙄

so you’ve come to the decision that it’d be best if you’d stick around in his room until he goes to sleep

why this would change anything you may ask?😟

because you’re annoying the living shit outta him as you should

putting this aside, y’all also often get bothered by the other ones behavior

cuz oldest sibling stuff, the usual shit

BUT as soon as you guys get over these „differences“, you become the most horrific duo in hell

GET IT SIS

that also goes for lucifer’s brothers

when someone messes something up, they’ll feel the DOUBLE pack of sibling wrath

that does not mean that y’all wouldn’t have the others back when they need you

Mammon

swears you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom

all because one time, mammon really wanted something but didn’t have enough money anymore

so youre like:“how much is it?“

and him, not expecting you to actually get that for him, just answering casually

till you wipe out your money and give it to him💀

„wait, are you serious???“

„yeah“

you ain’t even looking at him🥲

as you may have expected, he’ll use that more often now😒

remember how he swore that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom??

takes everything back as soon as he sees ya angry

Never stopped breathing so fast after hearing „god fucking dang it, Mammon!!“ shout through the entire house

And he can’t lie to you 🥱

Sometimes, the teasing and blaming by his siblings gets the best of him

You SENSE it immediately when something shifts in mammon so you’re quick to make the others stop by either threatening to embarrass them or really just yell the SHIT out of them

It works 😍🤞🏻

And you comfort him too😠

Leviathan

Do i even need to start

Homeboy BARRICADES himself in his room sometimes

🥱🚪 <- you at his door on your nightly round, throwing water and food into his room

Reminding him to stay fucking hydrated, eat his fucking food you protected with your life to not let beelzebub get it

AND OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW??

He thinks you’re a good listener

And you show interest in his hobbys even though you maybe don’t understand a word

He really appreciates you for violently taking care of him🥰

Still respects you☝🏻

Fucking joking, Levi is terrified of you when you loose your shit

Lovely☺️

Satan

Underestimates you SO HARD BRO

Like mammons like „and then, they yelled at me…“, and he’s like:“Y/n is a human. You can snap their neck, why are you terrified?“

Yeah bitch you tHOUGhT🖕🏻

Views you completely different after you made a demon feel bad by yelling💀

„yeah its basically— did you just grump at me? What are you, a fucking dog??“

„Y/n, that is a demon.“

„so??? no one gonna raise their voice at me.“

Mama ain’t raised no bitch

Thats how he respected you

Listen.

Satan starts loving you after you get him a cat😭

He goes 🥺

„Really????“

You’re also honest with him when you think he’s either in the wrong or right with Lucifer

Will rather listen to you JUST TO PISS LUCIFER OFF LMAOOOO

Asmodeus

HES AMAZING FR

He sees you having a stressed skin and assumes its because you’ve been kept awake day n night because of his brothers

And says you’re very welcome for a skincare night😩😭

I LITERALLY CAN NOT

talking bout love interests all the WAAAAAY

Like you guys are besties, exchanging tea, gossiping n all😭

Will hide behind you when Lucifer gets angry at him because he knows you snap back💀

When something happens, his eyes go immediately to you checking if you jus saw that too HAHAHAHAH

I LOVE ASMO HEY

Will threaten anyone, even in the human world, who’s in question to date you if they break your heart😚

Beelzebub

🥺…

HES SO ADORABLE JEPCJKNWEJNFPIWEJNCF

Beel tries his best to avoid making you angry

And when you’re on your fifth way to the kitchen at 2 AM to get lucifer his fifth glass of milk to fall asleep

You see him sitting there like ☹️

„Hey Beel, what’s wrong?“

„Im hungry.“

You look around a bit confused, then get an idea

„I can bake you a cake if you go back to sleep then?“

„REALLY😲“

So there you go

Screw Lucifer’s glass, he asleep now anyway😠

Some low demon was mean to him?

You’re bout to go feral

One of his brothers picked on him eating

The house is on fire

everything for this men🙄✌🏻

Belphegor

….😄🔪

THE FUCKING BRAT

ITS ALWAYS THE YOUNGEST SIBLING

Belphie LOVES making you angry

Belphie HATES you treating him like a fucking child and all of his words are cries😭

Like he’s trying to provocate you and you look deadass at him and go

„You’re done?😐“

You both try to not smack each other for beels sake <3

[absolutepokemontrash]

Hi! So, I absolutely love your series where the MC is the kid of Lucifer, and I was wondering if I could request that with Diavolo and Barbatos? •v•

:0 you definitely can! Right now I’m just doing Diavolo, but Barb’s will be up sometime soon!

MC is Half Demon and Oh Shit They’re Diavolo’s Kid-

Diavolo wasn’t exactly what one would expect of the prince of Hell, I mean, he was suppressing the urge to bounce in his seat from pure excitement. I mean, his exchange program was starting! Humans, demons, and angels, all together, his dream was coming true.

All that was left was for the student to arrive, the portal opened, and the human fell flat on their back. Oof, maybe Diavolo should have set up some kind of landing zone filled with pillows. No matter! The human was-

…

What peculiar eyes this human had…

Oh… oh dear…

Dad-volo

The MC was his child, no question about it. This was… very unexpected. Well, the entire assembly hall was completely quiet, and the kid looked like they were getting impatient.

“HEY! Mind telling me what the hell is going on?!”

After that, Diavolo launches into his explanation, also the explanation that he’s definitely this kid’s dad. Kid was not impressed, they tried to square up with Diavolo and Lucifer had never been more confused as to what to do.

Well, the moment MC sprouted wings and launched themselves at Diavolo, Dia caught them with one hand and continued speaking like nothing happened.

MC, please calm down… Diavolo didn’t know they existed, let him make it up to them! They’re going to stay at the Demon Lord’s Castle! Dia’s going to be a good dad!

“This feels like the plot to the world’s most messed up fairytale.” MC jammed their hands into their pockets and grumbled. “I get sucked into hell and find out I’m royalty there. Great.”

Diavolo managed to smile and awkwardly reach out to give them a pat on the head, then retracted his hand after the kid shot him a glare. “Well, it’s not a very traditional fairytale, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy your time here.”

“Mm, sure.” MC mumbled.

Okay, so his child wasn’t that enthusiastic about the exchange program, but Diavolo was sure they’d come around.

Dia tried everything he could possibly think of to get his kid to both like him and enjoy their time as an exchange student. A lot of things had… mixed results.

Also, legally recognizing MC as his child and legitimizing them caused a big stink amongst the nobles who were opposed to the exchange program to begin with. So MC then had to deal with a few assassins. Wonderful. Fantastic. Show stopping. Dia, be a good dad and comfort your angsty murder target- I MEAN preteen.

They do manage to build a good relationship fairly quickly despite their less than stellar first impressions, and Diavolo made them a promise that he knew he wouldn’t ever break: he would let them live as normal a childhood as possible.

This means that MC gets to do all the normal kid stuff that Diavolo wasn’t allowed to do. It honestly works out great for everyone. MC gets to live their life, Diavolo gets the satisfaction of knowing that his kid’s having fun, and Barbatos doesn’t need to worry about MC causing chaos in the castle.

Man… does this kid’s magic potential scare the shit out of everyone though…

Tired Uncle Lucifer

No. This has to be a violation of his worker rights. It cannot be legal for him to be this stressed.

He knew this exchange program was a bad idea. LUCIFER FUCKING KNEW IT. This kid was judging him. Why did he suddenly feel self conscious about every single one of his features? This child was picking him apart and they hadn’t even said anything!

He confiscated Asmo’s phone immediately, this was a matter of national security! Satan’s too! Beel as- oh shit Lucifer may have to give Beel the heimlich maneuver, then take his phone.

When all the brothers eventually got back to the HOL, they were greeted with Mammon getting shaken down by Levi.

“Lucifer! Ya won’t believe this! Levi- what’s wrong with you?” “The exchange student is Diavolo’s child.” “What..?” “*pops the cork off a bottle of Demonus* the exchange student’s Diavolo’s child.”

The worst part about this kid was that they took to the privileges of being royalty like a fish to water. MC went out and did whatever the fuck they wanted, and Lucifer needed to make sure a state of national emergency wasn’t called just because MC picked a fight at RAD.

It didn’t help that MC was just so unimpressed with Lucifer. Anytime Lucifer would tell them not to do something they would just raise their eyebrows and challenge his authority without saying a word.

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The things he does for his prince boyfriend…

Cool Uncle Mammon

Huh, so this little pipsqueak is Lord Diavolo‘s kid? Hm, do ya think they’d let him into the royal treasury? No? Okay… lame.

Mammon then decides this kid would be just perfect for scamming people! Who is going to say no to the Crown Prince’s kid? A suicidal person, that’s who!

And the kid is… up for it? Wow, Mammon didn’t even have to grovel! Awesome!

It’s such a shame that Lucifer came in and promptly removed MC from Mammon’s presence. Tsk, killjoy…

Mammon and MC do get along swimmingly after MC stops angsting. Whenever they hang out it’s pure chaos.

And they would have gotten away with it too- wait, they do get away with it. Because who’s going to question the Crown Prince’s kid? >:)

Reclusive Uncle Leviathan

Levi was in the middle of throttling Mammon for his money back when Lucifer burst through the door looking like he had spent over 1000 Grimm on a gacha game only to not get the card he wanted.

And where was that human he said would be staying with them? Huh? The human’s HUH????!!!!

… wack. Maybe he shouldn’t have skipped out on that Student Council Meeting…

Either way, ew, new person he needed to talk to. NO THANKS. Well, no thanks until MC started to visit the HOL to hang out with Mammon. Of course those two normies decided to bug him. OF COURSE.

Levi finally snapped when MC loudly proclaimed that they could totally beat Levi in Mario Kart. Haha, NO. Levi challenged the little runt to a 1 v 1 race on Rainbow Road.

Kid lost. Obviously. Rainbow Road is rigged.

Honestly, kid’s alright. Still a total normie, but not completely terrible.

Cat Uncle Satan

Huh, a half human child of the soon to be demon king, how very interesting.

Oh, and just look at Lucifer’s face. :D priceless. Satan wished he was fast enough to get his DDD out to snap a picture, but he wasn’t able to…

But back to MC, oh how very intriguing. How much power do they have in comparison to Diavolo? Will using that power rip their fragile little body apart? Would they learn to control it? Satan was just dying to find out.

His feelings on the child themselves were mixed at best. They were clearly unhappy with the situation and Satan could sympathize, being thrust into a completely new world and then being told you can��t leave and are also royalty? That has to be hard. But this kid was still being an unreasonable little shit.

Satan continued to try and study MC from afar until the kid themselves walked right up to him and half demanded half pleaded for his help in studying for a test.

Not being one to avoid an opportunity to flex how smart he is, Satan agreed to help out. (Nerrrrd)

And honestly, it went well. When the kid wasn’t being a little shit, they were actually quite pleasant to be around.

Overly Affectionate Uncle Asmo

…wut

Listen, when Asmo asked Lucifer to pick a cute human, he didn’t mean cute as in CHILD.

This kid was DIAVOLO’S?! What lucky human had gotten to have the experience of [Jesus Fucking Christ, Asmo I’m not writing what he said for the sake of the nation]

Anyhoo~ little MC just made his heart go “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTE!” They were so cute Asmo could just eat them up!

But they were so mean! That scowl they always had on was going to give them wrinkles and ruin their perfectly cute face!

Sigh, oh well. He can’t manually rearrange people’s expressions. What he can do is take this child shopping. Poor Diavolo was constantly in his RAD uniform, this poor innocent baby shouldn’t have to suffer the same fate.

The kid continued to scowl at everything, but at the same time, their little quips were very entertaining. This little kid spitting verbal venom at anyone who displeased them reminded Asmo of someone… he just couldn’t place who, but they definitely had amazing hair and a cute face :3

Hungry Uncle Beel

Where’s the takeout- I mean human? What’s happening? …are all humans this small? Dang, that’s barely enough for a snack.

So the human’s not going to live with us because they’re not fully human and Diavolo’s kid? Huh. Wild. Anyway, what’s for dinner?

Beel’s not too invested in this drama, he misses Belphie too much to be that interested…

The kid’s weirdly interested in how cool and strong Beel is though. MC tails him to the gym pretty often.

Diavolo and Beel already being gym buddies send tweet-

Since this benevolent little shit likes Beel so much, they decided to take it upon themselves to help with the family drama.

Beel finds that very sweet 🥺

Murder sleepy Uncle Belphie

Oh man… if you thought Belphie was being unfair to L!MC due to their parentage… hoo boy…

When this kid waltzed up the attic steps like they ran the place, Belphie needed to hold himself back from trying to break down the door and throttle this kid.

Pff, of course Diavolo would have a half human kid. Of course.

…kid beat the shit out of him when he tried to kill them. We stan this MC.

After all is said and done, Belphie still isn’t overly fond of MC. They’re brash and rude and only funny 40% of the time. They don’t even like napping 😒

But Beel likes the little runt, so Belphie and MC put up with each other.

Bonus! Your Angelic Uncle Simeon’s Chihuahua

:0 friend!

MC: *speaks*

>:0 not friend! Begone! *throws crucifix*

[astaroth1357]

Brothers Accidentally Make the MC Cry

Hello, this is the obligatory italics blurb that I have to put under my titles or else things look weird and it bothers me. Don’t mind the blurb. The blurb is a friend. (Though I could start writing pieces of a little story up here just to see if anyone even reads them… Hm…. Ideas, ideas...)

Warning: Angsty

Lucifer 

If he were being honest, he’d say that a part of him had always feared this would happen...

Lucifer likes to tell himself that he’s invincible, but everyday stresses can get to him just like anybody else. And like other people, he may not always act his best when he’s dealing with a full plate…

The MC hadn’t meant to make his day harder when they told him that they accidentally broke a lamp. It was a genuine accident! But Lucifer was still dealing with the fallout from another one of Mammon’s failed schemes, Satan had cursed all of his ties again, and Beel had eaten every scrap of food in the House… for the second time that week...

In comparison to everything else, a broken lamp was quite minor, but for Lucifer it was just the last straw and, for just a moment, he lost control…

His palm slamming against his desk hard enough to snap its legs and send it crashing to the ground. He scarcely knew what kind of look he had on his face, but whatever it was, he had made his human jump back in shock...

Really, it was silly for them to assume that he had gotten that upset over a lamp, but he saw tears starting to gather in their eyes all the same as they stammered out a quiet apology… 

It felt like an ice spike to the heart. Damn his temper… He really ought to have been more careful with them after… well, everything he’d done before…

He was quick to go over to them, catching their face with his hand and giving them the most sincere apology he could muster while wiping away their tears… Overreactions aren’t becoming of him and he hated to cause them pain… 

He, of course, took care of the lamp himself as penance and on the surface that seemed to be it (but to anyone paying attention, he had softened up on the MC considerably for at least a week. They probably could have sworn in front of Diavolo and he’d let it slide, he felt that bad about it...)

“I’m sorry, MC, I shouldn't have reacted like that… You haven’t done anything wrong, I promise… Please, there’s no need to cry…”

Mammon

Oh? What's that? His heart is now in a million pieces now...? Well, that seems fair…

He and the MC were out on one of his gambling nights and he was actually on a killer winning streak for once! Jackpots around every corner, he was rolling in it!

The MC had tried to convince him to just throw in the towel early, take his winnings while he had them and bail, but he wasn’t hearing any of it.

In hindsight, their insistence must have really shown how much the MC cared about him and wanted him to keep his earnings... but in the heat of the moment all he saw was someone trying to spoil his one night of fun.

To be fair to Mammon, it’s rather rare for him to lose control of his anger like he did. But when they tried to pull him away from the roulette table, he genuinely snarled at them and told them to get lost...!

Fortunately, he regretted his actions immediately after he saw the hurt in their eyes…

If their goal had been to get him to step away from the table, they achieved it. But only because he got up to pull them into a hug while stammering out apologies… Watching them actually shed tears hurt worse than any rope Lucifer had ever tied around him...

He spent the rest of the night away from the casino and trying to cheer up his human like his life depended on it... Seeing them in pain just tore him up that much.

"Ah, come on MC… I'm sorry, honest…! Please don't look at me like that, I'll do whatever ya want okay...? Just no more cryin…"

Leviathan 

Now thinks he's the worst, literally the worst. Lower than lesser demon spit. Lower than Cerberus' shit. Lower than… well, you get the idea…

Levi can get very… intense when things involving his passions are brought up. This can be a fairly endearing quality… but it also means he gets disproportionately impassioned about seemingly minor things.

Levi ended up snapping at the MC when they let him over-sleep one day. This wasn’t unusual for them to do as Levi’s sleep schedule was notoriously shitty, but they shouldn't have done it that particular day…

An item he wanted on Akuzon was going to go live that morning and he had to be awake to participate in the bidding. He had mentioned it to the MC the day before, but he blew past it so quickly they didn’t actually remember…

He found out that he missed the bidding after he woke up and he was pissed. Genuinely enraged that they didn’t remember to wake him up to the point that he was shouting and baring his fangs! 

… Really it was not a good look and he should have known better.

The look of fear and the tears gathering in the MC’s eyes snapped him out of it like a hard slap to the face, and somehow, it stung even more than that would’ve... It wasn’t long before he was crying along with them, practically begging for forgiveness...

He made it up to them by having a private showing of their favorite movie using a projector in the Planetarium, cuddling with them under a blanket while still, occasionally, muttering apologies under his breath.

“M-MC…? MC don’t cry…!! Please don’t cry, I- I’m sorry!! I… MC… I’m so sorry…”

Satan

Like Lucifer, he always worried this would happen and he hated when it finally came to pass…

He’d spent all his life learning how to restrain his temper, but it’s not a perfect science. There are the occasional times where the heat of the moment gets the better of him and he does something he regrets…

The MC had walked in on him one morning while he was fuming about Beel leaving the fridge empty again. It hadn’t been the first time they’d seen him like this, but this time he was absolutely furious.

He had told Beel again and again and again to get his snacking under control or to, you know, get up early and get more food so the whole family wouldn’t spend the morning starving but noooo! Mr. I’m Hungry never thinks about anything but his own stomach and then leaves whoever’s on kitchen duty to pick up the slack like some dimwitted muscle-bound meathead and THEN-!!

When the MC tried to take his arm to calm him down, he jerked their hand away from him and roared right in their face. He may not be a lion, but the full sound of a pissed off demon could make humans have breakdowns all on its own…

Which was more or less what the MC began to do as he gripped their wrist, panicking while taking shallow, stuttered breaths…

Satan's anger left him swiftly and he let them go, only reaching out to touch them again when he tried to wipe the tears from their cheeks… He had to coo and beg for them to calm down, which was only so successful because he was fighting back tears himself… 

On a scale of 1-10 of the worse things his temper has ever done, he'd rank this a firm 200... He refused to touch them for about a week afterwards and it took a long time for him to trust himself again… He just didn't want to hurt them...

"MC?? MC…? M… Oh no… MC, I'm so sorry, I would never hurt you! I… I wouldn't dare… please believe me..."

Asmodeus 

Oh baby! Sweetheart! Love of his life!! No, please no… don't subject him to this…

MC and Asmo were out dancing and some witch came by to try and flatter him.

Now, Asmo is a flirt normally, but get a few drinks in him and well… Let's just say his love of attention overrides his better judgment far more often than it should and friends don't let friends go home with creepy witches.

When the MC told the witch to scram, Asmo was confused and, frankly, quite irritated. That lovely lady had been stroking his ego in all the right ways and his human just scared her off so rudely!

Under most situations, Asmo would have kept his cool better but the haze of Demonus made his tongue loose... which let the venom fly…

He couldn’t quite remember what he said. The words left his mouth so quickly that they slurred together on his clumsy tongue, but it must have been enough because the MC flinched away from him.

That hurt all on its own, but as he started to process the pain in their eyes… he had never sobered up so fast...

He had their cheeks cupped in his hands and were kissing away their tears within the instant. Though the loud music at the club should have drowned out his apologies, the MC could see it written all over his equally tearful face…

He pulled them into his arms and then out of the club shortly after, the fog of Demonus that plagued him just moments before had long left him and all he knew was that the MC needed to be brought home and cuddled… stat.

“M-MC…? I’m sorry was it something… did I…? I’m so sorry… Please don’t cry…!”

Beelzebub 

He really didn't mean to shout so loud… honest... 

Beel becomes a completely different person when he’s hungry. He’s not entirely to blame, as his hunger can get so intense, but he still can snap from time to time when he really doesn’t mean to…

It was right after one of his practices and Beel hadn’t gotten a chance to eat in a few hours by the time the MC came to grab him from RAD. That already had him in a bad mood, but practice hadn’t gone too well for him either… 

He honestly didn’t realize how sharply he snapped at the MC when they asked him how he was. The irritation and frustration of the day all hit him at once and he became much harsher towards them than he ever intended…

It must have been the shock of seeing ever-sweet Beel suddenly get so aggressive with them that startled them so. He saw a couple tears gathering in their eyes before they could hide them and his heart just sank…

The MC was picked up in a crushing bear hug before they even let out their first sniffle. Beel didn’t even have to say how sorry he was, they could feel it in every squeeze he gave them. All while he completely ignored the growling of his stomach...

Beel wouldn’t let them go until he was certain they’d forgiven him which, honestly, took a while. Mammon was the one to ask why he had carried them all the way back to the House like a baby but… well, he didn’t need to know, now did he?

“MC, I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have shouted… Are you alright...?”

Belphegor 

Stubborn boi is stubborn and trying really, really hard not to crack right now...

That's not going to last long.

Belphie can be a bit of a brat and since he's the baby of the family so he's used to getting his way. He and the MC don't argue a ton, but when they do, he always digs his heels in and refuses to budge an inch on anything.

So what started out as a simple disagreement on how often Belphie would flake out on his chores turned into a kick-the-door-down argument over how much his laziness left the MC to pick up the slack...

It ended as all their barn burning arguments do, with demon-form Belphie sitting cross-legged on his bed refusing to look at them and the MC angrily pacing about the room until he cools off…

And then he heard it.

First a sniffle… and then a hiccup. Another sniffle then muffled whine…

Oh no… not this… Why are they crying…? They don't normally cry…

To his credit (or perhaps discredit), he managed to hold out for about two minutes before he finally glanced back at them. Seeing the MC wiping their tears all alone on the floor crumbled his resolve real quick.

The MC found themselves enveloped by Belphie's arms before they even noticed he got up. Naturally, he was pouting and trying to make it seem like "not a big deal or anything" but they could tell by the nervous twitch of his tail that he was hurting too…

Needless to say. Belphie started remembering his chores a lot more after that.

"Humans are so fragile… I didn't mean to make you cry, you know? I'll get things done just… Don't cry… please…"

[acheez]

LUCIFER ABC

♡ note | trying something different with lucifer characterization here. let me know if you like it or .... prefer my old lucifer back jajajjaja also a bit long but im so happy with how it turned out

♡ content | 50/50 that means dom lucifer and sub lucifer dynamics, one mention of femdom (see kinks) exhibitionism, impact play, roleplaying, master mention, begging, unfairness, body worshipping, dry humping, thigh riding, vouyerism, oral (male and afab receiver) afab reader, mentions of breeding, re popping lucifer cherry, piss mention, that's all I think

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A = Aftercare

he's the embodiment of a gentleman. if he is topping he will make sure to prepare a bath for you as well as accompany you and shampoo your hair or simply hold you tight while the warm water does its thing. then he will prepare his bed and change sheets if needed so you both can fall asleep comfortably. if he is bottoming, he would still put your care first by massaging your body and applying you a soothing cream for your muscles and then lucifer would, once again, change the sheets and be the big spoon so he can keep massaging your shoulders, side, everywhere until you both fall asleep in each others embrace.

B = Body part

his favorite parts of yours is the stomach and sides. grabbing your sides or pressing down your stomach while he fucks you (NOT in a belly bulge way hell no) drives him insane. tugging on the chub of your skin while he had his face buried between your thighs or simply drawing circles on your skin and holding you tight while you fall asleep after a hard night. is just amazing to him.

his own favorite part (and yours as well, let's throw it there) are his thighs. most of the time you see him with that RADuniform and formal attire but you can see how the fabric looks like is about to rip when he sits down. you see how those pants are barely holding his thighs together and he can see it too, becasue he is often quick to suggest you to sit on his lap, even when theres seats available. bouncing his leg, he can feel you becoming wetter by the second. bonus points for dry humping his leg

C = Cum

cums outside. as much as breeding kink lucifer brings me life i believe he wouldn't breed you right away. he knows chances are chances and he wont take a risk until further into the relationship. if you're ready then, he would empty himself entirely inside you, scooping up the cum mix and stuffing it back. if not there yet, he would cum on your stomach or chest but you, please cum on his face. he knows is filthy but let him have his chin dripping cum and saliva. bottom lucifer however *dreamy sight* he cums ropes and ropes over his stomach which you later lick clean while pumping his dick and grabbing his balls to milk him dry while he shudders under your touch. as much as taste implies, he has a balanced diet but stress tilts its flavor to a bitter side but nothing too unbearable.

D = Dirty secret

he wants to do some roleplay but listen. listen. this man wants HIMSELF to dress up for you. he will never mention it hell nah, he would DIE before admitting it but the looks he gets form you whenever he takes part in any of levi cosplays and how you move your hand against his arm, chest and abs has him wanting to keep the suit, maybe get into the character he is portraying and fuck you stupid. bonus points if you are also dressed as one of those characters of the books he reads man. instant boner.

E = Experience

let's be real. thinking that you're his first time is.... a bit unlogical cause he lived 1000× the amount of lives you lived. he had his fair share of devils but if all that experience can tell him anything is that he was never prepared for what fucking a human entails. fisionomy is different and lord he almost cum when he first entered you. he was beyond mortified that a mere human would make him feel like a virgin again but here he is, balls deep and still prolonging to last more than 2 minutes inside you. but lord behold if /you/ are the one who's fucking /him/ call it pussy game so strong he came instantly his pride shattering in a million of tiny pieces or the strap game so majestic his ass never felt so good. long story short. you made a slut, virgin again.

F = Favorite position

click the images for full size resolution. they're in order of mention.

1. sixty-nine: like i will state later in "oral" thsi man needs to eat your cunt please please him and he will please you, he has full access to you and his legs are trembling with how you're sucking on his cock. he may even slap your ass or pinch your cheeks if you do some funny business down there but man, let him eat you out. and he may thrust his hips to the tempo of him eating you out 😏

2. face off: bounce on his cock, he will have his mouth latched to your breasts. and do you remember, how I mentioned in "body" how much he loves your sides? he will be gripping and groping on your flesh, his hands never still, always massaging and pinching on your skin. he likes this position because he is in control. tell him the be rougher, he will pierce you with his demon cock but tell him to go slower and sensual, man you will feel every vein and lean of his.

3. cowgirl's helper: lazy sex in lucifers opinion but hey, you're in control this time and he has no issue seeing how your tits bounce everywhere and you throw your head back in pure pleasure. hell, this is even his favorite position casue he tells you every single fucking time how gorgeous you look, cue his later mention body worshiping kink. he is naughty however, he has no issue rubbing circles on your clit from his position, making you cum faster.

G = Goofy

yes. morning sex with him is full of smiles and joking around. he knows sex isnt always his cock piercing your hole until you cum and a call it a day. when is early in the morning and you both wake up, hesitant to get out of bed or not, you'll have a sleepy lucifer softly laughing and playing with your fingers, his lips attached to your neck, tickling the skin and making you giggle. he'd put you on top and let you ride him, talking about the day you both have ahead and you smacking his chest when he mentions diavolo "know he your friend but you're balls deep, please refrain to talk about him while we fuck" laughing he puts his hands up in defeat and places you back against the mattress, his hands on your sides tickling you while his cock continues pounding slowly into you, making you feel him as a whole.

H = Hair

just like the hair on his head, the hair down there is also capable of graying. he keeps himself clean, of course. he is highly aware of the risks that both of you run if he doesn't take after himself properly in that area. still, when they grow you can clearly see short black and silver, grey hairs on his crotch and balls, needing to take a second glance at his own graying hair on his head. to be fair, not much to say in this aspects. black hair with silver and shaves when he sees it pertinent to do so.

I = Intimacy

soft sex. this man is /tired/ and overly stressed please. he is the most romantic lover and he will prioritize your pleasure and comfort over his any day any time. holds your hands, caresses your body and makes you feel loved and reassured if you dont feel the most confident about having sex with him. he takes things slow and wants you to have a good time. still, he has his good time too by the way you softly moan his name, grab on his shoulders for balance and your cunt clenches around his shaft, milking him dry. he finds pleasure in the micro expressions you do, that show him and reasure him that you want him as much as he wants you.

J = Jack off

there are moments when you simply dont want to have sex with him and he understands, kisses you goodnight and goes to his study to jerk off to pictures you sent him or to his mere imagination, thinking he has you between his legs sucking on his dick and playing with your cunt. he tends to also jerk off before an important meeting or when he is in need to release some stress and he doesnt have you here or doesn't want to bother you. he jerks off probably two or three times a week and is embarrassed by how quick he cums, his hand grabbing his shaft tighter with each stroke, mimicking how your cunt narrows around his cock

K = Kink

master: moan it, say it with a sultry tone in his ear, you'll earn a good fuck form him. hearing you say that he is your master, that you belong to him and only him fills his pride to the brim.

impact play: spank him or him spanking you, no matter who is the giver or the receiver, marking you, making you feel him and have proof of what you did keeps him going on and on. he loves, lives for, grabbing his gloves and using them to give you pussy slaps and when you give his cock some slaps before sucking it, god he is able to see the stars. cause yeah, pussy and cock slaps for the win.

begging: he is the biggest beggar on devildom. is borderline embarrassing how he asks you to suck on his dick or let him fuck you when he's needy and jerking off wont suffice his carnal needs. tell him to beg for you to let him cum and he'll have tears in his eyes and a trembling cock ready to cum. BUT you will not get away from this one. he will edge you in order to make you beg, deny you even just to have you cling onto his body, begging him to fuck you or let you cum.

exhibitionism: like I mention in "risks", this man is not afraid to let eveyone know that you are his and he is yours. he will even fuck you with the door open just to show whoever is passing by that you are cumming to his cock, no one else's and his moans are for you, not for some random demon.

femdom: show you """you got the pants""" and he will be cumming within seconds this man is a sucker for you taking the initiative, cuff him into the bed if you need, grab his cock and suck him dry until he is a crying mess god he is so embarrassed but you look so hot over him, taking charge and driving him to his high.

high heels: press his cock with your high heels. thats all I'm gonna say. make him sit on a chair and before sitting on his lap pass one leg, then the other, step on him with the heels and he is long gone.

body worshiping: you make him feel good, do you wanna know why? not becasue you make him cum and feel overall good. no, is because this man is enamoured of your body, he loves you as a whole. he will worship you like a goddess and he isnt afraid to sound corny casue this motherfucker, this shitty demon would be nothing without you. you are perfect, he loves you the way you are and man he would breatheless-ly tell you how beautiful you are.

thigh riding and dry humping: just like I mentioned in "body" ride his thigh with your clothed cunt, rude this motherfucker until you leave a trail of your slick over his pants, jump his cock, move your hips back and forth this man is cumming in his pants, mortified by the obvious stain but man you make him feel good

L = Location

bedroom: casual, traditional and the easiest place to clean up when you make a mess. he likes fucking in bed because he can actually fall asleep after after and no one dares to enter his bedroom, so the level of privacy is the highest and safest in comparison to other locations such as...

the studio: when you're both in the mood, the location isn't important, is who is there with you. bending you over the desk, lucifer enters you and hovers over you, hands over yours and pistoning his cock fast into your cunt. making a mess, he simply pushes all his paperwork aside, throwing the piles of paper into the floor, the desk creaking and your arousal staining the wood. still, is risky can someone /may/ enter but he doesn't care cause by the way his body is bent over yours, no visitor can actually see you

M = Motivation

tell him you're proud of him: there's nothing that motivates him more than having the person who he loves recognizing that his efforts are pride worthy. call it he did a good decision and you hug him, sultry whispering in his ear "you're a good demon, im proud of you"

stoke his thigh: if you're outside or at HoL and you slowly press your hand on his thigh, moving it back and forth, giving it a squeeze, he is putty in your hands. at first he'll look at you, a clear warning in his eyes and a daring smirk on his lips. he encourages you to keep on if you are ready for what's coming next.

N = No

he can have the rawest, roughest sex if you ask him but the second, the solid millisecond he sees that what he's doing is hurting you in any shape or form, no matter if hes enjoying it, that man will stop. you're his partner, the person he loves. he can make your legs sore for the next morning and leave you with bruises and hickies but he will never hurt you past that. something else he wont do is anything borderline hyper disgusting. yes, piss is allowed, after all that man ...... has that kink but nothing else aside a bit of pissy pissy piss

O = Oral

he is a giver. god he loves having his head buried between your legs, his nose pressed against your clit and his tongue eating you out and making a mess that drips down his chin and into any surface you on. that man is STARVING please, ride his face, let him go brrrr between your folds, fuck you with his tongue, suck on your clit and insert two fingers in. he is going to grab your thighs so hard and sandwich his head, he is going to groan, moan, slurp just. make him happy and sit on his face.

P = Pace

depends on the mood. he can be soft and romantic, slow strokes filling you up entirely, making you feel his cock, every little lean and vein. but he can also put you doggy style and have his dick pistoning in and out of you at a fast pace, the only sound in the room being the skin-skin contact and your moans and groans. so now you know, suave slow and smooth or headboard need to buy a new IKEA bed pace.

Q = Quickie

yeah. more often then not. exams are coming and you are nervous? quickie in the bathroom or his studio and then back to studying. did diavolo tell Lucifer that theres an important meeting coming up and is truly /important/? he'll tug on your sleeve and look at you hungrily, his head showing the way to the nearest empty classroom or bathroom. did any of you get jealous? call it mammon is being more touchy with you or a lowlife demon is trying to get into your mans pants? a rapid steamy session with hickies and marks here and there to show with who do you belong to.

R = Risk

he takes risks when the risks are needed to be taken. when is jealous sex or quickies, Lucifer is fast to take the risk of fucking in a place that they may get caught. not that he minds, even more, when he sees that any of his brothers or random demons are hitting on you, he is ready to leave the door just a tad open or make you moan his name and how good he fucks you out loud for everyone to listen. he is taking a risk in order for him to let everyone know what's his

S = Stamina

one round. let's not be ridiculous and say he is an old man as ..... old old man. but he lasts one good round with foreplay and all. is he ashamed of lasting less than his brothers or you? not at all cause one round of him equals two cumming from you so at the end he is prolonging his own pleasure for the sake of yours. still, if he's feeling sensitive he lasts one human round and that's it. he ain't a monster, leave multiple rounds for leviathan

T = Toys

yes yes yes. when he isn't in the mood, but you are, he has no issue sitting you on his lap, turning the vibrator on and making you squirm under his touch and the toys ministrations. he enjoys it as well, seeing how your body reacts to the toy makes him a bit jealous if he has to be honest to himself, but the way you are moaning his name and gripping onto his thighs wants him to try different toys on you just to admire your face and how your body reacts

U = Unfair

HE IS but SO ARE YOU. Damn during NNN (read my hcs here) you were so unfair to him but he was also a piece of shit cause you said you were competing but after his awful teasing you said you werent taking part in it because you knew you werent going to last so you simply decided to be unfair with him and ...... he lost but dont tell the others just shhhhh. teasing pieces of shit.

V = Volume

my man is LOUD and when i tell you loud i mean lewd moanings, grunts that make all his ribcage vibrate and he just throws his head back in pure bliss and ecstacy. he's not ashamed of how loud he is, he loses himself in the moment, in the pleasure you're providing each other, in the way your cunt milks him dry and his cock becomes hypersensitive with each thrust. he gasps for air, looking for your lips to devour your mouth and silence his own moans.

W = Wild card

he wants to see you fuck mammon. look, look. this man trusts his younger brother with his life and it was mammon who made you feel comfortable in the devildom. if it werent for mammon's efforts, is safe to say lucifer wouldn't be dating you by now so is only common to reward mammon with the human he always claims as first. and he has to watch, of course he has to. if another man is going to please you, he needs to pay attention to then fuck you better than him.

X = X-ray

sticking to what my wifey said, "lucifer carries some solid 9.5 inches, second in length only to Lord Diavolo but that’s nothing to be ashamed of. His girth is not too extreme at the beginning but it reaches eye watering levels with two heftier sections along his shaft from the stretch of trying to fit them comfortably inside you. Do not be discouraged, he is also equipped with a multitude of rounded soft ridges along the underside of it and even more circling the shiny red tip. His coloration could pass off as almost human though considering the crimson blush is quite close to a human’s." Read the rest here

Y = Yearning

this man isnt a sex machine please, he is stressed and so are you cause you go to school. I would say this man fucks you once a week or even less. once a month during the super busy and hectic months of the devildom but he jerks off more often. not a routine that makes me easy to say how much but twice a week sounds like a good measure. sometimes he is too busy to even jerk off but next week he may be jerking off every day. it varies. but have one thing for sure, if you are both stressed and meet each other and fuck, well ..... you're both in for a intense session cause all the pent up need is finally released.

Z = Zzz

he falls asleep after you. there is something in the way you trust him with the Aftercare falling asleep in his arms that makes his heart tug a bit and the gaze, the ruby eyes full of love and admiration watching you softly snoring with the dim light of the moon shining over your body. he loves the moments where he simply admires you cause he knows that once he falls asleep, you will wake up earlier than him and do the exact same thing.

[simplyotometrash]

MC turns into MSheep!

Inspired by the lil anime announcement we got because I love MC still being represented by a lil sheepie~!

As usual, this is gender-neutral reader!MC

It was a total accident. You were just working on your potion project with Solomon. He was helping you with the math of it, mostly, since it was pretty complicated. You had no idea where things went wrong. There was a puff of pink smoke when you added the last ingredient and suddenly Solomon was a giant! Well, actually you were turned into a small pink sheep...

Lucifer:

He didn’t know what to say when Solomon brought you home.

You were a sheep. A tiny sheep. And very pink.

His beloved was a sheep.

Lucifer.exe has stopped responding.

Honestly, give this old man a few moments to take in the shock and let things settle.

Then he’s going to threaten Solomon because who else would have turned you into a fucking sheep?

A tiny voice sounded from the sheep. It sounded like you, only smaller.

“It was my fault. I think. Solomon didn’t even touch my potion ingredients.”

Well, that doesn’t change anything. Solomon had best change you back or else.

And those words shot pure ice through your veins. You knew when your Lucifer got pissed off, his threats were not to be taken lightly.

For the time being, however, you had to live as a sheep.

Lucifer didn’t hesitate to just carry you everywhere. What if you got lost? Or Beel tried to eat you? Or Belphie thought you were a pillow? Or Mammon tried to sell you?

There were too many variables and this old demon just wanted some peace of mind.

So you went literally everywhere with him. You two still talked as normal. You even slept in his room still. 

You promised yourself to help him relax once you were human again. You knew your situation caused a lot of unneeded stress on the poor man.

It took three whole days before Solomon was able to change you back.

But when you were human again you didn’t expect Lucifer to hug you so tightly or give you such a firm kiss. He had missed his human being, well, a human far more than he cared to admit.

But you better make good on helping him relax. I think there’s some grey in his hair now.

Mammon:

Haha, good joke, Solomon! Now, where was his human? Really, where were they hiding?

He was so sure it was a prank and you were taking pictures from the bushes or something.

When you voice sounded from the small sheep Mammon nearly fainted.

What the fuck did Solomon do to his human?! The Great Mammon’s human was a sheep!

You explained your situation and Mammon only grew more jittery.

He was grinding his teeth. He didn’t hesitate, though, to snatch you away from Solomon and hold you like you were the most sacred thing in the whole of Devildom.

“Ya better turn them back! I can make money at the casinos so name the price!”

Oh he was serious. Mammon was willing to pay good Grimm just to turn you back.

And Solomon, after cruel teasing with pricing your return to human at over a million Grimm, said he would do it for free. After all, there was no telling if this would wear off or if it needed to be reversed.

So he would do it. It was a good chance to study your potion recipe and figure out how you fucked up.

Mammon, like his older brother, took you literally everywhere with him. But by everywhere I do mean everywhere. Lucifer at least had the decency to leave you out when he went to the bathroom. Mammon did not.

He was also making sure to keep you away from Asmo, who had fallen for your pink and fluffy form on sight. 

Mammon talked to you like you were still human. He treated like his human.

But he also acted like you would break at any second. He had never been so careful in his life.

He honestly cried on the third day, worried you might be stuck as a sheep. He didn’t know what to do.

Of course, you were turned back by that evening. Solomon had dropped by to check in and the potion naturally wore off.

Mammon hugged you so tight you felt like you were being suffocated.

But he was back to normal the second Solomon joked that he wanted to get paid for his efforts.

Levi:

Once Solomon was able to get into his bedroom, Levi just about fainted at the sight of you.

He wasn’t even skeptical about this.

It was just like the anime “Help I’ve Accidentally Been Turned Into a Sheep and Now I’m Stuck!”. Literally, just like the anime! 

You needn’t worry about anyone trying anything with you while Solomon worked to turn you back, it wasn’t like you would be leaving Levi’s room very much.

You were in his lap almost 24/7 save for when you needed food or to go to the bathroom. Or he needed to do the same. 

His room was a fortress so you were pretty much safe. 

You couldn’t remember the last time you got to spend quite that much time with your otaku. He could be difficult at times, especially when he was playing a game.

You actually relished the time spent as a sheep because of it.

Levi was not-so-secretly getting more and more anxious though. 

He saw the anime! He made you watch it with him in one sitting, too! What if this turned out just like the anime and you never turned back into a human?

The main character in the anime was a sheep for an entire YEAR!

If he had a soul it would have left his body at the very thought.

By the end of the third day you could tell he was totally falling apart.

His partner was a sheep. Probably forever.

With a poof of pink smoke you were human again.

And Levi unconscious because, for some reason, you turned human and had no clothes on.

You just put on some of his clothes for the time being and called Solomon.

You caught a glimpse in the mirror as you were on the phone and told him to keep working on that reversal potion.

You still had sheep fluff for hair, horns, and sheep ears...

Satan:

If looks could kill then Solomon would have been dead where he stood.

The sin of wrath was so pissed off that there was an evil, menacing aura radiating from him.

And it was directed solely at Solomon.

“I don’t even want you working on a way to turn them back. You might be a great sorcerer but I’m going to do this myself.”

He snatched you away and slammed the door in the sorcerer’s face.

No one tried to bother him as he stormed back to his room. 

“I promise I’m going to turn you back, MC.”

He poured over his books and had you give him the potion you had been making. You had to tell every single detail you could remember of what happened leading up to your transformation.

But he didn’t only focus on turning you back.

He couldn’t neglect you being in the room with him. You still brought out the calm within him and made him feel at ease.

When you insisted he take breaks, he would make some tea and give you a straw so you didn’t get tea in your wool.

Like he usually did, he read to you when you wanted to go to sleep. It was even more relaxing holding a warm ball of fluff.

But he barely slept.

He had to figure out a way to turn his favorite person back to normal.

You were still you, no doubt about that, but he missed you being a person. Someone he could kiss and hold hands with. Someone he didn’t have to worry about accidentally crushing or losing because you were so small.

He finally figured it out. He studied your potion recipe for hours on end until he figured out what went wrong. You had been given a recipe that had been “mislabeled”.

Knowing that made it a cinch to turn you back within the hour.

Now to murder the dodgy sorcerer who gave you the recipe for class to begin with.

Asmo:

“Whaaaaaat? MC? A sheep? Oh, darling, you are so cute! And so soft!!”

He canonically loves cute things (did you read the Devilgram story about him taking care of bunnies?) so he was having the time of his life.

And then it hit him as soon as Solomon laughed.

He couldn’t go out on dates with you. He couldn’t kiss you. Or see your stunning face. Your voice wasn’t the same. 

Solomon promised to do what he could to fix this, but it could take a few days.

Did he spend the next hour crying and hugging your fluffy body? Yes, yes he did.

You got him calmed down, reassuring him that it was temporary and there were some perks. He would totally get lots of attention on Devilgram if he posted your pictures! You were pink, his favorite color! You had lots of soft wool he could brush and he could paint your tiny sheep hooves!

That perked him right up.

He spent the next several hours styling your wool, somehow managing to put braids in it. He gave you cute decorative pieces to wear in your wool, painted your hooves to match his nails, and even gave you a little bowtie!

And boy did his Devilgram blow up with attention at the sight of your pictures.

You even inspired his newest clothing designs! Clothing for pets! Devildom didn’t have a cute variety of pet clothes, and while you weren’t a pet, you were very inspiring to look at.

Even pets deserved to look beautiful!

You were so soft to snuggle with but nighttime really made him miss you. Even in an innocent way, he missed skin-to-skin cuddling. It was always so reassuring.

But he didn’t have that.

He managed to get through the days that went by before Solomon finally turned you back.

And he was beginning to wonder if Solomon had drawn out your time as a sheep on purpose.

That didn’t matter, though. Not when he had to take you out on a date!

Beel:

Solomon was holding something soft and fluffy. Was it food? Cotton candy? It looked really sweet and tasty.

“Beel, no, it’s me!”

“MC...?”

He wasn’t happy once the situation was explained. But he didn’t show it. To be fair, he wasn’t the most outwardly expressive of his emotions unless it was necessary.

With Solomon’s promise to return you to normal, he just carried you back to the kitchen with him.

But he wasn’t hungry anymore. Not when his dear human was in a new and unusual form.

It caused him to go into a bit of a crisis, though.

What did sheep eat? What could YOU eat? You were a human in a sheep’s body after all. Did you have to eat what sheep ate or could you still eat your favorite things?

He sat there, staring at the cupboards and fridge, with the most worried look on his face.

To be fair, you weren’t sure either.

And you two stayed liked that until Satan said you could still eat whatever you liked, though it would be best to avoid meat unless it was basically shredded. 

Then came Beel’s next huge crisis: he was terrified of crushing you!

You were so tiny and delicate now, even more fragile than when you were a human.

It took a little convincing but Beel took to carrying you literally everywhere you wanted to go. He loved how soft you were.

Though you didn’t like how often he drooled on you because your fluff looked too tasty. You promised to get him cotton candy once you were a human again, which kind of helped the situation.

Beel even made sure to make everything you ate easy on you! He didn’t want anything to be hurtful to your little sheep body or hard for you to eat!

He didn’t hesitate to help you drink the reversal potion once Solomon got it made, holding his breath until he saw you in your proper state again.

He could breathe easy again. 

Belphie:

What was Solomon carrying? A new pillow or something?

It looked so soft and like it would be a perfect napping pillow.

He wasn’t even listening to anything Solomon had to say, the explanation going in one ear and out the other.

He was focused on going inside to use the new pillow.

Until he heard you talking to him after Solomon had given up on explaining anything.

Now he was mildly concerned. You weren’t you anymore. You were a sheep. He actually listened as you told him your story, unlike with Solomon, and he merely shrugged.

“Well, what can you do? You’ll be normal again eventually.”

You knew your grumpy demon, though. He was worried about you. But Belphie was never good at showing his worry for others unless it was drastic.

True to form, he passed out once he laid down again. You were held against him as if you might disappear while he slept.

It was all the more proof he was worried about your situation.

He still slept most of the time, he was like a cat in that he slept for hours without moving. You had to wiggle free to do anything. No one wanted to wake up to a sheep smelling like piss and you didn’t want a bath.

Belphie whined that taking care of you as a sheep was too much work, but the moment anyone tried to take you from him he immediately got defensive. He even threatened to break Mammon’s hands.

The only one he trusted with you was Beel.

Always sleeping holding your little sheep self did make him realize he wanted a stuffed animal version of you just like that.

It was so nice to snuggle with.

But he missed the normal you. He wanted to have you to lay on or go “star” gazing with. He wanted to do things with you again that weren’t quite possible with you as a sheep.

So he may have gone to find Solomon and threaten him if he didn’t turn you back quicker.

It was all for naught, as he came home to find you curled up in his bed in your human form once again.

He’d wake you up later. For now, he wanted to take another nap with you.

[ready-to-obeyme]

[OM!] Demon Brothers panic-buy MC a last-minute birthday present

Prompt: You drop the fact that your birthday is in a few days, much to the demon brothers’ surprise. They don’t have a gift for you prepared-- panic ensues.

Note: gender neutral; :) i just like seeing them get flustered

--

Lucifer

“Ah, your birthday? Of course I knew. You thought I didn’t?”

He didn’t know-- not until you told him just then a mere DAYS before your birthday

Internally panicking but he will NOT have you know that he missed this rather important detail

Casually asks you in the next few days if you’re free to go out with him because “he wants to spend more time with you--” which he DOES but he has ulterior motives such as hoping you’d point out something you like when you go out so he can gift it to you

Will watch your movement and gestures like a hawk trying to gauge what sort of present you would want from him

Money isn’t really a concern of him; he just wants to make sure that his gift is something you actually want and is thoughtful enough

If he’s unlucky and you are in fact NOT free in the few days leading up to your birthday, he paces a lot in his room, trying to remember if there was something you mentioned from a past conversation because he has too much pride asking you what you would want for your birthday

...but eventually caves in and asks his other brothers (probably Asmo or Beel) what they think you would like because his love for you >>> his pride

He has seared your birthdate into his mind now because he’d rather not have a repeat of whatever happened this year

--

Mammon

“Your birthday? Hahaha of COURSE I knew your birthday was in a few days… IN A FEW DAYS--?!”

He blurts this out but you tell him it’s fine but he won’t have it

He’ll try to cover it up, pretending he knew, but he sucks at lying and the fact he suspiciously walks out of your room to find a quick job listing to get enough money for a present is telling enough

First ideas most likely include rummaging in his room for anything valuable or shiny that you could possibly want

Considers giving you his car for a second in his panic but realizes you’d probably freak out at the extremely extravagant present

Will definitely try to snoop in his brothers’ rooms in search of things and collectively tells them (and makes them panic) about your birthday as well

Eventually sucks it up and works at Hell’s Kitchen, literally diving underneath counters and tables to avoid having you see him working

Terrible at making excuses to you about where he is so you probably know he’s working, and he feels bad that he has to avoid hanging out with you-- but he loves you and this is for you, after all, so he bears it

Buys you something he finds value in and thinks would like nice if you wore it; after all, the Avatar of Greed wants the best he can afford for you

--

Leviathan

You tell him your birthday is coming up soon while he’s playing something and the only thing he says first is “oh nice”

Then he realizes

“YOUR BIRTHDAY IS WHEN??”

He died on the screen, which you point out, but his eyes are wide and a little pleading

Asks you directly what you want for your birthday and he will literally search it up for you on Akuzon right there and then (it’s wild seeing online shopping on several screens)

“How about this one? Wait, no-- that’s terrible quality and the reviews are horrible; let’s check out this one.”

Makes you tell him everything you could have possibly wanted in the past few months so he can compile a list of things he can search up and select from

If he’s manic for the next few days, know that he hasn’t been gaming (has not since you dropped this very important detail) but has been vigorously searching up all the online shopping sites he can find to get the things you wanted down to its detail and quality

Definitely enlists his online friends for recommendations, but regardless will buy you matching gaming headset on top of whatever you wanted because he wants you to know you’re his Player 2, even if you don’t game

All the presents come on the same day (Mammon grumbles that it’s blocking the walkway) and he shoos you away as he carts everything up to his room to wrap it

Wishes he had more time to make you a present instead of buying something but hey there’s always next year

--

Satan

“O-Oh. Your birthday is in a few days, huh?”

Satan stares at you for a few moments too long as if he wants to say something but decides against it and gives you a benign conversation starter like “You must be excited for another year done”

Inwardly, he’s trying to calculate in his head when he has time to research for things you want, if going on a cat cafe date is too indulgent to be a gift to you, if he should just ask you what you want for a present-- all while holding a conversation with you

Not a great conversation, mind you-- you can tell he’s a little preoccupied, but you’re more worried about how his sentences trail than anything

Pops up randomly in the next few days in your room just to chat, looks around your room, and then leaves again (like a cat)

He’s trying to find a present that you’d want to use-- something practical-- but also something you’d also enjoy having (he’s setting up high standards, but he wants his gift to be good enough for you)

Low-key stressing a lot over this that he’s a little distracted at all times

Ends up combining all his gift ideas by setting up a date for you to spend some quality time with him AND buy your gift when the two of you are together AND has a gift ready for you just in case nothing catches your fancy on your date (he is anything if not prepared for all scenarios)

The gift he gets you is something he’d think you’d enjoy or reminded him of you (and hopes for the best)

--

Asmodeus

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?”

Asmo is almost offended that you didn’t tell him about your birthday-- how is he supposed to set up a extravagant birth week celebration if your birthday is in a few days?

But no matter-- he’s not that discouraged and is determined to rock your socks off with a present anyways, even though he would have definitely had your birthday celebration as a tag for the entire month if he had the time (now it’s only a week-long trending tag, but he’ll make do)

Will definitely coyly offer up himself as a present (and if you say yes, he will be at your mercy) but thinks he has more creativity that than to make you special day great

Takes you on a shopping spree where he dresses you up in the fanciest of clothes and things that you have always adored and refuses to let up until you let him buy you a gift

On the day of your birthday, he offers up his room as an entire spa day-- pedicure, manicure, whatever-cure you would ever want! Massage, face mask, bubble bath-- if there’s anything that can let him show how much he appreciates you, then tell him! He is at your mercy today!

Takes you out on a spin in town, buying you drinks and dancing with you at clubs if that’s what you want; but the night is yours, hun!

Beelzebub

You tell him when he’s eating something and his face morphs from surprised, delight, to sadness

“I… didn’t get you a present yet…”

You reassure him that it’s completely okay, but you know your words aren’t working because he still has that forlorn expression that reminds you of a kicked puppy

Asks you directly what you would want and if you tell him he’d be more than happy to get whatever it is you requested, even if it’s a physical gift or if you want to spend the entire day with him

It is your birthday and he already feels bad for not being able to really prepare for it properly, so he’ll do anything he can to make you happy

If you don’t tell him what you want, you better be strong enough to resist looking into his eyes to not cave into just telling what you want

Eventually settles on giving you something thoughtful and quickly hand-made-- like a set of coupons that say things such as ‘I will do your chores for a week’ or ‘I will make you dinner’

The coupon book has a lot of food-related things than anything, but you know his love language is basically food-- he loves you lots, okay?

Other than that, he’s super indulgent to you on your birthday. You want a lift? No problem. You want him to carry you bridal style to school? Sure, he can’t see why not!

--

Belphegor

“Wait, seriously? You waited until NOW to let me know?”

Kind of annoyed about the fact you dropped this detail on him now and decides to immediately punish you by trapping you in his embrace in a forced snuggle even while you laugh (so honestly, you have no regrets)

Tells you he’s not getting you a present

He’s getting you a present though, regardless of what he says, but now he has the element of surprise on his side (assuming you believe that he’s not getting you something)

Hangs out with you per usual in the next few days, paying more attention to what you would want in a present and asking low-key questions about possible gift ideas-- he’s real sneaky about it, so you honestly won’t pick up on it at all

Goes out of his way to help you study and help you out because it is your birthday, after all, and he’s pretending like he didn’t get you a present

Probably casually drops off a gift at your desk on your birthday, and if you’re surprised, he’s a little smug-- but if you’re not, he’ll be a little embarrassed but will tell you to just ‘open the present already’

Gift is most likely to be something that he’s noticed that you have continually needed but never had the thought or time to get-- just to make your life a little easier

Tells you to go nap with him as compensation for the work he’s done trying to think up of a gift for you

[obeymematches]

moving in with with your om! bf (GN MC) (not nsfw)

inspired by irl events🙈 see more at the end of this post dfghj

HoL = House of Lamentation

Lucifer: Stays in HoL but possibly renovates it a little bit to have more privacy. (as a compromise in case you reaaally didn't want to stay there - now you have your own bathroom + a small kitchen)

His brothers still depend on him so you continue to share family moments. (which isn't too bad, Lucifer is usually busy so sometimes you might actually want their company) Though now you get noticeably more alone time together - which makes him realize how it would've been a good idea to actually move out (he'd immediately regret that tho because he very care family).

Helps out with chores most of the time. Going OUT on dates is a must at least once a week or so otherwise both of you lose your minds. Nothing else changes, really. Mammon: More likely to move in with you in the human world but would (slightly) prefer the Devildom. (he'd only do that tho if he can secure a spot in a safer area for your sake. even if you are a powerful sorcerer.) Paying rent&bills is going to require hustle which might be a reason why you have to move back into HoL. (though...in canon if he is in love with u, u get rich even if u do nothing...so that'd be handy in this case) Definitely enjoys how he gets to keep you for himself and he is living for the small moments with you (such as morning cuddles) but also! with you everything is much more fun, even if both of you work multiple shifts; after each day you are so tired you can barely watch a movie. Both of you visit HoL on the regular.

Leviathan: The only reason he'd do it is to get more alone time with you. Would take ages to actually do it, but he'd prefer to live in the human world with you (it's safer + its better for anime and gaming). (Lucifer is against the idea which also slows down the process but he eventually gives in). You'd probably have an apartment in a city with fast internet connection (dw he's done his research) and where you can afford rent. He works from home (either esports or programming) so he is always there to greet you when you get home. Decorates the entire apartment with figurines and posters plus there is never enough space for him. Henry is there also. You'd think he cooks / bakes and you'd be wrong. 92% of the time it's take-out food time. Definitely needs help with chores at first but gets the hang of it easily. Occasionally you visit HoL.

Satan: Definitely would rather moving out and renting an apartment. I think he'd prefer the human world. I feel like he'd want to change cities often (every 3-5 yrs or so). He is a curious demon and there is always so much to learn about humans. Very domestic. Does the chores and he does them well. You can never complain. Somehow can balance work & you & chores. (probably needs explanation sometimes with equipment he isn't familiar with but we can excuse that) Every weekend is date weekend where you learn something new about each other and the culture of the country. Asmo visits every month or so & stays for ~3 days.

Asmodeus: hmm...i think he'd let you decide on the realm but he picks the exact location. He picks a very busy area with rich nightlife, but to your surprise he only participates like a couple of times a week, usually with you. Listen he adores being with you. Posts about your life together very often. Would start a new vlogging channel if you'd let him. Rent & bills are No Big Deal, though at first he is shocked at how expensive they are. Is fine with most of the chores but since he refuses to do the dishes, when it's him on dinner duty you both go on a date instead. Beelzebub: Refuses to move out if Belphie can't come, unless it's literally the house next to HoL. (/closest to. i'm not sure if they have like. a close neighbour) Rather domestic, does the chores and puts in work to get the bills. Sometimes you might not find him at home - he is either getting groceries or decided to visit Belphie. Would rather have a movie night with you than going out on a date. Depending on what kind of house it is, he might pick up gardening as a hobby. Belphegor: Similar to his twin he'd prefer staying close to him if possible, but if that can't happen he's fine with moving in with you in the human world. (yes he prefers that over the Devildom) Lucifer doesn't like this idea at all so you probably need to convince him.

Bills might be an issue as he keeps losing jobs but you can't really blame him for that, can you. Regaring chores, he only does the groceries, vacuuming, laundry, and changing sheets, everything else is up to you. Every Sunday you spend sleeping in & cuddling. Beelzebub visits you every week, usually on the weekends.

The rest of the characters are under the cut... long post

Barbatos: Hm... I think you'd probably need to move in the castle, or a small apartment very near. It is because of his job obviously, can't help it.

As he is the royal butler I imagine you wouldn't need to worry about bills / rent because. Yeah. Chores, on the other hand, fall on you very often - sometimes his job requires him to be there 24 hours a day. Even when he has more break time he'd rather not do chores at home as well because then he'd literally have no time left to spend with you. But when he can afford to do them, he definitely helps out & does them better than you (no shame in that tho he does this for a living)

Diavolo: Pretty obviously you move in the castle. No rent & no chores to worry about unless you are desperate to help Barbatos out.

He'd spend literally all his time with you if he could & Lucifer often scolds him for it. Neglecting work isn't a good idea right.

Every weekend there is something new to do, he spends lots of time thinking about how you are going to spend it. Also this would be the first time(s) you'd actually see him stress about work, since you live close enough to him now. (obviously he mentioned it many times before but that's a different experience) Solomon: Honestly you are free to choose where you'd want to live as he'd follow you anywhere.

Tbh I'm not sure about his finances but I'd like to imagine you don't have to worry about paying the bills. (as in: you have to work too if possible but that's ok)

He does his chores but he does them his way. If you do them differently he might comment but usually he just lets you be. It's entertaining to learn how many different ways there are to,,, doing dishes.

Simeon: Definitely prefers the Celestial Realm & I don't think there is much you can do to negotiate if you want to live with him. Similar to Solomon, paychecks aren't a big deal but it's something to consider; if possible you'd need to work to help out.

He has his favourite chores to do but occasionally he helps out with others as well, especially if he sees you might struggle / hate one.

a/n: for those wondering... no we didn't move in together yet because i'm still waiting for my vaccine... but once it's done we're ready<3 i'm a little bit nervous ngl but i'm so excited also dfgh