#this probably should have stayed in the drafts

[ratttgay]

now i'm lying on the cold hard ground (phard phlaunch)

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[algrenion]

i had the most 12 year old girl type dream last night where i was friends with Chappell Roan and she invited me and my friends to america from scotland for a concert sleepover party, and when we got there she was like "you guys must be hungry let me take you to the bubblegum pink coloured KFC buffet", and then Micarah Tewers (you know like?? the youtuber who makes clothes?) was there while i was taking handfuls of chicken fillets and hashbrowns and i was like "oh my god Micarah Tewers!! i love your videos" and she said she liked my outfit and i was like "oh my god do you like Chappell Roan?? she's here with us at the buffet, i think she likes making clothes too idk you guys would probably get along" and then my BOYFRIEND woke me up when he came in after a long night of playing TARKOV until 6am and i was SO ANGRY and i want to go BACK to that DREAM (MOSTLY for the KFC buffet, i was not done with those hash browns)

[beneath-the-mask]

Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.

Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…

[wisteriagoesvroom]

now why would someone remind me that oscar is in fact a gym moaner

[toastofburning]

Hey guys. Can you tell I like lotr? Got this set on Christmas and wanted to show it off. Happy reading!

[free-luigi-mangione]

so like when i first saw the humans are born resilient letter (that was the only portion then) i was like look who's speaking *eye roll* you dumbass stop trying to pretend to be all high and mighty we know where you're stuck at rn and now because of some things going downhill around me i've been reminding myself humans are born resilient and that things will be ok and it's making me want to cry like why on earth is a political prisoner writing something in a letter to somebody else entirely becoming words of comfort to somebody thousands of miles away it's kinda been hitting me hard and i'm honestly not coping well with the whole thing atp

[blorbo-luvr-3000]

GUYS GUYS GUYS. DO YOU THINK SPY WOULD HAVE BEEN AN ALPHA MALE DATING PODCASTER IN THE MODERN DAY??? CUZ IN EXPIRATION DATE HE WAS ALL LIKE “women want RICH and MYSTERIOUS and DANGEROUS MEN.” LIKE BRO HE SOUNDED LIKE @NDREW T@TE??????

[jils-things]

by the lighthouse.

dividers

[architetturacannibale]

i would never ever ever have a relationship of any kind with my professors never never never. but boy do i think about it

[justanothergirldancingwithbees]

I don’t really think, anyone REALLY wants a clingy, attention whore sub, cause I have only ever experienced them doing SO MUCH to get me, and once they do, the energy they put into talking to me, dies down and I end up feeling like a burden🥺

[anubisthe1]

My favourite headcanon that my head made recently is the one that because of madaras insanely powerful eyes, he can not walk into any room without being announced. A random uchiha with a strong voice would carry the duty to notify everyone of madaras' arrival. Should be something like:

"Be aware madara uchiha is here" or

"Cover your eyes, the uchiha madara has arrived"

( I am definitely not making this sound as good as it did in my head. Can't blame me. In my native language, this sounds better"

This could have been madaras own idea out of fear of not properly controlling his new ems and accidentally harming someone innocent that just happened to look at him in the eye. Though I strongly think that his own advisor recommended this as well, out of fear from seeing madaras insanity.

Then, decades later, in an obito lives au, the same old announcement law makes a comeback. Obito is madaras son and also has the freedom to walk anywhere and everywhere because of kakashi. So there is nothing protecting the rest of the mortals from him other than the announcements.

[jonesforradio]

I'm nearly 40 and still every interaction with my parents makes me wish I were dead. I guess that just ...never goes away? Even with time?

[nostomannia]

Hi. I'm trying to get myself back into writing but pain and suffering, lmao. May reblog my permanent starter call again- however I think I might drop my starter call stuff just because some of those have been on hold Forever.

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

I wanna stuff my face in his boobs and motorboat him even if his perfect firm indestructible titties destroy my face

[technofinch]

your honor, i understand the prosecution's argument, but you have to consider: i'm a deergirl, and getting hit by a car is gender affirming. to me.