#should this have stayed in the drafts

[problematicsashawaybright]

Anne can never refuse a high five from Sasha ever again after amphibia because all Sasha has to say is "c'mon don't leave me hanging" and she'll speed run every emotion there is with a haunted stare in her eyes

[shortnailsforfuntimes]

i overly relate to the terrible influence song. first thing in the morning and my nightmare in bed jeez dan you don’t have to call me out like that what do you mean phan is literally entirely encompassing my brain

[zinzinina]

TikTok somehow always knows I’m ovulating before I do when it shovels those fucking Hasan thirst edits at me

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

I wanna stuff my face in his boobs and motorboat him even if his perfect firm indestructible titties destroy my face

[thatforestprince]

i want to destroy his cervix and get him pregnant. sorry

[peydawgz]

today a very old guy saw me next to my vehicle at a gas pump. he was approaching, i was intimidated. he pointed and said, “hey! it’s mike!!” into my car. I immediately assumed the micheal myers hanging in the front, but now I wonder which mike was it? because I also have mikey the ninja turtle plushie in the back,, whos side are u on old man…

[ghost-of-melted-bones]

Maybe there's a world where we dance around the kitchen,

singing to a song we've known our whole lives,

but just starting to understand what it really means--

just starting to see that it could be about us.

Maybe there's a world where you're wearing my shirt,

and it bunches on your thighs where you sit on the counter;

I slide between your knees, wearing your socks,

and we giggle about how intertwined our lives have become.

Maybe there's a world where we stand in the bathroom,

brushing our teeth together like I promised I'd never do;

I can't help but grin at how cheesy we've become,

and you laugh with me until we melt together in a mess on the floor.

Maybe there's a world where we curl into each other at night,

but I don't feel any pressure to hide or put on a show,

and you still cling like letting go is the last thing you'd consider--

the first thing you'd do is pull me closer and murmer in my ear.

Maybe there's a world, but in this one we trade laughter and smiles,

and we exchange light hearted promises,

but we don't touch, or melt, or hold, or dance--

at least not together.

[maddithinks]

something i wrote; 9/16/22

I reread it today and fear I may not make anything truer

‘You say you hate me and all that i did to you, all the manipulation and all the crying and not allowing you in my future or my present nonetheless leaving you in my past and i tell you it was foolish to put all your eggs in one basket especially when that basket was nothing more than a weaving of thorns and leaves and knives a crown suit for a king who’s only goal is tyranny and you think it’s because he’s only out to hurt you and i tell you it’s because he wants to save you and you spit in my face and i kiss you on the mouth and a month later think you should go fuck yourself and i think all these mean and horrendous thoughts but he’s going to save me he’ll save all of us and i’m sorry for not being your linen basket and i’m sorry i was never meant to be a nest and i’m sorry i’m nothing but a crown upon his head made of thorns drawing blood his hair left on me and i take it and i treasure it and i know i wouldn’t do that for you.

i swear i would never do that for you.’

[stvrlitsky]

[shakyfoundations]

As a huge fan of mech media, and someone who only got on Tumblr after finding @vexwerewolf ‘s posts and a certain incredibly blursed Lancer tier list by @lilygrim , I’m a massive fan of the weird, transhumanist queer-by-default and unbelievably anti-vanilla horny mechposting playbook this site operates on.

Someone should make a tabletop game about it.

[javierduffy]

another drawover because they help my brain not be evil

[castielsupernatural]

in my old age (28) it’s harder and harder to imagine myself in a relationship but in my idealized fantasies it’s me and a partner with a baby pink mailbox and a yard full of tulips and roses, and behind closed doors we drink each others blood for fun

[leashybebes]

some posts: eddie's behaviour in that scene was uncool and uncalled for and violent

me: well i agree with that

some posts: in response i would like tommy to be violent to him

me: oh well okay then 😬😬😬

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[claratyler]

i just remembered the sentiment i saw on here when peter capaldi was announced to be the new doctor that was all like "oh wow! An older man like the first doctor! Cant wait for him to have a relationship with clara like with barbara 🥺 aww so sweet" and then the episodes came out and they had the most sexual tension you've ever seen

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

OH MY GOD I MADE THIS MEME WHILE SICK I FORGOT ABOUT IT-