#should this have stayed in drafts?

[blorbo-luvr-3000]

GUYS GUYS GUYS. DO YOU THINK SPY WOULD HAVE BEEN AN ALPHA MALE DATING PODCASTER IN THE MODERN DAY??? CUZ IN EXPIRATION DATE HE WAS ALL LIKE “women want RICH and MYSTERIOUS and DANGEROUS MEN.” LIKE BRO HE SOUNDED LIKE @NDREW T@TE??????

[stvrlitsky]

[problematicsashawaybright]

Anne can never refuse a high five from Sasha ever again after amphibia because all Sasha has to say is "c'mon don't leave me hanging" and she'll speed run every emotion there is with a haunted stare in her eyes

[shakyfoundations]

As a huge fan of mech media, and someone who only got on Tumblr after finding @vexwerewolf ‘s posts and a certain incredibly blursed Lancer tier list by @lilygrim , I’m a massive fan of the weird, transhumanist queer-by-default and unbelievably anti-vanilla horny mechposting playbook this site operates on.

Someone should make a tabletop game about it.

[javierduffy]

another drawover because they help my brain not be evil

[castielsupernatural]

in my old age (28) it’s harder and harder to imagine myself in a relationship but in my idealized fantasies it’s me and a partner with a baby pink mailbox and a yard full of tulips and roses, and behind closed doors we drink each others blood for fun

[leashybebes]

some posts: eddie's behaviour in that scene was uncool and uncalled for and violent

me: well i agree with that

some posts: in response i would like tommy to be violent to him

me: oh well okay then 😬😬😬

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

[claratyler]

i just remembered the sentiment i saw on here when peter capaldi was announced to be the new doctor that was all like "oh wow! An older man like the first doctor! Cant wait for him to have a relationship with clara like with barbara 🥺 aww so sweet" and then the episodes came out and they had the most sexual tension you've ever seen

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

OH MY GOD I MADE THIS MEME WHILE SICK I FORGOT ABOUT IT-

[khaotunq]

Khaotung Thanawat as Ayan (The Eclipse, 2022)

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Ron, standing before a plate of warm cookies: Are these venomous?

Tom, smiling: No, Weasley, that is impossible.

Ron picks one out and walks off: Cheers!

Ron takes a bite and starts foaming at the mouth:

Tom: They are poisonous, however.

Harry: Did you seriously make poisoned cookies?? He could die???

Tom: This was a valuable life lesson. Besides, we have magic. He’ll be fine.

Harry: What the hell is the lesson here??

Tom: To pick up a dictionary and stop asking foolish questions.

Tom: And I’d be careful, Harry.. you may be next.

[defenestrated-ape]

why does wheatley gain a heightened urge to test and pleasure response from testing when he enters his new body? testosterone

[coffeebanana]

something something necromancer Marinette AU where Adrien keeps throwing himself into danger to protect her because “she’ll just bring him back” but she never thought she’d fall so hard for the guy she met by accidentally reanimating his corpse

and can she marry someone who’s legally dead anyways?

like. for tax reasons

[maylilithreign]

what if you fuck the pain away and then you're in pain from that? now what? NOW WHAT?

[worfi]

Ok guys stick with me on this how do you think Gilbert does math? Cuz I've been thinking about it all morning and no one cares but me but lemme explain what I mean, like:

Chev seems linguistic focused because of the association with reading, but also I think he would be the type to just immediately solve the problem with numbers, and he could tell you what formulas and properties he used by name because his memory is perfect but I don't think the words actually cross his mind, he would just move the numbers.

On the flip side, someone like Nokto or Sariel (who I believe have both been said to be good at explaining things when teaching Belle) would likely work through it with the formulas in mind, taking a more linguistic approach of 'now I use this, which is applied like so'. At first I thought Gilbert might be this type because he has that social manipulative 'good talker' energy at times, but I don't think that's how his brain works.

He is a genius like Chev so it's possible he's the same as him but I'm also considering he might be more of the visual type? Like, the type who sees a quadratic equation and immediately has the graph in their head. Can read all of the functions as shapes and lines, move them around quickly, etc. I mean on one hand he clearly doesn't value his depth perception with that eyepatch but maybe he just doesn't need to? I have no evidence though I need to read more of Gilbie I guess.

I don't know why I'm thinking about it I think too many of these condensed math classes in a row have fried my brain but I've had Gilbert on the mind for days and always with the weirdest things.