i think of this image approximately every day of my life
Magellanic Penguin (Spheniscus magellanicus) observation by kiwikiu
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!
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when obsession inevitably turns into disgust because whoever is put on a pedestal is destined to fall 😂
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Shamelessly stolen off facebook
And transmasc version I made because it's scarily accurate
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