#this weird as frick website

[creativegeekatalltimes]

Why do these posts look like the questions on Jeopardy?

Evidence/Example:

The resemblance is kinda funny ngl

(God bless yall)

[lorwolf-salt]

Okay, Coop7011 here, SaltyLoria staff, ignore my first post. Weird vore person here (she for those who don't know), not sure if I should be doing this but I figured it's better that people hear from me instead of talking about me and making things up, plus whatever the frick happened in that thread. Keep in mind all of this (besides the thread issue yesterday) happened months ago. And it started in that thread yesterday because I merely said something along the lines of 'I am not in the official Lorwolf Discord for private reasons, and never will be' and random curseword guy got butthurt about that for some reason, even though it's against the rules to discuss moderator actions. I don't know who he is, but I can only assume it was just a guy who really hates vore. And I suspect a lot of people here also hate vore, and that's fine. I just hope some of you can see past that hate and see the truth of what really happened.

Yes, I was banned from the discord, but not because I 'wanted to show little kids NSFW'. Keep in mind that while I was ON the server, my username was not Wholesome Vore Writer, it was Coop7011, the same as it was on the website. You would only see Wholesome Vore Writer if you DMed me. At the time, I did not have Nitro, so when the staff asked me to remove the link to my Ao3 (that nobody has to click, nobody is forced to read, and has warnings and tags everywhere about the content of the stories) then I'd be changing it for every single discord server I was in. They were also forcing me to change my base username, and not just my nickname on the discord server (which was Coop7011 anyway). I felt this was unreasonable, but changed it for a time so I could conclude some trade deals on the discord server. Then, after some time, I admit that I got salty about the staff of one discord server (LW) forcing me to change so much on an account that I use for so many other things. So I changed it back. Things were fine for awhile (because that's how unnoticeable it is, unless someone snoops through my profile or DMs me) but then eventually I was banned without word. I don't agree with this choice, but I've long since accepted it as a fact that I didn't heed to their requests/went back on it and thus they had their right to get rid of me. I didn't care that much as long as I was able to play on Lorwolf itself. Keep in mind that no word of my writing is on the server or the website, all of this is about my base Discord username (hidden since I set my nickname on server to be my Lorwolf username) and a link to my stories on my discord profile. Personally, I also don't agree with calling my work NSFW, as they are not sexual and I don't write them with sexual intent. They are emotional comfort stories to cope with trauma, where no one is harmed (yes vore is people being swallowed, but they're safe in my work). I won't get into too much detail about this, because frankly, I don't think it should matter what I write about off-website. It's not using Lorwolf characters and it's not being posted directly on Lorwolf anything. This is the most I've ever talked about it in a semi public space about this pet sim game. So there you go, that's what happened. And I am deeply sorry to VNX for what happened to the thread, I purposely didn't take part in discussing back and forth because I knew it would go nowhere and would just result in countless removed posts, but I guess someone else did argue about it.

[beauty-and-passion]

Eurovision 2023: 38 songs, first impressions

Wake up, bitches, it’s Eurovision time… AGAIN!

There’s only one word I can use to describe my first listening of the year of those 38 songs and it’s “surprising”. I was surprised. In more ways than one.

So let’s not waste any more time and let’s talk about these songs.

As per every year, obligatory disclaimer: I have listened to these songs just once, so do not take my words as my final decision. I can still change my mind, after listening to them more times. But for now, here are my thoughts.

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ITALY

I know half of Italy will kill me and the other half will tell me I understand nothing, but I don’t particularly like Mengoni. He’s not a bad singer, he has a good voice and the song isn’t bad either. It’s just... okay. Maybe the chorus could’ve been more powerful. Maybe he could’ve written something different than another love song. I just don’t particularly vibe with it.

Vote: just okay

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LATVIA

Well, since he asked so kindly, I won’t wake up and I’ll keep sleeping during this boring song.

Vote: Be careful what you ask for

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UNITED KINGDOM

Here’s the first surprise of this year. The UK sent a great song: not just a good one, not just an okay one. A great one. And I love it! It has a lot of 90s dance vibes, but only the best ones and I approve.

Also, I love that this song is a revenge. Why feel bad or make a scene, when you can expose your cheating boyfriend through a song everyone can listen/dance to? Way to go, queen.

Vote: Revenge is best served in the UK

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SLOVENIA

Last year’s song was a snoozefest, this year is way better. I still forgot it after my first listening and it’s not in my top 10 either, but at least I can listen to it more than once without falling asleep.

Also, extra points for singing again in their native language. Great job, Slovenia, you deserve points just for that.

Vote: singing in your language should automatically give you access to the finals. That’s the rule, I decided it

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ICELAND

That’s not a bad song, but it’s something already listened to. I mean, at first I thought it was Sweden’s entry, because of how generic it sounded.

At least it’s better than last year.

Vote: I miss the BDSM club from two years ago

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CROATIA

A sudden vibe. Mentions of mothers and tractors. Armageddon-granny. Morons. I glanced at the video and saw a Stalin-looking guy. Funny weirdos dancing. The fricking alphabet. The war. And then, the line: “That little psychopath”. And I was like: wait, is this a parody of Stalin?

And then, I started laughing.

It was pretty clear that there’s more than meets the eye in this song. So I searched for the meaning and found an interesting article on the Eurovision website, in which the band explained just a few details - like the tractor line: it is actually a reference to Belarus and Russia’s relationship (read it, it’s quite interesting).

I know some stupid people (read: the jury) won’t appreciate this song and that’s a shame because it deserves love. It follows the “Keep the Eurovision weird” memo, it has funny people, biting satire and all the vibes. What else do you need?

Vote: top 5 because I Say So

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PORTUGAL

Please remember that, when I listen to these songs the first time, I put the playlist on and do my chores while listening. So when I listened to this one, I thought it was very interesting and what a nice rhythm! That’s definitely an east European country. But which one?

And then, to my utter surprise, I checked the video title and saw it was Portugal’s entry.

I’ve always hated everything Portugal sent, because if it wasn’t bad, it was the most boring thing known to mankind.

But this year, a miracle happened. They finally (FINALLY!) sent a good song. A song with a rhythm and their own language.

I am baffled. What happened in Portugal? Did they wake up from a dream? Did everyone just regain their hearing? Did someone teach them what “rhythm” is?

Vote: A Christmas miracle in May! A Christmas miracle!

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MALTA

The sax got my attention, the rhythm kept me around.

Good job, Malta boy.

Vote: Maltese people are sorcerers because they always bring a good song.

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ROMANIA

Just to give you an idea of how forgettable is this song: when I finished listening to all 38 songs, I forgot it even existed. And I didn’t even realize it was Romania’s entry, until I checked again to write this post.

Vote: I miss the vampires

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POLAND

It’s not a bad song. It has a good rhythm, but it’s not this incredible. It’s just... okay?

I know I said this before, but this song also sounds like something I listened to before, so it’s only fitting.

Vote: I thought it was a bad entry from Spain. It ended up being a mediocre one from Poland

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SAN MARINO

That’s very kind of San Marino to bring something that will go to the bottom of the chart.

Vote: Someone should occupy those positions, after all

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AUSTRIA

A song about Edgar Allan Poe: this alone deserves top 5.

But if that’s not enough for you, the lyric is also a satire of the music industry and the rhythm is just too catchy to ignore it. Everyone should appreciate it.

Vote: Top 5 now

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AUSTRALIA

The song was bringing me joy, then the screamo moment gave me even more joy.

Great singer, great rhythm, great band, great everything. After some weak years, Australia brought back a great song and I’m in love once again.

Vote: the most European country of all shows us why we made a good choice inviting it to our party

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SERBIA

This is the second song about sleeping but while the first one made me want to go to bed, this one got my attention.

Also, it’s probably a reference to the current political situation - so the feeling is much more understandable.

In addition to that, the song has a perfect mix of creepiness, awareness and weirdness. And the lyric isn’t entirely in English either, which is always appreciated.

Vote: What did I say before? Native language -> instant finals. And this one is weird and interesting, so it deserves a good position too

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CZECH REPUBLIC

My sister won't stand in the corner Nor will she listen to you

I think these first two lines are enough to explain this song, its meaning and why it was blocked in Russia and Belarus 4 hours after the premiere.

If it’s not enough, consider that this song isn’t just in Czech, but in FOUR languages. It has parts in Ukrainian, Bulgarian and English too. It’s a literal Slavic hymn to the Slavic family.

And if it’s still not enough, then there’s also a great rhythm that will instantly get your attention.

This song doesn’t deserve the top because I say it, but because it’s a magnificent love letter to a Slavic country from its sister and a powerful scream against war.

Vote: This should be the winner. Period

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ISRAEL

The first mention of a unicorn made me think maybe I heard it wrong. The second mention left me puzzled.

And in the end, she didn’t even end up with a unicorn horn on her forehead. I’m disappointed.

Vote: I miss Czech already

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SWEDEN

As said before, when I listen to these songs for the first time, I don’t check the name or the country: I just put the playlist on. So when I listened to this one, I thought: “man, this is bad. The poor singer can’t even spell the words or reach her notes”.

Then I glanced at the video, read the name and found out it was Loreen.

I know half of the world will probably kill me, but I don’t like Loreen. I don’t think she’s this good. I’d much rather listen to a singer who can spell words and not mumble them for three minutes. She has good vocals, fine, but the words - or even the letters are non-existent. I have to read subtitles to understand what she’s trying to say. And she’s talking in English, not in some weird language.

But even if she spoke in another language… how’s that possible I can’t understand A SINGLE LETTER? I can understand letters in languages I don’t know, why she’s the only one I can’t understand? What, I’m deaf only to her? Or she’s the one who’s not able to properly spell words?

And before any of you says anything: I know she did the same during Euphoria, but at least I could get some words during the chorus. This time? I literally have no idea what she said. I can’t even tell you a single letter. Not a word, a LETTER. To me, she sounds drunk. Or like a person who doesn’t know English and is trying to repeat the words of an English song, without knowing them.

The world loves her and she will probably get a high position in the final chart because her and because Sweden is everyone’s favourite even when it brings trash. But if someone from another country brought this, they would never go past the semifinals. Just saying.

Vote: stop mumbling, sis, I can’t understand a single thing

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FRANCE

Great song, again! Amazing rhythm, lyrics in French (as they should rightfully be), and a singer with a lot of style. It deserves a good place and lots of love.

Vote: flat hat my beloved

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THE NETHERLANDS

The Netherlands did a miracle last year and brought a wonderful song in their own language. This year they forgot everything they learned and brought a generic ballad in English.

Next.

Vote: :(

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ARMENIA

She wrote a song for her future lover. And maybe it’s her voice, maybe it’s the softness of the chorus, but I like the soft, innocent vibes it gives me.

Not my personal favorite, but it’s a heartwarming song with a nice rhythm and I don’t feel like making too much fun of it.

Vote: we can have a soft song, once in a while. As a treat

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FINLAND

Thank goddess, one of the Nordics got the memo to sing in their language and Finland delivered it with a great song!

The rhythm is on point, it makes you want to dance and the lyric is in Finnish, which makes me very happy, because I don’t remember having listened to it before.

Vote: what a pleasant surprise!

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SPAIN

The title itself is a noise, the song contributed to it.

It gave me a headache and it’s a shame because the rhythm is good, it’s in Spanish and it could’ve been way more enjoyable with fewer vocals.

Vote: EYAYAYEYAYYEAYEAYEYAEYAEAE

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GEORGIA

I had the biggest deja-vu while listening to this song because it sounds like something I’ve already listened but I don’t remember exactly when.

I just remember it sounded better from start to end and not only during the chorus.

Vote: could’ve been better

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LITHUANIA

Thank you, Lithuania, for bringing your language once again. I truly appreciate it - even if it’s mixed with English.

If you bring a good song too next time, I would be even more grateful.

Vote: after Portugal’s miracle, I believe everyone can bring a good song

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UKRAINE

When I listened to it, I thought it was Sweden. And then, to my utter surprise, it was Ukraine.

The guy is a good singer. And I checked the lyric too: pretty good, message loud and clear.

But that’s not the Ukrainian rhythm. It has nothing of Ukraine, except for a few lines. And I know they probably wanted something different, but this… this is too bland and generic. This is forgettable, while the previous years have been amazing.

I don’t know, maybe they didn’t want to win again, but just to deliver a powerful message?

Vote: it could’ve been way WAY better, considering it’s coming from Ukraine

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SWITZERLAND

Last year, Switzerland brought a song that was more of a torture, rather than a song. This year, they learned from their mistakes and gave us something amazing.

The singer is young, but he has a mature voice and a powerful message. The lyric is perfect in its simplicity. And the rhythm isn’t bad either.

Vote: good job, Switzerland! A couple of years like this and I may forgive you for that torture you brought last year

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AZERBAIJAN

And there it is, my second deja-vu. I am sure I already listened to this song once, the rhythm is just too familiar.

Vote: Not cool, Azerbaijan. Not cool.

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GREECE

Greece should be banished from Eurovision, until they learn they should bring the Greek language and Balkan rhythm back. Until that moment, they don’t deserve anything, especially if they deliver this boring ball of nothing.

Vote: at least this guy seems Greek, unlike the Nordic girl from last year

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CYPRUS

It’s another English song and it has nothing of the Balkan rhythm. AND YET, it’s better than the Greek one.

Vote: it’s still possible to write a good song if you try. And at least Cyprus is trying

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ALBANIA

It’s very... Albanian. And not in a bad way! The rhythm, the lyric, everything screams Albania and it does it in a way that makes this song interesting and worth listening to more times.

Vote: maybe not my favorite, but definitely more interesting than Greece and Cyprus

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BELGIUM

90s vibes again. And, once again, the best ones only.

Vote: Belgium always makes something worth the finals

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GERMANY

Germany finally realized what Eurovision is about: blood and glitter. And rock. And fire. And weirdness. And a surprisingly wholesome song.

I am in love with everything.

Vote: Germany is finally learning and I am proud of them

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IRELAND

Man-Curtain left Australia to reach Ireland and brought a song much more interesting compared to last year’s.

Vote: Ireland and Belgium, they always have an interesting entry

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MOLDOVA

And here to the left, you can see two of Eurovision’s most beloved traditions: Moldova bringing something weird/good and a song about a rave in the forest.

Moldova delivered hard and this song is immediately top 3. The rave, the vibes, the rhythm, the flute, accompanied by a good-looking guy and stunning women: everything is on point.

I'm in love.

Vote: Moldova always understands the assignment

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NORWAY

Two months ago I was on the internet, minding my own business, when I saw an AMV with a great song. I immediately fell in love and put it in my personal playlist. It was interesting and with great vibes how could I ignore it?

Now imagine my surprise when this song started and hey, the first notes sound familiar. Then the singer drops the first “she” and I immediately jumped up and said: “Wait, is this Queen of Kings?!”

So… do I like it? Heck, I liked this song even before knowing it was Norway’s entry, of course I like it! It’s one of my favorites! And yes, I still love it.

Vote: my opinion might change about the other songs, but be sure it won’t change about this one

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DENMARK

This guy is apparently a Tiktoker and this explains why the lyric sounds so perfect for that app and so bland in general.

It doesn’t explain why he looks so bored, tho.

Vote: when he bit his lip I cringed so hard, it went around the world and hit me again in the back

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ESTONIA

She has a great voice. But hey, some years ago Estonia sent a female soprano singer, so I suppose that great female voices are a must for them.

Also, the song is very nice, the rhythm is good and the message is good too. I would like to see it in the finals.

Vote: the piano isn’t on fire. But hey, at least it’s covered in roses.

[toxictwyla]

I just saw your post and that is legit terrifying, the comment your friend made is weird and disrespectful. Do you have a taser or pepper spray? Check the laws in your country/state and see if you can carry. You can find some cheap ones that work well on Amazon. I would also recommend telling a friend/relative that you deeply trust with your location before you head out of work or leave your home. Always look behind you before you open your front door as well.

If he keeps bothering you, record/screenshot any evidence just in case you need to make a police report. I don’t believe it will get to that level of danger but you can never be sure. Fam, I care about your wellbeing 😭 I’m sorry that your boss isn’t taking it seriously and you feel alone, you’ll be fine! try to find advice from other websites that know how to handle that situation.

Thank you kind stranger :)

Today I'm planning to go out and buy some spray. The taser idk. Tacoma is crap right now, like lots of states in America :/ I walk home right now because of my lack of license, and the street I walk down is sketchy af. I look behind me constantly. One time I was walking home I looked behind me and this guy with his hood up was actually following me, so I fricked off across the street. He kept going. Who knows.

[lokigodofaces]

By the way guys, I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. I am telling myself now I will NOT go onto Tumblr in case I'm a little crazy from the drugs. But given I can't exactly control the actions of future me drugged up after a minor surgery, I may be on Tumblr tomorrow. Just an FYI if I'm posting weird crap. I mean, this is Tumblr, this is the weird crap website, so it'll probably be fine and something to laugh over later. But I am actually stressed over this since I have a fear of drugs/alcohol and how they frick with people's brains and make them high/drunk. Like that is something I am genuinely terrified to experience, but kinda have to because medical procedures exist. But just saying what is going to happen eases my anxiety in case I post stuff.

[crystalninjaphoenix]

MerMay 2022 Day Twenty-Two Luck and Wishes

It was the middle of the night. Stacy didn’t enjoy being up at this hour—she was much more of a morning person—but when your half-fish husband wakes you up with a magical message about something possibly being wrong, what else could you do but drive down to the nearest beach to check it out?

The main problem was the kids. She wasn’t comfortable leaving them alone at night, but she also couldn’t arrange for a last-minute babysitter. No sitter would answer her calls at this hour, her parents would demand to know what happened for her to leave, and her sister, the only person who knew about Chase and his merm friends, lived too far away. So she ended up waking them and piling them into the car to go with her. Usually, they might protest and say that they’re old enough to stay home alone, but they were excited to see their dad again. She still hadn’t forgotten them sneaking out a month ago.

Stacy had brought a variety of things in preparation for whatever this emergency is, including a first aid kit and her laptop. But as it turned out, she didn’t need anything more than a good flashlight. “It’s just a tag,” she explained, shining the light on the small red circle in Jack’s dorsal fin. “Not a tracker of any kind.”

Jack spun back around to look at her, making a few worried-sounding chirps. “Yeah, are you sure?” Chase asked, translating.

“I’m sure.” Stacy smiled tiredly. “There’d be more to it if there was some sort of tracking device. It would be bigger, with more complicated parts.”

In unison, the two merms relaxed, sinking lower in the water. Chase put his hand on Jack’s shoulder. “See, nothing to worry about,” he said. Jack nudged him and chattered some more. Stacy was pretty sure he was saying something like ‘well it was your idea to call Stacy.’

Muirin and Sereia were sitting on the beach nearby, just close enough to get their feet wet. “Why’d they put a tag on you, anyway?” Muirin asked.

“Yeah!” Sereia nodded. She had her talisman in her hand, turning it over and over.

“Well, scientists who work with fish and other wildlife put tags on, uh...things they want to keep track of,” Stacy said carefully. “So that they can identify them again if they get released into the wild.”

“That’s kind of stupid,” Chase said. “I mean, you’d think they’d remember what the fucking merman they captured looked like.”

“They don’t know that you all look different,” Stacy countered. “For all they know, all merms look similar, like fish. And I guess they’re not entirely wrong.”

Jack folded his arms and said something sharp. “Uh...he wants to know what that means,” Chase said carefully. Jack shoved him again; apparently his translation wasn’t quite correct.

“Uh...I mean...” Stacy gestured vaguely at the two of them. “You two...um...”

“Stace, do you think all merms look the same?” Chase folded his arms as well, narrowing his eyes.

“I-I—uh, not—I mean there’s—” Stacy stammered.

All of a sudden, Jack and Chase burst into laughter. “Ah, just messing with you,” Chase said, splashing Stacy’s legs with water. “We know we look alike. It’s not as weird for merms as for humans, but it’s still not common.” Jack was laughing so hard that he disappeared under the water.

Stacy sighed, then rolled her eyes. “Glad you find it funny,” she said, splashing Chase right back.

Chase covered his eyes just in time to avoid getting water in them. “It was a little funny.” He cleared his throat—whistling a little in the process, as merms did—and returned to serious matters. “Well, while we’re here, did you find out anything new?”

“About TridentCorp?” Stacy sighed. “No, I’m afraid not. The last time, we found the location they were keeping you, Jack, in completely by guesswork. Well, not completely, but we still weren’t entirely sure you’d be there. I haven’t found any news about a new TridentCorp location or anything, and they’re not saying anything about having a fricking merperson on their website. You think they’d want to brag about that.”

Jack chattered something. “He said ‘Maybe they’re in the same place’?” Chase translated.

“I don’t think they’d do that,” Stacy said haltingly. “After all, it’s been broken into once. This is a massive company, it wouldn’t be too hard for them to put the merm in a different location.”

Silence. Water lapped at the pebbly shore of the beach. Sereia sighed loudly. “Why is this so hard?” she groaned. “It’s always easier in books and movies.”

“Because the good guys get lucky,” Muirin countered. He put his hands in his pockets. “If only we got lucky.”

“If only,” Sereia muttered.

And in that moment, the dark stone talisman in her hand flashed with purple light. A similar light came from Muirin’s pocket, bright enough to shine through the fabric.

Chase exclaimed something in merm. Jack and Stacy were looking away, but glanced back towards the kids just in time to catch the fading glow. Sereia gasped, her head snapping to look over at Muirin. “That’s the magic again!” she said excitedly.

“That was!” he agreed, nodding. “And I think I get it. Last time it happened, we were wishing really hard for something. I think these talismans are wish-based!”

“But what did it do?!” Sereia wondered. “Do you think we’ll get lucky now? Maybe we just—just summoned luck to our...ourselves...” Her sentence fell apart as she yawned.

Stacy sighed. “Well, even if you two have magic, you still need sleep. And now that there’s nothing urgent to take care of, we’d better head home.”

The kids groaned, but Chase said, “Your mom’s right. It’s pretty late, and you probably have school tomorrow.” Jack nodded in agreement.

“Alright, we’ll go.” Sereia stood up. “Bye, Dad.”

“Bye, Dad,” Muirin repeated.

“Bye, shellies.” Chase smiled gently and waved goodbye.

Stacy and the kids trudged back to her car, heading home through the dark city streets until the streets turned into a highway, taking them back to the distant neighborhood they lived in. Muirin fell asleep during the drive, but Sereia was positively bouncing with energy, wondering what their magic did. How would they know when it happened?

Once they got home, Stacy immediately put the kids back to bed before falling asleep herself. Unknown to her, miles away, luck was coming their way.

[xyzextraenzo]

Absolutely insulting a bot

So, i was checking through tumblr (Rare, I know. it was just to sponsor the new FnF mod that me and @ThefantasticLeo made.) And so im checking my messages, and there's this bot, and they send me like some kind of nudes website or somethin. and then ... I decide to go ham on this fuckin bot. "shut the fuck up, i dont care about your stupid ass you fucking bot. If you think im gonna bang your asshole, dont. Youre a piece of shit that i have no respect for, your kind is an absolute dumpster fire, kill yourself, actually, do it twice. i want you to be thrown in a vat of acid and be cleansed of this world, just for god to say "yknow what, fuck it, you goin back," just for you to die again to some weird ass cause, frick you, you serve no purpose in my messages, have a good day <3 <3 <3" and I laughed my ass so hard, i felt like a fuckin champ today

[castle-dominion]

vent

I WANT TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE & EVERYTHING-- MOSTLY MY NON-GOOGLE DOCUMENT WEBSITE & MYSELF.

I'm trying to be a good anarchist by Not using Google Docs, but the thing is, even tho google is weird & data & corporation & ersonal information, it is honestly pretty good.

The new one? I forgot to copy-paste my plot outline to a different document. Well here's the thing. I thought I already did. I copy-pasted the last half of it because I knew it was missing, but I thought the first half was the same. I was wrong. On my working doc I had it really well filled in & organized chronologically. on my storage doc, apparently not. I didn't remember that. So then I deleted the working doc bc it was so fricking laggy & then I realized. I did not have the full plot outline.

I want to fucking cry but I can't I just want to get rid of all these maggot-begotten emotions so I can be normal & just fricking fix the issues! Which will be nearly fucking impossible because I can't remember half the shit I wrote! It was so nicely organized too. Fellows, I'm going to fricking (not) kill myself (i'm exaggerating dw i'm not at risk of life-threatening harm. just lapse into cutting teehee)

[chl0ks-art-world]

i made this mind map to plan the direction for my brief.

i fricking hate writing all this stuff it blocks my creativity and by the time ive gotten it all down in words my mind has jumped 5 steps down a different direction and it doesnt feel natural or me any more.

ive started writing it but its so damn difficult. i looked into booking a tutorial with someone for my dyslexia but the channel seems to be broken on the myuca website.. yay. could just be half term but still youd think we'd be able to book for when its open again? i gave up using it last time because every time id go to book on my days off for work it would be fully booked. hate being part time.

veronika says these posts are too emotional but i dont know how to separate the two? im a very emotion lead person and i cant strip that part of my mind out.

any way as i said in a previous post, im looking at creating a creepy weird alien-scape with alien like nests and growths on the walls and stuff.. it feels more of a direction than the stuff last term. i get to make things but it will have a more solid theme and the audience will be able to read it easier.

[neekrobite]

full neekrobite lore

so basically chernobyl fucked shit up and fucked up dna so much that it blended cats with plants and dogs with water somehow, these animals could also just have a child some how because nature fucked up violently with chernobyl so thats how neekrobite was born

neekrobite was the only child of those parents, because literally nothing should have even been born, also yea he was abandoned at birht lmao get rekt L bozo

neekrobites body is build horrible, and logically he should be dead, he has the mouth of a dog, cats ears, cats tongue, cats throat, cats stomach, but their intestines are of a dogs, their liver a dogs, their kidneys are a cats, most of their internal organs are a cats, they have dogs blood, but cats fur, they are also normally not anthro but fell one time and half their cat dna made them walk on two legs instead because fuck him, it does hurt, he is also infertile cuz of course he would be how the hell was he born at all in the f irst place

he took a dna anchestory to see how his family is related to shit, and appearently is litchG’s brother, because it fucked up because neekrobite shouldnt exist, and litchG is over 200 years older than the websites previous oldest

neekrobite was just fricking beamed up by some weird ship in the sky and the owner just insisted that neekrobite was their god for some reason or another and theres this other fox that they also insist is god as well somehow

also neekrobite canonically has a vore fetish

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! characters as shitty groupmates (university!au)

hi i’m still sadt but here’s some headcanons that i hope are funny :> (edit: also i realized i forgot my fricking taglist)

Oikawa: absolutely INSISTS on doing skits or plays for group presentations even when you're reporting on something like particle physics. He also gets SUPER into them he should have just majored in theatre

you: OIKAWA WHY DID U SLAP ME?

oikawa: BECAUSE IT WAS IN CHARACTER

you: IN A PRESENTATION ABOUT MITOSIS???

Terushima: when you're planning stuff in a groupchat he'll just be going through it and like-reacting messages left and right, not knowing that he's committing to a TON of things. and then the night before he'll panic and chug some energy drinks before typing up his part

you, reading through your group research paper: you didn't add anything to this paper

terushima: um, no. i'm pretty sure i was typing stuff last night

you: i think you typed up your pizza order

Tsukishima: this piece of shit (whom i love) will ALWAYS volunteer to make the powerpoint but its filled to the brim with those weird animations on the text and almost every kind of slideshow transition available. also uses the cringiest wordarts and fonts

professor: y/n, tsukishima, its been an hour

y/n: we only have 30 slides left !!

tsukishima: with an average of 5 word animations each

Atsumu: will always insist on making dioramas but is absolutely the worst at making them. he just thinks it easy and he never grew out of playing with clay

atsumu: i present to you, the Battle at Yorktown

you: why do the soldiers look like green turds?

atsumu: they're made of clay!! i spent so long working on them :(

you: also is that the german flag?

atsumu: the sandwich shop didn't have american ones

you: is that,,, an acrylic stand of Dahyun???

atsumu: she’s one of the lady soldiers! 

Iwaizumi: is always absolutely clueless about what’s going on. he’ll do the most minimal things like looking up the dictionary definition of a word and just send you the website link to where he got his sources instead of doing proper citation. is absolutely terrible when it comes to presentations that he holds up your poster or works the powerpoint but that’s it

iwaizumi: hello class, today we’ll be talking about Molecular Physics *doesn’t know what else to say* *steps aside and gestures at you with his eyes for you to take over*

Kageyama: he always arrives half an hour late to class and you already know you can't trust him. BUT you try to give him one thing to do and he still somehow messes up

you: WHERE ARE U?? U WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE PRINTOUTS TODAY

kageyama: we,,, have class today??

Kuroo: makes up the most astounding excuses as to why he didn't do his stuff on time and the excuses keep adding up until suddenly Kenma's pregnant and also hiding from the mafia

kuroo: yeah. that's what happened. anyway, he's in witness protection right now.

you: kenma's right here.

kuroo: i let him come with me to roam around for a while.

you: he's also not pregnant

kenma: i lost the baby.

you: ...condolences?

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[makerofmadness]

dustDealer AU plot

created as a joke but frick it make it edgy

so basically, I was just on Wattpad the other day, and I thought a bit too hard about stuff like THIS from the official Undertale Alarm Clock website:

there was also this bit from the Fangamer stream on Undertale’s 6th anniversary:

obviously, this refers to the Holiday family from Deltarune, with Rudy/Rudolph even being mentioned by name, while the antlered girl clearly refers to Noelle (her big sis is likely Dess). 

So, Noelle exists in Undertale’s universe.

...and I’m pretty sure that at this point we all know about the Weird Route/Snowgrave Route from Chapter 2 (an alternate route from the normal game that can be taken once Noelle joins Kris in the City, where you make her use IceShock to defeat all enemies possible while also making very specific, creepy choices outside of battle. There’s more to it than that but then we’d be here forever so just look it up I guess).

Where Noelle gets strong enough with her ice magic to use the spell SnowGrave after being equipped with the Thorn Ring (halving the TP cost of all ice spells, making SnowGrave actually accessible [it’s normally 200% people, literally unreachable, but with the ring it’s 100%, so you can use it once you fill the bar all the way up), giving you the first time you can actually KILL someone in Deltarune (normally enemies run away, get knocked out of the battlefield, or are non-lethally frozen).

...

So, if Noelle exists in Undertale, shouldn’t she exist in the AUs, from an in-universe perspective?

Could she still use the SnowGrave spell?

Undertale doesn’t have TP, so would she be able to us either without the Thorn Ring?

And that led to me making a joke that I eventually turned into this AU (the title is a reference to the joke rearrangement of Deltarune’s title, nutDealer, btw): 

Noelle in Dusttale uses SnowGrave to kill Sans before he can kill her, and then kills the human when they come around (originally made as a stupid joke you can find on my blog under the dustDealer tag, or the Dusttale tag since it has that and the original post I made about this idea in the first place).

And after that, I don’t know, she probably finds a way to travel the multiverse somehow (if any Sans can do it then why not her?) and just wanders for the rest of her days, still very shaken up about what had happened to her, and still carrying a bit of a grudge against Sans for taking away everyone she cared about, so she probably immediately has an aversion to just about any vaguely Sans-shaped skeletons... so that’ll probably create problems given how this fandom is like 99% Sans.

She’s not a crazed serial killer now though so that’s good. She was just backed up against a wall and felt she had no choice but to give it all she had.

(also Frisk ragequit so that’s why they didn’t come back again. wasn’t expecting the deer girl to rise up and seemingly be impossible to defeat since she got them on the first frickin’ turn of battle)

I’ll probably write more about this eventually, but for now this is the basic plot. Hope you guys enjoy this idea.

Noelle Holiday takes the spotlight this time. the bone man has been dethroned.

[aondaneedles]

Tank Grunt (all)!

Oh boy, let's get started then:

❤️: OTP

Just talked about this yesterday, but I love seeing him fall in love with Stella Terrano. There's something ironic yet beautiful about him overcoming his prejudice. And I like him with one of the Pleasant twins. Realistically, he'd probably fall for Angela, because they're both type A types (and heavily implied to be the golden children of their respective dysfunctional families), but I could also see him with Lilith if Lilith ever wants to settle down!

💔: No OTP

Ophelia. Just... no. Can't really see her forgiving him for how he treated Johnny and the Smiths. Although they often strike up a tentative friendship in my game. But that's all, really.

🌈: Sexuality

Straight.

😊: Friends

Maybe Ophelia, once he's come around? Other than that, he doesn't have a lot of friends. Maybe some people he meets in college. Oh, and in my game his fishes. He loves those things (and no one has the heart to tell him that they've had to replace them thrice already).

💀: Enemies or Rival

Johnny Smith, both for fantastical racism reasons and just because... well, Johnny is popular and well-liked in town and Tank is neither. Even if he ever overcomes his prejudice, those two will stay rivals.

🐶: Pet or favorite Animal

Fishes! He thinks they're calming. Well, and Foxtrot in my game, but she's the family dog, so... he has to like her.

🌷: Flowers or plants they like

He probably never really thought about it and if someone ever asks him, he'll just blurt out "Cacti!" or something. But deep down, he misses the rose bushes his mother had planted before she disappeared. He especially misses the smell. Smells like Lyla.

☀️: Favourite Season

He lives in the fricking desert, so he probably doesn't have a favourite season as much as a favourite range of temperature. Anything that's not too hot to work out in.

🌧️: Favourite Weather

Slightly cloudy for the same reason as above.

🕯️: Favourite Aromatic candle

Rosewood.

🥘: Favourite Food

Anything that's not Mac'n'Cheese. He isn't picky.

☕: Favourite Drink

Coffee.

🍦: Ice-cream Flavour

He doesn't do treats. Although, back when he was a kid, he loved strawberry ice cream. But it doesn't matter. They haven't been to an ice cream parlour in years.

🍕: Pizza Topping

Pepperoni.

🍟: Snack

The weird nut mix that's the only type of snack you can get at the Grunt's house. If he's feeling fancy he'll sneak a chocolate bar home from school.

🍿: Movies they like to watch

He pretends that he enjoys war movies to impress his dad but to be frank, he just finds them to be depressing. He's not a movie guy.

📺: TV Show they like to watch

Police procedurals. The Simlish equivalent of Law and Order, probably.

🎵: Music they listen to

He has one playlist and that's his workout playlist. It consists of '80s and 90's music and has never been updated.

⚽: Sport they like or play

He's really into boxing and it's a good way to get rid of pent-up anger.

📚: Books they like to read

He's not much of a reader and only reads for school. However, one book has stuck with him. Ýou see, there's this green light...

🕹️: Video Games they like or Play

He doesn't play video games. He's not a loser like his brother. (Okay, he played Fifa one time and that was kinda nice. But don't tell his dad!)

🎻: Musical instrument

He can play the recorder and that's about it. Although he secretly thinks it'd be cool to play the drums.

🎨: Favourite Colour

Red.

👠: Shoes they like

Workout shoes.

👕: Clothing style

Camo shirts and jeans. Even after he leaves home, he can't shake the habit. It's like his uniform.

👜: What’s always on their bag

Swiss army knife. For no nefarious reasons, it's just handy to always carry one.

📰: Section of the Newspaper they read

Sports.

💻: Website they visit the most

The missing people website. And web sleuths. He gets weirdly into watching people trying to solve crimes.

📱: Social media they use the most

The Simstant Messenger. He doesn't dare to message anyone but he spends a ridiculous amount of time wishing he did.

📗: Favourite School Subject

P.E.!

📕: Less Favourite School Subject

Literature.

🎓: University they attended (or not)

La Fiesta Tech. Only to please his dad, but he really likes it, actually!

🎒: University Major

He majors in History (again, to please his dad) but really wishes he had majored in Biology instead. Who knows, maybe he'll switch majors (as if!)?

🔮: Something Random

Someday in the far future, he'll have a rose garden, just like his mother had... And he'll take good care of it.

[druid-fanacc]

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Imagine every boatem meeting takes place on a new floor around the boatem hole. So it just ends up looking like the decent into hell when you fall down it.

Like at the end of the season it looks like a very weird elevator shaft going through an even weirder hotel.

228 notes • Posted 2021-10-30 18:02:48 GMT

#4

Frick this. I'm going to write some Grian X Sleepy Bois headcannons.

Wherever grian comes over they hang in technos cottage because grian likes it there and can teach everyone how to glide in secret.

Wilbur and Grian become really good friends where Wilbur can even finish Grian's jokes and they are always laughing together.

Phil and Grian always exchange notes and tips on flying, and that becomes their thing that they go to terra swoop every Sunday.

Tommy is fascinated with grian because grian has a wife and now grian is with Phil as the butt of his jokes.

Grian is the only reason that Tommy will hold his swears out of respect. And Grian even shows appreciation.

Grian laughs at every joke that tubbo makes because he just loves his humour. It never fails to crack him up.

Grian is like technos parent and the only person techno listens to. I'm going to blow up that city. Why not try a verbal settlement. Fine.... Or some tricky pranks. Now that I can get behind.

Wherever they want to build something, they call grian on discord to guide them.

Ranboo and Grian get along well, but grian has taken it upon himself to teach ranboo mischief.

Grian is always there to play with Michael.

Grian never fails to give Steve big hugs and scratches on his belly.

Grian becomes the other parent of the sleepy Bois Inc. <3

Grian had brought them over to hermitcraft occasionally to run around the builds and play some of the minigames.

Everyone has fallen in love with decked out and techno especially enjoys ravager run.

Everyone's jaw drop at the diamond throne.

Phil adopts xisumavoid's base because he loves the flying feature of the base and it's just so awesome.

They all avoid going to the end to keep ranboo from seeing the different ways that the hermits treat endermen(cough impulse,cough, wither)

They all go through something emotional seiing Scar's builds.

They all play the mycelium war minigames, and techno whopes their assess in all the PvP related ones.

Everyone has a good day.<3

And Grian invites wilbur to 3rd life 2.0

241 notes • Posted 2021-07-22 04:55:54 GMT

#3

Why must people do this 😭

382 notes • Posted 2021-10-13 15:42:46 GMT

#2

Oh my god!!!!

To those who haven't watched doc's video, go and do it rn!!!!

So in the end when they pan in on the spawners and scan them with a qr code scanner, it will take you to this website.

There they ask for a code, and I have no idea what it is. This is sooo exciting!!!!

Any ideas?

612 notes • Posted 2021-06-20 17:29:12 GMT

#1

This is why I love xisumavoid.

2343 notes • Posted 2021-09-11 18:59:54 GMT

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[no-confidence-4750]

I HAVE A THEORY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE

so you guys remember the dema bar. the one that appeared on clancy's page a while ago. and it was deleting all the files

and we went 'ok all of clancy's letters are being deleted. LMAO 69420 HAHA. ok all of clancy's letters are deleted. ok clancy is dead. ok we were responsible for the death of clancy because we freaked out about the website and now we're doing absolutely nothing to try to save him.'

i think we should have done something.

maybe there was another weird thing somewhere that we could have found that would have given us clues to try and save clancy. maybe somewhere in a website or something idk i'm not a genius. maybe it was the weird dmaorg page with the password and username and stuff

but i know we shouldn't have sat around waiting for a stupid loading bar to finish loading.

so my theory is that we could have done something to save clancy, but we didn't because we're fricking idiots

and now the boys are under dema's control because of us

and now they have to use trash the dragon to blow dema up

:/

[zpetlovesglitter]

The Wicked Powers Theories

The Wicked Powers has recently been getting me excited WAY too much - which says a lot about how weird I am since Cassie hasn’t even started on it yet (LOL).

aND, so, I kind of thought it’d be nice to jot down some predictions and theories on how the series might go and maybe some thoughts on THE SHIPS (that really do be the real TEA).

So.Here we go.And do let me know about any thoughts you have on this topic as well - I read anything about TWP like a crazed creature these days istg.

1)The POV has already been envisioned to be from Ty, Dru and Kit. I absolutely love this settlement since they are all very intriguing characters. Ty is an interesting person and his actions are always unpredictable, so we might enjoy this one. And,I believe he is at The Scholomance while the story progresses, followed by Livvy (Ghost Livvy, I mean).It’s still unclear what Livvy’s situation is, so I can’t wait to know more about that - it’s bound to be something unexpected. And, as for Dru, it’s kinda obvious. We all know that WE HAVE A LOVE TRIANGLE COMING UP. But, other than that, we also know she attends The Academy and finally starts to makes some friends and even has that really close Italian (..or was it Spanish???) Shadowhunter friend who’s her age and Cassie also revealed that the two are really tight indeed. And I will be honing in on the Love Triangle soon - I told you I’ll be trying to spill whatever tea I’m guessing at.  And, as for the last character WE HAVE KIT! OMFG YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE OLDER BROTHER KIT.LIKE GOSH DARN IT HE IS SO ADORABLE AND MINA IS SO EFFING CUTE I CAN’T EVEN-                          AND KIT’S TRAINING WITH JEM AND HE IS GOING TO BE A WELL-TRAINED SHADOWHUNTER IN TWP, SO YAYYYY!! And, I absolutely CANNOT wait for MinaXKit interactions, they are the cutest siblings ever and I absolutely know that Mina grows up to be sarcastic. I can’t wait for the possible sarcastic arguments between Kit and 4-year old Mina. YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT KITxTY? NOPE.THE REAL SHET’S COMING UP.

2)Now,we know that the storyline is going to have something to do with that Faerie Heirloom that was from the Rosales Family. And, Cassie also said it was going to be kind of an Arthurian Legend-ish story. If you don’t know the Arthurian Legend, I suggest you read on it. I’m not sure if Cassie meant the characters and LOVE Aspect of it or the LEGEND aspect of it as in the stuff about Excalibur and all. But, for now we’ll view it in both and examine it, shall we?

King Arthur's reign ends after his wife and best knight have an affair.

This is the drama in the legend.But, there are no relationships with the MCs yet. So idk. I’m clueless. Like, maybe Dru has a relationship?? Okay I’m clutching at practically nothingness so don’t judge me. :/

So,it’s obviously something to do with the LEGEND.

I am afraid I cannot say too much about it, since I have never read too deeply about it. But, here’s some of the basics:

-He managed to pull out Excalibur from the rock it was stuck in.

-He wielded Excalibur for the people and not for his own self-interest.

-He gets help from a wizard named Merlin.

-The peeps go on a quest.

And I have this reference from a website..I’ll hit u with the link as well, if you’d like to read more on it like I did

Arthurian legend, the body of stories and medieval romances, known as the matter of Britain, centring on the legendary king Arthur. Medieval writers, especially the French, variously treated stories of Arthur’s birth, the adventures of his knights, and the adulterous love between his knight Sir Lancelot and his queen, Guinevere. This last situation and the quest for the Holy Grail (the vessel used by Christ at the Last Supper and given to Joseph of Arimathea) brought about the dissolution of the knightly fellowship, the death of Arthur, and the destruction of his kingdom.

(I’ve linked it with the text above.)

So,now I thought this was interesting- the destruction part. After all, it’s something I’m expecting about the Shadowhunters. Will the Clave maybe be destroyed? Or maybe Faerie will be destroyed? So,there were three things that brought on this uh Destruction.FIRST, his wife and his best buddy were going behind his back and doing them lovey-dovey stuff. And they all go on some quest to retrieve something important to them. So, this sounds like something plausible to be the plot of TWP. Maybe the Heirloom’s missing? And who goes on the quest though? Maybe they venture through Faerie? BLAH MY HEAD HURTS SOME THINGS ARE BETTER TO BE SURPRISED WITH ;)

-----I kinda scrolled back up while writing about Janus down there and remembered CLARY MIGHT BE TAKEN HOSTAGE LIKE YESS AND THEY GO FIND HER MAYBE?

3)We will defo see Christina, Mark and Kieran at some point- no worries, Emma and Julian too. Happy Couples! XD

4)So,then we can look forward to Dru and Jaime’s interactions. I am absolutely excited for this the most, as a shipper of the two. If you remember, we saw Jaime ignoring her for a while back there at the end of QOAAD and then he says “See ya at the Academy soon ig”. I really do hope they meet and hang out as friends, at least. I am excited to see what kind of trope it’s gonna be tho. Like, do they ignore each other and remain awkward until they start the adventure stuff in the book where they eventually have to talk to each other after years or smth. Or, maybe they’re really good friends rn. But, what I’ll warn y’all shippers is that they might not end up together, and could wind up as brother-sister-ish kind of best buddies. Which is equally cute a relationship imo. It’s a really sweet thing to be, really. I lowkey hope Cassie spins something beautiful for their relationship like a sibling-like best friends kind of thing. But, I feel like they might have feelings for each other in secret. Or maybe they date. Or maybe they suppress their secret-feelings for the sake of friendship later on in the book and end up having that really sweet friendship I was talking about.There are SO many options and that is precisely why I am so freaking excited.

5)JAIME ROCIO ROSALES.       Like, I have this gut feeling that he might end up being my fave male protagonist character in TSC. He’s got it ALL. Like, the sense of humour, the looks, the bubbly yet brooding personality, the quirks and OFC THE FRICKING NAME ITSELF IS CUTE AF LIKE BRUH I CANNOT WAIT TO READ ABOUT HIM.I have so much to say about Jaime but I’d rather we let ourselves simply wait for the crumbs Cassie might give us or maybe reread all his parts in TDA like I do everyday or just wait for the book to come out rather than simp for someone we know nothing about yet....

6)Ash Morgenstern.         He’s a cute lil bean.        That was random and untrue lmao. He’s not a ‘lil bean’. He’s totally badass with dem wings and all, but we know he’s soft inside for Janus and ofc Dru, I believe. I find him the most intriguing character, honestly. I would love to know what goes through his head. He’s actually, like, the one character in TSC that I don’t have all figured out. He gon surprise us all for sure tho. He is awesome. That’s all I have to say for now. And he looks up to Janus which is SO GODDAMN SWEET AHHHH. And THE WINGS I CANNOT WAIT TO READ MORE ABOUT THE WINGS IT SOUNDED SO BADASS ISTG I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT GOSH DARN IT. But he really do be a cute lil bean lowkey tho.

7)Kit and Ty LOL. I have no words really. But lemme tell you how it might go. There is definitely going to be some kind of reunion. AND THEN THAT’S WHERE IT GETS CUTE. They could either be awkward and we know what tension that gets us-perhaps some whisperings of My Watson...(?  ;) and maybe they go all sad and brooding with dem looks later OR, they could be the sweetie-pies they were before and be happy and all HIII BUDDDYYYY MISSED YAAA LESS GO BE DETECTIVES YAY BURN IT UP MAH BUDDY!! Either way it’s going to be cute af and we know it . TRUST IN CASSIE Y’ALL.I trust Cassie to let this ship sail the seven seas and seven more like it deserves.

8)Ash and Dru So, Ash has a strange lil fixation on Dru and I believe he even thought she was ‘pretty’ or something. It was definitely a good adjective, but I think he said ‘pretty’. idk but we know he likes her. and I can imagine a nice relationship. I can picture them with her hair flying in the wind and they meet for the first time or smth. IHNI WHAT IM SAYING. But, there will be DRAMA. They are going to be real cute with each other YOU CAN BET ON THAT.And, by cute I do not necessarily mean ‘Oh, you have the loveliest eyes’ or some shet like that. I have a feeling it’s going to be a case of ‘Well,that’s not weird or anything YOU WEIRDO - NO U - NO U - NO U’ However this relationship is going to go, I know that it’ll be a sweet one.And, for all you shippers of these two, I have no assurances that HE IS THE ONE or anything but he is definitely a candidate. Jaime is going to be some competition I can tell. So, idk. It depends on the Jaime x Dru ship to decide things for Ash x Dru ship imo, since it might be a no-brainer if the two have feelings for each other- I mean,Jaime is an actually perfect love interest in TSC, while Ash is strong potential Best-Friend material, so it’s ONLY if Jaime and Dru don’t like each other that way that Ash could make it as a love interest. So, if y’all wanna find out what’s in it for you guys, ask Cassie maybe about how the Jaime x Dru ship might go, the next time u wanna ask her ;)

9)Tavvy and maybe the kid Helen and Aline might have had We were getting hints of another baby, so HERE WE GO.Tavvy might have a playmate. :D. YAYYYYYYYYYY

10)Janus  I’m honestly worried about him. He is a worrisome character. I hate empathising with the antagonist, personally. AAAAHHHH . I hope we see some character development in him. I really don’t want to see him as an antagonist in the story. He’s sweet and feels cheated, but he should realise that it ain’t Jace’s fault but SEBASTIAN’S fault. I would like for him to make amends with Jace :( And, also, he might get the story started in TWP tho idk. But, seriously tho, when he went home in that short story and Ash asked, “I thought you were gone forever?” or something of that sort and he shook his head sadly and Ash went soft for him. Like, that fricking broke my heart. I love this relationship tho. And, i hope Clary and him can be good friends. But, I feel like he might end up dying to save her or smth and make us all cry . T_T

11)WHAT TF IS GOING ON WITH THE SHADOWHUNTER POLITICS RN THO?HOW AND WHERE ARE THEY ALL SURVIVING TOGETHER WHAT IS THEIR SYSTEM AND STUFF THIS IS NOT A POINT WITH POTENTIAL THEORIES COZ HONESTLY I WANT TO BE SURPRISED BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT ALL JUST BE IN HIDING AND THEN IN TWP THEY MIGHT HAVE TO COME OUT FOR A QUEST OR SMTH AND WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE SHADOWHUNTERS AT THE CLIMAX OF THIS WHOLE SERIES??? IT IS THE END OF TSC SO IM SCARED AND KINDA SAD TOO :(((((((

12)Thule We might learn more about the Thule world and maybe they restore it or maybe the Quest is in Thule. idk. we don’t know much, but Thule will most probably be explored a lot. Cassie wouldn’t have opened up Thule for no reason.

13)Zara and Emma  Showdown? Befriend e/o ? What’s in store for these two? If it’s a showdown we get to see CORTANA YAY I AM OBSESSED WITH CORTANA NOW BECAUSE OF CORDELIA AND HER OBSESSION GOSH DARN IT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME

14)BIG WAR I see a huge war coming I just know it. It’s a climax so there MUST be a big war and so I cannot wait! Feel like there’s gonna be some deaths as well. Lowkey feel like Jia might die. I can feel it. :(

15)The best-friend shadowhunter of Dru is a nice thing to look forward to! I can’t wait to read about the two! And I love the fact that Dru is finally exposed to new people. And, for anyone who’s confused as to how she goes to the Academy, in QOAAD she only said she’ll have some maturity done AFTER some years .  Those years are over and she at the Academy now hecc yeah I BELIEVE THE BFF IS CALLED THAI AND SHE’S FROM THE SPANISH INSTITUTE CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG???

16)Magnus Bane He is literally everywhere. He gon be here too. No worries for all the Magnus Bane stans. He’ll make it here without a doubt!  Good for you :).  and the entire community of shadowhunters they literally always need him  17)THE MAIN MAIN PLOT THE SHADOWHUNTERS SHOWDOWN IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO ALSO BE RELATED TO THE PRINCES OF HELL COMING TOGETHER AND I AM TOO SCARED TO LOOK TOO INTO IT BUT WE KNOW SHIZ COMING GNJODIFPEDWEFHUGBJ VM

18)THIS IS KINDA RANDOM BUT I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SELF-ESTEEM GROWTH IN DRU LIKE PLEASE SHE QUEEN MWAH