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[c4ndystarz]

• woo welcome thing •

welcome to the blog in which is mostly just reblogs and occasionally random thoughts. old host fucking poofed idk why so im here now and im making things feel more me than him. here's some info n stuff about the blog

• C4NDYSTARZ COLLECTIVE •

> Bodily 20 [09-26-2003]

> OSDD-1b, AuDHD, BPD, and who knows what else

> collective names: Candle, Kandi, Star.

> collective pronouns: they/it

THE HOST

Name: Fel the Fallen

Age: 20

Pronouns: it/they and any neos

Source: Eyeless Jack (cringe ik but whatever)

some sort of demon/vampire/former human thing? idk where the vamp part came from but whatever. into identity v, slenderverse/creepypasta, adventure time (love marceline for obvious reasons), and other stuff

• other freq. fronters •

> THORN the fallen [CO HOSSTT BOYZ !!!!!! it/its and i AM basically fels sys-sib]

> morro wu [ninjago]

> cecil gershwin palmer [wtnv] [former host]

> jerald [no source]

> cole [ninjago]

> aubrey king / pyro [team fortress 2]

> tim [marble hornets, so incredibly socially awkward]

• DNI •

dni if you are/do/support/etc any of the following. if you are a part of this list and follow/interact anyways i will bash your fucking head into a curb and and then feed your corpse to a giant snake.

basic dni criteria

proshitters

endogenic/"non traumagenic" systems

are a fucking weirdo (as in actually a horrible person weirdo, not neurodiverse and mentally ill weirdo)

cishet neurotypical man /hj

tcest or anything even remotely similar

under 15 or over 25 bodily (unless we interact first for the latter. little iffy interacting with anyone younger than 17 but we wont stop you)

against self diagnosis, neopronouns/xenogenders, polyamory

NSFW accounts

[cry-ptidd]

The gang goes out at Pride

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[britney-rosberg06]

wild wild WILD to me that at the current moment only FOUR women on the current grid qualify to be in F1 Academy next year

Everyone else either fits the age limit, two year limit, or will get automatic promotion to FRECA

Like?? That’s insane! Next year eleven new female drivers will try their hand in an F4-level series. Hopefully at least one of them will be straight from their karting program!

I have a lot of qualms about F1 Academy and how it’s run but you cannot deny the impact of bringing eleven new young female drivers into this sport would bring!

And even the fourteen women leaving F1A are not leaving motorsport! Even if they don’t get the spot in the next level they are STILL going to continue doing professional motorsport whether that be stock or rally or other open wheel or wec for what is hopefully the rest of their lives!

I have a lot of problems with F1A and it is NOT a perfect series. But you cannot deny that it has succeeded in bringing more women and made it easier for women and girls to get into motorsport

[annakwashere]

She’s gonna shoot herself directly to the moon

Dad and daughter moment

[little-pup-pip]

Dinosaurs!!

[skywitchmaja]

hoot growl it’s junior year baby!!!

[ryllen]

"I decided it's my break day today, Oh coincidentally, I'm gonna sit here, and watch you work." also it's too cute how Nemo just came run at me whenever i sat on a bench

[dontfindmeimscared]

I cant stoo thinking of how, whike Leo would've become more tech-y, he wouldn't know ANY of the technical terms. That gap would probably really hilarious because Leo seems like the kind of person to name everything in a super explanitory but funny way (since I doubt he had much else for comedy in the pd except for his thoughts)

Donnie will hammer the proper tech terms into him... eventually... maybe

[adastra121]

Beautiful and mysterious, the blue water lily lines the rivers that flow through the land like fate through life.

In temples close to the water, the aquatic blooms are often used to brew calming remedies for sleep and dreaming. Some believe that this flower may even bring dreams of your destiny.

Template is from @redspringstudio.

Other OC Flower Bios:

Alon the Stray Hound (Spotted Touch-Me-Not)

Jin the Abandoned Alchemist (Plum Blossom)

[anatomical-puppet]

it’s that time of year again !!!! new meet the artist :)

[icantdothistodaybruh]

Was thinking about organizing all merch I've gathered over the year for a loooong time, and finally got myself a day to do so... AND i'M SO HAPPY WITH IT AJJDFSKOASAKS CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF IT

Most of it is from the ones of my favorite artists - висит груша and Forte.khom, some stuff is my own, the rest was gifted to me by friends (I love u all beyond any comprehension) Will be hanging this beauty right on top of this little exhibition💅💅💅

[peculiarbeauty]

𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖒𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 , 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉. 𝖎 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖘𝖔 𝖒𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞'𝖛𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖙 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉. mutuals only and highly selective belle blog from beauty and the beast written and adored by rose. personals and minors , do not interact.

[pinstripe-doodles]

been sat on this one for a while because ive got mixed feelings about it but hey

curse au iz + jim

[luckynumberthreed]

Work selfie pt.2

[volivolition]

perceppy doodles, with my usual headcanons of "whatever harry's seeing showing up in the mist" and "whenever harry's not using a sense, it shows up on perception." suddenly trapped in a dark room? pop! you have eyes again! and then some froggy hat coffee tasting :3 i love my senses <3