#thunderscience

[themage9062]

Rivals has dragged me down into the niche pit of GammaHammer content and the disturbing lack of it

I swear the ship is right up so many peoples alleys but I'm grasping at scraps and staring at tumbleweeds WHERE ARE YOU

This is not a cry for help it is a declaration for more

[lucky-cleric]

Thor: Bruce makes me feel things. It makes me want to do nice things for him to make him happy

Tony: Thor, I think you just have a crush on him

Thor: but I don’t wish to crush him?

[captainenjolras]

Thor: secrets secrets are no fun unless you tell me because I want to know them please let me know

Bruce: I’m pretty sure that’s not how the saying goes

[superiorkenshi]

[herbirdglitter]

Silly little thorbruce fanfic

[shulamite]

Turning fanfic into epubs

[tj-dragonblade]

Fanfic question 1 for your Thor/Bruce “You think this troubles me?”

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

The Fic

Choosing to interpret the question as a simple 'What inspired you to write this fic?' Okay, so. There was a notable shift in Thor's characterization in Ragnarok from the movies that had come before, and I wanted to address it with Watsonian reasoning. And one of the earliest headcanons I had from back in 2012 was that the way Thor talked was something of a turn-on for Bruce, so those two things dovetailed very nicely with the 'You think this troubles me?' prompt question and this little ficlet was born.

Behind the Scenes Author Asks

[alex-wizard-413]

:/ i fail to see what is the issue. The real question is "Why would a giant science corp need me, the living embodiment of "fuck you got mine" to the evry concept of magic, to talk to some shark people?" Literally every non-feral anthrogyneomorph species known across the multiverse is capable of understand human speech, and either learn human or human-adjacient languages OR teach other humans their language.

*notices your stare of Bro What R U Yapping About*

Uh- ok so lemme rephrase. So. It is widely known that i am one of at least 37 RECORDED (serious emphasis on that one) wizard and/or magic attuned beings with special status. Others are Faye (Fey-Vampire with both life and death powers), Mon (genuine Erotomancy), That one shroom satyr guy (island-limited technical omnisight because every blue-capped shroom is part of one giant network of fungi that serve as a massive CCTV system), and the myconid witch (had rot based memery but then realized that shes basically the Doctor from Doctor Who except shaped like a 2mt slugcat).

Now. With that said. If all they need is a traslator, they could've gotten one at the main hub of the island. Which means that whatever tf im here for, is NOT "talking to the one piece fishmen temu edition becaise their language is one of the unrecorded ones". They may have SOME ability i am not aware of, since this is the first time i even HEARD of this Thunderscience Institution or whatever tf is this place named.

Heyy, did you miss us? Betcha did element-boy, but regardless... you are being "surprise adopted", don't resist or your legs might break!

- @rage-the-symbiote

(Blinks blankly)

(Sighs) do you have like. A box where i can fit. I have questions but you look like you need to hu-

(Yawn) (sleep is important lol)

Waa... also hey... you're that klyntarr my creator told me... Rage, isnt it?

You look cool ngl. Where is the box to put me in. I wanna do my best nezuko impression

ᗜ _ᗜ <- pure autism

[dadstielkline]

i don't fully trust anyone who hates thorbruce bc why??? like they are so wholesome and unproblematic it makes no sense to hate them

[imposterogers]

actually one of my favorite thor & bruce scenes is when they’re talking about escaping sakaar and bruce goes ‘that looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an einstein-rosen bridge’ and thor says ‘we need [a ship] that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity’ and they slowly move closer to each other riffing about science thinking ‘omg he’s so fucking hot smart’ and looking into each others eyes while valkyrie drinks in the background 

[ancientsstudies]

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

[spinchling]

Thor in a staged voice: Oh no, we're under the missile's toes, whatever shall we do?

Bruce *pinching the bridge of his nose*: Thor, it's Valentine's Day...

[captainenjolras]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

[allthemarrowoflife]

okay, listen.

i'm obsessed with the idea of thor settling down and taking up witchcraft as a way to reconnect with his family and throw a big fuck you to his people's old belief that you can either be a strong warrior or a magic user, not both, and that being the later is unbecoming for the royal family of odin the allfather, responsible for setting an example for their people. he remembers the weird looks and disappointed stares loki used to deal with for that exact reason, remembers frigga starting to tie her hair up and only use her abilities in front of her children, when no one else was around.

except he's on midgard now and wants to also honour his love for this realm, so instead of studying the illusions and the elaborate spellwork of asgardian magic, he takes up earth magic. and i don't mean the ancient sorcery of doctor strange and the other masters of the mystic arts. i mean actual earth human magic, with plants and oils and balms and incenses and crystals.

he grows his herbs with the utmost love and care in the backyard of his and bruce's cottage in new asgard, uses them for tea and smoke cleasing and healing.

he keeps dozens of little crystals on their bedside, gives them the purpose of helping with sleep and nightmares and depression and anxiety.

he, too, was raised by a witch, so he, too, can see with more than eyes, even if he doesn't know the technicalities of what he's doing or how he knows that stuff, so divination and intuition and dream work are particularly easy for him.

he times his appointments with the placements of stars and planets and dives deep back into his love for astronomy.

he uses the water from his storms to water the plants and make baths to that bring strength.

i don't know, i just love the mental image of this norse god bigger than a fridge painting his nails with colours that match his intent for the week, fussing over his small scientist husband with lavender and chamomile tea because "you are stressed and anxious, my love, i brewed this for you, my herbs were fresh", walking around his beloved little cottage burning dried rosemary to clean the energy, getting excited about the phases of the midgardian moon, when wanda shows up ultra powerful with her chaos magic and goes "i'm a witch" he answers "oh norns, me too!!!", leaving everyone else completely confused.

LET THOR BE A WITCH LIKE HIS MOTHER AND HIS SIBLING. PLEASE. I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

[thesunbettershineonthemagain]

just had a dream last night where bruce banner was gifted a guitar as a wedding gift so he and thor went into the village and bruce played the guitar while thor sang to the little kids in town and AAAAAAAA i loved it so much it’s canon now

[baffling-bisexual-quack]

Thor: No, no, you misunderstood me. I’m not calling you “babe” as in short for “baby”, I’m calling you “beyb” as in short for “beyblade”. Let it rip.

Bruce: He is not my boyfriend.