#tigresses

[too-hot-to-hoot]

Mother tigers who are not to be tested.

[watching-pictures-move]

Put On Your Raincoats | Tigresses and Other Man-eaters (Sarno, 1979)

With most anthologies, the interstitial segments are mere connective tissue, but here, they feature Samantha Fox going to town on a dick while making lots of eye contact with the camera and singing the praises of sexually assertive women. They’re super hot and definitely the best part of the movie. To be honest, the movie probably rips off the same device from Teenage Fantasies, where Rene Bond sets up each segment while sucking on a dick, but it’s a good idea and worth ripping off. Imagine if more anthologies were stitched together in this way. I’m not saying Creepshow would have been improved by Samantha Fox beej, but Creepshow 2? Definitely.

As for the rest of the movie… eh. I fully concede that had I watched this back in the day with the other preverts in the porno theatre going about their business, I might have enjoyed this, but trying to watch it as an actual movie I found it a bit of a challenge. I think the movie miscalculates pretty severely by a) not having any dialogue once the actual sex starts and going instead for heavy breathing and the like, and b) running more than an hour and a half. There is a sense of intimacy to the way the sex is filmed, but when the lack of dialogue dampens the screen presences of the cast, so the style doesn’t provide much of a charge. The calculus seems the most off with the final segment, a group scene centred around Vanessa Del Rio playing a managing director for a company that does business with Latin American countries. The gimmick here is that Del Rio doesn’t understand a word of English and the guys she does business with don’t understand a lick of Spanish, and there is some novelty to Del Rio speaking Spanish with subtitles (along with showing off her dance moves), but the movie totally undermines this tension when it cuts out all the dialogue during the sex. Given how fiery and vocal a performer Del Rio can be, I found this pretty unfortunate. Also, this segment runs almost forty minutes, which is a long time when you don’t have much in the way of plot or screen presences to lean on.

Anyway, the most memorable scene through sheer kink factor is the one featuring Denise and Diane Sloan, who are not great actresses, but happen to be twins, which the scene capitalizes on. Listen, there’s probably some movie magic here in terms of clever blocking and editing, but the two get a little too close for comfort, if you catch my drift. Eventually this turns into a threesome with John Black as one of their boyfriends (I’m not gonna pretend I know which one, which is why I would never take the two of them on a double date), who proposes to solve their fractured sororal bonds through the magic of polyamory. So I guess this perverted but kinda hot tale of twincest has a happy ending.

Also George Payne has a beard in this, and it’s a good look. But yeah, I was kinda hoping Joe Sarno would bring some of that Bergman flavour in terms of characterization from the last movie of his I watched, but such influence is not visible in the end result.

[buggachat]

yet another successful day for Team Miraculous. let's wrap it up, gang. what would paris do without us

[cronchy-baguette]

[do you think of me as I do of you?]

or tigress and viper + tigress's unimaginable beef with tai lung

[schsas]

aged up christmas reveal with a baby!! happy holidays to the world's coolest person @frostedpuffs!!!

comic about frostedpuffs' minibug au (<- read more) for ashville's secret santa

⚠️ADRIEN ISNT THE FATHER! Minibug's father isn't important to the story.

[grimnocs]

More miraculous doodles ft chat n tigress banter

[ursiday]

I miss you so bad babygirl

[1alchemistart]

saw purple tigress's design for the first time. i had two big opinions: 1, not purple enough, and 2, her hair could be more juleka in vibes. so JKSDFSD

[ltwilliammowett]

Kitty in the rigging - Tigress aboard Barque Picton Castle, 2018

[nehezt]

taste

[dannnnnny666]

Day 12: Time Travel

“Sooooo Phantom, do ya have any siblings?” Kid Flash asked as he tried to make small talk with the newest recruit to the team.

A few days ago, Young Justice was called to a meeting by Batman where he introduced their new team mate, Phantom. Phantom was a tough looking dude, he was jacked and towered over them all, even Conner!

Batman didn’t give them much information about the guy but apparently John Constentine was the one who suggested him for the team since he needed “community service hours”.

The dude was currently drinking some soda next to the computer as Red Robin searched for any new info on their latest mission. He turned his attention away from the can, and stared at Wally, his red eyes piercing into his soul.

“Why?” 

“Well we are all about to go on a mission together and none of us really know you so I think it’d be best if we all got to know you better,” that was half true. Mostly Wally was just being nosey, but the dude really did make everyone nervous since he was this really tough dude with blood red eyes and apparently was here because John Constentine said he needed community service hours???? Constentine typically say some wild shit, but what the fuck do you mean by community service? Wally knows you can’t use those for school, he’s tried, and what else gave you community service? Juvie and prison!!

Phantom stared at him hard for a few seconds, his eyes searing into the back of Wally’s skull before saying, “Okay fine”.

The answer surprised everyone in the room, I mean the guy had barely even spoken the last few days and had rejected every question about his personal life.

“Depending on how you see it, I have 2 to 4 siblings”

“Is your father a serial adopter too?” Tim joked.

“Yes and no”

“Huh?” 

“It’s pretty complicated,” Phantom shrugged, seemingly deciding to end the conversation there and taking another swig of his drink.

However, Tim, out of annoyances of every attempt to get to know this jerk being thwarted and a bit of confidence his family was more complicated, decided to challenge Phantom’s statement.

“Ehh, it probably isn’t as complicated as my family, we got about 50 more siblings adopted each month, all with lots much trauma”

At this, Phantom narrowed his eyes at Tim.

“I see what your doing, your trying to get me to talk tell you guy more about my family by acting like yours are more insane”

“Am I?” Tim asked, trying to hide the shivers going down his spine from the way Phantom was staring at him.

Phantom to a huge swig of his soda, emptying it and throwing it into the garbage, before fully turning to Tim.  

“You’re lucky I am always good for competitions, now sit down this is going to take a bit”

Tim gladly obliged and soon everyone sat around Phantom as if it were storytime in kindergarten.

“Okay, so at first I only had an older sister and my parents” Phantom began, “but then they died because of a mistake I made and I had to move in with my evil godfather”

Megan raised her hand and asked, “Isn’t a godfather someone who is very close to the family? Why would your parents choose an evil person?”

“‘Cause my dad was oblivious to this and though they were good friends even though the dudes tried to kill him multiple times”

“I see,” Megan lowered her hand, no less confused.

“There I went mad with grief and had him remove my humanity and tried to kill all of humanity”

“I think that was a bit of an overreaction,” Wally joked.

“You tried to kill all of humanity? Why weren’t we told of this when it happened?” Kaldur'ahm asked.

“That was in a different timeline, I was a big enough problem that they gods tried to kill the younger version of me to stop me, so to avoid dying, my younger version decide to try to defeat me and the only reason he did was cause I was underestimating him,” Phantom emphasized the last part because he had to stress he didn’t not lose to a 15 year old boy because he was weaker than him.

“What happened next?,” Artemis asked, completely inraptured in the story.

“I was then imprisoned for sometime before escaping, causing problems and then realizing that causing younger mean the same pain I experienced won't bring my loved ones back,” Phantom continued to explain, “so I am now going to therapy, doing community service, and got the majority of my powers taken away”.

“Is your therapist open to seeing new patients?” Konner asked.

“No, but this timelines version of my sister is and she has a lot of experience so I can give you her number instead”

“Sure, that’ll work”

“Okay,” Phantom said before writing her number down and handing it to Konner, “The thing is I can’t go back to living with my real parents because they don’t know that I am Phantom so I have to go back to living this timelines version of my godfather”

“You gotta be kidding me” Tim groans.

“Exactly what I said!!” Phantom put his arm up defensively, “Fortunately, this version is a little better, he is no longer tiring to kill my dad and has stopped chasing after my mom, he did clone the other of me and now there is a genderbent version of him but my godfather treats her like a princess and will not stop spoiling her, which I am also guilty of”

Phantoms continues to explain more and in the back of Tim's mind he remembers he was supposed to be doing something but honestly this conversation was too good to care.

“Anyways that's how I technically have 2 to 4 siblings, Jazz and Elle are permanently my sisters and I love them so much, and even though the other Jazz is technically the same as this Jazz, I still think of her as someone else, someone I miss dearly. Also if I considered this Jazz my sister, I guess I’d have to considered the other me as my brother”

“Damn bitch your family is crazy” Wally said, happy he finally managed to get through Phantom’s tough skin.

As they finished up their storytime, the Zeta-tubes activated and Red Tornado and an upset looking Batman walked to the group.

“You all were supposed to leave thirty minutes ago”

[zoe-oneesama]

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[iamespecter]

Ah yes, the one guy I like vs the five other femme fatales

I did the thing that I saw one other mutual do!!! honestly, it was VERY hard to pick for most of these (save for Caine and Glamrock Chica) because I ADORE a LOT of characters. And doing this honestly makes me realize just how much I gravitate towards characters that are doomed by the narrative or their scriptwriters one way or another

My current favorite is Caine because it's pretty much self-explanatory, he is my current blorbo. My scrunkly. My precious lil scrunkler guy

Chica is my comfort character. She literally raised me alongside Freddy Fazbear when I was going through one of the toughest moments of my life, living with my abusive dad (and yes the chicken and the bear are so married to me and me only)

Master Tigress save me you were taken from me by the fourth film and I will NEVER live that down

Where do I even start with Six from Little Nightmares. By god, this poor yellow raincoat wearing child of mine. I both love and hate just how hopeless her story is. People say that the ending of the first game ends with her escaping via a boat, but I really don't think so. I think she's stuck at the Maw because I keep saying it, THE BOAT DROPPING THE GUESTS LEFT. THERE IS NO "OTHER BOAT". IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. (before this becomes a ramble, I'm gonna stop it right there.)

I'm VERY guilty of liking Lucy Wilde from Despicable me because I hate the franchise (the first film was good), but by god, IS SHE THE FUNNIEST SHIT. To me, she literally carries the films she's in, she inspired one of my main OCs' humor and even appearance. I don't care about Gru, or the villains, or the girls, just give me more Lucy.

GLAMROCK CHICA MY BELOVED I AM GOING DOWN ON MY KNEES RN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME I'M PUTTING ALL OF MY POINTS IN THE RIZZ STATS PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE BABYGIRL OINE CHANCE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE (I am Glamrock Chica's #1 fan and I will always be angry at Scott for what he's doing to her and her variants)

sigh,,,, what I ever did to like such characters that I know will end up crushing my heart one way or another, I don't know but I do know that at the very least, I have the power to diverge from canon as an artist

[pichichustudios]

Them 🥰🥰🥰

[sillysiluriforme]

i had a vision while doing the dishes but when i started i realized i don't like purple tiger's design at all so i had to redesign her too . i dont care too much about the side friends but i thought juleka's little episode was really sweet i love that she gets to be the tank of the team i wish her name was less stupid.

[schsas]

purple tigress/pigella lovesquare + vanilla julerose, enjoy!