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puppadumz · 2 years
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Over 40 podcasts on the Not Yet Started list in my notes app. 17 on my Mid Listen section.
Am I starting over SCP: Find Us Alive instead of listening to those other podcasts on the list?
Yes, yes I am.
Episode 05 Dash Two is just perfection. Raddagher's introduction is *chef's kiss*. Literally burst out laughing even though I've already heard it before. This is my comfort podcast.
The reveal.
Records has toilet wine.
The monster.
Spoilers in tags.
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mo-mode · 9 months
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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dougielombax · 1 year
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A truly vulgar and uncivilised wine.
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blighted-lights · 2 months
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old lady grouchy wine aunt ravage. you agree.
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tabieeee · 3 months
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Chief Engineer Whistle
she/they/he/all/whatever (they have ~all~ the gender)
Whistle is well-liked by their engineering crew for their cheerful and casual personality
Though many have learned the hard way that your boss being fun doesn't mean she won't give you hell for messing around at the wrong time
They are smart about people and see through their bullshit
She likes quietly tricking or trolling folks, either to teach them a lesson, catch them on a lie, or to just plain annoy them for the fun of it
Chill & friendly
Clever & perceptive
Neglectful & overconfident
Shit at planning and organizing
Loves guns, makes guns, carries a gun. gun.
Gives nicknames to almost everyone
Cares for and embarrasses her titan in front of other people
Whistle is an expert on offense/artillery, they have a system of cables/rope setup at the Speaker base and a harness to basically Tarzan around the titan's hangar.
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xansored · 1 month
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hanakou-often · 4 months
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AAAAAAAA I should've posted this yesterday but nonetheless Happy pride month!!! Celebrating with the sillies AND a gay-pop icon (Chappell Roan)
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abba-enthusiast · 4 months
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Son of a bitch just put your shoes on the fucning shoe rack
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ronanlynchbf · 1 year
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saying "this is unbearable" abt things yet still continuing to bear them. give it up for the human spirit everyone 🙏👆👍💪💪💪❗❗❗
#guy who has given up 999999999 times but has then kept going 1000000000000 times despite it..#this is abt aforementioned work situations and also new awful work situation. this time i got yelled at by a customer bc i wouldn't leave#when i opened the glass case for them which is like. a showcase with these glass doors that only employees can open with specific keys in#which the more expensive bags & jewelry & watches etc reside and if a customer asks if we can open it so they can view or try on a thing#inside we have to stay by them until they're done looking or trying on and have decided they're gonna take it (or not) because we have had#things stolen so many times here u wouldn't believe. so we're told to stay thus i had to stay till she was finished and she didn't rlly lik#that one i guess.. anyway while i do not give a shit what a random woman thinks of me i am very bad with getting yelled at so. fun times.#still red in the face as i'm typing this. it's fine though i didn't cry 👍 a near thing though but that's also fine i'm gonna go to the#staff toilets and sneak my trusty wired earphones in with me and listen to whale song until i've calmed down#can't wait to get home and eat and shower and get in my sweatpants and drink a beer or possibly some wine and watch attorney woo and then#later this evening play a game on the ps5 with my siblings and eat late-night snacks and drink another beer or possibly some more wine and#forget all about the start of this day <33333 and scroll through tumblr somewhere in between there and also do my duolingo lest i lose my#stupid streak. peace n love on planet earth once i get home <3333#r.txt
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tiny-huts · 1 year
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dnd was great tonight. We made the most potent laxatives known to god
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i think the scope of like the history of the earth is so scary. like pangea freaks me out. dinosaurs freak me out. i don’t like space. all of these things are so big and my mind feels very small
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angeltannis · 2 years
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ok I finished New Tales in just over 24 hours and I LOVED IT SO MUCH 😭 I adored the characters, especially Anu and Octavio, I thought the humor MOSTLY (def not entirely lol) landed, which was more than I was expecting from initial trailers and stuff, and I loved getting to explore more lore about magical creatures besides just Vault monsters and sirens!
I managed to save every (heroic) character except one whom I don’t think can be saved (big sad about that 🥺 ) . I’m hearing there are endings where major characters are just stated to have died off-screen lmao and that’s wild
I gotta admit one thing midway through, tho… namely the random appearance of a certain old character in a certain role without a BIT of explanation lmao …COMPLETELY threw me off, and made it hard to focus on the rest of the scene bc it was so jarring. Who the fuck decided THAT was gonna be a thing??
Overall tho, I REALLY enjoyed this game. I’d almost say I enjoyed it more than the first one, because I resonated a lot more with these characters than the OG Tales ones. I WAS happy to see a certain someone crop up at the very end, though!
Baph’s Autism Score™ : 10 / 10 skateboards
Slightly more objective score: probably like a 7.5 / 10
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raddagher · 1 year
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Protection from his drinking habits
he's determined to maintain his drinking habits he is drinking literally the worst alcohol known to man
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bibleofficial · 1 year
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after basking in the glow of my pettiness - writing on the mirror ‘would an adult leave their nail clippings on the shared vanity’ 4 my brother - karma got me, bc i accidentally knocked a fucking cactus onto my bed
#stream#i’m#u know what i was fucking right i don’t care#i knocked it at 1.06a & it is now 1.43a literally im using a folded towel as a pillow ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLA like#now i’ve got to do SO much laundry & fucking vacuum i’m going to end it all#BUT OH MY GOD ???? MY BROTHER IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS UR ALMOST 24 HOW DID U NOT FUCKING CLEAN UP UR NAIL CLIPPINGS#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ????? WHAT IS WRONG W U !!! HE CANT EVEN FUCKING CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WHEN HE FINISHES IT OH MY GOD !!!!!!!#like ‘why doesn’t he have a girlfriend’ mum look at this#U LOOK AT THIS#this is what u got#bc i’m going to kill myself#i want to smoke soooooooo bad but it’s ok bc i’ve chugged a glass of wine & then remembered i can get high & now i’m chillin#1.47a & livin the dream#if i start looking at myself & my surroundings i will have a breakdown#like omg at the fucking meeting on friday we had coworkers that graduated come back for what reason idk it was nice to see them but they’re#like ‘if u want. a gap year or 2 before grad school go ahead like u should do that’ & im like mama …#i’ve been in school for like 6.5-7 years …. like + minimester + summer courses 😭😭 like break ?#if i took a break i literally would not go back to school#like ALSKALKSLAKSLAKALA#& i need to fucking apply to grad schools still FOR THIS FUCKING FALL#like y’all ….#i’m going to KERMIT#like i-#i’m also just toyin in my head like#y’all what if i just fucking go to japan#like#it’s so unhinged like do u speak japanese ? no i fuckign do not but i DO know that u can get languages courses (intensive) for good prices#so i know i could learn japanese#like bro#why not
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baddingtonbitch · 1 year
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do people really hate the new post editor this much? i've been using it for a while now bc it let's me change the size and colour of text and post more than 10 images but apparently gifmakers are like threatening to leave tumblr over the upcoming change?? like i don't consider myself a real gifmaker i just do them for fun and my standards are obvs not as high as ppl who do it for real because i've been using the new editor and when i look at my gifs on my blog on desktop and on my phone it looks fine to me...but there's people who are like saying the new editor makes gifs look so bad that they're going to stop making them entirely and leave tumblr? buh? whuh??
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solradguy · 2 years
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The dragon motorbikes are only around £20 each! If you search myth and magic tudor mint there's a reseller on etsy
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OGHOUOUGHOUGHOHGGHH IT'S A WIZARD..........
Thank you so much!!! Definitely keeping an eye on these.
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