#transformers humor

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Hot take joke bit- Arcee's helm vaguely resembles a transformation cog, which the Functionist Council emulate. The twelve of them arguably overcompensating for not being (trans) women unlike 'Cee, and get angry about the capacity for change. Huh wait- why is this familiar.

Of course Arcee’s helm only takes up this look in EXRID (her helm also looks like this in G1 and Cyberverse), not the look she had from her initial reformatting surgery from Jhiaxus. So we rewrote this joke:

Arcee: hey Jhiaxus do you think you could code in some audial buns with grooves for the CNA surgery? Like a transformation cog, since I'm trans. Doesn't have to be 1 for 1, just reminiscent.

Jhiaxus: of course my lady (proceeds to not do that because it doesn’t fit his idea of a woman)

Arcee, later: Jhiaxus is such a transmedicalist scraphead

Later, the Functionist Council: we are the pinnacle cog of alt mode and police body shape

EXRID Arcee after her surgery from Ratchet: Fragging finally I have my helm-shape that loudly declares my transness. It’s so lovely <3

All we're saying is this is good fanfic material stuff (of something that clearly wasn't intentional) with real parallels of how hateful cis folks will appropriate transformational/realization symbology/aesthetic and deny anyone seeking a better fit for themselves, trans or no. We might through this into the next chapter of Addendum to have this comment in there when she looks in the mirror

the responses we got from servers we’re on include:

the council making their heads into t-cogs and whatnot is the equivalent of chuds online being like "my gender is stupid asshole and my pronouns are fuck/you" 

Arcee is so cool

[g1rumble]

Bull-dozing

[virovac]

Decepticon blackmarket goods

Starscream coronation coins [most of the few created were destroyed in panic after Galvatron took over]

Mixmaster’s Syk-enhanced circuit-booster modules

A giant t-shirt that says “I made out with Rampage and Survived and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”. Practically unwearable by most due to most Decepticons altmode kibble (but its not something you probably want to wear in public anyway)

[feel free to contribute]

[madame-helen]

[swervesfirstblaster]

best tf scene ever

[guinevereslancelot]

having old people hobbies is all fun and games until u meet other young people and they're like "so what do you do for fun?" n u have to say birdwatching

[marinatedsaltea]

The context was cubed

[sarcastic-clapping]

already seeing people who clearly don’t understand that a lot of us who are upset about what happened to marwa in this episode aren’t upset about the characters’ in-universe morality but the real life misogyny and racism in the way that this plot was handled lol

[hotkellynixe]

Does my cock make you want to nut on me horny 😜 🤭 Tell me in my DM how my 🍆 makes you feel now 👉👌and gets some more 🍆🍆💦

[raythed3m0n]

Art that disturbs the comforted comforts the disturbed…

(cw: suic1d3 joke(technically???))

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haven’t drawn the goober in a while 😔

[unhingedtransformers]

Season 2 | Episode 9 | Autobot bootcamp

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Why did we put an hour into this meme instead of writing a bit more fic than we did at least. We’ll write more later but wow hyperfocus distraction hour while rereading how the fuck Luna 1 and the Bronze Harvest went down

[g1rumble]

Rumble: That’s gotta be the biggest booty I’ve ever seen!

Frenzy:  That’s not a butt! That’s a water tower!

[fangirlingpuggle]

can you make a sentinel and blackarachnia in tfp

Hey there,

So Sentinel in TFP, think he’d get humbled very fast. Just he starts mouthing off that he’s second in command after ultra magnus.

Ultra Magnus:…yeah I am not in charge Optimus is

Sentinel: OPTIMUS? That worthless maintenance bot he* turns around and then slowly looks up to see Optimus*

Sentinel:…

Sentinel:whatthefuck?

Sentinel pretty much has to shut up as no one is buying any of his bullshit. He also is pretty disbelieving that this Optimus is an alternate version of his Optimus he’d lie and say because his Optimus could be a leader like this but really, he’s internally frisking out and worried Optimus this war-torn and old and clearly tired fighting for eons.

He is having protective friend instincts and trying verry hard not to.

Sentinel is also terrified of the Decepticons who are way worse than the ones he knows. Megatron especially.

Her’s also pretty sure Megatron is fliting with Optimus… and they may be ex’s he is nto sure and way to scared to ask to does not want to touch that with a ten-foot pole… he’s also reexamining his universes Megatron’s interactions with his universes Optimus.

(He doesn’t want to give a shovel talk to Megatron he truly doesn’t)

Blackarachnia she is also super shocked by this universes autobots and Decepticons and any plans of a coup are thrown out the window as soon as she see’s this universes Megatron. She is glad there are no alternate versions of Lugnut and Blitzwing she doesn’t want to even what they’d be like.

The Decepticons are untrusting of her until they realize she is not an alternate version of Airachnid, after that kinda fascinated by techno organic Megatron starts asking about her universe… and her Universes Optimus she’s not sure why, though as soon as she mentions Starscream is immortal he just kinda nopes out apparently not wanting to even think about that universe. Even more so when she mentions starscreams clones.

Knockout actually gets along well with her, as soon as he realizes she is nothing to do with Airachnid, they gossip about each universe.

She is not sure what to do about the fact that Optimus and Megatron have or had a thing. She is so curious but also oh primus no I do not want to know anything… but I must tell me everything.

She sees Optimus across battle field and is just like what the fuck? She sees Sentinel who is nodding giving her the I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK look.

The two end up meeting up and talking, (gossiping) and piecing together what the fuck is going on with this universe, that Megatron and Optimus were/are a thing, Unicorn is real and MEGATRON AND OPTIMUS ARE A THING.

They also realize those 2 working out their shit would probably end the war in this unverse and that maybe that might carry over to theirs. Even if neither of them want to think about Optimus and Megatron as a couple, they remind themselves it’s for the good of the universe

When they get back to TFA verse Optimus is shocked that they are not only getting along but also truly so confused by the really really odd talk he gets about not overworking himself being a leader, things he needs to do once he takes over the autobots (Because after seeing that universe Sentinel and Blackarachnia have agreed yeah he’s gonna end up in charge… we are going to be joint second in command cause 1) power and 2) we’ve realized we actually care about him and don’t want him dead) but mostly they are criticizing his taste in mech and that a peace treaty based on marriage may be good but they want to give a shovel talk first.

Optimus is pretty sure they both have brain damage.

[just-a-random-transformers-nerd]

Seekers Head cannons :D

Skywarp <3

• he's probably the most helpful seeker aside from Thundercracker

• he would definitely refer to the seekers as his brother's

• he's very loud, but he doesn't do it on purpose

• he get's way too excited for the smallest things

• a pro at making Starscream annoyed/angry

• clinically stupid, he only has two brain cells and only one of them work at a time

• like, nothing goes on in his head most of the time

• doesn't even know where he is or what's going on most of the time

• Megatron only likes him because he can teleport

• has teleported into a wall multiple times

• sometimes teleports to random places where he didn't intend to go and gets lost

• doesn't pay attention to where he's going when he's flying (has flown into trees and mountains before)

• him and Rumble definitely have beef

(Why did Rumble fly like that lol???)

• literally trips over his own feet randomly

• Sound wave definitely finds Skywarp annoying

• is actively avoided by Thundercacker

• he's got that angsty teen energy

• he likes to collect rocks during missions

• he definitely does tricks in the air just for fun

• sometimes he actively tries to annoy everyone and always succeeds

• just caries random stuff sometimes (like rocks, sticks, machine parts, tools, etc.)

• he likes to bonk Soundwaves mini cassettes on the head with empty paper towel rolls

• he likes to try and hols Ravage like a cat

• surprisingly has never been hit by Megatron

•he definitely went through an Emo phase.

[catloaf9]

Meanwhile in Transformers Botbots:

Botbots are like housecats. The Transformers are the big cats.😂