#transformers quotes

[starscreams-crown]

[rex-underscore-ink]

So far, this is my FAVORITE transformers quote (even surpassing "I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" and "is de aror borhhs! de aror borts!!")

MEGATRON!

I M M O B I L I Z E D

H U M A N

E S C A P E S

LIKE??

MY WIFE AND I HAD TO REWIND THAT SCENE AT LEAST FIVE TIMES BEFORE WE COULD REFOCUS ON THE EPISODE

[twitchyloser]

Sentinel: You, tiny! Step out from behind your overgrown pal!

Bulkhead: I don’t think he remembers us.

Bumblebee: And that’s just how I wanna keep it-

[blue-inferno]

Jazz: "Cliffjumper! You catch any of that?"

Cliffjumper: "You mean the screaming?! The horror?! Followed by more screaming?!"

Jazz: "Uh, yeah that'd be it..."

[waytoobsessed]

I CANT WITH BULKHEAD

“You guys wont believe the day i had!”

*sees arachnid in stasis chamber*

*pause*

“You too huh?”

[thequarryryansimp]

When you fall you to will join my army

[kawareo]

Co-Captaining

Megs' side profile is so fun to draw

Inspired by this post by @cyber-streak-2

[lucidloving]

@redpi11 // Anaïs Nin // @kfkx // Jennifer Willoughby, "The Sun is Still a Part of Me" // Jorge Luis Borges, "A New Refutation of Time" // Euripides, Medea (trans. Oliver Taplin) // Jenny Slate, Little Weirds // Keaton St. James, "September Affirmation (Don't Be Afraid)" // @kfkx // Czeslaw Milosz, "Late Ripeness" (trans. Robert Haas)

[i-am-confused-always]

Optimus: Today I realized I’m old.

Ratchet: What happened?

Optimus: I fell at the mess hall and instead of laughing, Bumblebee came running to see if I was okay.

Ratchet: …

Optimus: I saw the fear in his eyes

[transfrmrs]

Rodimus: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors Rodimus: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats. Rodimus: At the top floor is Drift with a gun

[lazyhomestay]

"You are the living embodiment of the Decepticon ideal and are merely a step away from completely embracing it."

[starscreams-crown]

Bumblebee: "It's not the... He's not like that."

Starscream: "Hey, I've been where you are, Bumblebee."

Bumblebee: "Dead?"

Starscream: "Ha ha. No. I trusted a leader who said all the right things."

[sandskillart]

the fact astarion is a magistrate is so funny to me

[twitchyloser]

Ultra Magnus: If it’s all the same to you, we’ll just retrieve the Allspark and be on our way.

Bumblebee: Yeah… Uh… About the Allspark… Funny story Uhm… It kinda…

Bulkhead: Blew up.

Ultra Magnus: WHAT?!

[blue-inferno]

Bumblebee: What am I? Dont you mean who?

Wheeljack: He's a pain the the ass, that's what he is

I ll never get over Jackie's sassy 'Im-taking-no-shit' attitude in WFC! 🤣

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Lately, a lot of you have been erratic, unreliable, downright sloppy.

Megatron: Not you, Soundwave. You’re doing great.