My favorite thing ever about Anti-Cosmo and the Head Pixie is that you look at Anti-Cosmo and it's like-
"Oh, this is the stereotypical evil villain who is flamboyant, intelligent, suave, and in control! All the other magical antagonists probably defer to him." And then you actually watch him and he does stuff like-
Throw away his wand
Fly in circles at record speeds
Run away from confrontation
Write with colored pens and change color every sentence
Throw paper airplanes
Crash into things
Throw tantrums
Read comic books
Fly a private jet despite being able to fly and teleport
Keep cows in his castle
Keep a cat in his pocket
Stand on the fancy dining table
Pretend to be a scone
Break character as a scone by running away laughing
Defer to H.P. even in his own castle
Defer to his son even in his own castle
Raise an anti-fairy child with H.P. for some reason that's never explained, but which Jorgen has photo evidence of ?? You raised an anti-fairy with the leader of the Pixies ??
Also, knows H.P. and Jorgen well enough to recognize when Jorgen is actually H.P. in disguise??
And there's H.P. who wears a nice suit, works at Pixies Incorporated in the big city, and talks about puppeting people, so you approach thinking "Okay, this is the strict boss who wants all the paperwork filed. He represents why you shouldn't make deals with fairies because he has all these complicated contracts and he's not going to allow wiggle room. Dull and boring; got it."
But it turns out he likes to-
Go to raves
Sing rap songs
Breakdance
Spin on his head and drill into the floor
Wear flowers
Get drunk
Hang out in the hot tub
Climb on people's shoulders
Build miniature models
Fist bumps and finger guns
Call people "Dude"
Draw skulls on things
Say "Gasp" instead of gasping
Get up from his desk and dance around, announcing in monotone "Go me, go me; it's my birthday"
Listen to someone argue with him and then respond with "No, that's hilarious"
Also fly a private jet despite being able to fly and teleport
Elbow people in the side while teasing them
Feed you pizza by shoving his entire hand in your mouth
Stand right in front of you and prank call you
Wear two hats at the same time
Hop on a flying scooter, announce "The only thing you'll be eating is my dust! Later, dude!" and peace out
Complain too many people like him
Use babies as yo-yos
Also, H.P. won a footrace against Anti-Cosmo?? This man made the conscious choice to run instead of fly and he won!?
And that's not even getting into the cross-dressing or the fact that A.C. and H.P. grab each other and hug when they're scared. 10/10 character design. They are so silly...
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Yeah, the whole racism regarding a fan casting of an actress of color just made me hate the Disney version of the fairy tale even more.
Fuck all the unnecessary shit Disney added in the fairy tale like the dumb flower that makes blonde hair magical, the “I want to be young and pretty for no reason” as a motivation like it’s the 50s and the the fact that the villain is even more of a offensive antisemitic caricature than the fairy tale ever was. It also gave birth to the worst and most annoying fandom known to man. They are just as bad and racist as swifties and mcu Wanda stans! Not hard to see why as the movie appeals to their trash ass ideals.
Tangled was a fucking mistake, Disney should have never adapted rapunzel and it should have never been released in 2010.
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