I love that identity reveals between Jim Gordon and Bruce in fic almost always go the same way. Bruce goes "How did you know? Was it my acting?" and nine times out of ten Jim says something along the lines of "No, your acting was phenomenal. You gave yourself away by caring too much, Mr. Wayne."
Because the billionaire playboy cover was perfect and damn near airtight until one Bruce Wayne leapt in front of someone else during a holdup at a gala and "accidentally" got shot. No self-involved airhead with that much money riding on his life would ever -- ever -- let himself think of someone else in that moment.
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one of the funniest thing about chris is he is simultaneously a terrible liar and great at hiding the truth. like you Know he’s lying to you but good fuckin luck trying to figure out what’s actually going on. the only thing you know is it’s definitely Not what he’s telling you
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That lie you just told, told me a much larger truth about you. -- Michael Lipsey
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I love the idea that Yassen is one of the only members of SCORPIA or MI6 that Alex actually trusts because he's the only one who hasn't lied to him about anything. Even though Yassen killed his uncle at least when Alex asked him he was just like "yeah I did that."
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Duncan:
How does it feel to be the most hated man in Saltburn right now?
Oliver:
In this house full of neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.
Duncan:
What about the rumors that you are in love with sir felix?
Oliver:
Who the fuck said that!?
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reading a paper abt blackbeard and i can feel this historians frustration radiating through the screen
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damen: do you like me
laurent with a straight face: no
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Be careful of whom you trust🙌 💯
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