Europa, Ganymede, and Io are open for asks!
ASK: Honestly Pali, don't waste your time on that dick. He doesn't deserve to be a part of your life if all he'll do is treat you like trash.
PALI: I agree. Obviously going our separate ways was working. I'll be sure to return to the status quo... right after I find out where he's going. And maybe beat some answers out of him. Dialga, why is he going all the way out here? Oh, he stopped?
AEON: Hello, wildcat. We take it everything has been running smoothly on your end?
ORCHID: Ugh, more or less. Found something that could lead me to my lost memories. Went through hell to get it, though..
PALI: Is he... is he talking to someone!? Oh Dialga has he actually gone mad?
AEON: Be wary, it is dangerous to fixate on the past too often. Let's see what you've brought us today.
[Orchid used RE:integrate]
PALI: Wha... is... is that a RIFT!?
AEON: We're surprised we haven't already found something like this. Where did you find it?
ORCHID: Some old mew temple. I don't even wanna get into the shitshow that turned out to be.
AEON: We see. Then this should be no issue to collapse.
[AEON used ?????. It was super effective!]
PALI: What the bloody hell? Did Orchid just open and collapse a rift?? Since when could he do that?
AEON: Thank you for bringing this to us, wildcat, but it seems that we both should take our leave. Seems that you're not alone.
[AEON has fled]
ORCHID: SHIT! I've been followed!
[EUROPA used Fling. EUROPA flung her light orb!]
ORCHID: GRAAAAAAAH!!!
[ORCHID is paralyzed! It can't move!]
EUROPA: SEE! I TOLD YOU GUYS!!
PALI: -thinking- Oh no, that voice...
EUROPA: I TOLD U SMTH WAS WEIRD ABT THEM!!
GANYMEDE: Yes yes, you've told us many, many times. Despite how poorly you've described it.
EUROPA: Um, how abt a thank u Eura??? U literally never wouldve found them w/out me??? Theyve been givin suuuper off vibes ever since I saw them! And BAM! They just made a rift!
IO: mmm... but did you like... need to paralyze them...? seems kinda... um... cruel... i guess...?
EUROPA: Wut was I sposed 2 do? They woulda ran if I confronted them!
IO: yeah... i guess youre right. their soul is... like... super janked up and stuff... never seen nothin like it before...
GANYMEDE: I agree. Perhaps it's best if we take it to Mother. She should know how to sort this out.
EUROPA: Fine. But Im takin the credit 4 this 1.
[EUROPA, GANYMEDE, and IO cast a Transplanar Mirror Warp spell. EUROPA, GANYMEDE, and IO have fled]
PALI: Arceus... they're going to take him to mum. -inhale- Nope. Not my problem. He got himself into this mess, he can get himself out.
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AHHHHHHH PART 6 of @jackplushie's automation au ideas!
IGNIHYDE IGNIHYDE IGNIHYDE I CAN FINALLY RELEASE THE LOREEEE I hope y'all like this. Surprisingly there's... only one actual spoiler for chapter 6? And it's sorta something that's like... you were probably already maybe guessing since meeting the ignihyde bois, and i tried to be unclear about it... but its also pretty foundational soooo not able to seperate it.
(Oh yeah and... like one group name which i just decided to throw in there so it's like... a half spoiler?)
EDIT: pssst if you liked this I made a sideblog for twst writing, @scertifiedsavanaclawstan! So go follow me over there!
Ignihyde
Ignihyde Industries is a company that primarily creates tech for... well industrial purposes. Although that's not to say that's all they do.
Idia Shroud, acting head of Ignihyde's Research division, specifically project STYX. An initiative he started to investigate the possible future of true artificial intelligence.
It was a... passion project, and even with all of Ignihyde's connections at his disposal, getting access to all the different androids was... challenging.
But eventually bots began flowing through his lab, free for him to tinker around with, a few curcuit connections here... a few bits of code there and he sends the androids back into the world.
He spends every hour of the day watching his test subjects remotely. Monitoring their vitals, their movements, their behaviors.
It's easy to spend every minute in front of his screens... he replaced his stomach a while ago, and he hasn't needed to sleep in years.
Not since...... Well since he decided to start becoming more machine than man.
But it was fine. He had a goal after all, and no one was going to- hang on what the fuc-
Project STYX didn't get any conclusive results on wether it's subjects even had a semblence of conciousness.
But then YOU showed up on his screen. You had picked up a bot displaying signs of sentience that wasn't even from his lab!
Idia became obsessed, spending most of his time (well compared to the other cases) monitoring you.
He became intimately familiar with your schedule, your habits, your tastes. He almost forgot what he was originally doing.
And THEN one of the bots that had gone through his lab ALSO showed up at your house.
And then another... and then more... eventually Idia was actually spending the majority of his time watching you.
And keeping an eye on the androids! . . . But mostly you. He had to.
Anything for a chance to see his brother again.
Ortho Shroud. First android created by Idia Shroud, first result of project STYX, and the first android to achieve true sentience.
Well, at least he would be if his brother acknowledged him. Everytime he tried to bring it up Idia would just frown and remark "that's what you're programmed to say" with dissapointment.
But he shouldn't be dissapointed! Because he did it! Ortho could really feel! Even when he was shut down!
His big brother was too distraught at his apparent failure to bring him back that he wasn't even bothering to monitor him... So he'd never realize that.
Ortho spent his days listlessly helping his brother... and then Idia started watching you.
Ortho was curious about the bot you'd picked up, the beginning of his brother's obsession. It looked like a standard cat-bot, the kind children would keep as pets.
But yours... talked... and glowed with an odd blue light, and you... didn't seem to mind?
This was the sort of thing where most people would immeadiately send the bot back to the manufacturer. Did you not even realize? Did you not care? . . . Did you prefer it this way?
Ortho's gears, literal and figurative were turning. His brother hadn't gotten much conclusive data on the other subjects... and he hadn't had an easy time considering they were all spread so far around...
Wouldn't it be better if he could keep track of them all in one place? And maybe... if his brother began to notice the traits of sentience in the other bots... maybe he'd notice them in Ortho too.
So now the younger Shroud also keeps his eyes on you. He keeps track of your buying habits, your budget, your scavenging grounds.
He puts the changed androids right in your line of sight when you're walking down main street, he hacks the stores to put them on discount when you walk in, he has them moved as close as he can to your scavenging range.
Of course, they aren't always that easy. Sometimes he had to get his hands... a little more dirty.
If the Viper bot needed his safety features shut down to execute his plan? He'd get thrown out with his charge, and Ortho could send them straight to you.
If the hunter's trackers got stuck to your cat? If Heartslabyl's new manager bot gets distracted by a friendly cat eared bot? If a slippery butler needs to lose sooner than he should've?
Well it's not like he's *ruining* all their lives or anything. After all to hear his brother complain about it, living with you is probably way better than whatever they were doing before. They should be thanking him really.
And you get a bunch of companions too! Things are going great for you, he's making sure of it.
So make sure not to put all his hard work to waste, okay?
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