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hcneyflower · 9 months

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Being a cow maid is udder-ly delightful 😊

#me #call me etoile #myself #my body #bedroom selfie #cow costume #cow maid #trying to look sexy

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sergle · 1 year

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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

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chrissy-kaos · 3 months

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Went out to the pub with some friends tonight. I tried my best to look good but I still went home alone..

I even shaved my legs 😩😭

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olessan · 4 months

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Essek and the rest of Bells Hells: Okay, we're going to Eiselcross, an icy, glacially-locked wasteland. Everyone grab some stuff to dress accordingly.

Dorian, Imogen, and Ashton:

#to be fair Ashton maybe doesn't really feel the cold that sharply #but the other two and Fearne and Laudna going full flowy chiffon is also valid lmao #WAIT. THESE THREE IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO LOOK SEXY FOR THEIR PARTNERS/CRUSHES 🫡#critical role #criticalrole #c3e96 #Dorian Storm #Imogen Temult #Ashton Greymoore #cr official art #cr spoilers #critical role outfits

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satans-knitwear · 24 days

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Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#I'm not mad I promise. I just dyed my eyebrows before I dyed my hair so I look rly pissed off abt everything 😂#Also i am freshly showered so I decided to dry off in the sunshine instead of the normal boring way #Trying to decide if tonights look will need clothes over the top (pop to pub version) or 😻 out kinda vibes (wine at home)#I'm leaning towards the later fr #satans knitwear #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #Does my face give masc vibes just bc im wearing no makeup??? Kinda yeah. Very sexy of me.#Maybe it's the tired/dead eyes lmao #cheeky #Happy Friday my loves! Lots to do today but thinking about fun things for us this evening 👀✨#Spotify

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tricoufamily · 2 months

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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy

#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi #they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see #anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad #that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa #also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds #while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls #i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7 #the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed #ffkldjflkdfds #ts4 #ts4 cas #the sims 4

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wasyago · 1 year

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i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu

+ thoughts

#i was meaning to only draw jay to try and figure out a design for her *once more*#but i was super happy with the first one i did so i drew the boys in slightly changed outfits instead #also yeah im VERY pleased with this outfit for jay. the colors look sooo good and exactly like i imagine them to look #the pants are not straight up green but they have this green ish hue to them that adds a lot i think #quite happy with chip's and gill's outfits too they're very sexy and cool hehe #gill in the turtleneck with short sleeves-- so good. and i gave him a haramaki!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah the one piece fan in me is happy #and chip in the high waisted pants and these boots-- brooooo. slaying so hard. and he's wearing a proper shirt which is rare #also. there's a lot of typos in the explanations probably. um. yeah. not always looking at what i write #edit: forgot the actual tags whoops #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch

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gazkamurocho · 3 months

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Cigarette kiss 🚬 Based on this

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andthendk · 8 months

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Drawing DC characters: Rose Wilson

- requested by frens -

(does she look like she has enough daddy issues 😂)

#rose wilson #ravager #for once not damirae #which is....conflicting #but hey sometimes you gotta reach out #came out looking a bit more sexy than I pictured #I am trying to make rly quick art stuff #dunno if quick work works for me but eh...#my art #fanart #dc comics

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gossip-girl-of-middleearth · 1 year

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Jaskier and Geralt finally making it to the coast in season 3 but with Ciri and Yen as Plus Ones is akin to making plans with your lover on a cross-country road trip at 20-years-old only to achieve said plans two divorces and three children and a mortgage later in your early 50’s

#I mean like good for them #but Jaskier looking in this photo like he’s seething he wasn’t at the coast with geralt when he was young with sexy hair #his equivalent of being a Woodstock 70s/80s heartthrob now trying to survive in 2023 #Jaskier #geralt #geraskier #the Witcher #Witcher #Witcher season 3 #the Witcher season 3 #Witcher 3 #Henry Cavill #Joey Batey #Ciri #yennefer #the amazing devil #tad

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cinnamonrollsledge · 19 days

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BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots

#bill guarnere #dick winters #carwood lipton #george luz #joe toye #luztoye #lewis nixon #donald hoobler #harry welsh #band of brothers #mine: gifs #did i need to include 10? no #but i love each of these and here's why #1 bc he's so absurdly cute and happy and carefree here it makes my heart melt #2 bc you can him trying so hard to keep his face neutral with sobel when he says 'what infractions sir?' and sobel says 'find some'#3 bc i could watch it all day... how does Lipton look so hot just moving his face like that???#4 bc there's no heterosexual explanation for this scene and i love these two being sexy goofballs together #5 bc it's the moment that almost single-handedly made Toye one of my earliest fave characters #6 bc that is literally Nix's expression when he sees Dick smiling tenderly at him... enough said #7 bc the early foreshadowing kills me UGHHH #8 bc he's pretty and glowing and there's that glimmer of mischief in his eyes #9 bc Harry is my most precious beloved wifeguy and goddamn what a smile #10 bc god it breaks my heart every time

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necrophiliak · 3 months

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#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #ragnvaldr #yea its warhammer 40k i couldnt resist i love them both sm #the rich fiction in my head of ragnvaldr leaving his legion to chase down le'garde whos probably also a chaos marine or smth and has to-#swallow his pride and work with a chaos cultist to navigate the warp and turn legarde to paste bt falls to khorne in the pursuit bt enki-#loves that thats sooooo convenient so they start killing everyone forever and its awesome the end <3 #trade offer. i gain: help to grind the guy i hate into a hamburger yummy. you receive: feral sexy 7-8ft guard wolfman #....................... anyway #d'arce and cahara as loyalists bt darce ends up picking cahara up and trying to 'reform' him bt rly he just sort of helps her w dirty work-#and diplomacy+practical stuff while she sets heretics on fire. her emotional support little rascal or something #he looks polite etc etc #i have to add. if we were talking abt their S endings then itd be rag joins deathwatch #enki becomes a demon prince #darce becomes a saint #cahara somehow gets a warrant of trade

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kingkatsuki · 4 months

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Yeah short skirts and crop tops are sexy— but there’s just something about a man that finds you so attractive wearing clothes that shouldn’t be considered typically sexual. Like baggy sweats or his old, worn shirt.

Those plain, boring outfits that aren’t planned and are just thrown together for comfort and practicality that have his dick throbbing for you as he imagines bending you over the nearest surface.

#there’s always fics where reader is wearing such sexy clothes and that’s what gets the guy going #but somehow I feel like seeing you dressed down would have the same effect #or like he sees you wearing his top or hoodie and he’s instantly feeling possessive (even if you aren’t dating!!!)#like ‘oh I just got cold so I borrowed your hoodie sorry’ except now he’s smirking at everyone else in the room because you chose HIS shit #or like imagine you’ve just become a mum and you’re feeling the unsexiest you’ve ever felt after childbirth #you’re tired you haven’t done makeup in weeks and you can’t even imagine doing any kind of self-care #wearing one of your man’s old shirts that you’re certain has baby sick or milk on it #and somehow your man thinks you’ve never looked prettier as he’s got his hands all over you while you try to cook breakfast or do laundry #OR OR OR !!!!!!!!!!#he sees you in his colours or wearing his logo or something on a plain tee and he’s ready to lose his mind

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triaelf9 · 1 year

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Yeah yeah, I know she sat down in a super cool/hot way way back when & I took too long on this, and we STILL don't know how she is and yes I'm STILL worried about her but *slams hands on table*

I 📢MISS 📢RYN📢 😭😭💔💔

#planerider ryn #Critical Role #Critical Role Art #Critical Role Fanart #Tria Critter Stuff #look she is just TOO COOL #and I've been trying to finish this but it's been HARD OKAY #and yes belts are sexy

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bortmcjorts · 13 days

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[ID: a drawing of pye from outer wilds, standing with her writing staff. she's wearing an orange nomai space suit without the helmet, and she has a light brown face with curly darker brown fur. end ID]

figuring out how i want to draw the nomai, so here's a pye since i am obsessed with her !!!

#outer wilds #pye #she was one of the easiest to start recognizing across text because she is involved in so many different things #but then i saw the scroll where she was calculating trajectories to the sun station and i Was in love immediately #and i love that the sun station was designed (by the game artists not by pye) to look more weapon-like than anything else the nomai built #as a way to show how it goes against their nature to do something so destructive and high risk #and since pye is the one kind of leading that and being so vocally For it it implies that she is also acting against nomai nature #but i dont think thats necessarily true!! a majority of the nomai agreed or else the idea would have been voted down #(even tho it did spark arguments)#and the oldest nomai recording we have access to is from escall making a split second decision to warp to an unknown place #just to follow a signal the group was curious about and it put them in danger!!! that killed people!!!#like i know its more about the potential damage to the solar system and the life there but #throwing caution to the wind for scientific discovery is very much nomai nature From What I Saw !!!#not that i am saying the game creators are wrong lmao but i mean like. i think it is against their nature AND so very exactly their nature #at the same time and thats why there Was so much debate about it #and i think pye is the embodiment of trying Everything Possible (and impossible) to find answers and learn #AND SHE IS SEXY FOR IT #ANYWAYS. clears throat #blow up that sun girl hashtag women in stem

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in-restless-walks · 6 months

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Paul and Arthur - sexy little minxes

#simon and garfunkel #s&g #simon & garfunkel #paul simon #art garfunkel #I just can't believe #i mean look at them both trying to be sexy and sultry AF #you know what...maybe it's working #LMAO

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