#tsoa headcannon

[be-crazyinsane]

Achilles: I always apologize when I'm wrong.

Agamemnon: I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.

Achilles: I'm never wrong.

[sahebro-mythology-freak]

PATROCHILLES headcannon

So pat and achilles have to do a presentation about history do they choose Greek mythology as the topic.

During class when Briseis is finishing her presentation, Achilles struts in wearing a very, VERY revealing Greek tunic and flips his hair.

Patroclus walks behind him holding a speaker thats blasting cat walk background music.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

MOAR Aphrodite x Ares Week. 😈

Ares: *brood brood brood*

Aphrodite: Areees! *fwomp* Ares! Hi! I love you! *kiss kiss kiss* Ares? Baby, are you ok?

Ares: Dite, what do you think of me?

Aphrodite: *cups his face * Cute nose? Sexy eyebrows? Love of my life?

Ares: I’m serious.

Aphrodite: Gross! Wanna split a sandwich? I got chips in the —

Ares: I’m the god of war. When they hurt each other I’m stuck with them. When they build shit only to tear it down, they call my name. There was this boy— Dite, I think he borrowed someone else’s armor. It didn’t fit right and got torn off. He couldn’t see me. It was strange. They always see me at the end. He was hurt— totally unarmed when he was killed. Who knows what he ever did to that Hector because—

Aphrodite:

Ares: I’m sorry. This is too much for you.

Aphrodite: No, it’s not that. I remember him.

Ares: ???

Aphrodite: I held his head in my lap. I told him to look at me.

Ares: I didn’t even see you. Not in a place like that.

Aphrodite: I know. That’s why I remember him. He wasn’t much of a soldier but he saw me lots of times. *shrugs* I guess there was someone special to him he was thinking of. Maybe someone back home.

Ares: He died with the honor of glimpsing beauty herself. You are gracious, my love.

Aphrodite: *wistful* It’s not like that. I’ll never know who that boy saw.

Ares: surely you would know such things?

Aphrodite: *shrugs in her giant ass shirt* Such things are private. It was his life.

Ares: I’m not like you. You’re so beautiful. I know exactly how I look to them.

Aphrodite: *closes her eyes the way she does when she’s thinking of the sea.*

Ares: *concerned* *scoops her into his arms* it must be intense. The way they look at you sometimes. So personal. I wish I had been there instead. I’m sorry.

Aphrodite: I think … I think you were there for that kid. He fought like hell for … for whoever I looked like to him.

[imbadatwrighting]

could I request platonic Achilles and Patroclus with a very cheerful and sweet g/n child reader? like all around reader is very sunshiney and bby vibes

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THEM THANK YOU ANON!! This is TSOA Universe not based on the Iliad or anything

Also I’m in the middle of writing the outsiders headcannons anyone wanna see that???

Achilles & Patroclus + a cheerful gn! child reader

I'm writing this Pre!Trojan War because there is no way they would let you come with them

It really doesn't matter whether you're a servant, royal, or commoner they are so attached to you

Patroclus met you first when he first exiled and sent to the court of King Peleus of Phthia

You and him were attached at the hip

Or rather you were attached to his back

Wherever he went you tagged along too

Anytime he could he would go to the gardens with you and just watch the birds while laying in the flowers

He always loved to watch you chase after the butterflies

Will read to you before bed

You met Achilles when you walked into his room

Honestly it was concerning how easy it was to get in

You wanted to put flowers on his bed stand, but was instead met with Achilles sitting at the edge of the bed

Not doing anything just straight up staring at nothing

He looked at you and just walked out

Everyone who's a sunshine knows when that happens you just have to get closer to that person

Cue you following Achilles wherever he went

Patroclus was a little concerned over then facts that you were barely hanging out with him and you were following King Peleus' son around like he was your best friend

Cue Achilles and Patroclus becoming best friends

Where they went, you went

You make flower crown for them every Friday

Achilles lets you sit on his shoulders whenever you want

They have to drag you away from servants that you keep making conversation with

Achilles is just your guard dog

Someone is making fun of you? Guard dog

You're scared someone would brake into your room? Guard dog

Someone is distracting you from him for too long? Guard dog

Achilles enjoys you pulling on his hair

Not in a kinky way or anything

It's just to him it's a way of comfort

Don't ask him why he doesn't know

They try to keep you out of the loop for what happens in the real world

It doesn't matter whether or not you were introduced to the real world, they're not letting you go back to it

They don't want you to lose your bright personality

Patroclus has thrown hands over you lets be honest here

He would kill anyone for you

Achilles would as well (obviously)

Honestly they’re borderline yandere ngl

Achilles/Patroclus (depending on your hair color) dyed a strand of their hair your hair color

Achilles takes you to the beach whenever he can but never introduces you to his mother

Tag everyday

And hide and seek

They bring your favorite snack wherever they go incase you get hungry

Once a prince started making fun of you he wasn’t seen again

I wonder what happened…

Looking at sunsets with Patroclus

Achilles and Patroclus getting stressed out over the littlest things

Once you tripped and got a scraped knee and Achilles almost had a panic attack

Sleeping in Achilles bed at least once a week

Dancing for Achilles when he’s in a bad mood

They will do anything in their power to boost your mood if your sad

They hate whenever that happens

Will gladly embarrass themselves for you anytime and anywhere

Patroclus picks flowers with you and tells you the meaning of them

They both love you so much and view you as their own child

[boxedchocolatecake]

aw man, i want to engage with fandom and headcannons and discussion about tsoa, but i’ve not yet finished it and i don’t want to spoil it for myself

these guys are just so Neat!

[i-obsess-over-things]

while chilling on pelion, patroclus and achilles made flower crowns for eachother. change my mind. (you can't)

[our-joy-was-so-bright]

For all those reincarnation head cannons - I need another one where Achilles and Patroclus are reincarnated as Arthur and Merlin (from BBC Merlin) or Draco and Harry. The fussy blonds need their dark-haired boys to keep them in check. Just imagine how cute it would be  🥺👉👈

[a-aexotic]

I AM BEGGING FOR SOME RICHIE TOZIER, BEVERLY MARSH, BILL DENBROUGH HEADCANNONS RN RN RN 💳💥💥💳💥💳

i can't find it 2017/2019 blogs :( this fandom is dead and your really feeding us now 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

hi babe!!! of course :). i'm going to do modern!losers, if that's okay!

- richie tozer

he 10000% reads

like, he won't admit it, but he does

his favorite books are tsoa, tbdate, and literally any gay book you can find

paints his nails neon colors

for pride month he'd go full on- like full face makeup, and flags

i mean, as he should

he would use "😂" ironically at least once in his life

he loves lady gaga- he had a lady gaga faze

- beverly marsh

she works at a coffee shop and gives the losers a *discount*

dyes her hair a lot

she seems intimidating but in reality is the sweetest human alive

doesn't own cats because of her dad, but goes to feed the strays at least two times a week

she has like- 3 manifestation candles

really into spirituality but she doesn't claim it as her own like some yt people on tiktok 🙂

richie has given her tattoos

she's had two infections because of them :,)

she loves anime

and has tried shifting like 29892932 times

and she has succeeded but no one will ever know ;)

- bill denbrough

three words: sweet, dumb jock

he'd play baseball and make it his whole personality for freshman year

but he'd get over it when beverly gave him "the talk"

100000000% had a harry potter faze

like he got the glasses and robe and everything

read all the books during summer

loves lime gatorade

he has a weird amount candles in his room??? like not just like a few but he has like an obsession???

got one of richie's tattoos but had to go to the hospital because his infection got so bad

yeah, thanks richie 😁

he reads comics and no one can tell me he doesn't

[alexwritesfiction]

Aristos Achaion

"the best of the greeks"

for everyone this was Achilles, right?

But do you think that for Achilles, Aristos Acahion would've been Patroclus?

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

OMG YES I LOVE HEADCANNONED

while i do think achilles is the AA, bc his skills + his attitude (including the proud one) was just so fitting. pat could have been one but like we’d need more tsoa content (cough hey author cough) to properly do that. idk but like pat was just shown so soft???? (he is i love him) but just,,,,achilles is a literal green god <3

[be-crazyinsane]

Patroclus: achilles once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Briseis: and?

Patroclus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

If it’s not obvious, on this blog Patrochilles left Troy to have cowboy times in Pthia for the rest of their long and happy lives. It’s time to talk about their baby. You believe the earth is round, I believe Patroclus and Achilles adopted a baby sea nymph.

Achilles knows that his Pat always wanted a baby and this one is a sea nymph just like he partly is.

Pat isn’t so sure about raising a nereid but takes one look at her porcelain skin and silky dark hair and has to have her. He couldn’t possibly send her back to those freaky sea caves.

At first Patroclus is way more on it with the baby care but it’s hard because when she gets to upset she turns into an literal puddle. They keep arguing because Achilles wants to sleep train but she’s super fussy and just wants to be cuddled on Pat’s chest all night. Midfight Pat just loses it and says: SHES COHESIVE MOLECULES, ACHILLES. COHESIVE. MOLECULES. She needs me.

No, she doesn’t look like them. It’s completely fine.

Pat agrees to **just try** the crib. Her cries are the lonely howl of an ocean storm at night and it literally rains on them. Achilles leaps out of bed to get her. Patroclus falls asleep to the sound of him murmuring its ok, baby, daddy will never leave you. Daddy is so proud of your raging-monsoon powers. Daddy’s sorry you can sleep with us till college, you little portent of seafaring horror, you. And her breathing turns to peaceful waves.

No but really she’s Achilles baby princess and can have the world. He tries to hide it but how can he when they’re literally always holding hands and splashing each other in the pretty streams.

Pat carving all her toys out of wood.

She turns green and grows shark teeth and gils when she throws a tantrum.

Achilles giving Patroclus hair tutorials because “this is not a heteronormative situation, both of us can fix her hair, damnit.” Pat is hopeless at fixing hair.

Neither of them learns to sew and she just wears whatever.

Honestly tho she’s kind of feral being raised by two war criminals in the middle of the woods.

Achilles names her Cleo, as in the fem version of Patroclus. Pat tries to object because he hates his name but Achilles won’t hear of it. Her name is Cleo.

GRANDPA CHIRON. WE NEED HIM.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Hector head-cannons please <33 If you'd like :)

OH, BUT OF COURSE!

Lovely man, Hector. He was nicknamed Hunktor by all the girls in school.

Closing the city to refugees was terrible for him. He advocated against it and only agreed to the strategic choice to protect Paris and Andromache.

Honestly, that was a theme for him. The man had an ulcer two months into the war. There was nothing he wouldn’t do to win, but he hated every minute of it. He personally funded medical aid and clean water for everyone he could.

Friendly reminder that Anatolia was in northwestern Turkey. Hector is brown.

With a handsome beard, I might add.

The chapter where Astyanax got scared and cried seeing his daddy in his armor. Hector cried too. Alone and much, much later.

Hector likes goats.

He definitely stayed up with the baby.

The plume on his helmet was black. He didn’t like wearing Achilles’ armor after he stole it, either. It was his manager’s idea.

Lawful. Good. It’s hard to be such an ethical stud.

The massacre at Thebe broke his heart. I cannot emphasize the trauma. And when Andromache called him her father, brother, noble mother, and husband young and strong? Chills. Absolute chills. He was everything to her because Hector was everything to everyone.

He taught Troilus how to throw a discus.

He had himself a good old time torching the Achaean ships. I mean he absolutely let loose swinging from that prow like a scalawag. Tbh he got kinda carried away when he stabbed Ajax in the leg. He for sure got him right in the femoral artery and was immediately like “oh uh sorry dude.”

To which Ajax quickly responded: “nyrrrf don’t mention it.”

Brotherly obligation kept him from being too much a tool to Paris but dagnabbit, it took all he had.

Hector does not swear. Dadgummit, now this is what I call a refugee crisis. Gotta say, Paris, you got us in a real pickle this time; a real pickle. Whoa whoa whoa— if that’s not Achilles, who in tarnation did I just stab in the face?!

He was for sure all oily and funky with frankincense.

He almost learned all forty nine of his siblings’ names.

The moment Astyanax was thrown from the walls of Troy, all he felt was his father catching his soul. He cradled him close and carried him to the underworld. Hector went with his child and not a moment sooner.

Hector tried. Sweet mother Rhea, did he ever try.

Thank you for joining me for insomnia and ✨men✨ And remember kids, figs are high in both vitamins A and C and you should never practice the javelin without supervision.

[sahebro-mythology-freak]

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!<3

Hiii so u may knw me as @sahebro-apollosangel (my main blog [ go check it out])..

My name is Saheli and i hav been obsessed with Tsoa and basic mythology and i really wanna dedicate this blog to that..

Basically im gonna post about headcannons and spout mythology facts from time to time..

Also i do art!

If u wish.. u can help with my homework from time to time cuz we're studying about greek mythology this term.

Thats it! Hope u enjoyed reading <3<3

[be-crazyinsane]

Deidameia: hey Achilles, I like your top.

Odysseus: his name is Patroclus.

Literally everyone else: *chokes on drink*