Dale Cooper NSFW headcanons
Twin Peaks fandom
Pairing: Dale Cooper x gender neutral reader
Genre: Smut, headcanons
Warning(s): Sexual content! Reader is gender neutral
Words: 1.1K
Summary: Being in a relationship with Dale Cooper would include...
English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3
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Dale sure has had sex before, but still he’s pretty awkward when it comes to that part of your relationship.
Especially the first time
He was a nervous mess, and in combination with his arousal, his flushed face and how eager he was, it wasn’t really awkward, instead you found it cute.
SERVICE TOP.
He is more submissive by nature, but still likes being on top, since it gives him a slight feeling of control.
…He does love it when you guide him, telling him what pace to go in, and have you decide positions.
He prefers to have you on your back, so he can hover over you and see your sweet face as he pounds into you
He does prefer being on top of you, but also loves it when he can lay back down and have you take care of him.
Seeing you on top of him is like a wet dream to him. He has a weakness for “being taken care of” by you.
He’s loud in bed. He’s a bit ashamed of it, since he’s usually calm, but when he sleeps with you, he can’t, nor wants to control the sounds he makes.
You love it, though. Since Dale is very calm it’s hot to see him lose it.
…Especially when he whimpers for you.
Overstimulate or edge him, and you’ll even hear him beg for you to stop or continue, cry and whimper.
Dale’s sexdrive is not that high, but if you have a high libido, he doesn’t really complain.
He prefers long, slow and passionate love-making sessions.
That’s why he’s not a fan of quickies.
He wants to really take his time with you and have time for foreplay and aftercare
But if you insist - or if he’s really horny - he’s down for a quickie.
His favorite place besides the bed is probably the shower.
That way, he can have sex with you in the morning, clean up and then get ready for work.
You’re often left with hickeys after sex. Dale is not the possessive/jealous boyfriend (at least not showing signs to be), but he enjoys leaving love marks on your beautiful skin, as to show everyone that tries flirting with you that you’re in a relationship.
He is not that kinky and prefers “vanilla sex”.
…He’s not the one to admit it, but the thought of light bondage is hot. He would love for you to tie him in bed using one of his ties.
Maybe even blindfold him, too…
But a big NO is anything that could hurt you. It’s a turn-off
If he’s in the mood, he also spices it up with roleplays.
He’s not good at dirty talking in bed, but if you were to sext each other or talk on the phone… Damn.
Especially if you’ve been apart for too long.
He just misses you, …and your body.
He gets off to the thought of you touching yourself to his words, and hearing your sweet moans over the phone
He does have a praising kink. He likes being praised by you, especially.
Though he doesn’t show it, he’s pretty insecure - especially in bed.
So just praise him and let him know how attractive you find him
He does the same for you, too.
He’s not shy to tell you how good it feels to be inside of you, how good you look, and how “DAMN good” you taste.
He prefers giving oral.
Once again, he’s a service top.
He loves to have you lying down on bed, moaning his name whilst you tell him what to do.
When you receive oral from him, he usually takes the opportunity to tease you, even edge or overstimulate you, as revenge for how you treat him in bed.
He can AND will spend hours between your legs.
And boyyy he knows how to use his tongue.
Of course, he loves receiving too.
He tells you “He thinks better” when you suck his dick.
Of course, this only sounds like a lame excuse to get oral from you - but you’re more than happy to oblige.
He is the guy to just lean back with a smile whilst enjoying your lips working on his length.
Especially after a long day at work, or when he’s exhausted.
He’s not the person to ask you right out for heads, but instead will hint until you understand what he wants, and drops to your knees for him.
He’s not very demanding when it comes to receiving, he just appreciates the fact that you want to please him.
Dale lets you do your thing while he relaxes and looks down at you with a proud smile
…But, if you do gag a bit - he’ll legit go feral.
Dale is very slow and passionate when you have sex
Also, he definitely refers to it as “making love” lol
Because that’s what it’ll feel like.
His goal during sex is to make you feel good.
He does care about his own pleasure, of course, but he gets off to watching you receive pleasure.
He is extra proud of his hands, knowing how good he can make you feel with them.
He doesn’t like making a mess, so when he cums, he prefers to do so in a condom.
…Or inside you, if you insist.
But he doesn’t mind if you make a mess.
Sure it’s annoying to “clean up”, but at the same time he likes knowing he’s the one to make you cum like that, and THAT MUCH.
Aftercare with Dale >>>>>>>
He’s always a loving boyfriend, but especially after sex.
He’ll make sure to clean you up and get you comfortable
Will ask you if you’re alright and tell you how well you did for him.
He will run you a hot bath if you need it, while he either cleans the mess the two of you made, or even joins you, if you insist.
He massages your back and plants soft kisses all over you.
But he also wants the same treatment if you’ve been rough or dominant with him.
Man is needy af after sex, in the sweetest way possible.
Just praise him by telling him he did well and that you love him etc (or why not call him good boy?) and he’ll melt and feel so appreciated.
Dale prefers to make love to you at night, since he likes to fall asleep afterwards with you in his arms.
Currently having a Dale Cooper brainrot
I NEED this man in my life ong
Also dying for some Dale content. PLEASE FEED ME 🙏
GOING FERAL FOR THE GIF
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