#ty for slapping by!

[kay-oh-al-tea-sea]

to clarify some things up re your mpreg post:

feeling uncomfortable with mpreg fics and choosing not to engage with them? not transphobic!

feeling uncomfortable with real life pregnant men? transphobic

seeing mpreg content and going "nope, not my thing" and moving on with your life? not transphobic!

viewing male pregnancy as disgusting, horrifying, or comedic? transphobic

i hope this clears it up a bit because "uncomfortable with mpreg" covers a lot of territory, some of which is transphobic, but some of which is not

the reading comprehension on tumblr really is the stuff of myth!!!!

[thatswhatsushesaid]

content warning: canon-typical 3zun 🫠

bonus huaisang, as a treat:

[ricebutts]

Endhawks sticker/Keychain I'm making :D the sillies! 🔥🦅

[baby-xemnas]

robin in her head: the first mate of the polar tang is so cute. what a lovely young man. law must care about him dearly and its quite understandable. he has a fluffy round face and beautiful shiny eyes like a gigantic stuffed toy and law smiles so carefreely around him. such a beautiful exchange of love and trust. delightful. i should say something nice about them.

robin out loud: i think perhaps if the entire heart crew had to resort to cannibalism that law would enjoy eating bepo the most

CAAAANOOOONNN SHE WOULD

[mayaheronthorn]

letters unsend (Ty's version)

Kit, Kit, Kit.

I love writing out your name. I love saying it, although recently I can't. Since we met, I never thought that I would be robbed of that possibility, but I guess that I have to pay the price for the past.

It's late, past midnight, and I'm sitting on the windowsill in my room at Scholamance...

[quenepacrossing]

🌥️ dreaming of milky by @peko--peko pt. 2

[wikitpowers]

might as well have hit me with a truck atp

what was she thinking writing this!!?!!!

[starmakesart]

A few assets from an old project that didn't quite come to fruition. Featuring @phauxal's lovely lineart, who was a super helpful when it came to making these a reality.

[synthshenanigans]

the Identity lacking knowledge of its identity

[fun alt repeating thing above & neat alt versions below]

[ragnarokhound]

for the au ask game—dimension or time travel au? 👀

For the AU ask game!

Ohhh this kind of au is always so fun because there's literally infinite directions to take this OwO the question for me becomes what would be the most fun/interesting time or sideways universe to send them (and if only one goes back in time, or both of them 👀) or what alternate reality would it be the most galvanizing for them to see... 👀

Oh. I know. I'm still in my cups over saltwateroracle AKA @n1ightw1ng's Arkham Knight Jason dimension hopping au so...

Five fun facts from a dimension hopping au I'd write:

Your choice of comics verse Jason and Tim who don't get along, enemies to coworkers style. But ala The Long Way Home (excellent fic btw everyone who cares about Jason and Tim's relationship whether romantic or platonic please go read it) they get warped together to Arkhamverse and don't realize it. At first.

Separately, they meet their arkhamverse counterparts. Jason nearly get blown up by Arkham Knight Jason, Tim has no idea what to make of his double being married? To? Babs? They meet back up and go 'you thought YOUR double was weird'

'you thought your double was weird, wait til you get a load of fucking BRUCE.' 'Is the batmobile? A tank??' Jason gets very sus of the 'suppressive rounds' Arkham Bruce fires at the mercenaries. Tim gets very sus of the whole ass people he's got stashed away at the batcave lmao

Arkham Bruce is running on such severely fucked up fumes that it makes them actively miss their own Bruce back home. They help him with rounding up Riddler and Scarecrow and with handling the thorny Arkham Knight problem, but absolutely are going to get betrayed 'for their own good' (or because Bruce doesn't trust them) eventually. So they find themselves leaning more and more on each other as the only familiar and trustworthy face in this fucked up dark clown maze version of Gotham

Things end better because of their influence than in the game (something something cure for jokerism something something Arkham Knight Jason gets catharsis/reconciliation and a shock blanket and some soup) and they get themselves home ASAP and everything 100% goes back to normal and they definitely will not be talking about how Tim totally kissed Jason when they thought they were going to die at the end there, nuh uh, no way, Tim has very important debriefings to write byyyye--

(Bonus fun fact: Bruce is very confused but ultimately accepts the out-of-the-blue check ins/hugs he receives from Tim and Jason with aplomb. He reads Tim's report and goes 'Ah. Yes, dimension hopping will do that to a motherfucker'. He can't follow-up with either of them though, for some reason they've both gone dark for a week. Together. At the same safehouse. Hm. Better to leave that one alone, he thinks.)

[fishyartist]

[kay-oh-al-tea-sea]

Is this a satire blog

are you literate

[dy3rs3v3]

Some proud dads, Metallica posing with Bastardane and Ottto in LA

Pic by Ross Halfin

[quinsixtridrupled-k]

Fraymaking a wishlist roster for Fraymakers! Featuring indie game characters of all shapes and sizes!

[inchidentally]

To think that the video where Oscar said "no, I'll keep you happy" took place in Austin, the same Austin where we got the "Finish The Lyrics" video and we got the reverse striptease of Lando with that hat where Oscar couldn't tear his eyes away from Lando. Plus the Jack Daniells ad was filmed that weekend. I guess I can call Austin the Landoscar capital.

oh my god anon

Lando was ovulating in Austin, TX???

[bitternace]

Any number? 23 and saïx :)

couldn't count all the ways that i've died for you

[ID: a digital drawing of saix from kingdom hearts. He is shown from the hip up, his body in 3/4's and his face in profile. He is shadowed in warm tones. He has a neutral expression, and he's standing straight.

The background is transparent except for a circle that lays from the middle of his shoulders and upwards, with three sections that have a slightly bigger circumference where one to three, seven to eight, and eight to nine would be on a clock. All scenes are blue tones with a noise overlay. these three are all from saix's perspective.

In the first, there is a cloaked figure shown from the waist down, the tip end of young xehanort's keyblade leans forward and some of it goes out of bound, tiled floor as a background. The second one is saix's hand reaching for kingdom hearts. The third is his hand reaching towards Lea, who lies on the floor of radiant garden's lab.

The rest of the circumference is a labyrinth wall in keyblade's graveyard, with a harsh diagonal line of light on the upper half. Most of the circumference is lined black, except from nine to one o'clock, lined white. /End ID.]