#u shart <3)

[grezzirossi]

My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.

[normal-thoughts-official]

realistically i know why they didn't do this since it already takes some suspension of disbelief to buy the idea that every companion had armor AND camp clothes on them after being kidnapped from convenient places such as Literal Hell, but i still desperately wish each bg3 companion had pajamas as well. firstly because i hate that they sleep with shoes on but most importantly because i really need gale in the world's stupidest nightcap + nightgown combo while everyone else is serving Cunt

[f1shart]

idk guys. i saw the ref image, blacked out, and lo and behold this drawing exists (hey, it's not a doodle this time)

ref in question

read more for a bonus that is not a drawing this time ❗️❗️⬇️⬇️

indeed that is almeric davis, recreated in ts3, licking a phallic rainbow object...

you see 👉👈 when i was sick for a month (a week but i was gone for a month) i recreated ALL SEVENTEEN LFT STUDENTS in my beloved sims 3 game. i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm fine i'm normal (also a coinkydink: i'm sick again. 😐😐😐😐😐)

[primacuey]

Some stuff for my first tav and my durgy :DD i saw a ss of lae'zel without makeup and i saw stars

Full canvas at bottom!!

[fabledteeth]

shes my little pookie bear. the specialest pretty princess in the world

[manitapaleta]

If anyone’s wondering y I hardly post anymore it’s bc I been playing baldurs gate 💃🪩🕺

[the-silly-urge]

Playlist cover for my toxic doomed yuri love triangle 💞

[churchofsnails]

i started a new playthrough and ignored Shadowheart on the beach just to see where i’d find her next and… she is sooo annoying!!! i find her at the grove with Lae’zel on my team and here she is demanding i get rid of her like who do you think you are??? i love her but she’s the worst to be around in act 1 😅

[illuminakisser]

jamspace lawlz

ft. pp gun my friend drew :3

why is jamspace so laggy on my phone wtf

[myhouse-pk3]

me when i tweet about hating shart park and then my few friends that do like it take it as a personal attack and reply shit like U hate me? :c Yeah actually if you start fucking acting like that. you know the shit i say isnt about you goodness gracious

[terrariumtown]

still working on a full lineup of the bg3 cast hc designs but since it's been so long since we've posted art. everybody gets to see shadowheart early. as a treat

[bisexualshadowheart]

local rogue has had ENOUGH! more at ten

[gashotbox]

smoking weed really loosens up my guts,, i just want to be in someone’s lap, taking bong hits, ripping progressively wetter and louder and beefier farts as i keep smoking bowls. until i cant help but grunt and rub my ass against their lap as its a particularly rough hit and i cant help but rip wet sharts until liquid shit starts to seep through my pants onto the other person <3 -🐾

this having me drooling. fuuckkk having you on my lap.. watching your eyes glaze over as i bounce you on my knee and u blast out fart after fart without a care in the world - high as a kite. the gas getting wetter n wetter.... patch in the back of ur pants growing dark damp n sweaty before a massive sharts start bubbling out your hole and into your underwear. rocking you in my lap as shit burbles up the hem of your bottoms and into my lap. uh huh

[gentlefangz]

ithink this is what tumblr would be like in the dogman universe: a simulator

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

can those villain asshats get control of those goddamn monsters i have lost literally every single fucking thing thanks to those brainless pieces of shits last week a fucking T-REX SKELETON destroyed my fucking HOUSE and everything around it

🪻 inmylane-1999

how are you able to say those words

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

what words?

🪻 inmylane-1999 the a word, f word, and s word

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

oh i see you're one of the Collardale inhabitants. screw the fuck off your town is a CURSE

🪻 inmylane-1999

what did i do? :(

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🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow

hnstly i dont get y Daryl hangs arnd that pig guy hes rlly mean & bad

🐊 piethrowingboss

didnt u help us go after him when he ditched us after the mini jail broke 2 bits?

🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow

yeh butt hes still rlly mean & i was a lil moar concerned 4 Daryl

🐊 piethrowingboss

ohhhh kk

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🐕 zupabuddiezthezenutz

zomg did u guyz watch that new mini-documentary w/ Petey The Cat n Zarah Hatoff??? that waz tragickk..

#holy shart i have so much moar respect 4 him now..

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🔄 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep reblogged

🌆 icareforyou follow

still dont know why people are supporting Petey Duckhat just because of that documentary, didn't he terrorize the city for more than a month or two?? ntm he quite literally MUTILATED Officer Knight and Greg The Dog's bodies bad enough with that bomb to where they had to become that sick and horrible abomination i have to stomach through seeing on the news every week.

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

i know right?? like hes genuinely a horrible cat but people are supporting him for no other reason other than "oh hes a victim!!" like shut the fuck up and grow up.

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op i wouldn't say DogMan is sick and horrible, he seems to be in great condition despite such an accident and hard surgery to conduct, and looks perfectly happy. while i don't support Petey Duckhat either, you took it a step further and suggested that DogMan is currently in conditions horrible enough to render him an "abomination".

🌆 icareforyou follow

dont you post tips for fucking evil monsters on your blog.

#LMAOOO dude was SLAUGHTERED so hard they deactivated #redogs

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🌭 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep

walking on the street with a small can of living spray in my pocket and the nearest cop explodes into blood guts and viscera

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🦷 bigmonsterinyourheart

okay i get that Dr. Scum is a real and kinda sucky person and all that but his labcoat kinda fucks!!

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✨ lookatthestars

Hot take or whatever but I don't think we should trust a guy who gets really distracted by squirrels and balls and a kitten who could easily get hurt to protect our city. Lightning Dude IS one of the better options as they ARE a highly durable and strong robot, but The Bark Knight and Cat Kid maybe aren't our best bets, they could get hurt easily and aren't exactly professionals.

Don't get me started on the Friendly Friends, I don't think we can trust two guys who JUST left the same exact trio that was responsible for that marshmallow factory's destruction (which left many injured, some DEAD), what if they're pretending? Also the bugs could easily get killed, they're small and fragile, the most work they can do without a high risk of getting smashed is spying on villains.

Commander Cupcake's a different story, as I'm pretty sure that guy only helped out, like, 3 times.

#anti-supa buddies #anti-friendly friends #twinkle twinkle little star

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🪁 lalalalala89

dude imagine if we were in a book rn and ppl were posting on tumblr abt us

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🎠 supastarr

remember, calico trans toms are perfectly valid! even cis toms can be calicos, and fur pattern doesn't determine exact gender, especially with fur dying technology nowadays! :)

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[directdogman]

Haiii me againn !! sory if this is bothering u in anyway / if u have said this anywhere before but i wanna ask what was your main motivation when making dialtown ?? or dsaf ?? only askin cuz im making my own game and its hard as BALLS to stay motivated or just do shart yk ??? anywayyyyy thank u 4 reading thoughhh !!! :3

oh, if i stop moving, i die. y'know, like a shark?

if i try to do nothing, my whole body starts vibrating subtly, which gets worse the longer i'm inactive, and if i don't quickly do something, then I instantly explode. quite a messy affair. but, hey, at least it keeps me productive!

[slutshamethesquirrels]

Shamesy's Declassified FanFic Writing Survival Guide - Part 1

hey hey hey my fellow lames!

recently, I've had an influx of folks requesting my assistance with writing their fics and AYO i love y'all for that! i thought, that maybe, i would give you guys some tips and tricks that i use on the day to day when writing! apologies if this post is mad long or mad stupid, idk i thought it would be fun!

Shamesy's Plot Creation Process

this is where most new writers fail before they even start, but im gonna give you a super simple tip: be stupid about it.

yes, you heard me correctly.

chances are, you have a scene or two or three in your noggin that you want to write out, and a general idea of where you want to end up, but getting all that extra shit in the middle is hard! thats okay!

im gonna hold ur little baby writer hand and we'll walk through how to get there, together. take a deep breath, today we're going to plot out a one shot in which gojo and geto want poptarts.

Step 1: Open up a google doc and slap a name on that bitch.

(or a word doc, or the notes app on your phone, or a kroger receipt and a pen idc just have somewhere you can write)

congrats, young warrior you have already done the hardest part: beginning

Step 2: Throw a general idea at the top. no thoughts; smooth brain as hell. Do not overthink it.

did my laptop auto correct "geto" to "ghetto"? yes. am i gonna fix it? naur. why? because we're not overthinking it. plus it's hilarious.

Step 3: Slap down those scenes that have been bubbling in ur noggin with reckless abandon

dont bother with typos or trying to actually write any scene out. we're just word vomiting up here so we dont forget, capiche?

Step 4: Are you the drama?

yeah, basically u are u dramatic little bitch. thats ur job here, get with the program. you're the author. this is where you elaborate on feelings in these scenes. again, just shart it out onto your page

ahHAH, U GENIUS. now we're getting somewhere.

Step 5: Connect the dots.

add in additional steps to get from one scene to the next

Step 6: Step 4 part 2: electric boogaloo

we need!!!! moRE!!! FEEEEEEELIIIINGS!!

and just like that bitches!!! you friend have a plot to work off of!!

the point of doing this in this fashion is to take the pressure off creating a masterpiece when all you have is an idea! this method allows you to take the idea and branch out from the scene in your head instead of trying to start from the beginning and hope your scene falls into place later!

let me know what you guys think! if you like this, I may turn it into a series (hince the part 1 in the title)

may ur path always be free of stray banana peels <3