#ungalo takes over

[ungalobrando]

[sepublic]

No but the way Pucci being Christian is so intertwined with his motives as a villain... He’s every story I’ve heard of the Christian convert who suffered something horrible and senseless, and after drifting through life lost and without a sense of purpose, found hope by believing in God. He’s so many stories of tragedy I’ve seen where people managed to cope by finding peace in the idea that this is all part of God’s divine, incomprehensible plan; It’s fate, it’s his will, and by accepting it they can move on. It’s for a reason, even if they’ll never understand what they’re looking at.

That’s what Heaven is for Pucci; His core trauma is a series of horrific coincidences with no rhyme or reason, and so he latches onto the idea that it’s all part of “his” plan, God and/or DIO’s. That’s why he finds comfort in knowing the future, knowing it’s all in the hands of Fate and removing his own blame and agency, which is why the narrator asks the viewer to judge for ourselves who did wrong, when we see the backstory of Wes, Enrico, and Perla. Pucci made a decision and it backfired horribly, so he doesn’t want to choose anymore.

It’s the way Pucci’s desire to be the messianic hero screws him over and causes tragedy; He’s so devoted to his position as a priest that rather than sabotaging it in order to just tell Perla the truth to her face (thus breaking the rules of the confessional), Pucci relies on this roundabout method so he can have it both ways, only to cause heartbreak and death. Pucci is so desperate to save humanity to make up for his own guilt and failure that he resets the universe, making him the worst kind of evil in his brother’s eyes; One totally oblivious to its nature. Pucci begs to die a martyr from Weather Report and Emporio, rather than just dying here and now.

Ungalo and Rikiel are prepared to die for Pucci once he gives them a sense of purpose to all of the inexplicable misfortune in their lives; Versus is also emboldened by this realization, but chooses to weaponize it for himself. The sons of DIO are people who all went through misfortune their whole lives, they’re ‘children of God’ who find comfort in devoting themselves to something they can actually believe in, that they believe will take care of them in some way; Like many Christians following the path of God, believing Heaven is waiting for them at the end of the tribulation and that it will all be worth it, that it all meant something and mattered and served a cause, like them. 

Pucci and the sons of DIO can no longer bear the pain and uncertainty of moving forward, so they aspire, Pucci especially, for a world where fate will move things along for them. They don’t have to take the first step, especially not Pucci, when Made in Heaven’s reset will compel him and everyone else to do what’s fated, regardless of what they try. 

Pucci fears and admires the courage of the Joestars who are able to step forward and face fate, engage and grapple with it, rather than just blindly accept and surrender in despair. If Diavolo precedes Pucci as someone too resistant of fate, Pucci is the opposite; Someone too resigned to it. Unlike the Joestars who know their fate but can work with what’s written in stone to change the other details. 

It’s why Pucci admires the first human to try a mushroom despite knowing it could kill them; But rather than put in the effort to get up to their level, Pucci would rather everyone stoop to his own, and claims he’s just sparing people noble yet needless pain (He’s only sparing himself by avoiding the reminder that he could and should be braver than this). He says he pities the human who tried a mushroom, adding that they were probably only motivated by hunger and desperation, and had no choice anyway.

I think Pucci is secretly envious of that courage, and that’s why he always downplays it afterwards by suggesting it’s foolishness rather than bravery. Pride, Envy, Wrath... Sloth given his despair, and a bit of Greed with the $800 dollar pants. Then there’s the BDSM vibes of Whitesnake for Lust, all that’s missing is Gluttony, which I guess the cherries and being devoured by the Green Baby account for...?

In all seriousness, Pucci wants guidance; He surrenders himself to God, follows the instructions led by DIO, and relies on Fate to tell him what to do when Made in Heaven resets the universe. Remember that time Pucci got around his brother’s Heavy Weather by removing his sight, and forcing Anasui to guide him? Yeah.

There’s a reason why Whitesnake obsesses with preserving the past, and I think part of it boils down to Pucci being afraid of its counterpart the Future; Which Made in Heaven, not entirely unlike King Crimson, allows Pucci to speed through and glimpse, to get through the worst of it ASAP and lessen the pain. He doesn’t want to accept that sometimes things just… happen.

[starry-blue-echoes]

A small idea: AU where Gravity works against Pucci, and Rikiel is taken into the Joestar fold at some point, anywhere from before Stone Ocean starts to in its endgame. The rod boi deserves some love.

yessssssss

okay but what if I take it a step further and somehow, someway all three of the brothers manage to get found by Jotaro and Jolyne as kids. Like, purely through Gravity Bullshit and accidentally meeting them and slowly forging bonds

Ungalo and Jolyne bumped into each other at the movie theatre for a Disney movie and clicked immediately, practically giving the whole movie a hushed commentary and promised to meet later to do this again

during a trip to the hospital when Jolyne got really sick and (Jotaro's actually there this time) she ends up befriending the really anxious kid she shared a room with and decides she wants to be friends with him so her parents exchange information with his mom

Jotaro was nearby when Donatello gets arrested and ends up being called in as a witness to vouch for what he meant by "they fell from the sky." After the trial is over and he learns exactly why Donatello was there and pulls some strings with the SWF to make sure he gets put in a good home

Jotaro probably realises who they are pretty quick, but just because they're Dio's kids doesn't erase the fact they're Joestars. They didn't ask for their father to be who he was, and they're completely innocent

plus, Jolyne would never forgive him if he ever mistreated her favorite cousins

fast forward to 2001 and Giorno learns that not only does he have a very large extended family, but three younger half brothers as well

also I think it would be funny that when Jotaro sends Koichi to Italy, the Brando kids just...... follow him. They used their Stands to pull it off without anyone noticing and the whole time the Bucci Gang is doing their whole thing they're being followed by some barely teenagers (Donatello would be 15 and Rikiel and Ungalo would be 13/14) who are On A Mission

hell, who knows maybe they even get Jolyne (who's 9ish I think) in on it because she's basically their sister and she wants to meet their new older brother!!!

[tonberry-yoda]

DIO as a father!!

Warnings - none!!

Word Count - 1,163

Notes - ever since i saw @mikibagels art of DIO as a dad, I knew I wanted to write something about it, so here it is!!! I am hoping to make a mini series with this, just like I did for Crocodile, so look out for those! Part 2 is going to be him meeting reader ;). let me know if you wanna be tagged for that!!! <333

DIO yawned, grabbing his morning coffee, barely awake. His hair was a mess and there were already two children grappling onto his leg. Rikiel had kept DIO up all night crying from the pain he was constantly feeling and both of them were exhausted. DIO always felt bad for the poor kid. He was always in some sort of pain and it was hard for him to express what was bothering him since he was still the youngest and learning English seemed to be harder for him than the other boys. Luckily though, Rikiel ended up falling fast asleep in DIO’s arms enough for the both of them to get a good amount of sleep, and now, he was underneath his father, making a hand motion that he wanted up.

DIO scooped him up in his arms and bounced him around, giving him little kisses on the cheek. “You ready to go shopping with daddy today?” He asked in a cutesy tone, squishing Rikiel’s chubby cheek, but making sure to not poke him with his sharp nails.

Rikiel nodded and bounced in DIO’s arms with a giggle.

“Yeah? Is big boy Riki gonna go to the store with daddy?”

Rikiel kept bouncing and giggling, very excited to go to the store with his dad.

“And we get to take your brother Ungie!”

Rikiel made a happy sound and clapped his hands together. “Ungie!”

“Yeah? You wanna go help daddy get the other boys up?”

Rikiel nodded and tried crawling out of DIO’s arms, so he set him down on the ground, where he ran directly to Ungalo and Rikiel’s shared room. He turned to DIO, waiting for him to open the door and DIO looked at Rikiel with a smile. “I love you, Riki.” He whispered, his hand on the knob of the door.

“I wuv you dada.” Rikiel whispered back with a smile, hugging his father’s leg.

Sure, it was hard being a single father, but DIO couldn’t help but admit that it was worth it in every way possible.

When DIO opened Ungalo’s door, Rikiel immediately ran in, tripping over his own foot, and fell. He got up slowly and said a small, “oops”, wiping off his pants and turning to his dad to make sure he was okay.

“You alright buddy?” DIO whispered in a calm tone.

Rikiel just smiled and nodded before jumping into Ungalo’s bed. “Ungie! Ungie wake up!!!”

Ungalo wiped his eyes and pushed Rikiel’s face away.

Rikiel pouted for a second before getting back up on the bed. “Ungie! Wakie!!”

DIO giggled and watched as Ungalo woke up, already giggling with his brother. Goodness four year olds had so much energy.

“You two be nice,” he said, putting his hands on his hips. “And Ungie, get up, daddy’s gonna make some breakfast.”

Ungalo nodded at DIO and got out of bed, showing Rikiel a creation he was proud of.

Immediately, without DIO even having to get them up, he heard both Versace and Giorno get up, giggling with each other. They ran into the kitchen and saw their dad with giant, untamed hair and sweatpants that could fall off at any second.

“Good morning, daddy!” They both said in unison, jumping in their father’s arms.

DIO caught them with ease and squeezed them in his big arms. “Good morning, boys. Are you ready for school today?”

They both smiled and nodded before getting onto explaining what their days would contain and DIO just listened, grinning like an idiot.

He handed them both their breakfast with a kiss onto each of their foreheads. “After you eat, make sure to get dressed, okay? I'll set out what you’re going to wear today on your beds.”

They both nodded, mouths full of pancakes and bacon.

“And slow down when you eat.”

DIO jokingly rolled his eyes before walking to Ungalo’s room, where he was showing Rikiel how to turn a bunch of random Legos into a boat that could float on water.

“Boys,” DIO said with a soft knock on the side of the door. “Breakfast is ready.”

They both jumped up with a smile and ran to the kitchen where DIO heard all of the boys saying a good morning to each other. He hurried to his own room, where he slipped on a lazy, but still tasteful outfit, and brushed out his tangley mane.

He picked out some outfits for Giorno and Versace and packed their bags for the school day. As he walked out of Giorno’s room, he saw the two boys run by giggling, apparently racing to see who could get their outfit on first and who could look best for the day.

“Ungie, Riki,” DIO stuck his head in the kitchen. “Are you two finished yet?”

From the syrup covered smile on Ungalo’s face and the crumbs covering Rikiel’s plate, DIO could definitely tell they were done. He wiped their faces and fingers. “You’re so sticky Ungie! How did you even get this much syrup on you?”

“Versace helped me!”

DIO was trying to hold back an irritated face. “Of course he did.” He just lightly shook his head and finished cleaning him up. “Well, let’s go get dressed so we can take your brothers to school.”

They ran to their shared room and DIO followed, picking out little outfits for them. Ungalo said that he could put it on himself and would ask if he needed any help. Rikiel said he’d do the same, but almost got stuck in the arm hole, thinking that’s where his head went, so naturally, DIO already had to help.

Satisfied by how the boys looked, and watching Ungalo struggle to put on his sneakers, he heard Giorno and Versace yelling for him in the kitchen. DIO gave Ungalo and Rikiel a kiss on the head and told them that if they needed any help to bring what they needed to the kitchen.

When he got to the kitchen, DIO saw Giorno and Versace holding up their lunch boxes, waiting for their dad to pack their lunch. Even though exhausted, he smiled and packed their lunch with ease, even adding silly little notes for the both of them. He handed them their backpacks and lunch pails and made sure everyone was ready.

All four boys lined up at the door, Rikiel still messing with the strap of his shoe. DIO smiled in satisfaction. They were definitely ready for the day, even if tired.

“Anything else you boys need?” DIO asked for the last time, grabbing his keys and slipping on his shoes. They all shook their heads and DIO led them to the car.

When they got to the school to drop off Giorno and Versace, everyone was exchanging hugs and goodbyes. Ungalo and Rikiel even made them sweet little notes for the day.

Even if it was just the five of them and sometimes it was tiring and lonely, DIO knew he had raised some great boys.

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@tonberry-yoda

[k1ranishf4]

My Lawyer Dio AU

I just want to clarify that I looked the characters up and researched if their birthdays were established. I’m keeping the canon ones and just made up some for those who don’t have a specified birthday.

We all know that Dio finished law school by the time he was 20 or 21 years old and 120/121 by the time Giorno was four. So I’ll just take this and move everything to the “modern” time.

Which basically means that Jonathan and Dio were born in 1967/68 instead of 1867/68.

But first of all, I’d like to specify that Stands still exist and Jonathan has his wonderful Hermit Purple but with roses. I’ll come up with a name later, I guess.

Also, since Jonathan is very much alive, Dio has his own body and is therefore still his canon height (185cm/6 ft 1 in)

To elaborate further:

Jonathan was born on April 4, 1968

He was 20 in Part 1, so I’ll just keep that in this AU as well. Only difference is that it’s 1989.

Now, I like to think that Dio’s older despite coming to the family later, which is really funny. Like, imagine you’re an only child until one day your father adopts a boy who’s like a year older than you and you end up having an older brother who’s the total opposite of you.

Since there’s no specific birthday, I’ll just make something up. Sooo… Dio: January 2, 1967

Obviously, this is also mudad, so I’m keeping his sons’ canon birth dates. But this also brings a few issues, if you will.

Giorno was born on April 16, 1985, which means that Dio was 18 when our Disney Princess was born.

He’s canonically a manwhore and I don’t intend on changing that anytime soon. He simply fucked around a lot in his last year of high school and the entirety of law school and ended impregnating four women.

I’ve checked and there aren’t canon birthdays for the other three, as well. All we know are their birth years. More to come up with for me.

Donatello: March 12, 1987

The thing is, despite being born in the same year, I like the thought of Rikiel being a few months older than Ungalo even tho he’s the local crybaby at home.

Rikiel: February 25, 1988

Ungalo: September 10, 1988

Now, Dio’s not the only one with children and I want to include George II and Erina too. George II’s canon birth year is 1889, so I’ll keep that as well but it’ll mean that Giorno, Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo are older than him.

Since he doesn’t have a specific birthday, I’ll just add nine months to Jonathan’s canon date of death, which is February 7, 1889.

George II: November 11, 1989

Guess what, Erina also doesn’t have a specified birthday!! We only know that it’s some time in 1869. Hmmmmmm…..

I want her birthday to be in June, to be honest.

Erina: June 26, 1969

Let’s not forget the grandpa, of course. The only thing I’ve found out is that he died in 1888. I want him to be 45, which would mean that he’d be born in 1843.

So, we’ll just take that and move it to the 20th century and we get May 16, 1943.

To summarize:

George I: May 16, 1943

Jonathan: April 4, 1968

Dio: January 2, 1967

Erina: June 26, 1969

Giorno: April 16, 1985

Donatello: March 12, 1987

Rikiel: February 25, 1988

Ungalo: September 10, 1988

George II: November 12, 1989

Let’s get to how our local hoe finds out about his sons. As I’ve already mentioned, Dio was 18 when Giorno was born but he didn’t know and obviously didn’t get custody right then.

It went like this:

Homeboy was sitting in his study in the year 1990 and was going over the most recent case, when one of the butlers came in and delivered a letter.

It was signed by all four of his past flings and it said that all four of them had a son each. They gave him a location to meet ‘cause neither of them really wanted the custody of them. At first, Dio thought that it might be a lie to get money since he’s the adopted son of a famous aristocrat but he also believed that it might be true.

Jonathan found out, because of course he did, and immediately sent a butler to get the car ready so that Dio could go. Dio didn’t have another choice but to do so, since his lovely brother just had to get involved.

Turns out the letter was honest to God and Dio came back with a five-year-old who had pitch black hair, a three-year-old with brown hair and two one-year-olds in his arms, one of which had dark skin and black hair with hot pink highlights styled into locs and the other with unusual pistachio green hair.

Welp, at least George II wouldn’t have to grow up alone🤷 anyway-

George I was delighted to have even more grandsons but he didn’t exactly approve of Dio being a manwhore, since that’s the opposite of how he raised his sons to be.

I want to include D’Arby and Vanilla Ice (as well as Hol Horse and maybe a few others of the Agents of DIO) as Dio’s personal butlers because it’s fun to imagine his sons judging them because of their fanatical loyalty to Dio, but I’m not sure how.

I’ll probably make him move into a different manor maybe four years later, where he has his own (canon) butlers/servants, whatever you want to call them. But I’ll obviously let them stay in England, a grandpa and an uncle want to see the kids, okay?

Dio still has his shithead asshole personality but he doesn’t go as far as wanting to kill his adoptive family and trying to claim the inheritance via vampirism, to the point where he literally wants to achieve heaven.

Nah, this man cares for them but is extremely bad at showing it, even though Jonathan and George know. Jonathan always knows. Dio had to learn the hard way that he can’t hide shit from his brother.

He has a good relationship with Erina, they constantly make fun of each other and hey, would you look at that! He didn’t forcefully kiss her when they were twelve!! She can kick ass and he acknowledges and respects that.

Coming back to the Stands, Dio noticed that The World is very useful with four rat children who can do nothing but cause chaos and misery for him. Especially when one or all of them decide that running into traffic is how they want to spend their evening.

I’m not exactly sure but I think it’s established in canon that Giorno is the only one who’s a born Stand User. I’ll change that in this AU and make his brothers born Stand User as well.

The years pass, blablabla, Giorno still takes over the Italian Mafia because he can and gets rich even tho he already is and his brothers still don’t know what to do when they’re adults.

But! They find out their older brother has started dating some dude (“his name’s Hugo or something.” “are you stupid, it’s Fugo” “Gugo, like I said.”) and they spy on them when they’re out on a date.

Dio doesn’t exactly care if or whom his sons date, or which gender that person has since he’s a bisexual slut who keeps sleeping around, but he’ll make sure that neither of the four are taken advantage of and checks their partners’ backgrounds and lifestyles behind their backs.

Now, adding the fact that he’s a slut to his career as a lawyer: he wins every case.

Reason number one: he’s beautiful

Reason number two: he’s charismatic

Reason number three: he’s manipulative

Reason number four: he’s cunning

Reason number five: he’s convincing

Reason number six: he sleeps with the judge when his client is actually guilty

One of his sons: are you ever gonna give us a stepmother or stepfather?

Dio, planning his next one-night-stand: step-what?

He reluctantly leaves his sons in the care of his obnoxious brother when he has to go somewhere for work-related purposes. He’d rather die, though. (When they were children, at least. When they were 15/13/12/12, he began leaving them at home in hopes of finding it still in one piece later)

It’s basically a huge mess with a lot of chaos and misuse of some Stands (“didn’t I tell you two to stop using your Stands in the mansion?” “Ungalo started it.” “LIAR! Donatello started it.”) but it’s also fun and Dio wouldn’t trade it for anything.

He promised himself to never stoop down to the level of his piece of shit birth father, and he’s keeping that promise.

Oh yeah, he still poisons Dario before being adopted by George I. Normal, am I right?

[gingersp1ce547]

ok it’s jojoever i have brainrot now i need to assign stands to every qsmp eggs

ramon : Killer Queen - bombs + cat what more do i need to say

Chayanne : Pearl Jam - Just making extremely good food

Tallulah : Hermit Purple - Thorns design that reminds of Rose

Leo : Purple Haze - Color matches + rabid dog vibes

Sunny : Emerald green - using jewels to fight is perfect for her

Empanada : Paisley Park - don’t have an explanation, em just gives me yasuho vibes

Pepito : Bohemian Rhapsody - go make spider-man real king

Dapper : Gold experience - gruesomely killing your enemies with your knowledge of living creatures is such a dapper thing

Pomme : Sex Pistols - go my little sniper queen

Richas : Heaven’s door - Perfect for an artist with a taste for fofoca

Dude i saw the word sex pistols in the context of stands my brain went “part 5? PART 5!” Like a dog hearing its name being called so im more than happy to brain rot with you bout all of this!

-killer queen is so perfect for ramon. If he had it during the election arc, fit would have to have stopped him form making foolish a speck of ash on the floor after he arrested tazercraft

-chays fits so well from a symbolic, “stands are a reflection of ones soul” perspective too. Like even though he’s a warrior, at heart he the main thing he cares about is taking care of his family though both physical protection and just general wellbeing. Such a good pick for him

-Hermit purple is such a good pick with tallulah. Im imagining phil sighing as he pulls out another camera for her to destroy before they eventually start having super cheap ones on hand for that exact purpose

-Listen i see purple haze for leo, i get it i can see the vision. But my fugo loving brain refuses to let go of what purple haze means for him as a stand symbolically and wants to give it to q!cellbit EVEN THOUGH WERE ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE EGGS.

Anyways in context of only assigning stands to the eggs 100% i think she should get out purple haze, but if were talking about everyone i also think born this way would be a really good fit for her and i cant quite explain why outside of the vibes just mathcing in my head

-sunny would so be besties with emerald green. Like tubbo would have to not only give sunny stuff but also it. I can totally see her giving it a nickname and its own room and stuff

-Your so right about empanda having yasuho vibes. Something about the crypticness of the power of paisley park coupled with all the shit both the characters have been though mashes really well together

- Bohemian rhapsody is so fucking funny for pepito. Especially because like idk if youve ever read any jojo’s fanfics but theirs this really good one called chimera were long story short the ascended version of dio from eyes over heaven goes to another universe and just fucks with the dio their by basically forcing him on a part jumping self-betterment arc? Anyways during it the author had the reason ungalo’s life became so shit was because he accidentally used his stand to make the story of holes come true with him acting as the main character and now every tine i think about that stand i cant not think of that.

But anyways him and roier would abuse the fuck out of his stand and it would in fact be hilarious

-As a giorno lover, dapper is so giorno coded. He would be so fucking unstoppable with that stand even without it being its requiem version. I can so see him using it to fuck with his dad for funnsies too.

-Pomme would be so sweet to the pistols too, she would make sure they get the best treats. I think at first she would struggle with keeping them in line but with etoiles help she would be the perfect balance of stern and sweet.

-richas with heavens door would be the absolute worst. Like the biggest menace ever. He would use it on his parents to make it so they could never give him a bath again and then they would have to find a work around for what doesnt count as bath but still technically got him clean until their able to convince him to reverse it.

[kittiefanz]

what is your headcannons about Dios kids?

A lot! I’ll start by one by one

Giorno : He likes sunsets , He’ll grab a camera and take pictures of it . He also is a morning person, he’ll wake up Mista even tho mista sleeps until 1pm in the afternoon. He probably visits his brothers once in a while . He really likes Old Italian music. He doesn’t like horror movies, even 80s one they freak him out. Him and Rikiel have a good brother bond . He never argue and agree on almost everything . He’s an amazing cook, Bruno Taught him how too.

Donatello: He loves Led Zeppelin, he’s a fan girl of Robert plant LMFAO!, He drinks coffee without anything in it . He really has a good brother bond with Rikiel but they also fight for the most stupidest reasons. He dresses like it’s the 70s, he loves that decade. He uses a lot of hairspray for his bangs. He smokes when pucci isn’t around, he thinks he’ll brag to him how it could kill him and he should stop. He also likes The doors and more classic rock bands. He also smokes with Ungalo, Every time pucci gets home they’ll start panicking cause the whole house smells like weed.

Rikiel: He loves 90s pop, it gives him confidence. He’s mixed with British and African American and also Caribbean. He thinks that Donatello has a tattoo on his neck but to scared to ask cause he’ll call him a dumbass. Him and Ungalo argue on what to eat for dinner. He likes to keep things clean because it’ll keep him calm. He hates the way Ungalo smells. Ungalo smells like weed . He has posters of Erykah Badu from the 90s and The Cardigans . He has a lot of cow print clothes . He’s favorite drink is milkshake. He could probably cook but at the same time will burn cookies in the oven. Cleans Ungalos room because it’s so messy. He likes to keep himself clean too, he keeps a towel on him every time it’s hot.

Ungalo: HUGE heavy metal and Nu metal fan. He has a lot of band shirts like Queen , Deftones, Insane Clown Posse. He’s room is so messy, he doesn’t clean it because he thinks it’s stupid. He keeps a smoke on him whenever he’s going somewhere. He hates kids, he thinks they’re brats but would he hurt one? Nah. He bothers Rikiel all the time , he’ll say he’s name over and over again but then say you’re mom and walk away. He tried to cook toast once but, it was burnt and then like ask Pucci for help. He hates skincare, he thinks that it’s too much work and you should let your skin be yourself but Rikiel buys him a lot . He LOVES horror movies and Children Movies, he forces his brothers to watch them . He walks around town and Takes pictures of places he thinks are haunted. He has a lot of baggy clothes, in his room you’ll see like albums just cross the floor . He sleeps 24/7 shirtless.

[berryvalentine]

Ungalo?

Bless you Beberry 💕

Mistletoe Meetings ♡ (Closed) 

His vision was getting a bit hazy... He knew then that the edible had hit him hard all of a sudden. He giggled to himself as he was attempting to lead you where he wanted you to go, but you were also feeling the effects of that edible you had earlier too. It felt like your hand was glued to Ungalo’s which you didn’t mind, but you found it kind of funny. You loved being near him so the thought of being glued to him didn’t seem to bother you in the slightest. Ungalo suddenly paused though, it seemed he lost his sense of direction. 

“Shit... Now where is it?” Ungalo was looking around. Although it had felt that Ungalo led you pretty far away from the couch, the two of you had only taken a few steps away from it. 

“Where’s what?” You honestly had no clue what he was looking for. You were just glad he was still holding your hand. You wanted to give it a squeeze but it felt like your hand didn’t want to cooperate at all. Your mind was thinking it, but your hand didn’t seem to want to do the action. 

“Uhh... Wait, wait. Hold on.” Ungalo needed a moment. 

If only he could gather his thoughts. Usually he handled edibles better, but not when you were around. You gave him that feeling where it almost felt like this excitement stirring inside of his belly, but it also sometimes felt like maybe it wanted to be nausea. What was that called again? Oh right, butterflies. You gave him that. It made it difficult for him to focus when that happened. 

You still had no idea what he was talking about. Your eyes began to wander as you took in the scenery; Ungalo’s apartment looked so much different when you were under the influence. All the lights looked so bright, and some of them looked like pretty Christmas lights right now. You reached your free hand to touch it and then you noticed something hanging over on the doorway. 

“Haha! Dude! Did you hang weed in your hallway?” you felt a giggle fit coming on. The idea just tickled you so much, but it wasn’t surprising of Ungalo to do that sort of thing.

“Tch. It’s not weed!” Ungalo huffed, but then realized that was where he put the mistletoe. He wondered if the moment was ruined because you saw it already... How was he supposed to pull this off? He wasn’t smooth like his brothers. What’s a good line to use? 

While he was pondering where to go from here, now you decided to take charge and lead Ungalo over there to get a closer look. It still tickled you so much that Ungalo would hang up weed as a decoration. You wanted to get a closer look and then finally it clicked in Ungalo’s mind.

“Wait, shit! That’s what I was looking for!” Ungalo was quick to say, but he wondered if this ruined the moment. 

“... Huh? Why? You gonna smoke it?” you gave him a smug look, you still didn’t seem to realize what it was. 

“What? Nah! You can’t smoke mistletoe!” Ungalo spat out... Wait, he just gave away his own surprise.

Now you were looking up once more, the ‘weed’ you were staring at now seemed like there had been two of them. 

“Mistletoe?”  although your movements and reactions were slow, you felt the excitement in your chest. Did this mean he wanted to kiss you? You made eye contact which felt like forever. You wanted to lean in first, but it felt like you were still frozen from the surprise that he actually wanted to kiss you! This rush was so overwhelming.

Ungalo leaned forward first, now pressing his lips against yours. He didn’t want the kiss to last for too long since he was worried maybe his breath was unpleasant or maybe you didn’t want this. He was worried, but he wanted to take a chance... He pulled back ever so slightly, but you pulled him back closer. 

“You know, uh... We could take this back to the couch if you wanna? Maybe.” Ungalo couldn’t look at you. He was worried you might still reject him.

You smiled at him and then led him back to the couch. You didn’t want to be too far from him ever again. 

[the-illiterate-pirate]

And across the universe, someone else is getting laid on their birthday Enjoy priest fuckers

Nsfw, bondage, but it's not really talked about, not betaread because I'm not happy with this, what's new. yeah that's about it

Pucci stared down at the present, wrapped up in a silky red ribbon, lied out innocently on the floor before him with suspicious eyes.

"Happy birthday father. enjoy the gift"

His onyx eyes looked over the note for a second time in Donatello's terrible, jagged hand writing signed with his name and Rykiel's and Ungalo's near the bottom.

It had to be some terrible, horrible joke from the three... But the longer his eyes raked over the ribbon that pressed into your naked skin so perfectly and wrapped around the curves and valleys of your body... He began to think it wasn't a joke.

His tongue clicked against his teeth as he started to kneel between your split thighs. They twitched at the noise and you whimpered, trying to shuffle away from him but it was futile, his thick hands kept you in place. They trailed down to get a handful of your ass.

"My, what a thoughtful gift." He said licking his lips. You keened at his warm palms massaging into your flesh while he pressed kisses into your chest.

"Please don't hurt me..." You pleaded in a voice that reminded Pucci of silk. He cooed and began to pet your wet hair like you were a little puppy dressed in silk. "There's no need to worry. I assure you everything I'm about to do to you will be delightful."

He all but moaned at the feeling of his wandering fingers finding your soaked entrance. Already the hole between your legs was gapping and wet, and Pucci decided that he wouldn't dwell on the idea of how right now. His other hand pinched your sensitive nipple between two digits, and your body threw itself forward to relieve the pain, and Enrico watched you in lustful awe. He played with you more, licking his dry lips wet again, shuffling uncomfortably against the lump forming between his legs.

Did you taste as good as you looked? He had to find out.

His plump lips found there way to the mounds on your chest, taking one of your nipples into his warm mouth. His right hand found it back to your core and started pumping three digits into you, feeling your hot inner walls squeezing against his intruding fingers, he moaned out loudly against you and you followed quickly. You made the quiet mistake of whimpering his name. It went straight into his crotch in a pleasurable tingle. He wanted more, feel more, taste more. All control he had went out the window now, he lost the bottom half of his robes but was too desperate to take off his top. In a fluid motion he pointed his length at your core and dug in, letting go a shuddering gasp when his cock dragged against your velvety walls.

His tongue tangled yours in a hot tango as he desperately humped into you. Pucci's hands grabbed at every squishy part of you for strength, your hips slapping together made a sickening beat against the empty white walls. Your mind was too muddied with thoughts of being filled up with his thick cock to even think about how wrong it was to be doing this inside the church. Your vision was full of Pucci's beautiful eyes, his starry pupils rolling in his skull as he neared his release. You were close too, you realize now.

"My own small slice of Heaven, right here in my arms." He moaned into your mouth. "You're perfect my dear. Tonight, let me indulge in filling you up with my seed."

You were too overstimulated to answer, but you didn't think Pucci would care to ask again. It was about him tonight, he could use you however he pleased. The poor man deserved it, after so long of taking care of the church and you four deviant bastards with no break.

All too soon he came inside you with a low call of your name. He flooded your insides full, and it triggered your own sick release after him. Your mixed fluids ran down the curve of your thighs to stain the floor. There was a moment where Pucci fought to catch his breath. Once done, he cut you free to hold you close. Finally, you could do the same back, running your shaking fingers through his cropped hair. His hums vibrated through his chest into your, Pucci pulled you into another deep kiss, softer than before. His orgasmic high left him boneless on top of you, his lust for your body was gone now and all he wanted was your loving hands to hold him.

"I love you." He said softly against your cheek. No more words were said as he silently carried you away from the room to a bath and bed waiting for the both of you.

[yanderememes]

Yandere Prince!Giorno Headcanons

Many thanks to the anon who sent the yandere Giorno Cinderella AU ask! ❤️ I always wanted to talk about yandere AUs on this blog 😊 I have plenty of yandere jojo AUs I wanna do too, what are some of your fav AUs?

I had so many hcs for yan prince!Giorno waaaayyyyyyy before I started this blog (but most of them are not sfw lmao). Prince!Giorno is slightly different from og universe yan!Giorno.

Here is my sfw yan Prince!Giorno hcs and lore with the royal AU, under the cut!

Short ver: prince Giorno falls in love with an evil!Reader

He's been sheltered his whole life

in this medieval/royalty AU, there's King!Dio and his sons - Giorno, Donatello, Rykiel, and Ungalo. No queen, cuz Dio is a king who rules his kingdom all by himself

Unlike the og universe, Dio raises and takes care of them

Giorno loves his father but can't accept King Dio's cruel nature and how he treats the citizens of their home kingdom

He's next in line to become king. And although Giorno could wait till he's officially crowned king to change the country, he can't stand to see Dio's vial treatment any longer. He needs the throne. NOW.

That's where he meets Bucciarati and joins his group of rebellions. Bucciarati plans to take down King Dio and stop his treachery

But they'll need the help of outsiders. People with great power outside of the Kingdom. Bucciarati plans to leave with his group to find outside help

One night, Giorno runs away from home and decides to travel with Bucciarati's group

They travel far and wide to another country where Bucciarati has heard of a powerful ruler

Once they arrive, that's where they meet you. In my mind, I always imagined reader being a cruel dictator who won the heart of their entire country with their perfect facade

Bucciarati doesn't agree with your methods of ruling the country but understands that you hold a lot of power. Unlike Dio who rules his people through fear, you rule your people through love (the people of your country are dedicated and loyal to you) which will be a huge advantage for the rebellion

Bucciarati's group will have to stay in your country for a while as you all plan on how to take down Dio

During his stay, Giorno pretty much fell in love with you at first sight.

Again, he's been sheltered his whole life so he's unsure of how to approach you. He's very... Innocent, but in a very dark way

It starts off with a lot of staring. He'll stare at you during meetings or when you're all sharing dinner

Soon after he'll seek your presence. He notices you're always in your garden when you're not working. He wants to keep you company and spend time with you.

He's so happy. You love flowers and plants too! It's so nice to share your botany knowledge with someone who appreciates it. That'll make him fall more yandere for you later on

Once he gathers more courage, Giorno will begin to visit you at night. He'll sneak off from his room he has to share with his friends

It's during these night visits is where you see a totally lovesick Giorno

he'll rest his head on your lap, leaning in closer to your touch as you stroke his hair

when he looks up, all you see are his lovestruck eyes. You could swear you see hearts in them. That's when you knew you got Giorno wrapped around your finger. He's fallen madly in love with you. This sheltered prince who's fallen in love with the great country's ruler will do anything for you.

although well-mannered and polite like any prince, there is a sense of darkness that looms over him and his eyes when he sees others speaking to you

And you were more than willing to use that to your advantage...

[ungalobrando]

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[cluescorner]

Erina and Her Sons

Because Erina would love and accept all of the sons DIO made with Jonathan’s body. 

Let’s start with the relatively easy children:

- Everybody thinks that Erina and Giorno are biologically related. The two look very similar and are also similar in their disposition. Both are more introverted, enjoy studying biology and can help people medically, and are truly virtuous at heart. Though Erina struggles with the fact that Giorno is, no matter how you spin it, a murderer who now runs the largest mafia in Italy, even if he is improving the world through his actions. Erina would also make sure Giorno never went hungry after finding out he was neglected as a child, always sending homecooked meals to the villa. Erina is also the first person to assure Giorno that, despite how he looks like DIO, Erina sees so much of Jonathan in him. Due to her status as Giorno’s mother, Erina is possibly the most protected woman in the world and Giorno cherishes her deeply. 

- While Rikiel was always a sickly child, his propensity to completely freeze up over the smallest stressors always stood out to Erina. After taking him to several specialists (pulling some strings within the hospital she worked at), Rikiel was diagnosed with Panic Disorder. While Rikiel was initially bullied due to this, Erina was the first person to use her son’s condition in a neutral tone, not as an insult. She was always there to comfort Rikiel and never allowed him to think that a problem with his brain chemistry was his own fault. Erina also noted Rikiel’s honorable nature and fostered that trait, alongside his more compassionate nature. Since Rikiel was no longer able to attend school due to his disorder, Erina enrolled him in newly established online programs so that he could still keep up with his brothers academically. And once Rikiel revealed that he wanted to go into the fashion business, Erina supported him all the way and even offered to model for him if needed. Rikiel always ensured that Erina was caught up on trends, if not directly basing his work on things she wore as a working mother. ‘Scrub-chic’ just happened to explode onto the scene after Rikiel noticed that Erina seemed to consider her work-clothes ugly, just a coincidence. 

Erina honestly struggles with parenting both Donatello and Ungalo, but she’s going to try with all her heart:

- Erina notes both Donatello’s ruthlessness and intelligence, quickly realizing that he could turn into another DIO if put under the wrong circumstances. And he had been in those circumstances previously, prison was horrible to Donatello, and Erina knew she had her work cut out for her. So she always does her best to teach Donatello to be kind above all else. Due to Donatello’s observant nature, she mostly achieves this through modeling behavior for him: taking time out of her day to invite people on the streets to lunches that she’ll pay for in full, utilizing her job as a doctor to show Donatello how selflessness won’t always get you hurt, and always trying to be awake in time to help her sons with whatever they need to get ready for the day. Erina cares about Donatello regardless of how quickly he learns this behavior, and it takes him quite a while to learn to prioritize compassion. But the two bond anyways, developing a mutual trust if not a more mother-son relationship initially. Erina’s lessons about kindness come to a head after she has a terrible day at work where she had to tell a pregnant woman that her husband had died suddenly, taking the brunt of the woman’s hurt and empathizing a bit too much. She comes home and Donatello immediately notices that something is off. Instead of simply ignoring Erina’s off behavior, Donatello asks Erina what happened and holds her when she inevitably breaks down. He does his best to comfort her and only complains about the work he should be doing instead of helping Erina once or twice. Erina, once she can stop weeping, is satisfied knowing that Donatello was kind to her without expecting anything in return. From here, their relationship improves dramatically and Donatello also begins to improve as a person. 

- Ungalo was the hardest to handle by far. He takes after all of DIO’s worst traits and seems to have very few good ones at times. Ungalo takes his bastardness much more personally than the rest of his brothers, occasionally redirecting that anger unfairly at Erina since she’s the one actively trying to take on a parental role in his life. To top it all off, Ungalo is still struggling with addiction and isn’t exactly looking to get clean any time soon. Erina knows that this will be a test of both her kindness and her patience, and does her best to be a good mother to Ungalo regardless. She sends him to rehab and does her best to ensure he stays clean afterwards. Erina tries to tolerate his more...sadistic nature and encourages him to channel it into creative work rather than onto real people. This is when Erina takes note of his incredible creativity, channeling his imagination into art and writing with stride. She begins to see a light at the end of the tunnel for Ungalo, and guides him on the way. While Erina helps Ungalo apply for comic writing position, Ungalo begins to show how much he cares for Erina. He asks her questions about Jonathan and genuinely listens as she rambles on and on about him for tens of minutes without rest. Eventually, he gives her a birthday gift he’s been working on for months: a portrait of what he imagines Jonathan would look like if he’d grown old with Erina, filling in old images with Jonathan throughout the years and showing him as Erina remembers him. 

[sslow-dancer]

heyy may I request a family fluff modren au oneshots with jonathan joestar? ty!

A/N: Since you said family... I thought I’d add the rest of Jonathan’s (and Dio’s bleh) kids with George II AND Danny! :)

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“Thank You For This.” (Jonathan Joestar x Reader)

Warnings: none!

Description: On the Saturday after the last day of school for your eldest boys, you invite the entire family to a picnic at the local park. Though you face some challenges before getting to that first…

NOTE: P/P/T stands for “preferred parent title.” This one-shot is gender-neutral, I want all to be comfortable! 💙

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“Boyyys! Shoes. We’re leaving soon. We need to get a good spot to eat at the park so get ‘em on.” you call out from the kitchen.

It’s a Saturday afternoon, the sun is extra bright out in your beloved city of New York and summer is the season many students have waited for. Your sons just as excited.

George has just finished up his 8th year in middle school, Giorno’s 3rd in elementary and Donatello’s 2nd in elementary. Rikiel and Ungalo are yet to start. They’ll be going once the breezy fall/autumn season is back.

It takes a lot to take care of 5 boys in one household. Though luckily your job becomes a bit easier when your archaeologist husband, Jonathan Joestar, gets a few days off. And thus, you plan out family hang outs here and there. This time, spending a day at the park to celebrate your boys’ achievements.

You use a rolling pin to knead at the cookie dough on the counter. You had already baked up some double chocolate chip cookies but decided to make some sugar cookies as well as George, Girono and Donatello prefer them. The two youngest of the 5 having a sweeter tooth. And your husband of course not caring, the large man will eat everything his sons leave over.

You sigh as you don’t hear any noise from the top floor. You stop your kneading and go to wash your hands under the faucet. You dry them off on your apron and walk up the steps. Your ears are filled with loud noise and your eyes widen. You just walked into a chaotic scene.

There in the room in full view from the stairs lays a sleeping Donatello under a large pile of blankets. Giorno is in the bathroom brushing his teeth while Jonathan attempts to fix his messy hair. George’s door is closed and loud with the sound of video games inside. And the sight that has confused you the most- a naked Ungalo getting chased around by a Rikiel in pull ups with a towel. Danny barks behind the toddlers, Ungalo giggles as Danny reaches his side.

“Hey, what-“

You’re cut off when George exits his room and brushes past you with his face glued to his phone. You question your oldest as he approaches the stairs, texting god knows who.

“George, what the hell happened-“

“Don’t ask me. Dad only told me to get ready and I did that.” George replies in a blunt tone. He puts his phone in his pocket and pats the side of his leg, he mouthes a “come on” to Danny. The dog runs over and heaves happily as George pats his head. They both rush down to the first floor.

You place your hands on your hips and huff in disbelief. The youngest run past you, your face scrunching up as you grumble lowly. You manage to catch Ungalo by grabbing him by the shoulders and picking him up by the waist. You grab the towel from a dazed Rikiel and wrap it around your naked son. Ungalo wraps his little legs and arms around you as you direct Rikiel to go to his room and wait for you. The 3 year old pouts as he pads his way down. You sigh shaking your head as you approach Donatello’s room and knock on his opened door multiple times.

“Come on! Wake up, wake up. I told you to get enough sleep last night. And get those blankets off of you, you’ll overheat.” you exclaim aggressively. Your middle child groans, his arm reaches out as if there’s an alarm clock next to him. Ungalo giggles as he pulls at your apron and points over at a now ready Giorno walking down to join his older brother. ‘At least 2 of the 5 are ready’ you think ‘and the dog…” you add on humorously.

Half of your husband’s stature appears from outside the bathroom. He dries his hands with a small towel and walks out. He closes the door and looks at you. You lift an eyebrow.

“Jonathan…” you mutter frustratedly. A clueless Jonathan looks up.

“Yes, my love?”

You point at the naked boy in your arms, the boy sleeping under piles of blankets and the half-naked boy sitting on the bed carelessly swinging his feet. You place a hand on your hip.

“What is the meaning behind all this? Our youngest are practically naked-“ you lock eyes with Ungalo, you sigh “well…one is naked. And one is still asleep. Only 2 are ready! What’s going on? I thought you were good at controlling them while I’m busy…”

Jonathan laughs soundlessly, taking Ungalo from your arms and placing a kiss on your forehead. You groan.

“It’s no time to be lovey dovey here… I’m yet to prepare the sandwiches for everyone.”

“And I’m not trying to be, it’s just who I am. I want you to be calm. Let me explain.” he says with a sweet voice. You frown as you cross your arms and look down at your feet.

He walks over to Ungalo’s and Rikiel’s shared bedroom. He places Ungalo on the bed as he goes into their closet and picks out outfits for them. You stand at the doorway and watch him get your sons dressed.

“I was going to dress these boys first but Giorno told me he wanted to try a new hairstyle as he’s grown it out and plans to dye it blonde. So I helped him out with that. Donatello had already gotten up-“ he laughs a little, your mind wondering how he’s able to keep so positive as you’re worried that you won’t get the best spot at the park. “But he somehow fell asleep again after he played with Ungalo and Rikiel. He actually helped me shower them too so he must’ve fallen asleep before he dressed them fully.”

Ungalo happily runs out with his shoes in hand, telling his father that he can tie them himself. Jonathan nods in response and finishes tying Rikiel’s shoes. Rikiel giggles following after Ungalo. He smiles lovingly, you blink, a blank expression on your face. Your gaze going from Donatello finally standing up to get ready and back to him innocently smiling. You exhale through your nose.

“Okay, I believe you. Your story sounds- fine. But I’m still confused as to why you didn’t do anything about the boys and Danny chasing each other.” you ask with genuine uncertainty. Jonathan shakes his head.

“Well, that one’s on me. Which I apologize for. Even though I asked Donatello to dress them, I don’t blame him. All I did was tell them to go to their room while I helped Giorno. In truth, I feel Girono could’ve done everything himself but I wanted to bond with each of our sons before I go to work again. George and I even spoke before you were awake. I come home late often and don’t get to see all unless one or more of them are awake.” he places a hand over his heart “I swear an event like this will never happen again. Please do not stress, you know I don’t like seeing you that way.”

You hum, uncrossing your arms as you think. Well he only is one person, what do you expect? Your boys just got done with school too, they must be tired and desiring to sleep in most days.

Jonathan nears you and wraps his arms around your waist, he pecks the side of your mouth. You hum again, embarrassed at how angry you got. He knows you well, so he goes on to say,

“Don’t be embarrassed. You deal with them more than me. So it’s understandable that you got upset. Go downstairs and finish up. I’ll deal with Donatello, okay?” he caresses your cheek, his touch always soothes you. You hesitantly remove his hand and nod. You go down and become content when all your boys offer to help.

~Time Skip~

An hour later, you all arrive at the park. Lucky for you, a grassy area near a playground is open.

Jonathan lays out a large blanket for you all to sit on. You set down the two baskets of food and goodies and let your family get comfortable in their own seats.

“I call the PBJ!” Giorno calls out. Ungalo pouts and crosses his arm, he nudges at your sleeve.

“But I want that…” he says sadly. You laugh, searching through one of the baskets.

“Oh honey, don’t worry. I’m sure we have one more…”

You give him one and smile when he hugs your side. All the others ask of you and Jonathan for things and activities as the day goes on.

“Dad, can I go for a quick walk around the park?” George asks.

“P/P/T, may I have a cookie?” Rikiel asks shyly.

“Can I go play fetch with Danny? I’ll stay near, I promise.” Donatello asks.

“I want to look at the garden- can we go after they’re done playing?” Giorno asks as he points at Ungalo and Rikiel playing tag with the other kids at the playground.

You and Jonathan never said no to their questions. You love and trust them with all your being- them going against you is low in chances.

You collect your belongings and go to the garden Giorno asked to go to. You hold a basket in front of you as you watch Giorno educate his brothers about the different plants and insects. Your heart melts as George picks up Rikiel and Donatello pick ups Ungalo to help them inspect the taller plants.

Jonathan removes the basket from your hands and places them in front of you both. You look at him confused. He smiles as he takes your hand and kisses the back of it.

“Thank you for this.” he whispers. You rolls your eyes playfully as you mindlessly ask,

“For what?”

“For giving me a family… I wouldn’t ask for anything in this world aside from pure happiness for you and our boys. You all keep me going and I appreciate you the most for that.”

You’re a blushing mess as he leans in and kisses you. You kiss back, true love can be seen by outsiders. You locks arms with him and place your head on his shoulder.

You and your husband resume to watching your sons bond and blossom.

[sayuricorner]

Miraculous Ladybug salt x Jojo’s bizarre adventure: “Biodad!Jonathan Joestar” AU

Headcanons part 1

Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing.

Warning 2: This AU content salt don’t like don’t read!

Warning 3: For the Jojo character’s palettes colors I use the anime palette colors as reference.

If you want to use this AU you can! just credite and tag me in return please! :)

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So, in many ML biodad AUs Marinette’s bio dad is most of the time someone like Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark, but how about:

                                 Biodad! Jonathan Joestar AU

I mean when you think about it both Marinette and Jonathan are alike in looks and personnality!

Appearance:

-Both got blue hair

-Both got light blue eyes

Personnality:

-Both are kind souls

-Both are selfless and think about others before themself most of the time

-Both got a strong sense of justice

-Both are very smart

-Both are combative when needed

-Both don’t hesitate to put themself in danger to protect others

-Both can over-react when they’re carried away by their emotions

And just imagine the story possibilities with this AU!

“But Sayuri! Jonathan Joestar is from the Victorian aera and Marinette is born in the french modern aera how Jonathan would be Marinette’s bio dad in this AU?”

Well the same way which make Giorno, Donatello, Ungalo and Rikiel Jonathan’s kids:

Yep! In this AU Marinette is another child born from Dio’s one night stands!

Now I know that make Marinette Dio’s daughter too and I know Giorno, Donatello, Ungalo and Rikiel are mostly know as Dio’s children but to be honest I consider them more as Jonathan’s kids than as Dio’s because honnestly outside of the head the rest of the body is Jonathan’s.

How Marinette’s conception happen then? Well here’s how:

Years before Marinette’s birth, a young adult Sabine Cheng was on a trip in Egypt, she meet Dio in a bar one night, he seduced her and they got a one night stand, with Dio having the intention to suck Sabine’s blood after, but at one Dio got a brutal crisis.

Normally anyone would get afraid and run away but instead Sabine, being the kind person she was, had done all she can to calm down Dio with all the tenderness she can give. And without being aware of it this actually saved her life.

After helping Dio to calm down both fall asleep, Dio woke up later in night while Sabine was still asleep.

Remembering the warm and familiar kind feeling he experienced during his “episode”, a feeling he didn’t feel for a very long time, he decided to spare Sabine under the pretext he wasn’t in the mood to suck her blood anymore before living to go back to his mansion.

In the morning Sabine wake up only to notice Dio left and never see him again after that night, she go on with her trip and when she go back to France she found out she was pregnant.

She decided to keep the baby, times later she meet and fall in love with Tom Dupain, both end up marrying to each other and Tom adopt Marinette and became legally her father.

The Dupain-Cheng couple also decided to give her a middle name “Joanne” in memory of one of Tom’s aunts with who he was close, making her full name “Marinette Joanne Dupain-Cheng”

Does that mean Marinette in this AU had the Joestar birthmark? Yep, she does! And she also got the Joestar genes when it’s come to body shape: as a kid she look like a shrimp but when she will be older she will get rather tall and will got more muscules to her peers’s surprise.

Did she had a stand in this AU? Yes!

Her stand is called [Viva la vida], a reference to the Coldplay’s song, this stand had the power to create miracles like making plants grow, healing illness and bad injures or being a big source of luck she also had a big affinity with plants and animals. But her powers had limits for example while her miracles allow her to bring back someone to life it’s only possible if the dead person isn’t dead for a too long time and make a powerfull miracle drain Marinette energy and she end up knocked out for a time.

When Marinette is Ladybug, [Viva la vida]’s miracles powers are stronger.

[Viva la vida] isn’t a stand know for her strengh but she’s very fast which allow her to make a lot of punches and kicks at the same time.

Stand’s appearance: [Viva la vida] is an humanoid stand with beetle features, her color schemes are black white and pink, she had beetle wings, big rond blue non-reflective eyes and her head is rond with two anthenas and is a head smaller than Marinette.

But if [Viva la vida] is a cute stand when Marinette is a civil, when the young girl took her Ladybug form, her stand took a more imposing and majesting appearance, she became taller, more muscular, her eyes smaller and almond shaped, her whole body get more armors features and her colors scheme change to black and red with black dots and she emit a rather intimidating aura.

Stand’s behavior: [Viva la vida] is a very expressive stand and very sentient and is a friendly and playfull stand. She’s very curious by nature and had the habit to examin in curiosity when Marinette meet new people or stands. Her being very sentient allow her to sometimes act as a conscience to Marinette.

She also love to eat cookies baked by Marinette.

When Marinette is Ladybug, [Viva la vida] is more serious and a more combative behavior.

Stand’s cry: “Mira!” a reference to “miraculous” and to the word miracle.

AU additional details:

-Class salt

-Bustier salt/bad teacher Bustier

-Adrien salt or Adrien sugar(it’s up to whoever use this AU)

-Lila salt

-Chloe redemption

-Class redemption, a part having a redemption or none of them having a redemption(you choose)

-Permanent miraculous user Luka

-Permanent miraculous user Kagami

-Stand user Luka

-Not everyone die AU/temporary death AU: if some Jojo characters like the Pillarmen, Caesar, Kakoyin, Avdol and Iggy are alive but others like Buccellatti, Abbacchio, Narancia and La Squadra are still dead but will not stay dead(You’ll see).

-Good father Jotaro

-Marinette's closed friends/loved ones calling her "Jojo" in reference to her middle name "Joanne"

-Donatello, Ungalo and Rikiel adopted by the Dupain-Cheng

-Protective siblings Donatello, Giorno, Rikiel and Ungalo

-Marinette being the baby sister of all Jonathan’s and Dio’s kids

-[Viva la vida] being a cute stand

-Marinette, Giorno, Donatello, Ungalo and Rikiel not acknowledging Dio as their dad

-Protective Joestar family

-Jonadad

-Good parents Sabine and Tom Dupain-Cheng

-Permanent miraculous users Donatello, Ungalo and Rikiel

-Badass Marinette

-Scientist Gina Dupain at Speedwagon Foundation

-Diavolo and Doppio getting differents boddies

-Akumatised Marinette with her stand being corrupted and turned into a sentimonster.(You’ll see! ;) )

-Temporary Ladybug!Giorno (You’ll see! ;) )

-Diavolo still stuck in the death loop(’cause it’s only canon if Diavolo die!)

-The Pillarmen knowing about the miraculous

-Shipping:You decide the ship you want just not Adrinette please

Arcs for this AU:

The bizarre origins arc:

This arc is about the origins of Marinette’s birth, her growing up and getting a stand, becoming Ladybug and learning to accomplish her duties as Ladybug while learning to control and use her stand and meeting others stand users.(ex: Luka)

The bizarre USA adventures arc:

Take place times after Lila’s return, the liar keep her word and little by little Marinette’s friends turned their back on her and the fights against the akumas are always very hard to not say harder especially ever since she became the guardian.

Seeing their daughter’s moral so down Sabine and Tom decide to send Marinette to Gina to the USA for summer break. After making sure to had Kaalki with her to teleport back to Paris when an akuma attack, Marinette go on a trip to the USA with her grandmother.

But what should have been a normal vacation trip will take a bizarre turn when Marinette will learn about Gina’s job at the mysterious Speedwagon Foundation which will lead to a meeting with four ancients Aztec gods of fitness, getting informations about stands and her mysterious lineage and a meeting with three american unknow brothers.

(In this AU the Pillarmen aren’t dead after Battle Tendency but they’re detained by the Speedwagon Foundation)

The bizarre mass resurection mystery arc:

A lot of things happened in Marinette’s life, things she didn’t expected whatever in good or bad.

Finding out about her grandmother’s job at the Speedwagon Foundation, learning more about her stand, finding about the existence of three brothers and having said newfound brothers being adopted by her parents, her friends isolating her thank to Lila and learning she by Bustier she and Chloe were banned from the class field trip...

So she decided with to create with other classmates from the school a trip club and after some successful fundraisers the club get a trip to Italy.

And since Hawkmoth seemed to not have attacked for a time there isn’t any problems to go on that trip.

In Italy, on Giorno’s side the part 5 events happen just like in canon while on Marinette’s side she and the trip club get a good time in Italy until a particuliary violent stand user akuma attack the country. He was akumatised by Hawkmoth ‘cause Gabriel Agreste was on a business trip in Italy and thought creating a akuma in the country would attract Ladybug and Chat Noir and give him an advantage since the akuma attack in a unfamiliar place.

The fight was very hard but in the end Marinette and her allies were able to beat the akuma and with her miraculous powers combined with her stand powers she revert any damage... it’s even worked for damage/injuries/death by stands leaving Marinette knocked out for a time since she use a lot of energy while using her stand’s miracle powers.

On Giorno’s side after he beat Diavolo and became the boss it was noticed that Buccelatti, Narancia, Abbacchio, the whole La Squadra were bring back to life.

Even Doppio was back but in a boddy of his own.

Everyone thought at first this was the work of [Gold experience requiem] but it was reveiled later this was the work of another stand which will put Giorno, his gang and even Jotaro with the SWF on a big infestigation which will lead them to the stand user resposible for this mystery and unknowly to them and to Marinette to one big bizarre family reunion.

The bizarre family arc:

With everything which happened in Italy, Marinette not only had to deal with Lila, Hawkmoth, the akumas and her guardian duties but also with the discovery of an extended families and horrible and disturbing informations about “one of her bio fathers”.

And one day Lila took things too far leading Marinette to unleash all her frustration, stress and anger making her akumatised and it will be up to Giorno as a temporary Ladybug holder, her true friends and her family to saved her from herself and from Hawkmoth’s influence.

But the task will be hard with not only Marinette being akumatised but also with her stand [Viva la vida] having being unconsciously corrupted by Mayura while trying to corrupt Marinette turning her into a sentimonster.

The bizarre final showdown arc:

A alliance between Hawkmoth and a mysterious priest will lead the miraculous villain to his ultimate plan by helping the priest to resurect a powerful man, a man infamous for being a curse to the Joestar family and to the world, with the promise to achieve Heaven and to gain a power which will allow Hawkmoth to do all he want.

It will be up to Marinette, her friends, allies and her new found family to put an end to Hawkmoth once for all and to beat this priest before the worst happen with the resurection of the infamous Dio.

But bizarre chains of events will lead to another resurection, the resurection of a man very well know by the Joestar family and who’s tightly connected to Marinette, Giorno, Donatello, Ungalo and Rikiel.

[jojolovenotes]

Could I please ask for trick or treat with Kjungalo? <3

(No longer accepting)  🎃 POV Kjelle and Ungalo decide they want to use story time and bohemian rhapsody to experience a horror movie... For real.

-Halloween night means that Ungalo and Kjelle want to do something spooky to celebrate, but usually it’s not fun just to watch a movie... They should really immerse themselves in the experience.  -Using Kjelle’s Story Time and Ungalo’s Bohemian Rhapsody they decide to experience The Blair Witch Project instead of just watching it.  -Kjelle is excited, but, also a bit nervous considering the bad experience she’s had with Story Time before but that was so long ago and she has better control of her stand now... BESIDES, Ungalo is with her and this should cause things to go well... Right? -With both of them using their stands, they both soon find themselves in an isolated forest... Some of the characters from the film are there but it still feels awfully secluded and quiet. -Kjelle knows they have control over this situation, but she still clings to Ungalo just in case. -Ungalo is having a blast, he goes and picks up some rocks immediately and hits them together. “Come on babe, we know it’s not real.”  -It may not be real but Kjelle knows that it can feel VERY real for both of them -Ungalo is taunting every character from the film and wants to see if he can see the witch for himself. -Cue Ungalo doing the iconic scene with the flashlight and being super up close to the camera  -Kjelle starts to get freaked out... just a little bit. -She even ends up experiencing the ending with Ungalo facing the corner and it freaks her out so much she doesn’t want to turn around. She closes her eyes instead. -Soon enough she finds herself hugging Ungalo tightly... It seems her fear had been enough to take them out of the situation thankfully!!! -That was definitely a more intense way to experience the movie, but Kjelle’s glad to be safe in Ungalo’s arms once more! 

[surpriserose]

To make everything worse I think u should also do part 6 villains (is taking advantage of sleepy Chris just saying shit on Tumblr dot com)

Who even areeeee the part 6 villains its just miumiu and pucci as far as im concerned (gwess and miraschon are not villains they are lesbians and lesbians are just like that)

Most to least which may or may not be the order i remember them

1 pucci oh my god hes my clown husband we are getting married in the circus hes officiating in his clown robe with his clown book

2 miumiu is my clown wife she serves so much clunt im sorry shes so funny and evil i love her

3 gwess literally is halfway to clown make up already she was just trying to teach jolyne how to serve as much clunt as her

4 miraschon!!!!!!!!!

5 d&g is a funny little guy but not funny enough for his stupid stand existing >:(

6 god....kenzo.?? Sure hes a little bitch he can get 6 though because dragons dream is sooo funny idc top 5 stands

7 omg rikiel needs to go back to clown school and get over his clown presentation anxiety so he can serve clunt with the best of them

8 donatello idk he exists hes just here so ungalo can be last

9 ungalo...............?mmm