#uno movie

[multidimensional-trashcan]

i still do not understand the concept of making an UNO movie. what do they want to do? find the actors with the flattest asses and make them play UNO cards?

[dat2ndaccount97]

I had a realization the other night. Barbie is in the MCU, the Mattel Cinematic Universe, and I hate that it can be called the MCU. I'm sorta indifferent on mattel doing a shared movie universe, but some of the films they have in development, like Uno and Viewmaster, are head scratching. How the fuck are you gonna make a movie out of viewmaster??? Also weird how they're doing BOTH Hot Wheels AND Matchbox. Vin Diesel's Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots sounds like it'd just be Real Steel again, and YOU CAN'T TOP Real Steel.

Also I feel like if I was doing a Mattel Movie Universe i'd keep it to be just the humanoid toys/characters and maybe hot wheels. Because I don't want a shared universe where it's Barbie, He-Man, Major Matt Mason, and a bunch of random human characters from the movies where the toy itself is not a character, all connected through Will Ferrell as the Mattel CEO.

Like Unless Barbie is gonna use a Viewmaster or hang out with He-Man or ride in a hot wheels car (somehow) then I don't want this shared universe shit. Like at least add in Max Steel (the cool OG version not the lame reboot version) and Big Jim so barbie can have more boys toys her size to interact with. Heck MaxSteel is popular/beloved in Latin America (where many kids used him as barbie's boyfriend instead of ken), so you'd have a good sized fan base for him at least in that region.

[smolfangirl]

What is an "Uno" movie even supposed to be about, like is it going to be a family drama when a game ends in violent drama or what 😭

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Wait the Uno movie is a real thing and not a funny internet joke?!

[ging-catboy]

If the Uno movie isn't a casino heist with the operatives being named things like Skip, Reverse, +2 and +4 then I will be very disappointed

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[ratsofarsonunite]

“THIS IS WHY THE QUEEN DOSEN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU” (he’s talking to Todd btw 😼)

[redkehlchen]

Gruncle Ronin and the kids! :)

[metal-redcherries]

The best part as a Latina was watching him not knowing what was going on when Lupita and the interviewer were speaking spanish. Oh and when she asked him if he knew how to dance Merengue? Not bad of a british white boy... I pay my respect

Despierta America thank you for giving Latinos this content 🙌

[mazojo]

How do y’all like your metaphorical love confessions?

[heal2ninjagogirl]

Made a little silly comic with the movie verse ninja (based on a conversation with my friends one time)

(Yea me and my friends are weird...)

[thewiglesswonder]

Who's going through it? Leo's going through it. (If you want the full monologue and context, go read @monkeymindscream 's Unwanted Emotional Feedback!)

[ilivelikeimtrying]

Nimona AU where Ballister is a villain but like, he's not even really that evil, like, at all. He's just, really bad at being a Villain.

And him and his "Nemesis" have the worst relationship, meaning that they have a great relationship because they don't even actually hate each other like Nemesis' are supposed to.

V!Ballister, doing an 'evil' monologue: Well well well, sir Goldenloin, it has been quite some time since we've last- What's wrong?

Ambrosius, whose face was scrunched a bit: Huh? Oh, it's nothing, these ropes on my wrists are just- they're burning and itching is all- you can keep-

V!Ballister, panicking and running over: Really?! Oh Ambrosius you've been here for hours! Why didn't you say anything sooner?! Are they too tight? Is it this new brand? I told Nimona not to get these ones but no-

*cue to Ambrosius staring fondly at Ballister as he continues to ramble about never buying this specific set of ropes again*

Half the time Ambrosius doesn't even know why he's fighting the guy, like, The Director is all "He's the personification of an Evil Villain" at Ballister and Ambrosius is staring at the same guy seeing him help a little girl get her kitten out of a tree and give a good bit of the money he stole to people in need and points at him like "Really????? "

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

Nemesis: kills that really sad spider lady who was also a victim of enslavement and colonialism

Tarak: "omg!!!! 🤩🤩 that was so impressive and amazing and rad!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 you're so badass and cool!! like omg wow bestie you rock 😍😍😍😍

Nemesis:

[cyber-skeletons]

Five in the morning baby Sam is up, playfully biting Optimus’s ear fins: “ Before Sunrise he’s your son.” Megatron rolling over as Sam is gingerly placed on Megatron’s chestplate for him to deal with. “ Prime don’t you dare power down again ah frag you did” Megatron huffs as he gently lifts Sam by his scruff, the sparkling just blinking wide eyed, “ Your a pain in the ass but you get that from me” * happy baby noises as Sam tries to test himself back at Optimus•

Megatron, his grip firm on the squirming sparkling, looks back at his bonded and heaves a heavy ex-vent. Shaking his helm, he wearily rolls out of berth and softly mutters, "Let your sire recharge. He rarely asks anything for himself, you know. But you, little one?"

Sam coos up at his carrier expectantly, with all the love and trust in the world in his eyes.

Megatron's expression softens. Closing his optics, he presses their foreheads together. "...You're gonna rattle the stars, you are."