#v's ramblings

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[butcherrypie]

I fucking hate the modern tumblr idea of a butch. It is literally antithetical to everything I am as person.

I cannot go one fucking day without seeing shit like "The best butches are the butches who carry you home" or "Being a butch is great because you can take care of people and be the big strong friend", or some other dumb stereotype. I'm weak. Im disabled. I'm barely able to pick myself up enough to walk a few meters before I feel like im gonna die. Its getting worse. I am weak but yet I am still butch, but that doesn't agree with my dash.

not completely unrelated but if I see another post about how "all butches need T and to be called a good boy" I'm gonna mcfucking lose it.

[noodles-and-tea]

Just some more thoughts on that jayvik dbh au

[butcherrypie]

Whats fucking dumb is that gametes still don't matter a goddamn iota! Imean, they allow the species to continue which is fine from a materialistic, animal kingdom based viewpoint, but human beings are so much more complex than "passing on genes", we as a species are the only animals on the planet who have taken our evolutionary raffle and used it to push the boundaries of all that is humanley possible and STILL, some CHUCKLEFUCKS want to prevent people being who they wanna be because of... fucking gametes.

Newsflash bucko, it really doesn't take a lot to get any human body to produce either gamete. Of course, they won't do it well, but its possible with minimal amounts of effort compared to a lot of other genetic engineering work.

I'm not sure how much this is pointed out but

The shift from "genetics" to "chromosomes" to "gametes" seems like an often-overlooked goalpost moving in transphobic rhetoric. It happened kind of.... Silently. Once people at large became aware that chromosomes don't mean nearly as much as people say, once people became aware of changes in gene expression due to hormonal signalling, it had to be something else. And the more people point out that gamete production is variable as well, the further eroded this bullshit bioessentialist point will become.

Idk. Random morning thought, but it's an interesting way to realize that progress in public perception has been made.

[kysluts]

i want a boyfriend in the same way people want a puppy. they’re cute, dumb and entertaining. i like when they’re clingy. wanna be his favorite person and have him always too excited to see me. wanna take care and play with them. definitely wanna put a collar on him, have him whine for me, give him treats, and make him do tricks. so cute.

[neiptune]

I need him lying on top of me with his head on my stomach and his strong arms wrapped around me while I hold a book with one hand and lazily run my fingers through his hair with the other

[mintaikkcorpse]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[lathez]

Skyrim Warhammers Tiered on Whackability

F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony

These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.

D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven

Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.

C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven

A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.

B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer

Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.

Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.

Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.

A-Tier: Dragonbone

NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.

S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer

This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.

[some-pers0n]

There's two types of Will Wood fans, the ones who'll say that their favourite song is like BlackBoxWarrior, Suburbia Overture, or Against the Kitchen Floor, and the ones who'll say "yeah my favourite song is this unreleased track called 'Yoink of the Yukon's Public Admission of Going to Rehab' it was played live only once in 2015 here listen it's a banger" and they show you a 19 second 144p video recorded on a 3DS

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

you don't understand, sirius is almost disgustingly gay. but not in a femboy way, in a 70s gay club leather kink way. by the time sirius comes to terms with his queerness & begins to accept himself, the f-slur becomes his favourite self-description. young sirius jumps around dark clubs bare chested and bejeweled, showing off his carefully sculpted muscles. old sirius lounges around his dead parents' townhouse in nothing but a fur coat.

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[dejasquietplace]

vergil finds that he can rely on his other half for some things (like uncomfortable social situations)

[butcherrypie]

Every day I hope and pray that someone finds the will and strength to burn it all down.

[jazzyblusnowflake]

Has V and Uzi ever tried topping N instead of N and V topping Uzi?

Oh definitely :"3 he likes it~

N has his moments true- but he would do anything for his ladies, first and foremost uwu - ESP IF it gets him to receive any sort of pampering/ kisses/ praise/ etc as reward~ :p [not that he needs to they just shower him with it ksdkjsfks]

admittedly he really likes being bottomed by V because of several reasons- one of which being she knows him better and it really does feel nice having his decades-year-old crush praising him and giving him kisses and caresses/ etc-

But also being bottomed by Uzi feels like a communication of trust and bonding in such a more intimate way that makes him crave more- also its kinda funny when you consider a big machine-eating predator letting himself be completely in the hands of a shrimpy chaos gremlin of doom sfkjsdkjfk

Uzi supports him emotionally just as much as V and when they kinda sandwich him inbetween with kisses and caresses- he is just literally fluttering with love overdose and a heart eyed visor- [remember boi literally gets excited at the smallest things and yes by flutter i mean the dreaded wingboner ur welcome-]

[kysluts]

i have such a soft spot for pathetic boys. ugh stop pouting and crying before i make you cum so hard you forget your own name.

[planetary-ghostie]

“Do you think dew is sad that he’s still touring and separated from copia” I think he’s thrilled he gets to be frater’s little spy and torment perpetua for that old man.