#valentino gurl

[f-ngrl]

키츠요지 (kitsyojii) - Valentino Girl (Feat. 허성현 (Huh)) MV

[triplrjorl]

THIS "FRAME" AND "SONG" IS GOATED AF

[redvelvettecakerz]

Help yourself

[theyanderespecialist]

Yandere Velvette X MtF Reader Headcanons: Velvette's Trans Woman (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back, back Again~ Queen is Back, tell a friend, Guess who's back~~~ Dananana~ This one is Velvette X Male To Female, Trans Woman! Now please do enjoy this!] 

(Disclaimer: Velvette is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and Not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon!) 

(DISCLAIMER: TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND TRANS MEN ARE MEN AND NON-BINARY ARE THEY/THEMS but can also be considered trans cause yes some Non-binary do transition as well!

RESPECT MY TRANS MUFFINS Or You will be blocked if you spread hate or bigotry on my page you are done! You can keep your belief to yourself thank you!) 

-Yandere Headcanons With Velvette X Trans Woman Reader- 

.Velvette is a woman who does not mind her friend and the love of her life, also being a woman. 

.She also was very supportive of helping dress you, gurl she cannot let the woman of her dreams not be styling. 

.Even if you are a basic bisch pumpkin spice-loving type of girl, she is going to make you a sexy-ass basic bitch! 

.She also LOVES to go on dates with you and show you off. 

.She supported you when you came out. 

.She supported you when you started to socially transition. 

.She made all your clothes by hand, taking extra care of love into them. Being so proud when you break out into a smile of wearing the dresses. 

.She also loved when you had your first spinny dress moment. 

.She also loves making dresses with pockets for you. 

.She would be the type to make trans-inclusive dresses and suits, such as built-in padding or binding and or tucking for the trans muffins that need it. 

.With you as her model for MTF clothing. 

.She also would be helping you get your hormones. 

.ALL The bills for transitions, will be paid for, from clothes, to hormones, to surgeries. 

.If you did not want bottom surgery. 

.She would understand, and you would be no less of a woman in her eyes. 

It just means you and her can do extra sex stuff. 

.She would be BRUTAL With anyone that EVER misgenders you, you are walking down the streets with her and someone says something. 

.They are dead on the spot right then and there. 

.Girl she is protective of her little lady you. 

.She is the dommy mommy in the relationship and loves and adores you. 

.Of course, she does get a wee bit jealous when people notice how much of a sexy woman you are! 

.Like that sexy ass belongs to her thank you very much. 

.So she will not want you to go out without her. 

.Another reason she wants you not to go out alone is because of transphobia. This is hell and there is for sure A TON Of transphobes in hell. 

.So she would get you security guards. 

.If they fail to protect you? 

.Well Valentino can do whatever he wants to them. 

.To her you are the most precious thing and she will slaughter anyone who hurts her little lady. 

.Some would say that you were besties, pals, even roommates! Heh, But you are full-on lovers. 

.It is beautiful! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the headcanons are done, Now I might record this and if I have time do an audio scenario for YouTube! I hope you all enjoyed all my sexy muffins whether you are trans or not! Stay Sexy, all My Sexy Muffins!] 

[onesidedradiostatic]

Staticmoth shipper here, I think it would be funny as hell if StaticRadio WAS friends in the past and Alastor is living the classic Aroace experience of "my brother in christ. That one?? Really??" About Staticmoth and later the V trio in general

Whether Valentino is abusive to Vox (at this point in canon it's just pure disrespect of his property, his phone and time) or just How Much Vox Complains About Valentino and his Antics, it's still the most puzzling "Ok so if you bitch about him this much why are you still with him??? Gurl? Leave??" "But they make me so much money and power ): " "You lose an iPhone everyday. You stay up at night watching the man fuck around in public so you can swoop in for PR damage control if he fucks up"

What the fuck would Vox act like if he realizes Alastor would respect him MORE if he ditched the Vees and went solo. The inner turmoil would be crazy.

Ditch your partners and get two powerful enemies and get Some Alastor Attention. Crumbs. Or stay where you are and win the idgaf war for once in your fucking life

Impossible Challenge

LMAOOO okay well this depends on like quite a few factors I think

when did vox and val start having this on-and-off relationship they have (was it already ongoing when vox and alastor were friends?)

exactly why alastor declined being on a team with vox

how alastor feels about the other vees (I don't doubt there's stuff he disagrees with, but those disagreements would also apply to vox himself)

I mean. okay like. vox is absolutely insane about alastor but I don't think he would actually leave the vees for alastor's respect. honestly IF alastor rejected his offer because of the other vees (or I guess just val, not sure the exact timeline since velvette came later) and vox found out, I think that would just make him even more pissed and probably go "IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF" even more and insist they're better than him anyways #fuckyoualastor #idontcareidontcareidontcare. I don't think this means him winning the idgaf war though bro still wants attention from him even if it's just through their rivalry and not actual respect from him, he's still utterly OBSESSED with him

I do think their falling out/alastor's rejection was more than just "I don't like the people you associate with" though, although I think it could be part of it, but possibly has to do with vox himself and alastor's own agendas

[xlovely-liviix]

Took forever because your gurl is lazy af

Chapter Summary:

Vox has a talk with Velvette about the incident.

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

Summary: Velvette is the original IT girl.

Snobby, bratty, center of attention, she had it all. Considering the was the youngest overlord, it was practically her job.

What happens when all of that goes away?

The social media overlord suddenly gets pregnant, which causes her to realize just how immature and ignorant she had been. Now, she had to take on the role of being a parent...not by choice.

Tags:

Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel) ×Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel) ×Valentino/Velvette/Vox (Hazbin Hotel) ×Valentino/Velvette (Hazbin Hotel) ×Carmilla Carmine/Velvette (Hazbin Hotel) ×Angel Dust & Velvette (Hazbin Hotel) ×Velvette (Hazbin Hotel) ×Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) ×Vox (Hazbin Hotel) ×Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel) ×Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) ×Charlie Magne | Morningstar ×Lucifer Magne | Morningstar ×Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) ×Angst ×Enemies to Friends ×the other v's are actually caring? ×nice-ish valentino ×Alastor has a heart ×angel dust and velvette are bonding ×valentino and vox are protective ×poor velvette ×Fempreg ×Mpreg ×Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con ×Implied/Referenced Abuse ×Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault ×Implied/Referenced Sex ×Implied Mpreg ×velvette has a heart ×Vox has a heart ×valentino....uhh ×Pregnancy ×Unplanned Pregnancy ×Unwanted Pregnancy ×Velvette Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel) ×

[the-grand-av3]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TySW6Tsl050?si=vHOb3QGJEWN_iMuY

Miss gurl really thinks "killing" you in Gacha will do anything-

Why don't you borrow a certain book from Stolas, a prince of the Ars Goetia, visit the living world, and teach her a lesson?

Or even have us poof you there with anon magic

Vox, Velvette, you two control tech and social media, so you should be able to dox her.

Valentino, this girl is the only one you're allowed to force yourself into (yes, into, not onto)

Alastor... Do what you do best.

What the fuck was that

Sorry

Oh we're on earth again

I CAN SEE

i forgot i was this hot

My, my! It seems I have fans outside of our particular plane of existence!

what was she doing lmao

I didn't even know what was happening you were just zooming across the screen

Kinky~ Scratching, blood play~

shut up valentino

:(

Anywho, I find no necessity in trying to find this child topside.. She’s not worth my time. If she, by chance, happened to hurt my reputation or my physical being, that's a different story.

The girl is but a child, my friend, children make plenty mistakes.

Ominous voice

Yea

Send us back will you

NO WAIT BUT IM HUMAN I CAN SEE PROPERLY

Ok say bye to earth idk

NO PLEASE WAIT A COUPLE MORE HOURS

[disneyanddisneyships]

I am sending an ask about Alastor finding the photo of human aponi and that pig and the promise ring

Gurl i- okay I'll try

Aponi had unpacked mostly everything. All that was left were the items from earth, but she was tired and all she wanted to do was walk around the hotel to get used to it.

Especially since she'd be working here now in some way.

She walked out of her room and locked the door so no one could get in.

Minutes later Alastor himself walked past Aponi's room.

He also had an extra key.

That was DEFINITELY an "accident".

He walked in.

The room seemed clean, other than the bag of stuff on her bed.

.... it wouldn't be considered snooping through her things if the bag just.... happened to fall over...

Besides, maybe he'd find whatever allowed her to keep that.... happy... picture of her and that man.

So. Alastor walked around the room until the bag mysteriously fell off the bed, spilling its contents.

Alastor smirked before kneeling down to rummage through her things.

Multiple pictures. Seemingly family photos, and a photo from a school dance. The photo from before, and.....

Alastor raised an eyebrow at one of the picture frames that had cracked open.

The picture inside was of Aponi and that guy, except Aponi looked thin and pale, and there were some pretty clear bruises on her body. The guy beside her, the same guy as before, held on seemingly way to tight to her.

Her smile was there bit it wasn't real....

And then something fell out of the frame.

Alastor picked it up.

It was a small velvet bag, and inside were two rings. One made for a man and one for a woman.

Alastor's smile clenched in unwarranted jealousy that he'd never admit.

"What the fuck are you doing in here?!" Aponi's voice spoke from the door.

"Ah there you are! The door was open and when I walked in the bag fell. I just thought id-"

"Give me those!" Aponi interrupted as she grabbed the photo and rings out of the radio demon's hands. "You shouldn't touch other people's things. It's not...." Aponi trailed off as she saw the school dance picture.

Alastor raised an eyebrow.

Aponi sighed and stuffed the items back into the bag. "Just.... don't go through them again... please," she whispered before sitting on the floor.

"Who's the man in the photo? And what are the wedding rings for?" Alastor asked.

"He's my ex... a real asshole..... and the rings aren't wedding rings. They're promise rings," Aponi explained.

"How did you get them?" Alastorasked, his interest piqued.

"I hired someone with access to the living world. Paid em off with money I made from Valentino," Aponi explained.

There was certainly more to this demon than alastor thought. And he wouldn't stop pushing.

[destinyc1020]

I think Z wants/will work with various fashion houses so i dnt know why Valentino thought she wuld b "loyal" to them, this is a business partnership at the end of the day. Or mayb LV offered her more money n Valentino wasnt able to match that. Respectivley Z is THE fashion gurl n nt many actors can match her level of SM interaction we she is in a new look so Valentinos lost tbh

I agree Anon 💯

I mean, it's all business at the end of the day. 🤷🏾‍♀️ And you best better believe, they would drop you at the drop of a hat if they saw fit too.

So, idk why ppl think only the ones being hired should have this tremendous 100% loyalty to a company when you know good and well that they wouldn't do the same for you. 😒

Anyway, idk what happened behind the scenes (and nether does that lady from the NY Times either 🙄), so I'm not going to assume too much.

The shade was unnecessary as far as I'm concerned.

[heyslutsitswinter]

Also because Mox brought this to my attention of the VVV kinda meant to rival the Hotel Cast, which is definitely true with Alastor and Vox. The two have the Old vs. New kinda dynamic going on, So far it seems like if Valentino was going to rival anyone it’d be Angel Dust, I mean I doubt that Valentino was meant to rival Charlie or anyone else.

Finally that leads to the idea that Velvet and Vaggie are supposed to rival each other

Now as someone that has roleplayed both of these gurls for almost three years now (hell i roleplayed Velvet when she was just a cameo in the pilot and before the Instagram) the two have kinda ended up accidentally foiling each other. At least with how I portray them

Both are women of color who were raised in poverty, both have pastel goth senses of style, both suffer from extreme mental illness, both mainly use blades as weapons, and both seem cute but are not to be underestimated.

But in outside of that the two are very much polar opposites.

Vaggie is a person that’s strict with rules, uptight, grumpy, prone to emotional outbursts (though she tries to keep it tame), socially awkward and would prefer to stay in the background. Meanwhile Velvet is extremely in your face, outgoing, loud, and only obeys rules when she WANTS to. 

Vaggie is normally the only voice of reason while Velvet isn’t stupid, she’s very much the most unhinged of the VVV

Vaggie can easily seem cold and distant when she meets new people, Velvet makes friends, lovers, and partners way tooo easily. While Vaggie has trouble letting people in, Velvet has the opposite problem

Vaggie at her core is a good person, she’s not perfect and is capable of being terrible but in the end she doesn’t really want to seriously hurt everyone, Velvet no matter which way you cut is a sadist that gets joy out of putting others down. Velvet is capable of being good but she will easily choose to be bad guy.

Vaggie has trouble interacting with people, while Velvet is a master manipulator and gaslighter.

Hell the most recent change of Velvet being french is kinda appropriate as the language is similar to spanish 

They are each others foils and I am extremely interested to see if they will interact at all in the series cause I am hyped

[yelena-bellova]

https://www.tumblr.com/lunapascal/716170670054178816/wait-could-you-explain-the-valentino-thing-i?source=share

I would have preferred it if he didn't go, but this does make me feel better. it may take me a while to 100% forgive him (id say im 95.9% there), but I still love this man. not gonna let him going ruin how talented and kind he is.

instead I am going to focus on people who praised him and loved him and choose to celebrate him completely by wearing his clothes.

also Lily Collins for wearing his name on the skirt of her dress. like GURL, didn't you talk openly about the fact that that you had a fucking eating disorder?

I mean, it’s possible but it also feels like it might be looking for something that isn’t there?

I don’t know, Pedro going feels less questionable to me because of Lux and how his money is obviously where his mouth is when it comes to supporting the LGBTQ community. Wish he would have taken a stand, but it’s not going to ruin him for me.

[tartagliad]

Diluc as your boyfriend

Summary: What is like having Diluc as your boyfriend (headcannon)

Genre: Fluff

Warning: mentions of pain

Headcannon with music lyrics (the song will be put at the end of the section)

(A/N: this headcannon is actually dedicated to my friend who is in love with this man because today is her birthday.. this is just something came through my mind from me to her, gurl if you're reading this, I'm sorry if it's underwhelming.. and yeah.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! UwU)

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Music is from --> Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen

Adventuring with you

(I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things, We can do the tango just for two..)

Diluc always keep an eye on you when you both out on adventure

Sometimes he gets over protective, he's just scared when you're hurt

Always prepare everything before you two go out, like snacks, extra clothing, first aid kit and etc

When dealing enemies on the way, he always be prepared when you need backup

If it's an abyss mage or a lawachurl... well, he tries his best to protect you so you didn't die

But at the end, he will finish it off.. and after that he will tend your wounds

If you couldn't walk because of your injuries, he'll carry you back to Dawn Winery

Probably beat himself up mentally inside

Diluc won't let you go adventuring for a while before your wounds are healed

"I already ask the adventures guild to give you some time off. You need to heal properly in order to go out adventuring."

When your both are in public

(I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings, Be your Valentino just for you)

Diluc loves to ask you go on a walk with him in the city

He's not that touchy when he's in public

But once every now and then he'll hold your hand or hold your sides when your talking to another man especially Kaeya

Well, things like these rarely happen when you both are together, because everyone knows not to mess with Diluc

When you find something that you would like to buy, he'll buy it for you

This man literally loves spoiling you omg, he tries to make you happy alright :3

Diluc rarely brings you to the tavern, well.. DRUNKARDS

He just hates it when some drunkard tries to flirt or get your attention

But when you wanted to come, he'll make sure you'll sit not too far for him to look after

" Are you sure you wanna go to the tavern? I mean.. I would love to take you there, but aren't you bothered by the drunkards? If you really wanna go, be careful alright.. if someone disturbs you, just come to me.."

When he gets clingy

(Ooh, love, ooh, loverboy, What're you doin' tonight, hey, boy?)

He's usually clingy when you gone for days or he's just tired from work

When you finished taking a shower and put on your clothes, he'll immediately pull you into his arms

You're not gonna escape from his arms until next morning tho..

When he isn't sleepy, he'll just let you talk about your day or anything while he puts his head on your neck so he can feel your warmth

Hearing your voice is really calms him down

Or you two just sat there until you both fell asleep

If you did manage to escape, he'll whine at you like a baby

Diluc will chase you around the room ngl, he's a giant baby when he's clingy :/

Or if he's too tired, he'll crossed his arms and make a pouty face at you :^

If you're going to the kitchen to make food, he'll be right behind you and hug you on the hips and put his chin on your shoulder

Overall when he's in this state, he really just wanted to hold you in his arms

"Hey where are you going? Let me hug you for a while.. please..? It's not that long.."

Places that he will take you on a date

(Set my alarm, turn on my charm, That's because I'm a good old-fashioned loverboy)

Diluc usually follows you, where ever and whenever you want

But if he's the one who pick the place, he'll treat you on a fancy restaurant

It depends on his mood

When he wants to treat you like a real gentleman or feel like he wants to spoil you when there's a special occasion, he'll choose to go on a fancy restaurant

Just eating a delightful meal and have a conversation with you and some classical music in the background.. he felt really happy

But if he just wants to enjoys time with you alone, he'll bring you stargazing with him at Starsnatch Cliff or at Stormbearer Mountains

You both will watch the sea from above or lay on the grass watch the stars and talk with each other for HOURS

"Darling, do you wanna go out tonight? I don't really have work to do, so maybe we could go and spend some time together, your choice.. Where do you wanna go?"

Taking care of you when you're sick

(Ooh, let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster). Ooh, ooh, can you feel my love heat?)

Hear me out, Diluc will not leave your side if it's not necessary

He always feed you while your holding the bowl to warm up your hands

Diluc wouldn't let you leave your bed other than going to the bathroom

Diluc even forbids you to work even if it just reading some written commisions

He just wants you to relax and rest as much as you could get

When you feel really cold, he will hug you, not too tightly until you couldn't breathe

Seems because he holds a pyro vision, his body felt really warm

If you couldn't fall asleep or bored, he'll put on a movie for you or just talk with you about anything that came across his mind

He's really soft when you're sick especially when you didn't have enough energy to do anything

"Try to get some rest alright? You don't need to get out of bed if it's not necessary, and try not to think anything about work okay? If you need anything, I'll be right here"

(A/N: the reason why I use this song it's because it makes me think of Diluc for some reason and when I wrote this, I put the song on repeat :v, I hope you enjoy it.. have a great day)

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If you wanted to request, here are the rules that you need to read, ehe

[sagesparrow394]

Nerdiness

Fandoms: Sanders Sides, Hazbin Hotel

Characters: Logan, Patton, Virgil, Janus, Roman, Remus, Emile, Remy, Valentino

Relationship(s): Moxiety

Summary: Hazbin Hotel AU. Go here if you want a preface of who’s who and see the character designs

When there’s a surprise guest at the hotel, Patton gets all hands on deck to make sure the guest gets a proper welcome. However, things get put on pause after he heads to Logan’s room and finds something out about their spidery friend.

Trigger Warning: themes of sexual assault and abuse

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It had been a very normal, very quiet day at the hotel. Emile was running around the lobby, dusting and cleaning the cobwebs that had been woven by spiders overnight. Janus was drinking cheap wine behind the bar, though insisting, “It’s soup. It’s too early for alcohol.” Roman was wandering around absentmindedly, checking on things and occasionally picking on Virgil, who was in charge at the time as Patton was out, pinning up posters anywhere he could to advertise the hotel.

And, though it seemed to everyone else that these posters would be a lost cause, given how most demons had initially reacted to the idea of the hotel, they apparently weren’t.

For, at around midday, the front door opened. And in stepped a demon.

He was a bat demon, wings folded behind his back, and two black bat ears poking out of his hair. He wore a black jacket, white shirt, and black skinny jeans. He was texting on his phone as he stepped in, one of Patton’s posters in his other hand.

“Hey, babes, this is the ‘Happy Hotel’, right? I wasn’t too sure, since the sign says ‘Hazbin’. Might wanna update the flyers.”

Virgil looked up from where he had been sitting on the couch, eyes widening. He went to get to his feet and welcome the demon, but before he could, Roman was already welcoming them in

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! I’m Roman, I run this fine establishment.”

The bat demon raised his eyebrow. “I thought that Lucifer’s son did?” He paused. “Wait, Roman? The Radio Demon?”

“I work with Patton! He owns it, but I’m helping him run it. And so is that boyfriend of his, I guess...”

Virgil rolled his eyes, going over to the bat demon. “Sorry about him. Just come on over to the reception and we can check you into a room, Mr...?”

“Just call me Remy, babes.”

Virgil led Remy over to the counter, where Janus pulled out the guest book, blowing the dust off of it. He opened it to the first page, where there was only a single line filled in: ‘Logan “Angel Dust”.’

“Angel Dust’s still living here, huh? Thought you’d have kicked him out after the whole turf war thing,” Remy said.

Virgil sighed. “Trust me, I wanted to. But Patton insisted he deserved another chance.”

“Yep, I did! And I think it was a good idea. I mean, he hasn’t joined any turf wars since then, has he?” Patton was standing in the doorway.

“He’s still an addict and offering his usual ‘services’. Remember he invited us to his strip show a week or so back? Still a sex worker,” Virgil shrugged.

“Come on, now, this is a sex worker positive environment!” Patton said, wandering over. “And the whole point of this hotel is to help people who are sinning, not kick them out for sinning. I’m sure, with our help, he’ll make progress and be clean from drugs in no time!”

Janus scoffed. “His stage name is literally the drug he’s addicted to. I doubt it’ll be that easy. Plus, just because you’re sex worker positive doesn’t mean those guys up in Heaven are.”

“Well... we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Anyway... who is this?!” Patton turned to Remy, grinning from ear to ear.

“Remy. Nice to meet ya, gurl.”

“You too! Oh, you’re going to love it here! Now, I’ll show you to your room-“

“Actually, think I wanna get a tour first, see what facilities and stuff you got here. Plus, I’d quite like to meet Angel, I’m a bit of a fan of his.”

“Oh, sure! In that case, I’ll go get him. Verge, Ro, while I’m gone, why don’t you show Remy around?”

Virgil raised an eyebrow. “Um, I think it’s better I go with you, Pat-“

“Sounds wonderful!” Roman grinned. “Come on, we must get going, there’s so much to see!”

And with that, Virgil found himself being pulled away by Roman, Remy following behind. Patton smiled as he watched them go, before turning and heading to the elevators. He headed up to the floor Logan’s room was on, before heading down the corridor to the room.

When he arrived, he knocked on the door, but didn’t wait for a response, immediately opening it.

“Logan, you’ll never believe this, but we have another guest! It’s so exciting! And they want to meet you, so let’s head down... stairs...” Patton trailed off, blinking in disbelief.

Logan was sat on his bed, Fat Nuggets curled up to his side. However, the thing that caused Patton to be surprised was what Logan was wearing and what he was doing.

He was wearing glasses, which wasn’t new. When he first moved into the hotel, he’d explained he mostly wore contacts, but would trade them for his glasses in the privacy of the hotel as they were more comfortable. Along with the glasses, though, he was wearing a baggy sweater and jeans - a far cry from his usual tight suit that showed off his body.

And he was reading. A very thick book, and by the looks of the cover, a scientific one. In fact, there was a cardboard box on the floor beside his bed that was filled with books and... academic papers?

Logan looked between Patton, and the book in his hands. “Uhh... It isn’t what it looks like. Books... get me hard? This is all for sexual purposes?”

“Logan...” Patton spoke slowly, a smirk pulling at his lips. “Are you... a secret nerd?”

Logan sighed. “... I’m not gonna be able to get out of this am I? Fine. Yes. I admit it. I am a nerd. I like astronomy and science and math and all that shit. But you can’t tell anyone, okay? This stays between us, no one can know.”

Patton’s smile fell. “Why not?” He came over and sat on Logan’s bed. “You shouldn’t hide your passions and the things you enjoy. You should express yourself and embrace them!”

Logan scoffed, folding his arms. “In case you’re forgetting, I have a reputation to maintain. I’m seductive, alluring and sexy as all hell. ‘Nerd’ doesn’t exactly go along with that. People won’t exactly want to accept my services if they think I’m just gonna ramble about quantam mechanics for the whole time. And not just because they’d think I’m boring and lame. It’s what Val told me: I’m already hotter than others. People feel like shit if they think you’re both hotter and smarter than them. If it gets out I’m smarter than the average demon, people won’t pay to be around me because I make them feel bad about themselves. So, it’s much more profitable to just play dumb all the time, as then they think they have at least one thing up on me.”

“So... to get work... you need people to see you as lesser than them?”

Logan shrugged. “Yeah, pretty much. That’s how demons are.”

Patton frowned. “That isn’t fair at all! You shouldn’t have to be forced to hide part of yourself. And even if you weren’t smart, that fact shouldn’t make you lesser than others.”

“Eh, I do what I have to. And I still get to enjoy my nerd shit in private. It’s not too bad.”

“It is, Logan. It really is. You shouldn’t have to live a lie like that.”

“Well, I do, and there’s nothing you or I can do about it, okay?” Logan snapped. “If I were open with this shit and Val found out, he’d-!” He paused. He took a deep breath. “Just go, Patton. And don’t tell anyone about any of this.”

“But-“

“I said go.”

Patton sighed. He reached over and gave Logan a comforting pat on the shoulder, the other flinching. Then, he turned and headed to the door. He gave Logan a comforting smile, before gently closing the door behind him.

Logan sighed, gently hugging Fat Nuggets. His eyes drifted to the mirror. As he watched, someone appeared behind him in his reflection.

In the reflection, Valentino slipped one hand up Logan’s sweater and the other into his pants. Logan tensed, trying to remind himself this wasn’t real. Just a hallucination.

“Angel... what did I say about these kind of things?” Valentino smirked, looking down at the reflection of the box of books and papers.

Logan didn’t respond, just hugging Fat Nuggets closer in an effort to comfort himself.

In the reflection, Valentino slid his hand further up Logan’s sweater until it came out the other end and gripped around Logan’s neck. “I don’t like you thinking you’re better than me... Your intelligence doesn’t mean shit, especially in our industry. Give. It. Up.”

Logan shook his head, closing his eyes. When he opened them again, his reflection was normal again. Valentino was absent from it.

Logan sighed again, leaning back on his pillow as Fat Nuggets licked his cheek. After a moment, he pulled out his phone.

Logan: Meet me at the drug vending machine outside the store. I need some fun to distract me.

Remus: You got it, Lo!

Remus: But won’t those hotel guys be mad at you? They weren’t exactly happy last time we went out and tore shit up together.

Logan: I really don’t care right now. I just need some fun. See you in ten?

Remus: Fuck yeah!!!

Logan pocketed his phone, before getting to his feet. He put the book he’d been reading back in the box, which he then took to his closet. Once it was hidden away, he took off his clothes and replaced them with his usual blue and white striped suit. Then he went over to his dresser, taking off his glasses and putting them away, and then placing in his contacts.

Once he was all changed, he picked up Fat Nuggets. “Let’s see if Janus will look after you again while I’m out.” And with that, he left the room, heading to the elevators and down to the lobby.

In the lobby, Roman and Virgil had just finished giving Remy the tour and returned. Patton happily welcomed them back.

“So, what do you think?”

Remy nodded. “Pretty nice place you got. Being ‘redeemed’ seems like a pretty good bargain to live here. Feels like I should be paying hundreds.”

Patton smiled. “I’m glad you like it! Now, um, about meeting Logan, that’ll probably have to wait. He’s, uh, dealing with some stuff right now.”

“Are you sure about that?” Roman asked. “He’s right over there!”

Patton turned around and, as Roman had said, Logan was there, stepping from the elevator.

“Oh, Logan! Why don’t you come and meet our new guest! Apparently they’re a fan of yours!”

“Sorry, but it’ll have to wait. I’ve got somewhere to be.” Logan headed over to the front desk. He leant against it, giving Janus a wink. “Think you can look after Nugs for me again?”

Janus groaned. “I’m not looking after that fucking pig agai-“

“You will? That’s great! Here you go, make sure he’s treated well. Daddy’ll see you later, Nugs.” Logan handed the pig over to Janus, before turning away and heading to the door.

“Where are you going?” Virgil asked, folding his arms.

“If you must know, I’m meeting up with Remus.”

“Remus?! The guy who dragged you into the turf war that ruined our reputation the last time you hung out?! No way in hell are you meeting up with him!”

Logan huffed, turning back to the others. “Two things. One: he didn’t drag me into it. I joined willingly to pay him back for helping me out. And two: that wasn’t the last time we hung out. Remember that time last week I invited you guys to my show and literally all of you no showed? Remus came round after, and he and I hung out for a bit. It was perfectly calm, no destruction.”

Patton raised an eyebrow. “He came here? How come none of us saw him come in?”

“He climbed through my window. Now, I’m not letting you guys stop me from seeing my best friend. You don’t have the right to. So, I’m heading off.” And with that, Logan turned and left the building, the door slamming behind him.

“He’s in a good mood...” Janus muttered, setting Fat Nuggets down on the counter and opening a bag of chips for him to munch on.

“That might be my fault...” Patton chuckled awkwardly, scratching the back of his head. “I walked into his room before he said I could come in, and found something out that he’d wanted to keep secret.”

“He has secrets?” Virgil asked.

Patton nodded, before whispering. “He’s a super smart nerd.”

Janus scoffed. “Logan? Smart? No way.”

“He is!” Patton nodded. “He was reading a sciency book, and owns a bunch of academic papers to read for fun. And we only have those in hell to act as torture devices! He just hides it because he thinks it’ll ruin his business if people think he’s a nerd. Y’know, since nerds aren’t ‘sexy’. I tried to tell him he should embrace who he is, but he wouldn’t have it.”

Virgil shrugged. “Well, what do you expect? I think we all know he’s stubborn as hell. C’mon, lets go show Remy to his room. We’ll deal with Logan when he gets back.”

Patton nodded. “Okay... Well, Remy, it’s this way! Come on!”

-

“-and of course there’s a phone here for room service! You can decorate however you want, as well! So... what do you think?”

Remy nodded, sitting on the bed. “It’s perfect, babes. Thanks a ton.”

“No problem!” Patton smiled. “Let us know if there’s anything we can do for you.”

“Will do,” Remy said as he pulled out his phone as it buzzed. He chuckled. “Looks like Angel Dust - or, I guess Logan, since you all seem to call him that - is having some fun.”

He held up his phone for Patton and Virgil to see, the former sighing and the latter groaning.

On the screen, Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench were discussing a series of destruction and explosions that was going on across the pentagram. And the footage from the scene clearly showed the ones behind it were Logan and Remus.

“Well... at least it’s not technically another turf war?” Patton shrugged as Virgil held his face in his hands.

“We’re ruined....”

“No, we’re not. It’s gonna be okay. Remember, Verge, we have Remy here too, and I’m sure more guests will follow. And it’s not totally Logan’s fault. I’m probably the one who made him upset to the point he decided this was the only way to get his feelings out. In the future, I’ll wait until he says ‘come in’.”

“That may be true, but it doesn’t change the fact he needs a healthier coping mechanism that doesn’t involve blowing up the whole city.” Virgil sighed. “And all this because he doesn’t like the fact people know he’s a nerd...”

-

“So, why’d you want to come wreak some havoc?!” Remus called as threw a molotov at the building across from the one he and Logan were currently standing on the roof of.

“Patton walked in on me reading,” Logan explained, throwing a bomb at a store a couple of buildings down. “He knows I’m a secret smarty pants. He promised me he wouldn’t tell anyone, but I really doubt he’ll keep that promise. Knowing him he’ll accidentally let it slip. He’s probably already told his boyfriend. I just wanna make it clear, in case it does get out, that me being a nerd doesn’t make me any less of a force to be reckoned with. Oh, also, you mind taking some pictures of me for Insta? Also gotta make it clear being a nerd doesn’t change the fact I still look flawless.”

Remus laughed, pulling out his phone. “No problem. Don’t worry, Lo, if I hear anyone talk shit about you, I’ll make sure everything they own gets blown to smithereens!”

“Thanks, babe.”

“No problem. Anything for my best friend. Now, lets go! We got more places to destroy!”

And with that, the two of them ran off, jumping from building to building, and tossing bombs everywhere they went and Remus occasionally snapping photos. And Logan made sure to ignore his phone ringing in his pocket.

[kynky]

Strictly BASS... February 2021 Update.

Tracklisting

Acid Love – Trinergy ADHD – Getter Alien Dawg – J69 Anything – Alison Wonderland, Valentino Khan Automatic Soul – Lapo Azure – Silva Babylon Scatta – DJ Madd Back to the funky – Bubble Couple Basement – Cloud Division Battle Of The Bros - VIP – Ray Volpe BB Got Me Like – Curbi, RayRay Beast – 4URA, Jstn Dmnd Big 45 – Silkie Bipolar – HYPRESSION Breathe – DubApe, Scooped Can't Feel My Face – Niiko x SWAE Chicane - Kumarion Remix – QUIX, Juelz, Kumarion CPAFO – Keeld Crowded – ZiEK Crypt – Slang Dogs Cyber Funk – Octane DarkTimes – Scafetta Dirty Sound – FM-3, CoolTasty Don't Know When To Stop – Caspa Don't Wake Me Up – Oliverse Down With Your Love – RIOT Drop – Guau Duna - Datra Remix – Cubiqle, Datra Empires – Rogue Evil Inside - VIP – Dirtyphonics, Bossfight The Executioner – Vulgatron, Code:Pandorum Fallout – HVDES Fall To Me – Flux Pavilion, Chime, spaceKDET Fantasy – Strocksu Fatal – Slippy, Micah Martin Feel Alive – Slippy, Soundr Fierce - DJ Madd Remix – Calculon, Austin Speed, Shamanga, DJ Madd Fire to the Roof – ARIUS Flip the Switch – Stylust, Ahee Follow Me - Leotrix's Growly Remix – ShockOne, Leotrix Fubar – Tsuruda FUCK THAT – TCHDWN Full of Love – DJ Zinc, Chris Lorenzo Galaxy Plaza – Ipsiom Genesis – Makeshft, TOKYO ROSE Gojira – Event Horizon Gurl – Bailey Ibbs Gyroscope – Biome, Cartridge, Lampa Harbinger – Levit∆te Hot Head – TWERL, ÆTERNA HOVERCRAFT – Slick Shoota Hyper Focus – Sublab I Admit It (feat. 24kGoldn) – ZHU, 24kGoldn I Don't Think So – Buku INMORTAL – ARTIX!, Muray Junkrat – Digital Ethos Ketamine – Krischvn, NXSTY Ketchup On It – Spag Heddy Kibb – Chendah KINGS – Urbanstep, PR1ME The Last Time – Excision, Whales, RIELL Loner Stoner – Ahee Lose Control - Doctor P Remix – Franky Nuts, Danyka Nadeau, Doctor P Lose Their Minds – 22Bullets, ELYX Lost My Way – Modestep Mal De Amor – SEED, Whales Melodic Mirror – Cripplingg Monster – UZ Morningside (Henry Fong Remix) – Moby, Henry Fong Movement and Flow – Dalek One My Way - salute Remix – Jarreau Vandal, Col3trane, salute My World – Bowser Newcomer – VICEGRIP No Doubt – GRiZ, Jauz Obey – Barren Gates One Hundred V.I.P – Phatworld, April-Ess Operator Bludgeoning – Chee Ostrich Banana Zone – Ahee Over – Perfect Kombo Parasite VIP – Ternion Sound POWA – Zeds Dead, PEEKABOO Praise (feat. Gunna) – Tchami, Gunna Rattlesnake - Pegboard Nerds Remix – Rogue, Pegboard Nerds Resonate – Slippy, Danyka Nadeau Rip & Tear – Crowell, Meechie Murda Rock The Party – BVRNOUT Run – Jvckin SABER TOOTH – TIGER DROOL, QUIX, Vincent Sad B*tch – Borgore, Tima Dee Save Me – Zeppho Show Me – Habstrakt SONIC AMETHYST – Da Vosk Docta Spitfire - Stonebank Remix – Infected Mushroom, Stonebank Stop Pretending – Eptic Tormenta – Kayzo, Delta Heavy Transcend – Badrapper, Dank Frank Two Glocks – GRAVEDGR The Way To Infinity – Au5 What They Say – Axel Boy, Blossom, Samara What You See – Buku

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[worldly-diversity]

( @burningfcols​ ) asked :  —  Angel & Dray

“What? O-Oh, it’s nothin’...” Angel distractedly says as he averts his face, hands tugging his bangs down to cover a hurt eye, the shiner showing up starkly against his pink lids. Cheek is also dusted with the makings of a bruise, purple shining from beneath white-rose fur... but still, Angel refuses to bring any more attention to it or his rumpled clothes, arms crossed and shoulders a tad hunched in a futile attempt to hide his missed appearance, the arachnid shrinking in on himself slightly. He hadn’t expected to run into Dray on his hurried trek back to the hotel...

And he still doesn’t plan on making small-talk.

“Heh... Jus’ a li’l ‘love tap’, is all.” As Val had put it; the term leaving a bitter taste on his tongue. Angel jokes, words coming out a bit tenser than usual, gaze still averted as he shrugs with a dismissive scoff, “Nothin’ worth makin’ a fuss ova’.”

Dray honestly wasn't even in the Pride circle most of the time… He did like to visit because sinners were lovely fun to play with and Verosika having jobs for them usually ended up happening here, but other than that, catch him on the Lust circle, or anywhere with a beach, really. Mm, beaches or clubs~ Now that's his kinda scene.

So he's not usually walking around, half bored out of his skull and almost definitely lost. Yet apparently he was getting to places he ought to know how to navigate, because there's a flash of light pink in his vision and he hones in on it immediately. Sure enough, it's Angel. But something's off… For one he's almost curled in on himself, and his gait is quick and stressed instead of the languid calm, sex-on-legs, that Angel usually exudes.

Now, it absolutely isn't his place to pry, and Verosika would have his ass worse than usual if she found out he stuck his nose in Valentino's business but, well… Angel's a friend, and dear to him in ways he doesn't always dare to contemplate, so really, he can't just do nothing, now can he?

The choice isn't even half made that he appears next to Angel, wings carrying him so he can catch up without doing anything as boring or plebian as running to catch up. Incubi don't run after anyone after all. If V-gurl caught word that he'd been fucking up their image… Yeah, no thanks. The punishment would not be fun. He could do whatever the fuck he wanted in private though—

"Angel—!" He called after him just as he caught up, a hand reaching out to see how the other was doing. He freezes just short of touching when he catches sight of the bruising, eyes wide with realisation. "Shit— What the fuck happened to you?"

His wings are quivering behind him even as Angel makes his deflections, attempts at hiding his hurts only making them stand out more in the Incubus' eyes. Fuck but he looks bad, this definitely wasn't the work of a client, because then Val would have killed the moron and Angel would have felt vindictive… Shit, that means—

Eyes widen again in realisation and in a split second his eyes are glowing vividly with rage. He can't do shit against the overlord and he knows it, but fuck that doesn't mean he has to like it! Almost desperate to pull Angel into a hug and protect him from the world, he still hesitates. He doesn't want to hurt Angel, be it through his touch or his fury, even if it is directed at Valentino instead of Angel.

"Shit, not worth—?!" He can't help the low growl, finally allowing himself closer, reaching out to carefully, gently trace a cheek and cup his face. "Angel, baby listen to me, you are always worth it. Always."

Seriously unable to deny the raging instincts inside of him, Dray pulls Angel into a hug, careful of his injuries but insistent nonetheless. Fuck, they don't get to see each other often but this is news to him, and it hurts to see Angel like this, so beaten down…

"Fuck, if I could kill that son of a bitch I would, baby…" Slowly his fury deflates, leaving him slumped and clinging to the spider, burying his face against the other's neck as he tries to regain his composure. He peppers small kisses against the other's fur before leaning back and gently, ever so gently capturing his lips.

"What do you need, baby? I've got you."

[gothzyx]

GURL!!!! i cannot believe people are offended by the truth when speaking about the awful vltn met gala outfit. Like yes it's custom made but that's it. the suit is nether tailored, ironed or color tone match. plus how the f are people still defending the ugly-ass sh*t his stylists are putting him in????

Lmao RIGHT LIKE!!!! I love Yixing but the outfit was tragic. It didn’t suit the theme at all and like I said, it was poorly tailored and styled. Plus it looked really bad that they didn’t iron or steam it because all the pics of him in it, the entire outfit had wrinkles!

Don’t even get me started on the “custom made” because this was basically minimal changes to a look that was already seen on Valentino’s runway:

Like did Pierpaolo even TRY?! Did anyone on either teams consult each other on why Yixing would be wearing such a basic ass look to his FIRST MET GALA?!

I’m very sad and disappointed because as much as I joked about how basic Yixing looked, this was SUCH a big opportunity that was squandered for him. The people who get the most publicity from the Met Gala are those who wear something extravagant and fitting to the theme. Yixing is currently trying to break into the American market, and yes he’s not interested in fashion as much as music, but his team has to realize that the industries are VERY WELL connected in entertainment circles. It saddens me to see that when his pictures are posted on the Met IG and other media, the general American audience who are unaware of who he is are dismissing him with comments like “hmm he’s at the wrong event” or “outfit is plain” and “another boring straight guy”. Especially because he flew for this event and didn’t sleep in order to meet his schedules. He should have gotten more out of it than what he did. Not to be one of those “every event is a chance for publicity!!” business people uhhh.... every event is a chance for publicity.....