#vampire antics

[giggly-squiggily]

Bite Me (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Happy Halloween my Ghosts, Ghouls and Zombie goons! I am here bringing you some Sousoku this spooky day! :D I wrote this for a good friend of mine (you know who you are) and wanted to share it today! I hope you like it!

Cloud 9 (Taglist Peeps):

@myreygn @thatbigbisexual29 @dirtpie39 @duckymcdoorknob @cupcake-spice13 @t-wordiiish @rachi-roo @intheticklecloset (Tagging you cause Chuuya! >:3)

Summary: Chuuya's vampire costume is perfect; but what's the point of Halloween if you don't embrace the character fully?

It was perfect.

Chuuya smirked at his reflection, shifting between poses as he took in his new look. Halloween was just around the corner- as was a massive halloween party being held at the weretiger’s apartment. Whether he even agreed to it or not was unclear, but having it outside of the agency meant Chuuya and Akutagawa could attend without stirring the pot.

That didn’t mean Chuuya wasn’t gonna go all out dressing up though.

His tailored suit fit perfectly, the velvety cape draped over his shoulders hitting his lower calves and making him a man of shadow. For makeup, he didn’t do too much- some highlighter on his cheeks and eyeliner that made the blue of his eyes extra intense. All together- he looked amazing.

He grinned, flashing his vampire teeth. They popped out of his mouth, falling into the sink.

Well…mostly amazing.

“Damn dollar store teeth!” Chuuya grumbled as he picked up his lost prop, washing them off with a grimace. He couldn’t find any of the good costume teeth- and the custom ones he ordered in the mail weren’t going to be here until the day before the party. These would just have to do.

“Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?” Dazai’s happy chirp from the living room brought him out of thought. He was working on little pom pom bats for the apartment, the coffee table littered with crafting supplies as The Nightmare Before Christmas played on the TV. “Come with us and you will see, this our town of halloween~”

….Chuuya peeked at himself in the mirror, then back at the room Dazai was in. Then he smiled, a devious grin on his lips. Slowly, he began creeping towards his boyfriend.

~~~

“This is halloween, this is-OUCH!.” Dazai yelped, giving up on singing along as he waved his burnt finger. “How does Chibi do this every year? He probably doesn’t have fingerprints.” Blowing on his finger, he failed to notice the shadow looming behind him. “We can steal so many reese's cups-”

A loud shriek filled the room, a half-finished pom pom bat flying out of his hands as Chuuya’s lips pressed into his neck. “Chibi! What are you-AHEHEHEHE!”

“I’m hungry,” Chuuya growled against his skin, pressing kisses and gentle nibbles against it while Dazai tried squeezing him out, laughing hysterically. “Give me your blood!”

“Aheahhaha! Ahehahahahahhaa! Chuuhuhuhuhuhuhuuya plehahahahhahhase!” The brunette tried to gently push away the other, flailing into the couch with a wobbly smile. “Dohohohon’t, it tihihihihiickles!”

“Tickles huh? Surely you don’t mean this?” Chuuya stuck his hands out without warning, scribbing into Dazai’s ribs as he carried on gently biting him. The taller of the two arched with a loud squeal, falling on his side and bringing Chuuya with him. “Maybe I’ll have ribs for dinner tonight.”

“Bahahhahahharbaquueuueeu? Soohohohohunds good, leheheheht’s hit up thhahhahaht one plahhahahhce!”

“Nah, I want home cooking. I want some nice fatty ribs.” Chuuya dug into Dazai’s middle set with reckless abandon, earning a fresh squeal. “You got some good ones here.”

“Whohohohoho are yoohohohohu cahhahhhahalling fhahahhahaht? Iihihihihim gohohohoohna-AHHH!”

“Gonna what?” Chuuya teased, going for his armpits, making Dazai flop like a fish. “Whatcha gonna do?”

The detective wheezed, too ticklish to even respond. Only when his cheeks were cherry pink and his face hurt did the devious attack end. “Aheheheh…hehhehehehe..yoohohohu’re a teehheheherror!”

“That’s what vampires DO, you dork.” Chuuya flicked him gently before reaching over, grabbing one of the many pom pom bats. “Hey- these aren’t so bad! It’s a tad messy, but no one’s gonna know.”

Dazai was quiet, and for a moment Chuuya wondered if he said something wrong. When he looked back, the brunette was looking at him so fondly, an easy smile on his face. “What?”

“Nothing- it’s just…” Dazai reached up, playing with the loose red locks that fell over Chuuya’s shoulder, twirling them within his fingers. “You look really good right now.”

“Must be my ‘vampiric allure’.” Chuuya snorted, even as his face flushed some, heart racing. He put down the bat and turned to Dazai fully, letting him take it all in. “Looks like I’ve got you under my spell.”

“I am your willing servant.” Dazai grinned, pulling him down and kissing him. It went from sweet and soft to hot and fierce quickly, the brunette pushing off Chuuya’s cape as the redhead worked the buttons of Dazai’s vest. “What about the bats?”

“Screw ‘em. We can finish them later.” Chuuya pushed him fully into the couch, looming over him with a cheeky grin. “Better yet- send them Akutagawa’s way; he and the weretiger can figure it out.”

“I like the way you think.” Dazai snorted, letting himself be kissed again and again.

Thanks for reading!

[sketchyelvenasss]

Puppy dog eyes of this caliber has to be illegal

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x1

"Mr Lioncourt, your hand is incomprehensible."

[leghorned]

nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... 🍷 except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[black-ak9]

I just make really shitty animations for stupid things that come to my mind LMAO

Also because I saw a drawing by @rosetyler42 of Dracula being a dog/wolf idk

I like to make Dracula bad >:}

[sesamenom]

more of Mae's adventures in Castle Dracula

aka: Maedhros used Punch! It's super effective!

[dr4c0-r3x]

Danny Phantom x Detective Comics

DP x DC are allows fun to read and write. Here are some of my favorites.

• The Ghost Zone is a higher dimensional plan of existence. (A paperweight from the Ghost Zone is a world destroyer for Earth)

• Danny is next in line for the title of King of the Ghost Zone. (Danny is still half human, so isn't king, yet.)

• To keep himself safe from the GIW, Danny has decided to hind out in the most chaotic city in the world, Gotham. (He figures Batman will immediately note the government agents coming into his city.)

• For enrichment purposes, Danny has decided to stalk the Batfamily in his off time. (This has resulted in him creating videos of the Batfam's antics.)

• Thanks to a few favors, Neil Nightingale is able to open a coffee shop, which does so well that he's able to pay off all of his debts within the month. (Que his first "official" meeting with the Waynes. )

• Maybe a little of Vampire Cass woven in there for a little bit of spice in there. (I found it funny that Cass saw him as "tasty".)

• The family should be investigating the videos and be suspicious of Danny for different reasons. (A bit of duplication should keep them guessing.)

• Finally, Constantine should come to town to stop some nut job cultist from summoning the King of Ghost to their mortal plan. (Imagine all of their faces when the popular coffee shop owner is the Prince of Ghost.)

[spiritsong]

There's something in this life left to live or, giving these two fools a soft moment because they deserve it. not gonna lie, I got a bit emotional when making this. I wrote something from Astarion's perspective to go along with it:

Once upon a time we pressed against an unyielding tree trunk, just like this. Once upon a time we hid ourselves in the obscuring night. Now, the moonlight paints your smile bright and boundless. We were not unwilling back then, though an ocean laid between us. I pressed my body atop yours and went somewhere else. How could I have known that you would follow me there? You were the one who was supposed to be under my thumb. I was the trickster moved by your silver song. You were the cradle that held me safe when all I wanted was to fall into the abyss. You were the gentle voice that beckoned, Open your eyes. See what could be if you loosened that white-knuckled grip you keep on your fear. Sometimes I find myself slipping into the old movements — a flutter of lashes, a dangerous smile — and then I remember. I remember that you were with me at my darkest and ugliest and most utterly heartbroken, and still you told me, It is an honor to witness you. It is a privilege to be by your side. And I let that ancient rhythm fall away. I was free to walk off that tired path, and now, everything is new. How will life surprise me when I allow myself to participate? I was struck with wonder to know that there are people in this world like you. Could you have ever guessed we would end up here, back when we were strangers on the hillside? I didn't have the strength to imagine it. Now, I find myself thinking: Where will we end up tomorrow? What wonders will we behold? There will be such love and such joy, and such hardship to balance it. But for the first time, I feel I am courageous enough to face it, because I am not alone anymore. I will be with you here, beneath this moonlight, beneath this canopy. And afterwards, I hope you will imagine with me all the life we have left to live.

[rosetyler42]

Thought it might be fun to draw Lucy and Grampa Vlad together. One proud chaotic ball of monster mischief teaching the other. I like the idea of him teaching her how to possess things (something we only ever see HIM do) and also...we get the idea Vlad never really had this opportunity with his first grandkid Mavis and of course there's the whole HT2 deal with Dennis. This kid has Ericka's mischievious chaotic energy and zeal for monstery things and Drac's pride in his monstrosity, So I wanted to let him have a proud grampa moment with his grandkid.

Not to mention...kind of a happier parallel to both he and Drac's relationship, he and Dennis' relationship, AND Ericka and Van Helsing's relationship too.

@lovelylivelyv @black-ak9 @hotelt-resurrection @ssleeping-in-a-coffin @serial-serializednovelreader @deathfangirl9 @wingingfromthezing @twinklecupcake @ebevkisk @kittyball23

[vind3miat0r]

Armand try not to gaslight yourself out of situations you gaslit yourself into challenge (impossible)

[indelicateink]

the way this episode started out in dubai with aggressively smitten loumand adoration after their screaming match that evidently resolved in some of the most unhinged bdsm sex the planet earth saw in that particular 24 hours makes me think we haven't even grasped the finest edge of the warped sexual power dynamic these two have shaped over the past eight decades

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: Please, Dazai, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Dazai: I’m sorry MC. MC: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Dazai: It has to be done. MC: Dazai: MC: Dazai: *Places +4* Uno.

[netherworldpost]

Spaghetti Witch

The swamp witch, a menace, burst into the living room where her very prim, very proper, vampire wife sat reading by the hearth.

"They call me spaghetti!" the witch cried merrily, "because I'm always noodlin'!"

She then proceeded to dance in a way that was simutanteously fluid in motion and completely nonsensical, formless, and apparently completely random.

The vampire laughed herself flush pink, confused, entirely, by her wife's antics.

[lafamilledelioncourt]

New Chapter for Dessert Loustat Series... Plus a Loudanstat Sandwich?

Still Rolling Here, Folks || writerformanymuses

Chapter 5

Summary:

Louis, Lestat, and Daniel enjoy the club to the fullest vampiric extent... and best friends totally make out and try to fuck each other in a club, right?

Here are the end notes for the chapter, if it helps set the mood xD

EXCERPT UNDER THE READ MORE

He’s thinking that he wishes it was your mouth. That you’d drained him and fucked him in front of the whole room.  “Baise-moi,” Lestat groans, and it’s Daniel’s turn to chuckle. Don’t lie to me, fledgling. I like you. I might just use you to make a point.  “S’not a lie, and believe me, I’m happy to be used. I’ve already read plenty of fan fiction on the internet about becoming a Louis/Lestat sandwich. Seems like a great fucking night to me.”  “And it would make your insipid little maker practically foam at the mouth when he realizes how far we can debase you,” Lestat promises sweetly before Daniel lets out a moan of anticipation. He’s quiet for a moment, but the gap is filled by Lestat’s hand sneaking between them and slipping into the man’s trousers. He doesn’t get far, not when Louis is suddenly behind Daniel making that sandwich a dream come true.  “You call for me , Danny?” Louis purrs, and Lestat grins before pressing Daniel back into Louis’ chest. “We were just discussing ruining him, you and I, all for the sake of feeding his endless self-destruction and need to enrage his maker,” Lestat supplies as Daniel’s voice box became otherwise occupied by ungodly noises.  Is this how you’re going to convince yourselves it’s allowed? You fuck each other through me? Daniel thinks at them both. While he can’t hear Louis’ answer, he somehow knows in his heart it might be yes.

[snoopybutch]

Local LHB very excited for Pre-Valentine’s get together, edit: reporting hours later from these pics being taken, multiple adoring gays tugged on my harness in appreciation

[hostiae]

a couple people already know, but we're officially adding benji mahmoud to the blog.