#vanilla 🪻

[pawjamas]

DRAGONS CAUGHT KISSING ON MY BED !!!

[sydnsbutcrk]

I'm remaking headcanons

[narislvr]

HEY THERE, SUBW4Y GIRL

one-last-stop au ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ | e.williams x fem!reader

cws? reader wears glasses and is on the bigger side (not mentioned yet but we need more love for chubby readers!!) reader is a college student working at a diner, ellie is a blip in time but reader doesn't know that yet, love at first sight trope but you're both awkward 🧍‍♂️, no use of y/n for reader, this blurb is moreso an intro to the world so not much ellie yet (might be a series if it dies well!!) Spoilers for the book, and will have some direct quotes.

m.list [๋࣭🪻] nari's nav [ 💻 ] palestine-resources & daily click

"Her eyes are bright and teasing and warm, warm forever-and-ever brown, and august doesn’t know how she could possibly do anything but whatever this girl says." pg 20

You weren't going to cry.

you weren't going to cry over the shitty smell of pancake batter and honey that wouldn't wash off despite your half hour shower ── the smell bonding to you after working too many late hour shifts at the diner ── and you definitely weren't going to cry over the scorching feeling of the coffee cup leaking small droplets of what you were considering your only energy source onto your hand.

you were already running late for your first morning class of the semester, but if you found your right train on time ── which you've already memorized out of fear of this exact situation ── then you'd still make it before it became too noticeable you were late.

sure, things were already going far worse than you'd hoped for, from having to pick up a late shift the night before at the 24/7 diner you work at, leaving you with four hours to sleep before having to get up and get ready for class, to dealing with a rude barista in the coffee shop above the metro station who couldn't even bother to tighten the lid of your cup.

things were not going great, but you were determined to make things better.

to your dismay however, determination alone wouldn't be enough to turn your luck.

amidst your attempt of carefully closing the lid of your coffee cup, you don't notice the group of teenage kids running your direction until one of them bumped into you with a grunt. the coffee, which had been one source of your annoyance this morning, spills across your top staining the once white fabric of your long-sleeveed shirt an opaque shade of brown, and to add to your already shitty morning, you hear the sound of your phone hit the pavement with a loud crack.

The teenager gives you a quick look up and down, their expression contorting into one of horror as they look at the stain on your top and the state of your phone on the floor behind you. ──if that's the way they look at you, then maybe you shouldn't even try looking at yourself── deciding that you wouldn't fight a fourteen year old, not that you would've anyways, you bend down to pick your phone off the ground, your lips forming a tight frown as you look over at all the various cracks on the screen of the phone you had worked so hard to afford.

despite the feeling of a knot tightening further in the back of your throat, you stayed true to your promise.

You weren't going to cry.

Your train pulls up only a few moments later, and you quickly blink back the tears before stepping aboard. to your luck ──if you even want to risk calling it that── the car wasn't as full as you though it'd be. usually it would be a great thing, not being crowded by people, but right now as you stood holding the handlebar, it really hit you just how disheveled you must look to others. Your hair was frizzy, your eyes were teary, coffee soaked your shirt, and now you smelled like a mixture of coffee, pancakes, and faintly of vanilla body spray.

You were a wreck.

you feel someone move to your side and you cringe slightly, your shoulders stiffening as you kept your gaze on the floor. you hear the unzip of a bag, presumably the person beside you getting something out, and you shift your gaze to sneak a glance at the stranger at your side expecting, but hoping it wasn't, a creep ──it's a subway, you never know what could happen in a 15 minute ride── but to your surprise, you're met with sun bleached black converse and baggy jeans next to your own white converse. Slowly your gaze moves upward, noting the way the person's foot tapped rythmicly the floor beneath it before you get a better look at them.

And fuck do you get a good look at them.

The person who you expected to be some lanky guy, perhaps some skater boy, perhaps a creep ──again, can never be too cautious── was actually... a girl. Round cheeks, with a softly scrunched and freckled nose, a girl so pretty you thought you were hallucinating. Her hair was a dark shade of auburn, half her hair up in a small ponytail while the rest fell a little over her nape. On her head were a pair of old looking headphones connected to a Walkman that stuck out the front pocket of her messenger bag as she searched for something down at the bottom with a small smirk. Did she know you were looking? What was she looking for that had her looking like that?

don't be a creep, you thought to yourself, trying to tear your gaze from her right arm. The sleeves of her faded blue flannel were rolled up just above her elbow, exposing the intricate design of ferns and a ──still in the works── moth on her forearm. don't be a creep, you repeated to yourself in your mind as you look away from the beautiful stranger at your side. Why'd she have to appear exactly when you looked your worst?

"Yikes," She finally says, her smirk still ever present on her face as she looks up to face you now.

The hottest girl you've ever seen just took a look at you and said "Yikes." What the fuck.

You were dumbfounded ──inwardly horrified── and she can't help but chuckle as she finally finds what she was looking for in her bag. It wasn't a mocking chuckle. no. it wasn't something lighthearted, curious, and you swear the temperature had risen in the subway car.

"Here," the girl says, pulling out a burgundy colored scarf and holding it out to you. "You look like you're going somewhere important, so," She gestures vaguely at her neck, "keep it."

You blink once, processing her offer before coming out of your trance and shaking your head, "You─ oh my God, I can't take your scarf."

The girl shrugs. "I'll get another one."

"But it's cold."

"Yeah," She says and her smirk shifts into something unreadable for a split second before your attention is caught by the dimples that had formed on her freckled cheeks. "But I don't go outside much."

You stare for a moment and she does as well.

"Look," She starts, her hands fidgeting slightly with the ends of the scarf, "You can take it, or i can leave it in the seat next to you, and it can get absorbed into the subway ecosystem forever."

She drags out the end of her sentence with a playful lilt, her smirk softening into a grin and in that moment her eyes are bright and teasing and warm. warm forever-and-ever a hazey green, and you don't know how you could possibly do anything but whatever this girl says.

A moment later you give in to her offer and reluctantly take the scarf from her hands. The wool is soft and light in your touch, and when your fingertips brush against the ends where the girl had been fidgeting with it earlier, you feel a pop of electricity. The girl, who had been watching you carefully, laughs under her breath, the sound airy as she reaches out to help you wrap it around your neck in a tender motion. She steps back after a moment, and gives you a look, the same teasing smile as before as she raises a brow at you.

"Anyone ever tell you you smell like pancakes?"

Before you can respond, the train plunges into a tunnel. The car shudders on the tracks, and the girl lets out a small yelp as she almost loses her balance and reaches for the hand rail over your head. It all happened suddenly but the last thing you see of her is an unreadable purse of her lips and the beginning of another tattoo on her left arm as she lifts it before the fluorescent lights flicker out.

The darkness lasted a second, two at most, but when the lights came back on, the girl was gone.

[howtocareforbunnyboys]

"Formula" baby food for ARFID age regressors 🍼🥤

I'll make a better post with progress pics next time I make some, but I wanted to post about it quickly, since it was such a success.

My small (@bunnnybcy ) has ARFID, which makes it very difficult for him to get much nutrition, and I'm always trying things to make health accessible to him. One way to make "scary" foods accessible is to make them cute or baby-like. This recipe is sort of a "base model," a warm and sweet treat that can be altered later to increase their fruit & whole grain consumption.

Equipment you'll need:

Saucepan

Stirrer

Measuring cups

Stove or hotpad

Blender

Sippy cup or reusable pouches (Link to reusable pouch example)

Refrigerator for storage

Sweet Cinnamon Formula Recipe 😋

Ingredients:

1 cup + 1 cup milk or plant milk of choice (we used vanilla soy milk) 🥛

1/2 cup plain rolled oats 🥣

1 tsp dark brown sugar, or to taste*

1 tsp honey, or to taste 🍯

Cinnamon, to taste

Vanilla extract, to taste

Steps:

🥛 Heat the first cup of milk in your saucepan on the stove. Turn the heat up to medium, or medium-high if you're impatient.

🍯 Stir in the brown sugar and honey, and continue to stir frequently until the milk starts to lightly boil.

🥣 Stir in the 1/2 cup of rolled oats, and turn down the heat to medium, if it isn't already there.

🥄 Stir frequently until the liquid is mostly absorbed, about 5-8 minutes. (The longer you cook it, the smoother your end product will be, which is important for ARFID smalls.)

🆒️ Take off the heat, and let cool for a bit, until you're confident that it won't melt your blender lol.

Pour the oatmeal into your blender, add 1/4 cup milk🥛, and blend until smooth. Check the consistency, and continue adding milk in 1/4 cup amounts until your small approves of the texture. This would also be a convenient time to add more cinnamon, vanilla, honey🍯, or sugar, if they feel the taste is lacking.

Pour into pouches or sippy cups.

You can store leftover formula in the fridge for 3-5 days.

Other formula flavor ideas:

Strawberry 🍓

Banana🍌

Blueberry 🫐

Peach 🍑

Chocolate 🍫

Peanut butter 🥜

Apple pie 🍎

Pumpkin pie 🥧

Sweet potato 🍠

Notes for other carers of little ones with ARFID:

If your small one will tolerate it, adding nuts or seeds during step 1 will yield a more nutritious result, but some may not blend down. Chia seeds, for example, will remain visible and will feel like poppyseeds, which may be off-putting to someone with ARFID, even though they don't taste like anything.

Always remember to introduce new tastes and textures slowly, and allow them to try a new thing multiple times on different days if they're unsure about it. Unsure may just mean unfamiliar, and it'll take them a number of attempts to acquire a taste for it. Uncertainty is a good sign of a future "yes", but don't push them to finish a serving of something they're on the fence about; the pressure may turn it into a "no". Instead, give them the option of putting the rest away for later, and after some time, when they're ready, encourage them to try it again.

[purplifield]

🪻👻| Shhh

Kinktober

KW: praise, vanilla, slight exhibitionism (no one sees you tho), cockwarming

His dick was good. It was even better when your face was in a pillow with an unfamiliar lavender scent.

Because it was his parents house. You two were staying over for a week and he couldn’t wait the whole 7 days without feeling your warm cunt.

Ted sighed as he was fully in, his hands firmly gripping your hips so you wouldn’t run away. Then he slowly started to move. He was waiting for an opportunity to enjoy sweet, soft morning sex with you, so this was mission accomplished.

Your breath hitched and morphed into a little whine. He leaned down and kissed your shoulder with a mumble “shh now, you don’t want em to hear , right?”

Despite his soft voice and touches, Ted was such a cruel man. He snapped his hips sometimes just to punch the air out of you and chuckle when you struggled to hold in the loud moan you needed to let out.

He got the hint of you being close when your pussy clenched around. I drew lines on your back, feeling proud of himself to make you feel like a putty in his arms. And he wanted to be snuggled in your cunt for a while, so you had to expect a long, lazy and filling(😉) morning.

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

Everyone seems to be having a pinned post these days, therefore here's mine.

🪻I'm Ele, (almost) 20 years old, lesbian.

🪻 Pronouns she/her (really any pronouns will do, but these are the ones i prefer)

🪻 My main interests are writing both prose and poetry, history, reading and practising my beloved martial arts (i luv lavender). ➡️ You can find some of my poetry and haunted thoughts at @sappho-favorite-pupil-poetry.

🪻 This is not just a wlw nsft/smut blog, i do post about everything that comes to my mind, anyway it's no place for minors

🪻 MeN DO NOT, and i repeat, DO NOT interact. Specially with my pictures, but like, in general, with this whole blog. Go away.

🪻 Do not interact if you are not feminist/do not support feminism, fascist, racist, ableist, homophobic, terf, animal abuser, supporter of hunting for fun (or if you think it's okay to put ketchup on your pasta).

🪻Asks and DMs are open [open for my fellow sapphics] <<< if you are interested in becoming an anon, you may also want to claim an emoji (the rules are below).

KINKY SECTION DOWN HERE ⬇️

🪻 I'm a switch (i don't really have a preference, it depends from my mood and from what the other person needs/wants/is willing to do).

🪻 I'm single as a pringle (not long ago i broke free from an extremely toxic relationship with my ex girlfriend). I'm not against the idea of a new relationship, but you got to understand that i'm not an easy person to deal with, mainly because of past experiences. I'm also a futch ✨le$bian✨, if you are interested, and i'm 1,70 cm (about 5'6' feet).

🪻 My dear fellow lesbians and sapphics, don't send me nudes, okay? I'm sure you are beautiful, handsome or whatever you'd prefer to call yourselves, but i didn't ask for it and therefore don't want to see it ☺️

🪻Stuff i'm okay with ⬇️

["G" for giving and "R" for receiving].

• Giving and receiving strap

• Being called most pet names [R]

• Being called "mommy/daddy/ma'am/sir" [R]

• Light power dynamic [G,R]

• Light objectification [R and G sometimes].

• Knife play (or any pointy object) [G]

• Marking [R,G]

• Light egradation [G but almost never R].

• Breeding [R, G]

• Scissoring

• Overstimulation [R, G]

• Orgasm denial [G and sometimes R].

• Praise [R, G].

• Vanilla sex [R, G].

• Impact play [R, G].

• Giving rope play [G].

• Light pain play [G].

• Fingering ofc (if properly done)

• Aftercare ✨[G, R].

🪻Stuff i'm not okay with ⬇️

• Men (or any mention of men)

• Receiving intense degradation (i will cry lol)

• Scat, piss, blood

• R4pe, SA, incest, pedophilia

• Somno

• Race/slave play

• Patriarchy play or whatever that thing is called

• Body fluids (except for female cum)

🪻Rules to claim an emoji

• You must be 18+, specify your age and pronouns

• Pick the emoji you prefer

• I'd rather interact with lesbians/sapphic folks

• ABSOLUTELY NO STRAIGHT-CIS MEN. I will block you and report you to Sappho's justice, if any of you tries to interact.

⏬

🪻My emoji anons

• 🤟🏻 anon - 19, he/they, genderqueer butch, lesbian.

• 🌸 anon - 21, she/her, femme, lesbian.

• 💐 anon -

• 👤 anon - 21, she/they, queer, lesbian.

• 🌻anon - 19, she/her, lesbian.

• 🤙🏼 anon - 23, he/they, butch (lesbian).

• 💜 anon - 23, she/her, lesbian.

• 🎩 anon - 23, she/her

• 🐚 anon - 18, she/her, femme

• ✨ anon - 25, she/her, lesbian

• 🌋

• 🪐 anon - 23, she/her

• 🎀 anon - 20, she/her, femme lesbian

[hyacinthstims]

a lavender & vanilla stimboard (for me) !

🪻💮🪻/💮🪻💮/🪻💮🪻

as of 08/02/23, requests are open!

[genevieveskingdom]

I had a dream...

...Last night about the Minister of Spring and Pixie Hollow 🧚🏻✨🪻🌱🌼🌷🌿

I was a part of a research group full of people who were doing something in vast terrain. Maybe we went to the nature only for a walk, who knows. What's important was the fact that we went to a forest. And after a while we reached crossroads in that forest. One road was quite normal, leading to a regular human world, but in the second part of the forest, fairies were flying, laughter was heard, gentle bells were echoing underneath the trees...

"Look!" I shouted at the group. "There are fairies!" But they ignored me, they didn't even turned their heads, they just followed blindfoldedly the normal path.

I left them be. And went straight to the pixie world. The more to the depth I walked, the more I understood - I was at the Spring Valley! The same place where Tinkerbell messed up the preparations for spring!

The first fairy I met and whom I saw in bright colours was Rosetta. She was collecting some berries and when she noticed me, she immediately smiled at me. Then I blurry saw Iridessa. I got a positive response from all of them, they immediately got some work for me and told me that I should found some elder fairy who fed plants with biscuits. Literally.

But I had other plans. I quickly got to the elder fairy (she looked like Fairy Mary but with ginger hair, little curvier and taller, dressed in vanilla-beige colour), she wasn't very nice, she was vulgar towards me, actually. 😂

But I didn't care. My aim was to find the Minister of Spring. I flew (yes, I somehow gained wings) to the Springtime Square in order to find him but there were soooo many fairies I could barely see.

I was lucky. He was there. I found him. He didn't wear his pompous ministerial robe but he was dressed up very modestly. Simple T-shirt made of dry brownish leafs, leather belt and simple beige bermudas. He had a sack - it almost looked like if he were collecting rubbish - but I somehow knew that there are some seeds in it which had to be delivered somewhere.

He took off. I didn't have the chance to say anything to him, but I had wings so I jumped in the air and followed him. He was as fast as Bugatti Chiron. 🤣 We were zigzagging around the trees. It was a race!

Finally - I left him behind and was ahead of him. I turned over and he smiled at me! It was a tiny and mild smile but of such a kindness. I noticed closely how skinny he actually was. His cheekbones were visible on his pale face.

I stopped him. And for some reason we went to the closest tree on the road and hid into its shadows. And then we hugged each other.

We were just standing there - the same heights - in a close hug, absorbing each others physical bodies. It was such a realistic situation, such a vivid dream, it felt as if I were really there. I didn't remember how long this scene actually took, but to me it felt like eternity. He fitted perfectly into my arms. We didn't share a word. Silence embroidering the feeling. I remember how I was leaning on the tree with my back, holding him in my arms. My head rested on his left shoulder (from his perspective) and I could literally smell his scent in the dream! He smelled sweetly, like flowers, but not necessarily like hyacinths, it was a sweeter scent, more like a rose or a cherry blossom. I felt his skin, he had very soft skin on his shoulders and neck. And I also felt his hair. They were sooo realistic, breeze was playing with some of his loosened strands. I didn't really touch his hair so I cannot say how it felt like.

Some fairies interrupted us. And then the scene was cut. And after a while I was flying and found myself on the Springtime Square. Again, there were so many fairies. Too many fairies. And not only fairies but also Barbie princesses! I saw Alexa from the Diamond Castle and Aramina from Three Musketeers, then some Genevieve's sisters from the 12 Dancing Princesses... And of course, Tink's pixie squad and the other seasonal ministers and Queen Clarion. Everyone was dressed up so formally, they wore beautiful gowns as if there were some special event going on. Where is Hyacinth, where is Hyacinth, was my only thought. I was flying towards them and I spotted Hyacinth in the first row, standing next to Queen Clarion.

I broke through the crowd whilst everyone was whispering about me and casting not so friendly gazes at me. What bad could I do that they behaved like this? I understood they were gossiping about me. But why?

I finally approached Hyacinth. He wore his lavish ministerial robe, sleeveless, in deep royal blue, dark purple and bright spring green colours shining on his leaf crown. And all of his gown was sparkling.

For some reason, I asked him for a dance and offered him my hand. He wasn't smiling. Actually, his mimics seemed emotionless, but he gave me his hand and our palms alligned.

I led him to the ballroom when Johann Strauss started playing. I couldn't remember which of his wondrous kaiserwaltzes it was, but I just knew it was his music! It felt like something between An der schönen blauen Donau and Frühlingsstimmen.

The most important thing was that I was swaying in the rhythm of Viennese waltz with Hyacinth. We danced perfectly to the rhythm and everyone was watching us. We were the only couple dancing so it was a solo. The other guests were blurred, the only thing I remembered was how I led Hyacinth on the dance floor and how I felt the soft skin of his shoulders again...

Then I woke up. 😂 But so happy. I felt like I really met him. I dare to say that it was one of the best dreams I have ever had. ✨🩷🩵🪻

[lackablazeical]

💜🪻Riko Miyamoto🪻💜

Specific boundaries w/ this character -

Do not ship Riko.

Do not headcanon Riko with a sexuality.

General info -

Riko's birthday is Febuary 15th. She is an Aquarius ♒️

Riko's love language is Physical Touch.

Riko has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder).

Personality traits -

Riko is adventurous, gullible, playful, easily frustrated, distracted, imaginative, and pushy.

Riko loves a good adventure, always running off and getting herself and her twin into trouble.

Riko is gullible, and easily trusting. She's easy to convince of anything, and easy to lure into a dangerous situation with the promise of a fun game.

Riko gets frustrated easily, as she hates being considered stupid or being babied.

Riko tends to get distracted easily, dropping things halfway through and never continuing them.

Riko is imaginative, able to come up with loads of unique games and schemes for her and her twin to do.

Riko can be pushy, especially to her twin, Mari. She always wants to be with Mari, and will pressure her into helping with dumb ideas or join in on dangerous situations.

Important details -

Her beliefs -

Riko's element is air.

Riko feels a strong connection with bugs, specifically butterflies, and flowering plants.

Riko treats all bugs with care, often keeping them in jars or watching them wander for hours.

Riko will pray to a butterfly if one lands on her, thanking it and wishing it safety.

Riko puts out sugar water for bees and butterflies to feed on.

Riko commonly helps aid in watering the estate flower gardens.

Riko likes to keep dried flowers.

Her beliefs about Usagi's death -

Riko believed Usagi was alive after she was convinced she had seen him running away.

She was always insistent on it, and often insulted any of her grieving family members for 'not listening to her'.

Even if punished, she refused to budge in her stance at all, eventually even able to convince Kenichi of Usagi being alive too.

Riko was extremely happy to see Usagi again, but definitely couldn't resist saying 'I told you so' a few times.

Fun facts -

Riko's favorite food is Konpeitō candy, and her favorite drink is vanilla tea.

Riko loves soccer, and magic tricks.

Riko is able to preform mystic magic, but lacks the patience and discipline to become the head mystic healer.

Riko likes checkers.

Riko would love to do warrior training, but can't, because of clan gender roles.

Riko's second favorite bug is the praying mantis.

Voice claim [Yanairaly Simo] -

Tags that include Riko -

#addams! Riko, addams! Babies, addams! Darling twins, addams! Miyamotos

[lunarw0rks]

Both&Body works sprays i would giv to some of the COD characters w little to no explanation ✨🪻

Price: warm vanilla sugar / champagne honey apple lmao. He givs me fall vibes

Gaz: in the stars / coco paradise bc he so gorgeous 🥰

Ghost: gingham / gingham gorgeous…… to freshen him from being dead on the inside rip

Soap: strawberry pound cake / strawberry snow flakes. He so bby gurl!!! 💕😔💕

Valeria: into the night / coconut glow for the hottie

Rudy: pure wonder

Alejandro: snowflakes&cashmere…. His jacket looks comfy…. Drop the brand plsss

Konig: thousand wishes / gingham fresh to stop his snipper hood from being so musty😔

Graves: jap cherry blossom

WOOYEAH WOOYEAH WOOYEAH

[lilcookiebugg]

The first few nights were rough. Even if it was for the sake of the world. And to fulfill a prophecy. She still felt awful.

“I’m a failure of a mother Vanilla..” Aleena said softly, trying to hold back more tears.

“You’re not a failure Aleena. You were only trying to do what was best for them.” Vanilla replied softly, while petting the soft quills on the hedgehogs head.

“You will see them again someday. I know it Aleena..”

—

Aaaaa Vanileena hurt/comfort my beloved. The idea of these two knowing each other and helping one another was just adorable to play with. Love these ladies 🧡💜🌼🪻

[pawjamas]

a darling little dragon landed on my bed while i was away for the holidays!

his name is vanilla, he’s an adorable plush made by part time puppy 💞 i could not be happier with him omg.. he’s so so soft and amazing quality, perfect cuddle size, and his details are so precious ;v;

definitely going to be a comfort object for me, i’m happy i could get him as my end of year gift to myself for surviving so much that’s happened this year 🤧💗

[sydnsbutcrk]

Time to introduce my first cookie run persona

Larkspur vanilla cookie

Based on my birth flower (July) and pure vanilla, i made myself a persona for cookie run. She originally had a vanilla cape but i ended up removing it.

Larkspur vanilla does have a bit of lore behind just being my persona, but i won't reveal that rn

[nursesharkinfirmary]

ִֶָ࣪𓂃 * -` 🌸 ´- perfume npts 🪻 ㅤׂㅤ⭒

─ 𖦹 ˙ ̟Names

Vera, Chloe, Dior, Fumette, Flora/Floralle, Lavvy, Spritz, Pwuff, Ellis, Emiliya, Mauve, Sinclair, Myra, Jasmine, Yves, Valentino, Briar, Rosalyne, Violet, Augustine, Laurent, Salvatore, Cordelia, Antoinette

─ 𖦹 ˙ ̟Pronouns

Scent/Scent's, Fume/Fume's, Puff/Puff's, Musk/Musk's, Mist/Mist's, Vani/Vanilla's, Par/Parfum's, Berry/Berrie's, Frage/Fragrant's, 🪻/🪻's, 🌷/🌷's, 💐/💐's, 🧴/🧴's, 💨/💨's, 🍓/🍓's

─ 𖦹 ˙ ̟Titles

(Prn) of Scents Wafting, The one that Smells of Flowers, The Fragrant (Pref Royal Title), The Gift of Enticing Mist, The Sweet Smelling (Pref Supernatural Creature)

[anti-endo-haven]

i'd love to hear any recipes you have to share !!

-🪽🪻

Keep in mind that I’m also taste blind so know that eyeball things to your tastes:

Chili (No Beans) — All ingredients are optional and are eyeballed to your liking:

Add can of chili into pot and set on medium heat

Add a little bit of ketchup and mustard (more ketchup than mustard)

Lemon pepper

Salt

Pepper

Rosemary

Basil

Cilantro

Garlic powder

Onion powder

Curry powder

Sugar

Cinnamon

A little bit of vanilla extract

Paprika

Ground ginger (a little)

Ground cumin

Cayenne pepper

Chili powder

Dill weed

Stir together and heat to liking, add more if needed

This only takes one pot or anything you want to make it in and any utensil you use.

For tacos or sandwiches — ingredients are optional:

Ground beef - cooked to liking

Sauce requires:

Water to cover bottom of whatever you’re using (usually I use a cup)

Salt

Pepper

Paprika

Basil

Oregano

Lemon pepper

BBQ sauce

Chili powder

Onion powder

Garlic powder

Cayenne pepper

Brown sugar

Ketchup

Cook meat until brown

Strain the meat, make the sauce, add the meat back into what you’re using

Add cheese and let melt in what you’re using (Optional)

Make taco/sandwich

This only takes up a pan/skillet and a strainer for me. As well as any utensil I use (normally a spatula).

Then you can also just use my wife’s favorite treat which is mozzarella caprese.

Which only takes Cherub tomatoes (small), basil, mozzarella (the smaller pieces that come in a balled package if possible), and balsamic vinaigrette. With toothpicks.

To make it:

Tooth pick

Add tomato first (1)

Add basil leaf (1 small)

Add mozzarella piece

Add the vinaigrette (however much needed)

Quick easy and the same plate can be used to eat off of.

I’ll add more to it when I can, I’ll probably just make something on Notion regarding my weird food science stuff.

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🪻👻| I’m a vamp then

Thanks for 150 followers 🩷🥰 pretty short and like not too much depth in the smut part I am sou sorraay

Kinktober

KW: Period sex, pretty vanilla, praise, shower sex.

“Luv? You about to take a shower?” Hobie peaked his head in as he looked around the room to check you out. You turned and nodded, but mistake understood; Hobie got inside to, his eyes glimmering with joy

“Hobes, I don’t think…” you said as you were already in the shower, about to turn on the water. Did he forget? The whole day, did he forget you were whining about cramps?

“Yeah? You know what helps with cramps? Sex” he smiled as he undressed and soon was next to you. The hot water running down both your bodies, he slowly kissed your neck.

Minutes after ten of minutes he got you readied up, spazming around nothing when his fingers left your cunt, the substance on his fingers washed away in seconds by the water.

In general, this was one of those only times he would handle you gently, his touch soft as he thrusted slowly. It was animalistic, rather him being more vocal, comparing to you even.

He would work up your orgasm slowly, surely. Holding you in place, as your legs shook muttering “good girl, took me so perfect, Hm?” And bunch more words as he kissed up back of your neck and shoulder.