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shygirl4991 · 4 months
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Beeg Fatherhood
Summary: SMG4 is new to this parent business, so when Beeg acts out whats a father to do? Did this fic for @alianarepasa since she wanted to see more papa SMG4 Tags: Family fluff, Comedy, friendship, first time parent, slight angst
SMG4 slowly gets up and smiles at Beeg SMG4, getting out of bed slowly so as not to wake him up as he starts the day. He freshens up then goes to the kitchen to make him and Beeg food, he hums to himself not noticing the small meme walking into the room. Four jumps when he hears a loud “eugh!” he turns, giving a bright smile to his son “Perfect timing, breakfast is served!” 
Beeg hops up on his seat excited to eat, Four drops a small stack of pancakes for his son while he gets the bigger stack. SMG4 was about to dig in when his pancakes vanished, he blinked and turned to the meme child next to him. Beeg’s face was covered in syrup and seemed pleased with stealing his fathers pancakes, Four sighs as he takes the smaller plate “Well a growing boy has to eat!”
Later in the day SMG4 was editing a video with Beeg sitting on his lap “See beeg when you click here the characters move, would you like to try making your own video?
Beeg stares at his father then the keyboard “Eugh!” he jumps off his father to go play alone, SMG4 sighs as he continues editing his video. After an hour Four decides it was a good time to take a walk, as he leaves the room Beeg slowly turns to the computer and starts smacking the keyboard. Beeg wanted to try his hand at editing without his father telling him what to do, turns out that wasn't the best idea as he deleted his fathers current project trying to make an animation. 
SMG4 walks in and sees Beeg smacking the keyboard “BEEG STOP!” He plucks the meme child off the desk to see his hours of hard work gone, his eye slightly twitches “It’s okay i can do it all over again, you just wanted to play!” 
He put Beeg on the bed as he sits back at his desk to recreate the video he was doing, Beeg frowns seeing his father delete what he was doing. Upset he jumps off the bed and leaves the room, as he wanders the castle he remembers his dad recently bought ice cream. He sprints into the kitchen ready to steal the icy treat, he pushes his chair close to the counter and hops up his meme made stairs. He was close to the goal, he started throwing objects around trying to find something to reach the freezer. 
Hearing the noise SMG4 runs out of the room in a panic, there he saw the meme child hanging on the fridge door struggling to open it. He plucks Beeg causing the meme to start screaming, he sighs as he puts beeg on the floor “Beeg what has gotten into you, no sweets this early!”
The screaming only got louder, Four covered his ears trying to think on how to stop the screaming. Giving in, he gives ice cream to Beeg who is now humming in joy, he takes a deep breath to relax his nerve “Everyone deserves a snack!” He had this parent thing in the bag, he washes the plate and notices that Beeg got himself dirty. Nervously he approaches Beeg “Hey Beeg i have something to show you, trust me you're gonna love it!” excited he follows his father.
Once in the bathroom Beeg notices his father locking the door, he looks around the room slowly realizing what was going to happen. “Okay now Beeg we'll take a quick bath then you can play all day!” Hearing the word bath freaked Beeg out running around breaking things, SMG4 grabs Beeg tossing him in the tub causing a huge splash of water getting not only Beeg wet but SMG4 also. He groans doing his best to ignore how soaked he is to bathe Beeg, the moment he starts cleaning Beeg up he starts to vibrate launching himself away from Four.  He growls as he attempts to capture the meme child only to end up in the bath with him, Beeg stares at his father confused. Seeing this he took it as his chance, he grabs Beeg and scrubs him clean. 
Finally getting Beeg clean he gets a towel to dry up the meme child before deciding he now needed a shower himself. He opens the door to gently let out his kids, seeing he was alone again Beeg went to the bedroom to mess with the computer. He climbs on the desk annoyed that another project was in the way he deleted the video again, pleased with a new save file he starts his best to copy what his father showed him. SMG4 hums to himself as he finishes his bath to see Beeg yet again smacking the keyboard, he drops the towel shaking his head. He lifts Beeg and puts him on the chair “Eugh!” Four turns fully upset “BEEG I HAVE TO UPLOAD TODAY! Ugh I don't know what to do with you!” he starts to walk away before Beeg screams “Eugh! Eugh!”
“I’m the one ruining your project?! WHAT YOUR DOING ISN’T IMPORTANT LIKE MY WORK!” Four covers his mouth, surprised from the burst of anger. Beeg stares at his father in shock before jumping off the chair and leaving the room. SMG4 reaches out to his son, Beeg turns “EUGH!” smacks Four hand and runs off. SMG4 felt horrible and had no idea what to do. He sits on the bed about to cry when his phone vibrates, he picks up his phone to see his wallpaper of him and his crew. His eyes land on SMG3 hugging Eggdog on the phone, an idea comes to him as he dials for the only other person that can help him. 
“Hello SMG3 Coffee n Bombs, how can I help you?” Hearing the man's voice made SMG4 break down crying “SMG3IHURTBEEGFEELINGSANDITHINKHEHATESME!”
There was silence before the other man spoke “Could you repeat that for those reading?” SMG4 takes a deep breath “SMG3…i hurt Beeg feelings and..i think he hates me!”  he hears a long sigh. Then he can hear the front door of the cafe open then closed. “I doubt Beeg hates you, I mean sure he shoots you with rocket launchers and tends to set your hair on fire when you take his candy’s away…er he loves you in his way.” SMG4 sniffs as he stares at the door of his room.  
Noticing the other man was still upset he starts to think of advice to give him “You know a few years ago Terrence was a wild card, heh he would bite me and set my shit on fire. I had to learn how to make clothes by hand if I wanted to survive him. Then one day he started to act differently, he was reading more and doing strange projects outside.” Three could feel himself about to cry from the memory, letting out a shaky breath he continues “Turns out he wanted to make a rocket for me so i can use it to get rid of you…he wanted to express his love for me, god how dumb was i to not see it back then…maybe that strange orb of yours is telling you something.” 
SMG4 slowly turns to his computer and looks at the animation on the program. It was clunky but the animation showed a tall figure picking up and hugging a smaller figure. He gasps realizing Beeg was trying to make a gift for him “I gotta go thanks!” He hangs up running to find his child. 
He looks in the game room and sees Beeg looking at a photo album, the pictures he was looking at were from the trip to his first water park. He hated the water but loved all the attention his father gave him,  Beeg sniffs feeling himself about to cry as he looks at more photos. The next group of photos was new years. Beeg was surprised when his father gave him a kiss on his head and told him he loved him. The memories made the meme child feel warm, he then turned the page to find more photos. 
He squeaks when he is suddenly lifted into the air “Eugh!” He then starts relaxing, noticing the scent of his father. SMG4 starts crying again “I know I'm not dad of the year, but I'm so sorry I never noticed you were acting out for my attention.” Beeg hugs his fathers arms enjoying the attention, then SMG4 carries him to the gaming couch “To make it up how about we play some games?” Beeg cheers, picking up a controller and sitting on his fathers lap excitedly. Being a father was harder than he thought but he was learning and he hopes one day he can be a great father to the meme child on his lap. 
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Cover Art done by alianarepasa
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Rise of the TMNT headcanons because I feel uhhhsodk emotions or something
Warnings: anxiety , gore mention, trauma/PTSD mentions, kidnapping, yelling mentions, claustrophobia mention, if I missed any please lmk ‼️‼️
Donatello ( my favorite hands fucking down )
LOVES "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" and relates to Dennis wayyy too much
( also made a joke about how splinter is frank and he was actually cool with it )
Likes those HYPERBOP and songs like that
At 5am and raph is waking up for the day and he finds Donnie in his room fully awake
"Ive been up for 3 days everything is haunted everybody's evi-"
He also likes twentyone pilots
House of gold, taking my time on my ride, and car radio are his favorites
Actually hates monster ( like the drink ) but he has a can in his room from 2020 that he just poured out for decoration
( honestly I can't even really hate on it I think 2020 just ruined it LMAO )
Has no blankets. Sleeps with a single sheet and a unwashed unsheeted pillow.
Is one of those people that people mistake for way older
Yokai thinks he's at least 18-20 and get so freaked out finding out he's actually just 14
( he loves the attention )
He actually likes HOMESTUCK 😭
( this is based on my friend who likes Homestuck and they remind me of Donatello to some degree )
Has a fan that hasn't had a break since 2016
Maybe longer
Has seasonal depression
He likes to be with April or doing something during the winter because of it to distract himself
April and raph are good with helping him
Leo knows but he knows to just stay out of his way and leave him the fuck alone
And Mikey hasn't really been told because Donnie feels like he's burdening people with his problems ( he didn't even want Leo to know but he just caught on )
He even feels guilty for dragging April and raph into it
Him and Mikey LOVE LOVE LOVED spiderverse
( Donnie got the movie illegally before it even came out )
This mother fucker definitely fell to his knees for spider punk im so sorry
This same mother fucker also probably loved Danganronpa...
He doesn't really like southpark but some episodes get to him
LOVES GHOSTFACE
TO ANOTHER LEVEL
NO ONE CAN LOVE GHOSTFACE AS MUCH AS HIM
Actually probably has purple injected into his veins
"yeah my veins bruise in the blink of an eye and I can't move my body sometimes but so what? It was worth it??"
hates on dream so hard....
DONT HUG ME IM SCARED AKWNWJJF
ALL OF THE BOYS WATCHED IT ( maybe not raph tho actually )
He actually made discord ( idk if I'm even joking or not )
Would this be a good time to add a picture of what I think human Donnie would look like?
Uhhh yeah
Yeah I think so
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Ok next
Leonardooooooooo
Just fyi this shit is gonna be so angsty
It will dip I promise
He can't get enough of those "drake the type" memes
But also low-key he is drake
Has a hello kitty clock in his room that actually works for him
He was that annoying ass kid who would say "I can scream like a girl" and then scream to the top of their fucking lungs
The ADHD was tooo muuchhh
So he just basically climbs walls who cares
He's on the ceiling? What's new.
Ok so spieerpunk had don to his knees but Leo was all for Miguel
" NOOOO MY SPIDER PAPIIIII- " *splinter right fucking there*
Daddy issues just crawling out of all of their skin ANYWAYS
Can't draw for shit but loves art
The way he words things makes him sound like a complete gaslighter but he's just stupid
"?? I don't gaslight?? HUH no seriously what did I do?"
The Mario movie possessed him for a while tbh
DIP!
even hours after him returning from the prison realm he was dissociating so bad he was crying to feel something
Just a few weeks later, he isn't better yet by any means he's just ok enough to function
Someone dropped a plate or something ( I probably need to rewatch the scene before I make headcanons for it LMAO ) or dropped a pot, something loud
And he practically went down with it
He fell to the floor and stayed there for a bit
He didn't cry or say anything
Then Mikey tapped his shoulder and he fucking SNAPPED
He will never forgive himself
🫶🏼
The CRUCIAL NIGHTMARESS
*rubs my hands in evilness*
He could feel the same AIR as the prison realm at times
He smelt the same scent
Raph, draxum, and Casey had to sleep in the same room for a while so they would hear him
But sometimes he didn't loudly jerk himself awake
Sometimes it played through and he woke up and didn't make a peep
Sometimes they knew and sometimes they didn't
Most of the time one of them would just wake up because of instinct and see him just frozen
Can't handle gore now
He used to but can't anymore
It reminds him of 1
The kraang
And 2
Seeing his brothers eye all fucked up like that was too much
There were times he didn't even know who he was anymore
He was scared to leave his room for a while and felt such bad guilt for it
While they're out on a mission and Leo's just curled up in his room blowing up raphs phone
Raph wishes he could say something like "oh how the tables have turned" but this isn't what he wanted at all
Uhh ok sudden switch up
HE LOVES BO BURNHAMMMM
Him and Don and Mikey listen to Will Wood
SHAYFER JAMES TOO
JUST THOSE TYPES OF ARTIST
Mixed with late 90s to early 2000s
"erm.... what da flip ;-; NO STFU IM JUST KIDDING STOP BULLYING ME ITS A JOKE-"
Him if he was a hummmaannn
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+ maybe some scars on his back
Raphael
Blind in his one eye and low-key has bad eyesight in his other one
He can still see decently but it's pretty much fucked
He likes squishmellows but he knows Mikey LOVES them so if he buys/ finds one, he'll give it to Mikey
He's more of a "childhood stuff animal nostalgia" anyways
Doesn't like to cuss but if he's REALLY scared, he'll let a loud and quick "FUCK -" slip out of his mouth
Or if he's angry hell mumble "this bitch-" or something like that
He feels like he's not doing enough as a brother but genuinely forgets that he needs to take care of himself
Not physically but more so emotionally
He beats himself up when making a mistake even if it was out of kindness
He doesn't think things all the way through and just immediately jumps to "I wanna help people!"
And ends up making a bigger mess so he feels like a bad person
( people have reassured him he's not but he plays back how people get mad at him when he messes up and he doesn't know how to forgive himself if someone got THAT mad at him )
He sometimes just gets this burst of love and just hugs one of his siblings or friends
I think he doesn't develop feelings easily ( infact it's kinda hard for him to, not in a bad way )but one time there was a yokai, about his size, and they really enjoyed each other
He didn't tell anyone but he got her number and they still talk and he might have small feelings for her
The reason he hates being alone because it's a PTSD thing ( that only got worse after the kraang thing )
( he was alone and in danger for most of the movie, the only reason he wasn't freaking out because he knew if he did he was fucked )
And he got possessed before he could even lose his shit
But basically I think he got kidnapped by a hunter and held him captive ( either chained, or in a cage ) for 2 days before splinter found him
( yes they searched for him for 2 days )
The hunter would shoot his gun next to the cage ( or restraints ) he was in to purposely mess with him
And if he cried he would get in his face and start yelling until raph forced himself to stop crying because of fear
It was traumatic
Splinter has his own trauma from losing his fucking kid for 2 days, but it still fucks with raph badly
He still remembers it so vividly that it feels like it had only happened a week ago
So add that in top of the kraang doing what they did to him.....
He was only holding it together for Leo tbh
He can't go to certain areas or he'll start to hear the hunter yelling in his face again, like a hallucination
It's gotten a little bit better over time but the kraang set him so far back
He was also already claustrophobic, but if anyone tries to hold him down now he just immediately throws them off
And hard
Anything that really reminds him too much of the past he just starts freaking out
So he doesn't like to be alone :)
I could do a separate post for this maybe
But moving on
Any early 2000s song from anyone or any 2000 themed song is his SHIT
They did a karaoke night and he did Brittany spears ( yes I know that's like late 90s but yk THAT CATEGORY )
He put on a blonde wig tho and was actually kinda feeling it at some point
He LOVES walking around at night
Just strolling
He loves food. He eats everything
There is nothing he won't eat
He just loves everything
I forgot his scar sadly but here 😔‼️💔
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( the nose piercing is fake he's too scared to get one HELP )
Mikey:
This lil shit STEALS
HE USES HIS INNOCENCE TO HIS ADVANTAGE
And I sleeps fine at night with all of it in his room.
ADVENTURE TIMEEE
he loves cartoons
Adult cartoons, children cartoons
If it's animated he wants it injected into his spinal fluid
His music taste is everything
But he really likes indie / indie rock songs
Has all of his art and drawings hung up on his walls
There's maybe one or.two posters he actually bought the rest is his art
Loves spiderverse but he couldn't even enjoy it because he kept looking at Leo crazy with this out of pocket comments
"I wanna pick him up like a baby lion and wash him and feed him milk and release him back into the wild"
"*deadpan* Leo. What the actual hell."
Draxums favorite. Only Mikey knows he's his favorite. If anyone asks drax who his favorite is he says he hates everyone equally and looks over at Mikey
Speaking of drax I think they're vent buddies
Drax vents to him Mikey vents to drax
Drax was very helpful with all of them during the time they were all fucked up from kraang
He even got them into therapy but I'm gonna make a draxum section because I love him ( I lied he's my favorite character, then Donnie)
( God I love drax and Mikey so much let me go on a rant rq )
Apart of draxs training he could definitely pass as a licensed therapist
So if really anyone has some sort of mental thing going on he's there
Even for Leo ( even tho Leo didn't really want his help, that quickly changed tho, again I'll just put this in his section✨ )
But Mikey has these really bad panic attacks that even his brothers don't know about
Only splinter and drax
Splinter is there to comfort him and drax is there to let him talk about it
Mikey doesn't want his brothers to know because he's technically the "therapist" so splinter and drax will never tell anyone
Watched MSA just to make fun of it
Also says cringe shit because he thinks it's funny like Leo
"GYATTTTT....... Y'all know I'm joking right-"
Loves Lilo and stitch
Has an art Instagram with over 1000 followers
LOVES SPICY FOOD
He ate the spiciest chip and then asked for another
Loves spooky month
Fought leo for that damn hello kitty clock
Then stole it
" I'm in your walls :3"
He ate a like 2 handfuls of orbeez when he was 5 before splinter caught him
HUMAN
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Draxum:
MY ACTUAL FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER AAAAAAAAA
YES I absolutely believe he could qualify as a therapist and he absolutely uses that to his advantage
Leo was still "ish" about draxum but he became a lot more appreciative of him during the times that raph and Casey couldn't be there ( like missions )
He even took time out of work to be there
If he called? He's already almost there
He absolutely a mom IDC he even has the messy mom bun
Mikey calls him dad and that's part of the reason he's his favorite
"honey, it was ruined when she bought it *snaps*" ( I'm sorry ) ( I have to draw this now)
LOVESS BLANKETS
Like all the blankets
The resting bitch face is so real
He has to be leaping for joy happy to maintain a happy face
Goes to Donnies room and tells him to lay his ass down ( he doesnt )
Sends millennial memes to the boys....
*insert a cat smashing on a piano* he's wheezing.
Him and Mikey paint together sometimes
Because he can actually paint super fucking good
Scars all around his body
HUMAN FORMMM
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Thats all ill probably make more for April and Casey and splinter
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invictarre-archive · 11 months
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@ghxsthide asked: describe me 🥺? / description meme
Family movie night had gone about as well as you'd expected.
Purrloin and Amias had gotten into a scrap fighting over the curried bones they'd managed to snatch out of the kitchen bin. Your dad'd dragged them apart and thrown away the bones once more (having to pry away the ones clutched tightly between fangs and claws), and dropped the two felines on opposite ends of the room to cool off.
Hop's Cramorant had gone around the house trying to swallow down everything it could find, from the TV remote to your caps to your grandfather's favourite potted plant. A right menace, it was, and you thanked your lucky stars that all the smaller pokemon of the household managed to stay out of its gullet.
Allister's Haunter had tipped popcorn over the settee and vanished with the bowl, only to reappear a few minutes later wearing it as a hat. You'd resigned yourselves to using paper plates for the rest of the night - Eevee ones, probably a leftover from an old birthday party - and pretended not to notice when Boonadette spirited a few of them away.
It had been chaotic, to say the least, and you're sure the movie marathon went largely ignored in favour of the antics happening off the screen, but it'd been nice to see the house so full of laughter. It'd been ages since you'd all found the time to get together like this, what with Hop's new research career, Allister's Gym obligations, Dad's Almia work, your own packed schedule... You were a hive of busy, busy Combees! Free days were few and far between, ones that all lined up even more so, but you'd made sure to treasure every moment of this rare occurrence.
You'd given and received more hugs than you could count, shared past memories and future ambitions, and watched as each member of the family slowly retired to their bedrooms with soft, loving smiles on their faces.
And now, here you are. Laying out on the floor in the middle of your living room, your back against Charizard's side, surrounded by food wrappers, and crumbs crushed into the carpet, and DVD disks that had, somehow, managed to escape from their cases. Mum'll go spare when she finds this mess in the morning.
But for now there's peace.
Hop's head rests on your shoulder, snuggling Dubwool against his chest like an oversized plush toy, and Allister lays curled against your other side with one hand clinging tight to the neckline of your shirt. He's been wearing his mask less while at home, an observation that makes something tender melt in your chest, and a quick recall of the night reveals you'd last seen it held in the careful hands of Duksnoir. That's alright, then. They'll keep it safe.
Now that you're left with nothing but the night's silence and your brothers' slow, rhythmic breathing fanning against your skin, you can't help but notice just how tiny they feel in your arms; fragile like the children they are. You can't stop yourself from drawing them that little bit closer. They can't stop themselves from responding, seeking out your company even in their sleep.
Allister grips your shirt tighter, face scrunching up into a frown as he mumbles what you think is a slurred attempt at your name. You scoop him up easily, adjusting your arm until he's resting comfortably with his head tucked under your jaw. It's not the most comfortable position for you, and you're sure you'll wake up in the morning with pins and needles, but it's a small sacrifice to make. He feels even smaller like this, looking every bit the lonely child deprived of a family for far too long.
You'd noticed how he was... hesitant, at first. Overjoyed by the news of his adoption made official, of course, but not yet fully comfortable around your family. He was good at hiding it, you'll give him that, but there were some things that would be more suited to a job interview than a casual day in Postwick. It was like he thought he had something to prove. He'd been nervous to voice opinions first, always preferring to have someone else's to base his off of. He'd never proposed plans, usually going along with whatever you suggested, instead.
You wonder how much of that was Rose's influence, holding his Gym Leader position over his head and implying (threatening) that it could always be taken away should he prove to be a difficult (to control) employee.
You're pleased to see he's dropped that, now. He talks for longer, especially when the topic of his beloved Ghost types is brought up, and he's quicker to ask questions or elaborate on someone else's point. The pranks and scares come far more frequently, barely a week able to pass without someone falling victim, and even the glow of his eyes seems to be... stronger, somehow. Brighter.
You're glad he's happy.
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clarafell · 6 months
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⭐️ talk to me about homura and sora i need to plot these two like i need air
HEADCANON MEME FOR OUR MUSES :  Accepting!!!
@madeimpact
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Sora traveling across worlds lands him in right in Japan. Don't ask how, but Sora ends up getting lost. Surprisingly, he doesn't get that many weird looks with his weapon because some of fashionistas on the street are totally rocking his look. His key-shaped weapon looks like a cool handmade prop, so it works in his favor. Sora notices a couple of people with weird marks on their body acting a bit suspicious, so he decides to try to stop them before harm could happen to anyone. He ends up in wandering into labyrinth belonging to a rather relentless witch.
No stranger to fighting, he handles himself pretty well... at first. But trying to worry about the manipulated victims while also fighting the relentless witch without any of assistance proves to be a hard move. He tries an offensive stance since the witch looks rather similar to his enemies, but he realizes that he has more on his plate. He changes his stance to a defensive route, but the victims only want to help the enemy. Stuck, he is running out of options. Sora has plenty of energy to try to reach a stalemate, but the witch has too many forces on their side.
He blinks—
Then a girl appears from out of nowhere.
His silent plea for help has been answered, but he's confused by her abrupt appearance. Where did she come from? Who is she? Where did all these entranced victims go? Are they okay? Will this fragile-looking girl be alright in this weird monster's world—
Oh.
Oh, she is more than alright.
She made quick work of the monster, barely paying him any mind. He tries to call out in order to try to form some kind of support system since he wanted to help too, but... She kept on disappearing. Something good, he noticed, always happened whenever she reappeared. Then the bizarre world dissolves right before his eyes. The monster has disappeared, but it dropped something.
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The girl picks the object up before he had a chance to examine it. She clinks it against something purple on her hand. Sora notices that all the people are carefully laid down on the ground, but they are all unconscious. Their marks are all gone, Sora noticed. That means the marks are connected to the monsters. Sora is really confused at this point, but the girl is quietly eyeing him up with a bit of wariness.
She looks like she wants to ask something. Then why isn't she talking? She frowns, almost as if someone else answered one of her questions. She looks down at the victims then back at Sora. Her frown deepens, almost as if she is being given even more disappointing news.
❝  Please... Please don't tell anyone that you saw me. These people will wake up with no memory of what happened. Let them continue their normal lives. Thank you for trying to be their knight in shining armor, but... But stay far away from the witches if you can't successfully defeat them.   ❞
The muttered remark leaves her lips, timidly so.
The voice is meek while her tone is a bit cold, but the words sound sincere to him. She is eyeing up his weapon before slowly looking over his body all over again. Sora suspect that she is looking for the same mark that were on the victims, but he can't read her mind. She takes a step back as soon as Sora takes a step forward. She suddenly appearing more like a scared animal than the experienced fighter that he saw in that odd realm. He tries to get more information by opening his mouth.
He blinks—
Sadly, the girl is gone as fast as she appeared.
While he still wants answers, all he wants in the moment is to thank her for the help.
Sora is still lost, but this will not be the last time he sees her.
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ifwebefriends · 2 years
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Gravity Falls Rewatch S2E15 The Last Mabelcorn and S2E16 Roadside Attraction
The Last Mabelcorn
Ford’s middle name is Filbrick
Does Ford’s old room have a bed?
More references to the apocalypse
Speedrunning the intro again
Love Mabel’s sweater this episode
“This should take up the next 21 minutes” meta episode reference
It’s the meme!! The “you know him?” Meme!!
Oooo what does the binary on Ford’s computer say?
Ford has a metal plate in his head
Ford is hiding something between him and Bill
Dipper’s “strengthen your mind” vs Mabel’s “strengthen your heart”
Mabel is not old enough to donate blood
Based Wendy
Oh yeah I love Wendy’s tank top
Bitch wake up new Bill Cipher lore just dropped
Wish I could see the whole unicorn fight, I want to see Mabel smack a bitch
Love it when girls go feral
Bill is just some guy trying to get himself and his friends into the hottest nightclub in town and his friends are Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension and the nightclub is earth
Roadside Attraction
Glad that they’re addressing Dipper’s unrequited crush on Wendy again
More Dipper and Stan bonding yay!
I really want to go to upside down town that place looks fun
Aw man remember when we emailed each other?
“We have to get to Canada before your mother gives birth!” Who wants to bet it’s because of the healthcare?
Aww they left Soos behind :(
Candy is going into the sixth grade
Grenda is so based with “Grenda 2: the sequel”
Man I forgot that Stan pulled a spider lady lmao
I like how Dipper was a bit uncomfortable with Stan’s advice, even advice from really experienced people doesn’t work for everyone
Candy is a genius she’s awesome
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shinx2luxio2luxray · 2 years
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phoenixyfriend · 3 years
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Uhh for the prompt meme, 3 & 13 gives me Anakin and the Jedi Babies vibes, so Jango or Jaster & Anakin or Soka or Ben maybe?
390 Prompts!!!! 3. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?” 13. “BOOM! That oughta show you not to mess with me!”
IDK if I’ll get the actual line in but I’ve been meaning to write a bit about Jango and Sokanth, at minimum. Jango is just barely fifteen, Soka is two. She has very vague memories of her teen self.
EDIT: I GOT THE LINE IN
Objectively, Jango’s main connection to Anakin Skywalker should have been professional.
It wasn’t.
Jango hadn’t been one of the soldiers to bring in the little family. He’d heard about it after they’d already been taken to medical, arrived just in time to see them muttering about how fancy the prosthetic arm was as they removed it--frostbite risk, they said--and stripping the Jedi of his sodden robes. The man was only a few years older than Jango, and covered in battle scars. Attractive, maybe, but Jango wouldn’t be able to even think of that until he wasn’t staring at blue lips on a half-dead face.
“How did he know we were here?” he asks his father, stepping up beside the man at the overlarge window of the ‘secure’ medical room, and receiving half a glance in response.
“He didn’t,” Jaster says, looking supremely unhappy with the entire situation. “Had no idea who I was, when he saw me.”
“He talked to you?”
“For about five seconds before he passed out.” Jaster smiles, thin and grim. “We found an Ident card. It’s got a name, a few details that don’t make sense... we think it might have been prepared for a long-term mission in system with a non-standard calendar; the dates are in the future if we assume it’s Republic.”
“Weird,” Jango mutters. “He doesn’t look much like a Jedi.”
“Adi’ka, you’ve never met a Jedi,” Jaster scoffs, cuffing him on the shoulder.
“Jedi don’t wear black leather,” Jango argues, glancing at the nearest pile of cloth.
Jaster rolls his eyes. “He had four lightsabers on him, if that’s what you’re looking to ask.”
“Haran.” Jango whistles lowly, impressed despite himself. “What’d he need that many for?”
“The brown robes were too short for him,” Jaster says, voice not quite loud enough to carry. “And the other set were fit for a female youngling, even shorter.”
He hadn’t been alone.
And now he was.
“Bodies?” Jango asks.
“None dead,” Jaster says. “And the living are... far too young to match up.”
He gestures, and Jango belatedly sees the tiny, tiny things in cribs to the side.
Jango swears, quiet and angry. He’d heard there were children, but he hadn’t expected anyone quite that small.
Jaster takes the cursing in stride. “They’re estimating the human at six months. Togruta’s maybe two years. Jedi was damn near dead when they found him, but the kids seem fine. Medics are guessing it’s something to do with the Force, because neither of them were even that cold.”
“Any idea how he knows them?”
“Nothing yet, just that he cares about them like they’re his own,” Jaster says. “Scouting party claimed he said they were family. Even used Mando’a, called them aliit. We’re going to keep them together until we know more. No use accidentally enraging a Jedi by separating him from family, if that’s what they are. The Togruta seems to know him, at least.”
“I thought Jedi weren’t supposed to have families.”
“You also thought Jedi weren’t supposed to wear black leather.”
Jango huffs and turns away from his father, focusing in on how the medics are starting to pack in blankets on the man’s chest while they get to work on the thigh wound. It looks already cauterized, maybe a blaster, but that can still get infected damned easily. Jango’s seen it happen before.
“Can the togruta talk yet?”
“Only enough to ask for her... carer?” Jaster hazards. “She refers to him as ‘Skyguy’ and it’s been pretty much the only word she’s said that isn’t gibberish.”
Jango almost asks if they’re sure it’s not just Togruti.
Even as he watches the area below, the toddler starts crying. A few of the medics dart glances over, but they're busy with the adult. The crying starts increasing in pitch, heading to dangerous territory, and a number of people abruptly remember that a Togruta's cry is much more likely to destroy eardrums than a human child's.
Jango hesitates, but turns from his father and heads for the door. Nobody comments.
Jango slips into the room as quietly as a teenager in most of a beskar kit can, and goes over to the cribs that have been hastily set up. The human infant is quiet, blinking sleepily and furrowing their little brow, but the toddler has gotten to her feet, clinging to the bars and screaming her little head off. He stops in front of her and... tries to figure out what to do.
"Weks?"
He has no idea if that's a word. She's stopped screaming at least, is just rubbing her eyes free of tears and peering up at him. She hiccups.
"Hi," he says, unsure of what else to do.
"No weks," she seemingly decides, and her lip trembles. Kriff. "Obi-obi?"
"I don't know what you're saying," he tells her, but offers a hand that she immediately grabs for. "Do you know Basic?"
"Ya!" she cheers, and then starts trying to climb out of the crib. Jango panics and picks her up, because he's pretty sure this might be a Jedi baby, and if it's a Jedi baby, then what if she can float? He can't deal with an upset, floating baby. Better he just pick her up.
"Hi," he repeats, still unsure of what to do with this small child. She frowns at him, deep in thought, and pats at his face like she's trying to figure it out. "What are you--"
"Shi-ny," she suddenly insists. "Like Tup."
He has no idea what she's trying to say. "Sure."
She frowns harder at him, and then leans forward and drops her head against his beskar, seemingly unaware of how uncomfortable it's going to be. "Shiny. Weks 'n' Cody 'n' Echo 'n' vod."
"You don't even know my name," Jango says, panicking a little. "You can't call me vod."
"Shhhh now," she says, patting blindly at his mouth. He tries to crane his head away. He mostly fails. "Sleepy."
"Wh--okay," he decides. Sure. If it keeps her quiet, sure. He goes to sit down, and she immediately turns and tries to grab for her... fellow child? He has no idea what they are to each other.
"No!"
"Okay, okay, we can stay with the other baby!" Jango assures her, trying to bounce her up and down like he's seen new parents do, looking frantically for a chair to pull over. "I'm going to get a chair and we'll come right back, okay?"
She looks up at him, tears gathering. "Pwomise?"
"Uh, yeah, I promise."
He lets her bury her face back against his chest, and quickly grabs the nearest chair and drags it over to the cribs. He ignores the medics for the most part, just focuses on holding the toddler that he has, mostly against his own will, become temporarily responsible for. "Do you have a name?"
She just whines and cuddles closer. He sighs.
"Well, I'm Jango. So, you don't have to call me that other stuff." He moves a hand to pull her away from where she's about to topple off his lap. She grabs for it and pulls it to her face, apparently forgetting that she'd just declared herself sleepy. She examines the glove in fascination. "Please definitely don't call me vod. You have people here, and I just met you. Wait for your, uh, Skyguy? Wait for your Skyguy to wake up."
She bites his fingers. He pulls his hand away, swearing under his breath and panicking just a little. "Don't put that in your mouth, do you have any idea where my gloves have been?"
She bares her teeth at him and growls. Given that her teeth are barely more than nubs, this doesn't do much. "Am I supposed to be scared of you?"
"Ya!"
"I am not."
She pouts and whines and throws herself back against the beskar, causing a thunking noise as her montral hits the plate. She does not seem perturbed by the collision, just twists somehow closer and sticks her thumb in her mouth.
That is... also probably covered in germs. He looks over at the crib, spots a pacifier, and awkwardly leans to grab it without dropping the toddler in his lap or standing up and making it harder for her to start falling asleep again. There's a little togruta on it, which he figures means it's not going to be a choking hazard for non-human teeth. "Here, chew this instead."
She makes a curious noise and lifts her head. She wrinkles her nose at the pacifier, and then looks up at him. "Jan-Jan, no."
"Wh--you know what, no, you're a kid, I can't get angry at you for getting my name wrong," he sighs. "Take the pacifier, it's cleaner than your hand."
"No!"
"Please?" He tries.
She glares at him a little harder and then huffs. "Kay. Cuz shiny."
He still has no idea what that means, but if it gets her to fall asleep with this thing in her mouth instead of her dubiously-clean hand, he's fine with it.
(When he learns what shiny means, he will be much less fine with it.)
(It'll be far too late by that point, of course.)
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obabyobeymeme · 3 years
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Resting with the Boys[TM]
summary: what i think falling asleep with them around would be like. that- that’s it, that’s the post note: yayayayy first post! this has been in my notes app for a Long time, so.. buckle up, this is going to be kinda long no matter what i do, thoughts went brrrrrr, sorry lmao.
Lucifer ➛ Good luck getting a moment alone with him. With all the work he has assigned by Diavolo, the time he spends cleaning up after his brothers’ shenanigans, and his duties as the eldest, it seems like he never has free time. ➛ When you do catch him alone, he’s either not in the mood for any sort of interaction or he’s taken the liberty of passing out at his desk, pen still in hand as he rests. ➛ You aren’t doing so well yourself, being a human exchange student doesn’t mean R.A.D. will go easy on you. Classes, assignments, and sometimes even just having to deal with the rest of the student body can be pretty tiring. ➛ Your patience pays off when the day finally comes that he’s mostly free of duties and your assigned tasks at the moment are all finished as well.
➛ You two don’t really do much, you spend the time talking over hot beverages and enjoying each other’s company in his office. Just having you around and not causing a ruckus is already more than enough for him. ➛ Lucifer ends up going on a halfhearted rant about his brothers as he organizes some papers next to you. How he found out about another one Satan and Belphie’s plots to inconvenience him and how he’ll turn it against them, wondering how the house hasn’t been decimated while he went on business trips sometimes... It’s nice seeing him not as uptight as he usually is. ➛ You end up getting a little drowsy despite your best attempts to listen to what he’s saying. Eventually your drowsiness wins over and you kinda.. nod off. Hopefully he doesn’t mind. (He does mind, actually. Sleeping sitting down may sound like a good idea at first, but Lucifer knows your neck will hate you for it when you wake up.) ➛ He doesn’t want to wake you, so he carefully nudges your head onto his lap before finishing up with the papers, occasionally running his hand through your hair. ➛ Once he’s done, he carries you to your room and makes sure you’re comfortable before leaving a kiss on your forehead and leaving, closing the door softly behind him.
Mammon ➛ When you suggest a lazy afternoon to him, he’ll act as if he has no time for a silly activity like that. Why would he? The Great Mammon has better things to do with his time than spending it lazing around with some- ➛ He trails off once he sees your slightly disappointed face. When you say you’ll find someone else to nap with, he changes his tune almost instantly. ➛ He just.. takes your wrist and goes “W-well, if ya want it THAT badly... but just this once, got it??” as he sorta tugs you along to his bedroom. ➛ This is where you learn that he has no idea how to share a bed with someone else. He seems torn between wanting to scoot closer or give you as much space he can without actually leaving the bed. ➛ You decide to make the decision for him, resting your head on his shoulder as you start rambling. Mammon warms up eventually and slings an arm around your shoulders, pulling you a bit closer. ➛ You drift off during a lull in the conversation, unintentionally leaving him hanging for a full minute before he realizes you’re asleep. ➛ He watches you for a while and makes sure you’re really out, then reaches for his phone and takes a picture (or five) of your sleeping face. What? You’re cute even when you sleep apparently! He’d rather go through one of Lucifer’s scoldings than admit that to your face in the near future though. ➛ You know that meme where people say they can't do anything because a cat fell asleep on them? Yeah, that happened to Mammon because of the arm he placed around you, he ended up falling asleep with you wrapped in his arms. ➛ When you wake up, you cannot move without his grip getting just a bit tighter. Greedy even in his sleep, it seems... rip if you have to go to the bathroom lmao
Leviathan ➛ You two spent pretty much the whole day in his room, geeking out over shared interests, catching up on anime Levi introduced to you, trying (and occasionally failing) at the games you both play ➛ You don’t even notice it’s well past 1 AM until you feel like you’ve been staring at a screen for an awful long time now, what time is- oh. ➛ Levi’s slightly disappointed that your hangout has to end, but yeah, he gets it. Everyone needs their sleep, even hardcore otakus. He’s about to tell you that you can leave when you flop into his bathtub bed, saying you’re too tired to walk all the way back. ➛ He short-circuits at the sight of you wrapping yourself around one of the many body-sized pillows, and when you realize he still has to get in the tub to sleep? And instead of getting out, you sit up and insist on him getting in with you??? ➛ A system error has occurred. Please restart your Leviathan. Come on, this is like that one scene in this shoujo anime he’s found where the main character and the person they’re pining for share a bed! ➛ He doesn’t say anything, but judging by the expression he’s making and how he’s clambering in behind you, you don’t think he minds too much. ➛ You two end up with his upper body propped up by the pillows and you kinda laying on top of him. It's a bit awkward considering the unconventional sleeping area, but it’s honestly more comfortable than you expected. ➛ Levi actually ends up falling asleep before you. You thought you were tired? Try being awake for 22 hours straight waiting for an exclusive merch drop you just couldn’t miss. He is out, and nothing you do can wake him. ➛ You both end up waking around noon thanks to your little late night stunt. Consider yourselves lucky that Satan saved you guys a plate before Beel got to it.
Satan ➛ He finds you in the House’s library, bent over at a table studying three textbooks at once. Understandable, given that it’s exam season, but it doesn’t look like you’re doing yourself any favors. ➛ And he’s right. You can’t make sense of anything in the books and you can feel a small headache coming on ➛ Satan offers to give you some help with your studies... after you’ve rested. He won’t take no for an answer, and since his room is much closer, he thinks it’s fine if you crash there while you take a break. ➛ He just has to... actually make space for you to rest first, though. He can navigate the chaos that is his room just fine, but you could easily trip on something, or worse, accidentally activate something cursed. ➛ Once that’s taken care of, you take a seat on his bed, scrolling through your D.D.D. as he takes one of the chairs, picking up a novel he bookmarked.  ➛ The scent of the books and the occasional sound of a page turning as Satan reads, along with his occasional hums of interest really helped put you at ease. After a couple of moments, despite yourself, you curl up and drift off. ➛ In between page turns, Satan would turn to check on you. When he realizes you’re asleep, he marks his novel and sets it down, turning to face you instead.  Since he knows his room can get a bit drafty sometimes, he drapes a blanket over you, smiling softly as you wrap the blanket more around yourself. ➛ You looking so cozy almost makes him want to join you, but just seeing that you’re comfy and much less stressed than before is enough right now. He instead gives you a head pat and goes back to his novel, the smile never quite leaving his face.
Asmodeus ➛ You know Asmo loves spending time together, from shopping trips to going to new places to even simple things like a tea spilling session every other night. ➛ So when you come to his room one evening to tell him sorry, you don’t really feel like a night on the town right now and would rather stay in and recharge, he’s not even as disappointed as you’d thought he’d be. ➛ He insists on pampering you both tonight, that way, you get to rest and relax with him, and he gets you all to himself for at least a couple of hours, uninterrupted. It’s a win-win scenario, in his opinion, and who are you to decline? ➛ You let him work his magic with whatever he has laying around, falling into your usual routine of talking as he does his and your nails and readies a face mask for the two of you as ambient music from his D.D.D. fills the air. ➛ When you find yourself getting sleepy, Asmo doesn’t mind at all! He puts away the stuff he used and suggests a little impromptu sleepover. ➛ You shouldn’t have been that surprised when he climbs into the bed after you, and you should’ve realized he’d be just as clingy in bed as he is normally. He can and will be all over you if you let him— running his fingers through your hair, cuddles like there’s no tomorrow...  ➛ His ridiculously soft and comfy bed definitely isn’t helping matters, and you drift off in record time. ➛ He’ll make sure you’re all tucked in and maybe internally squeal at how adorable you’re being, leaning into his touch in your sleep makes his heart do a flip ➛ You wake up the next day feeling like a new person, and next to you, looking surprisingly photogenic for someone half-asleep, is Asmo, tugging you back under the covers because it’s warmer with you in there. 
Beelzebub ➛ He’s been waiting at R.A.D.’s entrance for 20 minutes now. You were supposed to meet him so you could head to Hell’s Kitchen and hang out for a bit, but there’s still no sign of you and you haven’t read any of his texts. ➛ He gets a text from you then. Turns out your phone was on silent, because you felt a little burnt out from school and juggling hangout times with everyone else and went straight back to the House, wanting some quiet time. ➛ You send another message apologizing for the sudden change of plans and for not seeing his messages sooner, but Beel is pretty understanding. ➛ He isn’t letting his chance at being with you go that easily, though. He drops by a store to get you a little care package (and a handful of snacks so he still has something to give you by the time he gets to the house) and heads home. ➛ A few moments later, your door opens to reveal Beel. He leaves the food he brought on your table and sits down on the edge of your bed. You decide a cuddle buddy doesn’t sound too bad right now. After all, you already had the experience of sharing a room with Beel, surely sharing a bed will be similar? ➛ ... Not exactly. He’ll unintentionally take up half your bed no matter what you two do; you’ll either be searching for space or be pulled into the space he’s occupying like some sort of demon-shaped black hole. ➛ The solution: lay on his chest. He assures you that you aren’t too heavy for him, and if he’s being honest? Your weight is actually kinda comforting. ➛ You stay like that for a while, listening to his breathing and heartbeat, and eventually the stress of the past few days melts away, and you fall asleep with your arms draped over him like a pillow. ➛ He doesn’t mind, since you’re pretty much a living teddy bear to him, and he lets himself relax, a hand resting on your back. He just hopes his stomach won’t wake you both up...
Belphegor ➛ Let me get this straight. You want Belphegor, the literal Avatar of Sloth, to take a nap with you? Chances are he’s already half-asleep and all that’s left to do is join him... if he lets you. ➛ He’ll look at you, slightly irritated, but he’s too tired to argue, and you’d be warmer than a pillow, at least, so he motions for you to get in next to him. Just don’t move around too much or he’ll hog all the blankets in retaliation. ➛ If you’re close enough with him, either one of you has unspoken permission to join the other while they’re resting, no questions asked.  ➛ Probably has a bunch of pillows and blankets stowed away in various parts of the House, so nap supplies are readily available. Saves him from having to drag his stuff from place to place. ➛ The one downside to sleeping with Belphie is that he doesn’t need any time to unwind. He can go from full attention to catching Zs in minutes, leaving you no choice but to follow him into dreamland. ➛ He does cuddle a lot, though he’ll brush it off as using you as his personal heater. He’ll complain if you try to do it first, but he won’t make any moves to actually stop you. He actually might lean into you, making up an excuse about your side being comfier. ➛ If he really, really trusts you, he’ll lend you his beloved cow-print pillow. Only five minutes tops, though, then you have to give it back. ➛  When nights are bad and he doesn’t want to wake Beel up, he used to head to the planetarium to calm himself down. Now he slips into your room and takes comfort in knowing that you’re still safe and sound. You’ve woken up several times finding Belphie nuzzled into your blanket. ➛ If he feels especially clingy, his demon form’s tail will appear, slowly but firmly wrapping itself around your waist. Good luck getting out of bed without him knowing.
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cloveroctobers · 3 years
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PLASTIC HEARTS — ALL
Synopsis: what the characters are like in the mornings since I’m currently writing this at midnight lol + I feel like ask memes are really underrated and they’re quick to write so I’m open to those too amongst the 100 of other things I have on my list/have yet to write (typical writing probs lol)
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Jordan: I feel like with Jordan is either 50/50 with him. If he has to be up pertaining to football then he’s up and determined! it might take him like 2-5 mins more extra in bed to fully get up if his parents (more so billy) don’t drag him out of bed but he still manages to get up and function somehow. If he’s partying the night before then that’s a different story, he’s always hungover and feeling that shit the next morning so he’ll move super slow and will be late to class/grumpy as hell. He’s either happy and functioning well making sure he’s getting a meal regardless if he’s in a good mood in the morning or not cause the boy likes to EAT (just like Michael’s ass) + if there’s no food at the house best believe he’s cruising to a cafe to get him a meal before heading to boredom high—I mean Beverly
If he’s in a crap mood then he’s mean to everyone in his path. It’s best to leave him alone and let him sulk in his corner until he’s out of his grumpy mood which he does get out of...eventually after arguing with someone or snapping on them, taking a nap in the back of class, or after football practice.
Olivia: I’m squinting as I’m thinking this over. I don’t really think she’s a morning person? but she sets her alarm for herself and can get up in the morning without the help of her parents unlike Jordan lol. She is the type to set her alarm ten minutes before she actually has to get up so she can get extra time in the comfort of her bed. It takes the girl some time to get ready in the morning okay? Have you seen her hair? It takes time to get it right for how she wants it and she always says she should pick her outfits the night before but she always seems to get side tracked so that never happens which also takes up more of her time. Eventually she almost always makes it downstairs before Jordan does. They DON’T ride to school together, hardly, unless one of them has a issue with their car or something but they’re usually doing their own thing but have some sort of conversation in the morning over breakfast—trying to build the closeness of their relationship back
Liv likes to be on time if she can or just right on time, either or. And if things come up, then she’s a little anxious which she normally is until she’s meeting up with someone she can hold a conversation with. Half of the time there’s no need to be anxious? It’s just there and she hates it despite the lonerism she found herself in
Spencer: I think Spencer can be a light sleeper since he’s used to some sort of noise going on in his house. Plus his room is in the center of where the noise will take place. If it’s too quiet, like it usual was at the baker’s he finds it a little hard to sleep all the way? There has to be something going on for him to fully sleep like the light noise of tv? Or a sound machine. James said he was the same way as a baby, always alert. So when he wakes up in the morning, he always lets out a soft sigh closing his eyes letting the alarm go off for a few more seconds before he smacking it off. He has to get in the shower to fully wake him up tho. If he doesn’t take a shower in the morning then he’s not fully up and if he doesn’t take a shower at night, he knows he’s not going to sleep well either.
If he has to walk Dillon to school, then he doesn’t mind being late. Now that Dillon is getting older he doesn’t mind walking on his own or with a friend or two but being the protector that Spencer is, he’s going to try his best to make time for Dillon no matter what and the boy secretly appreciates it but understands now if it can’t be all the time. Spencer doesn’t have his license so he’s either catching the bus (if he was still going to Beverly, Jordan or Liv would scoop him up ofc) or speed walking to school which he seems to make just in time?? Always.
Layla: I always view her as someone so chipper. She IS a morning person (unless the depression is hitting her hard, some of us have those days) and usually has it together. She’s a big planner and if she doesn’t continue with being a producer like her dad in the future, I can see her being a event planner big time. Anyways she’s usually very organized, outfits steamed and hung up for the week, weekly calendars and reminders in her phone. Alarm’s set since she’s the only one in the house and only has herself to depend on. I feel she does take a lot on her plate for a teenager so she tries her best to follow a routine/schedule most of the time. Wake up. Stretch. Slippers. Robe. She does not check her phone until after she is done taking care of herself! Brush teeth. Shower. Skincare. Get dressed. Does hair. Checks phone on her way downstairs to breakfast. Layla is a açaí bowl or oatmeal kinda girl, fight amongst yourselves. I see it. I manifest it. She always has to have her hands in something and when it comes to breakfast and baking, you can count on her to always make something. It became something she loved since her mom and her always did that together. And she often likes taking the long way to school and the long way back home.
Asher: not a morning person. Never on time unless it’s for football on Saturday mornings. he’s a cereal kinda guy since his dad can’t afford a professional chef anymore. His favorite cereal is probably Rice Krispies with strawberries and wh*le milk or cashew milk if he remembers to buy it from the grocery app. I feel like he would eventually have to get a job his senior year since it’s kind of a struggle with his dad settling into his new job. It’s a big adjustment with his parents divorced and although his mom still slips him money when he see’s her every other weekend, he’s more tired than he ever was before. He’s used to sleeping in cars if he’s not in a king sized bed but can pretty much sleep everywhere. He can sleep through anything and always has multiple loud ass alarms to wake him up since his dad is either gone before he wakes up like before or just about to leave for his new job. He never bothers to wake him anyways. Asher is a grumpy grouch in the mornings and is addicted to ice coffees and loves a good pastry if he can’t have himself some cereal in the morning.
He’s also annoyed if he doesn’t get his cartoon’s in too before school. Don’t bother him until mid-morning, early afternoon if you know what’s good for you.
Coop: if she’s something else when she’s angry what do you think she’s like in the mornings? Annoying either way? Probably lmao. She’s probably a talker in the morning expressing some wild ass dream she had or either how she had a sucky night and couldn’t sleep properly so she was up writing a new song or something. Since she’s dropping out of school, her mornings could probably start later around 11am? Unless her mother is still home and making her get out of bed to run errands with her or clean the house while she’s gone for the day? Either way she’s probably dancing, talking your head off, blasting music as she gets ready, or browsing Twitter as her form of “morning news”
Chris: I get night owl vibes from Chris. Which is more difficult to do in high school, whew! He has to use melatonin spray or cream to help him knock out and if it fully doesn’t help, he’s dragging the next morning once he fully crashes. Sometimes it can be a good morning or it can be a sucky one. Due to his injury, he gets occasional pain in his joints which he keeps a secret from mostly everyone from his team since they were only described as spasms from his doctor. He deals with it even if it freaks him out from time to time. If it’s a sucky morning, he has to wake himself up with a splash of water to the face and then tending to the pain in his joints before carrying on about his day.
I do think he’s on his phone a lot. Before bed, actually watching soothing videos to help him knock out—don’t tell anybody that and then checking his phone again when he wakes up. Which is apparently unhealthy for the mind but hey with technology continuing to take over, what can you do?
Patience: the girl doesn’t care if she’s late or early. All that matters is trying to get through the day. She’s not crazy about getting up early to sit in 7-8 classes a day but if she’s got to do it, then she’s going to take her time. She wasn’t named “Patience” for no reason okay? When it comes to her appearance, she’s going to make sure she puts in the effort because if she looks good then she feels good and can go about her day. Most of the time she takes a quick breakfast with her on her bus ride to school (thanks to her hair not doing what she wanted it to) and then if there’s time heads to the cafeteria to get whatever they’re serving for breakfast there. At least that’s better than the lunch they serve there.
JJ: total morning person! Or if he’s not? You can never tell. The guys always in the best mood. Even if he was out partying and doing too much the night before, the dude is never hungover. Everyone wants to know his secret. And when he tells them, they don’t believe it. He’s usually a slob of a eater but he also knows how to take care of his body and all about his protein shakes and juicing. He definitely has a meal plan that he takes the time to post on his Instagram stories. The guy loves Instagram and is always posting there. If you need positive words of affirmations, JJ is your guy. Check his stories or if you run into him in person he’s all hugs and uplifting you to get through the day. He’s the guy you need around if you need it. If you don’t want to be bothered? Make sure he doesn’t see you and keep your distance because he will tackle you down and turn into DJ Khaled on your ass.
Simone: she hates mornings and thinks it’s cruel to be up five days of the week for. If she physically feels like she can’t get up due to intense studying or up binge watching real housewives or whatever, she knows it the night before and puts her plan into motion the next morning. Her parents are usually always on her ass, especially her mom so it takes a lot of persuading to let her stay home. And it still doesn’t feel like a free day because her mom is checking up on her every hour on the dot from work. She makes it feel like Simone should have just went to school. If the answer is, “there’s nothing wrong with you, you’re going.” Then Simone is definitely in a sour mood. Her dad almost always drives her to school and she checks up on her son every day through socials if she doesn’t message his second mother. Simone’s also not much of a breakfast person but if her dad is making her eat they’re stopping somewhere before he drops her off or encouraging her to take some of whatever dish he made before they leave.
Now? If there’s something on her mind? Then she’s active and stressing over it before she’s talking to someone about it. She’s out getting a light jog on around her gated neighborhood (she’s getting her fitness game back up after deciding to take tennis seriously again) before showering and getting back into bed for at least thirty minutes to forty five before she has to be up for school. Worries erased for now.
Darnell: is a morning person even if he grumbles that he doesn’t care for it. He’s a sunset kinda guy not a sunrise. It’s not much of a issue for him to get up and start the day with a long exaggerated sigh. He’s not as talkative but get something in his belly and he’s bringing up some interesting facts or news about what’s going on with certain celebrities he keeps up with. I also feel like he knows how to cook and breakfast isn’t his speciality but lunch foods are? Grits, eggs, bacon, and jam on toast is his fav thing to eat for breakfast with apple juice. That’s right, apple juice over orange juice no matter what Spence and dil have to say.
His version of appetizers (which are too big of portions but to each their own) are his go to make for lunch. For breakfast if he can’t have his fav meal in the late morning, he always eats light since he says his stomach is too sensitive in the mornings which has been proven to be true...The James’ can vouch for that
Kia: again 50/50. Depends on her night. She’s also someone who is very active in clubs so it all depends when she gets home and how fast she can get things done at home before she can crash. Sometimes she takes a lot on as well but she thrives off it? It makes her feel productive but she also knows how to balance and have free time when she wants to. Her breakfast always consists of fruit, she loves her fruit. And even if she finds herself running late then she quickly adjusts and cuts out what needs to be cut out of her morning routine and get where she needs to be making herself have the time. Which can be good or bad, depends on how you look at it. Kia is great at handling whatever is thrown at her it seems!
Vanessa: Morning person after she’s fully awake lol. Hates how she looks in the morning, thinks her face is too puffy and definitely uses a jade roller no matter what to help. Her mom is always on her ass + she’s a coach so just imagine that on top while struggling to get up. However once she’s settled, she gets this burst of energy—coach montes believes it’s “the vitamins” and “always eating properly” but the small girl always seemed to get random bursts of energy throughout the day no matter the circumstance. loves a food bagel or pastry for breakfast with orange juice or water, either is fine. She especially loves sunny mornings in California, it just makes her feel better—as it should. She even thanks the sun when it greets her face. Which is something she used to do as a kid too.
Fin.
A/N: I apologize for any typos in advance. It’s now 2am, phones about to die and it’s surely time to crash. Goodnight/morning wherever you are in the world and I’ll fix what needs to be fixed later lol. Feel free to send me ask memes for this week if you want when I do have the energy to write. Toodles!
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hufflautia · 4 years
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Different Love Languages
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Summary: Hufflepuff is the type of person to express her love verbally but Slytherin is different; he hardly says “I love you” and Hufflepuff worries that maybe it’s because he doesn’t love her as much as she loves him. Our darling puff will realize that this is simply not the case. People just have different love languages. 
Hufflepuff loved Slytherin. She really did. In fact, she reminded him frequently. 
“I love you,” she chortled during breakfast when Slytherin had cast a spell to make the bacon strips float around in a dancing manner so that she would cheer up after reading depressing news from the Daily Prophet. Another time, she cooed the term of endearment as he held her tightly in his arms, swaying to the sound of music in the background. 
The thing was that Slytherin rarely said “I love you” in the entirety of their relationship. Instead of saying it back to her, he often replied by cupping her cheeks tenderly and leaning in for another kiss. Other times, he responded with a loving smile, his eyes glowing with warmth and infatuation.
It’s not that Hufflepuff thought Slytherin didn’t love her. She could definitely see it in the way that he looked at her, in those stolen glances when he thought she wasn’t looking. She could feel it when he held her close at night, his arms wrapped protectively around her. 
However, a part of her- the small shadow of doubt within her heart that told her that Slytherin didn’t care for her as much as she did for him- just wished for some kind of affirmation, a clear signal that said, “I love you.” 
One day, Hufflepuff and Slytherin sat side by side in Potions class, listening to Professor Slughorn drone on and on about Felix Felicis. She was absentmindedly staring at the board when Slytherin slid his notes in front of her so that she could see the doodle he drew on the side of his paper. 
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Hufflepuff bit her lip to suppress a laugh and squeezed his hand 3 times.  
Unfamiliar with the motion, Slytherin asked what the squeezes meant.
“It means I love you,” she whispered. Her voice was soft so that Professor Slughorn didn’t overhear their conversation.  
Nevertheless, Slytherin heard every word. A smile tugged at his lips and he immediately squeezed it back. He didn’t just stop there; he repeated the gesture about 6 times- and Potions class hadn’t even ended yet. 
From that day forward, Slytherin constantly told her I love you. Sometimes he squeezed her hand randomly- before he left for Quidditch practice, during breakfast when she passed him a plate of toast, and after he walked her back to the dormitory. 
Aside from that, he would occasionally tap out the gesture with his finger. 
Tap tap tap. 
Hufflepuff looked up from her book and made eye contact with Slytherin from across the room. She knew what it meant. She always did. 
Slytherin said I love you all the time now, more often than Hufflepuff’s verbal “I love you”. 
She realized that he had a different love language from her, and that was ok. It was the love itself that mattered. 
On their wedding day, as the officiant performed the ceremony, Hufflepuff looked up at Slytherin with adoration. “I love you,” she whispered. 
He smiled warmly at her and squeezed her hand four times. 
I love you too. 
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Based on a true story! If you can’t see the link that I attached, here it is: 
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/ahb1c1/sometimes_i_forget_my_husband_has_a_different/ 
MASTERLIST ~(˘▾˘~) (click my profile to see the pinned post, aka my masterlist, if you cant see the link) 
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Author’s note: YAYAY HI!!! DID YOU LIKE THAT?? 
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probably yall @ me rn lmaoaoao
You might be wondering why i wrote this one-shot. There was no special occasion this time, I just got a bonk of inspiration one day. also i felt bad for reblogging my ice skating oneshot so much (i did it to respond to other peoples reblogs) and i sent an ask to my favorite fanfic writer, asking her about what happens if i reblog my own work and if it pushes my fanfic up the algorithm, and she answered my question but also said that she usually deletes her reblogs bc her followers would probably get annoyed if they kept seeing the same work over and over again. i felt bad bc i had just done that, and i didnt want yall to constantly see the same fanfic all the time, so i wanted to give u something new. also i was thinking back on that person who said that my writing was sporadic (they werent trying to be mean). Sporadic basically means spaced out and occuring at different intervals. i felt bad bc my writing is definitely spread out by one month for some reason. im not sure what this means for next month bc i never write 2 fanfics in one month. does this mean that i wont write a fanfic for november? hopefully not. ok that sounds sad, im sure it doesnt but who knows bc the college process thingies is killing me 
I wrote out the general details of the story at 1 am one night when i was trying to sleep lmaoao heres a screenshot: 
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This is basically how I write for most of my fanfics at first, it consists of the general info along with some specific details.
At first, the one-shot was gonna be a drabble (aka a story that’s only 100 words long) but when I finished writing it, I went to wordcounter to check the number of words and it was 500! i was like oop ok im just gonna call it a oneshot then. i wrote part of the story on sunday morning and then i went to exercise in the park with my sister. afterwards, i wanted to keep working on it but then i became swamped with college stuff so i stopped. i started writing again today (its monday, but im posting it on tuesday, aka today for you- or maybe not if ur not reading this on the day that i posted it) and i surprisingly finished- but that was probably a bad idea to be writing the oneshot during this week because i have a lot of exams, but lets look at the bright side, i finished the story!
I didn’t think of the idea completely on my own. I actually read the reddit story (found it in a thread on insta) a few years ago, and I don’t know why but I was thinking about it that night and I decided to make a one-shot out of it! Isn’t it such a sweet story (the actual story, not this)?? It would be kinda nice if I reached out to the person and said, hey i wrote a story based on you and ur husband! 
Anyways, I just made a meme: 
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i didnt actually get up, i just opened the notes app on my phone in the dark and wrote the details down. 
this isn’t related but i made a meme about the ice skating oneshot:
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I’m gonna cut the authors note short (i usually write a lot. its funny when u go back and see my authors note in chapter 1 of the slytherpuff series, bc its so so short. wowza, times have rlly changed!) bc i think i have at least 2 exams tomorrow. this is gonna be me when i post this one-shot in the morning: 
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bc i have to wake up early and i am most definitely not a morning person:/ OH GOD OK I HAVE TO STUDY NOW- 
Love you all, thank you for reading! TOODELOOOOOOO
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How to become a Demon Ruler 112
Part:   01 I 02  I 03  I 04 I 05  I 06 I 07 I 09 I 10 I 11
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  Another morning comes. Unlike the previous days, I'm woken up by Barbatos. 
"Time to rise and shine young master. Due to yesterday's events, we have to squeeze in another lesson, so I have to wake you up earlier." He sounds cheerful, but his tone gives me shivers. 
  I did not think he was mad at me yesterday but this is my punishment for sure.
  With a groan, I sluggishly get out of bed. "Good morning Barbatos." I yawn. I'm too tired to fight back. "Is there time for my morning shower?" 
"Certainly, and there is time for breakfast as well." Barbatos smiles calmly. 
  With an uncertain feeling, I get ready. I really have to get back on his good side. 
  Much to my surprise, Barbatos has prepared breakfast in my room today. "Please sit down and eat with your best manners today's meals will be part of your lessons." He certainly thought this through. 
  I do as he says and use my full arsenal of polished manners. Barbatos corrects me from time to time, but not any different than in our usual lessons. 
 I hope he can see that I'm working extra hard today. 
 "Very well, now we will perform a short test of your knowledge." Barbatos presents me with a small stack of papers. 
 I wish I had prepared for this. The test covers everything I have learned in these past days. Luckily enough it's multiple choice. 
 Barbatos quickly glances over my finished papers. "You passed, though your score is far from perfect." 
I feel very depressed about this, mainly because he usually compliments me. Even when I'm far from perfect. 
 I look at Barbatos. "I know I made you upset, but please forgive me." 
He looks at me seemingly confused. "I'm not upset. I simply want to know where you stand in terms of regular demons." Then he stops himself for a moment, placing a hand on his chin. He thinks for a moment. "I'll take that back. I'm upset about yesterday, but not for the reason that you assume."
"And what reason is that?" I look at him, confused. 
"Well, I wanted to choose the outfit with you but now lord Diavolo has taken that experience from me." His face makes no motion. 
I blink a few times at him. "We can just choose an outfit together next time." There isn't any issue in my opinion. 
"I am well aware of that, but it won't be the outfit for your first party in the devil dom." He sighs, this must be a bigger deal than I thought. 
"In that case, we can buy the outfit for my next milestone together." This sounds like a good idea. 
"I will look forward to that, and you did a good job on the test." With this, Barbatos seems to be back to normal. This makes me feel instantly better. 
 Barbatos continues to give me another lesson on the devildom, focusing on its countless dangers. He isn't over yesterday after all. 
 After this, it's finally time for something much more enjoyable. 
 Our baking "lesson". 
 Barbatos leads me to the kitchen. It's very impressive and yet again I don't see a single person around. 
 I pull out a recipe book. "We should start with something simple since I'm not used to the kitchen here." 
"Just tell me what you need." Barbatos seems very excited. 
 I list the ingredients for simple chocolate cookies. 
 Barbatos has everything ready at lightning speed. 
 Then we measure everything. Barbatos is very good at this step. Much as I expected from him to be honest. 
 Barbatos then turns the mixer on and explains the oven to me. Other than its demonic nature, it's a pretty straightforward oven.
 While we wait for the cookies, I show Barbatos the rest of the book. "All of these are very interesting. I think cookies would be the easiest gift. We can easily math out a huge batch that will satisfy Beelzebub." He is very fascinated by every single item in the book. 
"Sounds good to me. Maybe we can bake two different recipes to give him a bit of variety, but I wonder if there is something that caught your eye?" It seems to be fairly easy to find some for Beel but I'm curious about what Barbatos wants. 
"The cakes interest me the most. There are many options that I would love to serve with tea." He already has some ideas, it seems. 
"That sounds great, but I meant for yourself." I gently correct him. 
"Serving you and the young lord cake with tea is one of my greatest joys." Barbatos has no concept of accepting treats. 
"Then how about a cake for all of us together?" This is a great compromise in my opinion. 
"That sounds lovely. How about this cake in that case?" Barbatos points to one of the cakes in the book. 
"Sounds great to me." I already look forward to it. 
 We end up making 3 different types of cookies, after running out of hazelnuts. We make chocolate chip cookies, hazelnut cookies, and basic cookies with different decorations. 
 I feel pretty proud of the end product. I could probably open a store with all of them. "I think with this amount I can give each of the brothers, you and Diavolo a few to try them." 
 I look at the huge amount with a sense of pride.
  "I'd be honored to get some of these as a present. Barbatos smiles. 
"How about eating a few now?" I eye the delicious-looking cookies. 
"Certainly, we want to make sure they are good after all," Barbatos smirks at me. 
I like this side of Barbatos. I take a cookie and hand it to Barbatos and then grab one for myself. I take a bite. The sweet flavor spreads in my mouth. 
"How is it?" With big curious eyes, I look at him.
"It's absolutely delightful." A big smile spreads across his face.
I'm very happy about this. 
"But now I regret that I never asked you what your favorite cookies are." He sighs with regret. 
"Oh, that would be the chocolate chip cookies. They are simple but there's nothing above them for me." It's the very cookie we have just eaten. 
"No wonder it tastes so great. I will make sure to always remember that." Barbatos smiles at me gently. 
This causes my cheeks to grow hot. "I'm just glad you enjoy them."
"Should we start with the cake now?" Barbatos must really look forward to the cake. 
I smile at his enthusiasm. It's very nice to see a completely new side of Barbatos. Baking with him feels very casual. 
"Yes, first we need to prepare the biscuit dough and bake it." We both start to get to work. "It's funny since we have never done this before, but we are a great team." 
Barbatos nods. "You are right. We should do this again soon." He seems to enjoy this just as much as I do. 
"You are right, next time we need to bake some demon delights." I already look forward to that. 
"I have this great recipe that you will love. We should make that." He smiles at me naturally. He seems so different from his usual professional self. I would love to see much more of this side of him. 
"That sounds great. Maybe we can cook together too." I always enjoy his food but cooking together sounds fun. 
"That would be very lovely." He gently looks at me with a light smile on his face. Then suddenly he seems to remember his standing. "I mean that would be very inappropriate."
I feel a strong tug on my heart. "I need to learn about demon cuisine too." I try to convince him. 
He smiles and shakes his head. "Very nice try, but I can not let that slide."
I sigh disappointedly. "But what if I don't know the dish and its ingredients and someone wants to poison me?" I try something else. 
Barbatos raises his eyebrows. "You should never eat anything that I haven't given you."
"I just really enjoy doing things like this with you." In desperation, I try the honest approach. 
Barbatos blinks a few times. I guess I surprised him again. "I can't win here can I?"  Then he chuckles softly. "Alright, but only something easy and fun to cook." He shakes his head with a smile. 
I grin at my victory. "Sounds fair to me." 
He once again shakes his head and then turns to whip some cream. 
Once the cake is made, we decorate it. It looks very good. I sent a picture to Mammon, to make him jealous. It works. 
With great pride, Barbatos and I look at our creation."It's so pretty, it's almost a shame to eat it." 
"Indeed, but it's cake time so we will." Barbatos looks with great joy at the cake. 
I can only nod to that. 
I put a few cookies on a plate for Diavolo. 
Barbatos prepares everything else. I have seen him preparing the table many times already, but it's still very impressive.
We both wait for Diavolo to arrive. 
"It's so great to see. The worst part of my punishment was not being able to see you." Diavolo looks unusually gloomy. 
"That wasn't part of your punishment, the young master simply needed to work harder today." Barbatos calmly fills his cup with tea. 
"We were very busy. We made today's cake together and the cookies on your plate too." I try to cheer him up. 
"Oh, they look great. I'm so glad I finally get to try my siblings’ baking talents." Diavolos mood shifts in an instance. He gives me a big smile when he takes a cookie and bites into it with great delight. 
"I baked them with Barbatos, but I hope you will enjoy them." I can't take all the credit by myself. 
"I didn't do much." Barbatos doesn't seem to want the credit at all. In all honesty, he did most of the work. 
"They are great, the best I ever had." Diavolo doesn't seem to care either way. 
"I think that is giving them too much credit." My cheeks are once again hot. 
"Don't sell yourself short." Barbatos smiles at me while filling my cup up. 
"With all this praise I might become the first demon ruler with their own bakery." I giggle lightly. 
"Haha, I'd love to see that." Diavolo gives me a huge laugh. "Oh with all of this fun I almost forgot. We had to move the party to tomorrow. I know it's a big hassle. It just couldn't be helped." Diavolo drops this big news like it's nothing at all. 
I almost drop my cup. "TOMORROW?! I'm not ready whatsoever!" 
Barbatos raises an eyebrow. "Has that anything to do with the demon brothers?" 
"It's mainly because of Lucifer and then the new school year will start sooner than we planned to." Diavolo keeps on calmly drinking his tea. 
"This is very troublesome. I will have to go right away to make sure that everything will go smoothly." Barbatos sighs. 
"I can't believe it. How will I ever survive at this rate?" I feel so lost right now. 
"You will be fine. After all, I will be there to support you." Diavolo is not worried whatsoever. 
"I will support you as well and have no doubt that you will shine tomorrow. Due to this sudden change, I have to entrust today's dance lesson to Diavolo, as much as I regret it." Barbatos mumbles the last part.
"Does that mean my duties will be shorter today?" Diavolo shines as he asks this question. 
"No." Barbatos coldly refuses his request without another word. 
Diavolo shrugs. "Then I will just do my best to be fast today."
"You should strive for that every day." Barbatos looks at Diavolo with narrowed eyes. "Anyway, you don't need to worry at all about tomorrow." Barbatos once again encourages me with a gentle smile. 
I can only hope that he is right. 
"He is right. There is no way the demon brothers won't love you." To answer my thoughts, Diavolo speaks up. 
"Exactly, even I personally would be happy enough with them being cordial towards you." Barbatos shakes his head. 
I start to chuckle. "That sounds like you are jealous."
Barbatos seems surprised and coughs a little bit. 
Wait does that mean he is jealous? Well, he might just be overprotective. 
Then Barbatos seems to remember that he has to be somewhere. "I should get going." 
"Yes, please don't worry about us." Diavolo gives Barbatos a kind smile. Barbatos looks critical at Diavolo. 
"I will keep him in line." I can imagine what goes through his head. 
Barbatos lights up instantly. "I will leave him in your capable hands." 
Diavolo shakes his head. "I can take care of myself you know."
Barbatos doesn't acknowledge Diavolo and leaves. He couldn't even finish his cake. 
"Of course you can, I think he just likes teasing you." At least something like that. 
"Maybe but he might be right too." Diavolo sighs. "I can see why my father adopted you. He probably wanted to motivate me."
"I'm not sure how a simple human could motivate you, but I'm glad if I have that effect on you. Honestly after seeing what it's really like I don't think I even want to become the demon ruler." I never wanted this in the first place. 
"Not any human of course, but you certainly do. Ever since you came here I feel more motivated to push my big plan forward. The union between all of the realms. Ever since meeting you, my plan seems more attainable than ever." He looks at me with full sincerity.
 He is usually so goofy that it's a completely different feeling from usual. 
"It's a great vision, and I think if anyone can do it's you, and if I can support you in any kind of way I will," I say this with my full heart behind it. 
"Thank you, you don't know how much these words mean to me…" Diavolo stops himself. "Never mind, we should clean this up and finish today's work." 
I'm sure he wanted to say or ask something important just now but stopped himself. I wonder what he was about to tell me, but I can't bring myself to ask. 
I only nod and quickly put everything back onto the cart and into the kitchen. Putting everything away, only leaving a cup and the rest of the cake for Barbatos.
  Then I read a bit while Diavolo finishes his work.
  Diavolo seems very exhausted once he is done. Lucky for him, I saw this coming and prepared him some coffee. "You worked very hard today, drink this to recharge."
"How thoughtful of you, at this rate you might steal Barbatos' job." He seems very happy about my compliment and the coffee. 
I giggle. "Nobody can do that."
"You are right." He smiles gently. "I'd also feel strange if you start calling me my lord." He seems to find this thought very amusing. 
"You are right, that would be strange." With that, we go to the dance hall. 
Diavolo fumbles with the record player and then a slow waltz starts playing. 
"Do you still remember the steps?" Diavolo seems slightly concerned. 
"Yeah, but I might still step on your feet." I'm unsure of my skills, to say the least. 
"Just take it slow and just focus on me." Diavolo gets into the right pose.
  I'm used to it, but Diavolo is taller than Barbatos and differently built so it's a completely new experience to dance with him. 
Diavolo starts to move slowly, and I can easily follow his lead. It feels very natural. 
It doesn't feel like practice somehow but like we even when I still make sure not to step on him. 
He smiles at me. "We should dance more freely if we can in the future."
"You mean like at a normal party or a club?" I'm not sure what he means. 
"The kind of party we have tomorrow is normal for me but I suppose. I'd like to experience a regular party in your world too." Diavolo looks deep into my eyes. 
"That sounds like fun. Have you ever been to a devildom disco?" Our conversation just naturally flows away from tomorrow. 
"I have, but I could never mingle. There are always exceptions and usually, people are scared of me." Diavolo looks just a bit sad. 
"We should throw a casual party then. With only our friends. I mean I don't have many in the devildom yet but I'm sure it will be fun." I smile at the idea. 
"That sounds wonderful." Diavolo has a strange smile on his face. 
His schedule might not allow something like that. 
"We can always just have fun together too. Just dancing like this is also very nice." I try to cheer him up. 
"Actually, I want to ask you before tomorrow… Do you like the devildom?" It sounds like this question was weighing heavy in his heart. At least his eyes tell me so. 
"Of course. I have only seen very little of it, but I love what I have seen so far." To me, it's not even a question, to be honest. 
Diavolo seems honestly deeply relieved. "I'm glad." He seems to be holding me a bit closer now. There seems more to his words. Something he isn't saying right now.
  I suppose he will tell me soon enough. I fully trust Diavolo. Strangely, I feel like this already. It's not even a week since I know him and yet here I am barely able to imagine my time before I came here.
  "What is on your mind?" Diavolo notices my absentminded thoughts. 
"Sorry, I was just thinking how funny it is that I feel so at ease here even after such a short amount of time." I feel embarrassed about spacing out. 
"I see, that is a great thing. You adapted so quickly, it's amazing. You truly are amazing all around." Diavolo has such a kind expression on his face. 
"I'm just normal. I think it's all thanks to you and Barbatos." I can't think of anything special that I have done. 
"Well, I gladly take the credit if you want to. I think we should stop for today. Tomorrow will be a long day for you." He seems sad to stop. 
I feel the same way. As soon as he lets me go, I feel like a great deal of warmth leaves with him. 
"You are right. I will just fix something to eat for myself. Do you want something too?" I don't feel like heading to bed without dinner. 
"That's such a sweet offer but dinner is already prepared in our rooms tonight. Such a shame really." Diavolo seems to have some regrets about this. 
"Oh I see, have a pleasant night Diavolo." I don't manage to fully hide my disappointment.
"Yes, have sweet dreams." There seems to be a flicker of sadness in his eyes too.
  We both don't say anything else and go our separate ways. 
Dinner feels so lonely tonight that I can't fully enjoy it.
  I feel utterly unmotivated tonight and just fall on my bed after changing into my Pajamas. 
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You wake up on a Monday morning after enjoying your short weekend to start another 9-5 workweek. Even though a part of you wished that you could work from home another part of you wanted to go into the office so you could see Erik. Your work boyfriend. On Saturday you got your hair done in some knotless box braids, went to the spa, and did a little bit of shopping for some new office attire. Today you decided to wear some of that office attire. Nude wrap skirt, a mauve colored wrap top with bell sleeves and some So Kate pumps in a nude color. Your boyfriend and Erik shared the same name but instead, your boyfriend’s name was spelled with a “C”, not a “K”. That boyfriend in question was a personal trainer and vlogger who traveled to try different restaurants mainly in Cali and NYC. He took a two week trip to NYC with a group of his guy friends. You were used to it and grew not to care so much about it. He was living his life to the fullest.
But were you living your life?
Working as a Secretary for an Environmental Technology company that makes billions of dollars gave excellent pay. The money is good but the only thing to look forward to is your gossiping friend Regina who sat in a cubicle directly next to you and Erik, the Lead Environmental Engineer who was also a Biomedical Engineer. He’s charming, witty, mesmerizing, attractive, hardworking, can be very headstrong at times, loves ramen, and has a cat named Paws. Erik with the “K” has you blushing whenever he locked eyes with you, stuttering while you both have random conversations during tea and coffee breaks, texted you funny memes during meetings when you were supposed to be taking notes, instant messages you from his cubicle computer to bug you saying things like:
-Wyd big head?
-Did Eric with the “C” see you leave the house today in that short ass skirt?
-Connie keeps talking to me with her funky ass breath. Help me 🥺.
-So, when are you going to boss up and get an office? I wanna be next to my work bae.
-You wanna get lunch together? My treat. It’s a surprise.
-I know you and Regina are gossiping about me 😌.
-I missed you after work yesterday. 
He’s also the reason why you stayed later on Wednesday and Thursday nights. You would help him brainstorm ideas about improving pollution and what he should say in his speech about global issues such as climate change. He even asked you if you wanted to come with him to Alaska to test the water there but you hadn’t given him an answer yet. You really really wanted to but being alone with Erik wasn’t such a good idea. You were afraid to be in another location besides LA with him for reasons you’d rather not admit to.
After making Erik and yourself an egg white and veggie omelet with a Belgian waffle you headed out the door and to your Prius. Arriving at the office on time, you badge in and take the lobby elevators up to the fifth floor. Stepping off of the crowded elevator, you walk towards the newly decorated staff lounge to put away the food. It was 8:25 am and Erik wouldn’t be in for another ten to fifteen minutes. The lounge had Dunkin Donuts laid out and freshly brewed coffee. You fought the temptation of grabbing a chocolate glazed donut to go to your cubicle and boot your Mac desktop computer so you could check your company email. You said Goodmorning as you walked by. Regina was playing Candy Crush on her cell when you arrived.
“Goodmorning, Gina.” You placed your Chanel bag behind the desktop computer in your cubicle.
“Morning, sis,” Regina tapped away on her phone, “Did you sleep okay?”
“Better this time around, yes,” You flipped your box braids over your shoulder while leaning back in your office chair to talk to Regina, “I haven’t heard from Eric all weekend.”
“Which one?”
You pursed your lips, “You know which one.”
She laughs, “Erik with the C. What’s up with that?”
You shrug, “Don’t know and don’t care. He acts like he can’t answer my calls or texts so I can check up on him so I’ll act like he doesn’t exist.”
Regina gave you a knowing look, “I’m sure you and Erik with the K, aka Captain Planet, texted his work bae, Miss Y/N, all weekend long.”
You bite your bottom lip to fight a goofy smile.
“See,” Regina crosses her dark chocolate legs, “he’s not just your work bae. He’s Daddy.”
“Stop!” You throw a pen at her chest, before lowering your voice, “Erik and I are not having sex, Gina. We may flirt and text outside of work-“
“And during work hours,” Regina interjected.
“Like I said, we are not having sex-“
“Who’s not having sex?”
Regina and your head turned to stare up at Erik Stevens. He had his briefcase in one hand and a black coffee with extra brown sugar in his other hand. Tailored suit colored navy blue with gold cuff links. Burberry dress shoes on his feet. Vintage gold-plated oval eyeglasses over his onyx eyes. He gave Regina and you a teasing smile. The smile where he raised one corner of his mouth to reveal a single deep dimple.
“Y/N,” Regina answered with wide playful eyes.
“Oh?” Erik gave Y/N a mournful look, “Damn, ma. That’s too bad.”
You glare at them both, “I will ignore both of y’all the rest of the day if you keep fucking with me.”
You got up from your seat, pushing in your chair, and tried your best to ignore the snickering from them both. Walking away, Erik was right on your tail, his hand reaching out to grab your shoulder to stop you.
“Calm down, it’s all jokes,” he licks his full lips, “But seriously...no sex between you and your man?”
Groaning, you walk into the lounge to grab the food.
“Why are we having this conversation?”
“Because I’m concerned,” Erik turned his back to lean against the counter with his arms folded over his chest, “You know you can talk to me, right?”
You place his food inside the microwave to heat, “I know. It’s just embarrassing, Erik.”
Erik grabs your chin to make you stare at him instead of the microwave, “Don’t even give me that excuse. Remember, we shared a lot of embarrassing stories in this office after hours.”
How could you forget?
“Yeah...it’s boring, Erik. I’m sure you’re having the best sex of your life in your fancy penthouse. Probably having orgies with models and actresses. They love a sweet and caring guy,” Y/N said sarcastically.
Erik’s tongue grazes the inside of his cheek to stop himself from smiling, “Why orgies specifically?”
“Is that all you focused on?!!” You shove him before taking his food out, “gosh, I hate you.”
Erik takes a swig of his coffee, “which is girl code for gosh, I love you,”
You shook your head with a grin, “leave me alone.”
“Which means, give me attention,” Erik grabs both of your shoulders, before bringing his head around to plant a kiss on your cheek, “I know y’all female dictionary like the back of my hand.”
Your head turned to face him after his lips caressed your cheek. Now, that area was warm and ticklish. Erik grabs his food and walks over to one of the tables. That gave you some time to breathe and heat your food as a distraction. Why did he have to kiss you? It’s not like he’s never done it before but every time he did it, Erik made you melt and wish it were your lips instead.
“You make some bomb food, girl. I think I’m jealous of Eric with a C.”
“Says the guy who makes the best shrimp and grits I have ever tasted besides my grandma,” you take a seat in front of him. While you ate you watched him cut into his waffle covered in syrup. His long lashes curled each time he blinked and his lips were so pouty and kissable whenever he concentrates the way he does. You felt like a schoolgirl watching him eat.
“So,” Erik chews his food some more before talking, “Alaska.”
“What about it?” You play it off by cutting your omelet up.
“Y/N,” Erik raised his brow at you, “You know about Alaska this is my fourth time bringing it up.”
“When is it?”
“In a month,” Erik takes a swig of his coffee to wash down his food before leaning forward on his elbows to make you look at him, “it’s gonna be for a week, all paid for, a mini-vacay with skiing, Matanuska Glacier walk, and lunch, helicopter tour, cozy cabin...”
Erik tilted his head at you and smiled. You looked down at your food bashfully. It all sounded so tempting. You would love to go...
“I don’t know, Erik,” you shake your head, “Eric will be home and-“
“How many trips does he take leaving you home?”
“More than I can count,” you reply shamefully.
“Exactly. I ain’t tryna overstep but...” Erik left it at that and went back to his food. You slouch in your chair deep in thought. Erik has a point. Your boyfriend traveled whenever he pleased and didn’t even ask how you felt about it once. You respected that he wanted to drop his career as a teacher to travel, eat, and vlog. Not once did he suggest taking you on one of his food journeys. You honestly felt left out.
You deserve some fun too.
Moving your food around with your fork, you finally come to a decision.
“I’ll go.” You spoke softly as if you couldn’t believe you’d just agreed to it.
“Seriously?” Erik asked with his eyes unblinking and on yours.
“Yes,” you let out a breath, “I’ll go to Alaska and have some fun for once. I haven’t been out of town in so long it’ll feel good to go.”
Alaska with Erik Stevens. For an entire week. Just you and him. Your knees shook under the table.
“See,” he smirked while stabbing a piece of omelet with his fork, “It’s crazy how I had to ask your ass four times total to come with me.”
“Why is that crazy?” You asked with a laugh.
“Because it never takes a woman this long to say yes to me,” he says in a very boastful manner.
“I’m not your woman though,” you say before you could even stop yourself.
“You are my woman,” Erik rested his tongue on his upper lip before grinning, “just at work and without the sex, kissing, taking showers together-“
“Okay, you made your point, boyfriend.” You stop him before he continued.
“Does Eric know about me?”
“A little,” you look towards the ceiling, “ he’d probably cancel all his travel plans if he knew how you looked.”
Erik bit into his bottom lip, “how do I look, Y/N?”
“Fine as hell,” you giggle as if you were drunk, “He already thinks he’s the finest thing walking.”
“That’s your man though,” Erik chuckles, “You think he’s fine, right?”
“I mean, yeah, of course.”
Both of you laugh.
“I swear,” you wave him away, “you play too much.”
“Don’t make me steal you away from him.” Erik laughed. His laugh made your stomach do summer salts.
“Okay, Erik,” you speak in a dismissive tone.
“I mean, I could though.”
“Why do you insist on playing?! If I was single-“
“You would be mine,” Erik finished.
“You can have any woman you want. Why me?”
Erik scanned your body at that table, “Really? What you mean? Have you seen yourself, ma?”
“Stop,” you giggle. He can’t be serious. Erik is a flirt but why on earth would he play like this?
“You always think a nigga playing when I say that shit.” He sounded offended. You didn’t have a reply for that. Avoiding his intense eyes you finished your food while Erik closed his empty container and placed it on the counter next to the thermal lunch bag you brought the food in.
“Aight let me get to my desk,” he grabs his coffee and walked up towards you. Erik moves your box braids from your shoulder before grabbing the back of your neck gently. The feel of his smooth fingertips on your skin made the hairs on the back of your neck and arms rise.
“I’ll see you later, babe.”
You blush with a mouth full of food, “Okay, I’ll see you later too, baby.”
His fingers left your neck and combed through your box braids before he walked away and out of the lounge. You were so preoccupied with his fingers on the back of your neck and in your hair that you lost your appetite.
——
You stood at Regina’s cubicle halfway listening to her speak and the other half focusing on Erik in his office. He looked bored as hell. Your eyes watched him ball up random printer paper from his fax machine to shoot into his document waste basketball hoop that he had in the corner near the door. He made it perfectly every time. Erik had the coolest office out of all the other Environmental Engineers. Besides the typical Newton’s Cradle pendulum balls that’s a famous desk accessory, he had a tropical tabletop fountain, stress relief visual illusion toys, stainless steel pin art hand mold, darts, a Rubik’s cube, Nintendo switch, and many other cool and fun shit.
“Girl,” Regina said chewing on a granola bar, “You’re not even paying attention to me.”
“I am,” You allow your eyes to fall on her accusatory ones, “I’m just...looking around.”
“No,” Regina puts up a hand to stop you, “You’re looking at Erik.”
Both Regina and yourself look over at him, spotting Erik walking back and forth now with his suit jacket removed and the sleeves of his white dress shirt rolled up. He was finger juggling a pen with his right hand while speaking into a Bluetooth in his ear.
“You might as well let him ruin you, Y/N,” Regina says with a whisper.
“Oh my God, Gina,” you stomp across the carpeted floor in your pumps before taking your seat again to finish organizing in Microsoft Excel.
“He could flirt with any other woman in here. Connie, Demetria, Anita, Nicole, any of those chicks, but he chooses you. Why is that, Y/N?”
“I don’t know, Gina, enlighten me,” You roll your eyes.
“No need. You already know. Erik is feeling you, heavy baby. Heavy like that ass in that skirt that we both know you purposefully wore today to make him look.”
“OKAY.” You stop her with an abrupt tone, “Fine. Yes, Gina. Yes, I know Erik is feeling me. But I am in a relationship and I can’t just-“
“Heffa, please,” Regina laughs, “don’t even try that shit with me. You are feeling him just the same. You and Eric with the C don’t even exist when you walk in here. It’s obvious you don’t want to be with that man anymore and I wouldn’t be surprised if he is fucking some chick in NYC and secretly taking her on his little food quests. You can look at me like that all you want but deep down you know I’m speaking facts.”
“Gina,” you speak with a warning, “I will throw this stapler at your head next.”
“Won’t. Change. The. Truth,” Regina flips her long ponytail.
A part of you did believe that Eric was cheating on you. It was so obvious at times but you didn’t want it to come to that. You and Eric have been together for about five years. But then again, that shit doesn’t matter. If it did, he would be worried about fixing the relationship instead of traveling for views.
Ping Ping
-Here comes Connie. Let me take a big gulp of air before she walks in here.
Erik instant messaged you. You snicker like a child doing some sneaky shit. He was so damn goofy.
-Damn. Why don’t you just offer her some gum?
-If I do that she’ll know I think her breath stink.
-Just play it cool. Have some sitting out, grab a piece, and offer her a stick. It’s that simple.
-she talks too damn much. Just talk to me about the Alaska job so I can be prepared. That’s why I’m glad you’re coming with me.
You looked up over your cubicle to watch Connie talking animatedly while Erik swivels in his chair from side to side.
Catch my eye.
Onyx met chestnut.
Erik covered his mouth with his fist to hold in his laughter before placing his hand up at Connie, from what it looked like, to reassure her that he wasn’t laughing at what she’d said.
-want me to drag her out of there by that takky blouse?
-Why are you such a gangsta, girl? LOL aight, come handle my light work, ma
-not before I get a hospital mask so I don’t breathe in her toxic fumes. Llab
-😂😂😂😂😂 straight stupid.
You snicker again.
“What is so damn funny?” Regina peered over at you with curious eyes.
“Just IM with Erik,” you bite the gel acrylic on your thumb nail to smother your giggles, “He can’t stand Connie.”
“Mhm,” Regina smiles, “y’all so damn cute just get married already.”
-she’s gone 😁
-let's celebrate lol.
Erik sends fireworks through the IM. You send balloons.
-enough about her. I see you 👀
-what’s that?
-you showing off. That attire is hella tight. What you doing with all of that?
-nothing. Lol, why do I have to be doing something?
-I know you wore that for my eyes only. I feel special.
Your fingers hovered over the keyboard. He was going down that lane. You weren’t prepared but still, you typed away.
-I figured you would appreciate it since my man wasn’t home to admire it before I left.
-Yo’ nigga got some screws loose because I wouldn’t be away letting my girl walk out the house like that.
-like what?
-with all that ass sitting in that skirt.
-can’t help that I have a lot to work with.
-ain’t no problem for me. If you were fucking with me Y/N I’d make you forget your name. Real talk.
You crossed your legs under the desk and rubbed the back of your neck. If he fucking bitches to make them forget their identities then that means his dick really ain’t nothing to play with.
-nothing to say huh?
-I’m just thinking.
-about what? Talk to me.
-why you really want me to come to Alaska with you.
-😌
-well? You’re gonna tell me why?
-Because I want you to myself.
-So I can show you something you’ve been missing.
-Eric ain’t putting it down on my work bae like he should be.
You were so damn nervous. Day by day Erik would grow more frustrated with Eric and your situation. Like Regina said, just let Erik ruin you. It’s a shame to say that you haven’t had sex in about a month. It was just you, your fingers, and your favorite vibrator. It could be Erik, his fingers, his dick, his mouth, and multiple orgasms.
-He’s not. It’s been too long. ☹️
-You ain’t gotta tell me how long. I can see it in your body language.
You twirl a braid in your hand. Looking away from your computer, you try to be discreet, bringing your eyes to peer over the top of your cubicle into Erik’s office. He was drinking a bottle of water while his eyes concentrated on the computer screen with knitted brows. He placed his bottle on the desk and leaned in, typing again.
Ping ping
-Don’t ignore me before I walk over there.
-ooooo I’m scared.
-Aight, bet. I’m coming.
-I want you to think long and hard about that, Stevens.
You were flustered, wet, shaken up that he wanted to “show you” what you’ve been missing, and willing to risk it all if he left his office space to come to talk to you.
-that’s what she said. 😈
You chuckle. He could turn any topic into sex.
“Hey, Erik,”
You look up to find him standing next to your cubicle while Regina looked at the both of you with interest. You stand from your seat, ready to get yourself some water but Erik has your shoulders.
“Where you going?” His husky voice tickled your ear.
“For some water.”
Erik starts massaging your shoulders lightly.
“Can I come with you? I need to stretch my legs.”
“Whatever, I don’t care.” You lead the way.
But you did care. You wondered what he was up to. Now that you walked ahead of him with that very tight wrap skirt on you felt exposed like he has x-ray vision and can see your phat dimpled cheeks bounce and sway. Thank God for an empty lounge. You walk over to the fountain, grabbing a cup, and Erik was right on your side, holding the tap down for you. Your cheeks poke out to hide your blush.
“Thank you,” you speak softly. His eyes were intent on you. Not once did you give in and look his way while drinking that ice-cold water. Suddenly unable to breathe you back up a little to make some space between you two. Erik followed with his hands in the pockets of his slacks.
“Don’t you have a ton of work to do?” You ask to try and divert the attention away from you. Too late. Erik was determined to make you weak in front of him.
“I do but we have a long day, ma. I’ll get it done. I just couldn’t stand being away from my work bae.”
You rub your fingers along the wet cup, “I’m convinced now that you only come to work to be near me.”
“I’m cool with that,” He shrugs, “I could be a whole lot of things if it wasn’t for your man who’s supposed to be home with you.”
“He’ll be back-“
“And then he’ll be gone again,” Erik let’s out a sigh, “We’re playing too many games, Y/N. I’m tired of the flirting back and forth when I know you really want me. Stop coming in here to impress me with these bomb-ass outfits. I’ve been impressed for over a year now.”
Erik closed the space between you both, pressing his chest against your fuller one. You look over his shoulder to make sure no one was coming and when the coast was clear you focused your heated gaze on him.
“I’m tryna undress you with my fucking hands, not my eyes.” Erik takes his fingers to play with the bow of your wrap skirt, “You feel what I’m saying?”
You couldn’t speak. Your eyes were to busy admiring this gorgeous man who wanted to fuck you. His inviting eyes saw exactly what you wanted. A long, hard, fuck. Taking his fingers, Erik grabs your chin delicately to stroke. He made you feel so precious and desired.
“So, can I do that?” Erik asked with his lips kissing along your jawline. Your eyes landed on the door to check it and still, no one was there.
“Can I take care of you, ma?”
Yes.
You had this look in your eyes, this look that said, please, Daddy, come fuck me. He smelled so damn good. So invigorating and moisturizing. You could make out a hint of exotic arabica coffee and coconut oil on the skin of his neck.
“No,” you lick your upper lip, “No, you can’t.”
His lips found yours. He swallowed that no with his full lips and tongue. Both of you knew that your answer was disbelieving when your hands came up to wrap around his neck. That was a green light for Erik. His hands came around your waist, and then down to cup your ass. He would alternate between rubbing your spine and making your cheeks bounce in his hands. Erik rests his chin on your shoulder so he could peer behind you to watch his hands squeezing all that ass on you. He would let it go and watch it bounce before slapping it lightly so he wouldn’t make a lot of noise. You felt your heart in your throat. Now, his crotch was pressed into yours. Long and hard indeed. Let’s not forget thick.
“You free tonight?” He whispered in your ear.
“Yeah,” you could feel him lifting you from the floor to sit your bottom on the counter. He was between your legs while your hands reach for his tie to tug on. It distracted you from being so nervous. His hands rested on your exposed upper thighs rubbing your warm skin in slow circles to sooth you. All he was doing was killing you. His touch was so soft and gentle but under all of that was a rough dominating grasp that you yearned for
You weren’t sure which throbbing you wanted to quiet more—the throbbing between your legs or the throbbing from your heartbeat against your chest. All those daydreams about rubbing your swollen pussy lips all over Erik’s face until you came. Now that the both of you crossed yet another line——the touching and kissing line, there was no telling what would happen next. Sex after hours in the office on his desk? Walks to the parking lot only to fuck in the back seat of his car? Happy hour on Friday evenings only to get drunk and have sex at his penthouse? 
“Can I come over to keep you company?” 
“I don’t know, E. This office fling situation can fuck with both of our jobs.” You nibble on your bottom lip the second his lips came into contact with your throat. 
“Nobody gotta know,” his plush lips sought out yours again, “It can be our little secret, baby.” 
“But what if someone does find out?”
“It won’t happen like that, trust me,” Erik grabs your hand to rest against his crotch. Erik was swelled to cum-inspiring proportions, making you want to finger-fuck yourself with mounting enthusiasm. 
“Damn, Erik.” Now you were thinking about this office fling as a carnal delight after hours. 
“I know, right? Imagine me walking around all day, watching you with these big titties...shapely legs...and round ass…”
You had the body, beauty, and brains. That meant that you seldom went unnoticed; especially not by Erik, your work bae. Your slant eyes and supple body reminded him of a jungle cat that, when tamed, purred like a kitten. He wanted to hear you mewl and whimper in his ear while his dick that was currently twisted and curved in his briefs bounced off the walls of your pussy. He could see the lust in your feline eyes how quickly you noticed his arched appendage. You were probably fantasizing about what wonderful things it could do for your G-spot. 
“Keep looking at me like that and watch I finger-fuck this pussy right here,” Erik’s eyes went down to look at the Apple watch on his wrist, “It’s almost that time to eat. I’m tryna eat something else though…”
“Eat me?” You couldn’t control that slipping from your mouth. 
“Slob on this yummy pussy,” his hand was between your legs now, caressing the outside of your saturated panties, “You gonna feed me?”
“Where?” You whisper.
“Shit, we can go to my car for lunch. I got tinted windows.” Erik was desperate to slide his tongue inside you. 
“Erik, this is crazy.” You laugh faintly before he took your face into his hands, gazed into your eyes, and kissed you so urgently it felt as if you were floating away. You could think of nothing else but how good he made you feel. Erik explores your mouth with his tongue, not wanting you to miss an inch of how skilled he was using his mouth. 
“You’ll be begging me to make this pussy feel good in a minute.”
You were relentless with your hands squeezing the weight of Erik’s curved erection in his black slacks. You really wanted to untuck his dress shirt, get down on your knees, and suck him with a wide-open mouth. Keep your mouth as wide-open as was physically possible—anxiously awaiting your reward. 
“Don’t worry babe,” Erik gently pulls your hand away from his crotch, “wait for lunch and you can have me all to yourself, okay?”
———
You waited and waited. As soon as Erik left that lounge to go back to his desk a last-minute meeting was called and of course, you had to attend as well. Everyone got up from their designated spots to head to the conference room. You squeezed into the same elevator cart as Erik, moving to the back so you could be near him. On purpose, you settle in front of him. Erik’s hand reached out to play with your thick ass while you focused on your phone. That only lasted for about ten seconds because now you were on the 6th floor. Hungry for his touch again you allow everyone else to leave so he could slap your ass. 
During the hour-long meeting, both of your eyes would meet and knowing smiles would appear on both of your faces. You didn’t like the fact that Demetria was seated next to him with her cleavage hanging out from her black blazer. She tried her best to make Erik notice her but he didn’t give a fuck about her thirsty actions. 
It was well past lunchtime and most of the office had gone to either the food court in the building or outside to find something different to eat for a change. Your stomach was rumbling waiting for Erik. Groaning, you put your computer to sleep before grabbing your Chanel bag to leave for lunch by yourself. It wasn’t Erik’s fault, you knew that, but you couldn’t help being upset and sexually frustrated. No pussy eating or dick sucking in his G Wagon 550 SUV in a desert silver metallic color. 
Eating alone was boring and lonely. You played with your Caesar salad and hardly even toughed the veggie lasagna. How were you supposed to feed your appetite when it was salivating for dick? You were so excited to finally hook up with Erik. Checking the time on your phone, you had about two hours left in your shift. You pack away the food and decide to save it for dinner tonight. Standing up, you push in the silver chair at the food court table, walking away with a click-clack of your So Kate pumps. You thumb the elevator button before slipping a piece of gum into your mouth. The doors open up and you enter, turning to watch them shut as your reflection appeared. 
Ping ping
Erik -where did you go?
-To lunch. I was hungry.
Erik- Really? Why didn’t you wait for me?
-Because I was STARVING. Plus, you were busy.
Erik- I’m not busy anymore. Where are you now?
-Heading back upstairs.
Erik- I’ll wait for you.
-Erik, I have to go back to work!
Erik- fuck that you know what I want.
DING. Fifth Floor.
“Told you I’ll wait for you,” He smiles at you dangerously. 
You almost swallow your gum the way he approached you. You and him, alone in that elevator. Erik kisses your lips, savoring the minty taste from the gum. He pulled back, taking his thumb to wipe the spit from his bottom lip. He turns around to press the 4th-floor button since that’s were the garage entrance was. Suddenly you were shaking in your pumps. It was really going to happen. Finally, your pussy wouldn’t feel painfully neglected. Finally, you could have the touch of a man on your body after an entire month. 
“Are you okay?” Erik asked while looking down at you. 
“Yeah, I’m cool,” you give him a reassuring smile.
DING. Fourth Floor.
Down a hallway and through the garage door you both went with your hand in Erik’s. You walk along the concrete ground as your ears took in the sounds of sirens and car horns honking in the middle of traffic. His G-Wagon was parked in a private spot. Erik took his keys out of his suit jacket and unlocked it with a click of a button, even started it up as well. You could hear the engine rumble. The large SUV vibrates as the sound of his radio playing blasted through the speakers. Erik opened the back door, reclining the backseats to lay flat like a bed. He takes off his suit jacket, tossing it in the passenger seat before turning to you, lifting you up, and sitting you in the back. 
Once there, you take off your heels and place them far enough away so Erik and you could have plenty of space. Erik sat down, leaning forward to remove his shoes. After that, he unbuttoned his dress shirt before pulling it off and balling it up to toss at the front with his suit jacket. He finally turns, crawling his large chiseled body towards you with playful eyes.
“Is that pussy still as wet as it was earlier today? Can I taste that kitty?”
Erik pulled your legs, laying you down on your back. He was on his knees between your legs, opening them wide causing your skirt to lift and bunch around your waist. He came face to face with that phat puss covered in wet fabric. Your voice was stuck in your throat. Erik takes both of his masculine hands to pull down your already saturated panties, spreading open your legs further, and staring at that pink pussy coated with cream. He could smell your scent. His car smelling like your wet pussy. 
“Yeah, this pussy still sloppy,” Erik listened to you purr as he flicked your clit with his thumb. Erik continues to do this while slapping your pussy with his fingers. Each time he slapped your pussy, your juices would build and build to the point of making puddles beneath your ass in his car. 
“Can I stuff this pussy with my fingers now,” Erik licked his thick fingers clean, “I wanna squeeze in there deep, baby girl.” 
“Yes,” Your cunt was starving.
“Good, girl.” 
He plunged first one, then two, then three fingers deep inside your pussy, flickering at your clit at the same time. He was directly over your G spot with the pads of his fingers repeatedly rubbing you there. Your legs went wider and wider. The sound of your succulent pussy increased in such severity that it was almost deafening. Your moans mixed with the sound of The palm of Erik’s hand slapping your cunt each time he finger-fucked you had him grunting and groaning.
“Faster, faster,” You called out while gyrating your hips to fuck his fingers. 
“There you go, fuck my fingers, just like that, get it, baby,” Erik bites his lip, “look at you ready to bust a nut on my hand, mmm, get that shit, baby.”
A rush of juices flooded the back seat. Erik’s eyes grew wide as your fingers tightened around him. That liquid poured each time he moved his fingers inside of you. All you could do was moan and shake beneath him. Your ass was glued to that surface. 
“Damn, Y/N.” Erik takes his fingers out slowly before licking them clean. He got up on his knees to reach into his trunk, bringing a Puma gym bag over towards him. He opened it with his wet hands, pulling out a thick black towel that was wrapped in a body wash. Erik places that towel beneath your ass to soak up your mess. 
“Making a mess in my fucking car.” 
“I’m sorry,” You cover your face with embarrassment, “I do that a lot.”
“Don’t apologize about that, ma, I don’t give a fuck. Keep doing it like that on these fingers. Better yet...do it like that on my tongue,” Erik laid flat on his stomach, “You can squirt in Daddy’s mouth too.” 
Erik began lapping away at your pussy with such zeal that you were squirming and squealing within minutes. With the flat of his tongue, Erik assaulted your pussy with such a lashing that your legs turned to jello. Erik then probed ever so deeply inside your dripping wet pussy with his pointed tongue, tongue-fucking your slot until your eyes rolled up into your head. He found your throbbing, erect clit and tortured you sweetly with licks and nibbles that sent electric charges throughout your entire body. Grabbing your thighs to squeeze, feasting on that syrupy pussy, Erik’s dick dripped pre-cum in anticipation of your walls capturing his dick and holding tight, while he thrust himself deeper and deeper inside of you. 
“Damn, ma, I’m literally drinking this pussy dry.” 
“You make me feel so good! Make me feel good, Erik.”
Erik’s tongue circled around your pussy. Each time he did that your hips would jerk. He was fighting that pussy back with his lips and tongue each time you pumped your hips. You gazed into his dark, sexy eyes and increased the movement of your hips. 
“Oh, fuck!” Erik wrapped his whole mouth around your pussy and started slurping. All Erik could think about was how good you tasted and the heat radiating from your pussy. 
“Shit tastes so good, girl,” He licked his plate clean, “fuck, look at my dick.”
His shit was twisted and curved to the right in those pants. Erik got on his knees to undo his pants. He let out a long sigh of relief the minute his pants and briefs made it down his thighs, resting at his knees. He sat down and pulled the rest of his clothes off, now he was naked from the waist down. You watch his thick dick jerk in his hand. That dick looked like it could bench press a barbell with how hard he was as Erik slid his hand up and down his burgeoning erection. His dick skyrocketed to its highest capacity causing your mouth to drool. Erik pointed out that dick at your mouth. Doing that caused his slit to open and show you his pre-cum waiting to be sucked out. 
“Come suck me, baby,” His grip was so tight on his dick.
You obeyed every word and sucked him up into your mouth. Damn, Erik was a big boy. So girthy and veiny. Intimidating for sure. His tip blossomed so thickly your lips had a hard time wrapping around it to suck. Erik with a C ain’t have nothing on this dick. A beautiful slab of tasty meat gliding across your tongue and poking the back of your throat. 
“Damn, this is how you do it, ma? You should have warned a nigga first.”
He held the back of your head to guide your mouth lower. Each time he did that, he would grunt and whisper oh, my God, which made you super wet. All you wanted him to do was splatter your mouth with his cum. He was already so close to detonation so you opened up as wide as you could stretch to fill him all the way in. 
“DAYUM!!!” Erik bellowed, “Good girl, don’t waste a fucking drop when I bust in this pretty mouth. Never.”
You graduated from plain old hungry to ravenous. That cum of his sputtering and spurting forth was your reward. The suctioning noise of your hand jerking him empty into your throat mixed with Erik’s deep moans made your pussy convulse around nothing even though you could feel it dripping. You slapped his ever-expanding dick against your tongue. 
“Shit,” Erik looked from his wet dick to your face, “Baby girl, I ain’t cum this hard in a minute from getting head.” 
You plant kisses all over his dick, working yourself up to more sucking, “I can give you more, Daddy.”
“Give me more of that mouth,” Erik played with your braids, “Swallow my shit and lick my balls.”
“Mmm, okay, Daddy.”
Erik’s eyes rolled back when your lips would suck and then pop off his sack. He had to control himself from cumming in your hair. 
“Shit doesn’t make no sense,” Erik looked at you with disbelief before a strangled look filled with passion overtook his features. 
“Fffuckkk!!!” He groaned as he blasted inside your mouth with his sweet, sticky offering. You ran your index finger over your bottom lip to retrieve a dollop of cum. That only left you more famished than before causing you to enthusiastically slurp on his rigid pipe again until it was damn near raw and your pussy was sopping wet. 
“Y/N,” Erik’s fingers were tight in your hair. You tasted a bit of leftover cum from his slit with your hungry tongue. 
Ring Ring 
Erik’s cell was going off. 
“Shit,” He reached into his pants pockets while you jerked his dick. He answered his phone with an annoyed expression. 
“What’s going on, Greg,” Greg was a fellow Environmental Engineer, “What? Right now?” Erik closed his eyes before tossing his head back, “Okay, give me ten minutes.” 
Erik hung up his phone. 
“We gotta go, ma,” You could hear the disappointment in his voice, “Supposedly it’s something urgent about Alaska.” 
You wipe your mouth with the back of your hand, “Should I be worried about the trip?”
Erik gave you a soft smile, “Nah, Alaska is happening regardless. Don’t worry, bae, we good.” 
You pulled your skirt down and placed your wet panties in your bag. You watched Erik fasten his belt in place before he opened the back door to let some air in. You rose from the car, Erik helping you put on your pumps before placing you on your feet. Digging into your bag you sprayed yourself with a little of your Chanel No.5, hoping to camouflage the lingering scent of sex. 
Looking in Erik’s rearview mirror, you fix your lipgloss and clothes, everything else good to go. Erik was currently spraying himself down with some Gucci cologne from his Puma gym bag and buttoning his suit jacket. He looked just as crisp as he did when he came in this morning. 
“You still ain’t answer my question, beautiful.” 
“What question,” Erik grabs your hand while the both of you walked back inside.
“Can I keep you company later?” 
You chew on your bottom lip in thought. Eric with the C, your actual boyfriend, might call you later and you didn’t want Erik with the K to be around to raise suspicion. Still, no word from Eric and the longer that happened the more you didn’t give a fuck. 
“Am I pressing too much?” Erik asks with soft eyes.
“No, no,” you reassured him, “I just think it would be better to come to your place instead. That’s all.”
“We can do that,” Erik walked towards you with his body pressed into yours, “Bring an overnight bag. You’re not going back home.”
His lips attacked your throat again, sucking and licking you there.
“I ain’t give my work bae some dick yet so you know I gotta take care of you,” His hands found their way back between your legs and on your sensitive pussy, “You gonna let me do that for you?” He asked huskily.
“Oh, Daddy, please do,” you responded.
————
You got home around 6:30 PM. You showered, finished the rest of your lunch since your appetite for dick was satisfied and drank a little bit of red wine. 
Surprised, shocked, nervous, you decided to wear a black velour tracksuit with your Fenty slides to Erik’s place and packed away everything else you needed on a faux fur tote bag. Phone sitting on the charger, you go to check it since you received a few notifications since coming home.
Eric with the C.
Eric- I’m alright. Sorry for the lack of communication. Really busy.
-that’s okay. Be safe.
He didn’t respond back. 
No I love you, I miss you, I’m thinking about you, nothing. 
Luckily the picture Erik sent to you made up for that. It was a shower picture. From his broad shoulders down to his well-knit waist with that v cut covered in soap and water. You had the urge to satisfy the cries leaking from your pussy at the moment. You had half the mind to pull your pants down and finger-fuck your pussy into multiple orgasms leaving your slit covered in sticky cum for him to find. How dare he tease you like that? Since you were spending the night you can look forward to shower with him. This entire fling had your skin tingling. Your fingers scrolled down to read the texts he left you. You really wished you hadn’t because now you were whimpering. 
Erik- Can’t wait for you to put that work in for Daddy.
Erik- where you at? I’m tryna put this thang in your gut.
Erik- want me to come to get you?
He was blowing you up. Eric with the C never did this.
-Hey, sorry, I was getting my things together. You don’t have to pick me up.
HONK HONK. 
Erik- too late. 
You walk to your living room to find Erik parked outside. He was typing away on his phone. 
Ping Ping 
Erik- Stop making me wait, girl. 
You grab your bag, phone, and keys before locking up and leaving. Walking down your cobblestone trail, Erik hops out of his car, walking around to meet you. He was wearing a black Burberry ribbed beanie with a Pyer Moss color block Reebok windbreaker tracksuit on and the same brand of shoes on his feet. He tongued you down before taking your bag to place in the back seat that was now cleaned and placed normally. Erik opened your door to help you up inside before shutting it to return to the driver's side. You watched him walk all the way around and get inside with sultry eyes. With his hand on your upper thigh, he drove off and towards his Penthouse.
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Only the pure in heart can make a good soup
Ao3
Day 1: “Are you warm enough?” + fluff -  Athena asks Buck to check on May when she stops answering her phone after staying home from school with the stomach flu that had been going around.
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One thing Buck didn’t expect on his day off was getting a call from Athena. He’d just finished a load of washing and had the now clean pile tipped it out on his bed to be folded when the call came through.
He wedges the phone between his ear and shoulder as he goes about folding each item and stacking them in their specific piles to be put away in the right drawer. “Athena! This is a surprise, to what do I owe the pleasure of this call?”
“Hey there Buckaroo. I was actually wondering if you could do me a favour, if you’re not busy.” He surveys what was left of his clothes.
“Nope not busy at all, what do you need?” Buck moves the phone to his hand as he settles on the end of his bed, giving Athena his undivided attention.
“May stayed home sick from school today and I was going to swing by at lunchtime to check on her, but I’ve been held up with an incident on the other side of town. Would you mind checking on her, she hasn’t answered her phone in the last few hours.”
“Yeah, of course, I can do that.”
“Normally I wouldn’t ask but Bobby has gone to the station to sort out a backlog of paperwork that he missed while he was sick, and Michael has gone on a 3-day weekend away with his new beau and as you know everyone else is out of commission with the flu.”
Yeah, he did know, it was something that was going around at the moment, a 24- hour stomach bug. It started with one of the guys at the station who passed it onto Bobby who then passed it onto most of the team, except him and Athena, who went down all at once. It wouldn’t surprise him if May was struck down with the same thing.
Hearing the concern in her voice, Buck gets up and plan of action already forming in his head, “Don’t worry about it ‘Thena, I’ll drop by now and I’ll let you know how she is.”
“Thank you Buck, I’ve got to go but I’ll talk to you later,” she was gone after that and Buck was on the move, collecting his shoes from his room before heading to the kitchen.
Pulling open the fridge, he gathers what was left of the chicken soup batch he’d made the night Bobby had fallen ill and thanked his foresight to make a large enough batch to deliver to the rest of the team the morning when they went down too.
It was a patented recipe that his grandmother swore by that was both nourishing and easy on the stomach lest it be unsettled, and in all his years of using it, it hadn’t steered him wrong yet.
Throwing on his shoes, Buck gathers everything, grabbing one last thing from the fridge as an afterthought, and heads out for the nice, short drive that it takes to get to the Grant-Nash household. He easily finds the spare key that he knew was carefully hidden in the front garden.
Stepping inside, Buck heads to the kitchen to drop everything off before seeking out May who he assumed was probably in her bedroom, trying to sleep off the sickness. Finding the bedroom door closed, he knocks gently and announces his presence out of deference to her privacy.
Hearing what he thinks is the sound of her stirring, Buck opens the door a crack, “May? You awake?”
“…Buck? What are you doing here?” Swinging the door wider, he finds her lying on her side buried under her blanket and looking half-awake, squinting at the door in confusion.
“Your mom asked me to check on you when you weren’t answering your phone.”
Seeing a slight flush of her cheeks Buck steps inside and crouches at her bedside, touching the back of his hand to her forehead and frowns when he feels what he thinks might be a low-grade fever radiating from it.
“I’m guessing you probably have what Bobby had the other day, how are you feeling?” He asks as he looks down at the thankfully empty bucket sitting beside the head of the bed. He sits back on his heels, giving her some room as she props herself up on her pillows considering the question.
“I can’t tell if I feel hungry or still feel like my stomach is still upset. Breakfast didn’t stay down for long, it came back up not long after mom left.” She ends up answering with a grimace, wrapping an arm around her belly.
“I brought some soup. How about I just warm up a little bit and we see how we go.” He offers and gets a considering nod in response. Buck gives her a pleased smile and heads back down to the kitchen to warm the soup in a small saucepan.
He puts a slice of bread in the toaster before turning his attention to his phone, letting Athena know how things were. He moves easily around the kitchen, finding what he needs and plates everything up on a tray to take up to May. Before he has the chance to bring to food to her, he’s surprised, however, to hear her coming down the stairs.
“Is that the same soup you made for Bobby? It smells good.” She says, appearing around the corner, looking more alert and dressed snugly in a thick looking hoodie and track pants.
“Yep, grandma’s secret recipe. Why don’t you take a seat on the couch and I’ll bring it over to you,” Buck answers over his shoulder as he picks up the tray.  
He brings it over to the living area and set it down on the coffee table before passing the bowl to May. “Want to watch something together?”
“You’re staying?” she asked, confused.
Buck shrugs and takes a seat next to her on the couch, picking up the remote, “Yeah, I have nowhere else to be today and I don’t see a better way to spend my day than keeping you company.”
He pauses realising that he might be overstepping, “…If you don’t mind that is.”
May smiles at him, “I wouldn’t mind some company.”
Buck grins back at her before turning his attention back to the tv, “So, what would you like to watch.”
They end up settling on The Great British Bake-off which neither of them had watched. While they watch, Buck tries to subtly pay attention to how much May ends up eating, hoping that she gets at least some nutrition after losing her breakfast, and finds himself pleased to find that she managed at least half the bowl and a few bites of toast.
Almost an hour had passed, and they had just started on the next episode when May got up abruptly, rushing out of the room in the direction of the bathroom. He follows in concern and finds her kneeling by the toilet bowl, throwing up what she’d just eaten.
He goes to fetch a glass of water before returning and joining her in the bathroom. He squats beside her and rubs her back comfortingly until the heaving subsides before offering the glass. She takes it gratefully and washes out her mouth before getting up and moving gingerly back to the couch.
Buck diverts to the kitchen, getting the sports drink he remembered last minute to bring before re-joining her on the couch and offers the bottle, gently reminding her to keep up the fluids.
“Thanks,” May says with a small smile before resting her head on his shoulder with a frustrated sigh, “Guess my stomach wasn’t ready for food yet.”
Buck gives her shoulder a sympathetic squeeze, “We can always try again later.”
Feeling her shiver against him, Buck pulls the throw from the back of the couch and May tucks her feet up.
“Are you warm enough?” He asks and May nods into his shoulder.
They both fall quiet after that, tuning back into the show even though they’d already missed half the episode but neither really minding. They slowly get back into it by the end of the episode, commenting on what they think the judges will say about the dishes.
And that how the rest of their afternoon went, building up their own running commentary on the show, throwing in their own opinions and laughing at each other’s criticisms. At some point Harry joins them, having been dropped off from school from the neighbouring carpool.
That’s what Athena walks in to find when she gets home from work, the three of them looking at home with each other as her children quietly bickered with Buck as if they were siblings, over who they thought were the better bakers, and she couldn’t help but feel a sense of fondness over it.
Buck sticks around a little longer after Athena’s return, letting her know how the day went and confirming what she assumed May was sick with; And then he heads home, leaving behind the soup that he’d brought over and promising May that he’d try not to watch any more of the show without her.
The next day, however, he wakes to find himself flushed with a fever and with an intense need to throw up. It doesn’t take him much to put two and two together to know how he caught the bug. It doesn’t him bother though, feeling it was worth hanging out with May because it meant that he got to know her better and learned pretty quickly how easily they got along.
May must have found out from Bobby that he had called in sick because she sent him a number of British Bake-off memes which he saw after his second round of vomiting, making his day feel less awful. She explained that she was having another day from school to be sure that the virus had passed. 
The memes ended up sparking a day-long event with the two of them live blogging to each other what was left of the first season from the comfort of their own homes.
It was one of the best sick days he’s had in quite some time probably since he was a kid.
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For the date tag writing meme, @catherineflowers29 asked for Oct. 20 - Friends to Lovers with Dom/Sub Undertones
Title: this is getting good now
Author’s Note: So in a perfect fictional world, I think Jaime and Brienne would hook up before she brings up...well, you’ll see.
Disclaimer: I know very little about BDSM, so don’t take my word for anything. NSFW.
Brienne storms into the apartment, crossing in front of the television, and straight back into her room. Jaime sighs and picks himself off the couch. Through her door, he can hear her crying. He knocks softly. “Bri?” The crying stops, but there’s no response. “What happened?” Jaime tries again, his voice low and steady. 
“Nothing,” she cries, but her voice is a choked mess. 
He tries the doorknob, but it’s locked. “You’re scaring me. Will you please tell me what happened?” 
The lock clicks and Brienne opens the door a crack. Her eyeliner is smudged and her eyes are red-rimmed, but it only serves to make her irises look more blue. “It’s stupid.” Her voice cracks and her eyes fill with tears again. 
“Hey,” he tries to soothe her even though she hasn’t let him into her bedroom yet. “It’s not stupid if it has you this upset.” 
Brienne nods, finally allowing him inside. The first thing he does is gather her into a long hug, hand stroking across her shoulder blades. They’re nearly the same height, so she can’t even cry into his shoulder, but her cheek is pressed against his and he can smell her shampoo, coconut and jasmine. 
When she’s finally able to talk again, he listens. “I broke up with Hyle,” Brienne breathes. 
Jaime is immediately, perhaps irrationally, angry. He’s ready to jump in the car, drive across town, and punch the good for nothing Hyle Hunt. “What did he do?” he practically spits.
She grips the edge of the bed so tightly her knuckles turn white. Oh gods. If he tried something when Brienne wasn’t ready or forced her to do anything, Jaime would do worse than punching him. “It’s nothing he did,” she says slowly, her voice nearly a whisper. “It’s more…” Her cheeks flush and she bites her lip. “More what he didn’t want to do.” 
He isn’t one hundred percent sure what that means, but since he apparently has no filter or tact, Jaime says, “Like a sex thing?” 
Brienne’s neck turns red and she falls back onto the mattress, dragging one of her pillows down over her face. “Yes,” she replies, her answer warped and garbled from where it’s pressed against the pillow. 
He nearly laughs at her embarrassment, but bites his tongue to stop himself. “Good for you then.” Jaime clears his throat. “I mean, you should always stand up for yourself. Especially when...it comes to...your desire.” He almost chokes over the word.
She screams into the pillow and both of them dissolve into laughter.
*
He doesn’t press her any further about what she asked of Hyle. But it infiltrates Jaime’s dreams, imagining all the things Brienne might ask him to do, all the things she might like, might want. One night he wakes up and his cock is so hard it’s painful. 
He rubs a hand across his jaw. He’s never thought of her this way. She’s his best friend. 
When he finally palms his cock, Jaime pictures her. Those freckles sprinkled all over her delicate pale skin, wondering if she blushes everywhere too, thinking about what she sounds like, what she tastes like. His hips buck so hard he nearly lifts off the mattress. “Fuck,” he mumbles. 
*
After a few weeks, Brienne seems to be doing better. Usually when something is bothering her or she’s been hurt, she’ll stay pretty quiet for a few days. When he arrives home from work one night, she’s in the kitchen making dinner, music cranked up, shouting “Hey!” when she hears the door close behind him. 
“Hey yourself,” he grins, leaning against the counter. 
“Long day?” She turns down the music. “There’s beer in the fridge.” 
“You’re a saint.” Not just any beer, but his favorite beer, which they usually reserve as a special treat. There’s hardly any space left on the counters, packed as they are with veggies, measuring cups, spoons, and wine. “This looks elaborate.” 
“Yeah, I was just in the mood to...cook.” She flushes slightly and it gives Jaime pause, but perhaps Brienne was already imbibing before he came home. Whenever she drinks more than a glass or two of anything, her cheeks get all pink. It’s cute. Gods Lannister, you’ve got it bad. He leaves to change clothes and when he comes back, he notices Brienne isn’t wearing her usual apartment loungewear. 
She’s got on black jeans which in the bright light of the kitchen, really show off the curve of her calves, the thick muscles of her thighs, and the curve of her ass. Her top is some silky blue thing, perhaps what she wore to the office under one of her usual blazers. When she leans forward to chop vegetables, the shirt dips down and he can just make out the swell of her breast. Jaime takes a long swig of his beer and nearly chokes. Her bright blue eyes focus on him and gods is he really standing here half hard in sweatpants? He nods but ducks out of the kitchen again, settling on the couch. A moment later, she comes out, a glass of water in hand. “Here,” she offers, his fingers brushing against hers as he takes it from her. Brienne frowns. “Are you really okay?” 
Jaime can only nod, wondering how embarrassing it would be to stroke one out in the bathroom while his best friend is making dinner for him in the next room. He manages to calm himself down a little bit by watching a mindless action movie he’s seen a million times, but after a half an hour, he realizes he hasn’t even offered to help. “Is there an occasion I don’t know about, Tarth?” he teases. 
Jaime hasn’t called her Tarth in years, not since they were on that rec league soccer team together where he irritated her to no end. He still has no idea how she came to regard him as a friend, much less agree to share a living space with him. And that’s as far as it will ever go. She’s way too good for you. But she was too good for Hyle, too. Jaime wonders if he should bring it up, tell her she should have never dated that asswipe, but he doesn’t want to say anything if Brienne’s finally feeling better. 
“No occasion. Not really.” But her throat bobs when she swallows and the spaghetti straps of her tank do little to conceal her blush. She’s bending over the counter again, everything in the kitchen too low for her tall frame, and gods, Jaime wants to slip up behind her and-- “I have a favor to ask you.” He perks up at that. 
“Can you get the chicken out of the fridge?” She smiles sweetly. “But don’t toss out the liquid. I need that for the dish later.” 
“Are you sure I can’t do more to help?” But Brienne only shoos him out of the kitchen.
The apartment begins to smell amazing, his stomach growling, relieved to be hungrier for food than for his roommate. They talk about the usual things over dinner: the fate of their favorite soccer teams, Tyrion’s new business, how soon is too soon for Brienne to ask for a promotion at her new job. “You spoil me,” Jaime tells her, pushing away from the table and starting to gather plates, when she puts a hand on his wrist. 
“Wait.” Her face is flushed from the several glasses of wine she consumed over the course of the meal. “There was actually a reason I did all this.” 
He tries to ignore the fact that his heart rate picks up. “Oh?” Jaime sinks back down into his chair. 
“I wanted to ask you a favor.” She can barely look him in the eye. “I…” 
“Listen, whatever it is, you can tell me. It’s not going to change anything between us.” He doesn’t know how he sounds so calm when he really wants to tell her everything that has been going through his mind the past few weeks. 
“Do you know what BDSM is?” The moment should be hilarious, because Brienne is practically hiding her face in her napkin, but all Jaime can think is ohmyfuck. 
“Um, yeah, I do.” Why do you sound so casual? “Wait. Is that what--” Everything clicks into place. Hyle wasn’t interested. But she thinks he might be? It’s a huge risk to take, one which makes him admire Brienne a million times more. They’ve been friends for years. He could easily say he doesn’t think about her that way. Yet she felt comfortable enough to ask him. “You want to try it?” his voice is a choked whisper. She nods, her blue eyes steady on his. Fuck fuck fuck. “With me?” 
Her neck colors. “I’m sorry. This is really embarrassing.” She starts to stand, but this time Jaime catches her wrist.  
“Brienne.” He isn’t sure if the desire is clear in his voice, but her whole face changes from hurt to shock to surprise before he pulls her down for a kiss. “Fuck, I’ve been thinking about you for weeks,” he murmurs. “How’s that for embarrassing?” 
“Actually.” She drags the word out before leaning over to kiss him again. “That’s really fucking hot.” Her voice dropping husky and low sends a jolt up his spine. “I couldn’t figure out a way to casually bring it up. I mean, I should have just asked if you thought of me that...” 
“No,” Jaime mumbles in between kisses, whimpering when she nibbles at his lower lip. “This is good. This is--I meant what I said, about standing up for yourself, and asking for what you want...what you…” 
“Desire,” she breathes, her hand skimming down the front of his shirt. 
“Gods yes,” he growls before her tongue slides into his mouth. 
When they break apart again, breaths already growing rapid and sharp, he manages to stand even though his knees wobble a little. Brienne’s eyes fall to the obvious erection in his pants. “Jaime,” she whispers, but a pleased grin crosses her face before she reaches out and strokes him through the fabric. He’s almost embarrassed by his reaction, a breath sucked in over his teeth, and muscles twitching under her touch. Her hand stills and he lets out a low whimper, ready to beg if that’s what it takes. “We should talk about the rules,” she says coolly. There is a strength in her eyes that is new to him. 
“Are you going to tie me up?” It’s a joke, but Brienne has always been a terrible liar, and there’s a subtle shift in her face that tells Jaime she would enjoy it. Fuck fuck fuck. He’s in way over his head. 
“It’s not all about whips and chains,” she replies defensively and Jaime can sense her shying away from him. 
“I’m sorry, I’ll stop making jokes,” he tells her. “I want you to talk to me. This is about what you want.” 
Brienne regards him warily, innocence and skepticism returning to her face. “Maybe this was a bad idea.” Her voice is small. “It would change things between us.” 
“No,” he says, perhaps a little too forcefully, because she frowns. “It’s not a bad idea. I want...fuck,” he sighs. “I want you. So yeah, that’s going to change things, but I hope not in a bad way.” 
The change in her demeanor is immediate and Brienne practically throws herself at him, mouth firm against his and then her hands are at his hips, dragging down his sweatpants, and oh gods oh gods, she’s down on her knees taking him in her mouth. His hands run through her hair, sweeping it back, and holding it at the crown of her head so he can see her. He’s not going to last long and when he manages to relay this to Brienne, she only takes more of him into her mouth, bobbing her head faster until he comes, his legs shaking, a groan falling from his lips as she swallows. 
“Fuckkkk.” 
She licks her lips, still on her knees, a smile on her face as she tells him, “Very good.” And he thinks he’s half hard again hearing her say that. Jaime isn’t sure where his shy, sweet best friend is, but gods, he really, really likes this woman in front of him, too. 
But he’s doubting whether he can survive the rest of the evening. “You’re going to kill me, Bri.”  
“Do you like me taking control?” she asks, tilting her chin up to look at him, even as her hands run down his thighs, his sweatpants still around his knees. 
“Um, yes,” he hisses. “Please.” 
“That means doing what I say,” her voice sharpens into a warning and a tingle runs up his spine. 
“Fuck, yes. I’ll do whatever you want.” 
Brienne nods and rises to her feet, helping him pull his sweatpants up. “I don’t think I ask for anything unreasonable, but if for any reason, you feel uncomfortable, you should have a word that you can say and I’ll stop.” 
“Brienne…” he says, still shocked that they’re really doing this. 
“What’s your word, Jaime?” Her eyes burn into his, bright as the sea, as blue as the sky after a rainstorm, sparkling like-
“Sapphires,” he murmurs. 
“Good.” She doesn’t say another word, but walks to her bedroom, him following behind. Brienne sits down on the edge of the bed, stretching out her arms behind her, resting her weight on her hands. The way she regards him makes Jaime swallow and try to steady his breathing. “I want you to undress me.” He’s been so eager to follow her commands he isn’t sure if he’s allowed to ask things of her. 
“Can I ask you to sit up?” Jaime gives her his most charming smile. If he’s breaking the rules, perhaps it will placate her a little. She nods and does as he asks, placing her hands in her lap. Normally he might seduce her, nipping and kissing her neck as he slides the silky fabric of her shirt up her body, but Jaime’s already aching for her touch again, her mouth on his, so he simply lifts her shirt over her head, Brienne raising her arms, and he exhales a whoosh of air as he sees the color of the strapless bra she’s wearing matches her top. More evidence of the trouble she went to for all of this. “Seven hells, Brienne.” Without even realizing what he’s doing, he gets down on his knees in front of her. “I want to touch you, kiss you. Please.” 
She runs a hand through his hair. “You’re being very good, Jaime. Only a little bit longer.” 
“I want-” but he stops as Brienne arches her back, her hand skimming over her skin to undo the button on her jeans. “Gods, woman,” he moans. 
She places her hand at the crown of his head, tugging at his hair. “Undress me.” 
Jaime reaches up to pull down her zipper with shaking hands, letting out a noise at the back of his throat when he sees that her panties are the same shade of blue as her shirt and bra. “Can I stand up?” 
“Yes.” Brienne nods and Jaime is surprised when she lets him press her back against the mattress so his hands can slip her jeans over her hips. For a moment, they both stay there, him arched over her body. He cups a hand at the back of her neck and kisses her hungrily, the soft sound at the back of her throat telling him Brienne may not be as in control as she seems. His hand smoothes down her spine, undoing her bra, and tossing it across the room. He kisses her again, her heart hammering so fast he can feel it under his hand. “Now be good and finish undressing me,” she murmurs against his mouth, punctuating it by a nip at his lower lip. 
Jaime sinks back down to his knees and pulls on one leg of her jeans, dragging the fabric down those long, long limbs of hers, before tugging them off over her feet. He rests his hand on her ankle afterwards, thumb brushing across it, even as his eyes travel over her body. She’s strong and gorgeous and Seven help him, he’s been such a fool to not see it for so long. This time without even asking, he rises to his feet again, hands at her hips as he pulls the blue silky fabric of her panties down the same path as her jeans, before crouching back down to his knees and spreading her legs, practically licking his lips when he sees how wet she is for him. But Brienne’s hand lands on his shoulder, stopping him. 
“Since you’re so obedient, take off your clothes.” She doesn’t have to tell him twice, he nearly trips over himself, standing naked before her in a flash. “Gods,” her husky voice purrs. “You’re gorgeous.” For some reason, standing in front of her, exposed as her eyes rake over him, makes Jaime feel shy and yet incredibly aroused. “But I like you better on your knees.” His cock is as hard as when he woke up from his dream, harder maybe, and he moves stiffly to the floor. “What do you want to do, Jaime?” 
“I want to taste you.” His voice sounds unsteady, unlike himself, and gods, he can already taste the tang of her on his tongue.
“If you want it, then do it.” Brienne arches an eyebrow at him, a challenge in her voice.
He nearly says yes ma’am, but instead a strange combination of a groan and yelp come out of his mouth as Jaime scoots forward to kiss her thighs and softly sink his teeth into her flesh. Brienne lets out a cry as he drags his tongue over the length of her, nuzzling her swollen skin with his nose. He lifts her legs to rest on his shoulders and she makes an approving noise in her throat. When he finds her clit, her hand threads through his hair with a moan, and yes, this is exactly what he wanted, the firm but gentle pressure of her hand on the back of his head as he worships her with his mouth. 
“That feels so good,” she gasps. “Keep going.” He hums against her and she writhes against him, Jaime pressing a firm hand to her hip to still her. “Fuck,” she moans, hand twisting in his hair, but he does not quicken his pace. Jaime is happy to obey her orders as long as she allows him to see her like this, coming undone underneath him. Her thighs tighten around him and he wishes he could speak, to encourage her, but he doesn’t want to stop. Jaime lightens the pressure from his tongue as she comes, her legs quaking, crying out his name. A momentary stillness grips her body, her fingers running through his hair, but he only continues tasting her, sucking at her clit as her thighs clamp around his head again and she screams. 
When he emerges from between her legs, Jaime can’t help but wear a smug smile. Brienne laughs, and he grabs his t-shirt, quickly wiping his face before dropping down onto the bed beside her. She kisses him, Jaime making a noise of approval in the back of his throat. Brienne runs her hand through his hair, a gesture that makes him feel content and safe. He closes his eyes, enjoying the sensation. “You did perfectly,” she tells him.  
“Only perfectly?” he asks, cocking one eye open. 
“Fine,” she admits. “Amazingly well.” He leans forward and kisses her then. Even after he pulls back, his thumb lingers at her neck, tracing the long lines of her throat. “You’re a little bratty.” 
“Is that what they call it?” 
“Mmmhmm. But I like it, I don’t want to be in charge all the time.” The idea of him getting to command her as she had him makes Jaime excited in a whole new way. 
“Good,” he murmurs in her ear, making her shiver. “Because right now, I want to fuck you.” 
“Yes, please.”
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Something Wonderful (PT.7)
Synopsis: During your time as a professional photographer, you had come across incredibly good looking men, but there was just something about Tom that stood out. Who would have thought shooting the self-titled “walking meme” would change your life forever?
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It didn’t occur to you that you’d both fallen asleep until the light from the morning sun woke you up. With a small groan, you reached down and pulled the duvet up over your head to shield yourself from the unpleasant awakening. As you lay there, Tom’s arm hanging lazily over your waist, you couldn’t ignore the slight aching pain between your legs. Boy, had last night been good but the ache reminded you just how long it had been. The toys in your bedside table had never been used more in the last year, let’s just say that. When there was a slight shuffle and a yawn from behind, you turned over and pushed the duvet down a little; being almost blinded by the sun was worth it to see Tom’s sleepy morning face.
“Remind me to close the curtains next time,” Tom said with a small chuckle, his voice thick and raspy from sleep. He rubbed his eyes and looked over at you with a smile, taking in your messy hair and small marks his lips had left on your neck the night before. “You, my darling, are beautiful.” With a cheeky grin, he reached over and pulled you closer. His lips met yours, instantly waking you up. He pressed himself against you, rubbing his morning erection against your thigh.
“I don’t think I can go another round just yet,” you murmured against his lips, though wanted to do nothing more than pin him down and fuck him into the mattress. “I’m a bit sore.”
After another gentle kiss, he pulled away and slapped your bum lightly. “Alright, how about some breakfast?” he asked as he moved to get out of bed. He shoved on a pair of boxers and tossed you one of his t-shirts. “I’ve no idea what we’ve got left in,” he said, leading you out the bedroom after you put some of his boxers on too. “Harrison usually does the food shop… I should probably check when he’s back from his holiday actually,” he murmured, mostly to himself.
Since you’d been spending more time at Tom’s place, the two of you often ordered food instead of cooking. It was a lot easier and, truth be told, you both got lazy after a long day of work. There were basics you’d pick up from the local shop but as you both looked through the cupboards and fridge, you came to the realisation that there hadn’t been much in for a long time.
“Okay, so we’ve got a few sausages, cereal and… Ah ha, one slice of bacon!” Tom said, pulling it from the fridge with a proud look on his face. Seeing your frown, he burst out laughing and shook his head. “Okay, we’ll just use this up and then go for something proper to eat. And we’ll go shopping,” he added, reading your mind.
While Tom got started on the bacon and sausages, you flicked the kettle on and made a cup of tea for each of you. As you sipped the hot drink, you leaned back against the island and watched Tom move around the kitchen, his brow furrowed in deep concentration. The muscles on his back were glorious but the angry red scratches across his shoulders and spine made your cheeks flame. Either they weren’t sore or they didn’t bother him because Tom didn’t seem to think about the large marks as he quietly hummed an old cartoon theme tune to himself.
“There better be enough for me.”
The voice came from behind and you quickly turned to see a tall, sandy haired young man around the same age as Tom stood leaning back against the table with a cocky smirk plastered across his face. He crossed his arms over his chest and raised a brow, looking between the two of you with a glint in his eye, clearly trying his hardest to hold in his laugh. You pulled at the end of the t-shirt you were wearing, trying to cover yourself a little bit more, and did your best to ignore how hot your face suddenly felt. This wasn’t exactly how you’d imagined meeting Tom’s best friend for the first time.
“Fuck sake, Harrison, I thought you weren’t back until the end of the week,” Tom said with an awkard chuckle and ran a hand through his hair, messing it up at the back.
“Nope. Got back last night,” Harrison replied, letting out the laugh he’d been holding. “Didn’t you see my suitcase at the door when you got back?”
There was a pause from Tom and then he mumbled, “Must have missed it. I was… Distracted.”
“Oh, I’m well aware,” he snorted and moved over to the fridge. He took out the carton of milk and drank a large gulp. “Next time, try to remember my bedroom’s right next to yours.”
Tom dropped a sausage on the floor with a quiet thud. Tessa scurried over and headed straight for it, not caring that it was steaming with heat. Your face fell and your eyes widened in absolute horror at Harrison’s words.
The moans. The screams. The bloody headboard.
Christ.
He’d heard everything.
“Yeah, um, we’ll keep that in mind,” you managed to mutter because Tom seemed to have lost his voice, only able to clear his throat. After a pause, you gave Harrison a brief nod and then hurriedly left the room go grab some proper trousers from upstairs.
You took the time to brush the knots from your hair, spray some deodorant on and actually wash the makeup from your face. It was rare you slept with makeup on and the small spots already appearing under your skin along your jawline and chin reminded you exactly why you usually scrubbed your face clean of it. When you felt a little bit better about your appearance, you headed back down to join the boys in the kitchen. Tom’s cheeks were still tinted with pink when he gave you a smile. Seeing Harrison digging into some cereal at the table, you decided to join him with your plate, though noticeably there was one sausage short thanks to Tom’s clumsiness and Tessa’s quick reflexes.
“Don’t worry, I ended up putting my earphones in,” Harrison said through a mouthful of Cheerios, as though that would help with the situation.
With a shake of your head, you gave a soft laugh and shrugged a shoulder. “Well next time you have a girl over, you have permission to get us back,” you chuckled and covered your food sausages and bacon with ketchup.
“Oi, he’s way ahead of me in that game!” Tom argued playfully, taking the seat next to you.
“It’s a game now, is it?” Harrison asked with a raised brow. “I can guarantee I haven’t woken you up by repeatedly bashing my headboard against the wall.”
“Don’t hate the player,” Tom smirked and leaned back in his chair with his hands behind his head. 
“Alright, boys, I can practically taste the testosterone in here,” you said and rolled your eyes. “If you want, I can leave you both alone and you can sort through your issues between yourselves.”
Tom gave a light chuckle and placed his arm over the back of your chair, but you soon got up to properly get ready for the day. After shoving your plate in the dishwasher, you went back upstairs and had a long shower to get rid of the post-sex sweat that had dried on your skin. When you felt much fresher and smelled of Tom’s fancy soaps, you changed into some sweats and spotted your phone on the bedside table. The screen flashing with multiple messages caused a small frown between your brows. Who was messaging you so much? You didn’t have that many friends.
Olivia Mayfield                                   10m ago
AVOID TWITTER
Olivia Mayfield                                   13m ago
Hello???
Casey Piper                                        14m ago
Since when you were seeing TOM HOLLAND?
Amy Leung                                         17m ago
You look hot🔥
Amy Leung                                         17m ago
YOU’RE IN THE NEWS!
Olivia Mayfield                                   17m ago
Have you seen the Daily Mail?👀
Reading the texts made your stomach twist. The colour drained from your face. You’d been careful, hadn’t you? Well, you hadn’t gone out of your way to hide from people but there hadn’t been anyone with cameras to hide from. Oh don’t be ridiculous, you thought, everyone has a camera in their pocket these days. Going against Olivia’s advice, you went straight to Twitter and, ignoring the ridiculously large number of follow requests, you saw that Tom’s name was trending. You took a seat on the edge of the messy bed and clicked on the name to see hundreds of tweets. Some mentioned you, though a lot of them simply retweeted the same article from the Daily Mail or The Sun. Seeing a blurred photo of the two of you leaving the restaurant hand in hand made you click on one of them despite knowing it was best to steer clear of these types of things.
Tom Holland Heads out With Mystery Woman at London Hot Spot
Hollywood heart-throb Tom Holland was seen holding hands with a mystery woman on Thursday night while leaving Marylebone’s Chiltern Firehouse. The two were spotted walking outside the restaurant looking loved up after a romantic date in one of London’s celebrity hot spots. The Spider-Man star, 23, looked delighted as he spent time with his companion, and could be seen wrapping an arm around her shoulders while they chatted and moved onto one of the many cocktail bars in the area. The woman wore a silk, mid-length green dress, leaving little to the imagination, while Tom kept things cool with a short-sleeved button up shirt and checkered trousers.
A source for the Daily Mail told us the couple could barely keep their hands off each other and headed back to Tom’s home in Kingston upon Thames once the night came to an end.
His outing comes after sources exclusively tell us he is still hung up on ex-girlfriend Zendaya:
‘They dated for a couple of years and it’s hard to get over someone like that,’ our source says, ‘He’s still pining [for Zendaya] and will do anything he can to get over her. It’s hard for him to see she’s moved on so quickly.’
The Daily Mail has reached out to Tom’s representatives for comment.
Throughout the article, there were multiple photos of you and Tom outside the restaurant, just laughing with each other as you walked to your next destination. The photos were blurry, either taken from far away or snapped quickly on someone’s phone, but they were clear enough to make out your face. How had people found out your name? Even the writer of the trashy article hadn’t found that out. Closing the page, you planned on leaving it at that but you couldn’t help scroll through the tweets; words such as ‘ugly’, ‘fat’, ‘fake’ and ‘pig’ were just some of the many that stuck out. Of course, there were nice messages but those weren’t the ones you cared about. How could you listen to those people when there were others telling you things you sometimes thought about yourself? Surely you were supposed to listen to those ones who were speaking the harsh truth?
With an almost inaudible sigh, you took the plunge and chanced a look at Instagram. As expected, you had hundreds of new followers on your public work page as well as countless requests on your private one. You assumed people had found you by searching through the people Tom followed. You ignored the requests and looked at the comments on your most recent public posts. It was all pretty much the same. The nice comments were drowned out by the ones aiming to destroy not only your relationship with Tom but also what confidence you had left in yourself. Did these people really think it was okay to send such disgusting messages?
You weren’t sure how long you sat there scrolling through Instagram and Twitter but you guessed it was quite a while when a hand appeared in front of your face, waving wildly. With a jump, you locked your phone and looked up to see Tom’s confused face.
“You okay, darling?” he asked. “I’ve just said your name about a hundred times.”
“Oh, you did? Oh. Right. Uh, yeah, yeah, fine, just in my own little world,” you replied, voice at a slightly higher pitch than usual. You cleared your throat. “Just replying to some texts, is all.”
“Nothing to do with certain pictures that were taken last night?” he asked after a small hesitation, then gave a smile when the sudden drop of your shoulders gave him the answer he already knew. With a heavy sigh, Tom took a seat next to you on the bed and placed a hand on your thigh, squeezing gently. “I’m sorry, babe. I didn’t expect anyone to be there taking pictures.”
“S’not your fault,” you muttered, only half listening to what he was saying. The names people on Twitter called you were too busy making their way to the front of your mind, overpowering Tom’s apology. There was a huge temptation to show him what was being said and let him say something to his fans but how much help would that be?
“Well I still should have known better, [Y/N]. Hey, look at me,” he said softly and took your face in his hands, tilting it towards him. He pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead. “I’m really sorry about the pictures. I’ve learnt from experience it’s best to just not say anything. They’ll be old news by tomorrow.” He offered you a smile which you returned. “At least no one knows who you are.”
Ah, so he had yet to see people’s comments. He must have just skimmed over the article or been told about it by Harrison or maybe his agent. There was no way you were going to tell him about the things people were saying to you, both on your Instagram comments and private messages. He didn’t need to worry about that. Like he said, it was best to ignore the whole situation.
Easier said than done.
“Yeah, I just wasn’t expecting our relationship to be found out so soon,” you said and leaned your head against his shoulder. His arm wrapped around your waist and he pulled you closer to his chest. “Next time we go out we’ll be more careful.”
“But that’s not what I want, darling,” Tom sighed and gave your forehead another kiss. “I don’t want to have to keep a lookout whenever we go out. Look, if you want I can say something or we can sort something out to stop people taking your photo.”
You shook your head quickly, seeing how torn he felt about the situation, worried about how you’d react. “No, no, it’s not that bad. I think it’s just because I’m not used to being in front of the camera, it’s usually me taking the photos and I’m one of the good guys who gets the model’s permission,” you said, forcing a light chuckle. “Seriously, Tom, it’s fine. I’m fine. I just wasn’t expecting it, is all.”
Tom looked at you for a moment, wanting to see if there was anything you weren’t telling him, and when he decided you really were okay, he gave your lips a kiss and your hip a squeeze and went on his way back downstairs. The second you heard his feet touch the wooden floor at the bottom of the stairs, your shoulders dropped and you glanced over at your phone. How bad would it be to have another look at what people were saying? Before you could even give yourself the chance to answer that question, you shoved your phone into your bag without answering any of your friends’ text messages and followed Tom.
*
Just as Tom had assured you, the news quickly became old and was soon overtaken by a huge story of a cheating scandal within the cast of The Only Way Is Essex - something of which you had no interest in and couldn’t see why others were eager to read about it. Despite the news dying down and the comments on your social media eventually settling, you were still nervous about going out in public with Tom. For the first few days, the two of you stayed local on walks with Tessa, but as Tom’s promotion for Far From Home came to an end the following weekend and the celebration meal drew closer, you started getting more nervous. It was something you pushed yourself to attend; what use was hiding away and ruining the relationship? Attracting attention was all part of the package that came with being with Tom.
Due to his schedule for the last day, it was agreed that you’d meet Tom after his final interview and you’d go to the restaurant from there. Although the nerves had fully kicked in, you were incredibly excited to meet his cast mates. From what Tom had told you about them all, they were a great bunch. You’d watched some interviews and recently listened to him and Jake live on Radio 1, which had you completely belly laughing, so meeting them all in person made you just that little bit extra anxious.
“Do you think I’m thinking too much about the whole press situation?”
The question came out as a whisper but it was enough for Olivia to hear. She looked up from the couch to see you stood in the doorway to your bedroom, dressed and ready to go. With a small groan, Olivia pushed herself up from the couch to look at you properly and looked you up and down. “If I wasn’t taken, I’d definitely be trying to get you to bed,” she smirked, making you roll your eyes. “But to answer your question, I dunno. I mean, you haven’t exactly been the most vocal about the whole situation.”
You supposed she was right. Whenever it was brought up, you tended to bring out the inner teenager out in you and just give a grunt in response.
“I just don’t want to get enough attention from the press or his fans - especially his fans - for it to affect our relationship,” you replied and brushed a piece of straightened hair behind your ear.
“The only way it’ll do that is if you let it,” Olivia said and you instantly knew she was right. Of course she was right. “I’m no relationship expert but if you want to make it work, then you put the effort in to ignore all the crap people are saying.”
Olivia was the only one who you’d shown the private messages people had sent; you’d been too scared of Tom’s reaction to let him see. Even though you knew you were overthinking things, a part of you worried that if Tom read the messages, he’d realise the relationship wasn’t worth the hassle and leave you be. Ridiculous, right?
“Just go out and let your hair down,” she continued with a big grin. “Tom’s lucky to have someone so hot.”
“Oh please, it’s not all about looks, you know,” you told her, trying to sound stern but couldn’t hide the smile pulling at the corners of your lips.
“What can I say? I’m vain,” she laughed and grabbed your keys from under a magazine on the coffee table, tossing them to you as you hurried out to the Uber waiting outside.
As the car drove off, you thought about Olivia’s words. She was right. One hundred percent right. Although it was difficult, you knew you had to just move on and get over your relationship being known. Thinking about it, you knew it was stupid to get so hung up about a few photos and (more than) a handful of death threats sent from Tom’s so called fans. You knew this kind of reaction was common when it came to people in the public eye, you just never expected to be in the receiving end of it.
When you pulled up outside the studio, Tom was already standing there waiting. His face lit up when you got out of the car and he wasted no time giving you a kiss. “You, my perfect girlfriend, are looking gorgeous,” he grinned, still in a high state from his interview. He grabbed your hips and pulled you close. “I’ve missed you.”
“You saw me last night, “ you snorted and moved your hands from his chest to wrap around his neck.
“And?”
“And you can survive a day without me, I’m sure.”
“You know what? I don’t think I can.”
With another kiss, Tom slapped your bum lightly and then took your hand to start leading you down the street.
“Hey, hey, slow down!” she laughed, struggling to keep up with his quick pace. “Some of us are wearing heels, you know.”
“And whose fault is that?” came his laugh of a reply, looking back over his shoulder at you hurrying in your boots. “We’re only going around the corner and then you can have a drink. Anyway, why do women wear those things if they hurt?”
“Because they make us look good,” you shrugged and continued to wince with each step until you got to the restaurant the Far From Home team had booked out for the rest of the night, meaning everyone had the privacy to fully relax and enjoy the night.
The first person you spotted was Zendaya. All it took was one look at the tall young woman to instantly make you feel like a troll. She was absolutely beautiful. No wonder Tom used to have a crush on her. Who could blame him? Zendaya noticed the two of you and put down her drink to rush over, immediately pulling you into a friendly hug.
“I’m a hugger,” she laughed and gave a squeeze, then pulled back to give Tom a light punch on the arm. “It’s about time Tom showed you off! You’re all he talks about.”
“Not all I talk about,” Tom muttered, cheeks turning a faint pink.
“Alright, the only time he shuts up is when he’s being asked questions with a camera pointed at him,” she clarified with another laugh and he rolled his eyes. “Other than that, you’re definitely a hot topic.”
Before Zendaya could embarrass him anymore, Tom dragged you off to meet the rest of the cast. There were a few teasing comments here and there about how much he talked about you, but after a drink Tom seemed to just embrace them and give up denying it. The food was served and quickly demolished, then everyone seemed to focus on getting drunk. You made the rounds again, the few cocktails you’d had giving you the confidence to talk to pretty much everyone. Tom stayed by your side with his hand either in yours or around your waist or on your bum. He laughed at your jokes and you at his; your happiness radiated off one another. Jake was exactly as you’d imagined, if not more wonderfully weird. The friendship that had grown between him and Tom was brilliant to see and a part of you even grew slightly jealous of their closeness. 
Someone had managed to get a karaoke set up in the corner of the room and you definitely weren’t one to back down from fighting for the title of Queen of Karaoke. Jacob and Zendaya had their go at OutKast’s “Hey Ya!”, which pretty much had you on the floor laughing. When it came to your turn, you took off your boots to show how serious you were taking this, and dragged Tom up too. There were cheers and whistles. Jake picked your song and within seconds you recognised it as “Dancing Queen”. Your head fell back in laughter. Tom handed you a microphone and the two of you belted out the lyrics, not a single one of them in key. You moved across the makeshift stage to show off your moves. Tom even attempted to do the robot at one point, clearly showing off his wide range of dance skills. When the song came to an end, you both joined in with the cheering and Tom pulled you in for a kiss.
“If I was sober,” he said with a little snigger, “I’d kill you for that.”
The end of the night arrived far sooner than you would have liked. Tom tried his best to get one more round of drinks, giggling away to the waitress as he was repeatedly denied any more.
“But it’s for Spider-Man,” he hiccuped and struggled to stop swaying on the spot. He frowned a little as he tried to focus on the waitress, his vision slightly blurred from the amount of alcohol he’d had. “And for Myst… Misty…” He looked back over to Jake and waved a hand in his general direction. “That one.”
“I think someone’s had a little bit too much to drink,” you giggled and took a hold of Tom’s hand to pull him back towards the table where near enough everyone seemed to be saying their goodbyes.
Tom looked down at you, eyes sparkling. “Hello, you,” he said with a grin as though it was the first time he’d seen you all night and hadn’t in fact left your side just minutes earlier. “I miss you.”
“I’m right here,” you laughed and reached up to give the tip of his nose a light poke.
“Not close enough,” he grumbled before pulling you right into him, smushing your face against his chest. He left a wet kiss on the top of your head.
“Any closer and I’d suffocate, babe,” you managed to say, voice muffled from his shirt. You gently pushed against him and moved away. The pout on his lips made you smile. “I think it’s time we head home, yeah?”
Farewell hugs and kisses were made on your way out of the restaurant and you quickly hailed a taxi to take you back to your place as it was closer. Tom leaned into your side as the car drove, the streetlights adding a yellow glow to his face. He gave a big yawn and snuggled into you, and by the time the car came to a halt outside your flat, he was fast asleep and snoring into your shoulder.
“Come on, Tom, just walk about five metres and you’ll be inside and can get into a nice cosy-ish bed,” you said and shook the sleeping lump. All you got was a grunt in response. “Alright, you asked for it.” You took a chunk of his curly hair between your fingers and pulled. Tom jumped with a yelp and rubbed the back of his head. Before he had time to ask for an explanation, you forced him out of the car and, after saying a rushed thank you to the driver, dragged the drunken man into the flat. 
The place was empty; Olivia tended to stay over at her girlfriend’s on the weekends. You could tell Tom was in no state to have even just a sip of water so you guided him towards the bedroom and he fell heavily on the bed.
“Throw up in here and you’ll be on the couch,” you warned, though weren’t sure how much attention he actually paid to your threat. 
Tom attempted to kick off his shoes but gave up with a huff and curled up on top of the covers. Could he have looked more cute? You took a quick picture on your phone and then moved to take the shoes off for him, pulling at the laces to loosen them up. A mumble of incoherent words made you look up but Tom still had his eyes closed and his head buried in the pillow. You shook your head a little and chose to ignore it, brushing the words off as drunken nonsense. Then he spoke again. The words were quiet, only just audible, but you definitely heard them. Goosebumps spread across your arms and a faint smile appeared on your lips.
“Say that again,” you whispered and tossed his shoes to the corner of the room.
Tom rolled over onto his back and stretched out across the bed, taking up all the room. “I love you,” he mumbled and gave a soft snore.
You’d definitely never let him forget this.
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Deckerstar for the domestic ship meme thingy 😍😈
domestic ship meme!
send me a ship and i’ll tell you:
who reaches out to new neighbors
lucifer does. demons are territorial and he has a family to protect, so if there’s someone new in His Neighbourhood he gets in there first to see if they’re Decent Humans or Bad Humans, and whether he’s comfortable having them so close to chloe and trixie. usually he makes a pretty good impression, because he’s crazy sociable and most people are good people, but after pierce and malcolm he’s learned to be wary. chloe gets a lot of compliments on her handsome partner, though. 
who remembers to buy healthy food
lucifer. when chloe doesn’t have to provide for trixie, she lives on coffee and prepackaged sandwiches from the vending machine at work, and lucifer won’t stand for that. chloe has a lot on her plate and he doesn’t want her to stress, so he either has her over to the penthouse or makes sure her kitchen is full of things she likes. 
who remembers to buy junk food
chloe. lucifer likes his snacks. he’s plenty at home in her house - he’s been breaking in for years, after all - but she knows it’s like a little reminder for him that he matters to her, that she thinks of him when she’s buying food for her family. so she stocks up on cool ranch puffs, nutella and popcorn while she’s filling the freezer for her week with trixie. 
who fixes the oven when it breaks
chloe’ll give it a go. she’s always had enough money to live comfortably, but not enough to be frivolous with it. she’ll always try and fix the thing she already has before she goes out and buys a new one. if it’s beyond her, she’ll call a repairman or ask dan for help because he accepts payment in pizza and beer. 
who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)
there is one (1) responsible person in this relationship and it’s chloe. she looks after her succulents. she looks after her devil. she looks after her daughter. she looks after her demon housemate. honestly out of the four of them the plants are the easiest ones to take care of. 
who wakes up earlier
lucifer. he knows he doesn’t have forever with chloe and it plays on his mind a lot, so he wakes up a bit earlier to just watch her sleep for a bit. lucifer never forgets anything, so the more memories he has of her, the better. 
who makes the bed
lucifer. chloe pulls up the comforter, but she doesn’t do hospital corners and for some bizarre reason that stresses him out. chloe is used to lucifer being super weird about silly things for no obvious reason, so she just lets him get on with it. 
who makes the coffee
lucifer, whenever chloe looks like she’s getting a stress headache or opens her mouth to ask him to help her do paperwork. he’ll do a run to the fancy coffee shop for the entire department, which is a big part of why “everyone here just loves lucifer”. 
who burns breakfast
chloe. in her defense, mind-blowing shower sex with lucifer > making breakfast. and she loves him when he’s all smudged eyeliner and sex hair and rumbly morning voice, so it’s not hard for him to coax her back into bed for a quickie before work. 
how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house
with little kisses pressed to her temple while she’s cooking, or dropped on the top of his head while he’s watching TV, fingers run through hair. they’re a sappy affectionate couple. she knows how love-starved he is, so she’s deliberately a lot more touchy with him than she ever was with dan. chloe herself doesn’t necessarily need that level of physical touching, but after all their misunderstandings and difficulties communicating, she got some advice from linda and she makes an effort to communicate with him in a love language he understands. 
how do they greet each other when one of them gets home
again, with lots of affection. even if chloe comes home and just calls out _hey, _lucifer will wander over for a hug and rest his head on hers for a bit. he lights up as soon as she comes in the room, it makes maze feel sick. 
who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often
lucifer. he likes to spoil his detective. chloe is pretty uncomfortable with receiving really expensive gifts when she can’t reciprocate, so lucifer pays a lot of attention to her likes and dislikes and she’ll just come home to find her favourite chocolates in her fridge, or her wine cabinet restocked, or an extra bottle of the shampoo she’s running out of on the shower shelf. 
who picks the movie for movie night
chloe. they don’t usually end up watching much of the movie anyway. 
their favorite kind of movie to watch
dirty comedies. chloe loves watching lucifer laugh so hard he doubles over and goes silent. she’s been listening to him innuendo his way through life for years so she’s got a pretty good idea of what he’ll find funny. 
who first suggests a pillow fort
lucifer. angels nest, okay. don’t laugh at him, detective, it’s not funny. he thought you’d like soft cuddly places. dEtEcTiVe s t o p   l a u g h i n g
who builds the pillow fort
chloe. if she leaves it to him he gets all anal about it and spends so long fussing and making sure everything is Perfectly Placed Just So that by the time they’ve built the damn thing she’s ready to go to bed. 
who tries to distract the other during the movie
they’re both as bad as each other. all he has to do is say detective… in his Bedroom Voice and trail his fingers up her thigh and chloe’s like 👀. if she wants to wreck him before they even start, she’ll change into one of his shirts instead of her pyjamas, and watch devil.exe stop working. 
who falls asleep first
chloe, most of the time. lucifer likes to feel her drift off in his arms, likes knowing she feels safe enough with him to let her guard down like that. but if she’s giving him a back rub or petting his wings, he’ll probably doze off before she does. that shit’s relaxing. 
who is big spoon/little spoon
lucifer is the big spoon like a solid 60% of the time but they switch when he’s had a bad day. she can tell when he wants comforting but she knows he won’t ask for it. she’s learned not to give him a drowsy morning handjob when she’s spooning him, though; getting hit in the face by erupting angel wings is not a fun way to start your morning. 
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