I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.
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Just to tie in my two themes this month----
Additional notes, because poll options apparently limit their characters:
Frodo finds great peace in watching the tides rise and fall throughout each day. He attends all the ranger programs on birds and seashells and fills pages with sketches and poetry.
Sam meticulously selects postcards in the gift shop for each of his friends and spends a whole morning writing and addressing them. He also buys Junior Ranger hats for his kids and a variety of Appalachian jams for Rosie.
Park rangers launch a Missing Person search for Aragorn when they realize his car's been parked at Avalanche Creek for three days. The search runs for almost a week before he comes strolling out the opposite side of the park, supporting one of the SAR techs who twisted an ankle during the search.
Legolas is first drawn to Olympic for the towering, mossy temperate rainforests, but the ground goes out from under him when he steps onto Second Beach for the first time. He spends an entire day watching the light and tides shift on the sea stacks, and he leaves feeling both full and hollow, like a bell that's just been rung.
Mammoth is only Gimli's first stop on a cavern tour, followed by Jewel and Wind Caves and Carlsbad Caverns. Wind Cave is his favorite for the unusual formations. He makes an obnoxious tween boy cry in Carlsbad for breaking off a speleothem.
Boromir is on a tour of military parks. He asks so many questions to the intern working the info station at Fort Sumter the kid has to go find the park historian. His favorite site is Vicksburg because that place was buckwild, though he silently judges one of the reenactors for his clumsy handling of a black powder rifle.
Merry also makes stops in Jurassic and Dinosaur National Monuments. He watches every park video, takes selfies in front of all the fossil exhibits, and earns his Junior Ranger badge at each one. He buys a keychain for Pippin.
Pippin actually gets four citations, mostly for trying to stick his hands in mud pots. He doesn't mean anything by it---he's just so delighted and curious about the bizarre landscape. He winds up with several thermal burns and dumps a king's ransom in the donation box on his last day.
Gandalf gets dinged by rangers for not paying the $5 fee for Trunk Bay, but he acts senile until they eventually decide to drop it. He gets postcards from everyone and responds to none of them.
Faramir and Eowyn are traveling together and do many of the same hikes and rides, but they do have some different preferences off-trail. Eowyn drags Faramir to a rodeo and the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, and he goads her into Ranger Shelton Johnson's living history programs on the Buffalo Soldiers in Yosemite.
Eomer is bike-packing on his sport cruiser motorcycle. He goes to Roosevelt south unit for the wild horse herds but ends up spending half a day watching a prairie dog town. He takes 400 photos of them, mostly blurry, and texts them to Eowyn.
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hes a real boy now!
i had four extra cat bases so!! why not paint the one and only on one of em :D? (hes verrryy messy but thats alright)
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Important update!
Alright after a good deal of thinking, I've decided I need to take a break! I'll still be active on here, but polls will stop until either June OR when the server comes back.
There's a few reasons for this, mostly so I can finish up school and focus on moving into the new house. I've never moved before! So we are struggling a bit.
Again, I'll still be posting, because I love doing this (and our playdates are so fun)! But I just need to take a small load off for a little while.
I'll see you all tomorrow for some relaxation <3
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about your Fantasy Springtrap au, why did Henry turn the kids into animals ?
what motive did he have to do so ?
it sounds so interesting :D
He might have been in a very silly goofy mood when he decided on doing it-
No—for a while... like, the past few years, it was something he just always considered doing—he didn’t have much of a reason. Although, he always kept holding it off.
He ended up losing Charlie and Sammy, and a little while after that, he was finally like, “Hey, you know what? I’m going to go through with it.”
It’s like a mix of him just... feeling like doing it+being a sad parent. He makes others sad in the process (feeling what he’s feeling?), even if the circumstances are... definitely different.
Although, he could never bring himself to harm any of them—so Henry just went with what he’d been wanting to do for a while: Animal Transformation. It’s something easy he can do.
Mentioned in the other post, but even then, people don’t know that—they do assume that the kids are just gone—not that they were turned into animals.
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Love, Death and Rollerskates by @spadillelicious
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This podfic was originally recorded as part of a reading event hosted on the Superstar Daycare discord server, but after editing things and getting some great feedback I wanted to share it with others -- it's a beautiful story and is responsible for many many hours of brain worms <3
And to Spadille: thank you for crafting such an awesome story! I hope that I've given your characters the audio-based attention they deserve :3c
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yuzumido is rotting in my brain omg (your artstyle is SO CUTE)
(but as a true ibaraP he always come back to haunt me) so im just imagining midori asking ibara later on why he and yuzuru hate e/o so much and after much prodding ibara finally sighs and spills the beans
IMAGINE IBARA GIVE YUZURU THE SHOVEL TALK LOLLLLL
thank you very much!!! b( ̄▽ ̄)d i have got to draw them again one of these days im experiencing withdrawal
god. the roommates situation just gives so much hilarity potential its one of my favorite things to think about. even more so after in private room when ibara went and fixed midori's panda footstool and later in a 3* story of his yuzuru hears of it and immediately suspects ibara tampered with it and was overly cautious and told him to avoid using it as much as possible. wyd the hellish instructor/mentee from your shared probably trauma inducing childhood gets chummy with this random kid i need to put these three in a room and observe them
^ had this lying around and finally have an excuse to put it here
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