#watch something else

[mahoushojoe]

yeah i dont give a shit that the show about a slaveowner with a zionist as its lead and showrunner got cancelled sorry

[natjennie]

some thoughts on. all of that. now that I can breathe. I loved it. I thought it was all exactly what it needed to be and executed itself wonderfully. was it perfect? maybe not. but I think some people are doing the same things some wwdits fans do, where they think things are magically going to get more deep and dark and dramatic than they have been the whole show. and, a thing wwdits people do too, they think that people that have been dead for hundreds of years are going to change in the blink of an eye. the subtle shifts alison has brought to their.. lives. is the whole point.

people want x y and z to wrap up, but if they all perfectly came together, you'd complain about it happening too fast and inorganically. part of the great part of ghosts is its utter sincerity, its complete and total commitment to being REAL, despite its absurd premise. so if kitty and thomas had suddenly confessed feelings and kissed it would seem rushed. thomas has been making leaps and bounds to not fawn over alison. he's complimentary, but respectful, and has made real progress after seeing obi's breakdown. if he was completely neutral to her out of nowhere it would have felt forced. cap's backstory has been the whole show in the making and still went by too fast.

the length of the episodes and the seasons as a whole are meant for quick peaks into domestic moments of some silly little guys, not succession level drama. the finale didn't feel final because it wasn't supposed to. their stories haven't ended, we just stopped getting to witness them.

[tardis--dreams]

4th time watching the devil judge unfortunately did not cure my obsession so now someone must physically restrain me to keep me from immediately watching again

[cuntstable]

i actually cant imagine anything more fucked and sad than south park fandom shipping drama. sweeties stop it……

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

[tarou-marus]

if I have to see the news on tv again one more time im going to to pull a lil nas and intervene

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

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[ohposhers]

guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

[ayo-edebiri]

Are we surprised.......

[waterghostype]

crusty kid

[elbiotipo]

It's fascinating to me that for our modern (at least on European-influenced societies) thinking, the classical Roman way of life is so familiar. When you read about it, the rethoric of the speeches feels modern, a society based on contracts and laws and litigation, with public works, a state bureucracy and standing army and trade economy and even spectator sports, a concept of philosophy separated from religious dogma and tradition, with even a limited understanding of a government by 'the people' and 'citizenship', even the names all sound familiar even if in completely different contexts, and no wonder since they inspired our current politics.

This all in contrast to medieval feudalism, which is completely alien to me. A society created upon family connections and oaths of fealty and serfdom with no such thing as an overarching state, not even kingdoms were any more real than a title one person holds, and all held together completely, utterly, to an extent I cannot emphasize enough, by the institution of the Church and the Christian faith. In a way we just aren't used today in our secular world. I simply cannot overstate how everything, every single thing, was permeated by faith in the Medieval worldview and the Church which took its power from it, we have an understanding of it but I think people just don't realize it.

[egophiliac]

more masquerade stuff! things really went from 0 to 1000 in, like, thirty seconds.

(sorry if none of these make sense outside of my head)

[sunfishsiestalah]

"You deserve my full focus."

[jezyan]

something so funny about being able to pick up your miniature friend-rival on the go

[introspectivememories]

nah because crofty is genuinely insane because why would you say that about your coworker???? and to his face??? "this man knows lewis hamilton. friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover." hello???? why are you saying that to nico rosberg's face???? why are you, as the lead f1 commentator, writing fanfiction about your coworker???? about him and his ex???? and also, what an insane thing to say about someone else's relationship!!! "everything but a lover"... just show them having gay sex onscreen, it would be less intimate than whatever the hell you just said.