#wc spoof

[sapphanimates]

fallen leaves.

[froskii]

OH MY GOD I FEEL SUPER AUTISTIC RN LLOLOOOOLOLOL i went to the bfdi x ii tour!! this is also inspired by life on mars by david bowie with teh lyric references, the best selling show bit is perfect bc knifes voice actor told me and my mom that it was their biggest venue so far. so evn tho i have object shows on my mind rn do not fret!! LRH is not going anywhere im still fixated so no need to worry to the 2 milleseconds of LRH fans. the mousy hair bit reminded me of mousefur xd

[cat-alyzing]

Some specific things to know about Blood to Blaze that is specific to it for those learning about it!

The clans are now called Coteries! This is because a coterie is a small group of individuals who share a common interest/goal instead of a clan which is like a family. Within the Coteries there are specific families that form officially after two generations with a specific theme and claim to fame. An example would be the Thunderbrush Coteries Plum Family that’s all the descendants of Star Plumpelt (Canon Redstar) and includes Star Oakfoot, Birchface, Yewfreckle (Frecklewish), Star Pinemuzzle, and Tigerclaw. The only reason Tiger did not keep his kit name, which was Elmkit, was because his father ran away which relinquished their infamous family from the succession line leaving him to take up his mother’s family name after a big cat, being a tiger.

The five four coteries are: Thunderbrush, Bogbound, Riverway, and the Swardfell. Named after their specific environments which separates them from each other.

Much like canon there is a central Leader, their Second, and the Medics. Every coterie has to have at least one medic but occasionally there may be multiple seconds with one specifically being called the heir while the other is just a helpful paw to train the upcoming heir to leadership. Besides these three crucial role there are the Oracles. A special very exclusive role held by those with a clear connection to the different scapes which reside at the meeting grounds to act as guides to all coteries.

Within the coteries there are the apprentices and warriors (general term for all cats who’ve passed their apprenticeship). Once clearing their official training any new named cat can take extra lessons on specific jobs like cooks, guards, carers, etc. and will be trained by any experienced cat in that role. Because the coteries are different in what they need to learn for their environments they have special roles that pertain to just them.

Families themselves are much more tied to blood then even canon does. While the coteries have what’s called the Blood’s Bluff which is where a dame or sire may choose to hide the other cat that created the kits they do have to disclose the other side to a medic or oracle to not cause a mix of kin and as a backer in case they are accused of being half blood specifically. Even here the main parent can lie to save themselves and their kits but it is shaky to do so. While the living won’t know what’s the truth the dead do and will use that at a cats attempt to ascend to the Star Scape (Starclan). A family of prominence that adopts a known outside kit into their fold is considered fully a part of their family unless specifically severed even though they obviously don’t share blood. If a family wants to split it may but it is a very messy matter as it is essentially denouncing blood shared with your kin.

[bandtrees]

for the warriors ask game :D

🗺 : first map you ever watched?

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched?

(I used to watch MAPs religiously those are my jam)

yay thank you! warriors ask game except the questions are all weird and niche as hell!

know: my memory is bad. i've been into wc for... well over a decade now, so these are probably not accurate xP my first warriors video was i believe a spoof video about ashfur and squirrelflight, but my first map and amv? uhhh unsure!

🗺 : first map you ever watched? - i didn't actively watch maps as a small kid, or at least i don't think i did? the first map that i entirely remember watching was during my second major warriors phase by the time i was closer to... 15 maybe?? as opposed to my earliest memories of wc which are from when i was 10 or younger lol. little fang, which is making me genuinely super misty eyed to rewatch, it's just so so good, from the style to the designs to how well it gets into jayfeather and his family with only animation and music, the composition of every part is so good, the designs, all of it. the sole reason little fang is one of my favorite songs to this day it might, miiight, have also been evelyn evelyn? that one was certainly one of the first maps i ever watched that stuck with me. the dovewing kinnie has entered chat

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched? - i cannot remember. i watched sooo many amvs as a kid. not my FIRST amv, probably, but one of the earliest i recall is ashfur's revenge, which is delighting me so much to rewatch. this one was formative for me, i miss the style of flash-animated warriors amvs that (obviously:() aren't around anymore. i also have such a soft spot for tigerclaw is not one of thunderclan, one i was thinking about the Entire Time i was writing the exile scene in spottedfur's pride lol. i still love it so much, this is my first time rewatching it in like... a decade, im sure. its so good. im kind of blown away as i rewatch these that they ARE as good as they are, cuz i feel like it's common in the warriors fandom to treat old amvs as some cringeworthy lost art (in general i have strong opinions on how (unintentionally)cruel the internet starts being to things as soon as they enter "nostalgia" territory) - but there's still, like, genuine talent in these. there's a reason these amvs were as popular as they were, and not because we were all cringe 10 year olds who didn't know better, lol. also reminds me of tigerstar and the dog pack(be prepared) - which is one i have the most vivid memory of watching on my family computer, hehe. in general i love corvus katana's stuff, past and current oh my god i will never get this ask posted because i keep remembering ones that helped, like, form a lobe of my brain growing up. HOW TO SAVE BLUESTAR'S LIFE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!! I AM TOTALLY NOT CRYING REWATCHING IT. YOU ARE. YOU ARE. cant believe i had a phase where i hated bluestar - i think everyone did because they spontaneously realized she was imperfect, immoral even at times, and made mistakes but hadn't developed the media comprehension to realize she was... actually meant to be complex and troubled and not just a perfect leader. god. bluestar. god. god. g (im also gonna use this question as a chance to gush about old amvs that i remember that are unfortunately lost to time: a hollyleaf one to hurricane by thirty seconds to mars (!!!! THIS ONE WAS SO FORMATIVE BUT IM LIKE 80% SURE ITS LOST MEDIA), bluestar heart heart head (PLEASE tell me im not the only one who remembers this one!!! i was devastated to learn it wasn't iconic or reuploaded anywhere (as much as i also think, again, in the nostalgia-sense, people act entitled to things like old amvs or people's art or whatever else)), NIGHTCLOUD GIRL WITH ONE EYE CHANGED MY LIFE?and... probably more of course that aren't coming to me now xP

i. didnt expect to ramble as much as i did with this? i just can't put into enough words how formative warriors amvs and the like were for me growing up :'DD they were my major start for digital art and animation (something i did a lot when i was younger but fell out of over time, but god i'd love to animate again, maybe do a classic wc amv to spottedfur's pride or something lol)

thank you for the question! I am so incredibly normal about warrior cats.

[goldenchildent]

@coolio Grammy-Winning #GangstasParadise Rapper, Dies at 59 Coolio, the Grammy-winning rapper, producer and actor best known for his 1995 hit “Gangsta’s Paradise,” has died. He was 59. The rapper’s longtime manager Jarel Posey confirmed the news to Variety, saying that Coolio died around 5 p.m. PT on Wednesday afternoon. According to TMZ, Coolio was found at a friend’s house. Coolio rose to prominence in the Los Angeles rap scene in the ’90s, scoring his big break when he recorded the song “Gangsta’s Paradise” for the 1995 film “Dangerous Minds,” starring Michelle Pfeiffer. It quickly became one of the most popular rap songs of all time, topping the Billboard Hot 100 for three weeks and ending 1995 as the No. 1 single of that year in the United States. In 1996, “Gangsta’s Paradise” was nominated for record of the year and best rap solo performance at the Grammy Awards, with Coolio winning the latter. The song was soon spoofed by Weird Al Yankovic, who satirized it as “Amish Paradise,” though Coolio was adamant that he did not give Weird Al permission to do so. However, Coolio has said in interviews that the two later made amends. Born Artis Leon Ivey Jr. on Aug. 1, 1963 in Pennsylvania, Coolio later moved to Compton, Calif. where he joined the hip-hop group WC and the Maad Circle in 1991. A few years later, in 1994, Coolio signed with Tommy Boy Records and released his debut album “It Takes a Thief.” Catapulted by its lead single “Fantastic Voyage,” “It Takes a Thief” peaked at No. 8 on the Billboard Hot 200 album chart and was certified platinum. After the success of “Gangsta’s Paradise” in the mid-’90s, Coolio continued to grow in fame and eventually recorded “Aw, Here It Goes!” for the opening sequence of Nickelodeon’s “Kenan & Kel,” which he also appeared in. His third album, “My Soul,” released in 1997 and contained “C U When U Get There,” which hit No. 12 on the Billboard Hot 100. The album went platinum but didn’t have the same effect as his first two records, and thus became his last record with Tommy Boy. Coolio would go on to release five more studio albums: 2001’s “Coolio.com,” 2002’s “El Cool Magnifico,” 2006’s #Ripcoolio source: @variety (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjEqHtVNdvS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[morsobaby]

Katso rainflower rejects her son YouTubessa

Yall gotta see this omfg

[socks-zeno]

"buff ivypool"

[vixies-grimoire]

Doodle dump of some of my recent Warriors OC doodles !

The first two are of my best girl, Tetrasnap. Tetra is colorblind, so asking her to pick a pride flag is a bit of a pointless endeavor (and yes I'm aware cats already don't see the colors humans do, but the books don't acknowledge this so I won't either).

Tetra has her own 'sona' which she imagines as being a bulkier, monstrous version of herself with massive claws including a set on her tail, as well as lionfish frills and a couple angler bulbs, which would lurk in ponds and lakes. Of course, cats can't draw, so she just thinks about this sona all the time.

My girl is weird and lovely, praise be to the tetr

The second set is two versions of my first real Warriors character, Slatestar. I made the original when I was twelve, and he's gone through several iterations with varying levels of success - I think this design is the most fitting to his intended personality.

Part of Slatestar's story is that his second life is lost as a sacrifice to his mate to revive her, and because of this both of their pelt colors morph to be more like the other.

His mate, a light silver tabby with black stripes, becomes light grey with darker grey stripes, whereas Slatestar becomes a lighter shade of grey with a couple dark stripes on his neck, as well as a bit of longer fur as his mate is quite fluffy.

And this of course is on top of the injuries he sustains after becoming leader - his first life was lost from falling into the gorge, which also cost him his arm.

So the left is how he looked as a leader, and right is as a warrior / deputy.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Drawn in MediBang Paint Pro

Characters Tetrasnap and Slatestar belong to me.

Copyright© 2022 Vixiefoxwitch. All rights reserved.

[jersokoi]

Ya’ll check out my first ever MAP!!!

It’s about Crowfeather lowkey beeing a thirdwheel to Mothwing and Leafpool <3

[rnitsy]

ridin’ dirty came on a spotify playlist and i was gonna go turn it off but i dont have the heart to because... w.arrior cats phase...... 2014....

[impala1967dwinchester]

If that's possible I'd like to do a request for Castiel x child reader, where she was his first adoptive child who had power over souls but got killed but the British men in season 12. When souless Jack appear in the Eden she is the one who helps him, they talk and she ask him to give a message to cas (something cute or hopefully)

Castiel- True Words

Pairing: Castiel x Adoptive!Daughter, Jack Kline

Pov: Reader

Warnings: Death/Murder, At peace, messenger

Summary: After years of not seeing her adoptive father the one that taught her everything she'd able to send a grateful and much needed message back to him.

A/n- @firefly-graphics for dividers, This is for @gabrielasilva1510 I hope you enjoy it.

WC- 1.1k

Main Master List // Request Master List

I met Castiel when I was a teenager. He had popped out of nowhere. I could tell he wasn't one like the others. A human I mean, he was different. Something more calculated and closed off from the rest.

I was a girl that was stuck in the cycle of being adopted and then being brought back to the orphanage. A great cycle. But there was a trick that I had always had. I read a person or at least that what's the people always said about me.

Castiel told me that day, A twelve-year-old. "You, will one day save the world." Then as quickly as he was there he was gone. I just stared at the empty spot. I had never gotten a feeling like that from anyone.

He was right though ten years later. There he was standing between two larger men. They were called the Winchesters. "Dean, just give her a moment. The website said that she could help us." The taller said.

They were standing in front of the help desk. I had made a business out of my talent. For a service price of course. "This is just a spoof, Sam. A waste of money if you ask me." I heard the shorter brother say.

I stepped from behind the door. "Hello, Do you have an appointment?" I asked, smiling as I saw Castiel. My angel. "Castiel it's good to see you after so many years," I said.

"You know her?" The shorter one asked. "Is that how I found her?" The taller one asked. Castiel didn't speak, something that was common for him. I could feel the vibration from the three of them.

"Yes, I told Y/n many years ago that she'd save the world. It's been written for ages now." Castiel said matter of factly. "If you wouldn't mind coming in," I said. The boys followed behind me.

"So what do you do anyway," Dean asked. It was easy to read him, he was broken. A shattered man by the faults of his mother and father. "I read souls." He huffed and rolled his eyes. A jab from his younger brother went into his chest.

"Look now, you both know that you believe enough to know that there are things out there you don't know enough about. Dean your trust issues are a leading issue in solving anything. Sam, you can't trust yourself but trust everyone else. The two of you are the brothers that everyone fights for, yet nobody says 'thank you for saving our world'." I said

A stream of shock rolled over both of their faces. Something I don't think either was prepared to hear. Castiel butted in, "You said you can read a soul. Can you read the soul of a person from a picture?" He asked, diverting the hot attention of the boys and onto what I could gather was their reasoning for showing up.

After Castiel showed me the picture, he gave me further detail. An Arthur Ketch was who they were after, a whole party of hunters but from over the sea.

I was able to help, and the boys left. Castiel was nice enough to help and stay. Cleaning up alongside me. "You know I thought of you every day after I saw you Castiel," I said grabbing something from the table. "I know I heard your prayers every night." He said.

"I adopted you when you turned seventeen, but I wasn't prepared to thrust you into a life for which you'd have to come back to eventually," Castiel said. There was a serious tone behind his words. A kind tone as well, something that I didn't need to be able to read to control souls to understand.

He asked me if I'd like to join them, Something that I was no doubtfully confused about. The only reason not to was my own fear, and I didn't need fear in my life not with my abilities after all.

A long lifetime couldn't spare you from all the damages you were given by being near the Winchesters. My life ended not shortly after staying with them. I was caught and used as bate to lure the Winchester, and Castiel into a trap by the British men of letters I learned before my fate ended my life.

Where I was sent was a beautiful garden, one filled with the green life, and budding flowers. One at peace and tranquility. My Eden, I called it. I sat there for ages, years in the silence of my new home. Awaiting anything new and bright. Awaiting the promise of new life.

One day that was given to me. A young boy came walking into my Eden. A pair of glasses clouded me from seeing his whole face, but it never mattered. "You must be wondering where you are?" I asked.

The boy stood still, "You look similar." He said. I turned my head, "You must be confused, I have been here for years boy." I said, "My name's Jack."

"Jack Winchester." He said stripping himself of the glasses. The bright blue eyes of the ocean staring back at me. I smiled "You must know Castiel." I said. He shook his head, a goofy smile on his face.

"He talks about you a lot ya'know." Jack said. "I bet, now would you like to go back, I imagine that's why you're here to help him and the Winchester brother," I said speaking softly.

"Yes, I'm afraid they still need my help down there," Jack said. He was so gentle with the plants he started to walk around Eden. "alright Jack, whenever you're ready and I'll send you back." I said to Jack.

I thought of how I missed Castiel, nothing could be changed now, but it would be wonderful to let him know that I'm okay, at least as far as heaven is concerned.

"I'm ready." He said a flower he must have plucked was his hand. "Jack, can I ask a favor from you?" I asked. He turned his head slightly, something that Castiel did many times before...

"Would you give a message to Castiel?" I asked, he shook his head happily. "Tell Castiel, that I will do whatever I can here in Eden to protect the legacy of him and the Winchesters. Tell him that I can't thank him enough for the home he gave me when nobody else would."

I said sadly. Jack closed his eyes, "He'll be more than happy to hear from you." And with that, I snapped my fingers and send Jack Winchester back home to Castiel and the Winchester brothers.

Maybe I did save the world, but Castiel saved me when I was much younger. He saved me and truly he was the one that saved the world.

Posted on: 04/16/2022

Completed on: 04/11/2022

Baby Angels: @sapphireplums @kazsrm67 @dilfloverr @silverose365 @alexxavicry

Requests: @nicodarling @Onethirstyunicorn @silverose365 @alexxavicry

[brackenfur]

wc fandom was at its best when firestar doesn’t like waffles was our go to spoof video to quote

[frostwing05]

#334 Sun Shadow

"I've grown to love it here. My Clanmates feel like kin now. We quarrel sometimes, but we look out for each other no matter what. And the hunting is good and, when newleaf comes, and the oak woods turn green and the wind from the moor brings the scent of heather blossom, I am glad I came. And I feel I have gained more than I've lost."

Great boye! I love him :)

Forgot to mention in the last post but the best thing that happens every 100 wc designs is the chance to have a 222 or a 444 etc

Also I finished ATLA last night after watching it for 2 days straight for the first time and holy mother of muffins it was SO good. Fave characters? Sokka, Zuko, Katara (I guess?) Uncle Iroh And Azula was p cool. Toph is the textbook example of how to do a great character with disabilities (erin Hunter LeArN) also now I see how many wc spoofs and stuff were with jokes from that series lmao. Suki and Sokka (try saying this really fast a couple of times) was a pretty cute ship tbh, and Sokka's, well, almost everything reminded me of Graystripe but y know, actually a good sidekick and friend and ACTUALLY FUNNI. Im sorry Gray stans, Graystripe stopped being funny since Fire and Ice. I just realized Warriors doesn't have comic relief characters and it's not funny at all wth. And when they do have funnier characters they immediately take their entire joke-like personality and make the characters a joke to their former selves (Graystripe, Jagged Peak, Dovewing). Like if you're a wc character you either get in these categories: 1. Happy cat never sad no personality background character cardboardfur. 2. S A D :(. 3. A-hole with no redeeming qualities. 3. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. And the occasional 4. ANXIOUS CAT. Seriously where are the funni guys, the really generous guys (Firestar and Tallstar were more generous) the paranoid guys (Goosefeather is a close one and Bluestar but blue is a bad character) Like we have these characters but they barely explore these personalities, we had Palebird with post natal depression. She sucks but that was interesting to read. Give us more interesting characters goddammit. Heard that the new protags were interesting. Finally some good f***ng characters (Gordon Ramsay, never cause he never said characters) eh I think thats enough

Feel free to use with credit!

[anachroniisms-archived]

hhi all! so after andy and marius i realized i needed someone soft...er. here’s my poetic and peaceful soul - 

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ emily rudd + cisfemale + she/her— have you seen juliet mancini? they sure have been hanging out at city hall a lot recently. they are a twenty-five year old known as the pacifist, and they currently work for the cobras as a council member, which they’ve been doing for two weeks. a bisexual pisces, they are empathetic + intelligent, as well as idealistic + obsequious. Ink stains, lavender, strolls through the palace of versailles. × rey. twenty one. she/her. pst (antons wc)

The Pacifist; -

tw: drug use, death, protracted disease

TL;DR: A Conflict-Averse Soul and A Smart Cookie and A Hardcore Romantic. Born in New York to a heroin addict. Half-sister of Elias Duval. Adopted by her aunt when after her mother died and thus moved across the world to Romania. Her aunt was married to a surgeon in the Romanian mafia who supplied the organ black market in Europe. Like her mother and her aunt, Juliet has Huntington’s disease. She watched her aunt deteriorate and pass away because of it. 

Knows her own body and mind are just a ticking clock. 

Joined the Romanian mafia as a hacker out of familial pressure. Found a way to escape by convincing the Don to let her go find the supposedly kidnapped Anton Petran. Has been hiding in Valdez ever since. Now works for a Cobras as a council woman by night. By day, she is a graduate teaching assistant working towards her PhD in machine learning and artificial intelligence. 

BACKSTORY

Juliet was born on the first day of Spring and perhaps that’s why she was able to bloom even in such great darkness. Spring is cold in the city of New York and it was not unusual that March 20th saw chill that year. Juliet came with the spring and her mother, Hannah, began to deteriorate with the winter. Hannah harbored a terrible heroin addiction and this led to Juliet and her half-brother Elias having a troubled childhood. Juliet would later come to learn that her mother was also inflicted with a disease (Huntington’s, they called it,) that would pass down to her genetically, but she wouldn’t learn about it she was at least thirteen and she wouldn’t feel it in her blood till she was at least twenty-five.  Hannah’s heroin addiction took her long before the disease did. 

When Hannah passed away, Juliet’s brother Elias went off to live with his biological father. Juliet, went sent to Bacau, Romania to live with her mother’s estranged sister, Joana, her husband, Matthias, and her maternal grandparents. She was only 9 years old. While the family had effectively disowned Hannah, they welcomed Juliet with warm and open arms. They adopted Juliet and she became a Mancini. 

The Mancini’s though, for all their kindness, came with their own brand of secrets. From day one, Juliet became familiar with the idea of blood. Bad blood, blood money, having blood on your hands - these concepts were made quite clear to her by her uncle, Matthias. Matthias Mancini was a renowned surgeon at the Anadolu Medical Center in Kocaeli, Turkey and a prominent member of the Romanian mafia. The man spent most of his days with his hands dipped in blood. The organ black market in Europe was a dark and dangerous thing, but it saw an influx in supply thanks to Matthias’ handiwork. Despite his job in Turkey and their residence in Romania, Juliet never felt as if she had an absentee uncle. Matthias made a concentrated effort to be part of his niece’s life. He made this attempt to make up for his wife’s absense, who spent most of her days bedridden and to herself because of the Huntington’s that afflicted her.  

When Matthias wasn’t around though, Juliet was raised by her maternal grandparents. They were a kind pair, former members of the mafia themselves, but now grown soft in their old age. They found time for things like languages and literature and they brought Juliet into these spheres as well. Shakespeare. Of course Juliet leaned into the bard when she learned of her namesake. Her youth saw an artistic renaissance of sorts and Juliet would spend days holed up in the library or at her aunt’s bedside. When Joana was finally consumed by Huntington’s, it was decided that Juliet would attend preparatory school. This would be a change for Juliet as she was homeschooled for the first first few years of her life.

Juliet had to pinpoint it, she would say her first and best friend was Anton Petran. When Matthias decided that Juliet would attend preparatory school, the young girl had felt her heart sing despite the tragedy that still hung heavy over the family. She ignored the intentions behind this choice - ‘It’s never unwise to invest in the future of the Romanian mafia.’- and instead focused on the silver linings. Finally! She’d have teachers and classes and schedules, - but most of all she would have friends. This didn’t go quite to plan. Juliet’s anachronistic taste tagged her as odd and isolated student. Put plainly, the other kids found her kind of weird. But no matter. In a few weeks time Juliet had met Anton and all the superficiality melted away. He was smart and tenacious and she liked that. One of the few that could keep up with her. She knew she’d found a lifelong camaraderie in this boy.

Her grandparents heard enough about him too. She invited him over for dinner once, so that they and her uncle could meet him. It was a simple enough affair. “I want you to meet my best friend.” 

The event was the beginning of the descent.

Petran. “Any relation to Adrian Petran?”

An innocent enough question in Juliet’s eyes but she could see what it meant to her best friend. In a couple of weeks, Anton was dragged into the belly of the beast (the mafia) and all Juliet could do was jump in after him and hope they didn’t both get digested.  

Juliet joined the Romanian mafia out of deep concern for her friend (possibly, her only friend?). Matthias, who’d been steering his own daughter towards this path, was over the moon. But as she watched her friend climb the ranks, a new purpose came into existence for the young woman - she wanted to staunch the flow of blood. While Juliet had a distaste for the organization, its values, and its methods - being part of the Romanian mafia meant that she could actively do things to keep the body count low. She could, literally save lives. With her own life on a timer because of a disease that sit in her DNA, nothing felt nobler use of time.

Juliet studied linguistics at the Sorbonne university in Paris and, for the first few years, she assisted her uncle in those black market deals. Her personal work-ethic became clear: no pointless acts of violence and no killing. Indeed, she found her own disposition much more suited for cyber-crime. Juliet switched to computer science for her masters - which she would earn at Cambridge.

As it turned out, cyber crime was the right fit for her. She excelled and, as a result, gained a reputation for it in the Romanian mafia. Juliet loved it because it lacked blood. Meanwhile, she watched Anton skyrocket through the ranks. By the time she was entering Cambridge he was second in command of a clandestine sub-group within the mafia.

But this is the part where things get muddled for Juliet. Suddenly, Anton was kidnapped by another large mafia in Europe - or at least that’s what the Don told them. The Romanian mafia looked for Petran after his sudden disappearance, of course, but all traces of Petran were just... gone.

Juliet was not going to give up the search so easily. Any attempts to reach out to Anton were meeting dead ends. What if he was still out there alive? What if he was hurt?  She approached the sub-group that Anton had held leadership in and sought out membership, hoping that doing so would help in her search for her friend. It did, but it came with a price.

Anton was running with a dangerous crowd you see, and now so was she. Juliet was on the frontlines of the bloodbath once more. She despised it. In an attempt to keep the blood off her hands, Juliet suggested that her next assignment be to find Anton Petran. She lied and said she had a few clues, said she’d managed to catch his trail. The Don agreed. Juliet left. 

For days she searched. And then finally, on a cold Saturday, while on her computer in a small cafe, she found a trace of him in Colorado (of all places.) Juliet ventured out to Valdez and sure enough, there was Anton Petran, not kidnapped, not hurt, but rather…. hiding. When she found him in Valdez -- Juliet decided to stay. Maybe, she thought, she could hide here too - far away from the bloodshed of her old life. 

Now, Juliet is part of the Cobras. She’s only been here a couple of weeks. She is still a pacifist at heart.  She continues to spoof her trail so that the mafia thinks she is still searching the world for their former second-in-command. Occasionally, she even sends them false updates. Juliet is determined to keep Anton and herself safe in this town. She has been here for under a year and, when she’s not with the Cobras, she is working towards her PhD. in artificial intelligence and machine learning. She is a graduate teacher’s assistant at Valdez University.

PERSONALITY / OTHER

personification of an Anne Sexton poem

stops to smell the roses

speaks six languages including: english, romanian, french, italian, spanish, esperanto

always tinkering, always inventing

loves a good conlang challenge

pastel ravenclaw aesthetic

advocate for peace, always

Wears longsleeves or covers the romanian mafia tattoo on her right forearm.

proud cat mom to one cat named Sylvia after the poet and author Sylvia Plath.

While she was working the cyber-crime sector of the Romanian mafia, she used the alias “Miss Honey.” Sometimes she still does. 

Has Huntington’s Disease. Her body and her mind are a ticking clock.

Methodology: no killing. no unnecessary violence. 

A smart cookie. Undergraduate degree in linguistics from Sorbonne University in Paris. Master’s degree in computer science from Cambridge. Now, Juliet is a graduate teacher’s sssistant at Valdez University. There she is working towards her PhD in artificial intelligence and machine learning.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

[ will expand on these soon ]

Confide ! - Her doctor and confidant! Huntington’s scares Juliet. She saw what it did to her mother. This person is more than just Juliet’s doctor, they’re her shoulder to lean on.

Geek ! - come geek out with Juliet !! Maybe they’re fellow PhD candidates, maybe they both go to Valdez University, maybe she’s their TA.

Adventure ! These are people Juliet has gone on tinder dates with. Because of her condition, Juliet doesn’t think long term romance is something she’s destined for. However, she loves the idea of romance and love and wears rose-tinted glasses about the whole experience. She’s on Tinder and falls in love with everyone she matches with.

Cry ! - The one that Juliet fell a little too hard for. The one she ghosted without an explanation.

Remember ! - If you have have a character that ever dealt with cybercrime - there’s a chance you ran into Juliet’s alias “Miss Honey.” Juliet is currently hiding from the Romanian mafia for whom she was a hacker. She’s trying to bury and hide her past, but old habits die hard.

Hiss ! - This council woman loves her fellow snakes !

Read ! - Juliet runs a book club. Join it! 

[sakiaii]

if not one spoof movie had a scene of someone on WC reading a book titled “how to sh*t” then i don’t know what they are doing

[dogrocks]

i don't know if anyone remembers this wc youtuber called ussdaedalus, they made some iconic "spoof" videos and no joke they were actually what inspired me to start drawing cats