#we are all racoons

[sad-endings-suck]

“Zuko would have jumped in front of Azula’s lighting bolt for anyone!”

Yes! And? Katara would’ve given the “I’ll make sure your destiny ends right then and there, permanently.” speech, to anyone who threatened the life of a loved one. Whether it be Aang, Sokka, Toph, Hakota, etc. Hell, she’d defend an innocent stranger that way, and she has. Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen Zuko take a lightning bolt for someone else besides Katara— oh wait, we haven’t (he still would though ofc).

Regardless, it’s the same point, inverted.

“Zuko would die for any of his friends” and “Katara would kill for any of her friends” are foil characterization traits; not opposing arguments.

[guujikaroko]

If the inventory is a log of things that are in the Trailblazer's possession, then that means Stelle is the one holding the Express' half of the jade abacus Jing Yuan gave them, which in turns means that Stelle is the one who can contact them.

And that's funny as hell, because it's Stelle. She probably goes around threatening to call the Luofu for anything. The IPC pressuring Belobog? She reaches for her pocket and pulls out the jade abacus. Duke Inferno wreaking havoc in the Herta Space Station? Pulls out the jade abacus and says Jing Yuan is going to kick his ass just like he did to the Heliobi. The Family and the IPC are acting weird in Penacony? Well, they won't try shit if the Lightning Lord blows the whole hotel away!

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

IK sometimes Bruce and Zatanna are friends, or just friendly tbh, but I want them to be like FRIEND FRIENDS. Like they were both semi-famous Emo Teenz™ growing up in the public eye! Come on now!

I imagine they're a little like sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Houdini, as in two silly little guys who could be hyper competent on their own but together are a walking, talking, unlikely friends comedy show.

Just thinking about emo Battinson and his goth Bff Zatanna who go on a spooky zaney adventures as teens whenever the Zataras are in Gotham. (This doesn't just apply to Battinson tho, observe)

Thinking about 16yrold Bruce needing to understand magic on a mathematical, scientific, and logical level and Zee being like " uhh, sorry bud we just say shit backwards it's like uh..it's like magic"

Thinking about them in their 20s, after Bruce's round the world in 80 days training montage, meeting John Constantine and being both DISGUISTED and kinda having a crush on him. ( It's the accent, they both think the accent is kind of hot, they will take it to their graves)

Also thinking about Zatanna showing up to Wayne manner to meet Dick for the first time looking at Bruce like " OH NO BRO! Baby??" And then immediately bonding with him because they're both performers and showmen at heart. (Aunt Zee is fun and cooky and will do magic anytime a nephew or niece asks, she will also let them wear the hat)

Not thinking about Zatanna coming to Wayne manor after her father's disappearance and death. (Or the way Bruce would feel gutted for one of his oldest friends having to experience his own trauma)

Not thinking about Bruce in the desperate throws of depression and grief after Jason's death or how Zatanna would come hold vigil beside him. Performing whatever magic rites she can to let Jason's spirit rest easy. (Bruce does not ask her to find a way to contact Jason, Bruce does not ask her to bring him back, he wants to tho so badly)

Anyway I just think it would be neat.

[effei-s]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture:

they're the same picture.

[midorikawawas]

There's something about Blackmadhi fics or fanart that I find so endearing, and it's seeing the term Panda slowly morph from an insult into a pet name. Kind of like a gauge to know how deep Nahyuta has fallen.

[gar-trek]

I honestly know nothing about the Alamo 

[bog--unicorn]

made a new friend today

[cosmic-kaden]

Oh WHOOPS wow! What happened!? Weeiiird my hand skipped!!!! SooooOOOOOooooo weird ddd how did this end up on my PS4!? Hoooow~? /Sarcasm

😏

Listen...

HE'S CUTE OKAY!?

I kinda did a silly back and forth with everyone sans Lillia in the tags lmao

[soldier-poet-king]

Saw a possum in the wild* for the first time ever in my life today so like, whatever happens, at least there's that

*outside of travelling in the US, I mean in the wild where I live

[sweetreichel]

Happy birthday, @moeblob! I hope this cheers you up a little 💕

[souryellows]

one time at like 6am while i was making coffee a raccoon fell through my kitchen ceiling and when i turned around to see wtf that crash was my first thought was “how did that ugly dog get in my kitchen”

[albino-whumpee]

Doomsday is upon us as space ships begin to fall and station right over the biggest cities on Earth. The aliens go down and in their suits, they tell all humans:

“This is plague control. We received a call about the human infestation on this planet. We apologize the first round didn´t work and will give you the full pesticide service for free”

[boggedybloggedy]

Me: I am planting this tree 🤗 for the benefit of local wildlife 💚

The local wildlife: *immediately digs it up*

[crvstybowlofcereal]

Tell me about your tattoos if you have them and or what tattoos you want

i have two tattoos, and i plan to get more!

i got the first one two days after my 18th birthday, i had been planning it forever. it's a memorial piece for my first dog Rocky. I got it on the outside of my thigh, very high up so most of it is covered when i wear shorts.

i covered up the bit with his face because i dont like to share it very much, im terrified of the idea of someone finding a picture of it and getting the exact same tattoo because that's my dog and he meant the world to me. i know its a bit of an irrational fear, and i dont worry about it with my other designs, but i try not to share it online fully, but heres a different picture of him!

the flowers underneath are red roses, lilies, and forget me nots, for their specific meanings

the next tattoo i got just a couple months ago for a 7 year friend-iversary

its based on several layers of inside jokes

my long-term tattoo goal is to fill out my leg like a sleeve made of individual tattoos. i also intend to design all of my own tattoos.

some other ones i have in mind for my next ones are - a ghost (i always draw sheet ghosts the same way) - the mystery machine from scooby doo - the irken invader symbol from invader zim - a swarm of bats (probably on my inner thigh) - moon phases - lavender (and amethyst?)

more context for things in the tags

[ashleyeveerson]

Who the fuck came up with the idea of Nandor falling for Freddie and why is it the best thing that’s ever happened on the show???

[allbeendonebefore]

finished chapter one and reading the bit about ralph klein gives me the heebie jeebies because its The Same Now but Worse because everyone is trying to be the watered down version of him and doing literally the exact same crap he did and i am living through it Again and it’s a lot :/