Throwback to the 2017 and 2019 Laver Cup and fedal married couple shenanigans for free therapy after this year's edition:
Married-putting my hands around your neck to demonstrate a point that can easily be done 5 feet apart-behaviour
Married-combined 42 grand slams judgmental roasting stare to our stupid children who can't seem to win a point without dropping a set-behaviour
Married-definitely don't need to be walking this close except to distract the fans with some intense eye fcking contest when they're supposed to be paying attention to team world's introduction-behaviour
Married- i def need to show you that cat video right here right now in front of 50k people on Iive tv instead of watching our teammates shed blood and tears on the court-behaviour
Married-older partner with the bad back using younger partner as a standing support stick- behaviour
Married- 'sometimes i really question my taste for men who pop champagne on people's faces for fun'-behaviour
Married-def not making this trophy celebration a recreation of our wedding drinking night-behaviour
And last but not least, the most important married behaviour of all:
The look (-I actually really really like you and really happy that you're in my life, I hope we get to cherish all these memories together, thank you for letting me stand by your side for the first time, thank you for being here, thank you for making me laugh,
I hope you never leave.)
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In honor, remembrance, & gratitude for all the men & women who served/serve our country, the victims, & those who stepped up on this day…here’s to America on 9/11
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DP x DC Prompt #58
Jason has been writing fanfiction ever since he got access to a computer. They weren't always the most popular, especially since he was writing fics about classics, but that's not why he wrote them. He wrote them for himself.
However, since he always had Robin stuff going on, his author notes had become something of a meme at this point. No one really believed him anymore when he apologized for late updates due to breaking his arm in three places or anything like that.
Then, he died. He had been two chapters away from ending his story, damnit.
But it's fine, he's back now. He apologizes for late update since he, ya know, died and finishes that story. Then, he finds out there's another author out there with notes ... very similar to his own. And a lot of humor about his own death.
Maybe PhantomNotBill087 and him had a lot more in common than being fic writers.
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ppl will really say shit like "astarion can't be attracted to women just look at the way he behaves" with their whole chest like they're not blatantly stereotyping gay men and erasing vast swathes of bisexual and pansexual men when they do that.
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Star Wars AU where the council time travels back to when Obi-Wan was still an itty-bitty baby initiate. Including, you know. Council Member Obi-Wan Kenobi. So they’re all in their younger bodies and talking with the current non-time traveling members of the council, and they’re like “hold on, we got one more coming in”
And in walks in like. Nine year old Initiate Obi-Wan, all chubby-cheeked with fluffy bright red hair, and giant blue eyes.
Just. Their faces, okay?
Now keep in mind I want the council to always be Up To Shenanigans. I’m talking like 2015 Avengers tower found family era fics okay, they’re one big family and Obi-Wan is now super officially The Baby and literally nothing he does will ever stop that again. And despite everything, every single council member is, at heart, incredibly petty in that special Jedi family way and are so ready to not be dealing with a war Right This Very Minute.
What I keep picturing is Baby-Wan wiggling his way into a chair, situating himself Very Regally, then clasping his hands in classic Negotiator style, then speaking up with the Most Serious Of Tiny Baby Voices as the main spokesperson on the Council Of Petty Time Travelers
I just want to see people not in the know
I want Jedi of all ages witnessing Jedi masters, councilmen and women, long lived and wisest of the Jedi, coming to the crèche to visit tiny lil Baby-Wan about his opinions on current events and how they should handle this treaty and also when are you free I want to test my soresu
I just think it’d be funny
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