#we’re gonna make it. we’re allllll gonna make it

[batmanego]

okayyyyyyy to do today:

- finish charjude commission

- shower

- not have a panic attack about the dogggggg

[rinhaler]

Hey hey luxie!! Here are the rin hcs I wanted to share with u this is the same anon from the other day!

Sfw:

* friends to lovers trope is the only viable option considering his overall…disposition, there’s no other way he’d give you time of day

* Calls you otaku in a hateful way because he loves the way ur face scrunches up

* Has all of your orders at any type of eating establishment stored in his brain so he can surprise you whenever ur feeling down

* POSSESSIVE POSSESSIVE POSSESSIVE

* “What the hell are you doing hanging out with that loser?” “No, I’m coming over and we’re having a movie night.”

* Believe it or not, he blushes easily

* “Rinrin, do I look pretty?” *blush mode activated* “w-what? Yeah! Yeah, really pretty” he precedes to die of embarrassment

* Likes to scare you lmfao especially if you guys are watching a scary movie he’ll say he has to go to the bathroom and when he comes back he sneaks up behind the couch, grabs your shoulders and makes some weird ass noise and starts cackling once you scream and popcorn goes flying everywhere

* Absolute hater

* Will make fun of the music you listen to but then has a whole playlist of ur fav songs

* Simps for you so hard

* This man literally has a key to ur house and brings u coffee almost every morning

* Always wants you at his games and practices and looks for you in the stands

* He’s a little snuggle bunny it’s canon bc I said so

* Great listener but not really good at advice but will never hesitates to be your shoulder to cry on

* Often invites you to do yoga with him

* Loves to brush your hair and have spa days with you

* But know this he’s always gonna win the idgaf war

* Sidenote I feel like he knows how to skateboard and is good at it??? Must be the emo in him

Nsfw:

* Titty boiiiiiiiii

* That’s how the friendship evolved into a romantic relationship

* From starring at ur tits

* He doesn’t even realize he’s doing it or when it started happening

* “You wanna touch ‘em, rin? You’ve been starring at them a lot lately.” “Pshh whatever no I haven’t, you’re delusional!”

* Denial is a river in Egypt and he’s drowning it in, he can’t possibly want you in that way….unless?

* “Are you sure baby?” Consent king, has to make 100% sure you’re ok with it

* And after that first tit grab he’s done for

* Absolute slut for kissing and making out like literally he could cum from having his tongue in your mouth (he did the first time it happened oopsies don’t make fun of the poor baby)

* SLOBBER MONSTER OH MY GOD

* spits in ur mouth, spits on ur pussy, fucking drools allllll over you

* Loves to lick you and be licked

* Super sensitive nipples he’s kinda embarrassed by it but god does it get him bricked up

* Fav positions are missionary (mating press to be specific) and lotus. He wants to be close to you and hold you but still able to watch ur boobies bounce

* really into eye contact he knows how intense his gaze is and loves seeing you get all flustered from it and try to look away

* Grabs you by the cheeks, squishing them together a little and lightly shakes your head back and forth “nuh-uh, look at me me little girl watch me fuck this sloppy cunt”

* He’s got a dirty fuckin mouth (yum)

* “Harder rin, please baby harder!” “Yeah, you like getting your little pussy pounded? god, you’re a fucking nympho, aren’t you?”

* Once again, POSSESSIVE!!!

* “Who does this pussy belong to? It’s my fuckin pussy, only I make you feel this good, nobody else can ever make you feel like this. That’s right, call out for me baby, say my name, tell me who you love”

* Breeding kink due to said possessiveness, he came in you the first time you guys had sex, you are his and there’s no way around it

* Can and will and wants to get you pregnant he doesn’t give a fuck

* Pleasure dom he won’t stop until you’re crying or screaming or giggling from how deliriously cockdrunk you are

* Strength kink this mf just stands up and fucks u mid air, loves showing off

* Moans, groans, whines, grunts, growls, he makes every sound you could possibly think of despite him being a stone cold statue majority of the time, this is not the case during sexy time

* Oh and let me put an emphasis on the whiny part while he’s getting head

* So needy it’s kinda pathetic really but he’s soooo cute

* “Oh shit yes baby, pull it out, please baby please put my dick in that pretty mouth”

* Secretly loves being teased and edged

* Face fucker, both receiving and giving

* He lets you mount his face like a bicycle and absolutely goes to TOWN on ur pussy

* Shakes when he cums like I said he cums inside you and he actually gets pretty emotional that you just let him and trust him that much to do something so intimate with you

* Stamina is fucking insane he can go all night if you want

* But when all is said and done aftercare is really sweet and sensual, he’ll wanna cuddle for a few minutes, just hold you and caress your back and tell you how much he loves you lots of kissing too

* Once he finally gets up he’ll run a bath for the two of you and both of you wash each other off before going to bed

* But he gets out before you so he can put some fresh sheets on the bed

* Rin itoshi is a lover and a sweetheart with is s/o no one can convince otherwise

Anywayyyy ima stop myself there I could literally go on all day abt him it’s bad I’m sick in the head

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possessive rin is so dear to my heart I deff agree with that. like, stupidly possessive. doesn't like it when other guys look at you or breathe your air you're his and no one else's.

I love the idea of him knowing what we like to eat 🥹 I'm such a picky eater. However I also feel like he'd definitely try and get you out of your comfort zone to try new things!! But I think he'd be proud of u for trying even if u don't like what he's picking :P

HIMMMMMMM BEING A SKATEBOARDER EMO BOY IS MAKING ME CRAZY PLS

Omg u think Rin is a tits guy?? Any particular reason why or? Idk I never really thought about what he'd prefer but I kinda agree now that you've said it... (hate it for me I hate my boobs LMFAO).

HIM SHAKING WHEN HE CUMS I'M FUCKING BARKING I'M BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK I CAN'T COPE HELP I NEED HIM IMMEDIATELY

omg these are all so good I could go on so long about them all but I'd end up writing a 50k essay LMAO thank you for sending them though I'm so?? obsessed?? I wanted to post this it's been in my drafts for DAYS I've never had such an in depth ask before so I wasn't sure how to go about answering but u absolutely ate with these.. thank u for sending omgggggg I'm absolutely DROOLING

[your-local-grinning-cat]

The Ultimate Compilation Callout

Hey Guys! AR OOC once again to say I am 100% done.

I'm done with this. I thought it was finally dying down and the drama was finally getting to be over with but then she came back and is now trying to say that we are the ones in the wrong. And she is STILL trying to blame Leona's mod when, as both @/castaway-achlys and I have stated numerous times at this point, they were asleep during the entire event. They did not ask for us to defend them. We were both just tired of hearing our friend be exhausted and stressed out by her.

And the fact that so many people have come out to give their own experiences of her being rude and cruel to them just proves this is not a singular event.

I'm putting all this under a cut because it's gonna get long guys. In fact, I’m probably going to end up needing to create a couple reblog chains to get it all out.

But I'm done playing nice. I have all the receipts. Like I went allllll the way back to when the discord was first created. I caught her in her first lie.

Which, coincidentally, her very first lie in the Discord server happened on the very first day it was formed. What a way to start.

I call her the Malleus mod as an identifier in these screenshots, because unlike her, I am not petty enough to reveal peoples’ personal information on the internet just because I don’t like them.

HOWEVER. I will remind everyone that she is not JUST the owner of the Malleus account. Even if you don’t want to look under the read more because there are a LOT of receipts, know that these are all her known blogs.

I do not condone harassment. Harassment is basically what started all this. Just block and go.

Malleus Draconia @/therealmalleusdraconia

Falena Kingscholar @/the-falena-kingscholar

Aijuka (A Leona gf OC) @/the-one-aijuka

Jack Howl @/frosh-jack-howl

Fellow Honest @/fellow-honest

Meleanor Draconia @/meleanor-draconia

Baul Zigvolt @/baul-zigvolt

Sebek’s Mother @/thethickestone

Marja Felmier @/marja-felmier

And her latest: Eric Venue @/ericvenue

(Bonus non-rp blog @/thetwistedminds)

Before we get too far into it I will say there is a slight color code! But only a tiny one!

Gross light green color - look at that lie! 👀

Gross darker green color - a lie is revealed! 🤭

Orange - note the date/time! 🗓️⏰

Let me show you what I mean in the lie I’ve already mentioned - her very first one. :)

There we have the orange, telling you to note the date. That’s because I was wanting to make sure it was known that the pet posts were made on the same date that the discord was created.

And then we have the gross light green around Malleus mod claiming that this bunny is her bunny and that it was her bunny’s birthday recently.

Now here is the follow up with the gross darker green of a lie revealed. 😌

And there we have it! The color coding system and her very first lie told the very first day the Discord channel was active and easily disproven with an image search.

Now let’s get into the FUN STUFF! /sarc

We’re going to be doing some rehashing here but I’m also going to probably be including some new things so stay with me folks! This’ll be a ride! Buckle up!

So, originally I was thinking I'd start with the current drama. But considering that a lot of that has already been covered and what hasn't been covered needs more context, I'm just going to keep going in chronological order, I guess.

I've been up for over 24 hours compiling receipts, editing them to protect IDs, and then getting them all sorted so let's finally do this so I can pass out!

First up is something that actually has been covered a bit but I'm going to expand on it slightly - her blatant lie to @/elysia-nsimp (I'm not tagging anyone because I'm not forcing anyone to get notifications on this lmao).

Here's what everyone has already seen. But to expand on the event, we didn't call her out on her bad behavior, even though we probably should have as she had just lied straight to another mod's face about her blog ownership. I simply DM'd the mod in question privately to make sure they were okay and then tried to keep the peace in the main chat.

Because, believe it or not with this major callout post, I don't generally like confrontation. But I stepped in there for Elysia and I stepped up during this for Leona's mod.

Now, later that night, she posts this as if nothing had happened and she hadn't just been told that she needed to work on her roleplaying skills:

Uh huh. Sure. That's your last account. Because you have shown so much self-control when it comes to filling character voids within the twst rp community already. I'll be generous and give you a month before you break.

Now these next ones need a tiny bit of background information and a note: the Malleus mod is German and, as far as we know, lives in Germany. These next pictures are little indicators that she has not experienced the United States at all. These indicators may not seem important now, but they will be in just a little time. So keep them in mind for after the pause.

You cannot tell me anyone who has spent any length of time in the United States has not at least heard of Walmart.

Quick pitstop to say wow! You didn't even make it a month! Congratulations!

Also, note the question from the admin and the pretty obvious passive aggressiveness from me. We were sending plenty of hints that they needed to stop - sometimes coming outright and saying it, sometimes simply implying. Either way, we were all ignored.

She says she's not a mind reader. Well, apparently she's just not a reader period.

Now... a bit of an oddball here. And I want to say I do not necessarily think this is a lie. I am including it for a lie that is coming. The one that I included all those America comments for.

I'm sure you will note that I said that I don't "necessarily think" it's a lie - indicating that I do think it could be a possibility. That would be correct.

She has been lying since day one and, after this doozy of a story I'm about to share with you, I honestly don't know what to believe when it comes to her.

So.. to sum this up...

We went from a cringe ask from an OC account that she didn't want to answer -> the asker wasn't supposed to be on tumblr because they were underage (???) and was trying to date her irl and somehow had all of her information (oh but don't worry guys she deleted the ask!) -> he found her social media accounts and sent her NSFW pictures and started spam liking, demanding pictures of her kids, sent pictures of her at-the-time boyfriend, sent pictures of his family and his kids -> so she blocked him on everything and then started spam creating the rp accounts to see if he did it with other people or if it was just her (...mmmhmmm...) but nope he was only interested in Malleus -> she then apparently moved to America for a bit to crash with her boyfriend because this underage person went to Germany to find he.

Oh, by the way, why was this guy obsessed with her? Oh, he was obsessed with German women. He decided that all German women were pretty. And she's German-Russian! And Russians have intense standards for women you know! After this guy found out she was German AND Russian, I mean... it was only a matter of time before he upped his game to try to find her!

Guys, she's not saying she's too beautiful for her own good - the underage stalker speaks for itself!

Now, since this stalker found her through her Malleus account and was obviously very determined, you would think the first course of action would be to, ya know, delete the Malleus blog. Right?

No, no, no! Then she would have to start all over and, of course, if she switched accounts she would be forced to make a post on her current blog saying what her new blog is and he would just find her there. That's why she's trying to make her other accounts more active than her Malleus account (her Malleus account was still, by far, before all this happened, the most popular of all her rp blogs)!

Can I also mention that in that post announcing her pregnancy ON HER MALLEUS ACCOUNT WHERE SHE SUPPOSEDLY HAS A STALKER, she had tagged ALL OF HER BLOGS AT THE TIME?

But yes, Malleus mod. I definitely believe your story. :)

Please. Please tell me you all can understand why I just cannot find it in me to trust a single word coming out of this woman's mouth.

Especially now that during this whole drama, she has been lying through her teeth and trying to pin the entire blame on Leona's mod.

Now this part is nearly over (thank whatever gods anyone believes in) but let's just post the last few of the "before drama happened" pictures, shall we?

...I'm realizing I didn't underline the part where I called her out for having that many blogs in the gross dark green of a lie caught... oops. This is what happens when you have far too little sleep.

But either way, here is another time when she was called out on a lie of hers. And her little comment at the end means she read it and she acknowledged us.

She just didn't care because it didn't suit her.

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ALRIGHT!

THAT'S THE END OF PART ONE!

Yeah. This is going to come out in PARTS. I can't cover it all in one post because there is a picture limit.

So, I'm going to end up making a reblog chain...

Eventually.

Real talk? I need to sleep. Desperately. It's nearly two in the afternoon where I am and I have not slept yet.

Do not underestimate the power of spite and my loyalty to my friends. Both are very strong motivators.

But my body's needs are finally winning.

When I wake up, I'll have the Ultimate Drama Arc to post and expand upon and then the Return of the Drama Arc.

Yay. (said in the most unenthused voice ever lmao)

Anyway. Enjoy all this. I'm gonna go die. /j

[stevenssticks]

hello it’s me back with my dream about James !!!

(we’re talking like current dilf James)

it’s me and James just like at someone’s house? He’s getting flirty. He’s calling me pretty lil thing, being all spoil-y if that makes sense? Just laying it on THICK being sweet as can be.

Then next thing you know James is driving me in his truck hand on my leg being a BABE kissing my hand and being darling THEN we get to his house and I forgot my purse in the truck and ran back to get it and I come back and he says oh you got your lil purse honey? And gives me smooches for DAYS all over my face ya know??

Then we went inside and then I WOKE UP 😭

This is SO cute omg!!!!!!!!!

older james would def treat his girl so so well. like he would spot you and immediately start treating you so fucking well. anyway im continuing ur dream rn.

after the two of you head into the house, he's hoisting you up into his arms like you weigh nothing. pressing the sweetest kisses on your lips. when he gets you onto the bed and most importantly out of your clothes he's allllll over you. loves to cage you in nd make you feel small.

he'd push your legs up to your chest and will eat your pussy like he hasn't had a meal in DAYSS. he'd stick his tongue out abd let his spit drip down onto you, smearing it around and using it as lubricant to rub your clit (as if you need any, youre already soaked).

talks into your pussy while he's eating it too, "pussy tastes so good, my god, baby.." and "never gonna let you out of this bed, could spend days doin this." WHEEWWWWW!!!!!!! he'd take himself out of his pants and jerk himself off as he fucks you faster with his tongue. when you cum, you'd grip his hair and yank, pushing your hips into his mouth, and he'd be so far gone that he cums all over his fist too<3333

[p-perkeys]

I wanna see Laura’s on panel reaction to Akihiro’s murder so bad. I’m gonna be so mad if they don’t show it. Her making the comment that everyone made it out, I thought was gonna be a lead up to her somehow realizing or someone breaking the news. She needs to go berserk over it. Laura would lose her shit if she knew, if they actually read up on her and Akihiro’s history and past interactions. She was SOO territorial of him in Wolverines. Checked on him constantly. Hovered nearby. He was the same way. There are other references to that kind of protective relationship I just don’t have the capacity to gather allllll the scans at the moment. He’s already dead, and we only got a heartfelt reaction from Aurora. If we’re going full angst, then go all the way. Show me angst. I want Laura to react to it. Commit to the bit.

And I don’t wanna see it in a way that just makes her like Logan where Akihiro’s death is prolonged and adds to her story. I wanna see it in a way that honors Akihiro’s character and sets his resurrection up for something meaningful. I’m tired of Marvel hiring writers to handle characters they only ruin.

I’ve been rereading Akihiro’s story the last several days and it just makes me so mad. Such a beautiful, complex, interesting character…. And he’s still stuck in shitty support cast limbo.

Stop.

Give him to someone who understands him. 🙄

[danceswithsporks]

Warm- Part 5

Part 1 of 6 in the Complete Series!

Parts 1 2 3 4

Tech x Reader

Warnings: Assault, implied attempted r*pe, this one’s gonna hit a bit hard. I’m sorry in advance and if you’d like to know what happens without reading this part let me know and I’ll cliff notes ya. 🖤

Authors notes: Ok so besides the warnings, you’re gonna be seeing a lot of retconning going on. I just…don’t like allllll of our fav clones being dead or MIA. Also, there are some decisions I had to make that we don’t have canon information on. If that gets changed anytime soon I’ll update this part with the new information.

Luke warm, the temperature of the cup of tea that sat unattended on the counter. The owner was now on his way to the next stop of his journey to freedom. With a happy sigh, you pick the cup up and dump it into the sink behind you. You’d lost count of how many clones you’d helped at this point. It made you happy to know they were all off to hopefully better lives away from the empire. Off to families of their own. Actual homes with normal jobs where their lives weren’t put on the lines all the time.

Zeffos wasn’t the first stop on their journey, more like the third. Here they would get new identities and chain codes. They’d be set up with some money and clothing and moved through the underground tunnels of Ord Mantell. You helped them however you could as they waited for the next leg of their journey. From changing their hair, teaching them about colored contacts, and giving them a place to stay.

Phee had bought the entire building for a fair price and in turn, you’d completely renovated the three floors above the shop. Different apartments with emergency exits were available to any on the Path in need. While your shop mainly focused on helping clones on the run, you’d had a family with a young force user stay with you just a week ago. You’d never believed the whole ‘Jedi were the real traitors’ thing that had been blasted across the Galaxy. You’d seen firsthand how much they cared about the public and the clones. It just never made sense to you.

When Phee approached you about helping those in need escape the Empire, you didn’t hesitate. Now you were two months deep into being a part of…well the resistance. It was going on six months since Tech's death and while you still had moments where your heart ached for him to walk through the doorway, you were surviving. Dreams of him still filled your sleep every night, but instead of waking up in tears, you woke up with a soft smile. In a way, it was like he was rewarding you from the afterlife. Letting you know that he was proud of the hard work you were doing to help his brothers. At least that’s what you told yourself.

“Wolffe just contacted me. Slips on his way to the next leg.” Echo moved across the space behind the bar and next to you. “Ya did well today. Know that one wasn’t easy.” He watched as your fingers stilled against the teacup. “Wanna talk about it?”

“You guys helped him survive an assassination attempt. He talked a lot about helping Tech figure out the access codes to prove Kamino was an inside job.” You shrugged carefully as you placed the cup into the dryer. “Wasn't hard to hear about Tech before Pabu. It was when he asked where Tech was.” A lump formed in your throat for a moment before you cleared it away. “Don’t worry. I filled him in.”

“You shouldn’t have had to. You could have asked one of us to do it.” He was impressed with how you’d been handling yourself in all of this. But every once in a while, he’d see your lip tremble for a moment.

A sigh left your lips as you pulled on your leather jacket over Tech's shirt. “I’m a big girl. I can handle telling people he’s dead. Thanks though.” You didn’t mean for it to come out so sharp, but you also kind of did. “Looks like we’re out of some stuff I need for tonight’s dinner. I’m heading to the market.”

Echo only nodded as he watched you pull your satchel over your shoulder. “ I’ll have WA-7 keep an eye on the place. Gotta work on some more chain codes.” Using the program he and Tech had developed. Echo missed his brother more than most. At times he felt like Fives had sent Tech his way as if knowing he needed that second half. Fives…Tech…felt like he always lost brothers that became too close to him.

“Sounds good. Have her clean around the bar, think someone spilled some milk. Don’t need more pests.” You heard Echo agree as you walked out the door and into the dim alley outside your shop. Even with the new streetlights you’d had installed, the alley was still too dark for your comfort. You checked your boot for the Vibroblade that Crosshair had given you and once satisfied that it was there, you made your way to the grocery stalls.

As it stood you had three extra clones staying in the building. They had been higher-level clone captains and commanders. As such they were heavily wanted by the Empire which meant it took longer for the heat to die down. Someone named Quinlan Vos was supposed to be securing a safe route out for them, but that seemed to be taking more time than you’d expected. Which meant you had three more mouths to feed on top of Echo, Howzer, Phee, and Kix, plus yourself.

A commotion near one of the gambling bars drew your attention and you casually made your way over. The crowd was massive and hard to see over, so instead you tapped the shoulder of the person in front of you. “What’s going on?”

The species turned to you and you realized that you didn’t recognize it, which meant you didn’t speak the language. They uttered unrecognizable words to you in a deep guttural tone as their tentacles waved around excitedly.

“I’m sorry I don’t understand.” You fumbled in your satchel for your datapad, hoping they at least wrote in Aurebesh.

The tentacle went up quickly to their throat and tapped at the translator device. After a moment of fizzing static, a computerized voice answered you. “Racer of Riot Pods Champion, Automan, has been spotted! Most believe death for his absence.” The translation wasn’t exactly perfect as their kind did not have words for the true name of the racer, nor did they possess the ability to make the necessary sounds required to say his name. But it would hopefully be enough to get the point across. Three yellow eyes watched the female before she made a face, uninterested. Confused? Who knew with humans?

“Oh, I don’t know anything about Riot Racing, or Pod racing for that matter. But thank you for the information.” You nodded carefully to the species before you and watched as they returned the gesture with an odd smile. Maker, you really hoped you didn’t just agree to marry them or something. When they turned from you and back to the crowd you took that as a sign that you were in fact safe from an accidental engagement.

-*-

“Excuse me? Can I get a cup of tea? Anything you’d recommend?” John sat at the bar of the comfortably lit tea shop Gonzo had found. He wasn’t sure exactly what kind of tea he was looking for, but hopefully something would jog his memory. The last two months had been spent in preparation for this trip. Research on Ord Mantell City and its many shops. Research on how to safely leave Eriadu and not draw attention to the village.

“This is a one-way trip, John. We can’t go with ya. Can’t risk too many ships goin in and out. We’ve stayed out of the Empire way this long.” Gonzo had handed him a satchel with supplies to survive on his own for a while. A decent amount of credits had even been placed in the bag. “Entire village chipped in. Ya find your family, John.”

John watched as the droid in front of him shook her head awkwardly. “I am not programmed to recommend beverages. Please make a request from our menu.” With a clatter, a menu was placed in front of him before the droid moved away to help another patron.

Tanned fingers moved across the datapad as something pulled at his mind. These were…familiar. The design was something he’d seen before. John groaned softly as his head began to ache. Flashes of distant memories clawed their way to the front of his mind. A woman smiling at him as she worked on the menu. A cup of tea next to her leg as she sat on…something. He couldn’t make it out. John closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose as he tried to focus.

“Be better if ya came back when the lady of the shop is here.” A stranger at the end of the bar spoke carefully to the newcomer. Seemed the man was suffering from some kind of head problem. “She’s a smart one. Always knows exactly what ya need.”

“Not too bad on the eyes either.” Another voice echoed from across the room.

“Not too bad?” The man at the bar scoffed loudly before looking back at the newcomer. “She’s positively a goddess. Ya wait around long enough and you’ll see.”

“Do you know when she’ll be back?” John wasn’t sure who this woman was, but if she was good at recommending tea then hopefully she could help him.

“Stepped out to get some supplies for the shop. Said she’ll be back in a bit. She’s never gone for more than an hour.” A regular from a table in the corner spoke to the mysterious new man.

John made a face for a moment before standing. “Think I’ll come back later then.”

“Suit ya self.”

-*-

Your trip to the stalls had been eventful as always. There always seemed to be something new popping up and you’d managed to grab some lovely fish that came from Naboo. Or so they said. During your time here you’d quickly learned to take what some people said with a grain of salt. The only thing you knew for sure was that the Mantell mix that Wrecker and Omega were oh so very fond of, was indeed delicious.

It was at said stall that you heard something that almost made you drop your bag of groceries.

“Did you hear? That Riot Racing champ was seen here in the city!”

“That cute one? What was his name again? It was so plain.”

“Started with a T. Tom? Tim? Tech?”

You stared at the Mantell Mix stall owner as the voices became harder to hear. Couldn’t be him. They had to be confused. A lot of names sounded like Tech…right?

“Here ya go, firecracker. Ya sure ya don’t need help?” The stall master watched as you came out of whatever daze you were in. When you shook your head, he nodded before passing you an extra container of mix. “Send that to my favorite customers. Miss seeing them around.”

“Will do, Thanks.” You grabbed your supplies and began to head back toward the shop. Usually, you rushed, your feet naturally moving quickly. Today you decided to take your time for once. Take in the streets lined with stalls, the children running around, and the magnificent smells of fresh spices and herbs. You allowed your mind to drift, to think about what life would have been like if Tech had survived.

He would have come back to Pabu, probably with a new cut or bruise. He wouldn’t run to you and scoop you up as they did in the holovids. That wasn’t like him. He’d be the last of the ship, and would say something along the lines of “I needed to make sure this part of the ship had settled properly.” Something like that, you weren’t good with ships. But you’d smile and tell him it was ok and then you’d lead him down to the sea wall. Together you’d sit on top and watch the waves roll in as he told you about their adventure. Not sparing a single detail. His hand would find its way wrapped around yours and then he’d kiss you softly.

You’d fall into a happy rhythm with each other, like before. But now you were something more than friends, a couple. He’d hold your hand at every chance he could. There was no doubt that he loved to touch you, to hold a part of you, or be as close as possible. Your warmth and happiness were all he’d need to get through the day. Every day you’d sit on the sea wall together and watch the sunset and every night he’d say the same thing to you before you’d part ways. “ I hope I did not offend you.”

In which you’d smile and rest your head against his shoulder as your eyes closed. A hun would leave your lips as you enjoyed the warmth of him being near you. With a gentle whisper, you’d tell him in a teasing tone. “ You could never offend me.”

-*-

John wasn’t sure what he was looking for as he wandered the damp streets and alleys of Ord Mantell. Maybe someone would recognize him? Or maybe a familiar scent would find its way into his nose and he’d remember something useful. Perhaps a familiar sound would trigger something? Whatever it was, he hoped it would come soon.

All of these alleys looked the same and he was sure he was lost. That dumpster looked familiar from earlier, or did it? This area was a maze and down each alley, there seemed to be countless illicit activities going on. A spice dealer down this one, a worker of the night down another. It was all more than he’d expected to deal with. He just needed to find the right one back to that tea shop.

-*-

“Now look who it is. Little miss too good for a Trandoshan.” A large figure loomed over you as you stood outside the back entrance to your shop. WA-7 must have locked the damned thing again and your hands were too full to enter your code. It was high time you updated her to stop that. His large hand rested against the door behind you preventing it from opening.

“Fang. Seems your last fight with Wrecker didn’t teach you anything. Leave me alone.” You adjusted your container of groceries and tried to slip under his arm but found the items thrown to the ground instead.

“There’s a difference now. He ain’t here. Saw him leave the planet three days ago.” Fang licked his mouth sickeningly as he looked down at you. Such a frail thing, you’d be a fun toy to play with.

You scoffed loudly as you began to slide down towards the ground, your hand slipping towards your boot and your weapon within. “Doesn’t mean I’m not able to protect myself from someone as ugly as you.” Just a little bit farther and you’d have your vibroblade.

Stars, he loved how you put up a fight. Reaching down he grabbed your chin and easily lifted you back up. “That big mouth of yours is gonna get ya in trouble, human..” Growling deeply he pressed against your body and chuckled darkly. “Perhaps you should put it to better use.”

“Gag! As if!” Swinging your leg, you aimed for his crotch but found resistance instead.

“After your little stunt last time, I came prepared.” His other hand moved away from the door and gripped your side tightly. “Now stop resisting and just enjoy yourself.”

A scream escaped your lips as you fought his hold. Your fists swung down on his shoulders in hopes of breaking free somehow. Wrecker and Hunter had insisted on teaching you self defense, you should have accepted their offer. You felt his hand cover your mouth in an attempt to silence you. But that instead worked in your favor and allowed you to bite down firmly against him.

With a growl, Fang dropped you to the ground. Crumbling against the wet cold pavement, you feigned curling into a ball to protect yourself. The movement hid you pulling your vibro blade out.

“Stupid Bitch!” Fang swung his thick leg into your side forcing your body towards the wall. A smirk crossed his scaled lips as he approached you. Awake or unconscious, it didn’t matter to him, he’d take you either way.

You heard his large foot take its place next to your head before the feeling of your hair being pulled ripped through your body. Another scream left your lips as he lifted you. Like hell, you’d go down without a fight. Swinging the blade quickly you felt it make contact with his thigh. You were dropped to the ground with a thud and you listened as a growl of pain left him. Good.

Fang stumbled back as his leg began to bleed. Fucking human bitch, he’d kill you first then screw your corpse. It didn’t matter to him anymore. In front of him, you scrambled to stand and make your way to safety.

Turning your back towards him had been your biggest mistake. A large hand gripped the back of your neck and with just barely enough time to throw your arms up, your head was thrown into the wall. A gasp was ripped from your body as pain and something wet clouded your vision.

“Gonna teach ya a lesson,” Fang smirked as he used his foot to shove you into the wall. “Don’t know why my brothers claim human count is the best. You’re too much damn work.” Kneeling behind you, his hand wrapped around your throat tightly. “Better be fucking wor-“

His words were replaced with the sound of electricity followed by a thud. You couldn’t make anything out as you scrambled to turn around. Whatever was on your face had completely blocked your view. “S-stay back.” Your hand scrambled across the wet pavement for your vibroblade. It had to be here somewhere.

Something…familiar, gripped your hand carefully and placed your bald back into your hand. Quickly you wrapped both hands around it and raised it in whatever direction you thought the other person was in.

“It’s ok, miss. I won’t hurt ya.” John kept a safe distance from you but also tried to reassure you he wasn’t going to attack you. He’d stopped for directions to the tea shop and on his way in the right direction, he heard your screams and acted on an instinct he didn’t know had.

Your heart stopped at the sound of his voice. A voice that you’d heard so many times from so many faces but was also so painfully unique. This day hadn’t been fair to you, first, you’d heard his name more times than you’d wanted to, and now? Now you could swear that was his voice. Maybe you’d been working too hard? Or maybe you’d fallen asleep to his audio logs one too many times. Whatever this was, it was a cruel game being played on you by the universe. “W-what happened? Who are you?” It wasn’t him, you knew it wasn’t. The way he spoke wasn't how Tech used to. Whatever hope was building inside you was squashed with that singular thought.

“Names John. I tasered your attacker.” At least he hoped he was your attacker or else you two were into some interesting role-play. “Can’t say how long he’ll be down though. We should probably get moving.” Carefully he placed his hand on top of yours and lowered them to the ground. “Promise I won’t hurt ya.”

You chewed your lip for a moment, the taste of copper exploding in your mouth as you did so. Blood was what was running down your face. This was a gamble you’d have to take. “Shop behind us is mine.” You hissed as you tried to stand, it felt like a rib was broken. Maybe two. You blinked a few times trying to clear your vision, but failing in the process.

John moved quickly to help you stand, still trying to keep a safe distance from your blade. “Here, let me help ya.” When you nodded, he moved in front of you and went to grab your elbows, instead his hand missed and brushed across your breasts. “Shit, I’m sorry.”

Leave it to man to try and cop a feel. A scoff came from your lips as she tried to find the hem of your shirt that was dry. Step one was to clear your eyes, step two was to slap whoever this was. But then he said something that made a lump form in your throat.

“Sorry if I offended you.”

No, it couldn’t actually be him. Your hand scrambled against the wall trying to find the panel for your door. New plan, get inside, clean your eyes, and if it is Tech. Kill him.

“Here. Let me help.” John paused as he looked at the panel. “Sorry to ask this but what’s your code.”

Your hands paused against the wall, changing the code was easy, but saying it out loud was hard. Swallowing, you pushed the lump down and allowed the words to come out. “ 9902”

John’s hand froze over the panel as something else pulled at his mind. That code was…familiar. Tapping in the code, John carefully maneuvered you into the back room of your shop before closing and locking the door. “Where’s your first aid kit?”

“Main Kitchen. Top shelf near the dried fruits, three to the right in a brilliant blue box marked five zero one.” A gift from Kix after Echo and the others had saved him from the Obrexta III.

“From what the boys have told me, you're a bit of a clutz. Probably good to have this on hand.” He’d passed it to you with a wink and a smile.

John moved you to the main kitchen carefully before helping you sit on the counter. “I’ll be right back.” Then he was off, into your kitchen to find the familiar-sounding box. Everywhere he looked he could see containers of tea leaves, fruits, and herbs. A marked container of dried berries let him know he was close.

“Mistress? You are currently bleeding from your right eyebrow. I recommend immediate medical action.” WA-7 loudly made her way over to you.

“Obviously, WA! Do me a favor and go get Echo. Quietly please.” The sound of a box scraping across the ground let you know she had turned.

WA-7 tilted her head at you for a moment before turning and making her way toward the office. “Of course mistress.”

“She goin' to get help?” John had found the kit and was now making his way back to you. It was a surprisingly heavy kit and with just a quick glance, he’d seen it was filled to the brim with supplies. It seemed like a lot for a simple tea shop. But who was he to judge?

A long sigh came from you as you heard the kit placed down. “Yeah. Trust me. She’s more useful doing that than helping us.” The sound of water turning on, hit your ears. Hopefully, that meant he was getting you something to clean your eyes.

“Not a fan of droids?” John carefully took your hand in his and placed the warm towel. Behind him, the water continued to run. “Let me know if ya need that rinsed.”

The hot water on the rag cut through the blood on your eyes easily. “Not that droid.” Two swipes and you felt your left eye becoming easier to open. “She’s more useless than anything. Can’t even begin to count how much time I spent trying to reprogram her.”

“You know how to program droids?” The cloth was passed back to him and John carefully rinsed it into the sink. The water ran red for a bit as he waited for you to answer.

“Kinda, my…” What had Tech been to you? Your lover? No, you’d never slept together and had only just kissed before he left. Your teacher? It felt like it was obviously more than that. “My…friend was teaching me before he died.”

John paused as he began to pass the cloth back to you. “I’m sorry for your loss.” Was that the right thing to say?

“Thanks.” Was all you could seem to say as you heard hurried boots coming towards the kitchen. The cloth ran across your eyes once more and finally, you could open them.

The moment Echo had heard you were bleeding, he was gone. The comm he’d been on with Rex remained open as he left the room and tried to figure out how you’d been hurt. Turning into the kitchen his feet stopped as he took in a man taller than you. A mess of brown curls hung to his ears and his slim form carefully moved to the side to reveal you on the counter. Who the hell was this?

John heard the sound of someone approaching and he figured it was one of your employees. Turning to introduce himself he heard a gasp from behind him.

You and Echo spoke in unison as the face of your helper was finally clear to see.

“Tech?”

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[harrywavycurly]

Hiii, i have a questionn, feel free to ignore ofc buuut you’re my favourite comfort person here on tumblr and i don’t feel like talking about this with friends or family but.. there’s this guy i like and we met on tinder (lmao pls don’t judge…) and we’re gonna meet tomorrow and he keeps asking me to send him pictures (not the naked ones but just yk)… for his.. satisfaction and i really don’t feel comfortable about this and i told him and i’m not sure he understands.. i really like him and i don’t want to give up on him or anything, just want to meet him and see where it goes but idk girly… do you have any advice? <3

Hiii lovey!! Firstly no judgment over here I have ALLLLLL the apps😂 so does he keep asking for photos even after you told him you’re not comfortable? I just want you to see that you telling him you’re not comfortable with something is setting a boundary (we love those and good job on telling him that) and him not respecting that and asking for them anyway isn’t very cool. But I totally get not wanting to give up on him and since y’all haven’t met yet I’d say it doesn’t hurt to still meet with him tomorrow and just see how y’all interact together and if you even like him in the flesh ya know? Also just keep reaffirming your boundary that you’re not comfortable with the photos because it’s important from the start to let him know what you’re comfortable and not comfortable with.

Also if he gives you the creeps, makes you uncomfortable, does anything that you don’t like just tell me and I have 3 acres and a backhoe ready to dig a 6ft deep hole at any given time👀😂💖

[luvrodite]

RO my beloved!! I had been meaning to send you something and since you beat me to it today (yesterday?), I have to correspond now. Ok so I hope it’s okay to venture into nsfw-ish stuff and if it’s not then totally ignore this ask and I’ll send another question.

What’s your favorite way to do it with Jason? Do you have maybe a recurrent position that you like? Do you have special little rituals like lighting candles, putting on music…? Are you game to experiment or do you stay within some sort or comfort zone?

Love you my darling! X

beloved!!! it is SO fine to veer into nsfw stuff here hehe thank you for asking me!!!! i love thinking about jason and talking about my selfship so much <333

oooh i’m gonna break it down so i can answer every aspect of this hehe i love uuuuuuu

re fav position

i’m a lovergirl and a basic bitch i fear,,, missionary so we can look at each other (i also feel most comfortable/pretty on my back oops) but also i do like cowgirl sometimes <333 straddling him on the couch and setting the pace but then letting him hold me up and take over when i inevitably get tired ?? whew strength kink goes crazy. i just think any position where we’re looking at each other or slightly restrained like when he’s got me with my back to his chest. um hehe i have to go to work in a bit i’m going to be thinking about this for my entire shift 😵‍💫😵‍💫

re rituals

i think this isn’t really an every time ritual but i like the whole primping and getting ready for a special evening. i think it makes me feel a lot more confident in my skin and gives me a bit of control, to put on lingerie and do my hair and nails etc even if he’s going to wreck me seven ways to sunday or whatever the saying is. also, i would have said yes to music but i think that was more in the beginning of our relationship to set both of us at ease but now it’s like. we’re so wrapped up in each other we don’t really need that <333

re experimenting

i think part of what comes with having jason as a blorbo for so long and growing up with that consistency is that he is like, so perfect to me for experimenting with because we’re both so familiar with each other at this point that there’s an implicit feeling of safety and understanding that being vulnerable is exponentially less scary with him.

i think literally during finals it occurred to me that maybe i’d be into pegging him and i haven’t ever considered that sort of thing before, it’d been very off limits for me up until then. i think with him i’d definitely be down to experiment because it feels like we get to know each other even better and learn ourselves at the same time and it’s so important to me!!

obviously i think he’d be very respectful of comfort zones and we’d shy away from anything we didn’t feel we were ready for but at the same time it’s like. we are game for everything outside any hard limits we’ve set <3 sigh i love him

anyway thank you so much for this selfship question omg??? i love our selfship talks so much <333 also i saw you weren’t feeling well and i’m sending you warm hugs and allllll my love ever my angel <333

[carmenized-onions]

alright yo!! I gotta do this while it’s hot and fresh! I just read ch 11 and BRO, I didn’t know what was gonna happen cause I don’t think lmao but GOD was this ch soooooo good. (and yes good, i’m a it hurts so good type of BITCH so believe me when I say youve MASTERED THAT FUCKING GENRE AND I WOULD EAT YOUR WRITING IF I COULD 🥹🥹)

i could genuinely go on for days and days about how good— no fuck it, GREAT, your writing is but for times sake i’ll say this, it AMAZES me how fucking ughhhh, on the nail your writing is for each of these characters,,, like like richie??? oh you’ve got richie down!! and carmen (meanie carmen who hurt tony’s feelings and possibly broke her heart just now 🥹) i mean of course you got carmen down, but syd?? you both make her possible to envision saying and acting these ways while also showing her in this new light, a best friend type of light like how would she ride for the ones she loves type of light? and a i’m just a girlllll in the worldddddd with my bestie type of light like you ATE TS ALLLLLL THE WAY UP 😭

anyways i’ll give you my play by play notes i took while reading cause they speak for themselves lmao:

- fuckkkkk their writing is so fucking good

- they got richie’s character down so fucking OMG

- DONT YOY DARE SAY THAT TO RICHIE!!!

- and don’t you DARE say that to chippie!!!!!!! 😠🔪🔪

- how tf have they mastered the art of making not only real characters but REAL moving relationships in their writing and omg i’m gonna fucking cry bro

- also why’s tony’s character like me?? but also someone i want to be ?? but also someone i want to deeply tend and care for?? ugh the COMPLEXITIES 😭😭

- lowkey so much more interested in tony’s character and how it interacts with carmys (and truly everyone’s but syd n richie r my fav) versus his character on his own and its not cause his character writing isn’t good, MY GOD ITS IMMACULATE and feels so RIGHT but they really put their foot in the curation of tony’s character and world that im so HOOKED

- and don’t get me fucking sSTARTED on syd and tony’s relationship like????

- inky?????

- squid????

- we are just two girlssssss living in this worlddddd

- wowwwww i wish i had real life versions of richie n syd as my friends cause it’s giving we are girlbosses but also tender hearts club?? iykyk🤞🏽

- i would quite literally cry and die over this series a million times over and probably already do when i think about it but i wish i didn’t just finish that chapter cause i so so so SO selfishly NEED MOREEEEE 😖😖

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ANYWAYSSSSS this series is quite literally the cake frosting and cherry on top to my fucking life rn and your world building is so great i live in it even when it’s being built still and we’re all waiting for you to drop another one of your deliciously written chaps. i’m so grateful to have found this lil side of the internet you exist in and thank you for supplying us with this consistent dose of yumminess!!

thanks for listening to me absolutely YAP and just know if voice memos was a thing you’d probably be receiving 15 minutes worth of me yapping so count your blessings todayyyy!!!

ALSO ALSO PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE ADD ME TO THE TAG LIST 🥹🥹🫶🏽

luv uuuuuuuu n keep being great 💐

THANK YOU FOR SAYING I'VE MASTERED THE HURT GENRE-- I also like the hurt, I was worried i didn't get the hurty enough. I'm glad everyone went "i'm so hurt" after reading 10/11, I did hurty all of you. my bad.

This is just gonna be a lot of me saying thank you over and over, but THANK YOU! I try very hard to nail these characters. I think there's fully notes in my drafts saying "HE HAS TO DO THAT. IT'S GONNA FUCKING SUCK TO WRITE BUT IT'S WHAT HE'D DO SO HE HAS TO DO THAT" Everyone that thinks I'm a cool good writer would throw up if they saw what the draft looks like LMAO.

Syd's been very fun for me to write, because with Richie/Carmen I think in canon we've seen enough of them handling friendships/partners to understand how they work in those dynamics-- But Syd does not have girlfriends. Like that bitch has no one. I'm so broken about this. So envisioning how she'd work in that dynamic while still being herself has been very fun for me. Based on the way she acts in Season 3, I think I got it p down. She's a witty fun gworl who's also a bad bitch who also has anxiety. I love her.

IN YOUR NOTES, I REALLY AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT TONY IN THIS UNIVERSE. I really did stick my fucking foot in implementing her in everything lmao. She's SO carved in. Which I love-- Apparently Carmen hates that but i love. I could smooch tony so much better frfr.

Richie/Syd/Chip have been genuinely my favourite trio dynamic to write for. Everytime it's been Carmen/Syd/Chip he has a tendency to just shut the fuck up because he's very wallflowery-- I love that Richie will interject without even a percent of hesitation. I love my yapping father. I love how he just be talkin.

I HOPE YOU LIKED THE CHAPTER AFTER THIS ONE TOO!! Something to Do was a doozy and this next one is . i'm not gonna say anything except i. am . sorry....

AND ADDED TO THE TAGLIST YEEHAW THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME YOUR THOUGHTS IT MAKES MY GDANG DAY SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO GET TO RESPONDING !!!

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 2 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side B

ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]

Propaganda below ⬇️

Galahad

OKAY SO . “Galahad (played by Jonny d'Ville): a travelling preacher/religious zealot who is told to sit in the Siege Seat by Merlin, and discovers the fact that Fort Galfridian is falling into the star Avalon. He sparks the quest for the GRAIL, and willingly goes to his death to overcome its final defences.” DUDE SAT IN THE CHAIR THAT IS KNOWN FOR KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE HIS CRUSH [MERLIN] [AKA HANGED MAN] [AKA DRUMBOT BRIAN] TOLD HIM TO . SORRY I THINK THATS REALLY FUNNY. he found out the whole shitshow of a spacestation he lived on was gonna fall into the sun and he went around yelling about it incomprehensibly and got fucking gunned down trying to get the GRAIL and just kept going through the gunfire because of how Religious [tm] he was . he died . in once and future king it just “galahad’s blind faith” . also hellfire goes really hard . he is the definition of going insane with the knowledge of the universe . also jonny dville played him thats bonus points

There was a prophet. The prophet gave three separate people three separate instructions. 1. Stop being racist 2. Love your son 3. Sit in the Chair That Makes People Insane Galahad received number three. He was the only one who followed the instructions. He sat in the Chair That Makes People Insane, saw the sun for the first time, and immediately starts preaching about how everyone will burn in hellfire

i dont know anything about this guy i just wanna help make Kai happy please dont like not count my submission just because i dont know anythinf except for the Kills You Chair im trying my best im sorry 😭

his themesong is called hellfire and it slaps btw go listen to it. anyways he is my blorbo blingus he is Deeply unwell i could fix him but also whatever is wrong with him is incredibly fascinating to watch. a robot dude who’s been hanging from the gallows since forever told him ‘hey go sit in the Chair That Kills People Who Sit In It’ and he was like 'I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE’. the getting-his-brain-fried thing definitely made him worse but he was also clearly kind of fucked up before that. his death is probably one of my favorite scenes in any mechs album. maybe just straight up my favorite. ahem. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT FAITH, BUT IT CAN HAVE POWERFUL EFFECTS ON THOSE THAT HAVE IT. IT CAN KEEP YOU FROM FALTERING AS THE BULLETS START TO SLAM INTO YOU. IT CAN KEEP YOU WALKING AS YOU LEGS ARE SHOT TO BLOODY STUMPS. IT CAN KEEP YOU LAUGHING AS YOUR LUNGS ARE FILLED WITH SHRAPNEL AND LEAD. IT CAN KEEP YOU SMILING AS HALF YOUR FACE IS BLOWN AWAY. IT CAN KEEP A MAN LIKE GALAHAD STANDING TALL UNTIL THE GUNS. CLICKED. DRY. anyways go listen to high noon over camelot <3

my friends my people my… flock I HAVE HAD A VISION!! A VAST FIERY ORB FLOATIN IN AN ENDLESS VOID!! and there so small so feagile US!!! BUT FALLIN FALLIN FALLIN INTO THE FLAMES!!! your soul is connected to the world youre in youre draggin it down with the weight of your sin surrounded by temptation and y'just give in we’re fallin into the flames OF THAT FIRE THAT FIRE THAT HEEEEELLLLLLFIIIRE YOUR BROW BECOMES SLICK AS YOU PERSPIRE YOU THINK YOURE THIRSTY NOW WAIT TIL IT GETS DRIER AND YA FEEL THE HEAT OF THE FLAMES OF THAT FIRE THAT FIRE THAT HELLFIRE YOUR SICK AND SINFUL LIES WILL BUILD A FUNERAL PYRE YOUR PERVERSION SCARS THE STATION SON ITS GONAN FRY HER AND WE ALLLLLL FALL INTO THE FLAMES… oh i have SEEN DAMNATION MY BROTHERS!! ive FELT its searing heat within my VERY BONES !!!!!!! but there is a way me be saved… “OH TELL US FATHER GALAHAD, TELL US” I HEAR YOU CRY “IS IT PIETY IS IT PURITY IS IT VIRTUE?” NO!!! ONLY WAY TO SAVE US NOW IS THE HOLY GRAIL ITSELF… HAHAHAHAHHAAAA…. WELL THAT ORB OF DAMNATION MAKES THE SUN SEEM PALE YOURE QUITE CORRECT TO QUIVER YOU ARE RIGHT TO QUAIL THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE US IS TO FIND THAT GRAIL OR WE ALL FALL INTO THE FLAMES OF THAT FIRE THAT FIRE THAT HELLFIRE YOUR SKIN STARTS TO SIZZLE AS YOU EXPIRE YOU CLAIM TO BE VIRTUOUS BUT YOURE A LIAR !!!!! AND YOU FEEL THE HEAT OF THE FLAMES … i said HEEEELLLLFIIIIRE HEEEEEEEELLLLFIRE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLFIIIIIREEE HEEEEEEELLLLLLFIIIIIIRE OF THAT FIRE THAT FIRE THAT HELLFIRE AT THE HEART OF THAT INFERNO THAT WILL NEVER TIRE IVE SEE THE END IS NIGH AND DAMNATIONS NIGHER OH WE ALL FALL INTO THE FLAMES

Ok i know this is kind of a shot in the dark because hes so obscure but i need to speak my truth. Hes so insane. The narrator calls him a “holy roller.” He has a vision which is meant to tell him that the place they live is LITERALLY going to get burnt to a crisp because its slowly falling into the sun. But hes like Oh my god i just had a vision of hell i need to save everyone from eternal damnation. And he happily gets killed and turned into a pile of slop because he believes its what he was “chosen to do” he quite literally dies for his religion. Hes also quite funny. I like him. Thank you

no propaganda some I'll just include

"When did Catholics become so judgmental?" hahahah

Gloria stealing the twins to get the secretly baptized is so funny to me. My auntie stole me as a baby to get my ears pierced. Just latino things

[ohbuckie]

ugh he fucks you so good when you wake up like that too, like slow deep fucking, he’s barely even pulling out of you just pushing as deep as he can and grinding, almost covering you completely. maybe he puts your legs over his shoulders it makes you go 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

YES it’s so deep but still gentle and he’s leaning down to kiss you and nibble on your neck and whisper to you about how you feel so good and he loves you and you’re telling him to go faster and he’s like ‘uh-uh, we’re just gonna do it like this. i just wanna feel you’

you can feel allllll of him inside of you and even though he isn’t going very fast, he’s fucking you absolutely stupid 🥰

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Ooh I know ur probably busy but I was just about to go to sleep and I got an idea. One bed trope with stsg :) I think it would work best with teen stsg, maybe ur all childhood best friends (glad to know I’m not the only one here that’s a sucker for that one :,3) and ur families have all gotten together for a big event and decided to go on a vacation abroad but they’ve booked a separate hotel/apartment room for the three of u to stay in by yourselves!! …and have also failed to mention that it has only one bed. A king sized bed, sure, but still only one. I think it would be a little awkward at first maybe…. Just while ur all getting used to it… and then suddenly it’s late at night, satoru is in his digimon pyjamas and kicking off the sheets because he’s too hot and just clinging to u like a koala <33 hair all tousled and sleepy and big arms and legs just keeping you in an iron grip,, :3 And then sugu on the other side who I feel like would snuggle up against your back and reach an arm across to be able to feel satoru too, just to know the both of you are there and he can keep u guys safe..: SOBSSSS !!! I am an absolute believer that if you were really close to them like. BEST BEST friends close and they both had feelings for u they’d just take any opportunity they could to show their affection for you without exposing that they like you because you know!!! You’re super close, it’s totally normal for best friends to be affectionate and loving with eachother!!! They’re so funny I can’t 😭 like if u say to them “hey we’re kinda affectionate with eachother considering we’re just friends” and they stare at you like ur delusional and r like nonono wdym…. You’re crazy… insane…. It’s totally normal to kiss your besties and hold their hands THEY MAKE ME GIGGLE SO BAD The sillies ever… I love them im gonna bite them :(( — stsg anon !! :3 <33

STSG ANON HAVE I MENTIONED THAT U BRIGHTEN MY DAY SM i was just abt to go to sleep too but i HAD to answer this right away bc it made me feel so soft !!!! T_T perfect timing hehe i will in fact dream abt this <3333

FIRST OF ALLLLLL NEVER HESITATE TO SEND UR THOUGHTS MY WAY PLS i’m not kidding when i say they warm my heart sm!!! u are my number one stsg dealer <333 i’ve been busy lately BUT hopefully it’ll calm down soon hehe so pls dw !!! :33

BUT OKKKKKK LET’S GET INTO THIS stsg anon u always know the way to my heart!!! fellow childhood friends lover….. u understand me….,.,, NO BC THIS WHOLE SCENARIO IS JUST SO PRECIOUS AND SOFT AND I’M SOO :((((( sniffle . one single cuddle pile with them would fix me entirely i think… i just know they all had the best sleep of their lives

and then suddenly it’s late at night, satoru is in his digimon pyjamas and kicking off the sheets because he’s too hot and just clinging to u like a koala <33 hair all tousled and sleepy and big arms and legs just keeping you in an iron grip,, :3

WAHHHHHH I SMILED SO WIDE READING THIS HE’S SOOO CUTE PLS 😭😭😭 THE DIGIMON PYJAMAS ……. canon to me btw AND CLINGING TO U KOALA STYLE :(((( little eepy clingy baby boy. i always adore ur take on them stsg anon they always feel sooo in character… his long limbs just enveloping u 😵‍💫😵‍💫 satoru uses you as his personal plushie so true!!!! i just know he’d refuse to let you leave in the morning sugu literally has to pry his hands off you LMAO he just wants to sleep in and cuddle all day…… 😔😔

And then sugu on the other side who I feel like would snuggle up against your back and reach an arm across to be able to feel satoru too, just to know the both of you are there and he can keep u guys safe..:

AND SUGUUUUUU you know me and my sugu bias stsg anon 😭😭😭 I MELTED INTO A PUDDLE I NEEDDD YOU TO KNOW HOW INSANE UR SUGU THOUGHTS MAKE ME LIKE …… the way he’s such a caretaker :(((( needs to feel you so he knows you’re both safe ….. sighhhh. he’s a big cuddly protective doggy …. i love him……. also i dunno your thoughts on this stsg anon but i personally hc sugu as having insomnia :’3 or just general issues falling/staying asleep!! but i feel like he would be able to sleep well — or at least better — when he has you both in his arms….. :(( he needs his babies close !! you’re his emotional support !!

sigh sigh sigh. can u tell this made me a lil crazy … just the thought of him being your personal back warmer T_T…… caressing toru’s arm… listening to his snores and feeling your breath mellow out… just lying next to you both while you sleep and it almost brings him as much comfort as if he was the one sleeping….. :’3 hhh.

like if u say to them “hey we’re kinda affectionate with eachother considering we’re just friends” and they stare at you like ur delusional and r like nonono wdym…. You’re crazy… insane…. It’s totally normal to kiss your besties and hold their hands

AND THISSSS BUAHSHAGSH CANONNNNN GODDD THEY’RE SO SILLY?????? just casually gaslighting u 😭😭 THEY’RE SPITTING THOUGH nothing cozier than spooning the homies to sleep <333

i deffff agree that they would use their bestie status as an excuse to cuddle up to u btw especially satoru… suguru is a lot more sneaky. i feel like if you were dating someone and they got upset at how close the three of you are sugu is the type to wrap an arm around your waist or play with your hair and just give them this condescending look…. telling them that you’re best friends, of course you’d be close!! maybe they just don’t trust you enough. PHDJDH HE’S SO … scummy ….. but in the sweetest of ways……

ANOTHER BANGER FROM STSG ANON this one made me feel so fuzzy and cozy!!!! i hope you have the coziest snooziest sleep with the sweetest softest dreams 🫂🫂🫂 this made me melt into an actual puddle i’m gonna daydream abt satosugu w the one bed trope all night <333

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It’s bad for me

Every day I’m like incapacitated by how bad I need… the things I need…. as in physically. Like not like that’s the only aspect or level to this at allllll but the emotional side of it like I know he’s thinking about me and all that, and I know we’re gonna talk soon, just like the physical side of it???? hhhhhhh

Like the things I want I don’t want I neeeeeed I need him here or I need to be there

I just wanna say publicly but you’ll just have to imagine but let’s just say it has to do with my mouth K BYE

And yes I am a couple months into T so I know that’s making it worse but his slut shaming me is definitely like 80% of it like PLEASEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 oh my god oh my god oh my god like I’m in pain

[harry-georgia]

ayla: *she comes inside during lunch, her knee scraped* mr stywes i fall down *she pouts, her eyes tearful*

ohh sweet girl, s’lright come here *grabs the first aid kit and sits her down on a chair* we’re gonna clean this up and make it feel allllll better, yea? *starts to gently clean it*

[void-tiger]

Other being a less predatory space!aspidochelone, can we acknowledge how ridiculous the s6 space whale is?

This thing not only supports a breathable atmosphere, but it has an ecosystem growing on it complete with actual plants (what are the plants photosynthesizing? Or are they vampires??) and apparently generates enough heat that Keith and Krolia aren’t in any danger of freezing to death as this whale ever so casually drifts through space for two years (or, a year one way then another year back—if Keith wrecked his fighter because SPIDERS!!! how...did he actually make it back with an even worse ship that it’s lucky it can still fly at all)...then how massive is this thing??

For referense, the Balmera is tiny, more than likely smaller than Luna, but much denser. (Pluto is also tiny and is pushing the limits for what can hold some sort of wimpy atmosphere.) But the Balmera doesn’t really have any native plants—the Balmerans eat roots and bugs and have some source of water...but I suspect the roots were something imported preGalra 10k years ago. Or, maybe the Balmera used to have plants, but they got destroyed during the Galra strip mining the Balmera, save for what the Balmera managed to salvage for themselves as a food source.

But the whale? Breathable atmosphere, thriving jungle flora, presumably native or naturalized fauna that Keith and Krolia could hunt (unless they have botany analyzing tools to see what’s presumably edible vs toxic or anti-nutritional). So...this whale presumably has a mass relative to Earth, and since it’s moving around vs suspended and stationary or dormant is using a lot of energy so it has to be eating something either very massive as well or a LOT of somethings in bulk and—

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Lion's Gate Special for 🐞🐍⛲🐝ALL SIGNS

With the elements/signs of the zodiac, you can freely use your Sun, Moon, Rising/Ascendant, or even your Stellium (❗️)

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We’re past Leo season now😅and you may have known that I wasn’t having an easy transformational period👻but I’ve got to redeem myself, so instead of doing a season overview reading, I’m presenting this Lion’s Gate Special. May this reading open you up to the blessings and prosperity that come with this massively transformational era—yeah, era; not just year.

Many of us are going through multiple cycles of spiritual purge, upgrades and transformations as the consciousness of Mankind is being elevated to a higher understanding of light, love and abundance. Gotta let those stale definitions of working hard and living humbly out the window, honey. SLIVING IS THE NEW CURRENCY OF LIVING!🫀

It’s Leo energy—it’s still with you—so don’t be afraid of being a bitch, dramatic or extra if that’s what’s necessary to get your money (liberation from physical limitations & societal restrictions). Are you ambitchious enough to get your way in the world? If you ain’t that, you’re gonna get stepped by everyone. Then, what are you gonna do about that? Cry like a little bitch?

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Paradigm Reset for 🐞Fire Signs

🐏Aries – XIII Death

Whoop whoop! Look who’s the only one who’s got a Major Arcana? Go die, bitch—to allllll stale notions that are causing you stress and a sense of limitation. Like, any belief or activity or attachment to duty that are making you feel like your real identity, creativity, divinity must take a backseat. Die to all of that. Give birth to an upgraded version of yourself—you know, like Gandalf the Grey needed to die and got reborn as the all-powerful and wiser Gandalf the White? Yeah, before you could sparkle like that the grey dude in rags needed to die first, aight? Don’t be afraid of losing anything, if anything, you need to lose those things cause they’re only chaining you to a mediocre lifestyle. A mediocre Life. A simple existence. Whatchu born a Fire Sign for if you gonna die a nobody? Kill that nobody now yourself and run towards your Destiny as something larger than Life, bitch. Life is your bitch.

🦁Leo – 3 of Pentacles

Okay this is funny because this is like saying: ‘Bitch, learn to be humble and listen to what others have to say before you repulse their opinions!’😂Cuz you gotta learn how to work with others if you wanna live a more enjoyable Life. I guess that’s about the gist. This card is trying to point out your penchant for thinking that you’re better than everyone else because most of the time, you’re not. Unless you’ve matured enough to take in a lot of your environment, for the most part you’re just a narcissistic selfish asshole in rehab. Gotta take care of that small mindset so you become a match to your fabulous lion’s mane, hon. Gotta learn to take care of your self-esteem because the real deal healthy self-esteem comes from real skills, talents and contribution to your community. You’re Leo, of course you wanna be acknowledged for your contribution! So get learning by listening to what everyone else has to say about their perspectives, priorities, and methods!

🎠Sagittarius – Knight of Cups

Despite being a Fire Sign, you’re actually super down to earth and practical—in the way you think. Yeah, not your persona at all, but your anima is wise beyond your years. In this manner, you vibe similarly to Capricorn. But bitch, you’re so attached to observing just your physical reality sometimes you forget to seek guidance from the stars. You also forget the romantic and dreamy nature that comes with being Human. Bro! Living ain’t just about determining what’s right and wrong on a minute-to-minute basis, OK? Let yourself live, for fuck’s sake. Others may see you as a reckless daredevil, but if they got to dive into your head for a day, they’d know just what level of analytical anxiety—is that even a thing?—you’re suffering from because you’re damn afraid of things going wrong! Chile babe. What can go wrong if you’ve got the right attitude? ATTITUDE. That’s the key. Are you boss or what? Command the universal forces to work in your favour.

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Paradigm Reset for 🐍Earth Signs

🐂Taurus – Page of Swords

Wow look at that—esp if you look at the image of the card—your paradigm reset is all about mustering the courage to get out of your coward zone. Yup, coward zone; not comfort zone. Comfort zone is good, it’s what we all strive to be. But cowardice is an entirely different concept. We’ve all accepted this notion of Taurus being bullishly stubborn and to be honest with you, because I hate Taurus energy anyway, I’d say go do whatever you like, but if that prevents you from growing up mentally, spiritually, even intellectually, then you can go and fuck yourself. Nobody likes a bullishly selfish and stupid person. The infamous Taurus stubbornness is really the stupid type because it gives the individual self-justification for the way they’re sabotaging their own character development. Aries is famously stubborn, too, but they’re flexible and can alternate lines real quickly when they’ve been awakened to what’s better. Underdeveloped Taurus, especially women, are literally the bitterest fuckos on the Planet. Are you OK with being that? I know you don’t care anyway so fuck me for trying🙄

���🏻‍♀️Virgo – 6 of Cups Rx

Virgo peeps are those who grow up real quickly. It’s the sense of responsibility, as well as the desire to care for others that cause this. Sometimes, you miss your old self, wondering when you became a grownup. Sometimes, when you’re quite sober, you even wonder why you’ve had to act grownup so much when you’re actually still so young! All things considered. And you’re left wondering if things could get any easier for you because you’re often exhausted from just thinking and boy o boy those responsibilities. Well, here’s a secret: you’re the master of your own Reality, so if you decide today that things must change to become easier, things can and will get easier. Easier said than done though. Because at the end of the day, your subconscious beliefs rule some 90% of your reality-creation. So what to do? Me being me, I’d suggest subliminals that can change your mindset to favour an easy existence, but if it ain’t your thing… Well, you’re fucked coz there’ll be no end to your analysis-paralysis trying to figure this out😂

🐐Capricorn – Page of Wands Rx

OK, sucker, listen up, and I don’t care if you’re gonna be able to open your eyes or what: your mega enterprising ideas are strangling your creative ambitions. Does that ring a bell? You’re smart and you’re the farthest thing from lazy, but you’re also a pathetic people pleaser. You want to be seen as responsible and capable by everyone else, and you have the capacity to work really hard to provide for others. But that’s a fucking lie, you’re not altruistic, you’re only working hard to provide for others because you’re a coward who doesn’t believe you could establish your own kingdom of passionate, creative living. If you’re gonna work hard at all, why not use all of that Life Force on your own actual dreams and passions? Oh, of course, you don’t know what they are; you never thought that because you haven’t explored the possibilities!

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Paradigm Reset for ⛲Air Signs

👯Gemini – 8 of Wands Rx

Chile, babe. First of all, you’ve got to chill. You know you tend to be hasty when making decisions, but that’s mostly because you’re high-strung like a chipmunk. You’re dead afraid of missing out on opportunities, but also, you’re afraid of being seen as boring by others. That’s kinda stupid, all things considered. Why make decisions based on other people’s view of your personality? Where’s your integrity? Second of all, when deciding on your own Life Path, the decision has to be yours, authentically and honourably. And please stop lying so much; think before you say anything out of your ass. Because as much as you’ve told white lies just to please/appease others, at the end of the day, people aren’t so stupid and when they’ve seen how unreliable your words are, you’ll only rack up more disrespect from them. And those of you who are pathological liars, please just shut up and stop ruining other people’s lives.

⚖️Libra – 9 of Wands Rx

Can you ever say ‘no’, like, in a genuine way? No? What’s the matter with you? You aren’t responsible for creating heaven on earth for other people! What about yourself?! Do you think others show you the kind of care you’ve given them? You’re like everybody’s good luck charm, but when you need some care, nobody steps up to give you the comfort you need. BUT, this isn’t entirely other people’s fault, either. Most other people are indeed preoccupied with creating their own heaven on earth, that’s why most of the time, most people can’t extend the kind of help or attention you’re craving. Perhaps you need to learn to give all of that to yourself first, how about that? Like, give 70% to yourself and the rest for others; not the other way around. You’d be surprised with just how many people you’re gonna lose if you maintain this ATTITUDE. But you’ll end up a lot happier that way because… let’s continue in the bonus content.

🏺Aquarius – 7 of Cups Rx

I don’t know what you’ve been doing recently, but if you’re reading this, you’re totally on the brink of manifesting something real big. Something important to your spiritual and emotional health. Something that brings clarity to all other areas of your Life. And here’s the thing: you manifested this because you’re finally clear about what’s truly important in your Life; and you’ve remained devoted to manifesting only that desired result. That’s super and I congratulate you on whatever big changes you’ve manifested!🥳If you’re only vaguely resonating with this, because you know you haven’t put in the work, the reading still applies in a different way. You’re being asked to make a final decision and then stick to it until you make manifest that desired result. Time to quit being wishy washy, choose a fucking priority and put in some work into getting the gears moving. Grow some spine and whatever empire you’re building, you’ve got this!🦾

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Paradigm Reset for 🐝Water Signs

🦀Cancer – 3 of Cups Rx

Honey, you sure your friendships aren’t fake? Your friends, family, co-workers, whatever… if interacting with them drains your spiritual energy, especially because you aren’t allowed the space to be authentic, you sure you alright? Get out of that environment! Immediately! Expediently! If not physically just yet, at least interpersonally🌸You gotta protect your own energy because I think you’re often drained from trying to fit in so much. All that focus and energy wasted on trying to behave or look like someone you’re not. Then, when you’re in the company of no one else but yourself, you don’t even know anymore your true identity. This could lead you to a really bitter life ahead, so consider yourself warned🦩Trust this: there are healthy, respectful friendships out there in the world. And you’re totally capable of accessing that pool of consciousness if you stop giving yourself away to the entertainment of fake bitches!🦑

🦂Scorpio – 3 of Wands

Well, what can I say? Scorpios are enterprising peeps who know how to navigate the challenges of the world with S A S S🦚You have both the patience and the tenacity to endure the world’s darkness, and then you get going with whatever you wanna achieve in this world. You don’t even care what others have to say. I don't think I need to tell you how to reset your own paradigm because that shit already comes naturally to you🍂Perhaps I need only commend you on such amazing traits?🦂If there’s anything else to say, since your oracle is the Priestess of Purity, all I can say is that you must always remember the kindness that comes with being you. No matter what you’ve seen in this world and how that makes you feel, always remember that you’re not darkness itself just because you’re comfortable navigating it. Scorpios are actually the Light in the dark. Not many astrologers give you enough credit for that☄️

🎏Pisces – 7 of Pentacles

I always say: ‘If you a Pisces but you ain’t a bitch, what are you doing with your Life?!’ You’re just so fucking sensitive and quite literally, literally the zodiac’s biggest coward. You’re your own biggest saboteur because you think it’s bad to be bad. NO! The world’s bad. So you gotta be strong enough to persist and have your way in the world, even if that risks getting yourself called a bitch by others. At least you know why you’re persisting and you know you ain’t in the wrong. So when people accuse you of bad things you ain’t responsible for, you go up to them and tell ‘em straight in their face: you can go and fuck yourself. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk🦈Now go put on some nice makeup and feel like that bad bitch and take pictures😎You know my point is that you should stop being a pushover hahah If you only defend yourself when you’re near a point of breaking, that ain’t pretty because you’re showing those bastards that they’ve upset you. You don’t wanna let them have their way with your emotions like that, bitch.

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