We just beat the record for hotest day recorded for the city. Yet, we weren't even the hottest spot in Canada today. That was Kuujuak.
For anyone wondering, it's a small Innuit village in the Artic. Yup, you read that right. It was hotter in the Artic than down south. Tell me again how climate change isn't real.
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BAD SANSUARY // [14] tears
for owl-bones's event !
"...Killer, it just looks like I have running mascara."
"it's such a look though."
messy kisses and post-nuzzles
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How it started:
How it's going:
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Prompt 94
Danny has no clue what he’s just agreed to but Ellie seems happy about it, so it can’t be too bad.
Ellie is honestly surprised but more than a little touched her template-dad gave her permission to let her new clone-union-totally-not-a-revolution use his lair as a home base. Now she just needs to help Klarion figure out how to make those portal-bracelets for each of them…
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i stand by that a better, more sensible, and more intriguing plot for TSATS would have been, instead of retconning literally everything:
Bob is dead (because he was very explicitly absorbed/killed by Tartarus Himself in House of Hades, alongside Damasen), and nobody is going into Tartarus to save him. He made his sacrifice and is gone. However. Remember how the Titans, including Bob, were just kind of kicking around for several years? Particularly. On a cruise ship full of mortals. And Bob happened to be kicking around in general for an extra year versus all the other Titans. And he mythologically sometimes has a mortal demigod son who partook in the Calydonian Boar Hunt (Dryas of Calydon). Yeah.
So turns out, Bob/Iapetus leaves behind a demigod (demititan?) child. And because Nico was pretty much his only friend, he named Nico his child's godfather. And while he's not being left in charge of the child, as a son of Hades and godfather to this kid, Nico is duty-bound to fulfill Bob's last will and go find this like 2 year old to make sure they're safe. So Nico has to undertake this very unusual quest (that raises many questions, such as "demititans are a thing?" and "DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S POTENTIALLY MORE-?!" and "SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?") and is kind of freaking out because. He's the son of Hades! He's notoriously bad with living things, and animals, and definitely small children! Even if he does find this kid and assure they're safe, he is the last person who should be undergoing any kind of quest involving even potentially having to babysit. Fortunately, his boyfriend is the human embodiment of sunshine and calmness and good vibes, and also once helped a nymph give birth, so he feels Marginally More Confident in theoretical demititan babysitting and offers to come along on this Epic Journey of Figuring Out What In Hades' Name Is Up With This Demititan Baby Business.
Proceed with wholesome epic shenanigans quest of Nico and Will scurrying around trying to locate this random OP baby while Nico has an existential crisis about the nature of his powers because he doesn't want to let Bob down! Both for Hades Kid Honor Reasons and because Bob was his friend! But what if he's destined to fail this quest just because of who he is? Because he's simply not built for hanging out with the living/mortals? And Will reassuring him that He Will Probably Not Traumatize The Weird OP Titan Baby And It'll Be Fine, and simultaneously getting a peek into the weird other life Nico leads hanging out with immortals much more than the average demigod, which Nico considers his norm. Bonus shenanigans of both of them getting caught off-guard and culture shocked from where each other's respective worlds (Nico's mostly-immortal versus Will's mostly-mortal) cross over and learning to navigate those for each other - Nico finally starting to make some mortal connections and get glimpses at modern mortal American life, and Will trying not to get his brain literally incinerated while Nico's happily casually catching up with some of his old friends who happen to be literal gods.
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What country do you live in where it gets THAT HOT??? 😭😭😭😭
the Philippines and my weak ass is dying in 47°C
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Bean!MK stealing attention away from the other champions <3 (They totally aren’t jealous or anything what are you talking about?)
The penguin just makes me think of the Bean waddlin' over to the Reader and wanting uppies, istg- dfhgndfhgfndghfdnghfdngh ;w;
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Isn't it kinda fucked that most all trans guys on this website face a near constant barrage of the most horrible, vitriolic hate you've ever seen all because they try to talk about their lived experiences and how transphobia effects them specifically.
Maybe letting oppressed people talk about their oppression is a good thing actually.
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hey there's a big weather situation occurring across a huge portion of the US. If you're in it, I hope you're staying safe and warm, and that the ice and snow doesn't do much damage, if any.
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hopping on the trend with blorbos from my podcasts
the original in case you haven't seen it
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Dialogue transcripts:
Panel 1
Griffin: This isn’t happening. You can’t be this strong, no one is this strong!
Panel 2
Griffin: Let go—*cough* Please, let me go!
Panel 3
Jonathan: Will you promise not to hurt anyone, or try to run away?
Panel 4
Griffin: I promise nothing! Unhand me, you freak!
Panel 5
Irene: Mr. Harker, be careful! Griffin’s—that man, he’s a killer!
Panel 6
Jonathan: He already told us as much.
Panel 7
Jonathan: Mr…Griffin, is that your name?
Griffin: Ah–! T-to hell with you!
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Consistent archival will make lore hunters happy.
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Society went to utter shit the moment "alternative aesthetics" replaced alternative subcultures I stg.
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I need a Camilla x Judy Poovey enimies to lovers fanfiction [on wattapad too if possible😭] right this second or I'm going to do smth smth
[feral noises]
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having hate sex with your rival with benefits is all fun and games until you're asking him to stay the night and making him a tuna melt
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