#weirdthoughts

[wherechaoswins]

🐄 Cows = Always in Leather Jackets

Think about it:

Cows are literally wearing leather jackets. 🤯

They are the most punk animals. 🕶️

Born with a whole outfit. Stylish. 💅

Imagine a cow in a motorcycle gang. 🏍️

[xxxamour00]

Shower Thoughts Because I'm Just Always Super High

Despite many decades of research, and many theories, science still can’t explain exactly why we sleep. We do know, more or less, what happens while we are asleep, but the main reason for it is still unknown

Most people are made on beds, born on beds, and die on beds.

Almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition.

If you are watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sunrise.

People are responsible with their money just so they can afford to be irresponsible with their money.

Hope these make you start to think lmao.

-Tano🖤

#highthoughts #high #showerthoughts #weirdthoughts

[crystals-warriors-rewrite]

Strangemind or Weirdthought because I have AuDHD 😔

guys what is your ableist warrior cats name. mine is twistedspine (scoliosis)

[thepeoplewhoknowwhatpjois]

Weird thought:

Occasionally, don’t you hear someone calling your name but when you look around, there’s no one visible. Maybe, that’s because your own Grover from an alternate dimension/universe is trying to communicate with you… since you’re a half-blood! 🤭

[louerofthemoon]

Having an urge to call everyone 'my love' but I guess that would be weird...

[with-love-coco06]

Ever thought!?

Maybe in an alternative universe you are best friends with your favourite movie character and you know the whole damn story... about what's gonna happen next and you come up with your own creative/twisted ways to get them out of it.

[thisisgonnafuxkinkillme]

yall ever wonder how often you walk past someone you’ve talked to or followed online? Like, you’ll never know who someone really is until you know their username, their top posts, or their art.

Maybe you’ve met a couple people you look up to without knowing it.

[rythms-world]

Irl beside my real name i have got different nicknames in my dad's side family they call me by the name given by my grandfather and in my mums side family they call me by the nickname my mom gave me and with each name i feel like a diff person.

As if when Im at some place like school or with friends that time i am ______(real name) and when with my family members who call me _____/_____ Im her .

[learningtobemyself]

Sometimes I remember that there are people who have never seen a farm and it just fuckin floors me.

Like - never played on a tractor ? Ever

Never ONCE seen animals just grazing in the field..

genuinely baffles me.

But - then again, I guess I’ve only seen skyscrapers and stuff a handful of times..

Truly wyldin’

[thinking-out-loud-to-myself]

I’m the kid that doesn’t have their “niche”

Like growing up, I knew kids that just knew like so many details about like one topic or subject matter. May it be like Taylor Swift, or like all about WW2 or cars or even airplanes or like a tv show or characters like I never had that??? Like even now I have friends that have THAT topic that they’re oh so knowledgeable about. Like may it be the K-pop industry or like BTS or Ariana Grande, or like tech- I just don’t have that?? And I’m wondering if people should have that? Because now I’m 19 and I have no “niche” I don’t have a thing and I feel like I’m trying to find myself and my thing, but like I have no idea whats my thing. Like I suppose I like this and enjoy doing things like art or reading books but I just don’t have a thing. Does this even make sense?

[webbs73]

Y'all ever think about how toothpaste is just lotion for your teeth?

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Ok so most of us assume that Asoue takes place in U.S or U.K

But what if it’s in like

Russia

Japan

New Zealand

Faroe Islands

France

Italy

Canada

Germany

Norway

Iceland

You never know.

[thatslifemon]

Do you care what you put in your body. Don’t answer right away with your inevitable yes that has no real thought behind it. Our lives have been nothing more than doing things we are told to do simple because we are forced to believe those who came before us knew what they were doing. I mean, they got this far. The problem with this line of thinking is quite simple, if we just blindly follow how will change ever come? Of course things change morph and upgrade. Slightly until it’s a large change over time. The thing is if we hadn’t been blindly following so long who’s to say those changes couldn’t have come much Much sooner? Plant based diets are all the rage now. You are either with it or not. Our diets are so weird in general. We looking at beasts roaming the land and say gee I bet that’ll taste good cut up and thrown on a fire. You vegans are no better. Who looks at something growing in dirt and say gee I just gotta get that in my mouth. I guess the idea is other animals are good with it so I should be too. Yeah, some animals devour their own shit for fun. I’ve seen a dog eat a bug get sick vomit and then lick up the puke. I mean what the hell is that. From this moment on I declare we take a good look at what we ingest. Not for health and fitness reasons and I’m not trying to start some new “Woke” fad. I just think the time has come to really question all things we do and determine if the reasons behind them are truly best for ourselves or are we just following the Status quo as that’s what’s expected of us. Frankly it comes down to this, THINK. Eat whatever the fuck satisfies you I’m just asking you to ponder for a second why you find satisfaction in it. If you have a logical answer for yourself than carry on. If you are doing it just cuz that’s what you’ve always done just like your Pappy and his Pa before him then I say maybe you break the cycle. This being said I’m about to carbo load on some twinkies. Not for self loathing or as punishment to my colon. No it’s really quite simple. I’m ready to DIE.

[galivantingg]

#Arrival

So was Jeremy Renner mad about Amy Adams spoiling the future (telling him their daughter is terminally ill) or is he mad that she decided to have their baby anyway?

[neon-applesauce]

Weird and Incomprehensible Thoughts #1

hey Jim how’s the bologna farm coming along?

[octaiine]

can people who mind read also hear tvs on mute?