#welcome to the club anon

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

omg foot fetish coop/ghoul supremacy😩😩 (you might have just awoken something in me. I didn’t know I was into guys who had that fetish. maybe it’s just him.)

a-HA! I GOT one of you nasty bitches!! Anon, this is me targeting you specifically with that post:

So, this is probably going to be, unironically, one of my most controversial takes:

Foot fetish stuff is fine, the intense stigma against it is weird, and I kinda wish you saw it talked about more in fandom-type kink spaces. You don't have to listen to me, of course, but I'm of the opinion that if you've never had someone who is really into you ask to suck your toes, you should maybe keep more of an open mind about it.

If it isn't your thing, fine! I totally get that. But let's not pretend that it's anywhere near the weirdest/most off-beat/most controversial kink you'll see discussed on this site, in this fandom, or generally in any space that includes discussion about kink. If we can do things like erotic cannibalism (which...hot and canon appropriate), I think we can all handle being privy to a discussion about how Cooper might like a foot job with some fancy stockings on.

There will be a follow-up post.

[fortheloveofexy]

you've officially sold me on Allison and Ichirou btw. I feel like I've send this to you before but I don't remember and anyway I wanted to say it again. Because you literally are the only reason I was like "wait this actually fucks this is actually a banger"

Neil: so I made him make a deal with me, I played him to do what I wanted

Allison: what, like it's hard?

(he would not really say that but let's indulge for the sake of a joke)

>:) slowly but surely I am spreading the allichi propaganda

[ceriisehart]

You got me hooked on roy harper

YESSSS LET'S FUCKING GO ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

[briseise]

I just now comprehended just how important impdubs is in the context of ren’s kingship. Like oh my god ;;; Impulse starting a resistance to the very king that bdubs is working (?) for and then still having the audacity to be homoerotic on the balcony. I love that for them. bonus points if soup group also doesn’t know and just.. happens to walk in on the resistance leader and the kings right-hand-man doing kissy kissy

They are so very important

yeah yep it’s about the implications

and also the hilarity of ur girl gang reading you for filth after discovering the reason why you started your rebellion in the first place

[nu-metal-confessions]

i dont like limp bizkit but i like the bug eyed fella. he reminds me of the autism creature

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[doinggreat]

JULES KOUNDE FC Barcelona - Athletic Bilbao | LaLiga (August 24th, 2024)

[toxycodone]

I hope this isn’t too all over the place because I’m not the best at wording my thoughts so I hope this isn’t a jumbled mess! 😭

I’m not the anon who suggested it, but bard!reader x chilchuck has been haunting me - especially when paired with the posts you’ve made about him

Tallman bard reader who always gets on his last nerve, teasing and sassing him, flirting with him (and the whole party, which just makes it worse); constantly testing his ‘no party relationships’ rules.

But also…bard reader who’s the ‘can’t handle the consequences’ type of flirt—can’t take what they dish out—but will continue to push his buttons regardless. (This part is a bit indulgent lol)

Once he realizes this tho I can’t decide if he’d weaponize it or not, since he dislikes romantic stuff which I’d assume includes flirting .. chat pls advise

Then throw in your headcanons that he’d be dom-leaning & kind of aggressive in bed and BAM I’ve been tormenting by thoughts of brat tamer chilchuck!

I just love the concept of Chilchuck brat taming a taller race & a bard reader goes with it SO well and mmmm flavor

OKAY THAT’S ALL SORRY FOR YAPPING & thank you for coming to my ted talk 💛💛

—🥞 anon if that’s ok with you!!

GOD i seriously love this concept so much

You're right on the money with this. I just think chilchuck and a bard!reader would go so hard. He's trying so hard to ignore them but they consume his thoughts. He has a wet dream about them and wants to die. He gets drunk as fuck and probably has the most embarrassing confession for them. He's a fuckin mess dude.

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

I hate to be so negative but for some reason the hyper sexual bimbo girlfriend type of ocs really irk me. I think a small part of elitingvile's commentary is about the sexism often found in fandom spaces and it feels like you're dumbing down these character's nuance for fan service when people change their personalities and that's the part that's really gets to me. if any of the members ever came into contact with a girl (especially an attractive one!) they are NOT going to be respectful or all cute and shy, they're going to be sexiest incel douchebags who will immediately discredit anything your oc is into (I think of the little girl wearing a harley quinn that got laughed out of Joe's store when I see art like this, I see a lot of goth girl ocs and I think they would make fun of goth people *especially* in the 1999s) I think I really don't get it because I see people lust over the worst possible traits and habits of these characters so I find it super confusing when people have to change them to make them more palpable. I guess that's what fandom does, and I really don't mean to shit in anyone's food. If it makes you happy I don't want to take it away from you. However, I am allowed to find it super fucking weird and stupid lmaooooo

[gipgalaron]

Misc. Abigail + Eltingville Club

[shepscapades]

I knew nothing about DBH….. then I found this comic……. I still know nothing about DBH…… but now my brain is 1000000% more exited about it………

LMAOOO welcome to the party :3 there is a dbhc master post but it’s not updated atm :( i need to do that soon

In the mean time, everything from the dbh hermitcraft au should be under the dbhc tag! feel free to peruse the madness from the beginning (there was also a point in time I did an Introduction to Android Mechanics post (dbhc style), so maybe I’ll reblog that for people who are new to the au/ don’t know anything about dbh! :]

[l3viat8an]

I feel like a few of the characters like mammon, luke, satan, and maybe Asmodeus or some others would use MC's room more than they do, like they just walk in after classes to mammon with his homework spread across their bed trying to figure out what the heck a square root is.

Btw can I be 🌿 annon

This happens so often it’s silly lol

Belphie too! He’s just using MCs bed as his own whenever he can.

Asmo likes going in just because it’s comforting honestly and he likes the big table MC has to do his own homework on!

Satan too! He’ll join Asmo sometimes and MC can just walk in on the boys sitting at the table doing homework like it’s the library.

Mammon basically treats MC’s room as his second room he’s always there no matter what.

Luke likes to spend as much time as he can in MC’s room because he loves the plants and genuinely likes the atmosphere.

Beel likes chilling in MC’s room because the TV is better then the one in the twins room and ‘the quality of the food looks better’ (that’s canon btw lmao)

Levi also hangs out, usually with Mammon in MC’s room just chilling on the bed playing games just like it’s his own.

And Lucifer! He’s always in there with one excuse or another, but really he just likes to sit and be in MC’s room taking in their company or if their not around just the smell of them.

[ughgoaway]

first anon so I'm a bit nervous 😭, but I've been thinking about this all day

teacher girlie and annie making matty a valentine's day card (or some sort of craft)!! I'm thinking it would be something very cutesy pinterest diy because teacher girlie is a teacher (obviously), and she probably has pinterest boards FULL of cute little holiday crafts she wants to do with the kids!! - 🎸

omg welcome!!! first anon?? please, I am BLESSED! welcome to the chaos that is my blog, I am very happy to have you contributing to it :))))

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now... I'm feeling emo today, and I love a bit of pining SO, I'm thinking pre-dating here. as you said, you're a teacher, so you always do holiday crafts for the kids, and valentines is no different! for today, the kids have a few options, they can make a card, make some paper chain hearts, and they all get a rock that they can make a heart out of their fingerprints on!

(this is the vibe with the rock craft lol)

you have separate Pinterest boards for every holiday, and each one is filled with little activities. (Once you and matty do get together, he does make fun of you slightly for this... but he also has the time of his life when you practice them at home and rope him into it.)

but back to pre-dating time, you are mopey all day. you try to be upbeat for the kids, but it's hard when you're in love with a person who you absolutely can not date, and who has no feelings for you. (or so you think...)

most of the kids are oblivious to your feelings but not Annie, so she ends up dragging you around with her all day and doing the crafts as your co-teacher handles the rest of them. now, she's trying to be thoughtful, which you appreciate endlessly, but it's agony sitting with her all day.

little Annie healy is a carbon copy of her father. the same curly hair, mischievous smile, and cheeky laugh. so instead of distracting you from thinking about matty, it only makes it 100 x worse. especially because she won't stop chattering away about him and telling you about how she's going to give alllll of this to her dad.

you help her with the paper chains first, she folds them up and you glue them together, and she is quite happily nattering away.

"my daddy is going to hang these in the studio i think. he would put them over his bed, but he has too many pictures hanging over it already." she nods assuredly, which only makes you daydream about what mattys bed looks like. (and what he looks like in it)

"oh that's nice! Will your daddy's friends like them too?" it pains you to even talk about Matty today, so you're hoping she'll start talking about the boys and their partners.

"Oh yeah! my auntie charli and uncle George are going to really like them. They're having a posh dinner, not McDonald's or anything!" she then chatters on about the Hann's plans (dropping baby hann of with their mum and going to the cinema) and uncle Ross and his girlfriends valentines day (going to the theatre and then more fancy dinner.)

then, she goes onto matty, "but my daddy doesn't have a girlfriend, so he's not doing anything. but uncle George says he should "get over himself and ask her out" so I think he likes a girllllll" she drops her voice as low as it can go when she imitates George, and giggles when she mentions her dad having a crush.

to say you feel fucking heartbroken is an understatement. she really got your hopes up there by mentioning he was single, only to shoot them back down by saying he has a crush. and you'd swear you could almost see her face if you thought hard enough; young blonde model, 5"10 and 90% legs, wears beautiful clothes and laughs slightly too hard at all of his jokes. and they're both fucking smitten with each other, totally in awe of their collective beauty.

you do the rock craft next, and annie insits that one of the fingerprints is yours, so you do it. but it does feel like a dagger to the chest. Yet, it somehow gets even worse when she demands you sign the card too, "but you helped me miss y/n! you have to put your name too!"

so you scribble down your name with a strained smile and tuck it away in the envelope, trying to not let your soul die in the process.

soon enough, it's pickup time, and annie is the last one. Matty is usually late, but you can't stop thinking of why he's late today. did he ask the girl he likes out? did she say yes? maybe they're planning a date right now. or kissing and being all stupid and happy.

ugh.

but matty rocks up, thankfully alone and with a small gift bag in his hands. probably for his beautiful girlfriend you think briefly, but you manage to plaster on a fake smile and greet him.

"hi matty!" you smile, watching Annie run over and give him a hug.

"oof, hi peanut! you have a good day?" he flicks his eyes up to you and mouths "sorry" he knew he was a few minutes late, but you waved him off and gave him an gentle grin.

"yeah! I made you sooo many things today, daddy. miss y/n helped too!" Annie is scooped up into matty's arms as she chatters away, describing everything she did in detail.

"Right, Munchkin, we've got to go to Uncle Adam's house and get your cousin! his grandma can't look after him anymore, so we're having a sleepover!" Annie squeals quite happily at this information, and you feel like you could too. you highly doubt mattys got a hot date whilst baby sitting two children under 10, so any image of a hot model falling off his arm is wiped from your mind.

"oh here you go by the way y/n, happy valentines" matty says with a smile, handing over the small bag with a nervous grin on his face.

you try to act slightly cooler than you feel when you accept it, and if it was any one else they would see right through you, but matty was so blinded by nerves he didn't notice anything.

"Wow! thank you so much, that's really kind of you. " Your heart is racing in your chest, as is Matty's. if anyone were around you and saw the lovesick look in both your eyes, they would know exactly what you were both thinking. but you were alone, so it stayed unspoken and unnoticed.

matty gives you a shy wave, and walks off with Annie in his arms. leaving you shell-shocked and holding that little bag full of mystery.

[theeltingvilleconfessors]

honestly i want to punch bill in his face SO BADLY like.. the hate i feel towards him is unhealthy, i just want that ugly looking rat gone from the comics

"honestly I want to punch bill in his face SO BADLY like.. the hate i feel towards him is unhealthy, i just want that stupid rat gone from the comics"

[separatist-apologist]

People could try to dissuade me but it’d be like talking to the wall. It’s just true. He is beefy. He is a hunk. I’m tired of seeing people give him a tiny little slutty waist you really think a man with a tiny waist is going to give 90 percent of prythian and the mortal world nightmares??? Please, leave the tiny features to TamTam. I want to bite his bicep and pull his hair. BARK BARK BARK

I heard Rhysand had an 8 pack. I heard he was shredded

[patrothestupid]

I love your tags I also like to see things :)

Damn right boi

[soaps-mohawk]

Not an ask but with the upmost disrespect to the anons who obviously can’t fucking read a room, leave our precious author alone. She does more than she does while having a normal life and a normal job unlike you guys who obviously waste your time existing to make other people’s lives miserable. Respectfully, fuck off, because she doesn’t have to do any of this, but she does. Don’t ruin her fun because you guys don’t have a fucking filter or a brain cell amongst you.

To you, dearest Author. I am so sorry that all of this happened to you. You are absolutely amazing in every way possible. You make my weekends, which are horrible, much less horrible. You give me something to wake up for and look forward to so while these anons are doing this, I want you to know that I appreciate you in every way possible. Thank you for being here. Take care of yourself.

With that being said, can I be 🦅 anon. I was hearing eagle screeches in my brain writing this.

Thank you lovely. I do appreciate this a lot. Things are getting less fun, but I think that's due to a culmination of things. I think my planned longer breaks will help a lot, even if they're only temporary for now. I'm just worn down and exhausted while trying to balance writing and this blog.

I appreciate everyone who has shown their support both with this ridiculous situation and my decision to take more time away from the blog right now. I love you all very much and I hope you all have good luck in your lives.