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𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑❜𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐅𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

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c /づづ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 all the works made by the very talented members of the writer's café server in the month of MAY. we ask, and highly encourage, that you reblog them in support. ♡

ALL WORKS ARE FOR THOSE 18+ ONLY.

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By ☁︎☽ Cocoa ☁︎☽ @cocoamoonmalfoy @darksideofthecocoamoon

𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 | Life’s Perfect Ache!Paul Atreides x Pharao Hekau

I guess there’s nothing more romantic than dying with your friends

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊-𝐎’-𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘

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𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | biker!Loki Laufeyson x black!Reader. Single parents AU

the past shows up on your doorstep. So much has changed, but some things are painfully the same…

𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 | Tsu’tey x black!fem!reader

Established relationship flash fiction

✶ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 | soft!dark!Eivor Varinsdóttir x black!reader

Soft!dark cuddling

𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃, 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 | Vampire!Timothée Chalamet x werewolf!black!reader

How could you let them do this to you? How could you let them turn you into a monster? I guess you never learn 'til you live and you lost it. Live and you lost it

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 | Paul Atriedes x privateer!black!reader

Everything you have earned is a ship. With blue waves crashing into it. But nothing can touch your happy thoughts anymore. With your glass ceiling, walls, and floor

By ★ Jen ★ @jen-with-a-pen

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀

By ❥ Courtney ❥ @chasingmidnights

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒: 𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 - 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 | Charles Blackwood x female!reader

A brief look at the past.

By ⚔︎ Suz ⚔︎ @targaryenvampireslayer

𖥔𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 | DILF!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

You think about quitting your part time job as a babysitter for the older and gorgeous Bucky Barnes, but he convinces you to stay.

By ✵ Selene ✵ @fluffyprettykitty

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀

By ☆ Stella ☆ @a-lumos-in-the-nox

𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄’𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Neville Longbottom x black!female OC

its cousin Maddy's wedding day & Neville is a wreck

𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄 | Neville Longbottom x black!female OC

Charlotte’s Family Tree

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋’𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓 | Neville Longbottom x black!female OC

A blurb about the roast at Marcel's wedding, Ruby and Margo dont hold back lol

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Neville Longbottom x black!female OC

Ruby and Neville visit his parents at St. Mungos

By ☄︎ Ellie ☄︎ @mrsmischief209

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒 | Vampire Bucky X Witch fem Reader.

Sequel to When the Leaves Fall

𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 | Alpha!Steve Rogers x omega!fem reader

Angst and activism in an Omegaverse/Soulmate AU

By ✯ Vic ✯ @sunflowersteves

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀

By ⎈ Navy ⎈ @navybrat817

𝐉𝐀𝐖𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑 | Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Bucky put a mouthy rookie in his place.

✶𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 | Club Owner!Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Fic Summary: The owner of The 107th wants you to be his girl whether you like it or not.

Chapter Summary: You encounter an unexpected visitor in your home.

By 𐀔 Alex 𐀔 @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀

By ✬ Astro ✬ @eulalielatibule

𝐇𝐎𝐓-𝐓𝐎-𝐆𝐎 | Pairing: Cheerleader!Jake Jensen x Cheerleader!Reader x Quarterback!Ari Levinson

Summary: You and your boyfriend, Jake Jensen, want to hook up with your rival team's Quarterback, Ari Levinson.

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀

By 𖤓Liz𖤓 @avengers-resident-idiot

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀

By ✧Bella✧ @madwomansapologist

𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 | marcille donato x falin touden

Marcille being hungry for knowledge isn't a novelty. Unless the subject is chickens.

By ⚡︎Viva⚡︎ @xoxovivafics

𖥔𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 | Astarion Ancunin x Loki Odinson

Loki visits a strange new realm and meets an intriguing stranger.

#writer’s cafe monthly masterlist #writers cafe boost ☕️♡#☕︎ may 2024 ☕︎

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foofyarts · 5 years

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Ocs for vp that I've mentioned or shown before on any of my blogs. From left to right: Hemlock, Liz, Nil, Smiledip, Tabby, Angelica, and Damian

#foofy art #viva pinata #ocs #tabby and angelica are their own characters that got the vp au treatment #like smiledip #hemlock oc #Liz OC #nil oc #smiledip oc #tabby oc #angelica oc #damian oc #werewolf #vampire

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jbarneswilson · 2 years

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Would you ever write a spooky Halloween Sarahbucky fic? 🥺🎃

hi viva! thanks for this ask!

ooh that is a good question! i don’t know how “spooky” it is but i’ve got a sarahbucky werewolf/shifter au that i will one day finish maybe. if i see an inspiring spooky prompt, i might get down though. maybe something about a haunted house with a trapped spirit… hmmmmm

send me a “would you ever…?” ask!

#viva asks #writing asks #would you ever

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Recommended Sanders Sides creators

Marry Christmas, everyone! And a wonderful December day to all of you who don’t celebrate Christmas, too. Let’s be honest right off the bat, though: I’m only using the date as an excuse to do this list anyways.

So. Throughout the time I’ve spent as a part of this wonderful corner of the sanders sides fandom over here on tumblr, I’ve often found a new creator and wished I’d found them sooner. It kind of makes me wonder who else I might miss. If you do to, here are a few creators I’d love for you to check out. You’ll probably recognize some of the names, if not all, but maybe you’ll find a new favorite creator here?

And to the creators in question, I really love your content. If you’ve made it onto this list, you’ve definitely cause one or two sleepless nights of reading for me, because who needs sleep if I can have this, right? XD Whatever you’ll find written next to your name is the impression you’ve left on me and… Well, just know that you’ve made some days of my life at least a little happier, all of you. And I hope to repay the favor by telling you how much I appreciate you releasing your content into this world… Well, repay the favor at least a little, I suppose.

Let’s begin, then, shall we?

@5am-the-foxing-hour Because this? This is who you go to if you want to read good Janus-content. You are in a mood to read sympathetic Janus? Wanna see the danger noodle just casually interact with other sides? Go to their short stories. I mean, “the cult”? Prime example of how to tell a story with impact in just a few words. 8 paragraphs, but boy did I read that one on repeat. Or “water spray bottle”, this one is fun, short and will make you laugh. An energy drink for the fander heart, so to say.

Then there’s their mafia-au, “there’s more in me than precious metals”. Six are out so far, and I adore every single word of every single part of this. Protective Remus, sassy Janus, angst, comedy relief, destruction, Roman-Remus-sibling-rivalry, braincell Logan, survival instinct Virgil, working together over a common enemy… This fic has it all, believe me. Take your time and read it, because you will read the entire thing in one go once you start. At least I did, and I didn’t even notice.

And their advent writings? Those had me squealing and jumping around in a way I will deny if anyone ever sees it. I don’t even know what else to say, they are fucking fantastic and that’s that.

So, yeah. Go check them out, before I start fangirling about them even more. You know my personal favorites now, so just go there. You won’t regret it.

Next up is @coconut-cluster. Ah, yes, Lexi. Lexi, whose uni-AU started as self indulgent and has become the loceit story on tumblr. We all know her, or at least most of us do, and we all love her too. And while I also drop everything I do at any point of time I possibly can once I realize the uni-au has any form of new addition, there are a lot of other fics created by her that you should check out as well.

Did you, for example, ever want a sappy prinxiety one-shot with the sappiness only being implied, a mutual understanding of “we’re-not-saying-we-care-but-we-both-know-we-do” born from joking reassurances and a not-a-date-nope-only-a-break? While that may seem to be a tall order, that is exactly what “before the sun goes down” is. Plus there’s ice cream. Or maybe you’re more of a logince fan? Do you want a fic where Roman isn’t the prince but serves His Highness? Do you like sincere talks while you’re procrastinating showing your face to the subjects you don’t really want to rule over? In that case, you really should read “Viva la Vida”. Careful, though, this one is so sweet you’ll probably get a toothache… There also is an analogical fic that I’ve enjoyed very much: “Cracks in the Ceiling”. I love it, because it’s just calm. Fears creeping up on you, thrown away by a trusted friend with a few words, just by being there and playing into the metaphors you head created this time around. It’s calm, and there’s not really a climax or anything, but it doesn’t need one. Because it’s just a glance into everyday life. It’s beautiful in its own right, really.

What I’m saying is, Lexi has a lot more wonderful stories to tell than the uni-au. It’s the most popular one, sure, and it’s one of her best works. But you really should check out her other fics as well. Lexi herself once said that she writs fics she’d like to read. I would figure it’s because of this, but her stories are mostly things you don’t really find anywhere else. Dynamics, stories, world building, all of those are aspects you may find somewhere else. But Lexi is just one of those people who see what they miss in a fandom and create it themselves, and among these creators Lexi is my favorite. She just has that certain skill that makes that approach to writing result in the most enjoyable reading experiences. Lexi’s fics are special, because they’re different, because they are authentic and you can feel that when you’re reading her work.

@djpurple3 is another talented individual I want to talk about. I have to confess, DJ is, as far as original content goes, almost exclusively locked in my brain with the fiction “I just keep loosing my beat”. 23 Chapters so far, one better than the last. It’s a bitter-sweet story following Remus and his children, after the bitch of a mother has been brought behind bars. Abusive piece of shit. Yeah, I don’t like her much. But the story is so full of love and support, everyone trying their best, everyone seeing how much the others deserve the world and wishing they could give it to them… Roman and Remus have a sibling-dynamic I would die for here, too. Patton is just the most adorable friend to Deceit - here Damion - Virgil is a precious bean, Logan is cute and the teacher we all wish he’d had ourselves and… god, I could keep gushing about this fic forever. I’ll stop now, though, before I’ll start spoiler things. Wouldn’t want to do that, especially since I really, really, really want more people to give this a go. It’s not underrated, I just think everyone who doesn’t is missing out by a lot, so… Go over there and read DJ’s fic right fucking now, if you haven’t already read it at least once. Thank you.

@delimeful, our wonderful lime-friend with a cute cat making a terrifying face in his header. First of all, there is the WIBAR universe, short for “Watch it burn and rust”. 5 chapters in act one, 4 intermissions (one of those with three chapters), one chapter of act two, as well as three extras and an au of this au called “the end of being alone”, and I’ve lost count of how many nights I spent reading those instead of sleeping like I should. (Or interacting with family. Or being productive. Or… It’s really a good story, okay?!) WIBAR is a deathworlder au. So a space au in which humans are regarded as dangerous deathworlders who can survive on a deathworld like earth. In other words, Virgil is the only human, and boy does that scare everyone around him. And the best part? You can feel the development, the shift in mentality regarding Virgil, feel the moment approach in which he isn’t a threat but a companion instead.

And, apart from the fic that inspired me enough to start writing “TINND!R?” over on my writing blog, there are a lot more amazing fics to read on lime’s blog. He wrote “How easy you are to need”, for example. It’s soft, it pulls at just the right heartstrings, it’s achingly hopeful and, god, the ending still has me in tears, even after the fifth - ? sixth? something among those lines - reread. This one’s a werewolf au, actually. Virgil is the werewolf, Logan, Patton and Roman are the humans.

Do you want yourself some of that pre-AA dynamic? I’d recommend “to taste your beating heart”. In this, Virgil gets separated from the rest of his group of vampire hunters and gets turned into a vampire himself, loosing his memories. And he’s “Anx” now, not “Virgil”, goddamnit! He isn’t their friend anymore, why don’t they understand that? Well, probably because they can still see Virgil’s old habits shining through. There’s a lot of tension, a lot of angst and a whole lot of frustration involved in this.

He also wrote some amazing one-shots. They’re mostly so well written that I’m almost sad not to be waiting on a continuation. There’s “the littlest mermaid”, in which Virgil goes to investigate a noise, finding a scared, tiny mermaid in need of help. In “community gardens” we have Remus being Remus, gaining the interest and friendship of the forest’s giant Logan. “Magical mutualism” tells the tale of a witch and a demon making a pact beneficial to both parties and opening the doors neither could have gone beyond alone. The way we’re all confused about our ships not actually having set sail yet comes to a hight in Virgil in regards to his friends in “amateur matchmakers”. And this is the point at witch I stop talking before I actually recommend every single one of lime’s fics instead of just my favorites as I had planed because I started to gush too much… XD

Let’s move on to @muppenthings. Mupp is an amazing artist and she created a giant mermaid au. There’s this one orca who’s just… We love her, but I actually don’t think she’s the brightest. I really, really love her, though. Virgil himself is being a little protective over his human friends and casually so. I love this comic series for the art style, but I also love the way it makes me crack a laugh at least once per work. Or appeal to my mother-instincts, if it’s about baby Virgil. Too cute for his own good, I tell ya! And the facial expressions! The detail, the jokes, everything about this is wonderful. You should at least take a look.

@whenisitenoughtrees. Cat got me with “This cup of yours tastes holy (This lie is dead)”. “A slow voice on a wave of phase” was next, later “Infinity and beyond”, “we are not alone in the dark with out demons” and “changing of the guard”. And then, suddenly, the night was over. I’ve read almost all of the fics in one go, and I’ve been semi-frequently visiting her master post ever since. When “There’s an endless road to rediscover” came out just a little while back, that lead to me re-reading through almost the entire list. I don’t regret it, my plans for that weekend would like to disagree.

These six fics I mentioned here are, by no means, the only ones I enjoyed. Those are just the ones I’ve found myself opening up again and again in sleepless nights. Those are the ones that pop up in my head and have me smiling to myself in the middle of god-knows-whatever-I’ve-been-doing-at-the-time.

Angst, fluff, hurt-comfort, you’ll find everything in that list. And something I’ve grown to like about Cat’s fics even more than anything else is the quick change between feeling perplexed, a startled laugh at certain wordings (you’ll know what I’m talking about when you see it) and apprehension. These fics will have you at the edge of you seat, swooping you away on an emotional roller coaster. And, god, the way Cat writes from Remus’ perspective? The introductions of her stories and the way she redirects to the main topic after going into detail on something? I saved a few paragraphs as screenshots on my phone because I love them and I want to read them again when I’m down. I just… Cat’s great.

Next up is @eliemo. Because Elias Virgil is the royalty of Virgil angst. From the touch-starved Virgil we’ve all had a head cannon of at one point in “Heart of Ice”, over ace Virgil panicking over telling his boyfriends that he his ace and didn’t think to tell them before in “Love our way” to so, so much more.

Mostly EV follows the story arc of an underlying feeling of dread at the beginning, which slowly grows into panic, exploding in a storm of angst and concludes in everyone, or at least whoever is around, coming to the rescue and helping to calm down, with the end being the hope for getting better in the future. They always manage to convey the confusion, fear or just the general thought process so well that you can’t help but get absorbed in the story. They know exactly what to say and what to leave between the lines to get the maximum effect. And, your heart will definitely be shattered after their angst. Still, the way the sides comfort each other and support each other so well every time is just… I love their stories, a lot.

I want to make two more suggestions if you want to check out this creator. A Janus angst fic, which can only be described as “ouch” you’ll find under the name “snake bite”. It hurts in the best way possible, because Janus gets the comfort he deserves.

The other suggestion gets a lot darker. It’s about Virgil having been abused by the “others” before he got accepted into the light side. The others are shocked to find out what has gone on behind their backs and they help Virgil in every way they can to recover. Of cause it’s a rocky path, though. This would be “Learned Behavior”. The series/au has twelve stories so far, one of which has two parts. You’ll find the master post for this pinned to the top on their blog.

If you like angst, you should also give @maybedefinitely404 a look. Ly has a soulmate-au going, in which they use the concept of “you hear the music your soulmate listens to”. "Music in my head” is a prinxiety fic, but the two of them have yet to meet. Four chapters and two mini-fics in. The reason I mentioned angst is because in this - spoiler alert for the first few chapters here - , Virgil gets put through conversion therapy. Luckily Janus and Logan are better foster parents than the ones who did that to him.

They also have a master list for all their soulmate stories, featuring different ships. Apparently they participated in soulmate month, if I understood that correctly. And to be honest, that was how I even found their account. I absolutely adore their anxceit fic, which takes place in a human au. It’s starting off pretty sad, but the bonding moments are absolutely wonderful. It’s a lovely story, and the ending is one of the best ones I’ve yet to read. Their logince fic took my breath away, too. A flower shop/tattoo artist au, and Logan is the tattoo artist. Stunning writing, wonderful world building, just the right amount of backstory to have everything make sense without overwhelming/drowning the reader in unnecessary details. Their moxceit fiction… Well, this one had me in tears within the first few paragraphs. It’s terrible and you feel for Janus, whose perspective this is written from. The ending, though… Gods! The ending was so indescribably cute. To be honest, all of the soulmate stories are great, these three are just my personal favorites.

Concerning their one shots, you’ll probably have to figure it out on your own concerning this. I haven’t been able to read all of them yet, as sad as that makes me. Definitely palling on doing it in the future, though. I did read two of them, though. “Pippity poppity” really was amusing, and I am so looking forward to the second part of “The Boy who sings next door”. The way they write the dynamics between the sides? I live for that.

Another creator I would like to recommend is @maybe-im-tired.They don’t have a master post, as far as I could see, but they only post their content anyways, so… “Can’t take my eyes off of you” is my favorite out of their fics so far. I mean, the way they managed to fit the sheer chaos that is intrulogical into this one short fic is amazing. And you could take about two thirds of what Remus said and put it up on your wall as out-of-contexts-quotes. Don’t worry, he says them out of context anyways, and they will definitely make you laugh.

The series of short stories for the human au that starts with “Glowing stars” is another au by them that you will almost certainly like. We have Logan and Virgil as kids (about 7 I think), Remus and Patton as single parents, Roman as the most adoring uncle, Emile as babysitter and Remy as his amazing partner. Remus is a great father, wonderfully chaotic as well. And a teacher! Imagine that, Remus as your teacher... He’s great with kids though, as long as they aren’t entitled villains come to make his precious Virgil feel bad, that is.

They also wrote a bunch of “random one shots”. They are all amazing, but my favorite has to be this one. It’s a logince one, once again human au. Patton may or may not tell his big brother’s crush about the feelings he wasn’t prepared to share yet. You know, as small kids do. It’s soft, it will make you smile as much as Logan does, and I love Remus in it. I generally like how they write Remus, okay? I know how much I’ve said it, but I’m not even exaggerating. They always write him differently, and all versions they write him as are so, so lovable and just… I wanna hug the life out of all Remus versions they wrote, okay? Take a look, you’ll know why.

Anyways. Let’s continue with @figurative-siren-song. This is the last account I’ve followed and I’m still sad about it having taken me this long to find them. Little salty, to be honest. (I’ll stick to they/them because they said just not to use she/her, and, well… consistency, you know? Don’t have much, so I have to get what I can XD). When I finally did find them, I went through their entire master list (at least all of the ships with characters I actually know. I’m kinda bad with the shorts characters, so I usually just… avoid them? Idk. Personal preference, I guess), and, well… I would honestly recommend every single fic on that list. They call themself “Repair Fluff King™️” and they deserve that title. But when they warn you that a fic will be angsty, it will be angsty.

I found them through the anxceit fic “A Deal”. Well, through an animatic by their friend on youtube that had linked the fic, but details. I’ve been reading this fic up and down again and again. It’s just so good! And when they talk in the second part and Janus explains why he proposed that deal. Or in the continuation, which i can’t talk about because I will probably spoiler things! So wholesome!

Also, their losleepxeity fic “We’re worth it”. So soft! The nicknames, the plot, the everything. It’s softer than clouds look, and we all know that means something.

But, really. Everyone will find something for them by this creator. So many ships, all incredibly well written, and soft and fluffy without getting boring in the slightest. It’s as energizing as coffee, actually. And, let’s be honest, this whole fandom drowns itself in angst most of the time. Take a break from that, repair your broken hearts with goof fluffy content that you’ll want to read over and over again. Go check this creator out. You will love them.

Last but not least… @myfriendsasthesides A blog by a creator who just takes the wonderfully chaotic dynamics of a friend group and using that to give us content of incorrect sides quotes. Maybe it doesn’t fit with me going on and on about fics here. I don’t care. Follow them and turn on those notifications, please, because seeing even one post of theirs on your dashboard will make your day. It’s funny, it’s absurd, it’s chaotic, it’s making you jealous of them for having friends like that. Believe me, you will want to see those posts. It’s just… the random shots of serotonin and dopamine out generation needs really fucking desperately 100% of the time.

That’s it with the list! Eleven creators I absolutely adore, and I’m sorry I was babbling so much all the way through, but… Well, actually I’m not sorry. And actually, half of the reason I even made this post is to tell them how much I love them and fangirl about them a bit. So… Yeah. Well.I love you guys and hope you’ll have a wonderful day! And to everyone else reading this: I hope this helped you ind some new creators you can enjoy. And a good day to you too, of cause.

Sincerely, Joy 🖤

(@joylessnightsky/@sanders-sides-fic)

#I hope it's okay to you I just went ahead and did this #if you don't feel comfortable with this or anything written in here feel free to let me know #also no I didn't check the spelling #I'm too tired to do that anyways #sanders sides #sanders sides fanfiction #recommendations #list

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pudgecuddles · 4 years

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Fic Recs!

Sorry this took a while to compile, but here you go, just in time for your birthday @chocochub!

I went ahead and tried to describe any triggers or reasons for the rating (sex vs. violence). I’m sorry if I missed anything that makes you uncomfy that‘s the last thing I want!

Also I got really sleepy around the time I was formatting this so sorry if there’s any errors with links, grammar, or trigger warnings. I’ve tried to be as thorough as I can, but many of these I’ve finished over a year ago and can’t recall every theme or possibly upsetting event :(

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Red Sky in Morning by GinForInk

Rating: E for Sex, Violence and Loss of Limb

Relationships: TaeJoon, YoonKook

Themes: Pirate AU, Curse AU, Adventure, Supernatural, Mystery, Horror

Summary: Captain Namjoon's cursed crew searches the Caribbean for a ship that can save them, and Namjoon's own men have more magic than they let on.

My notes: Even though there’s sex, it’s less smut and more romantic/stress relief than purposefully pornographic. Very heavy on Supernatural and Adventure. Characters are written very well! Definitely a favorite of mine.

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Hijacker’s Island by Gobi17

Rating: T for semi-graphic violence and attempted sexual assault from a villain.

Relationships: None

Themes: Hijack Gone Wrong, Plane Crash, Island Survival, Befriending the Baddies, Psychological Thriller, Mystery, Action

Summary: Jungkook's flight home ends in disaster as a group of hijackers take over the plane, and events quickly spiral out of control.

My Notes: I really loved this one. It was an interactive story where the audience was able to choose what choices Jungkook (the main character) would make. His survival depended on the answers, and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. There is a lot of platonic character bonding, so no sex, however there is a bad guy that fixates on Kookie that later attempts to sexually assault him. If this is triggering to you please do not read.

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Butterfingers by jincherie

Rating: G

Relationships: RM/Reader

Themes: Co-workers, Teachers, Hybrids, Penguin-Hybrid Joon, Heavy Fluff, Penguin Courting uwu

Summary: He had you at the very first pebble he gave you.

My notes: Extremely cute. I’m not usually on for Reader fics as they’re usually rife with unneeded smut and OOC-ness, but I love Namjoon being an awkward, unusual Hybrid and I LOVE cute, animalistic behavior.

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Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup by Runchrandom

Rating: T

Relationships: OT7, but Namjoon-centric

Themes: Supernatural, Humor, Crack treated seriously, part of a series, Dragon-Joon

Summary: In which Namjoon is a man who doesn't know what he wants, then accidentally figures it out while turning into a very large lizard.

My notes: Part of a very cute and funny series of Supernatural boyband BTS, navigating their inherent differences and similarities. Also lots of protective Dragon Namjoon taking good care of his Treasures UwU

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you have 1 new message by bazooka

Rating: T

Relationship: NamJin (my OTP)

Themes: Humor, Text Fic, Imbedded Pictures, Suspense/Mystery

Summary:

r u n c h r a n d a.

fuck

this is going to sound like the weirdest shit

okay look i used ur selcas to catfish and this older dude is gonna buy me stuff but i have to send him a selca with a peace sign

~ * ~ pingkeu jin ~ * ~

hahahahahahaha wtf

My notes: As someone who steers clear of text fics, this one I actually loved! Very funny and clever, the developing relationship between NamJin is hilarious. It also turns into a mystery/thriller???

(You can only read it if you have an Ao3 account as it’s locked to users only)

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Vending Machines and Bad Ideas by smiles

Rating: G

Themes: Blind Dates, Meet Cute, Humor, Rom-Com

Relationships: 2Seok

Summary: Hoseok needed to focus, regroup. He needed to evaluate the situation, weigh his options, and find a solution. He needed to work through this like the capable adult he was. He needed to get his hand out of this stupid vending machine.

My notes: 2Seok is a guilty pleasure of mine lol. This was cute, funny and sweet.

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Human by SunShineSwag

Rating: E for Graphic Violence, Many Murders, Sex, Mentions of Past Abuse and Temporary Character Death

Themes: Serial Killer/Dexter AU, Suspense/Mystery, Romance, Crime, Fluff, Hobi Teaches Yoongi How To Emotion™

Relationships: SOPE, NamJin, side VMinKook

Summary: During the day, Yoongi works for the police as a forensic expert.

But when night falls, he becomes a nightmare.

A serial killer.

My notes: Just finished this one and wow I’m so in love! It seems really intimidating from the tags and summary, but I swear it is also super ooey gooey soft and mushy. There is lots of angst, suspense and hurt/comfort, but with a very happy ending! I actually avoided this fic for a few months cause I didn’t think I was in the right headspace for something super dark, but it was actually quite fluffy.

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Jungkook’s House for the Wayward Werewolf by Rivertoforever

Rating: T for Non-Sexual Intimacy

Themes: Supernatural, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, slight Dom/sub dynamics, Werewolfs, Very Non-Traditional ABO, Asexual/Poly Relationship, Roomate AUish

Relationships: OT7 but very Jungkook-centric

Summary: Being the only human in a household of werewolves can lead to strange experiences, mixed signals, weird behaviour and a lap full of fur.

My notes: This is one of my favorite stories of all time! It’s unfortunately unfinished and has been for a while, so if you’re not a fan of WIPs this won’t be for you :( Otherwise, I reread it all the time! I remember loving the relationship and dynamic between the characters and how they were all very respectful of JK not wanting to be physical with them. A year later I discover I’m Ace! Haha! I consider this fic one of the many things that pushed me in the right direction. It’s very cute, fluffy and soft!

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[And uh... I considered putting this on the list before but thought it was a little too heavy on sex/smut so I took it off, but I’ll leave it here for you to decide. I think that the smut scenes in this fic aren’t necessarily there for “smexy cock fun times” and are more outright statements on gender equality, sociology, informed consent and healthy relationships. Hence why I’ve left it in!]

Mentoring on Marsa by FlyYouFools1

Rating: E for Sex, Firm Dub-Con, Discussion of Non-Con, Violence, Unhealthy Relationships

Themes: ABO, Technically Aliens?, Societal Differences, Culture Shock, Kind of Sugar Baby AU, Viva La Omegan Revolution, Teaching Alphas to Not Be Dicks™, One Big Fat Metaphor for Real Life Gender Discrimination and Systematic Abuse

Relationships: VMinKook, YoonJinNamSeok

Summary: Jungkook comes to the planet Marsa after being promised a full scholarship to Marsa National University. When the scholarship falls through, his academic advisor gives him the number for a mentoring service for newly stranded omegas on Marsa. With rent due, no way home, and no success in finding a job, Jungkook calls the number. The organization sends him Min Yoongi, a fellow omega who's been living on Marsa for 8 years. Yoongi teaches him how to survive. Jungkook's first attempt at survival is alpha couple Jimin and Taehyung.

My notes: This is the really long part one that just finished. It’s 50 chapters of emotional healing, statements on consent, character growth and sneaky omegas. I’m a huge fan of non-traditional ABO fics, and I love when sex is treated not as a “just cause I can”, but as an actual example of gender politics and relationship growth. If anyone is aspec, this might not be the story for you! But if you can mentally push past the idea of sex, I assure you it’s not “porn for the sake of porn”.

#phew #its finally done #sorry this took so long!#I was going through all of my bookmark folders for fics that matched what you said you liked #I specifically left out the ones with smut death or extremely dark themes #and I also made sure nearly all of these fics are finished or one shots #happy birthday again!

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neveroutgothed · 4 years

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WIP Whenever

I have been tagged by both @jeannedarcprice and @awhellstothejoe ! I’m boring, predictable, and I work increeeedibly slowly so I’m still in the middle of That One Vampire/Werewolf AU... with that said, have another snippet!

The sudden force with which Datian grabs his arm takes Adory completely by surprise, and as he glances down at Datian with a wide-eyed expression, the same greets him from the other man's face.

‘That's it,’ Datian mutters, and Adory shakes his head, bewildered.

‘What are you talking about?’

Datian pushes himself up on his elbows and pulls him closer, his hand running up Adory's arm and finally latching onto his shoulder with a vise grip. His eyes are red-rimmed and pleading, pupils blown in the low light.

‘You're a vampire—you can keep me from shifting, Adory, you can—’

Adory stares back at him, his mouth suddenly dry and his spine tingling in abject horror, and time seems to stand still for a stomach-lurching second.

‘No—’ Datian stops, the twitch of his mouth hurt, or scared, or maybe both, and Adory continues. ‘No, I—Datian, are you out of your bloody mind?!’

Datian snaps his teeth at him.

‘No, I'm dying,’ he gasps, and the statement is punctuated by another fit of shivers rocking his body.

tagging: @gara-hun @dominicseneschal @viva-la-trans @dramatic-dolphin

#wip whenever #tag games #consequentiality #that one vampire/werewolf AU #adory blaine #datian pryce #rampantverse

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miz-joelys-sherlollilists · 5 years

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S3: The One Who Mattered Most Fics (Q-Z) - Updated 06/29/20

More S3 fics featuring our darling OTP. #-H can be found here, and I-P can be found here. Enjoy, and as always, let me now if I’m missing one of your faves!

Questions & Conversation Hearts by Browneyesparker (Rated T, One-Shot) Valentines AO3 2014

Realizations & Reactions by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Remember When I Moved In You (The Minor Fall, The Major Lift series) by Keira_63 (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2020

Replacement by Dreamin (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2017

The Return by benedictedcumberbatched (Rated K, One-Shot) Locker!lock AO3 2014

Reunion by succi (Rated K+, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Class Reunion ff.net 2015

Rhythm by AsteraceaeBlue (Rated M, One-Shot) Locker!lock, Barts is the New Sexy ff.net 2013

Role Reversal by texadian (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2016

RSVP by Dreamin (Rated T, One-Shot) Wedding Interruptus AO3 2017

The Sad and Lonely by CatherineCameo (Rated T, One-Shot) Wedding J/M ff.net 2014

Saving the Beautiful Princess by xx-sherlocked-xx (Rated K, One-Shot) Kidnapped! ff.net 2014

Say Goodbye by SirKris (Rated T, One-Shot) Songfic AO3 2014

The Scent of Roses by geekmama (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2017

The Science of Memories by The Author1996 (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Amnesia fic ff.net 2017

Seven Hours In Heaven by Elyf_Sinfonia (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) SBBC, Trapped Together AO3 2015

Shagging Shezza by Raelynn (One-Shot) Closet shagging, Barts is the new Sexy AO3 2016

She makes stars out of glass broken by dreams by viictoriasong (Rated K, One-Shot) Wedding J/M AO3 2015

Sheets by Sundance201 (Rated M, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Sherlock and Molly’s Comedy of Errors by Nightstar Phoenix (Rated K, One-Shot) Who!lock, Adapt/Crossover ff.net 2014

Sherlock’s Scarf by Starswirling (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Secret relationship, Dom/Sublock ff.net 2015

Shezza's Brother (The Missus Chronicles) by heyitsgmats (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2014

Shopping for Molly by SirKris (Rated K, One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2014

Should Have Stayed in the Bath by Dreamin (Rated M, One-Shot) PWP, Wank!lock AO3 2017

The Sign of the First by the_noble_bachelorette84 (Rated M, One-Shot) Wedding J/M, virgin!lock AO3 2014

Silence by hiyas (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2019

Simple Romance by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) ff.net 2019

Six Sentence Tumblr Minific #2 by Sunken_Standard (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Slow Burn by Ambur (Rated M, One-Shot) PWP, Jealous!lock ff.net 2014

S'More Real (S'mores the Merrier series) by BarPurple (Rated T, One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2015

Something Blue by geekmama (Rated K, One-Shot) Wedding J/M AO3 2019

Stag night confessions by KendraPendragon (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Stay by katiebuttercup (Rated M, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Stay With Me by dksanm (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) AO3 2014

Still Beating Loud and Clear by cutebutpsycho (One-Shot) PWP AO3 2014

Talking To Graves by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) Post Reichenbach AU, Wedding J/M AO3 2016

Tell the Truth, Molly by Liathwen (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Drunk!lock ff.net 2014

Tested Faith by afteriwake (Rated K+, One-Shot) Songfic AO3 2018

That Christmas Morning by sherlollymous (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

They always need each other by ElisaReven (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Kidnapped!, Long!fic AO3 2014

Things I Can't Have by TheresaWritesStuff (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Things You Were Afraid To Say by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Thinking of You by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) ff.net 2017

The Third Guest by Fireplum (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Virginlock, Matchmaking AO3 2013

Third Time’s The Charm by likingthistoomuch (Rated T, One-Shot) Secret Relationship, Married Sherlolly AO3 2015

This was not what he expected by writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Those Who Mattered by1MissMolly (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Long!fic, Pregnancy fic, Parentlock AO3 2014

To Prove A Point by lilsherlockian1975 (Rated M, One-Shot) Jealous!lock ff.net 2014

Tourmaline by Fireplum (Rated K, One-Shot) Godparents, Valentines ff.net 2014

Transparent bymotiveandthemeans (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Unclose Me by HeayPuckett (Rated K+, One-Shot) Drunk!lock ff.net 2014

Unexpected Outbursts by Attack_of_a_bookworm (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2020

Unexpected Surprise by demi0123 (Rated T, One-Shot) Valentines AO3 2014

Unforgettable by daisherz364 (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Unplanned, Unintended and (Possibly) Unwise by mizjoely (Rated T, One-Shot) New Year’s fic, Jealous!lock ff.net 2014

Unravel by terrified (Rated K+, One-Shot) Wedding (Other), Married Sherlolly ff.net 2014

Until by afteriwake (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2018

Untitled (Molly has an abusive relationship) by mollymatterrs (Rated T, One-Shot) Christmas tumblr 2013

Untitled (Molly breaks up with Tom) by thisisartbylexie (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2014

Untitled (Sherlock muses on Molly) by thequeenoffanfiction (Rated T, One-Shot) Wallpaper Conspiracy tumblr 2014

Untitled (Sherlock finds out Tom broke up with Molly) by conchepcion (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Mary’s birthday at a strip club) by starlight falls (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (favorite Molly moment) by thiscaringlark (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 2016 tumblr 2016

Untitled (Molly goes on John’s stag do) by ll-again (Rated T, One-Shot) S3 AU, Wedding J/M tumblr 2017

Untitled (Sherlock proposes) by doctor-molly-hooper-holmes (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2017

Untitled (Sherlock interrupting Tom & Molly’s wedding) by sherlollyandspoilers (Rated K, One-Shot) Wedding Interruptus tumblr 2018

Untitled (Molly finds out about Janine) by LikingThisTooMuch (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Untitled (Molly visits Sherlock in hospital during HLV) by writingwife83 (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Untitled (Molly kisses Sherlock in hospital) by kendrapendragon (Rated K+, One-Shot) HABD Sherlock tumblr 2018

Untitled (Pregnant Molly hiding w/Sherlock’s parents) by welcometothelosingside (Rated K, One-Shot) Pregnancy fic, Secret Relationship tumblr 2018

Untitled (Sherlock declining an invitation to Molly's engagement dinner) by writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) S3: The One Who Mattered Most tumblr 2019

Untitled (don't touch me prompt) by writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2019

Untitled (Molly helping Sherlock fold napkins) by theunsinkablemollyholmes (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2019

Utter Something That Matters by Ukthxbye (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2018

The Valentine Conundrum by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Visitor by Sherlockian87 (Rated T, One-Shot) ff.net 2015

Viva Stepney! (Be-Bop-A-Sherlock series) by hobbitsdoitbetter (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2014

The Vow by Abisian (Rated K, One-Shot) Wedlock AO3 2014

Wait a minute… by conchepcion (Rated K, One-Shot) Jealous!lock tumblr 2016

Wallpaper by doctor wtf (Rated T, One-Shot) The Wallpaper Conspiracy tumblr 2014

Wanting What He Couldn’t Have by darnedchild (Rated T, One-Shot) Wedding J/M AO3 2017

We Chose Them (He Finally Understands series) by Writingwife83 (Rated K+, One-Shot) Outside Looking In AO3 2019

We Need To Talk by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) Sherlolly American Style, Molly Leaves fic ff.net 2014

Wear It Like A Badge by mychakk (Rated K, One-Shot) Soulmates AO3 2017

The Wedding Crasher by MG12CSI16 (Rated K+, One-Shot) Wedding J/M ff.net 2014

The Werewolf Needs a Detective (Teen Wolf AU) by The_Consulting_Werewolf (Rated K+, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Shiftlock, Adapt/Crossover, Long fic AO3 2014

What I Want (For Christmas) by simplyshelbs16 (Rated T, Complete, Two-Parter) Christmas, Matchmaking ff.net 2019

What Mummy Found by mistykins06 (Rated K+, One-Shot) Christmas tumblr 2015

When You Were Drunk by SerendipityDreamer (Rated K+, One-Shot) Drunklock AO3 2015

Who Could Love a Beast? by DanaeP24 (Rated K+, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Beauty & The Beast AU ff.net 2014

Why Me? by amessoffandoms (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2019

Winter by allthebellsinvenice (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Dom!lock AO3 2014

Winter’s Tales by allthebellsinvenice (Rated M, Series) Dom!lock AO3 2015

Winter's Tales: A Case Study by allthebellsinvenice (Rated M, One-Shot) Dom!lock AO3 2014

Winter’s Tales: The Laboratory by allthebellsinvenice (Rated M, One-Shot) Dom!lock AO3 2015

Winter's Tales: The Masquerade by allthebellsinvenice (Rated M, One-Shot) Dom!lock AO3 2015

with a tear, the truth comes by broomclosetkink (Rated M, One-Shot) Alt S3, Wedding J/M AO3 2014

With All My Heart (Isn’t She Beautiful? series) by katemiller (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Prop/Eng, Parentlock AO3 2018

The Worst That Could Happen by terrified (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2014

Would You Rather… by theSaphireSky (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Jealous!lock AO3 2014

The Wrong Idea Could So Easily Be the Right One by darthsydious (Rated T, One-Shot) Amnesia fic ff.net 2016

You are my Mama! (The Missus Chronicles) by heyitsgmats (Rated T, One-Shot) Outside Looking In ff.net 2014

You Are The Only One by thefaultoflegend (Rated K+, One-Shot) Songfic ff.net 2014

You Can Never Have Too Many Second Chances by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2014

You Can See Me by hbj01 (Rated K, One-Shot) Wedding J/M, Shall We Dance? AO3 2018

You drank a gallon of milk over night (Tom-verse) by sunken_standard (Rated K, One-Shot) Unplanned Pregnancy fic AO3 2017

You Know I’ll Do Anything I Can To Help You (Last Girlfriend series) by sunken_standard (Rated M, One-Shot) PWP, Virginlock AO3 2017

You're Texting Him Again, Aren't You? (Last Girlfriend series) by Sunken_Standard (Rated M, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Z is for Zero by Ethanamide (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

#sherlolly #series 3: the one who matters most fics #go shoo read!

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starfishandcoffee · 6 years

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#watching under the cherry moon

“Once upon a time in France, there lived a bad boy named Christopher Tracey. Only one thing mattered to Christopher: Money. [...] Somewhere along the way, he learned the true meaning of love.”

Aw man, that’s some Jean Cocteau La Belle et la Bête shit right there. Will Prince truly be cured of his pencil mustache by true love?

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*Tricky’s note* ‘She’s thirsty. Pour it on!’

We’re watching a film about Prince as a for-hire gigolo, I think it’s safe to say we’re all thirsty.

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I like how they threw in a ballerina behind Prince, just to class it up. Now he can make all the sex faces he wants. Or at least he could if Tricky wasn’t distracting him with those notes about how they’re behind on rent and desperately need money, hence why Prince is a gigolo, plot stuff...

Now, movie, I love you, I do - But i’m not exactly watching for the plot.

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A Film By Prince - It really couldn’t have been from any other.

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Five minutes in and we have our butt shot. See, this is why UTCM is the classy Prince picture. Graffiti Bridge gave us shirtless Prince less than a minute in, UTCM makes you wait for it.

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“Mirror, mirror, seventeen fold, who’s the sexiest dressed in gold?”

*Tricky not wearing any gold* “You must be talking about me, cousin!”

*Christopher to Katy, who is not naked* “Smile, Katy, you’re naked!”

Hmmm, the dialogue makes no sense and the whole scene is meaningless - WOW! UTCM really is an art film!

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So Tricky (and possibly Christopher also) are sexing up the landlady Katy... but they still have to pay rent? Seems like they only get slight increases in their delays between paying - Perhaps they should try renegotiating their arrangement?

Or give her them Bela Lugosi eyes, sure.

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“I guess it takes a certain amount of courage for anyone to allow himself to be photographed that way. My advice to Prince is; be a coward the next time.” - Roger Ebert.

... he’s not wrong.

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*Christopher drowns a bath toy*

“Fascist!”

See, this is why the movie flopped; people weren’t ready for such frank and brutal criticisms of Reagan-era government, and his oppression of many minority groups during the 80s - steadily turning America from a capitalist culture of greed and gluttony, to a quasi-fascist regime, hell bent on eradicating certain groups (like the LGBT) through unfair legislation and willful neglect.

Viva la revolution! Prince is ready, willing and able to lead us!

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Prince in the bath, naked, wet, phonesexing it up - truly, the content we all came for.

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*bathroom sign* chantier interdit au public = public access not permitted. BOO. Cockblocking bathroom.

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Oh look, it’s the british actor that played Foot in The Beatles Help! - A movie whose plot revolves around Ringo being chosen as a human sacrifice because he’s wearing a very special ring that he can’t seem to take off...

And yet despite that being the plot, it has a rating of 92% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, while UTCM has a rating of 33% rotten. The moral here? No matter how stupid and terrible your movie, people will mistakenly thinks it’s brilliant if you’ve got someone in there with a British accent.

British accents! Classing things up and making them seem better than they actually are since always! (Disclaimer from this British person: No. They really don’t, we’re not better than Americans, not by a long shot.)

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This movie has Elephants. It is officially the best movie ever made. Prince and Elephants, you can’t top that. Shut down the studios, it’s over for everyone else.

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Mary’s first scene is more than a little weird given the character traits and personality she has throughout the rest of the film -

*here* Wild, shameless and unabashed partygirl, life of the party, no filter, happily flashes a large crowd that includes friends and family, openly flirts with stranger Christopher, is a real livewire.

*the whole rest of the film* Cold, calculating, chip on her shoulder, trust and intimacy issues stemming from a strained relationship with her father, overly serious, fun sucking killjoy.

Consistency! 👍

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It really is a shock to watch a Prince film were the leading lady can actually act.

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I’m weak.

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So Mrs. Wellington is sleeping with Christopher and Mary’s dad? + Her husband? Though he never shows up in the film so he might be DOA.

“You aren’t seeing another man, by any chance? Because if you are, i’ll kill him.” Ah, so this is the real reason he had Christopher killed, not because he cares about his daughter, we see throughout the rest of the film he doesn’t, but what he does care about is his married mistress daring to see another man.

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Mary spends all night and all morning obsessing over comebacks she could have given during a conversation she had the day before? She takes the time to track down where Christopher is, and goes there just to deliver the ‘perfect’ retort? Ok, Mary, ok. I feel you.

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Jabs exchanged over an intimate dance? YASSS, you better give me the enemies to lovers trope I live for UTCM.

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“I’m in the mood for drawers!” Prince’s lyrical genius knows no limits.

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*Christopher sees a stranger’s car*

‘Welp guess i’m just gonna hop in and play pretend i’m driving it!’

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“Oh, no! I don’t know him! He said what, officer? My brother?! Oh, no! We definitely have different fathers! Check it out; butterscotch, chocolate. No way.”

Prince doesn’t get enough credit or praise for how damn funny he is.

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Wrecka Stow - The sole enduring legacy of UTCM.

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Mary’s got that Neon Telephone.mp3 (I want it).

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And another shirtless Prince scene. How can anyone not love UTCM?

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Climbs up the wall with a ladder, breaks into her house through the window, calls himself a pizzaman - Romance; nailed it!

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Funniest scene in the whole movie. *guard dogs start barking* “Oh, fuck it!”

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I wish they’d included Love Or Money on the Parade album.

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A shopping montage? YES. Though they missed the opportunity to have Prince come out in a bunch of different ensembles while Jerome shakes his head.

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Now, I love Prince, I especially love Parade-era Prince, and you know I love this movie, but... that kiss in front of the car... was he trying to kiss her or eat her? And not in the fun way, no, in the: I’m going to rip your lips off with my teeth - kind of way. Red Dragon is not what I want to be thinking about when i’m enjoying a vicarious fantasy of making out with Prince, mkay.

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Chases her down, tackles her to the ground and pins her so she can’t escape. Romance; nailed it!

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“I must have that disease? What’s the name of it?” “It’s called ‘stupid’.”

I freakin’ love this movie.

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“As a matter of fact, it’s not so hot; you bit me once!”

I told yall. If he starts lifting weights and refusing to look at his own reflection, i’m outta here.

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Oh, Prince is making sex noises, moans and all that? Ok, i’m staying.

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“Jesus Christ, shut up? I’m calling your Daddy, this instant. Be quiet, maybe, yes. Pipe down. But not ‘shut up’. Oh, no! I won’t allow that!”

I just...

“I’ll come kick your face off!” “... did you say kiss my face off? I’d like that real well...”

... I love this movie, so much.

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“You rich folks always taking from people like me. That says what? That says now i’mma take something from you.”

The Socialist hero we need (and want). Again, no wonder this flopped:

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One the great things about Kristin Scott Thomas being a great actress is that not only does she elevate the scenes she’s in, it encourages Prince to step up and play off her really well. UTCM is the best Prince ever was, acting-wise.

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I love the shot of Mary’s hand cradling the two lovers superimposed on it. People really need to give Prince more credit for his skills as a director, and of course, the late, great Michael Ballhaus who provides the film’s gorgeous cinematography. UTCM, if nothing else, is a stunningly beautiful picture.

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... these, these kisses between Mary and Christopher are just some of the most awkward and unsexy i’ve ever seen. PRAAANNCCE stop trying to consume her.

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“Because it’s a full moon, and i’m a werewolf, bitch!”

I would be interested in a movie about Jerome Benton becoming a werewolf.

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Billowing curtains during the night, as our main character struggles with confusion and despair? In France?! This really is some Jean Cocteau La Belle et la Bête shit right here.

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This trippy “Christopher, I miss you!” scene... so... artsy.

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I like how the maid in the background is dabbing her, presumably tearfilled, eyes, over Mary’s frustration of her situation. We’ve missed a whole other movie about how the maid practically raised Mary, and is more of a mother to her than her actual mother. She’s even reflected in the mirror, outright crying.

“I hurt real bad.” Maid’s like, me too, baby, me too.

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Nice of Mrs. Wellington to tell Christopher what’s happening with the plot.

“Good luck, Christopher.” She’s weirdly supportive of her former gigolo going after the daughter of the man she’s having an affair with. What’s up with Mrs. Wellington, I feel there’s a lot there we kind of need an explanation of.

And I feel like, ‘well, she is French...’ isn’t a good enough answer.

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This race to the airport/abduction scene is made by having it set to Anotherloverholenyohead. It’s weirdly thrilling and suspenseful.

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“I need a lifetime!” “I’m not giving it to you!”

*the craziest of all crazy eyes*

“Oh yes, you are.”

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This whole scene in the car, again, just great direction, framing, composition... this is such a beautiful film.

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Whipping off his sunglasses exactly as Kiss starts up? Perfection.

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The hobos agree.

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So... why was Christopher aimlessly wandering around the docks after dropping Mary off at the grotto? At first I thought he had sent for Tricky, but no, he’s surprised to see him there, so... what’s happening?

You’d think Christopher would lay low and hide out since the police and Mary’s dad are trying to find him, but... err, nope. This is why you end up shot, idiot.

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“Hold them off, i’m going to get Mary.” But... but... but you already had Mary! You had her and a getaway vehicle! Why did you drop her off, come back to land, and aimlessly wander around?! Movie, I have so many questions.

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Wait... Tricky and Katy make it to the grotto on foot, before Christopher made it by speed boat? So it would have been quicker to just walk there, rather than drawing attention to himself by using the speed boat? Movie, I swear to God.

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“Christopher, run!” He’s in a boat!

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“I’m not going without you.” You already went without her!

“There’s no time to wait, go!” Lady, they’re after him because your father said he abducted you, the best chance he has is to remain with you, while you explain the situation. Idiots, the both of them.

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He’s shot... because of his own poor planning and stupidity. Hmmm.

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Well, Tricky seems more broken up about it than Mary. Guess we know who truly loved him.

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So Christopher’s dead, Mary depressed and refusing to move on, but HEY Tricky’s doing good! He’s landlord of his own apartment complex and Katy’s with him now... I guess she sold the property she owned in France? And Tricky’s threatening to put her out on the streets... hmmm. Well, I guess everything’s come full circle, not, like, in any of the ways we wanted, but, err MOUNTAINS.

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Apart from the slight ball drop at the end, this is honestly a great film, and easily Prince’s best. I love it as is, but I do hope one day we get the original colour print version and the alternate ending that was apparently shot but not used.

#starfishandcoffee #watches under the cherry moon

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Prompt idea: Were!chloe has flees and beca has to treat her, much with chloe’s dismay

[A/N: fleas are the worst. My first apartment had them when we moved in, and we practically had to tent the place. SO. ITCHY.]

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Beca tapped the edge of her pencil against the notebook, shifting uncomfortably in the seats of the auditorium. After about 45 minutes listening to the same lecture about the cells main powers, her back started to go numb. Everything about the makeshift classroom was tired and dreary. The lights were lowered, and some old projector groaned each time her professor would flip a slide.

She was bored, mind wondering as she started to trace little music notes on the paper’s edge. Her notes had become more a skewed as time went on, the tiny brunette fighting sleep as she settled for sitting quietly next to her girlfriend. Her girlfriend of almost a year, school droning on for the seniors as they struggled to keep up grade point average.

The brunette was still getting used to her, to being this close on a daily basis. She was never much for human contact, but after the shocking discovery that Chloe wasn’t human, it somehow bonded them even more. Everything clicked into place and those soft blue eyes meant more than the world to her. It didn’t matter that it had been a stressful journey and that she had doubted herself on more than one occasion (Because, please, there is no way Chloe Beale could be a werewolf). Except she was. She was and that was the reality of it.

Every month Aubrey had been teaching the younger girl better ways of keeping Chloe calm, of getting used to the many puppy-like quirks she had. The jealousy, and well, the heat of it all. Because with all the good parts of Chloe Beale, came the bizarre and otherworldly. But Beca loved every inch of the girl.

The ginger let out a small huff of frustration, running her fingers over the curves of her spiral notebook. It looked a lot neater than Beca’s, that was for sure. The one thing she did have control of was her education- but even she was becoming agitated, Beca noting this as she squeezed the woman’s hand slightly, still trying to focus on the Professor’s drowning words.

Chloe was wiggling in her seat. It creaked, being old. But it wasn’t noticeable, a lot of people were restless; bouncing their legs and letting out small sighs. The older woman, however, started to press her back further into the chair, rubbing it back and forth. Odd behavior, even for her.

The brunette gave her a jarring look, hair falling into Chloe’s steely gaze as she wiggled some more, her tongue peeking out of the corner of her lip in concentration. “Babe?” Beca eased out in a small whisper.

“Hmm?”

“You’re wiggling.” Beca kept quiet, not earning the attention of her girlfriend just yet. “Everything okay.”

“I’m itchy.” Was all she got a response, Chloe having let out a puff of air before falling back in her natural position, crossing her arms over her chest as she blew a bit of hair from her face. She was grumpy, that much was for sure. That was usually Beca’s position in their relationship, so the younger of the two simply lifted her chin and focused back on the lesson.

The door shut softly behind the blonde as she set all of her bags against the floor, rolling her shoulders to ease the tension that had collected along her neck after a day full of studying pre-law. Everything in Aubrey told her to sneak into her room at the back of the apartment. To not let Beca or Chloe catch a glimpse of her arrival, her fingers still clutching a plastic bag.

It wasn’t that she didn’t’ enjoy spending time with the pair. It was that she didn’t have the heart to address the situation that she had gotten multiple texts about. Prompting her to come home from the library a lot sooner than her resolve would normally allow.

She drew in a soft breath before rounding the corner into the living area- clean like it always was, but something was off. Beca leaning heavily against the back of the couch as she shook her head. She had noticed Aubrey but didn’t say a word- dark blue gaze on Chloe.

Chloe who was on her back, using the heels of her feet to dig into the carpet, effectively pushing her around in little circles on the floor. Aubrey could see by the unnatural flipped patterns of the carpet that she had been at it for a long while; writhing on the floor for some relief like a damn maniac. It reminded her of a dog after a bath- trying to dry its coat.

“How long has this been going on?” Aubrey said as she leaned next to Beca in a similar position.

“Mm, two hours?” She responded “She started to feel itchy in class, but I thought she was just restless, you know? It was Mr. Harper.” Aubrey nodded thoughtfully “Anyway, I picked up some take-out and then came home to her trying to rub one out all over the carpet.”

“I really don’t think that’s the correct expression.” Aubrey paled, shaking her head as she stood up straight. “You got take-out?”

“Yeah, Chinese-“She slowed her words the second the blonde shoved a weighted object wrapped in the plastic bag in her grasp. “What’s this?”

“I’ll trade you, Kung-Pow noodles for flea medicine.”

“Aubrey, Flea medicine? You really think she has fleas?”

“Oh, I know she does.” She nodded, taking a step towards the kitchen. “And for once, I’m not the one who has to fight her to get her to actually take the damn antibiotics.”

Beca unwrapped the package, staring at the drab red and white box with a pair of happy pets on the front. It came with a large list of instructions, ones that she knew she wouldn’t’ have the patience to read.

“Ow!” She heard Chloe grunt, her forehead hitting the leg of the coffee table, halting her movements for a mere four seconds before she started to rub herself all over the carpet once more. It pushed a sigh past Beca’s lips. “Fucking fuck.”

Beca grimaced as she caught a glance of Aubrey. “What’s so funny?”

“She is so not going to let you put that on her.”

“You’d think she would want some relief,” Beca stated plainly, tearing into the package. It was a little small tube filled with green jell. It seemed she only had one chance at this; at placing a thin strip of the medicine along Chloe’s back where she couldn’t reach or smear it.

“She finds it degrading,” Aubrey shrugged her shoulders softly. “Who can blame her?”

“You know,” Beca smirked, “Flea’s don’t just stay on the host, your precious rugs are probably crawling with millions of- Okay, okay!” She scrambled out, Aubrey pushing her towards the ginger who was growling slightly at this point. The blonde grumbled something along the lines of how Beca was a child before hurrying into the kitchen to claim her prize.

Beca watched her girlfriend for a few seconds more, trying to access the situation. She was panting at this point, turned on her side as she rolled her shoulder against the perforated carpet. Her jaw was clenched, a determined look in her eyes as she shifted on her back, letting out a huff of frustration.

The tiny brunette took this as her chance, having stuck to the side of the couch like glue at this point. She launched herself forward, catching Chloe in her grasp. The girl was strong, drawing in a thick breath as she let out a squawk. Beca straddled her, pinning one of Chloe’s hands under her knee- both of Beca’s hands placed skillfully above the girl’s shoulders, palm grasping the small tube of medicine.

Chloe squinted at her girlfriend, blue orbs shifting to the hand closest to the side of her face before she shot her stare back towards Beca, a gasp escaping her lips. “You wouldn’t.”

“Try me, Beale.” The brunette hissed, struggling to keep Chloe from breaking away from her hold. The ginger wasn’t having any of this, her eyebrows knitting together as she struggled to shove the girl off. “Seriously, Chloe? It’ll help, I promise!”

“I don’t have fleas!” She said painfully.

“Yes, you do,” Aubrey said from behind the couch, a white box with red lettering clutched in her grasp. She was mid-bite, noodles piled on a metal fork as she chewed slowly. Beca giving her a dark glare.

“Oh!” The sound came out as a gasp as Chloe put her hand on Beca’s side, effectively using most of her strength to shove the girl to the floor beside her. The smaller girl let out a grunt as Chloe freed herself from her clutches, quick on her feet as she began to dash away from the two women.

“Viva la, Fuck you!” Chloe shouted, surging forward towards their shared bedroom.

Beca flipped onto her stomach, reaching out with her free hand to grasp Chloe’s ankle, bringing the girl back down to her level, it earned another growl from the girl, her own abdomen getting the air knocked from it.

“Aubrey,” Beca struggled out, climbing on Chloe’s back once more, wishing or a stronger hold, Chloe’s hands stretching towards the room one more as she dug them into the carpet. “A little help, please!”

“I’m good.” The blonde said with a sigh, plopping down on the sofa as Beca let out a frustrated groan, She was enjoying this way too much. Beca took her one hand and tore the cap of the medicine away. There wasn’t much in the container. “Make sure you don’t miss, that stuff is expensive.”

“Chlo, if you don’t hold still, I swear to God!” Beca dug her elbow into the girls back, brushing her wild locks out of the way as she carefully squeezed a bit of the cold jell onto her girlfriend’s neck, making her growl softly as she continued to struggle- the brunette placing it where she wouldn’t be able to reach it even if she tried, her heart pounding loudly in her ears as Chloe finally stopped trying to fight her off.

Both of them sat, trying to catch their breath for about a minute, Beca swallowing roughly as she placed the tube of empty antibiotics on the glass coffee table to her right. Sweat was soaking through her shirt at this point, jaw clenched as she shakily pulled herself off Chloe and onto the floor next to her. Crossing her legs.

“I’m not itchy anymore,” Chloe spoke into the floor, her arms still above her head.

“Chlo,” Beca panted, the redhead turning her gaze towards the flushed woman. “I am.”

#Pitch perfect #Beca Mitchell #Chloe Beale #bechloe fic rec #bechloe #Fanfiction #were!Chloe #werewolf au #requested

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