#whack talks

[whackdreamer]

My fav part of Black Clover chap. 365 is how Damnatio conveniently pushed Nero into the portal circle while she was strongly thinking about Asta. So if you say it was Nero who called for Asta, Damnatio pretty much made way for it to happen🤣

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[journey-to-the-attic]

one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

[spark-circuit]

hello Emanator!Sampo theory enjoyers. is this anything.

[hellohellowelcome]

Standard shonen endings have rotted some people's brains. I've seen so many dudebros disappointed that Izuku didn't at the very least "bag his girl" as some sort of reparation for losing his quirk. And so much Ochako slander for "ghosting" Izuku for 8 years for being quirkless (not true btw, leak mistranlastion) because she wasn't explicitly Izuku's endgame love interest in typical shonen fashion. I even saw a tweet doing crazy numbers (70k+ likes) suggesting that Izuku should've gotten with Hatsume because at least she spent 8 years working on his suit....? Ask yourself why you feel like Izuku needed a canon love interest post-time skip to be happy. And then ask yourself why you hate women and view them as the MC's "much-deserved" reward for saving the day.

[bornonthesavage]

God, the fact that when Crowley said “You can’t leave this bookshop” he really meant “You can’t leave me.” And so when Aziraphale, who didn’t understand that was what he meant, replied with “Nothing lasts forever.” All Crowley heard was “We were never going to last forever.” Even though that was NOT what Aziraphale meant. Those two real are the gold medalists of miscommunication.

[introspectivememories]

[shatterdome-underscore]

Marcille talking about how good she was at school in the cockatrice episode of dungeon meshi to hype herself up was so funny like girl you are an adult with a job and you just violated the fantasy Geneva Conventions, your GPA is not important at this moment in time

[throngsss]

I actually finished coloring something

[stiffyck]

Ignore the wack anatomy I’m tired and just wanted to doodle the guys before bed

[willowser]

i just think katsuki is a very pinch their nose, tug on their ear, squish their cheeks, grab their whole face in his hand, hold them upside down by the ankles, put them in a headlock kind of dad.

[whackdreamer]

Black Clover thoughts and ramblings.

The BC devils recieved the 'Elf treatment' too.

Like how the Elves had their magic stolen by royals, in way, way, back from the canon timeline the devils were mistreated or misused by humans. I have no strong arguements to this idea other than saying how this is Tabs using parallels in the story.

I just want to think about the devil binding ritual that the Faust family performs. Perhaps back in time the devils were used for their magic but were eventually forced to become slaves to humans. At first, the humans form contracts with them, while the devil fulfills it fairly. Until one day their contracts were abused and led to the ancient devil war that was shown from the old Heart Queen's memories.

....Yeah, that's pretty much what I had in mind.

[shanastoryteller]

maybe i'm just a hater, and this is an unpopular opinion, but the only one of dean's love interests i like for him is cassie

granted! i skip around pretty heavily after season 4 because i couldn't stand what they did to the sam and dean, but

lisa was a pushover and their whole vibe was weird as hell. jo came off as way too young for him and the way she was sort of in awe of him really soured me on that. robin was sweet but it just didn't feel like it was built on anything substantial - but also they were kids so

generally, the show went to a lot of effort to flesh out sam's love interests, even when they were only brief flings, as he's not generally one for falling into a bed with a stranger (as long as his soul's intact)

sam's got a type! it's pretty consistent! there's mutual interest and attraction and respect before they fall into bed together, which makes it all very believable. you're like i completely understand why sam likes these girls and why they like him

the only time i feel like we get that with dean is with cassie

every other girl just seems to like the idea of him more than the reality

[mamawasatesttube]

i think cassie sandsmark should get into fullmetal alchemist and naruto and stuff because then she could literally have the power of gods and anime on her side. and post

[frenchfry99]

🎳 cw for spooky behavior?? just a bit??

Faces people know more than names The hair is there and all the brains Your head would mean so much to me.. Your head would mean so much to me!

Muhehehehdhghh silly mans,,,killer!Robbie real?? let's say his brainworm was a juggalo

..what happened to hi hello how are you :|

and mob Robbie doodles because he's just that silly I could not leave him out!

Btw his favorite pony is Pinkie Pie,he told me himself!!

(I wonder which would actually be his favorite though)

Crazed beetle & Dr Stone face belong to : @clownsuu

>:^]

[bradshawsbitch]

lewis 'snow white' pullman

bonus;