#what if-

[cod-dump]

Gaz, walking into the lounge: Did anyone just get a bottle of whisky in the mail?

Soap: Uh yea, it's like a four thousand pound bottle!

Ghost: I'm getting a bad feeling about this...

Soap: With such a generous gift? Probably from Nik

Gaz: Did you not get a letter with it? I did

Soap: ... what does the letter say

Gaz: "To my haters, I lived bitches"

Ghost, gasping: No!

Soap: THAT BITCH-

[nectaric]

what if ur muse kissed momus to shut him up

[casuallyhivemind]

If there are fallen angels, are there risen demons?

[constantinerkives]

while i continue writing, an idea struck me🤩

What if:

In the next one-shot🫣

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shit🧎‍♀️

[hidefire2]

what if instead of doing drafts I just posted a bunch of cute fluffy opens

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[journal-number-3]

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[cod-dump]

Bad Guy: We’re going to kill your husband!

Alejandro: Who?

Bad Guy: *points at Rudy*

Alejandro: He’s not my husband

Bad Guy: HE’S NOT?!?

[scaryorganmusic]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

And they were roommates...

[junglejim4322]

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that