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hey mark what the Fuck
#hello?????#the edge of sleep#edge of sleep#markiplier#like ok First of all#fucking phenomenal job on pretty much all counts#like i went to video school and this was really well shot and edited and yall got a killer cast all the way down to the child actor#not to mention locations and audio work#not that your other stuff hasnt impressed also like i felt similarly with in space and warfstache but those were also a lil Goofy yaknow#this is a legit show and i hope it feels like you did accomplish that cos u did#second of all#what. and i say again-the fUCK#watched finally cos ironically have to stay up all night so i can sleep tomoro for work but i uh im nervous to now o_o#gon have some nightmares myself i tthink#super unsettling shit well done..and as somenoe who has had night terrors and gone days without sleep...yea lmao yall nailed it
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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THE NEW CHAPTER OF MISTAKES ON MISTAKES UNTIL IS OUT AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS~~~~~~
Spoilers for ch 74 below >:)




Head in hands. And then they all happened to be self sacrificial idiots.
Infinitely delighted by the fact that Optimus automatically decided to catch whoever was falling and only look who that was afterwards. 100/10. Peak Optimus writing.
#fic fanart#momu fanart#maccadam#transformers#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#optimus prime#megatron#momu is so good it made me draw megatron againā this is what true power looks like#teeny tiny doodle of Ratchet#I love momu Optimus beyond imaginable#usually Iām much more interested in him while heās still Orion#because Optimus feels much more restricted in his thoughts and actions you know#in fics. I forgot to say I was talking about OP in fics#but in MOMU? I donāt even know how to describe it?? He is so comforting#he is all responsible and noble but also JUST the right amount of whimsical and chaotic š¤#also I WAS NOT PREPARED for that level of architectural descriptions#my brain went ābruh we donāt fucking know all those words for space station structure components letās give up how about thatā#ahahahahahdjdjjfjf#not a critique by the way absolutely not#Iām gonna reread this fic at least one more time to catch more details and understand more of#uh#*vaguely waves hands*#this. everything.#because Iām 100% sure the whole story is FILLED with more layers I havenāt catch purely because I didnāt know what to look for
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My beautiful princess with a disorder and his fucked up lizard husband.
#star trek#star trek deep space nine#ds9#garashir#julian bashir#elim garak#my art#and im back again with yet another garashir screenshot redraw#they've just got a lot of scenes that i want to redraw what can i say#and i know the shading is fucked and not dark enough but my body is tired so :p
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I mean, look at these two, Backy and him-- I mean, it would have been the most romantic thing in the world if we could have had Nick Backstrom on the ice giving that goal...
ALEX OVECHKIN KISSING NICKLAS BACKSTROM ON LIVE TELEVISION.
#BRENT JOHNSON JUST STRAIGHT UP SAYING IT ON LIVE TELEVISION AHHHHHHH#SAYING IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST ROMANTIC THING IN THE WORLD. AS OVI. KISSES. NICKE.#ON NATIONAL TELEVISION#WHAT THE FUCK ALL MY NARRATIVES ARE JUST TURNED UP TO ELEVEN#Alexander Ovechkin#Nicklas Backstrom#Washington Capitals#Brent Johnson#Centers and Wingers#Hockey kisses#SO MARRIED#ROYAL COUPLE OF THE NHL#The Gr8 Chase#Caps lb#Again sorry about the quality. I am in states of emotion on my couch
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re : how each brother reacts learning that they can't go back
you'll have to pry the "all the Brozone Bros knew what happened at the tree" headcanon outta my cold, dead dead dead hands.
#sandflakedrew#trolls clay#trolls john dory#trolls floyd#trolls bruce#on today's docket : brozone angst#added in order of who i think found out first to last#listen#listen listen listen#they Knew!!!#JD for obvious reasons#Clay from Viva#Bruce isn't taken aback hearing Viva's story either. He's heard before#the combo of Floyd's 'never thought i'd see any of my brothers ever again' & 'is it really you?' hits a similar note for me#They! Knew!#clears throat. anyways#me to me : okay but wouldn't it be a little bit /more/ fucked up if JD didn't /let/ himself be fully gray? wouldn't that be worse?#the idea of someone forcefully sucking that shit back in?#terrible.#awful.#perfect for JD#perfect perfect perfect one might even say#same kinda deal with bruce.#what if you heard the news and felt compelled to try and live for more people than yourself. in order for your current peace to be fair#what then#i have more thoughts but this is enough tags as is#trolls#dreamworks trolls
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Link Click Season 2 finale: LU GUANG DID WHAT??
Link Click Bridon Arc finale: LU GUANG DID WHAT??
#link click#link click season 2#link click bridon arc#link click spoilers#shiguang dailiren#lu guang#random saying#HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK#LU GUANG COME BACK I HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS#tbh Bridon arc answers like 2 questions then raises 10 more#its not LG if he doesnt do some huge shit in the finale#like he got stabbed in last minutes of S1 too#id never thought itd get topped again and again every season
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i really donāt think itās ātypical dragon age fandom nonsenseā for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing thatās remained constant are nods to our previous choices.
i wasnāt expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i canāt find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldnāt have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? youāre gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldnāt have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? youāre saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.
#dragon age#yes iāve seen john eplerās explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could āreally do something with.ā#and i understand what heās saying and iām curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but iām still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldnāt be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also donāt really appreciate dev comments like ācareful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific#ways to kill your faves teehee š¤š¤ā like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghainās inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him#again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ātypicalā nonsense for this fandom itās people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what#fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ādamn itās fucking upsetting that this excited replay iāve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending iāve been doing#for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.ā#might as well tell someone to watch a letās play of trespasser and thatās it.#11/26 in a hater mood so iām turning rbs back on lol. go forth & be petty
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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years
work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years
half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts
shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one
#liz blogs#valve#team fortress 2#tf2#half life#half life 3#what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace#valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE#and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET#in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l#like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time#ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once#crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what#its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie#edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere#but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked
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SEVERANCE 2x10 / 1x04 | "Whatever this life is, it's all that we have."
#severance#severance spoilers#severanceedit#myedits#oh man#oooooh maaaaan what the fuck#oh i need to think about all this for like 400-500 business days before i can say anything about it#but this is the first thing that smacked me#watching him trying to bullshit manipulate himself and undermine his innie's entire existence#and him being like 'it's helly actually. helly. that's the person I'M in love with' like fuck you actually#it's so goddamn messy and i love it so much#once again: you would think jetlag gifs would be harder to make and you would be WRONG#so wrong#also severance giffing is way more depressing but i feel like i need to gif my way through all these emotions#because fuuuuuuUCK#those comments about mark/helly shippers not being disappointed like askdjaskdjnkwjbrasf#don't get me wrong i love gemma and i love mark/gemma and i do want him to get her back but like#he did the right thing for gemma and his outie (sort of). he got her out. and then he just noped and chose life and helly#even if it's only for another minute#HONESTLY#that last scene will be living rent free for eternity
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actually what the fuck is matsuda talking abt when he says "hey not to condone the murders but since this happened we've seen a dramatic decrease in the number of violent crimes committed" like. what abt murder??? i thought u guys were treating this as a mass murder??? u literally ARE condoning what kira is doing by excluding it from the definition of violent crime??
#im kind of getting all This Says a Lot About Society abt death note again#everytime i watch that scene im like ālol why did he say thatā but this time i was like wait what the fuck is he talking abt????#death note
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there's meta to be had about just how much of viktor's arc is about loneliness and the blatant visuals they use in his evolution about metamorphosis, butterflies, cocoons, in utero, etc, as he molts from a soft, vulnerable larva who keeps getting hurt in his bids for love and acceptance, into a hardened final form complete with an exoskeleton acting as both physical and emotional armor. a shield keeping his emotions in and the pain of loneliness and rejection out, until it's cracked and his humanity is forcefully exposed. like. sorry if it's just the entomologist in me but this was blatantly obvious the very first time i watched the show and I've been continually surprised that no one's really pointed this out. as a certified lonely person it struck such a deep cord with me, when he accepted his fate, his path ahead, to be one he'd have to walk alone, finally putting up that last seemingly impenetrable wall around his soft parts (but keeping the blanket, this signal that he never asked for this, and that he's not unreachable). So much of his s2 arc centered around not just his desire to right his wrongs and help the world, but to connect with others and not feel alone, both of which got twisted by the hexcore. His attempt to create a hivemind where no one would ever suffer loneliness or rejection or loss, and he would feel their souls with him as well (even though that was an illusion in the end, he truly believed it). The whole 'I now speak with all their voices' but he's just floating in an empty space. And for the consequence of the glorious evolution to be eternal solitude, it just drives home how that's the worst possible fate imaginable for Viktor.
#arcane#viktor arcane#jayvik#arcane meta#look i barely post analyses but i've been on a roll lately and i just wanna say i'm theorizing CONSTANTLY. i havent stopped for three month#i just havent posted it.#anyway i felt the need to say this one even in rough form because it's. such powerful imagery they use and yet barely anyone talks about it#given esp the canonical butterfly motifs used over and over and over#viktor's so fucking alone in the last year of his life. he shrinks in on himself. he's deeply hurt. getting rejected in the council room wa#like IT for him. the defeat when he finally gives up and gives in.#i just. bro. this is a big part of why i identify so strongly with viktor as a character because it's so much about his loneliness#i may clean this up and post an actual meta about it if i feel like it. this is really one of the most important parts of his arc imo#mage viktor leaving jayce down in that ravine. watching him but not intervening. in a way forcing jayce to experience his loneliness#idk how you watch that scene with The Line and Viktor standing alone after hex-Sky disappears and not get a knife through the heart#at feeling his utter soul-crushing loneliness#he's now alone in the astral plane. no one could understand him before because of what made him different#now he's alone again. no one can perceive him how he actually is. again and again no one sees him for who he is
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Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinavitch + G-d
THE PITT | 1.11 "5:00 P.M" THE PITT | 1.14 "8:00 P.M"
#the pitt#thepittedit#tvdoctors#dana evans#michael robinavitch#thepittsource#tvedit#dailyflicks#usertelevision#filmtvtoday#cinematv#*#i genuinely wonder how this will do#i have more artsy ones planned#dr robby#jumblr#jewish representation#doctorrobbysource#ngl it really bummed me out seeing people gif that scene and not include the text#I was so fucking happy and exited to see real representation#but then again considering what happened canāt say iām shocked#and I included the whole word cause I copy & pasted it#Iām still not sure how I feel about writing it but it felt right
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holy shit. in the scene in DDBA episode 4 where Matt is approaching Frankās hideout, you can hear a steady beat underlying the score. Matt located Frank by his fucking heartbeat.
#thatās absolutely fucking crazy#I think the common fic trope of Frank having an insanely steady heartbeat might just be fanon#but I donāt doubt that Matt knows what it sounds like#after all the time Matt spent with Frank in S2#and the inconvenience that caused him as DD tracking down the Punisher and as Matt when his firm took on the case#(I wonāt say Matt was working on it personally. we all know that shit was Foggy and Karen lmao)#I donāt doubt that Matt learned Frankās heartbeat just to know when to expect shit to go down#or to know how to find him to shake him down about local murders and get unsolicited advice about Mattās own demons :)#matt murdock#daredevil#frank castle#the punisher#daredevil: born again#ddba#daredevil spoilers#daredevil: born again spoilers#ddba spoilers#DDBA episode 4#sic semper systema#marvel#mcu
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" Ohh mmfp- FUCK..! Waka- TOSHI!.. Ahgg- God-."
Your eyes rolled back to the back of your skull, drool seeping out from the corner of your mouth. Above you was Ushijima Wakatoshi, ruthlessly pounding into you from behind, keeping both your arms pinned behind your back with a grip of a single hand as he pressed you further and further into the mattress from how hard he was fucking you stupid.
Your head laid turned to the side, cheek pressed up on cushion below as you gazed up at him with your ass in the air, stood and displayed all for him to bury his thick cock balls deep inside your tight, sloppy wet cunt.
"Ahhg- mnpff- mm- yeah! Ohh fuuckk! Yes, yes, right there!"
You mewled and cried out with pleasure, moaning and whining under him while his expression stood the same. A stoic and blank face with dark and lust filled eyes taking up each bounce and jiggle of your tits, ass, and thighs whenever he'd pull out his thick cock out of your tight cunt, plunging back in hard and rough. Grunting only occasionally.
You were out of it. So fucking out of it that you didn't even notice the sound of your apartment's door opening, light shuffling coming from the living room as someone called out a greeting. But it didn't reach you. Too fucked up and cock drunk that you could only focus on the way his hand would lift in the air to land a harsh and almost skin-tearing smack on your ass, squealing with delight as pain mixed with pleasure, stomach twisting tighter and tighter.
Your orgasm was building up fast, so fast you could barely catch up with your own breathing, slowly coming undone beneath him as you writhe, screaming out his name so loud you weren't surprised if you'd get at least 10 noise complaints from your neighbors. Oh wait.. that's right. This wasn't your house.
With a full body shudder, you felt the knot in your stomach completely burst, squeezing down hard on his pulsing cock as you squirted all over him and the bed below before slumping over and panting. What was I thinking of again?
Oh right, this wasn't my house. This... Wasn't my house?
... Oh. Right. It was his house. But only I didn't live here anymore.
It was only then you'd snap out of your daze, the door to the bedroom opening, your head snapping to look over at the door way. There stood a familiar woman, looking dumbfounded.
"Babe..?"
You were now his ex-girlfriend after all.
#oops went the wrong way again#okay i did say that i would write smth about ex bf oikawa but#hdhshsjja#im sorry i couldn't resist#ex bf oikawa is still on my list tho so hes probably coming soon#i just wanted to put this out here cause... damn fucking ex bf ushi and his new girl catches us#lmao idk what this is tbh#tw cheating#Ushijima Wakatoshi#Ushijima#Ushijima smut#Ushijima Wakatoshi x reader#Ushijima Wakatoshi smut#Ushijima Wakatoshi imagines#Ushijima Wakatoshi blurb#Ushijima Wakatoshi one shot#tw toxic#tw toxic behavior#tw other woman#tw ex relationship#smut#Ushijima Wakatoshi Timeskip#Angst#Haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu ushiwaka#haikyuu ushijima
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