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🍓fr ask game!
🍓Biggest dragon in your lair (based on in-game sizes) and biggest dragon in your lair (based on lore sizes
In terms of ON-SITE size Cassette here would be my largest with a Length of 30.99m and a Wingspan of 18.52m
But for lore/headcanon my dragon PlanetaryFizzANYWAYS
In lore PlanetaryFizz (name given to it by the head scientist) is the largest
It's a transdimensional entity that infiltrated the Aether Orbiter and assumed the appearance of the Aethers inside. It's not malignant, but it's not overly friendly. You could approach it but it's very dangerous to, it could kill you in an instant.
It's held in some sort of cell in the laboratory and is being studied. The head scientist, Hollunuo, has appointed himself the task of understanding this... Thing.
It's driving him mad though. At first he thought the cell actually contained the entity, but he quickly realized that no. The entity is staying in there willingly. It can leave whenever it wants to.
(↑↑This guy right here↑↑)
PlanetaryFizz' true size is unknown, but after the Orbiter returned to Sornieth and the entity was taken to the lab it grew in size. Significantly. It's about the size of a 3–4 story house currently.
#i posted this too early#i didn't realize you couldn't save asks to your drafts??? why#WHATEVER whatever man#I don't follow on-site lore and stuff‚ i only take small little tiny tidbits for mine#so imps are NOT the largest breed of dragon‚ that title goes to Gaolers#actually all ancients are larger than moderns‚ imps are only a little bigger than moderns‚ spirals are a little bit larger than imps#veils aren't tiny‚ faes ARE though#i kept that cuz i thought it was a little cute#but gaolers are big hulking beasts. i've got a Gaoler who's a nursery caretaker and one of the faes helps out too#they make nests in the gaos big mane for fae hatchlings#i will always leap at the opportunity to talk about my baby PlanetaryFizz#xen.speaks.fr#xen.asks
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uhm so... screw it better?
#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis#my art#if you want more spicy art I'm @/never-god on bsky eheh#i know this is not so spicy it's just subtext#whatever man
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arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
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Ok, replaying Veilguard and
YEAH ABSOLUTELY ULRIKE AND LUCANIS should hold hands and kiss about stuff, it makes so much sense, Ulrike having all his life dealt with Spirits and Spite getting inside LUCANIS IT'S MAKES SO MUCH SENSE TO ME LIKE BOTH LUCANIS AND SPITE LIKE ROOK BC ULRIKE TRIES TO UNDERSTAND THEM
#SOMETHING SOMETHING#THEY'RE SO rogue/cleric doomed yaoi coded to me yknow?????#like yeah ur like super possessed but ur my pookie and ily 😘💘#modern au of sicario lucanis and priest ulrike that Lucanis confesses his crimes to him#whatever whatever man#really#who cares#(it's smashing his own head against the wall)
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the Horrors probably could’ve been avoided if they just tried the Medicine Drug
#based off of that one fuckass dr house gif. you know the one#its my favorite thing ever#been drawing a big anya sketchpage but got ENTIRELY fucking sidetracked by this thang. dr hanya#the power of drawing the stupidest shit known to man is one hell of a motivator#had fun messing around with colors and bein MESSY on the main image#forcing myself to be more comfortable with leaving some of that sketchiness in#anyway!#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#should. i??? tag house?????#he’s there 🫵 right there 🫵🫵#dr house#whatever#myart#wait wait. wait.#housewashing. is this anything
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I feel like we really lost something when we started looking at writing as a reader-centric product meant to appeal to the desires of a specific audience rather than a writer-centric approach of someone writes whatever particular thing particular compels them/whatever weird thing the demons in their head want to talk about, and people out there who are also compelled, and/or relate, find that writing. A lot of discussions of writing really center around what readers want rather than a writer's exploration. Sometimes as a reader I don't know what I want. I click on a fic or pick up a book I'm not sure about but that looks interesting, and I love it. Reading what I expect to get is it's own joy, but we always need to expand our horizons and not get mad at creators for not always writing what we want/expect.
#This applies to other media too#Like movies or TV or theater#Idk man like#It's a very the customer is always right attitude with books these days#And I think it has leaked into fic writing as well#People really get the “this isn't what I personally enjoyed” and “this thing is objectively bad” mixed up#Like people can leave whatever reviews they want on my books they paid for it#But I've had people who liked OFMD be like well I didn't like this because it wasn't OFMD#Well I didn't say it was did I?#And never forget that fic commenter I got who was like um I don't like that you had QuinObi in this but otherwise it was good#Ok???#KCrabb rambles#Writing things
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growth // decay
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#sukuna#ryoumen sukuna#itafushikugi#take them take them take them im DONE#i started this 3 WEEKS AGO kms curse u job.....curse u commute......#whatever its fine bc look mom i can still draw omg i can still draw and i dont hate it!!!!!#this was th first actual insp that had hit since like. march. and i was like omg yippee finally i can not want to die while doing my hobby#regardless of th 3 week timeline (atrocious) im soosososo pleased w these#nobara in particular i am especially proud of i tried smth new with her hair and the render and i ws like!!!! :D!!!!!!#altho i kinda ended up shooting myself in th foot bc of it when it came time to move onto itfs#bc by then a whole week had passed and id forgotten how i did it so i was worried abt style consistency#esp when megumi's colour palette said it wanted to be blue all of a sudden#but i decided hey whatever ill lean in2 primaries itll b fine and fun (it was in fact not so fine and fun i suffered the whole time)#nobara looks GREAT megumi looks great in lowercase bc tht hood made me want to die#yuuji...#kinda worried abt yuuji bc of sukuna it looks pretty busy over there on the left but whatever man ive been working on this fr too long#i dont dislike it at all but i definitely think hes the weakest of th series dsgkjsfdj rip i redid his pose like 4 times#whatever we persist!!! enjoy hina draws the first years with plants and weird eye horror episode 352347#hopefully this is a sufficient offering after my month+ hiatus gomen smile
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Oh goodness this request was so far back but I do plan on doing all requests. Background and no background versions below cut.
#i try not to complain abt my art in public 2 much but man im never satisfied with my backgrounds and i have uni stuff so like...whatever go#go my unsatisfying art#im gonna be semi offline because of uni so ill be queuing other doodles#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#image described#furry#rendered art#fish#anchovy
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You swear Satoru pretends he’s not as strong when he’s around you. The man will let you shove him and then immediately collapse to the floor, whining that you’re just sooo mean to little ol’ him :(
So, of course, when he’s about to leave for the day, expecting his usual morning kiss, and you’re not exactly giving him what he wants (just those quick, annoying little pecks), he starts getting that look.
That stupid grin.
Big and dopey, blue eyes crinkling as his snowy lashes flutter, leaning in closer each time you try to pull away, chasing your mouth like a fool in love. “Nooo, come back. You know what I want.”
And obviously, you’ve had enough.
You grab him by the front of his jacket, spin him, and pin him up against the wall. One hand cupping his pec, because if you’re gonna do this, you’re gonna do it right, and the other curling around the sharp line of his jaw as you lean in and kiss him.
Sloppy. Messy. Tongue sliding into his mouth, breath warm and close, and you swear you hear a moan slip from the back of his throat.
You murmur against his lips, “This is where you're weak, right?”
And it’s like you hit a pressure point. His legs buckle slightly, spine curving like you knocked the air out of him. If you weren’t holding him up, he’d probably be sliding straight down the wall. His fingers twitch like he wants to grab you, anchor himself, but all he can do is giggle breathlessly against your mouth, brain clearly buffering.
When you finally pull back, he’s flushed. Blinking like you just smacked him. The tips of his ears are pink, his lashes fluttering as he stammers, “What the hell was that, baby, no, nuh uh, you come back here and finish what you started.”
And now he’s whining at the door like the poor, lovesick puppy he is, mumbling about how he’s gonna be thinking about that kiss all day.
You change his contact to 'Masochistic freak' after he finally leaves to go on some random mission.
#What can I say the man loves to be manhandled#Though there is the off chance that he will pin you down just so he can taste whatever sweet you ordered#There's no point in stealing a bite when he has you#mdni#Satoru gojo#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo fluff
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that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies
#logan 2017#wolverine#x-23#hope u dont mind that this is a bit ooc from the movie i just thought it was funny#i made this comic a looong time ago but i had my reasons to not post art in 2023... im sure other artists had the scare too....#tbh i still do but whatever man i just wanna post my silly drawings in peace <//3#my art#ghostlydoodles#marvel#x men#logan howlett#logan#x-men#laura kinney#laura howlett#artists on tumblr
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gamer lingo
#this was a shower thought#man I just remembered I have people who know me who look at my page sometimes#well whatever I guess#IM ALLOWED TO BE CRINGEY ON THIS SITE OKAY?!?? 😔 if not in real life then HERE#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#danganronpa#sdr2 chiaki#sdr2 fanart#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#danganronpa 2#danganronpa goodbye despair#dr2#dr2 goodbye despair#chiaki nanami#hiyoko saionji#nanami chiaki#saionji hiyoko#gundham tanaka#hajime hinata#ibuki mioda#mahiru koizumi#nagito komaeda#nekomaru nidai#kazuichi souda#super danganronpa goodbye despair#clearlydusty
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Price: It has 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, full basement with laundry room, but it has room for making a couple more bedrooms and a bathroom.
Price: Was thinking of using this bedroom as a guest bedroom for now.
Price: The other bigger ones for the kids someday.
Price: An open kitchen, very big, a little bare for now.
Price: This is my office.
Price: This would be your space. You can do anything you want with it.
Price: A reading room, a gaming room, art room...
Y/N: What?
Price: In the back there's a greenhouse and a big garden. Do you like gardening or just having flowers around?
Price: I can arrange someone to come every so often to take care of the yard.
Y/N: Wait...
Price: Let me walk you through it, you'll love it.
Price: I can build a gazebo riiiight there. What do you think?
Y/N: John, enough.
Price: (tilts head confused)
Y/N: This is literally our first date.
Price: (shaking his head) None of that.
Price: What's your ring size?
#cod x reader#cod scenarios#john price#cod incorrect quotes#john price x reader#john price x fat reader#john price x plus size reader#this man locked in immediately when he saw you#he would 100%#bro even has a card with money for you to use every month#man's ready to put the house on your name too#and a child in you but whatever he'll wait
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tim as that one picture from that one game bc i can draw whatever i want
#he's listening to enya (literally canon)#this is incredibly self indulgent whatever man#tim drake#dc red robin#batfamily#dc comics#dc fanart#dmmd#daiwild#gonna stare at this image whenever i have period cramps like this is actually me. im tim.
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98 lovemail doodles >_<
#trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#nicholas d wolfwood#i was able to convince my friend to start 98 after we got back from AX HAHA and so i wanted to doodle the gang again ^_^#it's so funny how i always draw trimax ww super grumpy but then my 98ww is always such a goofy goober BAHAHA#trimax ww is still pookie to me tho dont get it twisted!!! ^_^#but yeah it's fun to decide how i want to differentiate between the different versions of ww#also i love 98 meryl so much she is so let me speak to the manager core (heart eyes)#and the color palette for vash i referenced from the lost july episode bc I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH THE COLORS IN THE PLANT STATION SCENES#idk what it is abt it but it tickles my brain. so pretty T__T#man im fr that type of artist who is posting different versions of the same drawings on different platforms LOL#but yall on tumblr and ig get it better imo hehe. when i post on twitter im like fucket whatever#i usually dont post on tumblr/ig until a day or two later so by then i make a couple of changes/finish stuff/color stuff#so here u go enjoy the colored versions of these doodles HAHA
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pilot diet

🚨: reference to medical fasting, somnophilia (previously consented), reader wakes up briefly, cunnilingus, tongue fucking for sustenance basically, ambiguous female orgasm but maybe squirting if you're into that
caleb was hungry.
per the fleet’s medical personnel, all airmen were required to go on a 12-hour water fast before their annual physical exam. and his was tomorrow.
he thought he’d be fine. thought he could last a few extra hours on an empty stomach. but he was so hungry.
which, somehow, had brought him to your room. fidgeting in your bedroom doorway, eyes glued to your sleeping form.
it’s fine, he thinks, digging his nails into his palm. the nurses didn’t say anything about this, right? a-and she said i could whenever i needed to. we both did. so it’s fi—
a soft rustling from your bed almost makes him jump out of his skin, but you’d only rolled over in your sleep.
it’s fine.
slowly, quietly, he inches toward you, his hesitant shuffle becoming a prowl the closer he gets.
when he reaches the foot of the bed, the soft pressure of his evol pulls your covers back and gently floats you down to him, your legs dangling over the edge of the mattress.
he sighs with longing as he lifts your oversized shirt. normally, he’d take the time to truly appreciate you, licking you through your panties until he could taste you through the fabric.
but he couldn’t risk it tonight. he was desperate, and you had a busy day tomorrow, too.
carefully, he pulls your panties down, his senses flicking to life as if they’ve just discovered a prize. his mouth waters at the sight of you. the sweet notes of your body wash envelop him, mixing with your natural scent.
moaning involuntarily, he dives forward, hesitating only to remind himself not to startle you out of your sleep.
a moment later, his lips meet your slit in a gentle, reverent kiss, his nose poking slightly through to brush against your clit. sighing at the contact, he thrusts his pink tongue forward, flattening it against your folds to test your sensitivity. and when you don’t react, he parts your folds with gentle haste.
his only goal tonight is you gushing around his tongue. right into his mouth, filling him with your flavor.
tenderly, he suckles your clit in an open-mouthed kiss before turning his attention to your glistening entrance. he licks over and around it before plunging his tongue into you, lifting your hips to sink as far as he can get.
your arousal oozes around him, coating his lips as his eager tongue explores inside you. licking, thrusting, swishing side to side—trying everything he can to taste all of you.
when you abruptly clench around him, he ruts his hips against the firm edge of the mattress, too focused on you to pay his swollen, leaking cock any mind.
he only pulls away to catch his breath and make sure he hasn't disturbed you. but when he nestles back in, he gathers your folds in his mouth and releases them with a loud pop—too ravenous to notice you stirring awake.
“mngh…caleb?” you moan groggily, reaching down to grip his soft strands.
“shh, m’sorry,” he mumbles, mouth too full of you to speak clearly. “go back to sleep, baby. i’m sorry, go back to sleep. just need to taste you.”
humming in dazed acceptance, you flop your head back down, and caleb thinks you’ve followed his orders.
but when you start grinding lazily against his face, forcing his tongue even deeper into you, he nearly stains his boxers white.
you are going back to bed, it seems. you’re just using his face as your sleep aid—and he’s happy to help.
for a while, you keep using each other, your half-conscious form getting off on his nose and tongue while he licks up your pooling slick.
but eventually, your movements slow before stopping altogether, and your hand goes slack in his mussed-up hair. you'd fallen back asleep, pushing his face into your pretty pussy. like you’d known there’s nowhere else he’d rather be.
your movements had sent you closer to the edge—he can tell from the twitches of your lonely clit, stiff and desperate for his touch.
leaving your entrance with a sloppy kiss, he obliges. surging upwards, he lashes his tongue across the bud, flicking and suckling it until your legs unconsciously tighten around his head. so close.
he can’t use his mouth anymore. it has to be open, waiting, ready to catch whatever you’ll give him.
so he replaces it with his fingers. bringing his hand up to your clit, he rubs eagerly, but the gentle pinch he gives it is your undoing. as he holds the bud between long fingers, your release gushes out of you and into his waiting mouth.
between greedy swallows, he whispers reverent thank-yous, lining your thighs with appreciative kisses. he’s not hungry anymore, but that doesn’t mean he won’t eat.
once he’s gulped down your release, he sucks your slick folds and quivering hole for more, hell-bent on drinking everything you have. but when his tongue prods your entrance again, your legs instinctively clamp shut, and he knows he’s had his fill for the night.
raising his head for the first time in ages, he licks his glistening lips in contentment, the pleasant buzz of satiety spreading through his brain.
#only proofread once because i don’t want to look at this anymore. whatever man#smut is so hard to write :')#anyway. this is the caleb drabble week finale. sometimes a drabble is 900 words idgaf#iris writes#caleb week drabbles#love and deepspace#love and deepspace x reader#caleb x reader#love and deepspace caleb#love and deepspace smut#caleb smut#lads#lads x reader#lads caleb#lads smut#lnds#lnds x reader#lnds caleb#lnds smut#caleb#caleb xia#caleb x mc#caleb x you
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