#whatever. go my post

[omniscient3teabag]

billy batson au/scenario where billy gets caught up in an incident as billy himself and his only way to not literally BLEED OUT and DIE is to transform back as captain marvel (And chooses to stay as him. how will he survive if he detransforms back anyways? he can't risk it yet,)

So. times go by, captain marvel hasn't detransformed in maybe a month or two and it's sorta? starting to affect billys own body for some reason. But not enough for the kid to die,, And then , in one of the missions that most of the main justice league members have to join in, a magical rune/spell/whatever is casted onto them to show the day all of them will individually die (with diana and superman probably having the most amount of time out of everyone, and with batman surprisingly having 31:19:03 years, hours and minutes to his name left(yeah, even batman himself was rather surprised at that)) for the thrill of it.

but, it isn't fate, they could still survive if they change any little thing. if they get help or not. it's not set in stone!!

and so to show that one of the timers could go off at any moment. Like. some of the timers just cut to zero even if there were a few more years to its name and they'll immediately kick the bucket. or like their heads explode. and their lives r on a gamble to hope that their own timers won't get chosen to be the next to be resetted. so all of their timers start ticking, as they fight their way through the battle they're fighting in

even after they win, the timers don't go away , so they're up in the watchtower, the annoying tick of each minute getting louder and louder in their ears, and having a meeting until they realize

captains timer is only ones that isn't ticking? so they look over to cm's timer and see,

00:00:04. Four minutes left. what? why is he literally almost on deaths door? metaphorically. I mean

but thats not all, it's not even going down. minute after minute, it's like it's stuck in stasis which is .. weird???? and like captain is sorta sweating bullets because like oooooh crumbs. Oh gods

also. accompanying art hshsssfjgdf

(he thought if he stayed still no one would notice his odd ass death timer)

[babacontainsmultitudes]

One need not feel ashamed post-Rick Roll. On the contrary, lift thy chin, friend! For each Rick rolled upon thee is but proof that thou checketh the sources provided to thee, that thou seeketh to banish hearsay and achieve a confident state of knowing with thine own eyes. So go forth, and be not afraid of suspicious links on this suspicious day- or any other day- even when in thine heart thou already knoweth exactly what it's going to be.

[khoirbin]

probably the issue with modern day art being so abstract is not the art itself, but rather the fact that we are attributing a set value to the art itself. unfortunately, this means that art will be seen as many only as a method through which to gain cash, which leads to people wanting to create and buy art that cannot be criticized for what makes it up, because if something can be criticized, its value can be lowered, whereas something entirely subjective can only ever increase in value. That being said, this leads to abstract art itself (along with absurdist/self referential art) being seen as less “real” than art which has an easily understood image, which leads to people tossing out all of those forms of art, when it’s really the soullessness of capitalism forcing conformity in a money driven space that they don’t like.

[proftree]

i love just pretending im a detective in a point-and-click adventure

cant reach a shelf? "no, im too short for this" "that wont work" "maybe someone taller could reach that" and then i have to swap character to johnny alto to reach the shelf

or i cant open a jar? "no, that wont work" "im too weak for this" "maybe someone stronger could open this" and i get daniel strongarms to open it

or im struggling to put my shoes on? "this isnt working" "maybe i have a tool for this" and i pull out my shoehorn to help

so cathartic. helps me to not feel useless

[ct14o9]

FILL IN THE BELOW CATEGORIES WITH  3 - 5  THINGS THAT YOUR CHARACTER CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY. tagged by : nooooo one i yanked it from an old blog<3 tagging : @bluemns / @hav01c ( + across any / all blogs ! ) , @prkh / @3mns / @plan099 ( + across any / all blogs ! ) , @warplanet ( for any muse you want ! ) , anyone else just pretend i tagged you !

TRAITS .

001 .  dedicated . 002 .  loyal . 003 .  quick - witted . 004 .  protective . 005 .  courageous .

COLORS .

001 . amber . 002 .  steel . 003 . scarlet . 004 .  rishi blue .

SCENTS .

001 .  hot , whirring metal . 002 .  clean  soap . 003 .  occassional blood . 004 .  sparked circuitry . 005 .  natural  sweat .

CLOTHING .

001 .  a kama tied at the hips . 002 .  boots — republic issued or otherwise . 003 .  soft , sleeved undershirts ( off - duty ) . 004 .  prosthetic sleeves across three limbs .  005 .  red , high - neck compression garment .

OBJECTS .

001 .  one charred , lonely helmet left behind on an empty separatist prison platform . 002 .  his captain's handprint , stark and blue on white plastoid . 003 .  a scomp - link prosthetic arm .

VICES + BAD HABITS .

001 .  not leaving well - enough alone . 002 .  long - held grudges ( well - earned ) . 003 .  rule - stickling . 004 .  blind   morality . 005 .  loyal to a fault .

BODY LANGUAGE .

001 .  expressive brows . 002 .  crossed arms . 003 .  wide , curious eyes . 004 .  standing at - attention ( habitual ) .

AESTHETICS .

001 .  flickering code across a blurred headspace . 002 .  protocol manuals strewn across bedsheets . 003 .  melanin returning , patched new growth like artwork . 004 .  the arms of brothers 'round shoulders . 005 .  the warm , worn co - pilot's seat of a familiar cockpit .  

SONGS .

001 .  everybody wants to rule the world   /   tears for fears . 002 .  zombie   /   the cranberries . 003 .  end of beginning   /   djo . 004 .  humpty   /   mitski .

[jar-of-beetles]

i need you guys to know that when i reblog a post i am looking at it like this

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

thinking a lot about bill and ted n tmbg songs again they GOTTA stop me dude this is becoming a problem

[boyslit-moving]

sigh as grateful as i am for my medication letting me not be in constant debilitating pain... i do miss 'watching' music

i listened to a lot of Ella and Louis duets because they're lovely and also full of beautiful colors. Mr Louis' trumpet is the clearest, brightest, most beautiful goldenrod i've ever seen. Miss Ella's voice is the color of blackberry wine, lighter when high and deep and dark when low. pianos in the background tend to run pink but some run blue and i've never found out why.

strings are brown, and green sometimes. brass tends to run the gamut from yellows to browns. peoples' voices can be all different colors but just talking doesn't seem to activate it.

just remembered Miss Billie Holliday's voice is a cornflower blue. :)

[roverfanatic]

hi i'm new to tumblr! i'm just a guy that likes this silly little cat from animal crossing. shame there's not much of him on this site though

whatever. go my rover

[rainbowkeyboardyippee]

Sometimes I low-key want to get back into Miraculous Ladybug again, but then I watch an episode and immediately get reminded how much Miraculous Ladybug actually sucks as a show

Some of the concepts are so cool but god damn is everyone so annoying.

Actually I'm reflecting now, I think I mainly hate Miraculous because I hate romantic relationships. Was Miraculous what turned me off romance? Thinking back on the timeline of my life- yeah I think that's right.

Diversity win, Miraculous Ladybug made me aro ace!

Anyway I felt myself become hyperfixated on the show again during the typing of this post so fuck me I guess

[fiemdblunt]

You guys should go to an obscure theatre play you've never heard of before. You should also go to a small exhibition. I think things like that can change your ideas of art.

[melmarro]

Coralena cooldowns

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[captainjonnitkessler]

The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.

Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"

Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.

Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[za1ka]

pov: u want to order a drink but this guy keeps sprawling across the entire bar and chatting up divorcées, wyd

+ bonus: just checking