#whb incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#695 "Parents"

The Mc's With their "Parents"

Obey Me! Mc: If I fall…

Lilith: I’ll be there to catch you

WHB? Mc*looks at Solomon* What if I fall?

WHB? Solo: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side

Crowley*watches these two interactions*

Crowley, to Yuu: And if I fall?~

Yuu: I’ll be the one who pushed you

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Barbatos: *sunbathing naked* "the sun's so warm it's shining on my 🍆 today's a good day~"

Foras: "Orias just came back"

Barbatos: *immediately puts his clothes back on* "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt (♡).

leviathan/gabriel/michael : stop doing that, human.

mc: doing what exactly...?

leviathan/gabriel/michael : things that make me want to love you.

[thatfanfictionchick]

MC upon meeting the new crew post-kidnapping: *to Foras* are you an extrovert or an introvert?

Barbatos: He's a pervert.

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

[mc-cos-charm]

Mc : my 'mom' told me I can be whatever I wanted ...

Mc , mumbled after being cheerful: also telling me to be someone I'm not

Mc : so I became a problem.

[diamonds-place]

(Meanwhile, in Avisos)

Beel: Do you wanna kiss?

Bael: Do your paperwork, and I'll think about it

Beel: What if I bribe you with a kiss?

Bael: . . .

Bael: Do your paperwork, you idiot.

[takitafulily]

Misadventures of the MCs #01

WHB!MC: Oh! Sorry! I must've got the wrong room!

(OB!MC and TWST!Yuu have their head on the table looking like they're dead. MM!MC is lying on the floor with their phone beeping away on the table. LTD!MC is the only functional looking one, clacking away at her laptop.)

TWST!Yuu: (Points at WHB!MC) No no, you look like you're in the right place.

WHB!MC: (confused) ???

OB!MC: (lifts their head up and puts their chin on the table) (also point at WHB!MC) are those fighting bruises or sexual bruises?

WHB!MC: (looks down and sees the massive bruises on their thigh) oh!... sorry............ they're sexual...... (embarrassed)

TWST!Yuu: Oh great. Another adult.

OB!MC: To be fair you're the odd one out. You're only here because no one else matches my level of therapist.

TWST!Yuu: Fair. (Puts their head back down)

WHB!MC: Oh! I heard FM!MC is on the way here as well. No one's met them yet so I don't know what they're like.

LTD!MC: They're probably not that different from us. Worse case scenario, they're like MM!MC and OB!MC. Best case scenario, they're like me.

WHB!MC: What about me?

LTD!MC: You're in the middle hon. Your harem is the best if not a little kinky, they chug their respect juice, but your angels are no joke.

OB!MC: (mumbling) My angels are the best..... not to mention the sex....

WHB!MC: I'm working on the angels ;)

[writing-and-rebloging]

Dantalian: I'm the craziest devil here.

Phenix: Please, I'm the most insane devil out there~.

Ronové: C'mon, everyone knows I'm the most unhinged of them all.

Glasya, strutting in: Hold my jacket, peasants.

[tsumiithecat]

Incorrete quote (version ingles) 2

*Leraye*: This date is boring! *MC*: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. *Leraye*: Then why did you invite me? *MC*: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you MC I'll do whatever I want!

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#2 OUR BOOBS

F!Mc*Is wearing a crop top, feeling confident to wear it*Baby I don't understand, They are my boobs

Satan*From the other room*WAT!?

F!Mc: My boobs!

The Russian National anthem is put on speaker

Satan*Comes in with a Toy gun, Vodka, and a Ushanka on top of his head, Russian accent*' OUR BOOBS'

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

*MC needing that daily dose of human energy but Ppyong is stuck in his Juno humanoid form*

Minhyeok: "Who are you and why are you asking for my cum?"

Juno(Ppyong): "... because I'm collecting cum from EVERYONE HERE!!"

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt (♡).

leviathan: i want to do bad things to you.

mc: like what?

leviathan: hang you up on the ceiling.

leviathan: choke you to death.

mc: kinky.

leviathan: ...

leviathan: i'm going to kill you, you little descendant.

[thatfanfictionchick]

Imagine an MC with long hair taking a hairbrush and running it through their hair from top to bottom and their hair making all the associated crunkly snapping sounds. Like, Paimon would scream with rage and agony and snatch the brush from their hand and would not give it back.

[totallynormalbehavior]

WHB incorrect quotes

MC, walking through the empty halls:

*Sneezes*

Foras, who uses his invincibility: bless you

MC, freezes:

... God?

[rimeiii]

While putting myself at risk from backlash from the majority of the WHB fandom, I have this to say about the current situation with the news of a potential boycott, as well as the login bonus + raffle announcement.

A friendly reminder that, like the Molar Office IDs login bonuses back in Limbus Company that were announced + released amidst the Vellmori debacle's fallout, the Christmas/NY login and raffle campaign in WHB is highly likely a planned promotional event before the player backlash happened, not a response to the backlash. Having a holiday promotional campaign is normal for most gachas, after all - and is likely already a part of their roadmap, even if in WHB's case they never revealed their roadmap.

If you really want to see change in the game state then make your voices known by not playing the game anymore, not just halting in-game purchases - and definitely not by harassing the devs, because harassment would only make your main message be ignored. Because when it comes to gacha games, another metric devs use to gauge how successful and profitable a game is would be player retention - because existing players, despite being F2P, represent an opportunity for them to make more money by potential future purchases from these current F2P players.

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There's a reason why, during the Project Moon boycott, many players downright stopped playing and uninstalled the game, calling for others to do the same thing. It was only after a large dip in both profits and active player count that Project Moon started adressing the issue, and let me remind you that their initial statements were really fucking bad - even more so the doubling down, tarnishing their reputation to this day.

As someone in my crew server said:

As for the actual fallout of the shitty response, which was mirrored by a large majority of players (and keep in mind many players had already stopped playing and creating content for Project Moon games at this point): people uninstalling the game completely. And now Limbus Company has to make do with a tarnished reputation, lower player count, and lower profits overall.

The other way to make your voices known is to be loud in social media, though this is very dangerous in a sense that it could devolve into all-out fighting between players. And it also needs to be a united front between all players. My mind returns to the Summer Fortune debacle back in Granblue Fantasy, which was an entire fucking mess of bad decisions. For a tldr of the campaign, written as I was trying to make sense of the campaign (which may also include incorrect calculations):

And the fallout, which happened the moment the lottery results were announced:

As much as there were conflicts in the game between high-tier reward winners and those who only got the lowest tier (highest tier is basically a choice of any fucking unit you want, lowest tier are just some upgrade mats), everyone was mostly united in the sense that their anger is for the most part directed towards Cygames, the devs. People filming themselves getting rid of everything in their account (grid burning), quote tweeting the announcement tweets, getting Granblue trending - all to make a statement. And it paid off, because the very next day...

Cygames not only compensated everyone with a higher tier reward (T3, the second lowest tier that only has roughly a ~26% chance for a player to grab - free Gala limited unit. You can see how unbalanced the reward tiers are and how it sowed frustration and anger in the playerbase atp), they never released a campaign as bad as Summer Fortune. However, it did turn a lot of players away from the game - this was the start of most of my server just not really caring about GBF anymore.

People boycott and protest to make a statement, to make their voices heard. And sometimes you need to go to such an extreme length to do so - including deleting your account and your game, as well as sacrificing your enjoyment of the game. It's like the Korean VGC Nationals for Pokemon (basically competitive Pokemon) - they risked it all to protest the bad treatment TPC Korea gave towards the Korean players by playing top 4 using full Metronome teams as protest (a movement backed by most, if not all Korean VGC players), and while the players did suffer from it (their invites for Worlds got revoked), the damage has been done (the entire Nationals tournament got canceled).

TPC lost a lot of respect from VGC players worldwide, and after the mess that was Yokohama Worlds with the sudden rule changes (increased hack checks announced a few months before the event, which included a note for all players to be safe and use their own mons without trading with others - at a state where players were still testing out teams before making them in-game, commonly with the help of others), many players have expressed that they wanted to quit competitive Pokemon. A lasting impression, especially in the competitive scene, as detailed below.

And do you want to know why no moves were made on Pokemon, yet actions were taken for both Limbus Company and Granblue Fantasy?

VGC is one of if not the tiniest part of the Pokemon franchise. Most of the money Pokemon gets is from merch sales, if I'm not mistaken. VGC players complaining won't make a dent in their earnings - especially with how obscure VGC is.

Different case with Limbus and Granblue. Players dropping the game, getting rid of all their core equipment, uninstalling the game? They all directly impact the game and potential profits - so, they eventually addressed their respective situations. I could go on about other forms of protest that resulted in concrete actions, which end up benefitting the game (the Passenger buff situation in Arknights, Punishing: Gray Raven's rocky launch with an apparently P2W campaign), but in fear of this post getting too long, I shall stop.

Am I being harsh? Yes - perhaps to some people, overly so. But unless something drastic is done, I don't see the devs planning to fix anything massive in this game, and I wouldn't be surprised if paywalled seasonal gacha units with high prices will eventually become the norm.