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luxthestrange · 3 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#695 "Parents"
The Mc's With their "Parents"
Obey Me! Mc: If I fall…
Lilith: I’ll be there to catch you
WHB? Mc*looks at Solomon* What if I fall?
WHB? Solo: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side
Crowley*watches these two interactions*
Crowley, to Yuu: And if I fall?~
Yuu: I’ll be the one who pushed you
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katz-chow · 2 months
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as many of you know, i don’t really like konig. so i present to you this: tw, implied death
deadbeat dad!konig, a widower who spends his days drinking, hooking up, and working 12 hours a day night shifts to “provide for his kid” but also get away from her because she looks too much like his dead wife. he never thought he’ll settle down and when he did, his worst fears came true, and so did the past he was trying to escape
even with military pension and disability checks, it’s not enough so he keeps working. and his daughter keeps getting ignored “for good reasons”.
at 10, she stayed after school for hours before konig remembered he had to pick her up.
at 16, she got rear ended and konig was too drunk to get her. she cried until she the police came and they called her teacher to come get her.
things only started to change when you rushed into the house, finding your ass of a dad on his recliner, a beer in his hand. the papers in your hand splashed onto his lap.
“what the fuck?” he responded, gathering the papers and throwing at your face.
“i’m leaving for basic training in a month”
he looked furious. “no you’re not”
“yes i am. i’m going to find a fucking a family there, a real one.”
he looked at you as if you just poured cold water over him while he was asleep. he couldn’t believe it. “no you’re not.”
“i am. i signed. i leave in a month.”
he grumbled but looked away at you, not having enough courage to beg you to stay, beg you to stay right where he could protect you from the world that took your mother. he didn’t have the courage to say two simple words even as his chest tightened and his breathing staggered as you started packing in your room.
when the day came shortly after, he drove you to the airport. and to his surprised, he couldn’t control his own body as it took your bag out of the car and walked you to the gate. you look at him, almost waiting for him to fix things at the last minute.
he looked at you, thinking if he was just a bit more of a better man, this wouldn’t be how you say goodbye.
“i love you, mein liebling.”
you frown as tears fall from your face. “i love you too dad.”
“i’m sorry.” he whispered as a thumb caressed your dogtags
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classycookiexo · 23 days
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republikkkanorcs · 4 months
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weichuanjing · 1 month
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thatrandomblogsays · 4 months
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Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…
These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)
Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time
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cryptamen · 3 months
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WAIT A MINUTE CHILCHUCK HAS A WIFE....
hes cheating??????
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This dumb mother f-cker again.
The clown who said his wife could see the future just before the 2020 election.
The clown who physically slammed a young man that was trying to ask Boebert a question in front of Congress.
The clown who’s had 4 wives, owes over $140,000 in back child support and is widely believed to have murdered his first wife.
The clown who was fired from multiple police jobs.
The clown who tried to overthrow the government on January 6th.
Etc…
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rejectingrepublicans · 4 months
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heterorealism · 2 months
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luxthestrange · 5 months
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TWST!Memes #83
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Halloween for the Ramshackle family is like...this
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roxygen22 · 8 days
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Still Here (Chapter 9)
Summary: Your ex calls and throws off your evening. You and Timothée make love for the first time (again), and you finally say the three little words he's been dying to hear.
C/W: Conversation with toxic ex; NSFW (oral and consensual/protected p-in-v sex, denied orgasm)
Catch up on previous chapters here.
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You walked into the town's elementary school and were immediately hit by a wave of nostalgia. It was the same one you attended, after all, though the hallways seemed much smaller (or normal, really) as an adult. Madison walked alongside you to the office to register for the upcoming school year.
"Oh, that was my classroom for 3rd grade. Ms. Hobbs was my favorite teacher. She had a knack for making stories come alive. She would decorate the classroom based on what we were reading at the time. Oh, we had SO much fun when we read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! I found the golden ticket and got to pick a prize out of the treasure bin."
Madison barely acknowledged your story with a "uh-huh" as she looked around, nervously biting her lip.
"I figured that would get more of a reaction out of you given your current obsession with Wonka," you said as you playfully nudged her arm with your elbow.
"Huh? Oh, sorry, Mom. I'm just thinking about my old school. And my friends."
You stopped walking and gave her a hug. "I know how hard it was for me to move across the country and start at a new school, and I was an adult. Well, a teenaged adult, but still. I can only imagine how you are feeling at the moment. If you want to talk about it, I'm all ears. And I'm sure Nana, Pawpaw, and even Timothée would say the same." You squeezed her to you once more. "You're a likeable girl, Madison. You'll make new friends here. And at least you know Emerie already." She just nodded, so you kept your nostalgia as you continued to the office to finish paperwork.
Evening arrived and Timothée came to pick you up for a date. It was a fantastic feeling to have your relationship out in the open now. Your mom was even supportive despite her earlier comments about sparing his feelings. Madison was sitting outside on the porch swing reading a book when he came up the steps.
"Hey, kiddo!" you heard him say cheerily through the front door. You had heard him drive up and got up to let him in, but once you saw the two talking you wanted to give them some space.
"Hey." Madison put her book down.
"I heard you got to see your new school today. What'd you think?"
"It's...small."
Timothée laughed and sat beside her. "I'm sure it's very small compared to what you are used to."
"At least I won't have a lot of new names to memorize," she side-eyed him and smirked.
"That's one way to look at it!" He bumped her arm with his. "Alright, I'm going to go say hi to your grandparents and mom."
Timothée lightly rapped on the door as he let himself in. You slightly startled him with your presence right by the door, but he quickly regained his senses and greeted you with a kiss. As he stepped around to say hello to your parents, your phone rang. It was your ex, Michael.
"Hello?" you answered in a questioning tone.
"I'm calling to talk to Madison."
"Oh, uhh, I'm about to go out, but I can give her the phone for a few minutes while I finish getting ready."
"Go out? Like on a date?"
"Not that it's any of your business, but yes." You made frustrated eye contact with Timothée and mouthed "Michael" as you walked to your bedroom. He followed and leaned against the doorway with his arms crossed.
"It IS my business to know who is spending time with my child," he groused.
You felt your ears heat up and your lip curl. "Like you gave me the same courtesy when you started seeing Katie," you spat. "Besides, you hardly reach out to make contact with YOUR child. You can't just call on a whim and demand to talk to her after weeks of radio silence."
"Just let me talk to her."
You muted the phone and grabbed a pillow from your bed to scream into. Despite how much you just wanted to hang up on Michael, you never wanted Madison to say that you kept her away from him. You squeezed past Timothée and walked to the front porch.
"Maddy, your dad is on the phone." She looked up at you in confusion that was quickly replaced with excitement. She grabbed for the phone.
"Daddy?" You couldn't hear what he was saying on the other end, but you heard her start listing off some of the fun things she had done since moving out here. You went back inside but only closed the screen door so you could easily hear if you needed to intervene.
Timothée was sitting on the couch. "What did he want?" he asked attitudinally.
"He just randomly wanted to talk to Madison, I guess."
"Where does he come off questioning you about you personal life?" You just shrugged, unsure of where Michael's behavior was stemming from. A few minutes later, Madison came in and handed you the phone.
"Here, he wants to talk to you again."
You took the phone back and held it to your ear. "Hello?"
"Who is Timothy? Isn't he the guy who dumped you in high school? Is the dating pool in that tiny ass town so small out that you have to resort to your own leftovers?" You didn't validate his insane line of questioning with a response. "Whatever. Why is Madison around him so much? He is basically all she talked about. What kind of influence is that blue-collar, good for noth-"
"Don't you DARE talk about him like that." Your voice was dripping with venom. You jumped up from the couch and stormed out onto the porch. Your mother, upon hearing your tone, took Madison into the kitchen to keep her occupied.
"I do not owe you an explanation for how I choose to fix what you broke," you continued. "EVERYTHING I do, I think about Madison first. Can you say the same? I ran into Timothée a couple of weeks after we got back into town, and yes we reconnected. But you know what. She probably likes him because he has spent more quality time with her in the past two months than you have in the past two YEARS. HE shows an interest in her. HE checks in on her. HE puts her first in our relationship. HE treats her like a human being, and not just to get to me. Because HE is a decent human being. Next time you want to talk to Madison, coordinate a date and time first. I am no longer available to cater to your every whim." You hung up and ran down the steps to the driveway. You angrily walked over to your dad's shed and kicked the tire on the tractor.
"Careful, you could break a toe doing that."
You spun and saw Timothée standing a few paces behind you. You sighed and closed your eyes. "How much did you hear?"
"Enough to confirm that he's an asshole. Though I did enjoy hearing you sing my praises," he smirked.
You laughed wetly as hot tears poured down your face. "I'm sorry that he called right as we were about to head out the door."
"Shh, don't worry about it." Timothée pulled you into a hug and rested his chin on your head. "I know you probably don't feel like eating after getting so worked up. Would you like to come over and chill at my place instead of going out? We can pick up a pizza, snuggle on the couch, and watch a movie"
"That sounds so much better than the original plan right now."
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Timothée held the door open for you to enter his house. While you had been on the property a couple of times since returning from California, you had yet to go inside his new place. This house was not here when the two of you dated in high school, so you had no idea what the interior looked like.
"Welcome," he said. "Make yourself comfortable. I'll get us a couple of plates."
You walked to the couch and leaned against the back of it. "It's less...'bachelor pad' than I expected," you said through a laugh.
"Ah, well, I cleaned up my act once I started pushing 30." You chuckled. "Bathroom is over there," Timothée pointed, "if you need it." He walked around the counter and couch to the coffee table and grabbed the remote. "Here, why don't you find something to watch while I divvy up the pizza."
You sat down on the couch, took the remote in hand, and started scrolling through Netflix. You still hadn't decided when he sat next to you with the pizza and beer. Still feeling the nostalgia from visiting the school with Madison, you settled on 13 Going on 30. He rolled his eyes.
"What? You told me to choose. I was inspired by your earlier comment about getting your act together at 30."
"I rolled my eyes because of the number of times you made me sit through this movie in high school. Some things never change."
"It's one of my faves!"
"Well, I guess I can appreciate the plot line a little more now. Guy in his 30s eventually gets the girl he pined over as a teen."
"Awww, you're getting sentimental in your old age." You grinned.
Timothée pretended to scowl at you, then booped you on the nose. "Are you going to press play or not?"
Once the two of you finished the pizza, you set the plates aside and curled up next to him. He draped his arm around you, allowing his fingers to lazily drift up and down your arm. As the movie progressed, his hand eventually found its way to the space above your jeans where your shirt had ridden up slightly. You shivered as he grazed the bare skin on your waist. You lifted your head from his shoulder and looked up at him. He seized the opportunity to capture your lips with his.
You hungrily opened your mouth to deepen the kiss. You felt his tongue glide across yours in return. You eagerly shifted to sit in his lap. He reached around and squeezed your ass before sliding his hands under your shirt. At first he just snaked his hands underneath, but then began to pull it up. You sucked in a breath and froze, catching his hand at the hem of your shirt. He pulled back to look at your face with concern.
"Timothée, I- uh, I don't have the same body I did as a teenager."
His face relaxed and he smiled warmly. "[Y/N], you were and still are the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on."
"Yeah, but..." you argued as your insecurities became more evident.
"Let me guess," he interrupted. "Stretch marks? More curves from maturing into a gorgeous woman whose awe-inspiring body has brought life into this world?"
You simply nodded. Your cheeks blushed from the attention.
Timothée pulled you tighter against his body. "Let me love those, too." He stood with your legs still wrapped around him. His hands cupped your ass to support you as he carried you to the bedroom. You wrapped your arms around his neck and clasped a hand in his hair. He placed a knee on his bed and laid you down gently.
"You okay?" he asked as he hovered over you. Your breathing shuddered, but you nodded.
"It's...it's been a while," you whispered.
"Me, too." Timothée gently grazed his lips against yours. Once. Twice. He then tugged at your shirt, and this time you made no move to stop him. He pushed himself up on his arms to take in the sight of you half-naked on his bed.
"Now, why am I more undressed than you?" you teased. You grabbed the hem of his t-shirt and pulled. He sat up and continued to pull it over his head. You sat up on your knees to run your hand down his chest and abs, stopping at the buttons on his jeans.
Timothée grabbed your hips and sucked in a breath in anticipation of your next move. "[Y/N], I want you so badly."
"Not as much as I want you." You both stood and clumsily finished undressing each other while hungrily kissing each other. He snuck a hand between your folds as you freed one leg from your pants. You gasped, having become unaccustomed to the feeling of another's touch. Noticing the reaction, he curled his fingers and rubbed your increasingly sensitive bundle of nerves. You moaned, wrapping your arms around his neck to prevent your collapse.
Just as you started to feel the heat of climax in your core, Timothée pulled away. You whined at the absence of his hand. He flashed a wry smile and licked his fingers. He pressed himself against you and pulled your chin up for a kiss. Then, he backed you up against the bed so your knees buckled, forcing you to lay back. He separated your legs with his body and dipped down onto his knees. You knew what was about to happen, but you were still not prepared for the overwhelming sensation of his warm tongue separating your folds. You involuntarily bucked up into his face. In return, his hands snaked to your hips to pin them down. You moaned and struggled against his grip as the coil inside your belly tightened and tightened. But yet again, he stopped before you could reach your climax.
Timothée reached for the drawer of his nightstand and pulled out a condom. Once sheathed, he picked you up and pulled you further back onto the bed. He hovered briefly, staring into your eyes. "I never thought I would get to have this - have you - again."
"Take me," you breathed. "Please. I'm yours." Maintaining eye contact, he lined himself up and gently pushed in until he filled you completely. You both stilled, reveling in the closeness and allowing you a moment to adjust and accommodate his length. He began to work his hips, rutting up against you. The coil inside you quickly constricted again when he reached between you to rub your sensitive bud until you were finally overcome. Your walls clenched around him as you clung to him with all of your limbs, gasping his name.
After you caught your breath, you cupped his face in your hands and guided him down to kiss you. He continued to slowly grind against you, trying to postpone its inevitable end. You loosened your grip so he could pull back and gaze into your eyes.
"Timothée, I love you," you whispered as you stared into his emerald orbs.
He came undone at your confession.
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Chapter 10
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@croatianprincess, @bluizh, @jindongdongie
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arthurmorganshorsey · 20 days
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can someone please explain the concerning number of deadbeat/crappy fathers in open world video games?
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Nemesis as Tsuna
Reborn: I'm going to teach you to be a mafia don. Tsuna: ...Do I get to kill my deadbeat dad? Reborn: Yes, you do.
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tetsunabouquet · 7 months
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Today, is a day for depression dancing (think Dancing On My Own by Robin). Not for romantic reasons, but heartbreak nonetheless. Remember a few months ago, that I posted to vent my feelings I decided to contact my deadbeat father and actually confront him as an adult? Oh yeah, he actually responded to me and we just had a conversation that leaves me with tears of rage. Like, for one, the very fact he dared to say things like, "I'll forgive you this outburst this one time. But not a second time," makes my blood boil. He literally abandoned me, I have the right to be upset god damn it! For crying out loud, he even dared to question wether I was actually his, and bring up my mom's previous abortions! He was seriously slutshaming her, yet he tells me to be respectful?! I'm literally losing my mind with rage, pain, hurt and all kinds of negative emotions right now.
For fuck's sake, I look more like my dad then my mom, facial features-wise. Because they weren't in a serious relationship, my aunt never met my father, but when I discovered I had a brother and my mom shared the picture we found with her older sister, she was like, "Geez, she looks just like him!"
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