Dick : Would you guys be there if I was going through something?
*pause*
Bruce : No
Tim : Nope
Barbara : Absolutely not
Damian : I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through
Steph *wheezing* : I hope it sucks
Barbara : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Jason : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you...
Tim : I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could've changed that outcome.
Duke : oh fuck.
Dick : Fuck man, what the hell?
Steph : Shit got real, real quick.
Dick : I was just asking if you would be there for me!
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Lucifer: Oh look everyone, Adam has feelings. Point and laugh!
Adam: You have feelings too -SpongeBob frown noise.wav-
Lucifer: Yea! Feelings of hatred! For you! Go masterbate with sandpaper!
Adam: -runs away, cries, has a whole ass internal montage of how him and Lucifer used to be best friends till Lucifer joined the football team-
Adam: -trips over a trashcan, explodes-
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My partner took the kids to the library today. I caught this delightful exchange just now:
Himself: Your brother got super excited over the manga selection, but what do you like? What can I help you find next time?
14yo: I’m into dead gay wizards from the seventies, dad
Himself: you… what
14yo: I like to read fanfic about the Marauders, I don’t think that’s at the library.
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Okay but seriously what has happened that like a few months ago Miles started liking her posts
And not Louise liking THAT post and also the reply comments like we northerners get the joke
- also never ever is this pic from today cause Liverpool had a max of 7 degrees Celsius today and like that paired with the wind while boating is certainly wayy too cold for a open leather jacket and a thin tshirt
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made a bingo card for the ilw endgame with slight bias towards our favorite plot relevant red flag👨🦳🚩🧣
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