#where peter calls miles kid and miles is like I SAID NOT TO CALL ME THAT and hobie does this fucking this AGHHH

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I finally watched the across the spiderverse movie and teehee Hobie is pretty cool 🥰

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─ callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck ੈ✩‧₊˚

✶ pairing: miguel o'hara x fem!reader

✶ synopsis: the aftermath of the argument with miguel.

✶ warnings: angst, hurt with comfort, occ miguel (for one scene only dw), shitty humour, one or two swear words, reader being slightly mean, mentions of death.

✶ notes: part two of "you're the sunflower" this part was originally 8k words long and i was like nope, so i had to cut it down, I'm sorry. I really hope this isn't bad ‼️

At first, you didn't quit the team. 

After the blow-up with Miguel, you thought about leaving the team for good, but yet you decided to show up, hanging around for a bit before quickly leaving. 

But slowly you stopped showing up altogether. The looks of pity were too much for you to handle, and frankly, you deserve an apology, you deserved better.

Every day was torture, and seeing Miguel only made it worse. No one thought this whole ordeal would go this far. 

Everyone noticed the changes, you were more serious, and your usual sunshine self was gone at this point. Everyone noticed the day you stopped coming in. 

You felt so lonely, sure, you had friends in your universe but yet, nothing felt the same. You sometimes wondered if they missed you or not. 

It had only been a few weeks and yet it felt like months. 

A part of you secretly hoped someone from the team would show up at your doorstep pleading for you to come back, but nothing. 

"You'll get used to it eventually" You'd tell yourself. 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

It had been two whole months since you left. Nothing felt the same without you. 

"Does anyone else miss Sunflower?" Gwen said sadly. She missed your hugs, and your little girl talks with her, she missed everything about you.  

"We all miss her, kid," Peter sighed. Without you, he had no one to talk to about Mayday. 

"I hope she comes back soon," Miles said. 

"I think she just wants space right now," Pavitr replied.  

"This is all Miguel's fault y'know?" Hobie added bitterly, how dare Miguel take his friend away from him. 

"Someone should talk to him, maybe if he apologizes, she'll come back." Miles was hopeful, he knew you'd come back eventually. 

"Sure, kid. As if Miguel ever listens." 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Miguel on the other hand was depressed. 

He'd gotten used to your presence and it felt odd without you.

He felt horrible about yelling at you but he was scared. The thought of you dying terrified him, and his way of dealing with that wasn't the best. 

He thought about apologizing many times, but he didn't know how to. The last thing he wanted was to cause more damage. 

"You know a simple "sorry" could fix this all right?" Lyla said, breaking him out of his trance. 

"It's not that easy, Lyla." He sounded so broken to his own ears. 

"Well, you gotta try, Boss." 

"Sunflower used to call me that." 

"You're joking, right? Wow, you really are pathetic." Lyla snorted. 

"What's that supposed to mean?" 

"Dude, you're in love with her. You are absolutely smitten." 

"Lyla, that's enough-" 

"No, you love her and that's why it's bothering you so much." 

"I don't-" 

"Nah, Lyla's right, you do love her." He turned around to see Jess standing in his office. 

"Jess, not you too, and where did you come from?" Miguel groaned, he did not love you. 

"The door…? Anyways, just try to fix things, the first step is you apologizing." Jess stated matter-of-factly. 

Miguel thought about it for a minute, these last few weeks had been pure torture for him, Jess was right, the first step is apologizing.

"Fine, I'll do it first thing tomorrow, but I don't love her." 

"Sure, whatever you say, man." Jess snickered. 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

You got somewhat used to your new life. It was the same old plain routine every day. You tried to throw yourself into other things. Finding new hobbies, jobs, literally anything. 

But eventually, it all started to feel okay.

Things were finally starting to look good for you. 

You thought about the spider society way less and finally started living your life to the fullest. 

You were moving on. 

Crime fighting was easy today. You got to hang out with your friends and an old lady gave you a cheerio, which is something. 

You swung around the city for a bit, enjoying the view and temporary peace. 

Soon it was time for you to head back home. You climbed in through your bedroom window and quickly changed out of your suit, slipping into more comfortable clothing.  

When you went downstairs to get some food, you weren't expecting to see Miguel O'Hara sitting on your couch. 

"Holy shit, what are you doing here?" You scared him, because he jumped violently at the sound of your voice. 

"I was here t-"

"Humiliate me further? Because I thought we were done with that." You felt bad saying that, but he deserved it. 

"No, I'm here to apologize." He looked down, ashamed. 

"It's a bit late for that, isn't it?" You chuckled bitterly, walking past him into the kitchen. 

"Just listen to me for a second." 

"I thought I was incapable of doing that." You muttered to yourself. 

He got up and strode towards you, but he received no acknowledgment of his presence. 

"I'm sorry for yelling at you in front of everyone; it was wrong and I shouldn't have acted so immaturely." 

"Uh-huh, it's fine. You can leave now, the door's right there." You weren't buying his ridiculous apology. Even a five-year-old could do better. 

"I understand you're mad, but please give me a chance." That was pretty much the last straw for you.

"I'm mad? You humiliated me in front of everyone! You made me feel like shit, you made me think I don't belong on the team! You're an asshole." You were screaming at him, taking out all the anger and sadness you felt in the past two months.

"I'm sorry." He sounded so small, so vulnerable, and for the second time in his life, he didn't know what to do. 

"The best you can say is I'm sorry? At least give me a proper explanation." You scoffed, rolling your eyes. 

"I'm in love with you." What? 

"Right, if you're here to joke around and mock me just leave okay."  You open up to him and he mocks you in return. Amazing.

"I'm being serious. I'm not mocking you or joking around, I'm in love with you. You want an explanation, so I'm giving you one." He breathed, looking at you hoping to receive some reaction. All he got was a small head tilt which he took as a sign to continue. 

"The reason I yelled at you was because I was scared. I thought you were going to die and that terrified me, I've lost everything, and I don't want to lose you too. I didn't know how to handle it, so I lashed out. I truly am sorry, Sunflower." You froze trying to process everything, was he telling the truth? 

"Lyla and Jess helped me realize my true feelings for you." He whispered. 

When you said nothing for a few minutes he started to get scared, he was ready to get on his knees and beg for forgiveness if he had to. 

"Can you… say something? Please?"

"I can't forgive you just yet." He would never admit to what happened next but he started sobbing. All this was too much, being vulnerable was an unknown feeling to him. 

"Woah, wait hey, don't cry. Let me-" Before you could finish your sentence he fell to his knees, arms clutching your waist like a lifeline. 

You were beyond confused, you thought this whole interaction was some sort of weird dream. Miguel O'Hara down on his knees, for you? Wow, two months ago you would've scoffed and rolled your eyes at that. 

Nonetheless, you ran your fingers through his hair trying to soothe him. 

"Miguel, honey, listen to me. Just because I'm not ready to forgive you now, doesn't mean I never will." His face was still squished against your midriff, and his breathing was slowly returning to normal, with a few sniffs here and there. 

"So, you'll come back?" Seeing him in such a state broke your heart, you were still upset with him but were willing to give him a chance. 

"Yes, I'll come back tomorrow." At that, he smiled properly for the first time in weeks. 

He stayed there for a few moments, letting you comb through his hair gently, he would cherish this brief moment forever. 

"I should get going then. The multiverse needs saving." He said hoarsely, standing up, he was slightly embarrassed by this side of him. 

"Maybe use the door this time." He lightly chuckled at your statement, the warm feeling took over him once again.

Miguel did not want to leave, he wanted to stay here with you, but he knew that wasn't an option right now.

Before he left he had to get one last thing off his chest.

"Could you, not tel-" 

"Tell anyone about this? Don't worry, this stays between us only." 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Everyone was surprised to see you back the next day. 

The second you walked in, everyone was all over you, hugging you and filling you in on everything you missed. It felt good to be back. 

"I'm so happy you're back," Gwen whispered, hugging you tightly. 

"I'm happy to be back, Gwendy. I missed you guys so much." 

"Hey quit hogging Sunflower, it's my turn to hug her now." Miles huffed impatiently. 

"Me next!" Pavitr bounced enthusiastically. 

"Hey, not cool. I called dibs, man." Hobie groaned. 

"Hey, Sunflower, I have some new pictures of Mayday to show you." Everyone was so excited to see you again, it was chaotic, but it felt like home. They were your family. 

Miguel watched the scene from afar with a smile, he was glad everything was okay now. 

"So you fixed things up with her, huh?" Jess said, popping up behind him, once again taking him by surprise. 

"¡Ay, coño! Jess, stop doing that." 

"Sorry, not my fault you don't have a spidy sense." Jess hummed. "So, how did you get her to forgive you?" 

"I have my ways." 

"You got down on your knees and begged her, didn't you?"

"How did you know?" Miguel whisper-yelled. That was supposed to be a secret. 

"I have my ways." Jess winked. 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 

In a few weeks, everything was back to normal, you were back to your old self again. 

Except for the fact that you and Miguel were now closer than ever. That was new. 

You were always by his side, sticking close to him and he felt comfortable around you, always relaxed in your presence. 

He wasn't sure if you forgave him just yet, but he was willing to wait for as long as you needed. 

He did small things to show you he cared, sometimes it was bringing you coffee, other times it was giving you your favorite flowers. 

You knew he was sorry, and in your heart, you forgave him a long time back. 

So, you finally decided to tell him. 

You guys were in his office having lunch, he didn't like to eat out in the cafeteria. You both would usually sit in silence enjoying each other's company. 

"Hey, Miguel." 

"Hm?" 

"I forgive you." 

He raised his eyebrows in confusion taking a moment to realise what you meant. When he finally got it, his eyes widened almost comically. 

"Oh, you do?" He was trying to hide his smile but failed horribly. 

"I forgave you a long time back, but I just… needed some time." You nodded.  

"I understand that. Thank you for giving me another chance." 

"Actually, to forgive you fully, I want one thing from you." You declared, confidently. 

"I'll do anything, Sunflower." He'd indeed do anything for you. 

"I want you to go out on a date with me." 

His brain stopped working. You were asking him out on a date. 

"Miguel? Is that a yes or no?" You grew nervous at his lack of response. Did you cross boundaries? You thought he liked you. 

"I would love to." You quickly beamed at his response, after months of waiting it was finally happening. 

"So, how about tomorrow, at 7?" You giggled. 

"Sounds perfect." He sighed, softly smiling. 

He couldn't wait for tomorrow. 

[mcu-coworkers]

You?

Summary: What you thought was your love story ended up being one cruel summer.

Word Count: 1k+

warnings: None really other than angry Miguel :I

A/n: amidst writing a part 3 for another story I got inspired by doctor strange and gave it a bit of a twist. Hope you guys like it!xx

Parts: One^ Two three Four

You had never seen Miguel so angry before.

Sure he was always short with everyone and never smiled other than to laugh at someone.

But when he did laugh, even if it was at someone, your heart couldn't help but skip a beat.

There were days when he’d call you into his office and ask you to update him on the spiders and the sectors they were handling and sometimes, if he was in a good enough mood, he’d ask about you.

Despite the mood swings, and his constant frown you wanted nothing more than to stand by his side and be there for all of it.

Peter B. though you were crazy for having feelings towards the coldest spider in the spider society but all things considered, he was probably right.

Only a crazy person would fall head over heels for someone who gave no sign of reciprocating feelings.

You had hope you’d get through one day.

That day definitely was not today.

You’d been caught up on a mission for the past couple of hours so you never responded to any of the comms. When you arrived back at HQ you were horrified by the mess.

You tried to ring Miguel but no luck, then you tried Jess, Ben, Gwen, shit, even Hobbie and still nothing.

Finally you were about to try Peter B. when he popped up behind you.

“You’re not gonna reach them, and honestly,  I   don’t think you want to.” he said as he held a very active May Day in his arms.

“What happened here?” you asked your voice barely above a whisper.

“ I  ‘d tell you but maybe it's better if you just watch.” he said, pulling up all the camera footage.

And holy shit.

Suddenly you felt a lot worse about ignoring those comms from Miguel.

“Shit.” you cursed under your breath.

“Yeah, listen  I   should get going. Miguel will be back soon and  I  ‘m the last person he’ll want to see.” he said, opening a portal.

“Bye Pete, take care of yourself okay?” You said with a soft smile as he slowly disappeared into the portal.

Looking back at the paused footage you didn't know what to think.

You understood Miles, but you also understood Miguel.

But still, seeing the way he handled this and how out of hand he got made chills run down your spine.

You didn’t even want to think what would’ve happened had he gotten through the shield of the go home machine.

Lost in thought you never heard Miguel enter the room.

“Where the hell have you been?” you heard him yell as he walked up to you.

You practically jumped out of your skin at the sound of his tone.

“On a mission you know that Miguel” you said trying to not anger him further.

“ I   called you to come back, so where the fuck were you.” he wasnt letting up.

“Miguel  I  got the guy  I  -” you tried but he cut you off.

“When  I   say come back that means come back am  I   fucking clear?” he said, looking down at you.

You’d never felt so intimidated by him before, not even on the first day after being recruited.

“Yes sir.” was all you could manage to say.

Finally he stepped back and you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding in.

“Lyla pull up the records of the go home machine and tell me where it sent him.” He said turning his back to you.

You could hear the distress in his voice so you thought of a way to help.

Walking up to him with caution you put a hand on his shoulder, “Miguel, Maybe you need to take a step  back let someone else handle it.” you suggested.

“Yeah? Who?You? Thats a fucking joke. You could barely handle a stupid villain, you’ll never catch this kid.” he snarled, shrugging your arm off.

Taken back by his statement you felt a heavy weight on your chest.

“Miguel-” you tried but again you were cut off.

“What are you gonna say some inspirational shit? Tell me you're here to help?hm?” he asked, turning back to you.

“Yes, Miguel, I am here for you, always. But this, this is mania. Some things can't be fixed by yourself. ” You said the weight on your chest felt heavier.

When he stayed quiet you took it as a sign to keep going.

“Maybe this is a sign to consider stopping, look at how much of a toll this is taking on you.” you urged the man was grasping for straws at this point if they didn't find Miles he’d be lost.

“This is my life's work, there is no me without the multiverse.” he exclaimed, turning away from you.

“There are so many things that give your life meaning, that could give your life meaning.” you suggested, realizing what that last part sounded like you felt your face heat up.

Shit.

He stopped his pacing and turned to you, “Like what? You?”

Suddenly you felt your world come crashing down. You had nothing left to lose.

“Yeah. Me.” you said barely above a whisper.

“You care so much don’t you? You think  I   want your pity? That  I  need you?”he said aggressively.

“ I   have never pitied you.”you snapped back.

“Good, because  I   don't need it. And  I   don't need you.” and with that he turned back around leaning on his desk.

You had nothing left for him. Or the spider society.

“Goodbye, Miguel.” was all you said before you walked out of the room and opened the portal to go home, for good.

“That was a bit rough for someone you like, don't you think?” Lyla asked, watching Miguel as he looked over to the door you walked out of.

He decided to focus on one thing at a time, Miles now you later.

He knew you’d come back and when you did, he’d fix it.

If there was something he could fix in this fucked up world it was the mistakes he made with you.

“The files Lyla.” he said changing the subject.

Sighing, Lyla gave him what he wanted and left.

She didn't have the heart to tell him that you left your watch and your suit at HQ.

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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Spider Scorned

AN: Took me long enough, but I finally finished my spiderverse fic! I had such a blast with this one, I hope y'all enjoy! Miles has some serious beef with Miguel & they just need to spend some quality time together!

After defeating The Spot, things started to settle down. The multiverse was ultimately safe, for now at least. And things were actually going pretty well for Miles Morales. After they won, Miguel officially welcomed him into the Spider Society, even giving a tense, begrudging apology. It wasn't much, but it was a start. But now, he was able to see his friends on a semi-regular basis and even picked up a few new tricks of the trade. He buckled down on his classes and managed to pull out an A in Spanish by the end of the year. After months of waiting, he received an acceptance letter in the mail. Of course, his parents threw a huge party to celebrate, bragging to their friends about how smart their son was. As much as it could embarrass him at times, he couldn't be happier that they were so proud of him.

Naturally, there were a few hiccups along the way. The biggest being when he was home alone after a patrol, standing in the kitchen eating straight out of a box of cereal, still in his suit. It was the middle of the afternoon, both of his parents working. He had his headphones on and didn't notice the front door open, and suddenly his father was standing right in front of him, mouth agape as he stared him up and down. It took a long lecture and lots of explaining and apologies on Miles's part, but they understood why he was doing this, and more importantly, why he kept it a secret. His dad even revoked his grounding after he heard the truth!

To top it all off, he was getting called on for missions more frequently, and he found himself spending more time at HQ. He felt needed and accepted among the other spiders, which is more than he could've hoped for. Honestly, Miles doesn't think he's ever been happier. Things were going great for him.

So why the hell was he being so petty to Miguel? Everything worked out fine in the end, yet it still seemed the teen harbored a strong grudge towards him.

Peter B. Parker liked to think of himself as an excellent observer. He also liked to think that he knew the kid pretty well. It seemed like every time Miguel so much as entered the room, his expression went south. He'd go quiet, shrinking in on himself, shooting glares at the man. If the man addressed him, his responses were short and full of sass, if he didn't outright ignore him.

Peter knew where the kid was coming from. Hell, Miguel's scared the crap out of him more than a few times, and the things he said to Miles was out of line. But he apologized for that! It should be water under the bridge, or so Peter thought. It hurt him because he knew Miguel was a good guy, you just had to get to know him. And it seemed that was the last thing Miles wanted to do.

Pavitr, Miles, Gwen and Hobie were sitting around a table playing go fish when Peter and Miguel walked in. Pavitr had pulled out his phone and leaned over to show Miles a video of some guy trying boba for the first time and choking. Right at the funniest part, he glanced up and caught sight of Miguel, the laugh trailing off and smile falling flat. Pavitr was too busy laughing to notice, but stopped when he realized Miles wasn't laughing along.

"Well I thought it was funny," he said quietly, tucking his phone away. Miles snapped out of it and was quick to assure him, "No, it was really funny! Show me again when we're not playing the game."

Miguel snorted as he poured himself some coffee.

Miles furrowed his brows, "What?"

"Oh nothing. Nothing at all," he said as he walked past. Miles rolled his eyes.

"Whatever."

"Can you two at least try to get along?" Peter groaned. Miles shrugged.

"Cool with me. Truce?" Miles held out his hand for him to shake. Miguel stared at him skeptically before walking back over him. His form loomed over Miles where he sat at the table and reached for his extended hand.

At the last second, Miles pulled back, running his hand through his hair. "Sike."

Miguel took a deep breath, visibly holding himself back from lunging at the kid while the others at the table snickered to themselves, Hobie looking the most amused. He turned on his heels, muttering angrily under his breath.

"Work with me here," Peter said exasperatedly, to which Miles gave a smug, satisfied grin. Peter rolled his eyes, following after Miguel.

"Gwen, got any two's?"

"Go fish." She bit her bottom lip as Miles drew a card from the deck, and spoke up. "You know, he's really not a bad guy. Wouldn't kill you to be a little nicer."

"Yeah, well maybe you should tell him that," he sassed.

"She's right y'know," Hobie said. "No one loves stickin' it to the man more than yours truly, but even I know when to give it a rest." He laid down his cards, leveling his gaze at Miles. "He's a prick, but he's damn good. Who knows, you might have more in common than you think," he teased, playfully smacking Miles in the arm before pulling him in a headlock, messing up his hair.

"Alright alright, I get it," he said, shoving him away with a shy smile.

"So you'll be nicer to him?" Gwen asked hopefully.

"I guess, sure."

Turns out, it was a half assed effort. He really did try to be nicer when he was around, but it was obvious he was still afraid of the man, clamming up as soon as he laid eyes on him. And he just happened to be busy every time he was called to go on a mission with him. He was on a mission with Peter when they had to call in backup, and he nearly ran into a billboard when he saw who came to their aid.

Miguel wasn't stupid- he knew the kid didn't like him. But hey, he didn't care about him all that much either. But it made him feel shitty, serving as a grim reminder of what he'd done to him. Peter lessened the tension between them, but Miguel could still sense the lingering fear that enveloped Miles every time he was in his presence, could hear the rapid thumping of his heart any time he drew near. And the way he watched his every move: as if he'd snap at a moment's notice, was more than annoying to say the least.

Miguel had called upon Peter for his input and Miles naturally tagged along. He wasn't exactly subtle with the way he looked him up and down as he spoke, watching with a judging eye. Peter kept cracking jokes to try to lessen the tension, frowning when neither one had so much as chuckled by the fifth attempt. He looked up from the screen and gently smacked Miles in the side.

"What's the matter kid? Don't tell me you're too cool to laugh at my dad jokes."

"Nah, it's just 'cause I'm here. I apparently sap out all his joy when I enter the room," Miguel snapped, not afraid to call it how he saw it.

"W-what? That's not true!" Miles insisted, completely shocked by the abrupt nature of his statement. Peter locked up, unsure of how this would play out.

"Yeah, then what is it? You hate me that much or somethin'?"

Miles thought about his answer before he spoke. A rare occasion, I know. "No, I just... think you're meaner than you have to be... sometimes..." he trailed off, getting quieter as he spoke. He refused to meet his gaze and subconsciously scooted closer to Peter, who watched the exchange and sighed.

"Kid, he's not mean, you're just falling for his schtick."

"Hey!" Miguel interjected but Peter shushed him.

"Miguel's got pretty thick skin, you just gotta get used to him. Once you do, you'll realize he's just a big ol' softie. Like me!"

"I am nothing like you," he deadpanned.

"That's one thing we agree on," Miles scoffed, crossing his arms.

"Are you always such a smart ass?" Miguel asked, hands on his hips.

"Easy, he's just a kid!" Peter said, turning around in the computer chair.

"No, he's a cocky high schooler. You're what, a freshman?"

"Just finished sophomore year actually," Miles corrected.

"Probably took pre-cal," Miguel scoffed.

"Nah, I took that last year," he bragged, a cocky smirk on his face, though his eyes held a look of fear that he couldn't shake. There was a tense moment of silence as they stared at one another.

Miles caught a glimpse of Pavitr walk by the doorway and instantly saw his way out of the situation.

"Pav, hey wait up!" he called and ran out of the room to catch up.

"Miles! How's it goin' dude?" Pavitr's voice rang out and their distant conversation echoed down the hall.

Peter groaned as he stood up and stretched. "Why'd you have to go and start shit?" he asked with a tired look.

"I didn't start it!"

"No, you literally started it!"

Miguel sighed. "You heard him, he thinks I'm mean."

"Then show him you're not," Peter insisted, reaching out to squeeze his shoulder. Miguel shrugged him off.

"I don't know if he'd let me at this point," Miguel quipped, leaning against the desk.

Peter looked like he wanted to say something, but stopped himself short. Miguel furrowed his brows and straightened his posture. "What?"

"Nothing, I just had a stupid idea. You'd probably hate it, forget I said anything," Peter said, setting the bait.

Miguel let out another sigh. "What is it?"

Peter hesitated, a sly smirk tugging at his lips. He hoped Miles would forgive him...

"The kid's crazy ticklish, that's all I'm gonna say," he said, holding his hands up in the air.

"What? What's that got to do with anything?"

"Just show him you know how to cut loose. Let him see you without that stick up your ass," Peter snickered. Miguel shot him an unamused look, reaching out to squeeze his hip in retaliation.

Peter yelped and jumped away, wearing a large grin. He threw an arm around his shoulders and gave him a shake. "That's the spirit! Now go show the kid how fun tickle monster O'Hara can be!" he cheered in encouragement, drawing out

a scoff of disgust from the other man.

"Don't call me that," he demanded, earning a chuckle. He glanced at Peter from the corner of his eye and broke into a smirk. "You're real weird, you know that Parker?"

"Yeah yeah, I get that a lot. But trust me, it'll work," he reassured. Miguel was hesitant.

"How do you know?"

"Just trust me."

Miguel waited until he saw an opportunity, and it didn't take long before one presented itself. Miles was sitting in a beanbag in the corner of an otherwise empty rec room when he waltzed in. "Miles, just the spider I wanted to see," he greeted, sitting on the beanbag next to him. Miles stared at him like he had grown a second head.

"Uh, hi. Wha- what did you wanna talk about?" he stuttered, struggling to sit up straight in the beanbag.

"Peter thinks it'd be a good idea if you got to know me. And I have to agree, so I thought we could play twenty questions. Go ahead, ask anything you want." Miles pondered for a moment before thinking of a question.

"So your fangs... could you like, milk the venom like they do with snakes?" he asked, curiosity and excitement in his tone. Needless to say, the question caught the older man off guard.

"What? No! You can't even milk snakes!"

"Can too! I saw a video where they got venom from a rattlesnake like that! You put gauze or cheese cloth or something over a cup and make them bite it, and they shoot out all this venom," he explained. Miguel considered this for a moment.

"Hm, interesting. I didn't know that." He shifted in the soft chair, getting more comfortable. "I guess it's a possibility. Alright, my turn. What's your favorite food?"

They went back and forth asking questions, and Miguel noticed the way Miles relaxed as the conversation wandered.

"Did you get to do a senior prank when you were in high school?" Miles asked, leaning a bit closer in anticipation for his answer. A mischievous gleam sparkled in Miguel's eyes as a long forgotten memory resurfaced.

"Yeah actually. Oho man, it was a great one. A few of us covered the entire floor in shaving cream. I'm talking classrooms, halls, the cafeteria, bathrooms, even the gym. We broke in during the night so we'd have enough time to do the whole school." He shook his head and chuckled. "Everyone was slipping and sliding all over the place. It took us hours to clean up afterwards, but it was worth it." He couldn't deny the swell of pride he felt when he heard Miles let out a quick huff of laughter.

"That sounds like a good one! I wish I could do something like that."

"Why can't you? Just gotta wait two more years, plenty of time to come up with a good prank."

"No, it's not that. My new school doesn't allow senior pranks and stuff like that," he explained, disappointment etched on his features. "It's... pretty pretentious."

"Hm, that's a real bummer. Maybe you'll have to fix that," Miguel suggested with a playful punch to his shoulder.

"Maybe," he agreed, ideas already bouncing around his head. "Your turn."

"Man, 20 questions is a lot more than I thought," Miguel feigned cluelessness and innocence, as if he didn't have this question lined up from the start. "I got one. Are you ticklish?" he asked casually. It was comical the way Miles snapped his head up to look at him with wide eyes.

"What? No," he said quickly, defensively. He was about to ask the next question to change the subject but was cut off.

"See, now that's funny. That's not what Peter said," he drawled, flashing a smug grin. Miles felt a chill run down his spine. He knew this was fishy from the start, but had ignored his gut feeling. A rookie mistake.

"Heh, good thing you're too mature for that sort of thing, right?" he asked nervously, watching him like a hawk.

"Y'know, I'm not so sure. What do you think?" Miguel asked, a dangerously playful edge to his voice. Miles gulped.

"Was this whole thing just a set up?" he asked, his entire body tense. He was ready to bolt at a moment's notice.

Miguel shrugged. "If that's what you wanna call it, sure."

It only took a second before Miles shot up to make a break for it. Strong arms immediately wrapped around his waist and brought him back down, right into Miguel's lap. He was thrashing and already giggling, yet still managed to grab ahold of Miguel's wrists to keep him at bay.

"Must be pretty ticklish if you're already laughing," he teased, twisting his hands free. He grabbed both of Miles's wrists and raised them over his head.

"Ihihi'm not! Let mehe gohoho!" Miles protested, trying to roll onto the floor.

"Nah. Gotta say, you've made me real curious now. Well, guess I better not keep you waiting!" He wasted no more time and latched onto his side, squeezing and kneading softly. Miles was already lost to a bout of bubbly giggles as he curled in on himself.

"Why ahahare you dohohoing this toho meee?" he squealed, legs scrambling for purchase and finding none.

"To show you I can be fun," he said, as if that should be obvious. "And you really don't know me if you think I'd let this information go to waste."

"Thihihis is fuhuhun?" he asked, sounding incredulous even through his laughter. Miguel couldn't help but smirk.

"See? Glad you agree," he said smugly. Miles let out an annoyed, giggly groan.

"Not whahat Ihihi meant!"

"Really? You gotta choose your words more carefully. Someone could take your words outta context and do this," he emphasized his point by squeezing his hips, causing Miles to jolt in his lap as if he had been electrocuted. "Y'know, since you said you were having fun an' all."

Miles was sure he was going to die. Whether it would be from the tickling or embarrassment, he wasn't sure, but he was going to die.

"Ohoho my gohohod, shut up ahahasshole!"

Miguel froze, hands poised at his sides and ready to strike. "What did you just call me?" Miles breathed in a few gulps of air while he still had the chance. He shook his head, eyes wide with a mix of panic and excitement.

"Nonono I didn't mean that, it just slipped out!" he insisted, but Miguel wasn't having it.

"What did I just say about choosing your words wisely?" he asked. Miles attempted another escape instead of answering, and was caught just as easily as before. "Well if you can call me names, clearly I'm not working hard enough."

He dove for his belly, pulling back at the last second, but Miles still screamed anyways. He felt a warm flush rise to his cheeks, glaring at the man as he laughed. He glared at him and shoved his chest.

"You are being an asshole!" he whined, grabbing his wrists and pushing with all his might to keep them away from his belly.

"And you're really asking for it," Miguel deadpanned, slipping out of his grasp with ease. And just because he felt like messing with the kid a little more, he did another fake out, earning another shriek of anticipation, followed by an embarrassed pout as Miguel let out a hearty chuckle.

"What the hell man? Just get it over with if you're gonna do it!"

"A little eager, eh amigo?" he asked, drumming his fingers against his sides. Bubbly giggles filled the air as Miles folded in on himself like a lawn chair, shaking his head frantically.

"N-no!" Miles denied, twisting from side to side and trying to work his way out of Miguel's strong grasp. He kneaded his sides, immediately thwarting the halfhearted escape. A stream of loud squeals and cackles escaped Miles as he squirmed around like a worm on a hook before curling into a ball in his lap.

He snorted when Miguel reached down to squeeze his knee, kicking his legs out. This granted him free access to his belly, which he took full advantage of. He formed a claw with his hand and dug into the soft pudge around his midsection and giggly shrieks filled the air.

"Wow, you're ticklish just about everywhere," he mused, smirking when Miles whined through his laughter.

"Ihihi ahaham not!" he cried out, legs kicking against the floor. Miguel arched a brow, clearly amused at the reply.

"No? Try proving me wrong then," he teased, pinching up his ribs. Miles arched his back, boyish giggles pouring past his lips.

"Screhehehew you!" he cried through his hysterics.

"Well that's not very nice. And here I thought we were finally bonding," Miguel said in a deadpanned tone, though the sly smirk gave him away.

Without anywhere to turn, Miles yelled out for help. "PEHEHETEHEHER! HELP MEHEHE! I-I'M BEING TORTURED!" he cried out dramatically. Miguel shook his head, an evil chuckle slipping past his lips.

"You know he's not gonna help you, right? I mean, this was all his idea. Practically made me do this," he taunted.

Well that was news to Miles.

"HE WHAT?" he shrieked before falling back into a wild fit of laughter.

"Yup. He sold you out faster than you could say tickle tickle tickle!" he teased, digging his claws into his ribs and shaking them against his ribcage. Miles doubled over with a screech, laughing as he kicked his legs in the air. He reached up to hide behind his hands so he wouldn't have to look at Miguel's stupid, smug face.

Miguel shook his head and grabbed his wrists, pulling them away from his face. "Oh no, no puedes esconderte de mí," Miguel teased. Miles thrashed, growing even more flustered by the playful taunt.

"Oh cohome ohohon!" Miles whined, tugging on his arms.

"Everyone keeps talking about these "bleeding armpits" of yours. Let's see what that's all about, huh?"

"No!" he screamed out, but it was too late because Miguel was already tickling under his arms. Miles slammed his arms down to his sides, trapping his tickling hands in place. He was cackling hysterically, blushing when a few snorts managed to slip out.

"Gehehet out of thehehere!" he pleaded, nose scrunched and mouth open in a wide grin. Miguel hummed in thought, drilling his thumbs in the center of his hollows.

"Mmmm no, I don't think I will," he teased smugly. He was about to comment on how the suit markings are practically a bullseye for what seemed to be his worst spot when a sharp elbow cracked him in the face.

He reeled back, hand clutching his now sore, and apparently bleeding, mouth. Miles rolled off his lap and sprawled on the floor, panting for breath before he noticed Miguel's busted lip.

"O-oh my gosh, did I do that? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean-" Miles rambled out an apology, cutting off when Miguel held up a hand to silence him.

"It's fine, it was an accident. Besides, this is nothing," he said smirking and gestured to his bloodied bottom lip. "Honestly it surprised me more than anything," he reassured, not wanting Miles to feel guilty over something so small.

"Still, I didn't mean to hit you in the face," he apologized, paused for a second and seemingly grew a bout of confidence, puffing out his chest. "B-but you were asking for it! Seriously, that's what you get for tickling Spider-Man!"

The retort made Miguel bark out a laugh, ruffling the kid's hair playfully. Miles rolled his eyes and shoved him away, but the smile never left his lips.

"Yeah yeah, it's all my fault. Now run along, go tell your friends how you managed to survive tickle monster O'Hara," he teased. Miles cringed at the nickname and let out a long, suffering groan.

"Don't call yourself that," he said, equal parts whiny and sassy. It only took a stern look from Miguel to have Miles running out of the room. Miguel chuckled to himself, pulling out his phone to take a selfie of his busted lip.

Peter had just sat down in the cafeteria about to chow down on a slice of pizza when he felt his phone buzz. He looked at the screen, noticing a new text from Miguel.

He opened the message, huffing out a laugh when he saw the picture of Miguel's busted lip with the caption, Mission Accomplished.

He tucked his phone back in his pocket, taking a large bite. He wasn't even done chewing when he heard fast paced footsteps skid to a halt behind him.

"You sold me out! What the hell man?"

Yeah... Mission accomplished.

[kairiscorner]

helloooo ^~^ I was wondering if you could do a noir fic where he and the reader were in itsv and now have a daughter together so since they were in the spider society they were able to reunite with miles? tysm have a nice day/night ;D

hi anon !!! OMG THAT'D BE SO CUTEEEEE YES PLEASE

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

"oh, sweet marmalade, look out everyone!" noir exclaimed in a hurried voice as he chased down a loose spider daughter through the halls and winding pathways of the spider society, his daughter babbling and giggling the whole while at the chase. you had followed behind your husband, despite having no powers of your own, you were practically superhuman already by being your daughter's other parent, which was no simply responsibility.

thanks to jess, you were able to have access to a few spider mom equipment she made in preparation for her own baby once it was born, and you promised to put everything you found back in its proper place--if you could just figure out how these darned devices worked. noir, on the other hand, was already wearing himself thin from all this chasing his daughter around the building, causing for a small scale alert to be sounded as a spider baby was deemed on the loose.

as noir was about to give out to his fatigue, he caught his daughter swinging over to the other side of east wing of HQ to the west side. "darling!" he called out for his daughter as you passed by noir, stopping abruptly and almost tripping as noir helped you up and ran with you to catch your daughter before she did serious harm to herself. everyone else was panicking too, they had missions to take care of on their own watch, but they all scrambled in panic to save your baby.

before you and noir could faint at the sheer pressure and anxiety you two were feeling right now, a black and red spider man swung in immediately to save the day. "gotcha!" he exclaimed as your daughter squealed and cooed as she squirmed in miles' arm. "ay, whose baby is this?" miles asked as he lowered himself to the ground, with you rushing over to miles as you called out for him and your daughter. miles couldn't believe it, she was your baby? "figures why she's so pretty, uh, who's the da--" "that'd be me, miles. glad to see ya again, fella." noir said in an exhausted tone, feebly tipping his hat as his legs finally gave out and he knelt on the floor due to sheer tiredness.

miles' eyes widened as he pointed from him to you and you to him, his mask's lenses widened as he realized--you two have a family now. "no way, first peter b, now peter, too?" he asked aloud in a surprised, happy voice. you and noir nodded in your out of breath and tired state, with your daughter trying to crawl out of your arms, but you not letting her. "sorry she's... phew, such a handful..." he breathed out as miles approached you two and entertained the young girl for a little to get you two to recuperate for a bit after that whole chase.

"she's a cutie! yes you are, lil cutie--ow!" miles exclaimed as your daughter pinched his cheeks when he got too close and she giggled. "right... i forgot to mention, she has spider powers, so..." noir said in an exhausted breath as miles managed to get her to let go, with his cheek stinging. he chuckled, however, and looked at you two. "if you'd like, i could try babysitting her with gwen. you two really look like you could use a break." he offered as you two practically lay on the ground, breathing heavily. "thanks, kid. we appreciate that." you answered for noir as he gave miles a weak thumbs up and slumped his arm back down on the ground as miles scooped your baby up from your arms, looks like he's gonna be a big spider brother in training this time around.

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @sabcandoit @binibinileonara @luvstarrstruck @maxoloqy @k4tsu3 @fiannee @thee-fantastic-mrfox @fictarian @yuridopted0

[i-cannot-spell-chaos]

A little seasoning from the upcoming spider man fiction I'm writing

yandere Miguel o hara x spider villain mentioned male mainly gender neutral reader

These stories were cut off from the original draft and made into short stories here is Miguel o Hara's next is the platonic yandere stories. Which includes earth- 42 platonic yandere.

(Forced kissing warning)

Videos and photos story 1:

It had been a few month since you had met Miguel and Peter b. You never understood how everyone was scared of Miguel. Sure he was mean at times but you understood his cause. While fuck the agency the only reason you were there was to be a doctor. You felt like Miguel had something to hide. Since everyone had secrets of their own right?

Well one night you were called in for to Miguel's office. Walking in you expected others to be there but saw no one. Miguel must have left to go get something after calling you. You looked around for Miguel one last time before scrambling to his desk. Going through his stuff was easy it was figuring out what to look at first was the troubling part.

You clicked a random file and your face froze. You recognized the pictures and videos of yourself. You tried to think of reasons why he had them but the more you scrolled through them the more you realized. This was you but not you. A different universe where your canon event didn't happen where you never became spider man. The one where you die in the alley instead. That universe wasn't alone it was filled with different versions of you. Horror filled you as it led to pictures of your universe.

"What are you doing?" you recognized that voice your eyes still filled with dread as you looked up at him. "Uh..." The awkardness was interrupted when teen came into the room. You quickly closed the file and went to greet them. Gwen was the most excited to see you after a while. You let her stay in your home when she needed it so the two of you were close. She introduced you Miles a new Spider man. He held out his hand awkardly as you grabbed it gladly smiling, "I'm The doctor...or as they say 'Doctor Venom" but you call call me Doctor v or as everyone around you age calls me Uncle" You said smiling doing a bit of a dad pose with the hands on your hips. He replied with a tight hug.

Miguel coughed getting everyone's attention "Miles you not supposed to be in here" He said scowling at the kid. You looked at him confused before he continued "You an anomly you're not supposed to be here" this might be a good time to prepare your emergency exit. You snuck out of the room not wanting to hear anymore. However those images still stuck to you. How long had those images gone back had he been watching you for a while?

This is not Goodbye story 2:

You thrashed and tossed around Miguel's grip clawing at his hands to let you go. You wouldn't let him do this to an inoccent kid you saw Miles in you and needed to protect him. "I quit this agency!" You yell before biting down putting your venom deep into his veins. Miguel quickly dropped you gripping his hand.

It will take minutes for your venom to offcially kick in so you had a head start before he realized what you said. You quickly jumped looking around to where Miles could have run to and you saw him finally hiding. As you were about to run to him you heard Miguel.

Anxiety filled you as you turned around looking at the approaching beast. "Oh shit that's scary!" you ran for your life the sound of Miguel growing near got louder. You knew he was quicker but this had gone too far. You had gotten to a half point before the familiar webs stuck your shoe to the ground. You looked at the approaching Miguel who had drool coming out of mouth....gross.

You tried pulling your shoes out of the webbing but it would unstick. The only option left was to untye your shoelace. Halfway on undoing the not you felt breathing on your face. "Not even a goodbye kiss you little thief" His clawed hand ran through your locks before grabbing them at the roots. "You did a number on me stealing from me!" He yelled at you wiping the drool off his face. "You have no proof!" You barked back in his face causing him to grin.

"But i do my little thief" Miguel grabbed your hand leading it to his chest. You could feel his heartbeat against it. "You stole my heart and my materials i'm not letting you get away that easily even if you do quit your staying here" He said thinking he won. You used your unstuck leg and kicked his head. Miguel grabbed your leg looking at you shocked before his eyes dripped closed. His heavy form landed on you.

You looked around for help but saw no one. Your venom kicked in at the worst time.

Goodbye kiss story 3:

"Aye where are you going!" Miguel yelled at causing you to pause and look up at him. "What?" he had just sent you to a mission and he was stopping you? "You had a bet and lost to me"

He remembered?

Last week the two of you made a bet on how long they can stay a fake couple. You bet two days before Miguel got tired of it and snapped at you. Miguel said he could do it for longer and said if he won every time you left you would give him a kiss. Well he did win the bet but you though he had forgotten.

"...." You looked at him then at the door. "No! come here!" Miguel yelled at you pointing at a spot next to him. Ignoring him you ran enraging him. Peter b parker was laughing at the sight of you running so quickly. Your lab coat flying behind you running towards your mission.

"All spider people (your name) and me have unfinished buisness bring them to me unharmed" Miguel said over the intercom. The spider people stopped before looking at you confused before shrugging and going with his orders. "Fuck!" you jumped quickly towards the exit slipping through before getting grabbed.

You let out a sigh before going towards the machine to send you to a different universe. Hopping in spider byte looked at you with a sorry look. Before cancelling the machine you looked at her with a shocked face. "damn" A crowd of spider people burst through the door dragging you back to hq to Miguel who was waiting for you.

"Leave everyone" almost everyone left except for peter who couldn't stop laughing for Miguel to worry. "Come here and give me that good bye kiss". You slowly walked over to him dragging your feet for as long as possible. "You suck" you said before giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. Before you could get far Miguel grabbed your arm and brought you into a kiss on the lips. His lips were rough against yours as he leaned in to deepen the kiss. You struggled pushing him away before he seperated the two of you looking at you with a shit eating grin. "Loser"

[princesssarcastia]

things i’m still thinking about after my second showing of across the spider-verse

Ham and Noir never showed up at headquarters, but they showed up at the end when Gwen and Miles needed them.  I’m actually very curious about that—they both enjoyed working with Miles, Peter B., Gwen, and Peni in the first movie, so they don;t object to working with others on principle.   I wonder if their spidey senses pinged when Miguel or Jess showed up to recruit them, and they said no.  Or: they got all the way to headquarters, caught the vibe, and refused to sign up, not even to see their new friends.  Certainly, Noir is enough like Hobie to see the problematic elements of this place quickly and refuse to take part in it.  And Ham really loves Miles.  If he made it all the way to the part where they explain the anomaly, and how Miguel believes Miles fits in...I think he’d walk out.  My boy Ham would not have stood for that chase bullshit

(Or:  Miguel took one look at Ham and Ham’s world and said “Fuck that, no way.”)

(Or: Peter B. didn’t push for Miguel and Jess to recruit Ham and Noir.  Didn’t push for them to recruit any of the people he grew to love and love working with, during the collider incident, because he knows Miguel, and knows deep down that this environment is toxic, and not at all what he wants for them)

Which brings me to another thing I can’t stop thinking about: how Peter B. definitely knew Miguel before this whole inter-dimensional spider club got started.  They are definitely friends, or they were.  It gives Peter more leeway to fuck around with Miguel, and it gives Miguel more leeway to be an uptight fascist with Peter.

I also think that the reason Peter B. and so many other Spider-People buy into that bullshit narrative about canon events is because they, like so many traumatized people before them, want it all to have meant something.  They want there to be a reason, a divine purpose, a plan, so that their suffering isn’t pointless.  Peter B. has convinced himself that purpose makes the loss hurt less—and it’s not until Miles rightfully calls them all out on it that he starts to realize it actually makes it hurt more.

“All this loss makes us who we are!”  Bullshit, Peter B., you should know better.

We never meet another Miles, not once.  I know some people are speculating that 42!Miles was supposed to get bitten by that spider, but I don’t think that’s true.  

I think the Miles Morales in 1610 is something wholly new in the entire multiverse, and I think that should and does terrify the everloving pants off of everyone involved in the status quo.  In every peter who likes feeling special, who likes being The One And Only Spider-Man, In Every Universe.  In Miguel, who’s clinging desperately to the boxes he’s shoved the universe into so he doesn’t have to try and get better.

And Miles Morales is...oh, he’s mind-blowing.  I can’t stop thinking about the way he! plows! through! an! entire! multi-verse’s! worth! of! spider-people!  All of them!  It’s hard, but he fucking does it and he beats them and he’s RIGHT.   They should fucking crown him king.

Not only that—he beats them at the violence from the moral high ground!  He doesn’t give into despair, doesn’t take the easy route of “I couldn’t stop it, leads to, I shouldn’t stop it.”  He puts the onus on himself to do both.  To save the world and his father.

Miles Morales Is Better Than You

The way that Miles and Gwen seem to have some sort of trans-dimensional spider-sense hookup is so fucking cool.  Gwen stands in his room long enough to spider-sense out through the whole UNIVERSE and tell that he’s. not.  here.  they’re CONNECTED they have a CONNECTION.

Speaking of, Gwen Stacy is trans as fuck.  Claiming her now.

Hobie is a delight.  He sees, I think, what Peter B. sees (and what I think Ham and Noir see) which is that there’s something special about these kids.  (Obviously, that something special is that they’re the main characters.  But for the most part, Miles and Gwen are fighting head and shoulders above the rest of the crowd, and on their way to thinking head and shoulders above the crowd, too)

I wasn’t expecting the movie to focus on Gwen so much, but her story was heart-wrenching.  Her dad, picking her job over his daughter.  Getting a second chance, with some people she clearly desperately wants to be her new family, but that second chance is contingent on her ability to perform for the Mission—and comes at the expense of the only friend she’s made since Peter died.  And then...then she fucks up the mission.  And loses everything.  Big oof.  She gets punched in the face so many times, but every time she gets up angrier than before and starts hitting back.

[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

the avengers meeting your boyfriend [teenage avenger headcanons!]

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1.2k

request: yes / no

original request: can you do one where the reader gets a boyfriend and everybody is getting overprotective and when they see their door closed they all bust in while we are watching a movie bc they thought the reader & bf were making out so they give them “the talk”😭😭

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: so many oml but some include tony stark, bruce banner, natasha romanoff, clint barton, thor, steve rogers, scott lang, bucky barnes, wanda maximoff, sam wilson, there's probably more but that's all i'll put for now lol

a/n: y'all know i had to use this picture LMAO anyways ty for the request!!! two in one day #slay (that rhymes) requests are still open, send in an ask whenever :)

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ok first i’m gonna name ur bf so it doesn’t get confusing

HAHA

let’s call him

jack

guys i’m so unoriginal pls ignore :’)

anyways so you had been dating jack for a while

he had asked you to go to midtown’s winter formal together :) 

and ofc u didn’t tell any of the avengers bc u KNEW they wouldn’t react well

but of COURSE mr. peter parker was so excited that he had to open his big mouth

miles kicked him under the table but it was too late

“who asked you to the formal y/n?” natasha asked, a small smile on her face

you could FEEL yourself blushing

all you wanted to do was like sink into the floor

which is actually physically possible (though it’s an anomaly)

bruce told you that :D 

anyways you just shook your head 

so then HARLEY decided to go “jack lastname”

IM REALLY BAD AT NAMES IM SORRY

and you were ready to die

right then and there

if the grim reaper decided it was your time you would be fine with it

so tony goes “jack lastname… huh.”

“tony, please don’t – “ you tried, but he was already there.

“jarvis, can you run a background check on that kid.”

you were so embarrassed.

miles, sweet sweet miles tried to change the subject

“so um… steve. how was… your day.”

but then there was sam wilson butting in

“when is winter formal anyway? you know we gotta know so we can take pictures.”

and that made you, harley, peter, and miles groan

tony was still looking at some tablet or whatever.

“stark!” came thor’s booming voice. “i thought you said no electronic devices were permitted at the dinner table! if they were, i would be much happier!!”

“yeah yeah. well they’re not. i’m busy.” tony replied, dismissing the god with a wave of his hand.

and happy, who was right next to tony, kept leaning over and shaking his head or nodding.

SO EMBARRASSING

anyways once you got done with dinner you went to put the dishes in the dishwasher robot

idk why i said it like that but it’s basically this cool thing where you put the dishes in the sink and this robot will wash them & put them away

very nice bc doing the dishwasher is so much work sometimes.

but then wanda, nat and carol came in

and you KNEW they were gonna try to get you to talk

“i’ll tell you guys later.” you spoke, trying to end the embarrassment. 

“come on y/n! we want to see him at least.” carol said, tilting her head and raising a brow.

“ok fine.” you said, and pulled up a picture of jack. you showed it to them for like one second and then put your phone back in your pocket.

“hey wait! no fair! i wanna see! yeah.” came the voices of sam, clint, scott, and bucky as they tried to fight their way into the kitchen.

“that’s a hard no. maybe i’ll bring him here after the dance. harley peter miles and i were already going to stay over. then he could walk by you guys for TWO SECONDS and then do something with me.”

“alright.” said sam, crossing his arms and nodding.

“seems fair!” said bruce.

“perfect.” you replied, leaving the room to leave them all to inevitably gossip.

SKIP AHEAD

ok so it’s winter formal

and you strategically told jack to meet you there so that the avengers couldn’t bombard him during picture taking time.

so y’all had a super fun time

& u slow danced with each other 🤭🤭

it was super fun

but you were kind of dreading going back to the tower

you had told jack about being an avenger a few weeks ago

and he was super excited to meet them all

jack is like super sweet & really awesome

so it put you at ease a little bit.

so you went back to the tower with him

peter harley and miles had gone to get ice cream and were coming back later

so you did the retinal and fingerprint scan that would let you into the elevator

and you went up to the main floor (so you could get to your room)

but ofc they were all there

and so you took jack’s hand and brought him over to where they all were

he was lowkey freaking out

and bro

bucky and sam and clint and scott looked so unamused

tony and happy too

SO YOU JUST TRIED TO KEEP IT CIVIL

but they all were acting so clipped and like not charismatic 

idk

but wanda, steve and bruce were rly nice so that put jack at ease a little bit

anyways so then you took jack to your room

you guys had been planning to watch a movie together

he was kind of nervous because he didn’t think the avengers liked him

but you assured him they did

(at least you hoped)

anyways you turned on the movie & watched it

and it was soo funny so y’all were laughing a lot

BUT THEN THE DOOR SUDDENLY OPENED

and it was so loud you got freaked out fr

but then you saw it was tony, bucky, sam and steve.

“y/n. could you go out in the hall for a minute.” steve said.

“this is my room!!” you tried, but tony just pointed out to the hall. 

“i’m sorry jack.” you said to your boyfriend

jack was literally about to cry omg

poor thing

“don’t be mean.” you said as you left, taking extra care to give them all a withering stare

natasha and bucky had taught you that skill well bc you saw sam shiver HAHA

so you went to the hall and clint, scott, and natasha were standing there.

“what are they DOING??” you hissed at them.

“they’re just worried for you y/n. they wanted to talk to the kid.” natasha assured you, patting your shoulder.

“yeah, nothin’ to worry about!!” scott added, a big grin on his face

“well i really don’t trust that coming from you.” you replied

“well tony thought you guys were kissing in there!” clint laughed.

although it turned into an “ow” when natasha elbowed him

“he WHAT?!” you replied

“yeah, that’s why he came up here. he said he wanted the most intimidating ones to go make that kid afraid or something.” scott added. “not sure why he didn’t ask me…”

you gave scott a nod but then made your way back into your room, crossing your arms and raising a brow as tony, bucky, sam and steve turned towards you.

“hey y/n.” sam said, raising a hand to wave.

“are you guys done now? i’d like to finish the movie.” you said, trying to be stern.

“i think we are. right jack?” steve said, standing up and gesturing towards your boyfriend.

“yes sir! i mean steve. i mean mr. rogers?” he said, clearly scared out of his mind.

“yeah yeah. alright. get out please!!” you said, guiding them out of your room.

bucky was the last to leave, but despite you pushing him, he turned back to face your boyfriend.

“hey, you. hurt them in any way and i’ll find you.” he said, accompanied by his signature deathstare.

then he gave a little salute to you. 

“night kid. don’t stay up too late.”

and then he was gone.

“did he really mean that??” jack said, eyes wide.

“yeah, he did.” you said, sitting beside him and holding his hand. “isn’t that sweet?”

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[nightowl374art]

Hey,

-So I'm very excited to write this 'cause I've been meaning to do it for a while now. So yah here I go...

-I just love your art so so much! Like fr bro you give me so much joy with your fanarts. I haven't felt this attached to an artist and certain art style in a while but you bring it all back with what you're doing and I'm so extremely grateful. So y'know... Thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart.

-I love every piece you've made so far but I gotta say ... That one with the remake of the amazing Spider-Man 2 graduation was just out of this world. Andrew's spiderman is my favorite of the live action trio and I love that one part so much! But I gotta say... Take this as an idea lol... So there's one more part of that movie I deeply love. It's the part where Peter makes the "I love you" on a bridge and then takes Gwen and they make it up to each other... Can't help but see miles and Gwen do that as well. Like in the end of beyond like them getting together or like maybe Miles proposing like that IDK! Take my idea 💡!

-Ok so that's my fav fanart but I'm absolutely in love with their beautiful family! Their kids look so beautiful and them being together is something I treasure a lot! I love how you made the kids different then the comics and also the way you made Miles and Gwen! They look so good! I love Gwen's side braids and Miles haircut it's like... I don't see him doing it BUT I freaking love the spider detail in the side! I even told my friend that if I had my hair like Gwen someday I would add that detail! It looks so good! So perfect like chef's kiss! Also the first art I saw of their kids was that one with Peter B calling Miles and Gwen for having kids and them all just being like:

Max and Charlotte: who the hell is this dude?

Miles and Gwen: What the actual f-

Miles (dad): Idk who the hell you are but please don't touch my kids...

-I also love miles 42 and Gwen 42 art... It looks so cute and she looks hot as hell btw. I also find it very funny when they are having a double date with miles 1610 and Gwen 65. They look adorable ... So different but very refreshing I really like it!

-Look like I mentioned I'm beyond have and grateful that you're making art like this... It's not just the art or the art style but the impact it made me! You're very talented and special! I can't wait for more beautiful art from you. I hope you're getting all the support you deserve and that you're doing well! Never stop smiling and have a nice day/night!

-Hope you get to read this soon and sorry for being so long! But this is just a fraction of what I was meaning to tell you so yah....

-Thank you for everything and for your time! Bye❤️🌻🫂🕸️

I am always amazed when people say these kind of things to me. It means everything to me to know I can bring even just a little bit of joy to someone through my passion, so I would like to say thank you to you 💕.

Agreed. Andrew is my favorite version of Peter, the vibe of his movies really speak to me. I love the scene you’ve mentioned, but it breaks my heart because of Gwen’s fate. However I would love to do that for Miles and Gwen. Right now I’ve got a lot of pieces in progress, so don’t expect it right away, but if I find a chance to do it I will ✨

I really enjoyed drawing their kiddos and had every intention of drawing them differently from the comics. I wanted to do my own interpretation of their kids since the spiderverse style if different from the comics. I actually based Gwen’s braids on some of her concept art, I loved that look (it’s viking-ish which I dig) so I wanted to do something with it.

Though Miles and Gwen 42 are not exactly canon, I still love the idea of them and so I’m glad you have enjoyed what I have made.

Just so you know, I’m very moved by what you said and all your heartfelt thoughts about my art. It’s lovely to hear what you think and how it has given you joy. It’s all I could’ve asked for as an artist so I hope you know how grateful I am 🩷

[mm-275]

MILES MORALES HEADCANNONS 2

Request: yes

tw: none i think?

- Ok so I think that he listens to a little of all genres of music. Like he’s cool with everything but there’s a few songs or artists that he doesn’t fw

- He will make you make him a playlist so he can listen to it when he misses you and he’ll make you a playlist BUTT he’ll be nervous to send it to you, so when your like “bitch where’s my playlist?” he’s like “you actually wanted it”

- This boy BEGGED his parents for Spotify premium and they finally got it for him when there was like 3 months free near his birthday (he cried)

- When you find out he’s spiderman (you’d probably get mad he’s dropping dates and stuff so you confront him and he tells you) you make sure he’s always safe

- He drops by your house sometimes when he gets hurt after a fight or something and you patch him up. Now you keep a first aid kid in your room for him

- When he gets involved with the Spider Society, you get involved. He trusts you with EVERYTHING, so he tells you everything, and eventually you meet all of them.

- You get along with almost all of his friends there. After hearing what Miguel did, you don’t trust him around Miles and Miles doesn’t trust Miguel around you, so he tried to keep you as far away from him as possible.

- Gwen takes awhile to get used to you, but she eventually warms up when she realizes Miles is happy with you.

- Peter B introduces you to Mayday and you hold her and play with her and PB is like “if you don’t keep her I will”

- Hobie appreciates that you make Miles happy and therefore he doesn’t mind you at first. I think he’d be hesitant but he warms up to you (you guys become best friends)

- Pav is so sweet i don’t think anyone couldn’t immediately love him. You and him sit together and gush about eachothers s/o’s all the time and give eachother advice.

- Remember when he was texting his dad and had a bunch of typos because he was fighting a villain? He always responds to you, therefore most of his texts are illegible 😭

- He’s super smart (obviously), but will make you/his mom read over his school essays just in case.

- I think that he wouldn’t use a ton of pet names. Maybe a few sometimes, but would mostly use your name and a few nicknames hes made up (he has one that only he’s allowed to call you)

- Absolutely cannot play an instrument for shit. Gwen and Hobie have tried to teach him, and if you play an instrument you have too, but he gives up.

- He would be decent at most sports, but he’s the type of kid to only do gym for the required credits, and doesn’t go out of the way to play. If friends or you ask to play something with him, he would.

- Once you guys are together for a little, he would bring you to all the family functions. Cousins wedding? you’re there. Fourth of July celebration? He’s dragging you around to all of his family members.

- His mom would make him dress up for all of the holidays (my mom too), like at Christmas he’s in an ugly sweater and his mom is taking 10 photos of all of their matching sweaters (this is a self projection)

- Asks if he can adopt every dog and cat in the alleyways.

- He would know how to do a few origami pieces and does them in class when he’s bored and then gives them to you

- Draws on the corners and in the margins of your papers in class

- Watches CoryxKenshin and either youtube or spotify will be playing in the background of his room at all times.

- Before you guys meet eachothers parents, your screen time would be like 15+ hours from how much you guys would’ve facetimed

- Said this in the last part, but I have to bring this back. He LOVES holding your hand. He’s late to class to hold your hand down the hallways.

- He refuses to split the pole. He’s not even superstitious he just thinks it’s weird 😭

- He’s picky asf. Chicken tenders are his best friend (me too)

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sorry this is so short i ran out of ideas.

im thinking of doing these with another character like e42 miles or hobie? idk lmk

[scribespirare]

I feel like Miles trying to hide his mating bite from everyone - especially his parents - would be so funny for some reason

when i was 15/16 i tried to hide a hickie from my mother but i am an absolute dog shit liar so she found out basically immediately and then spent like twenty minutes laughing at me. afterwards she taught me the spoon trick so my father wouldn't see. i feel a kinship w/ Miles b/c that's exactly how Rio would react lkajdfladsj;a

“Miguel, we have a problem!”

With a long suffering sigh, Miguel looks up from his work just in time to see a frantic Miles finish a graceless tumble through the front door. The sight of his Omega never fails to warm Miguel, but its up for debate on whether the warmness is from affection and love or irritation. He’d say it’s a 50/50 split.

“Yes, Miles?” he asks as the Omega throws himself down on the couch beside Miguel in true teenage fashion. All long limbs and bony elbows Miguel deftly dodges.

“It’s my mom,” Miles says, sounding breathless. He’s looking up at Miguel through his eyelashes and that combined with the fact that Miguel can see one of his own t-shirts under Miles’ hoodie nearly makes him miss the next words. “I think she saw my mating bite.”

Miguel freezes at that, tearing his gaze away from the tantalizing dark skin of Miles’ throat. “What?”

“My bite! I was getting ready to leave and I didn’t realize I was wearing your shirt until it slipped down my shoulder and I thought I fixed it fast enough but she stopped me and-”

“Miles. Breathe.”

By mutual agreement they’d decided to keep their relationship a secret. The reasons are varied and many; Miles’ age, their antagonistic history, the fact that Miguel is sorta kinda in a position of authority over Miles…when Miles chooses to actually participate in spider society, anyways. The point is that they’ve gone out of their ways to make sure nobody knows until they’re ready for them to. Miles’ mating bite is on the curve of his shoulder. It’s admittedly pretty huge on the much smaller Omega, and the impression of teeth clearly shows Miguel’s double set of fangs.

Miguel’s is on his clavicle. It’s almost delicate looking in comparison, except for the faint trailing edges where Miles had started to tear at the skin before Miguel had grabbed him by the nape and pulled him off. Brat.

Despite the strategic locations they’ve both had close calls hiding them in the past. Miguel’s suit decided to malfunction just right. Miles needed to change his shirt after spilling something on it during movie night, and got teased when he insisted on running to the bathroom to do so. One time Miguel had tried to shower at the gym thinking no one else was there, only for Peter B to show up. For some weird reason. So on and so on.

Still, nobody has caught on, and nobody has ever seen the marks outright. The idea that Miles’ mother might be the first to know, a woman Miguel has never actually met but who he hears plenty about? Yeah, if that’s not panic inducing Miguel doesn’t know what is.

“Are you sure she saw it?” he asks, looping an arm around Miles’ waist and pulling the Omega close.

“No. Maybe. I don’t know.”

“What did she ask?” Miguel presses.

“If I was dating someone.”

“And you said?”

“No.”

“Okay. She probably thought it was a hickie then,” Miguel says, soothing himself with the words probably even more than Miles. Mostly because Miles’ face gets that faint pink glow to it that means he’s blushing. “Es algo bueno, cariño.”

“She thinks I’m sleeping around!” The tone of Miles’ voice is somewhere between horrified and traumatized. “I said I wasn’t dating anyone so now she thinks I’m…soy una puta!”

“Is that better or worse than being mated to someone twice your age?” Miguel asks dryly.

That has Miles snapping his jaw shut at least. He still looks embarrassed though and Miguel laughs, tugging at the Omega until he’s got Miles comfortably in his lap.

“Relaja, cariño. She’s your mother and you’re a teenager. Most kids have already had a few sexual experiences by the time they’re your age and she knows that. Also did I mention she’s your mother? She’s had-”

“No termines eso,” Miles says quickly, shoving a hand directly into Miguel’s face, palm to cheek. “That’s so gross, por qué dirías eso?”

Miguel tolerates the awkward angle his head’s being pushed at for a moment longer, then when Miles doesn’t let up he sighs and bodily grabs the Omega up, wrestling him until Miles is firmly planted with his back to Miguel’s front, trapped between Miguel’s thighs.

“Your mother doesn’t think you’re a whore,” Miguel grunts once the scuffle and Miles’ complaints have died down. “My point was that she’s had a child herself and she knows what being a teenager is like. One little hickie isn’t going to make her think you’re out getting laid every single night.”

“I mean…”

“I said every night, malcriado.”

Miles pats placatingly at Miguel’s thigh. “A technicality. I am definitely getting laid way more often than most people my age.”

“You know what I mean!”

“Yeah.” The word is soft and amused and Miles tips his head back against Miguel’s chest to smile up at him. “Thanks, big guy. I do feel a bit better about it. Though I still don’t think I can look her in the eye for like the next week.”

“I’d make an attempt if I were you if you don’t want to be teased about it.”

“...damn, you’re right.”

[chaigirly]

C ai Characters 1

The last of us:

Ellie Williams

Heard your princess was hot, where is she?

I met her when I was still with my ex

You’re the only one who understands

I see how you look at my sister

Only love can hurt like this

Partners in crime

I just wanna get high with my lover

If you gave me a chance I would take it

All I want is one more day with her

Must have been a deadly kiss

Cause I’m a jealous jealous jealous girl

Her moves, her moves, she is mythical

You’re too slow, try keep up with me now

Merry Christmas to you

It’s so lonely in my mansion

When does the reason become the blame?

And when you go away, I still see you

You’re the star I look for every night

I’ve been waiting for you

Shut up and drive

You’re the greatest love of my life

Joel Miller

You wanna scream don’t call me kid

She a bad little bitch, she a rebel

Don’t cry no tears now it’s Christmas baby

“I like you,” what’s stopping you?

Dina Woodward

Got kinda drunk and told her that I liked her

But I think I’m liking her more

That’s my mamacita yeah

Jesse

You’re my best friend I’ll love you forever

I just wanna be your sweetheart

Call of Duty:

Simon Ghost Riley

When I see you again

I was enchanted to meet you

There was something in the air that night

Now that you’re under our spell

Open your eyes

She only exists in the dark of my room

I’m faking all of this so they’ll take me

The only memory is us kissing in the moonlight

König

Sorry it’s over

Baby are you mine?

The Quarry:

Dylan Lenivy

I dreamt about you all summer long

Lovely to be rained on with you

Why don’t we go somewhere only we know

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas

Xoxo kisses hugs

Let’s be friends so we can make out

You’re my moonlight

We gonna party like it’s 3012 tonight

I might get lost without you

Would I lie to you?

Kaitlyn Ka

You call me, “I love you”

City lights never shine as bright as your eyes

Max Brinly

My love mine all mine

I can see the pain in your eyes

When does a man become a monster?

If you keep leading me into your room

Nick Furcillo

That boy is a monster

Last Friday Night

Run away fast as you can

Emma Mountebank

Girl, you’re such a backstabber

I’m addicted to my passion, fashion

Begging on her knees to be popular

Abigail Blyg

It’s in your smile, it’s in your eyes

My first kiss went a little like this

Jacob Custos

Oh no she likes another boy

In the center of the ring just like a circus

Let me get what I want this time

Detention

Clapton Davis

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

I’m getting feelings that I didn’t before

Stilettos and fishnets if that’s what you like

In my room, you and I

Arcane

Vi

I ain’t stopping till I see police lights

All you’ll ever have is one day with me

Jinx

Mama I’m in love with a criminal

Call me babydoll

You’ll see my face in every place

Divergent

Tobias Four Eaton

I can’t believe we’re finally alone

Welcome to Vegas baby

I wanna show you off

Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy

It’s born from just one glance

Carlos Oliveira

I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Touch me like nobody else does

Rise of the Guardians

Jack Frost

Rises the moon

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Mike Schmidt

I keep forgetting I should let you go

This that college dropout music

Red Dead Redemption

Javier Escuella

It all fell down, it all fell down

Only if you knew how much I liked you

Dutch van der Linde

I got a bad feeling about you

Think I need someone older

Arthur Morgan

When you close your eyes, do you picture me?

Spiderverse

Miguel O’Hara

I can be a better boyfriend than him

Hobie Brown

I’m breaking dishes up in here

Peter Parker

How could I hurt you?

What’s on your mind? I said, “your skin”

But girl I’m only human

I told you once I can’t do this again

Well you don’t know me but I know you

Miles Morales

I know that we’re more than friends

“I love you baby,” I think I love you too

DC Universe

Jaime Reyes

When does a candle become a blaze?

[purpdaderp]

could you do a hobie x reader where he and his s/o just chilling and the conversation somehow turns to tickling? they’re asking if he is and he’s like;

“i don’t believe in that” before lunging at y/n and absolutely wrecking them while saying shit like

“i can’t believe you’re laughing like this.” while he has the biggest smirk on his face.

could you do a hobie x reader where he and his s/o just chilling and the conversation somehow turns to tickling? they’re asking if he is and he’s like;

“i don’t believe in that” before lunging at y/n and absolutely wrecking them while saying shit like

“i can’t believe you’re laughing like this.” while he has the biggest smirk on his face.

Ler! Hobie x lee! Reader

Im not sure what you meant by the 3rd stanza so this might not be your exact request

"-and that's 'ow I got away with it" you and your boyfriend Hobie would just sit on the couch watching TV and tell stories commonly, he'd sometimes be playing the guitar you'd do what ever you do, it's the most comfortable feeling you two get with your boyfriend literally being an anarchist

"another great adventure of spider-punk and Captain anarchist." She giggles "I gotta start writing this stuff down." You say as you turn on the news, the story is about how tickling is good for reducing anxiety and stress because of dopamine released in the brain

"ey luv?" You hear hobie call you from your trance "Yeah? What's up?" You turn your body to look towards him, which unsurprisingly you see him half sprawled across the couch

"are you ticklish?" Alright y/n there's three ways to deal with this one, you defensively say no, causing suspicion, getting tickled in the end two, blatantly saying yes and getting tickled in the end or three act it out calmly and don't get all defensive.

"no, not really." PERFECT you said it bluntly and calmly no signs of oh crap I got stuff to hide, you look him in the eyes as you say it aswell. "Then ye wouldn't mind if I tested it out, right?" He's says in a somewhat teasing way... Crap "go for it." You realize you are really bad at this "I believe you." He says turning back to the TV, if there is one thank whatever God is out there. He turned to watch the TV as did you, it was a calm silence except hobie had the TV somewhat loud but then you felt a pair of hands squeezing your ribs. You let out a stifles chortle. "Hobie!" You half squeal out

"what? I thought you weren't ticklish?" He teases as he presses his nails into the divots of your ribs. "Nohohoho! STAHAHAHAP ihihihit!" You bat at his hands putting no real effort into stopping him

"but it seems you're enjoying this? You aren't really tryna stop me luv" he teases as he spiders his fingers down to your stomach "nohohoho! Nohohohot thehehere" you try and squirm away but he wraps his arms around you and puts you in a tickle hug

"then what about here? Or here? or maybe here?" He teases as he claws at different places on your stomach before he starts clawing at the sides of your stomach

"SPIHIHIDER!" You yell out the siderversal safe word tears in your eyes. He kisses your cheek and let's you lay on his chest

"what happened to not being ticklish?" He teases.

"shuhut up"

It told me I posted this an hour and a half ago

Spider verse requests

Other fandoms

[mariees-love]

E42! miles x talkative reader 🫶

A/N: ik i literally said i was gonna do sm with peter b or hobie but i had a surge of inspiration

it all started in chemistry class get it chemistry but you had a lab this week and it was partners sadly you couldn’t pick your partners because your teacher was extra mean. And it happens the teacher put you,the loudest kid in the class, with miles, the quietest kid in the class, how nice

as soon as you sat down you thought to be friendly and say hi “ Hi my names __ i guess we’re partners for the week?” you said enthusiastically “Also i really like your braids who dose them for you or do you do the yourself? Oh and i love your shoes where’d you get them from i haven’t seen those before what are they called?” And for a second all he dose is stare and annoyingly mutter “Woah i knew you talked a lot but not like this.”

you get slightly upset by his rudeness “No hello? you could’ve atleast said hi back and tell me your name.” He looks at you with an annoyed smile and sarcastically says “Oh no i’m so sorry let me restart, hi my names miles.” He says before rolling his eyes.

“So do you wanna get started or…” you train off before adding “Also are you gonna tell me about those shoes and who dose your hair? because i have to know.” once again he stares thinking ‘wow she really dosent stop dose she?’ before saying “Uh my mom dose my hair and i got my shoes from StockX they’re the next chapter’s me and my uncle collect shoes together and he gave me these” you then give him a faint smile “oh really? cool! i didn’t know you where the type of person to collect shoes i have a few pairs of j’s myself!” you said proudly

miles looked at your shoes then back at you “More like a few pairs of busted j’s” he slyly said. You took a second to look down at your shoes and realized ‘oh shit they’re hella creased’ and said awkwardly “ Oh well i guess they’ve been through a lot but i like them and for a quite mean looking guy your not that bad you know.” You told him with a faint smile

After that day you and miles became pretty good friends over shoes,hair, and you having a ‘loud mouth’ as he calls it

A/N: omg i feel like that suck so much but i was bord and made it in like 30 minutes so it’s good enough 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ (not edited btw)

[silent-raven13]

The One Chip Challenge

(Ya'll know the One Chip Challenge 😝 let's do punk flower reactions)

Gabriella happily got the boxes she order from the website being super excited. The twelve year old giggles, "Papá! Papá! It finally came! Can you let Miles know?" She shows her box filled with Paqui Chip Challenge.

"Gabi, mi vida... what did you order?" He lifts one of the boxes, "Spicy Chip... Carolina Reaper..." He looks at his daughter.

"I made a bet with Billie, Mayday and Gerald! We're gonna see who will win and the winner gets a big bucket of candy!" Gabriella happily said. "Please, call Miles and Peter! We made bets."

"Your not planning to eat this?"

"No way! It's super spicy! We were gonna make Miles, Tío Peter, Tía Jess try it!" She answers. "But I'm gonna win because he can handle spicy food!"

"And who would that be?" Miguel asked.

"You Papá!" She reaches her hands out as presenting him, "You can do it!"

Miguel isn't one to let his daughter down, then he gave a soft smile, "Alright."

"Yay! Now, call them!"

"Alright!"

At the cafeteria everyone set up for the One Chip Challenge. Mayday bounces with laughter, "I can't believe we trick them into doing this."

"Shh! They can't find out!" Gerald hushes her.

Billie happily wore her brother's Spider-man symbol shirt, "Go hermano!" The kid happily jumps up and down.

Miles sighs sitting on the table where the sign is placed, A lot of Spider-heroes came by to watch. "I hope I can do this." He said to himself.

"Don't worry, luv. I'm here for moral support." The punker grins at his boyfriend.

"You sure you don't want to try?" His Sunflower asked him.

Hobie eyes on the chip challenge, then Billie mocks, "He won't do it. He's chicken! Bak! BAK! BAK!" She teases him, "he's a scaredy cat, Miles!" She went over to snuggle her big brother.

Hobie frowns, "Luv, your gonna let her talk to-" Miles picks up his little sister to snuggle her, "Your right, Billie." He casually mocks his boyfriend, "The Hobie, I know wouldn't back down a challenge." Their big eyes battering at Spider-Punk, it hit a nerve.

"Alright, good manipulation tactic. Both Morales tryin' to get me to join, eh?" The Punker grins widely as he sat next to his boyfriend, "But let's make it interesting, Sunflower. A bet between me and you."

"Oh?" Miles snorted, "What is it?"

"Winner gets the loser to do whatever the winner wants." Hobie smirks widely showing off his teeth.

Miles rubs his chin, while Billie rests her head on her brother's chest. She gasps, "Miles! Miles!" She waves her hand for him to lean over for her to whisper, "Papá been wanting someone to clean the closet!"

"Ohhh, right." Miles giggles along his sister, "I do need someone to clean some things."

"Now, that's bollicks. I was hoping you would prefer some romance." Hobie frowns then grins, "No matter, I'll win. I've been wanting you to try on a certain piece of fabric..."

"Oh god, bae!" His boyfriend scoffs, his punker had sexually intentions, which isn't surprising.

"OHHH! The One Chip Challenge! I've been wanting to try it!" Pavtri happily sign up, "Come on, Gwen! Try it!"

"Ehhh, I don't know if you guys know, but I'm white..." She eyes at the challenge, "Spicy food doesn't work-" The four looked at each other and shouted, "CHICKEN! BAK! BAK! BAK!" Billie folding her arms to mimic chicken wings.

Gwen scowls, "FINE! But if I die, I'm haunting all of you jerks!"

"Yay! Gwen is joining. Wow, Gerald, you're so smart. how did you know?" Gabriella said to her friend.

Mayday nodded, "Yeah, how?"

"Easy. Chain of reaction! Since they're friends, they like to do things together." Gerald fixes his glasses with a smirk.

Jess finished setting up, "Okay, everyone ready?" She wore a white shirt with red words printed on, 'Keeping it Spicy'. Miguel and Peter came by wearing the same shirt over their Spider-man suit.

The younger Spider-heroes looks at them. "What's with the shirt?" Gwen asked.

"Awe, I want one!" Pavtri pouts, "It's so cute!"

Sun Spider came by handing them out, "Anyone want one? Ben made these and Petra had printmaking classes. So we got a lot." The young Spider-heroes got their shirts.

Hobie ripped his own into slashes and ripped sleeves. Miles had his oversize. Gwen tied her oversize shirt to a side bow knot on her hip. Pavtri got a shirt that perfectly fit him to show off his buff body.

"Billie, your not gonna wear yours?"

"No, I want this on." She pointed at her black shirt with her brother's red Spider-man symbol, "Mimi."

"Awweee, Billie. You're my number one fan! I love you so much, Boo-Boo!" Miles snuggles and kisses his four year old sister's cheek. "So cute!"

"Hahaha! I am!" She grins widely at Hobie.

The Punker pouts as he leans over, "LUV! WHAT ABOUT MEEEE!" He whines wanting his boyfriend to show him love.

"Okay, everyone gather around!" Lupe got the microphone, "We have some brave Spider-heroes trying the one Chip Challenge. If ya'll don't know, the One Chip Challenge is a spicy chip made from Carolina Reaper peppers, and Naga Viper peppers- Jesus, that's spicy." She read her note cards. "Anyway, the goal is who ever last for five minutes without food or drinks is the winner and they win... what do they win?" She looks at them.

"Aye, Pendeja, didn't you read the last note?" Miguel 660 asked out loud at Lupe.

Miguel 928 face palm at the two, he shook his head as he sat down next to Peter. The row went from left to right; Miguel, Peter, Jess, Pavtri, Gwen, Miles and Hobie.

Lupe scowls at the redhead Miguel O'Hara, "Where? It doesn't say, and don't call me, stupid, jerk." The variant went over to read it.

" It said right here! Puta, vieja! Can't you read? They win a month off of Graveyard shift and get first dibs on Level one missions!" He said out loud. The crowd Oohed at the prizes.

"Ohhh! No way!" Miles' eyes gleam, he misses his sleep. To skip a month of graveyard shift would be amazing.

"Finally a win, i can get behind." Hobie grunts.

Jess said, "Now, that's the dream."

"Great idea, Mig." Peter said to his friend.

Miguel crosses his arms, "It's something worth wild, instead of burning our stomachs." Then he turns to find his daughter happily giving him a thumbs up. Well, that was enough for him.

Billie pouts as her brother put her down, "No! Hugs!" She whines.

"Boo-boo, the challenge is gonna start."

"Yeah, lil Boo. Don't worry, I'll take care of him." Hobie smirks at her.

"No! Only me!" She frowns.

Miles kisses her on the cheek, "Don't worry. When this is over, I'll give you all the hugs you want!"

"Yay!" She happily went over to her friend being excited. "Go Miles! GO!"

Lupe and Miguel 660 were arguing with each other already on each other nerves. The Spider-woman did a head lock on the redheaded Miguel, "Hilo de su puta madre!" He curses at her. She flips him over as the two were already wrestling with each other causing another crowd around them.

Miguel 928 stares at them being so annoyed, "Seriously! AYE STOP IT!"

Sun Spider took the microphone, "Uhhh, ignore that!" She nervously chuckles, "Um... anyway, one three Ben will ring the bell and the challenge will start. Ready?"

"Oh gosh, I hope they'll be okay..." Billie 1613 said to Gabriel 660 who was embarrassed by his dad fighting like a child. "That chip sounded so spicy."

"Yeah, it does-" He stops when he saw his dad being flipped again and Lupe jumps as she elbows his side. "OH SHIT! DAD!"

"I'm good!" Miguel grunts in pain as he grabs Lupe having to head lock her.

"Set!"

All the variants watching, "Oh I can't wait to see who'll win!" Peni said.

"Right. I'll be cheering on Gwen." Margo giggles, "She needs the support."

"Team Pav." Peni hums, "He can handle spicy food."

Miles 43 said to Miles 2020, "This is gonna be fun." The triplets watching having to be held by their parents.

Miles 2020 nodded, "Right." He holds two of his kids while his husband holds one.

"Oh maybe, we should try it, bae!" Deadpool said to his Spider-man.

"No way! Spicy food doesn't do well for both of us, Wade!" Peter 616b said.

"GO!" Ben ring the bells having the Spider-heroes sitting by the white table with the one chip in front of them. The chip had a dark unnatural color to it, and it had a funky smell. Everyone that's involve with the challenge quickly ate their chip while the crowd around them cheer them on.

"WHOOO!"

"Go MILES!" Billie cheers for her brother.

"Go MOM!" Gerald shouted.

Mayday screams, "Go dad!

"GO PAPÁ!" Gabriella cheered.

They all ate up their chip, then they waited. It wasn't long till the spiciness of the chip left a hot burning sensation on their mouths. They all sat in place trying to handle the first seconds. Jess inhales and exhales, "Wow, that stuff is hot!"

"Ohh, that-that- burns! Oh god," Peter stuck his tongue out as he waves his hands, "Oh my god! Oh my god, that's really burning!" Sweat started to show on his face which surprised Jess.

Miguel had his arms crossed trying to maintain his composure, "A la chigada!" He mutters not expecting it to be so hot, he thought he could handle it.

Pavtri happily smack his lips, "Mmm, it got a smokey flavor!"

Gwen shaking her legs trying to focus on anything but her burning mouth. Her pale face already turning red like a cartoon would, sweat droplets form, and her lip quivers. She breathes heavily, "Shitshitshit! This shit is fucking hot!" She stomp on the floor feeling the peppers burning like sharp gashes and the spicy taste didn't settle well with her stomach. In fact, she's breathing faster, heart beating very fast.

"Go GWEN!" Margo claps as she cheers her on, "You got this, baby!"

Miles gave a hiss like inhale with his hands fidgeting together, "Shit, man. This is so damn spicy!"

"Not bad..." Hobie merely mutters lowly.

His boyfriend quickly look at him, "Really?"

"Yeah..." The punker didn't say much words, which is very weird and so none-brand of him.

Pavtri giggles, "Are you guys doing good? It's slowly getting to me." He smacks his lips feeling unbothered.

Gwen felt like she's about to claw her tongue off. SunSpider spoke on the microphone, "We got cold milk, ice cream, soda, water, and ice!" She reminded them of the other booth where Ben and Kaine had the items for them.

This made Gwen to fidget on her seat, snot coming out of her nose. "Gwen, you okay! You don't look too good..." Miles said with worried.

"This shit is worse than graveyard shift! Fuck this!" She got up in a hurry, "I need ice cream! ITS BURNS!" She screams.

"ME TOO! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS! OH GOD! OH GOD! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" Peter already dripping in sweat with tears running down his face. Mouth drips of salvia as he fumble out of his seat almost knocking Miguel out of his own seat. "MOVE MIG! GEEZ!"

Jess burst out laughing trying to focus on Peter instead of her mouth being tortured. Miguel glares at Peter.

The two Spider-heroes rushes over to Ben and Kaine having to fight over the tubs of ice cream and galloon of milk. Gwen shoving ice cream into her mouth while Peter chugs a gallon of milk. The two ate very messy letting their shirt get covered by ice cream and milk.

"AHHH! AHHH! UGHHH! AHHH!" Peter tries to shoot it off, he shakes his head trying to have some control.

Gwen freaking out, "ITS NOT WORKING! ITS STILL HOT! I NEED ICE!" She shove ice into her mouth having tears coming down her cheek.

"I need more ice cream!" Peter freaking out.

Mayday laughs, "Dad, are you gonna be okay?"

"Yes, honey! Daddy is just questioning his life choices." He shoves ice cream into his mouth.

Some of the crowd laughs at the scene. "Oh I hope they're okay. I heard you lose your taste buds that way." Kitty said to Maria 982.

"They'll be fine." Maria grunts, "They should've known better to try a ridiculous game!"

Lupe came having her suit a bit tussled, "Hey, what did I miss?"

"Hehehe, why you and Miguel 660 had to fight?" Kitty giggles.

"He started it." She pouted then whines, "Maria hold me! I need a strong independent woman!" She snuggles Maria with her face in the muscular Spider-woman's chest.

"There. There. Miguel 660 is always starting shit." She sighs at her fellow Spider-heroes.

Miguel 660 got a bloody nose from being punched, but it didn't hurt. He went over to the other Spider-men, "What did I mess?"

"Geez, you two need to stop fighting." Petie winced.

Alpha grunts, "Your gonna get killed."

"Dad, you okay?" Gabriel asked his dad.

"Yeah, just minor hits."

They all look at him confused.

Back at the main five, they were trying to maintain their sanity. Jess claps her hands together, "That stuff is hot! Oh my god." She could feel sweat coming on to her.

"We have four minutes left." Sun Spider watches the timer.

Jess claps her hands again, "Oh my- Ohhh, Ahhh!" She felt the linger taste making her sharply inhale.

Miguel started to cough, it's like the longer they wait, the worse the spicy tastes last. He felt his eyes watered, "Ahh!" He breathes out trying to shake it off.

"You got this papá." Gabriella cheers him off.

He smiles at her, then he tries to relax by reciting the number pi. Miles' legs shakes again while his eyes watered, and nose drip with snot. "Ugh! It's so hot! AHH! Fuck!" He said.

Hobie sat with his arms crossed, with a few words, "Tis not hot." He mumbles.

His Sunflower looks at him sweeten, his whole face glisten with sweat. "Bae, it's spicy!"

"Nah, its-" Sun Spider said into the microphone, "Three minutes and forty seconds." That made Hobie head turned so fast, he thought it was already two minutes left.

"Nah, weh yuh seh?" Hobie's Jamaican accent coming out as he got up trying to focus. "Bumbo, mi mowth is burnin'! Tis nuthin' like peppers I grew up, mon."

Miles giggles, "Bae. Bae, calm down. Your going full Jamaican on me."

"Boonununus, yuh got a lot of nerve to teh mi to calm down." He spoke at his Sunflower, he holds onto the metal chair leaning forward trying to ease his focus.

"Mi amor, it's okay! Come sit back down." At least this made Miles focus on his man instead of the flavors lingering in his mouth. He sniffles feeling his snot coming down.

Pavtri giggles then inhale slowly, "Yeah, I'm feeling it. It lingers on the throat to." He clears his throat.

Hobie already coughing as he sniffs fighting his own demons. "Bombaclaat! It's ha-ahtt-er than peh-pur!" He could feel his eyeliner running, his hand wipe the sweat from his forehead.

Miles sat in spot with his leg shaking and his hands together, "This shit is built different! Ahh!" He sticks his tongue out trying to ease the heat.

"Go Miles!" Billie cheers on him.

Jess shook her head as she got up with her fingers wagging, "Nope! I can't." She let out a cough already sweating and trembling from the amount of heat burning her tongue. "Mm-mmm! It's too hot!" She rushes over to the stand to get herself a cup of crush ice to eat.

Gwen and Peter on the floor looking like they passed out from the stress of the spicy chip. They were still sweating from it. "Can we get a medic for these two?" Jess chews on her ice.

Mayday went over to check on her dad, "He'll be okay! He gets like that when he over eats pizza!"

Miguel got up to start doing push ups feeling sweat dripping from the side of his face. Hobie moves back and forth cursing up a storm, "Yuh tell mi one mor thing- Bombaclaat! Suck yeh mudda!" He mumbles as he walks back and forth.

Miles had tears coming down his cheek, "Ugh, the chip is so damn- Argh!" He felt his nosy running, went to grab a napkin to sneeze. "Ugh!" He coughs feeling the spicy specks ticking the back of his throat. "Shit I'm sweatin'!" He fan himself with his right hand.

Pavtri mainly sway side to side not being bothered, "It's getting there." He could feel the spicy tingles on his tongue.

Meanwhile, Hobie did a jog back and forth trying to focus on anything. Jess chewing ice while her son hugs her leg. "You okay, mamá?" He asked being worried at how his mom kept chewing ice and drinking cold water.

His mother rub his back, "I'm okay, papa! I'm worry about these two." She slightly lift her hand that's holding her cup of ice at Hobie and Miguel. The two men were working out trying to focus anything but the spicy food.

Gerald looks back at Gwen with a medic while Margo holds a tub of ice cream lecturing her, "Now, you know damn well that you can't handle spicy food? Why did you do this challenge?"

Mayday fanning her dad, who's still cherry red as he had a medic checking his breathing while he had ice in his mouth. "It's okay daddy. You can't handle spicy food."

Billie and Gabriella chewing on their relatives. "Go big bro!" Billie claps with her tiny body jumping up and down.

"You can do it, Papá!" Gabriella smiles happily.

Ben whispers in Kaine's ear, "Miguel, doesn't look too good."

"I know. I was thinking the same thing." He agreed, "Rest in Peace to those toilets... the same way it comes in, it's the same way it's gonna come out." Kaine winced at how KO his fellow Spider-heroes looked.

Sun Spider hold the microphone, "Three minutes left."

That made Hobie turns around, "No-NO! Yuh chummy! Ain't no wey dats bloody three minutes! Bunch of Bollicks! Bombaclaat!" He wipes his sweaty face with the white ripped t-shirt leaving eyeliner and black lipstick stains.

Miles took his boyfriend's hand, "Bae. Bae." Being in a calm tone, "Relax. Your..." He giggles, "Your speaking British and Jamaican all around." It's funny to see how quick his boyfriend's accents are jumping around.

"Nah, luv. This is bloody worse than giving up smokin'." His nostrils flare having snot coming out. "Bloody hell! Sunflower, how are you okay?"

"I'm not... I'm slowly dying inside." Miles maintain his bright smile while mentally screaming to himself.

Pavtri giggles, "I'm okay!"

"Yes, we know!" Hobie shouted out loud as he looks over at Margo handing Gwen a tub of ice. "I don't even like milk!"

"Awe, bae. Gonna quit?"

"Nah, I got this!" He saw the way Miguel sat back down trying to focus.

"Nah, this shit is built different." Miguel's brother Gabriel 928 came by to watch,he took a piece of chip to sniff. It had a funny smell like funky and savory.

Miguel snap at his younger brother, "Don't eat it!"

He tries it, then started coughing. "Hilo de la CHIGADA! PUTA! Yoooo! Miggy, we Mexican but we ain't that kind of Mexican!" Gabriel kept coughing, his eyes water. "OH shit! Our ma didn't raise us eating chili like dat bro! Shit- *COUGHS! COUGHS!*" He grunts and clears his throat, "Shit, I took a small piece too."

Lupe try one, "Mmm, it got a kick." She dared MIguel 660 to try one, the redhead finally took a piece form the same chip.

Maria shook her head, "Stop trying it!" The three were coughing and panicking at how spicy it is. "Ugh... why?" They rushes over to the stand to get their own cold treat to calm down the heat.

Miguel sighs in annoyance, "Gabe, pinche pendejo!" His tongue felt like it's gonna fall off, his stomach wasn't sitting too well. The burning spicy feeling felt acidic in the middle of his chest, it made his a bit nauseous. He saw the way Gabriella's eyes on him being so proud, he wants to win for her. "For mi niña!" He thought to himself.

Hobie breathes through his mouth being dramatic, "Ahhh!" He tries to maintain his composure but he felt lightheaded. The panic, stress of dealing this level of spice is getting to him. "Boi! I'm dead!" He mutters with his Jamaican accent popping out again. "GEE-ZZUS CRIST!" BOMBA!" He grunts at the spicy inch in the back of his throat.

Pavtri giggles at Hobie and Miguel, "I think Hobie is next to quit." He hums.

Miles said, "Oh really?"

"Yup!"

"Two minutes and fifty seconds!" Sun spider hums.

"What!" Hobie and Miguel shouted they were already having sweat all over their face, and started to feel dizzy.

"Nah, I quit. No mor! Dis is da last time I'ma do this bloodclaat thing!" Hobie uses his shirt to wipe his face again then wipe the snot from his nose, then he drools, "Nah! Sunflower, yuh got me fucked up!" His accents being mixed up again. He quickly went down from the stage to get himself a cartoon of cold milk.

Miles and Pavtri burst out giggling and coughing having to watch the Punker chugging a whole carton of milk. "ARGH! UGH! I don even like milk!" He let milk drip down from the corner of his mouth.

Lupe suckling some ice chips, "Hobie drink the strawberry one. It's better."

"Nah, your suppose to- BLARG!" Miguel 660 throwing up in a bucket after he swishes some milk to spit out from the spicy taste, "Ohhh, my gastritis is killing me!"

Peter on the floor being out of it, "I need more milk!" He burps having to get another one.

Jess crackling up, "Who knew this stupid challenge would kick our asses." She chews on some ice.

Lupe snickers, "I only took a small piece! Ya'll ate the whole thing."

Deadpool took a piece from Gabriel's little bag while his Peter Parker shouted, "WADE!"

"Ohhh SHIT! SHIT! SHITSHITSHIT!" Deadpool panics at his mouth burning up, "Where's the ice cream!"

"We have popsicles?" Kaine pointed out seeing Lupe grabbing out to chew.

Hobie had his hands on his knees with milk all over his lip and tear coming out his eyes making his eyeliner run. He breathes heavily, "I don't feel right. My chest... my heart... OHHH! Bomba!" He stuck his tongue out like a dog letting spit drip out of his mouth.

Peni broke out laughing with Spider-Ham at the group. "This why I don't do stupid challenges." She hums.

Billie saw her brother sweating look worry. Oh no, will her brother be okay? Even gabriella looks at her dad being worry, "Papá, you okay? You don't look too good?"

"I'm fine, mi hija! Just..." Miguel winced feeling his chest hurting and stomach turned- Hell, his heart racing by the wave of panic he had in his mouth. "Aye!" He tries to last but felt uneasy at the burning acidic in the back of his throat.

"Papá, it's okay if you don't win!" Gabriella looking very worried, she frowns, "I don't want you to get hurt."

Gabriel came by with a carton of strawberry milk, "Aye, bro! Drink this shit, man. Shit built different! I know you're fucking lying, you're gonna get stomach problems like that other Miguel over there. El estas vomitando!" He shoves the cartoon on Miguel's face. "Stop being macho! I know you bro. Shit gonna give you explosive diarrhea! You don't even eat chili like that."

Gabriella's eyes peeking over the table looking worried, "Papá, it's okay. I don't want you to get sick!"

Miguel wipes the sweat and tears from his face then sighs, "Fine. I'll quit." He took the carton of milk feeling the sugary cool milky taste, it ease the pain from his chest.

Miguel 660 grunts wiping his lip feeling uneasy, "I need a medic!"

"Dat Irish gene is kicking your ass, huh?" Lupe chuckles.

Miguel 928 had to lay down feeling a headache coming. Gabriella got a wet towel for his forehead. "It's okay, papá! At least, you tried and you have fun."

"Gabi, I didn't have fun. No mas challenges. You're gonna kill me and I'm too old for this." Miguel grunts having to give a small smile when his little girl burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, your funny papá!" Gabriella giggles.

Gabriel got himself a cold can of beer to drink, "Mm, you good bro? You don't need beer?"

"I'm fine. Just need to wait it out..."

Pavtri and Miles sat next to each other, while they were cracking up. Miles' face flustered with sweat all over his face while his friend sniffs from a running nosy. "Look at your man!" Pavtri snickers.

Miles laughs at his Hobie still walking in circles while drinking milk with one hand and the other hand a milk chocolate popsicle. "Bae, you good?"

His punker looks up at him then scoffs, "Neva gon listen to yuh, eva again!" he mutters as he shoves the popsicle in his mouth.

Pavtri giggles, "Look, it's just me and you! I didn't know you can handle this level of spicy?"

"Eh, when your friends with a Korean, you're gonna have a lot of spicy dishes." Miles chuckles then felt his stomach twisting like he's gonna throw up. "Tho, this is waaayyyy too much for me. You?"

"Ditto! I grew up with my aunty's curry and spicy dishes. She would make her sauce so red from chili peppers, and it would be so spicy!" Pavtri chuckles at his childhood memories, he sniffs a bit more.

Little Billie went over with a popsicle to place on the table with her two visible Afro-puffs peeking over the table, "Miles! Eat!"

"Awe, your baby sister is worry." Pavtri giggles.

Miles sniff and slurp inhale trying to cool his mouth before saying, "Boo-Boo? What's wrong?"

Billie sniffles, this made her older brother worried, "Did you try the chip?" He got up to lean over to find her tearing up with worry.

"Hermano! No more! No more! I'm scared!" She saw how Miguel 660 was throwing up like no tomorrow and Gwen looking knocked out. Her eyes watered, "I don't care if you don't win!"

"Awe, Boo-Boo! I'm-" He coughs feeling the spice on his throat.

Sun Spider said, "One minute!"

Gabriel 928 curse, "HIJUEPUTA! That timer is cheating. Ain't no way there's one minute left!" A medic went to check on his older brother's heart rate.

"THAT'S WHAT I BEEN SAYING! BUNCH OF BOLLICKS!" Hobie shouted out loud.

Deadpool chewing ice cream, "Yeah!" He nodded then shove shave ice into his mouth.

"Who does this?" Miguel 660 grunt having to drink a whole bottle of water.

"This game could kill someone." Jess said feeling a bit calm from suckling ice.

"Miles!" Billie cries being so worry, she holds a quarter tub of strawberry ice cream being scared. What if her big brother get sick and it was her fault? She didn't mean for him to get hurt from the challenge.

"Awe, Boo-boo!" Miles looks at Pavtri then sighs, "Okay, I'll quit. Besides, I got the feeling we would have to eat another chip if we tied."

Sun Spider gasps, "How did you know? Gabriella said they would eat death peppers noodles or a chip with hot sauce?"

Hobie's eyes widen from shook, just like everyone else. "ARE YOU MAD? Just dis bloody damn chip got all of us fucked!"

Gwen snap out of her consciousness to give a big fake laugh, "HA! You're joking?"

"SHEEESH!" Gabriel cursed under his breath. "You hear dat bro? You were gonna eat some spicy ass noodles or chip with salsa."

"No jodas!" Miguel rolled his eyes as he drinks water with crush ice, "My stomach doesn't feel good."

Miles went over to carry his four year old sister, then took the carton. "The winner is Pavtri!" Sun Spider said out loud.

Pavtri grins widely, "Light work!" He stood feeling okay, the spicy taste passed him with ease. It didn't hurt him or got him sick. "I can't wait to tell my girl about all the free time I'll have!"

"Hahaha, you deserve it, man." Miles chuckles.

Billie lay her head on her brother's chest while sucking her thumb. "Awe, mi vida. it's okay. Look." Miles open the lid of his ice cream and start to eat. "Mmm, see. I'm okay."

"Eat more!" She demanded.

Hobie went over to snuggle his boyfriend, "Luv, I need your love to heal me!" He buries his head into his left shoulder.

"Yeah that stuff was spicy. I'm never doing that again." Miles eats his ice cream having to swish it around his mouth. "Don't ever try it, boo-boo."

"Okay, I won't!" She nodded, then points at Hobie, "Obie lost Mimi!"

"I know, can't wait till he helps our dad clean the house." Miles hums making his boyfriend's tensed up his muscle.

"Luv, whyyy! Can't you see I'm in pain?"

"Well, you lost the bet. I last longer." Miles kisses his boyfriend's cheek who grumpily snuggles him. Miles and Billie watches Pavtri getting his picture taking with the Spider-heroes for winning the challenge. Then they saw their fellow friends slowly recovering from that chip challenge.

"What are we gonna do with all of these?" Gabriella saw the box she order have some left over.

"You order way too much." Mayday said.

Gerald said, "Give it away as novelty?"

"You right." Gabriella agreed. Then Ultimate Spider-man, Peter chuckles, "It can't be that bad?" He took a chip to try.

"NOOO!" Peters shouted at him.

The Ultimate Spider-man's face turns red in seconds and went over to the cooler for anything to eat or drink. Gabriella ended up giving away the One Chip boxes, many didn't dare to try it but to keep it in their homes as novelty items.

[nicodrawings]

Hi! I’m a somewhat new follower, and I loved your milesganke art so much!

I wanted to ask for your own potential headcanons regarding the miles and ganke’s relationship dynamics.

(I.e. marriage, any arguments, what they’re like living together,…. possible future kids👀, etc.)

Lol hopefully this question isn’t confusing.😭

AAAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY YOU ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Imma type the rest cuz my hand is getting tired

-Miles and 20 and Ganke is 19 when they move out. Ganke and Miles see their families once a week.

-I’ve said this before but Miles doesn’t go to college. He trains under Misty Knight and works with S.H.E.I.L.D more as he’s learning more about detective work (and is lowkey preparing to take over as the the new Spider-Man leader once Peter retires)

-Ganke is going to school for tech shit but eventually changes is major to social work (there’s a huge reason for this that I’ll get into in another post)

-They end up adopting a black cat that was called Midnight at the shelter but never really responded to the name. The people working at the shelter said “looks like she chose you” seeing how well she bonded with Ganke immediately. He renamed her CoCo. She’s a sweet girl, a little weird though.

-They aren’t super PDA with each other but much like how Peter and MJ are in my AU (who also aren’t super PDA) you could hear a conversation they’d have with each other and be like “oh! They really care for each other”

-they switch chores and household responsibilities depending on work and school scheduling

-They can both be workaholics AND night owls so they constantly have to hold each other accountable for yknow…resting.

-they make a specific day out of the week where they both do nothing having to do with school or work. They just sleep in and have a slow morning and watch Burn Notice all day and talk about nothing and anything all at once.

-They’re both not screamers when they argue but can throw some hurtful words around that they regret saying once they cool down. Also Ganke can be dismissive when he’s irritated or angry. Something they learn to work on overtime.

-Big spoon/Little spoon is interchangeable depending on how they sleepin that day.

-Miles is the better cook. He like cooks well without even trying. It infuriates Ganke but he can’t be too mad cuz he gets to eat the food.

-It would be 5 years before Miles pops the big question.

-Miles is a giant sap who knew he was gonna marry Ganke the moment they started dating.

-He would propose at the park. He proposed there because that’s where they would have playdates when they were kids.

-Ganke just laughs because he planned on proposing to him a week later. He obviously says yes.

-The wedding isn’t big. They make sure to save a seat for Gankes dad. He put a framed picture on his chair to represent his attendance.

-They do the same for Uncle Aaron despite him and Miles’s tumultuous relationship.

-Hobie is the best man

-Gwen is the maid of honor

-It would be about 3 years or so before they meet 2 super powered little ones, a boy and a girl. They’re fraternal twins. They end up adopting the twins.

This is it for now. I’m sure there’s more stuff my brain can’t think of right now. BUT THANK YOU THOUGH FOR BEING INVESTED ENOUGH TO ASK ME QUESTIONS YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY IT MADE ME TO SEE YOU ASK THIS QUESTION!

I actually have so much set up plot wise for this AU that I might as well do it legitimately. But imma take my time if I do.

Anyway I hope you enjoyed my ramblings!

UPDATE: I meant to say that Miles is NOT out to his parents.