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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like
February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#negai no lantern#gif warning#gifs that have memorized all 800+ rules and expect no less from you warning#sorry cater and azul i hope you have very happy birthdays but i'm going to actually explode#just laying on the floor and thinking about rapunzel-themed event feat. riddle#and ESPECIALLY right after we get his big dream sequence wherein he fistfights his deep-seated personal issues#and i'm STILL processing trey's dream and what it says about his friendship with riddle especially like#i'm#i just#okay hold on i gotta distract myself by looking at the other lantern boys#and their beautiful long flowing tresses that defy physics to blow dramatically behind them#whoever keeps putting jack in the shimmery sparkly delicate floaty chiffon events is my personal hero#his card is incredible. he looks like a perfume ad.#he wants us to know that you can live a rugged outdoorsy lifestyle and still have an undertone of delicate floral notes#god. everyone looks amazing this event is going to be amazing#and like...it probably isn't going to go too deep because silly event versus main story and all#but just the act of casting riddle as the center is still just so#like#i gotta go lay on the floor some more
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ivypool musings. i need their cat marriage to be loveless
#ivypool#fernsong#warriors#warrior cats#waca art#my art#but yeah i haaaaaate the malewife/girlboss dynamic.#edit: feel free to interpret this however u want#but i wrote it with the intention of portraying a comphet relationship wherein ivypool is a very closeted lesbian#but if it speaks to you then by all means my friends 👍
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shotgunning shenanigans
#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#league of legends#arcane#aries stuff#sorry kinda suggestive but fuck it we ball#wherein jayce asks to partake in viktors.... vice and immediately regrets for silly reasons#MY SILLIES
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i'm a little afraid to go to pride this year. many of us are, a little. sitting around our tapas and video games, the silence that hangs over the discord server. it feels different, we say.
we're privileged. the community that came before us laid the groundwork so i could be raised in a different world, and i will never forget their sacrifices and dedication. they gave us this: a pride that feels like community and celebration and joy. i remember the first few times i went to a queer event - i'd been raised so catholic. feeling safe like that, for the first time... it saved my life. i go to pride to celebrate that feeling - my people, laughing. out in the sun, the way we couldn't have been even 25 years ago. that feeling: no wonder we call it "pride."
who am i to be afraid anyway. there are parts of the world where people are doing much better work than i am. but it's just: i felt at home there, you know? and this year feels different. we are waiting on the dam to break. last year, at boston pride, there was a whole gaggle of sign-holders shouting about jesus. you walk around them and try not to let it get to you.
this year, i'm going to DC's pride with my girlfriend. google sends me concerns about if it's safe to exist in trump's america, if World Pride is a bigass target on all of us. every article uses the words "safety concerns" many, many times. three days ago i witnessed a shooting.
even straight people keep telling me - people are weird lately. sometimes we blame it on Covid and sometimes we blame it on the full moon. but i do remember a time before this, right. it's not just that people are more comfortable being rude. it's this strange, outwards violence. a comfort in being cruel.
it's a big hole to fall down anyway. it's not like they're going to do anything to make pride safe, not really. i don't want a police presence as the solution. and what if this is just fearmongering! what if this is just to get us to stop attending our own events! what if everything is actually fine, and i'm just freaked out by the stated intentions of our president!
and what if i'm just listening to things that are being said. what if i'm weighing the shape and size of this america accurately.
my mother calls me. she's been getting the articles too. i assure her i'll be careful, but i put the phone down and stare at it. i'm going to go to pride. other people made it safe for me, it is my duty and my honor to show up for my community. the only thing we've ever had was each other. it was always an act of bravery. being ourselves is brave.
but i am afraid. i lay out my outfit and i kiss my girlfriend. i cut my nails and clean up my undercut. i hold her hand and hang the sunset flag. the sound of this america feels different. like a volcano trembling. i will love her and i will love being queer and i will sing over the noise of it.
but ... still. in the back of my mind. that feeling, like something terrible has been shifted. like somewhere in the night - they remembered we're different.
#spilled ink#warm up#please do not be weird on this#i hate when i express a real fear/etc that is normal to have -- like being scared of violence in trump's america#and ppl immediately are like ''isn't it nice ur afraid this year but u haven't been previously??? imagine being afraid every year''#not the point of this post and also not true just not included in the body of the work. u do not know me personally.#''ur lucky u have a pride'' yes i know this & am aware of it. can still be afraid of violence.#''well i think [misunderstanding of the post]''#this is about feeling the genuine shift politically that has occurred in trumps america wherein extremist ideas are more accepted.#'' WELLLLLLL'' . it's a tumblr post. go to bed.#<- poet who has made the mistake of being honest about her feelings 1 too many times#i just write about stuff i think other people can relate to. and i think i've felt this very loudly#and if u dont relate okay! it wasn't written for u then. it was written to comfort someone else.#anyway. i love u all happy pride. genuinely.#come say hi if u see me#feel free to dm me if ur also at pride i'll tell u what im wearing we can hunt each other down for sport#((just realizing right now in the tags that the shooting probably traumatized me lol))
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some little guys
#wile e coyote!pearl wherein she tries to kill scott and trips over her shoelaces#art#fanart#trafficblr#life series#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#bigbstatz#bigbst4tz2
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Threat Actors Impersonate Windows News Portal to Distribute RedLine Stealer | Cyware Alerts - Hacker News
A new malvertising campaign has been observed wherein threat actors are copying a legitimate Windows news portal to distribute malware. This type of website is often visited by software enthusiasts and system administrators to stay updated about computer reviews and download software utilities. What’s happening? Threat actors are leveraging the Windows news portal to promote a malicious…
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ghost
#this caption is actually a reference to Ghost (1990 film) wherein that lady makes pottery with that ghost dude and then (IM JOKING)#(... OR AM I?) (i probably am) anyway this is me finally executing on those poses i doodled out on paper a while back#. this has no subtext. none subtext left orange. i promise. dont even worry about it. im just drawing shapes its ok#lucabyteart#sifloop#artistic nudity#cw nudity#cw eyestrain#<- look at me being nice and polite. anyway im only gonna vaguely maintag for ppls blacklisting reasons#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#this is for the sifloop tag followers. hello freaks. whats up#if you remember the original doodle (which im PRETTY sure i posted. its also in that free sketchbook pdf i put out) thats why this is Orang#my orange. wait fuck god damnit . sure maybe this is also a reference to the poem room. sure. im deciding this right now#bangs gavel. this is about the orange poem now. and isnt just a random fucked up visual i latched onto it was meaningful the whole time#peel an orange open. what the hell man. could you do this with the bathroom door Locked at least. christ#but for real i drew this once again in brain turned off mode. as in i got to the colouring phase and went 'fuuuuck' because i hadnt thought#that far ahead at ALL. just no thoughts head empty canvas full of weird bullshit. anyway i think it looks baller as hell
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"escape plan: Fly Outta There" is so chill and cool and normal in theory
#my art#dc#kon el#superboy#conner kent#thad thawne#thaddeus thawne#inertia#konthad#in practice it just triggers a fight-or-flustered response#dont mind me ill be continuing to captain the unrequited konthad ship#wherein thad is down horrendous#and kon lives his best life while occasionally encouraging thad to get up
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CrossOmens Part 1: A Long Time to Hope
Part 2: A Matter of Character Part 3: Book-Bound
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#Good Omens#Good Omens Season 3#GOS3#TV Omens#Book Omens#Crowley#Anthony J Crowley#Aly tries to art#a meeting upon the fourth wall wherein wine and insight is shared#and a little bit of bitching about their respective Aziraphales because this is Crowley we're talking about#CrossOmens
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Moar miscellaneous sonic doodles :3
#stobotnik#karaii art#first row is a whatif wherein stone time travels to save robotnik and basically makes it his mission to eliminate gerald and GUN#second row is his dark materials AU!!! robotnik's daemon is a bearded vulture named sage and stone's is a snake called habibi#third row has mobian stobotnik vs sonic and then a cute tails and finally mister tinker (from the IDW comics)
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New year new Jasprose. Everyone run for your lives.
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#jasprosesprite^2#jasprose#jasprosesprite#last year my first ever posts in January were Jasprose#so I feel that this fits#I made this sprite edit/alt design for my specific Homestuck fanfic#wherein after the game the sprites slowly loose their glowy effect and kinda just become normal people#a bit similar to Jade’s green sun powers dying out#which was something I used to see a lot of in post canon fics
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Sisters :]
#og post#my art#Ace Attorney#AA#The Great Ace Attorney#TGAA#susato mikotoba#iris wilson#iris watson#dgs#dai gyakuten saiban#look away spout#slapped a grayscale down and played around with gradient maps and then fine tuned it definitely the weirdest method of coloring ive done#then i threw on halftones for funsies#a really funny thing happened in my playthrough of dgs with my friends. they formed a. conspiracy theory. wherein.#mikotoba fathered both iris and susato.#we just finished blooming attorney theres no reason for them to think this they just went omg mikotoba and wilson knew each other#to be clear they think mikotoba gave birth#and jigoku is susato's other father#i just started sobbing. like how. did they get so close. to an actual twist. by throwing darts in the dark#they have no idea#highlight reel#1k
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Dinah and her best friend... (looks at smudged writing on my hand) ...CeB
#mvf art#animation#gif#starlight express#stex#starlight express fanart#stex fanart#dinah the dining car#stex dinah#cb the red caboose#stex cb#based on a conversation with a friend wherein i joked if they#dressed in Dinah cosplay I'd scuttle around in my CB cosplay
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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