Just watched Deadpool & Wolverine with polish subs based on dub and I have to be honest, there's much more funny stuff than I expected, considering that the rest of it made me glad I'm not watching it with actual dub
So, things that picked my interest:
Instead "207 when I watch Gossip Girl" he straight up says "207 when I watch porn" (Gossip Girl isn't especialy popular show here so reference wouldn't mean anything for majority of audience anyway, but to straight up say it instead replacing it?)
"Ok peanut, 'guess we're getting that team-up after all" got replaced with "Okej ptysiu, nie ma to jak seks grupowy", which translates to "Okay cutiepie, nothing better than group sex" (??? we're still in the first 5 minutes of the movie)
"you know what they say, when one door closes, your locker at work opens" translated to "Jak to mówią… Jak zamykają od przodu, to ładujesz się od tyłu" which translates roughly to "Like they say... when they close the front, you get in the behind" which I find kinda funny
Peters line about seeing Wade in suit comes of gayish cause he doesn't say he wants to see him in the suit again, he wants to LOOK at him in it again, you know what I mean
intead "This guy looks ready to throw it all away for me" he says "This cutie would gladly get hugged by my bowels" which is a lot more straightforward than I expected
Wades spiel to comic acurate height Wolverine is much more insulting and instead being all "what a cwute short king you awe" translates to "Oh fuck, a furball dwarf? Was there even dwarf like that? Furballs mommy drank lots of booze when she was pregnant? Maybe daddy was a ratferret? Don't even come near me, 'cause you surely have ticks"
"I need you to come with me, right now" to "Zapraszam cię na randke, i to natychmiast" meaning "I invite you to a date, and I mean right now" (Logan replies with "Złotko, nie kręci mnie to" which translates to "Sweetie, I'm not diggin' it" and by "it" I'm honestly not sure if he means Wade himself, the fact that Wade said he's only here because he's the Wolverine just a second ago, or because his suit looks like fetish gear)
"It's quite common to Wolverines after 40" to "It's normal when going trough menopause, I get it"
they replaced "peanut" to different endearments to not be repetive but the most often used one is "ptysiu" (ptyś is a choux pastry; if I had to translate it as english endearment, I'd go with cutiepie). its cute imo
Logans "bub" also got replaced by endearments/insults losely fitting situation but the stupidest one has to be Logan calling Johnny "misiu", which translates to "little bear" and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS cause it's equvalent of calling a random guy "sweetie" but in the "your grandma asking if you want seconds (yes you do, no you don't have any say)" way
"my boy's wicked strong" is translated to "mój chłopak zna się na rzeczy". It's slightly like the papi situation from spanish dub cause yes, "chłopak"'s direct translation is often "boyfriend" but it is also used as "boy", "guy" or "dude", usualy towards guys younger/about the same age as you. However, the addition of "mój"/"mine, my" makes it much more angled towards boyfriend, wherever they wanted to or not. There are at least three different ways to translate it and make it less gae I know and the've still chosen this one.
They made, in my opinion, the "its a common curtesy to ask" "Its good thing I don't give a fuck" lines better by translating them to "you shoud've ask, thats polite thing to do" "and you can politely fuck off"
they replaced Star Trek reference with Star Wars one, using Han Solo instead Spock and idk. on one hand they did it to THE spirk moment but on the other they made, and I may be reaching, but it seems like covert reference to "I know" scene so ??? (star trek is nowewhere near as known as star wars here so they would probs replace it either way but it also can be just "star trek and star wars sound so much alike, they have to be basically the same, right?" haha joke)
them instead innuendos using the most over the top forms of insult that no one ever heard is kinda funny but only because I only had to read them; if I ever heard somone call somebody "kutasina" irl I would find a way for at least one of us to not be able to hear anything ever again ("cockleter" is my best attempt to recreate this horseshit)
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Let's talk about which Pre Disney Marvel TV shows are officially MCU cannon.
Agent Carter: This ones the easiest it was literally confirmed as Cannon
Daredevil: This is confirmed Cannon by Spider-man No Way Home, Hawkeye, and She-Hulk
Defenders, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, and Punisher: all cross over with Daredevil in some way shape or form
Agents of Shield: has tie in's with Avengers, Winter Soldier and Infinity War, maybe they all got lucky and none of them got snapped away during Infinity War, or maybe they all did, but they are directly influenced by at least 3 MCU movies, and they connect to Daredevil because it is confirmed that the Absorbing Man from season 2 is confirmed to be the same Carl Creel mentioned in Daredevil.
Cloak And Dagger: Directly acknowledges the events of Luke Cage, and The company Roxxon appears, which also appears in Iron man 1'2'3 and Daredevil.
Marvel's Runaways: Directly connects to Cloak and Dagger via their crossover, and Sister Grimm uses the same type of magic as Kaecilius from Doctor Strange
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Trying to create a full Marvel reading list, sorted by characters is hard. Even when you're only going for all the 60s and 70s comics (not even promising I'll read them, just making a list so I can keep track and sort it and stuff), it's quite hard. You know how many masterworks and epic collections and omnibuses you have to google to make this list happen? It's a lot. And it's harder the more I do, shockingly. I don't think my brain will allow me not to keep trying to make this work (as long as my hyperfixation lasts, of course), but I feel it's only natural to at least bring it up and discuss the problems with it while I do it.
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honestly i also think that groups arent going to award's shows anymore is also because its not only rigged but you also already know whos gonna win. like if they have 10 awards you already know b'ts is gonna get at least 3 whether they deserve it or not because otherwise fans will eat them alive, thats 7 awards left then you have male and female rookie which, well it excludes anyone who isnt a rookie, 1 award for best male (excludes women) 1 award for best female (excludes men), an award for solo artists, and then like performance of the year or something. so you basically have 50 groups sitting there ineligible for half the awards and not being able to get the other half because the same 5 groups always get them so like..... why even go at that point
yea i agree, awards shows across genre have been losing their sway for a couple of years. i think kpop ones are a particularly acute microcosm bc there are not very many types of awards, and there are really stark differences between the 'top tier' of groups and the rest of the ones that make up the majority of the industry, despite the industry being relatively small. even though there's numerically less groups debuting in the last twoish years (i did a quick survey of the wikipedia list of debuts by year to check numbers and it was about 30ish per year in the 2010s but so far it's been about 20ish for the 2020s. however this does include subunits and project groups so it's not a totally accurate figure), all those numbers compound on each other since there aren't the same amount leaving the industry as entering. so overall, these awards shows continue to be stacked towards the groups with the biggest companies and fanbases, even though there's better art that deserves that recognition being made by increasingly more and more groups that go completely unnoticed and have no chances of being noticed.
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i have so many hopes for the second spiderman game, many that i know will not happen bc of damn company rights or whatever. baxter building appearance (maybe even you can enter/interact with). ferry loading screen to statue of liberty and meet w torch 😋. mj modeling gigs and mj dressing REALLY NICE like i love ps4 mj but my girl would not wear that. dd appearance? whether as matt or in suit idc. FLASH THOMPSON. more small neighborhood missions or better yet peter missions like for HIS personal life bc clearly that goes to shit while he spider-mans. SANDMAN APPEARANCE. PETER’S NEW JOB AS A TEACHER!!! kaine/ben. or more spider people in general. (cindy? 🤭) do you guys see my vision
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